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Line 2: {{quote\|'''Meatwad''': "''I just figured Santa was off to an early start this year. Because, you know, statistics show that there are more children in the world today. That's China's fault.''" '''Frylock''': "''Where did you hear that?''" '''Meatwad''': "''Regis.''"~~\|'''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'''}}~~ \|'''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'''}} A question often brought up to disprove the existence of [[Santa Claus]]: How the hell could he deliver all those toys to so many children in one night? There are so many factors involved, it just wouldn't be possible by natural means. Line 13 ⟶ 14: Not to be confused with [[Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?]] {{examples}}▼ ▲{{examples}} == [[Anime]] &and [[Manga]] == * ''[[Azumanga Daioh]]'' - Under the impression that [[Child Prodigy\|Chiyo]] might still believe in Santa Claus, Kagura starts making up increasingly wild claims as to how Santa accomplishes his mission. {{quote\|'''Tomo''': Well, then how does he visit all those houses in one night? Line 21 ⟶ 22: * ''[[Itsudatte My Santa!]]''′s answer to the question is more prosaic and simultaneously more awesome: ''thousands'' of cute girls in [[Sexy Santa Dress]]es are the ones doing the delivery, while ''The'' Claus does the main distribution and the coordination logistics. == [[Comic Books]] == ~~==Comics==~~ * In a Finnish newspaper comic ''Väinämöisen paluu'' ("[[The Kalevala\|Vainamoinen Returns]]") the explanation of time-stopping hourglass is used. And then the [[Fridge Logic]] is played for all its worth, stating that Santa needs to work nonstop for weeks of subjective time, and needs intensive therapy every time to get over the stress and sleep deprivation.▼ * Played with in a [[DC Comics]] Holiday Special, in which Max Mercury (a super-speedster) has a great deal of trouble convincing Impulse (another speedster) that Santa ''doesn't'' exist. {{quote\|'''Max''': How does he visit all those houses in one night? '''Impulse''': Super-speed. ''Duh.'' }} == [[Film]] == * In ''[[Santa Claus: ~~the~~The Movie]]'', the head elf says Christmas Eve would not stop until Santa is finished (fortunately Santa is too good to abuse this). * In ''[[Ernest Saves Christmas]]'', Ernest gives a spoof answer involving physics babble. * Neil asks Charlie this in ''[[The Santa Clause (film series)\|The Santa Clause]]''. * In the 90's remake of [[Miracle on 34th Street]], Kris Kringle explains that time slows down as he delivers presents. * In the animated film, ''[[Arthur Christmas]]'', its revealed that all the presents get delivered by Santa's high-tech operation hidden beneath the north pole. [http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ArthurChristmas&hl=en&sa=G&biw=1600&bih=657&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=tMwYdPep4qW4tM:&imgrefurl=http://collider.com/arthur-christmas-movie-trailer-james-mcavoy/63546/&docid=DwZwZ8UCc__InM&imgurl=http://www.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/arthur_christmas_movie_trailer_image_01.jpg&w=852&h=460&ei=sUOnTpu-GYeZOtDq9Y0J&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1247&vpy=252&dur=8120&hovh=165&hovw=306&tx=190&ty=57&sig=107951384722673391273&page=1&tbnh=95&tbnw=176&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:0 And here is the EXTREMELY high-tech sleigh] ** This is only after the original sleigh is retired following a snafu with the previous Santa, who was detected by world governments who tried to shoot him down. Until then, Santas really did use a sleigh pulled by reindeer using magical pixie dust. While the new high-tech sleigh, called S-1, is larger by several orders of magnitude, it's also designed using modern stealth technology and even has active camouflage. == [[Literature]] == * Brought up in ''[[Artemis Fowl]]''. The answer is to [[Time Stands Still\|stop time]]. * In ''[[~~Discworld/Hogfather\|~~Hogfather]]'', Death simply states that Hogswatchnight is a special time. One where his manservant Albert can be alive all night, despite having only a few seconds left. * One December issue of a children's science magazine responded to this question with a theory involving [[Our Wormholes Are Different\|wormholes]]. * In ''[[The Dresden Files]]'''s earliest short stories, Harry mentions in passing that Santa doesn't actually hand out toys to anyone but a small amount of children per Christmas. == [[Live -Action TV]] == * This question is posed in ''[[The Nanny]]''{{'}}s animated Christmas episode "Oy to the World": {{quote\|'''Grace:''' Fran, the storm is getting worse. How is Santa going to deliver all the presents? '''Fran:''' Gracie, the man is bigger than Dom DeLuise and he fits through a chimney. Believe me, he can get through a blizzard. }} * Oscar the Grouch asks Big Bird this in the classic ''[[Christmas Eve On Sesame Street]]''. == [[Music]] == * At the end of the ''[[Star Wars]]'' [[Concept Album]] ''[[Christmas In The Stars]]'', the droids are visited by S. Claus, the son of Santa. He explains that Santa gets help from his family to deliver toys across the galaxy. == ~~Stand-Up~~[[Newspaper ~~Comedy~~Comics]] == ▲* In a Finnish newspaper comic ''Väinämöisen paluu'' ("[[The Kalevala\|Vainamoinen Returns]]") the explanation of time-stopping hourglass is used. And then the [[Fridge Logic]] is played for all its worth, stating that Santa needs to work nonstop for weeks of subjective time, and needs intensive therapy every time to get over the stress and sleep deprivation. == [[Recorded and Stand Up Comedy]] == * According to humorist Gene Weingarten, to reach all of the roughly 2 billion children on earth in 24 hours would require Santa to go at a speed approaching lightspeed, which on the first stop [[Dead Baby Comedy\|would destroy the world and all the little kiddies]]. == [[Web Comics]] == * In ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have the power to move at incredible speeds so they can deliver presents and painted eggs, respectively. Under rare circumstances, they can use this power outside of running deliveries, sending them rocketing up the [[Super Weight]] scale. == [[Western Animation]] == * In an animated ''[[Family Circus]]'' special, Jeffy asks Billy this, and Billy says Santa [[Time Stands Still\|has a watch that stops time]]. * Grimly [[Deconstructed Trope\|deconstructed]] in ''[[Family Guy]]'' "The Road to the North Pole", where keeping this up turned the workshop into a [[Nightmarish Factory]], and nearly gave Santa a fatal [[Heroic RROD]]. * This is mentioned in the ''[[Recess]]'' episode "[[Yes, Virginia\|Yes, Mikey]], Santa Does Shave", in which Mikey attempts to prove that Santa is real and indeed ''can'' deliver all those toys. Gretchen counters that a man of his size could not fit through the chimney and that the speed he would need to travel at is simply impossible. * The concept behind ''[[Prep and Landing]]'' is that an elite team of [[Christmas Elves]] go ahead of Santa to prep each home for his arrival. It doesn't explain everything, but it does imply that the elves do most of the heavy lifting. * The ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]'' [[An Asskicking Christmas]] episode gives us an atypical explanation; instead of going out in a reindeer-pulled sleigh, Santa ''teleports'' the gifts directly to homes, with Christmas trees acting as homing beacons. {{reflist}} [[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]] [[Category:Christmas Tropes]] [[Category:~~How~~This ~~Can~~Index ~~Santa~~Asked ~~Deliver~~You ~~All~~a ~~Those Toys?~~Question]]