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{{quote|'''Kim''': [[Sarcasm Mode|Gee]]...[[Tempting Fate|where are the snakes]]?<br />
''[Several [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|snakes]] appear]''<br />
'''Kim:''' I was just being '''''sarcastic!!'''''|''[[Kim Possible]]''}}
 
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{{quote|'''England''': God, [American Independence Day] is the worst day ever. I can't sleep for a week whenever it comes around; I just remember things. I feel sick, I feel terrible in the morning, I have nightmares, I can't eat, I can't work (and so on). Good that it's the end of this shit. I figured I might as well join a party or two at the end of this torturous week.
'''America''': Me too, England. Whenever today comes around, I think of your white-eyed chagrined face. And how much of a poor loser you were. And I always feel awesome a week in advance.
'''England''': [[Tsundere|Ah]].<br />
'''America''': I lied. }}
* This is November 11's [[Catch Phrase]] in ''[[Darker than Black]]''. His sense of humor is rather... Dark, shall we say, to which the deadpan addition of this sentence usually doesn't help much.
{{quote|'''[[Mook]]s:''' ...And what do you plan to do with this 'acquisition', Mr. Smith?<br />
'''November 11:''' * Completely deadpan* Well to ''start'' I thought I'd walk through the doors of a rival company and kill 3000 of their best men.<br />
'''[[Mook]]s:''' ...<br />
'''November 11:''' ...Kidding. }}
** Also an example from Mao which has the benefit of actually being funny. At the end of the episode with the body-stealing Contractor, he's talking to Hei about the benefits of the cat body he's trapped in. He asserts that he likes being a cat "because of all of the delicious kibble he's able to eat". After Hei gives him a look, he tells him he was joking and winks at the viewer.
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** Zuko finds himself on the other end of one of these in "The Boiling Rock":
{{quote|'''Zuko:''' How did you know I was here?
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Mai]]:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Because I know you so well]].<br />
'''Zuko:''' But, how...<br />
'''Mai:''' The warden's my uncle, [[Baka|you idiot]]! }}
* [[Kim Possible]], the episode "Monkey Fist Strikes", as Kim attempts to retrieve an ancient monkey statue from a [[Temple of Doom|booby-trap-laden temple]]...she provides the page quote.
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* [[Silent Hill 3]] has the immortal gem from Vincent:
{{quote|'''Vincent''': ''Monsters''? They look like ''monsters'' to you?
''[[My God, What Have I Done?|Heather gasps.]]''<br />
'''Vincent''': Don't ''worry''! [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|It's just]] a ''joke''. }}
* From ''[[Mass Effect]] 2'':
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'''Guy''': ...Really?|** It's worth noting that Lisa Ramirez, one of the conspirators in the Michelle Renee hostage situation/bank robberies, said during her confession that she had been the one to "jokingly" suggest that they rob a bank.}}
* This [[Twitter]] exchange between some guy and Jason Scott, who is known for archiving tons of historical information about computers:
{{quote|[http://twitter.com/jaybird110127 jaybird110127]: You deleted a bunch of spam? [[Deadpan Snarker|I assume you printed each message in hardcopy]], and you're headed to the [http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/2376 information cube] right now?<br />
[http://twitter.com/textfiles Jason Scott]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Damn, that's the second time you've done that joke. And yes, a mirrored system archives the spam.<br />
[http://twitter.com/jaybird110127 jaybird110127]: Um. Wow. Seriously? You * are* archiving the spam you get? That's... Just... I dunno. }}