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* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: Coffee.
* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: Coffee.
* [[Completely Missing the Point]]:
* [[Completely Missing the Point]]:
{{quote| "Sweet tea and cookies! We got to do something."<br />
{{quote|"Sweet tea and cookies! We got to do something."
"I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible." }}
"I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible." }}
* [[Concealing Canvas]]
* [[Concealing Canvas]]
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* [[The Dog Was the Mastermind]]: The mastermind turns out to be {{spoiler|the bunny rabbit.}}
* [[The Dog Was the Mastermind]]: The mastermind turns out to be {{spoiler|the bunny rabbit.}}
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]:
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]:
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Boingo}}''': I'm gonna need a lot of real estate down the mountain, so I've gotta blow the competition away. Oh, and that's not a metaphor. We've literally got to blow them away. OK?<br />
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Boingo}}''': I'm gonna need a lot of real estate down the mountain, so I've gotta blow the competition away. Oh, and that's not a metaphor. We've literally got to blow them away. OK?
'''Red:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Yeah, I got it.]] }}
'''Red:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Yeah, I got it.]] }}
* [[Dynamite Candle]]: "Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian." (''[[A Christmas Story]]'' [[Shout-Out]]?)
* [[Dynamite Candle]]: "Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian." (''[[A Christmas Story]]'' [[Shout-Out]]?)
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* [[Gilligan Cut]]: In the ending, when Japeth is shown delivering goodies.
* [[Gilligan Cut]]: In the ending, when Japeth is shown delivering goodies.
* [[Ice Cream Koan]]: Flippers.
* [[Ice Cream Koan]]: Flippers.
{{quote| '''Chief:''' Boy, you are just ''full'' of those, aren't ya.}}
{{quote|'''Chief:''' Boy, you are just ''full'' of those, aren't ya.}}
* [[Intrepid Reporter]]: The Wolf.
* [[Intrepid Reporter]]: The Wolf.
* [["I Want" Song]]: "Great Big World"
* [["I Want" Song]]: "Great Big World"
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* [[Mood Swinger]]: {{spoiler|Boingo the rabbit.}}
* [[Mood Swinger]]: {{spoiler|Boingo the rabbit.}}
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: As Red is reminiscing about when she was younger.
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: As Red is reminiscing about when she was younger.
{{quote| '''Red:''' Huh, what's this?<br />
{{quote|'''Red:''' Huh, what's this?
'''Granny:''' Oh, it says "Worlds Greatest Grandma."<br />
'''Granny:''' Oh, it says "Worlds Greatest Grandma."
'''Red:''' Grandma, I can read. It says "''{{spoiler|Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators}}''."<br />
'''Red:''' Grandma, I can read. It says "''{{spoiler|Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators}}''."
'''Granny:''' Now, dear, if there are two things I don't do, it's lie, and play extreme sports. }}
'''Granny:''' Now, dear, if there are two things I don't do, it's lie, and play extreme sports. }}
* [[Motor Mouth]]: Twitchy.
* [[Motor Mouth]]: Twitchy.
* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: Said by The Wolf after {{spoiler|giving Twitchy some coffee.}}
* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: Said by The Wolf after {{spoiler|giving Twitchy some coffee.}}
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Parodied:
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Parodied:
{{quote| '''Goodie Bandit:''' And Keith!... [[You Get Me Coffee|Darnit, change your name]]. Please? That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. "Boris." Try that. *Keith storms off* Keith, you know. Oh... ''[[Sarcasm Mode|watch out for Keith!]]''}}
{{quote|'''Goodie Bandit:''' And Keith!... [[You Get Me Coffee|Darnit, change your name]]. Please? That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. "Boris." Try that. *Keith storms off* Keith, you know. Oh... ''[[Sarcasm Mode|watch out for Keith!]]''}}
** What makes it funnier is that particular moment wasn't supposed to have a joke at all. It was ad-libbed by Andy Dick, who ''did'' think "Keith" was a stupid name for an evil [[Mook]].
** What makes it funnier is that particular moment wasn't supposed to have a joke at all. It was ad-libbed by Andy Dick, who ''did'' think "Keith" was a stupid name for an evil [[Mook]].
* [[Name Face Mismatch Poster]]: In the Widescreen DVD cover, at least.
* [[Name Face Mismatch Poster]]: In the Widescreen DVD cover, at least.
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* [[Anything But That]]: "Not broccoli!"
* [[Anything But That]]: "Not broccoli!"
* [[As You Know]]: Verushka to Granny while explaining her [[Freudian Excuse]].
* [[As You Know]]: Verushka to Granny while explaining her [[Freudian Excuse]].
{{quote| '''Granny''': "Why are you telling me all this? I was there."}}
{{quote|'''Granny''': "Why are you telling me all this? I was there."}}
* [[Balloon Belly]]: {{spoiler|Hansel and Gretel after the [[Batman Gambit]].}}
* [[Balloon Belly]]: {{spoiler|Hansel and Gretel after the [[Batman Gambit]].}}
* [[Batman Gambit]]: {{spoiler|Used to trick Hansel and Gretel into overdosing on supertruffles.}}
* [[Batman Gambit]]: {{spoiler|Used to trick Hansel and Gretel into overdosing on supertruffles.}}
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* [[Funny Background Event]]: Several during the first scene of Red and Wolf walking through the city.
* [[Funny Background Event]]: Several during the first scene of Red and Wolf walking through the city.
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Literally.
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Literally.
{{quote| '''Verushka''': "I'm tired of being Number Two! I feel like a big. Steaming. Pile of Number Two!}}
{{quote|'''Verushka''': "I'm tired of being Number Two! I feel like a big. Steaming. Pile of Number Two!}}
* [[Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal]]: Wolf gets retconned into wearing a pair of jeans, so as to make Twitchy be the source of "not wearing any pants" jokes.
* [[Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal]]: Wolf gets retconned into wearing a pair of jeans, so as to make Twitchy be the source of "not wearing any pants" jokes.
* [[Instant Knots]]: Red's belt, particularly in the opening.
* [[Instant Knots]]: Red's belt, particularly in the opening.
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* [[Laughably Evil]]: {{spoiler|Hansel and Gretel, yes they're [[Complete Monster|Complete Monsters]], but they're so ridiculously over-the-top about being evil that it's NOT to laugh at them}}
* [[Laughably Evil]]: {{spoiler|Hansel and Gretel, yes they're [[Complete Monster|Complete Monsters]], but they're so ridiculously over-the-top about being evil that it's NOT to laugh at them}}
* [[Medium Awareness]]:
* [[Medium Awareness]]:
{{quote| '''Twitchy:''' The special effects were spectacular!}}
{{quote|'''Twitchy:''' The special effects were spectacular!}}
* [[More Teeth Than the Osmond Family]]: The spider.
* [[More Teeth Than the Osmond Family]]: The spider.
* [[The Napoleon]]: {{spoiler|Hansel and Gretel.}}
* [[The Napoleon]]: {{spoiler|Hansel and Gretel.}}
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* [[Shout-Out]]: Where to start?
* [[Shout-Out]]: Where to start?
** Boingo as [[Silence of the Lambs|Hannibal Lecter]]
** Boingo as [[Silence of the Lambs|Hannibal Lecter]]
{{quote| '''Boingo:''' ''(deep raspy voice)'' Hello, Clarice.<br />
{{quote|'''Boingo:''' ''(deep raspy voice)'' Hello, Clarice.
'''Red:''' Who's Clarice?<br />
'''Red:''' Who's Clarice?
'''Boingo:''' ''(normal voice)'' The cleaning lady. You just missed her. }}
'''Boingo:''' ''(normal voice)'' The cleaning lady. You just missed her. }}
** ''[[Happy Days]]''
** ''[[Happy Days]]''
{{quote| '''Granny:''' Wolf, you think you can handle a bike like this?<br />
{{quote|'''Granny:''' Wolf, you think you can handle a bike like this?
'''Wolf:''' Sure, l think l could if l had to. I went through my bad boy phase. Road a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, [[Jumped the Shark|water-skied over a shark tank.]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Those were some happy days.]] }}
'''Wolf:''' Sure, l think l could if l had to. I went through my bad boy phase. Road a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, [[Jumped the Shark|water-skied over a shark tank.]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Those were some happy days.]] }}
** Red being told to "[[Star Wars|Use the force]]" by a voice who admits they're in the wrong movie.
** Red being told to "[[Star Wars|Use the force]]" by a voice who admits they're in the wrong movie.
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* [[Those Two Guys]]: Hansel and Gretel. Also, the two pigs with voices.
* [[Those Two Guys]]: Hansel and Gretel. Also, the two pigs with voices.
* [[Title Drop]]:
* [[Title Drop]]:
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Gretel:}}''' You've been hoodwinked, too! }}
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Gretel:}}''' You've been hoodwinked, too! }}
* [[Traitor Shot]]: {{spoiler|Gretel's}} [[Slasher Smile]] to Red as the elevator door closes.
* [[Traitor Shot]]: {{spoiler|Gretel's}} [[Slasher Smile]] to Red as the elevator door closes.
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: "Oh, muffins."
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: "Oh, muffins."

Revision as of 07:39, 8 August 2014

They look really surprised to be in a movie.


"Let's just say that if a tree falls in the forest you'll get three stories: yours, mine, and the tree's."
Inspector Nicky Flippers

Hoodwinked is an All CGI Cartoon movie released in 2005 that parodies the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale. Possibly inspired by Shrek, the movie is an Urban Fantasy retelling, using a Rashomon-style interrogation set-up to tell the story, with Alternate Character Interpretation for all of the tale's characters.

The movie starts with the police arresting everybody at Granny's House -- the Wolf, the Woodsman, Granny, and even Red Riding Hood -- and interrogating them separately to find out what happened. Each then narrates events as he or she saw them happen.

A sequel titled Hoodwinked Too: Hood Versus Evil, in which the Wolf and Red Riding Hood team up to rescue Hansel and Gretel, was released in April 2011 after several years in Development Hell.


The original movie contains examples of:

  • Adaptation Expansion
  • All-Star Cast
  • Alternative Foreign Theme Song: Has its own Japanese theme song.
  • Anything But That: "Not prison! Not for a cute little bunny rabbit!"
  • Aside Glance: Wolf, after Twitchy's declaration that he doesn't drink coffee.
    • Also Red, when Jabeth denies having spoken normally at one point.
    • Also Twitchy gives the camera a pleased look when he hears his voice played back at quarter-speed on a recorder
  • Avoid the Dreaded G Rating: A writer for Focus on the Family's Plugged In magazine said the film could have squeaked by with a "G" rating. Let me reiterate that: Focus on the Family said the content rating on a movie was too strict.
  • Badass Grandma: Granny. She fights in cage matches, fer cryin' out loud.
    • And was the champion!
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Who would ever suspect little Boingo?
  • Big Eater: The Three Little Pigs, who consume a majority of the evidence.
  • Blinding Camera Flash: Happens accidentally.
  • Bound and Gagged: First Granny (She wound up tangled in her own parachute's cords) and later Red (as a prisoner of Boingo.)
  • Brick Joke: The first part of the movie, when the four protagonists tell their sides of the story, is essentially a long succession of these. Little details that seem bizarre or out-of-place are eventually shown in their full context.
  • Bring It: During the fight scene in the villain's lair, the villain does the "bring it" gesture. With his ear.
    • Of course, there's also Grandma's line at the end: "Bring it, honey."
  • Caffeine Bullet Time: used by Twitchy at one point.
  • Chekhov's Gun: Coffee.
  • Completely Missing the Point:

"Sweet tea and cookies! We got to do something."
"I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible."

Boingo: I'm gonna need a lot of real estate down the mountain, so I've gotta blow the competition away. Oh, and that's not a metaphor. We've literally got to blow them away. OK?
Red: Yeah, I got it.

Chief: Boy, you are just full of those, aren't ya.

Red: Huh, what's this?
Granny: Oh, it says "Worlds Greatest Grandma."
Red: Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators."
Granny: Now, dear, if there are two things I don't do, it's lie, and play extreme sports.

Goodie Bandit: And Keith!... Darnit, change your name. Please? That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. "Boris." Try that. *Keith storms off* Keith, you know. Oh... watch out for Keith!

The sequel contains examples of:

Granny: "Why are you telling me all this? I was there."

Verushka: "I'm tired of being Number Two! I feel like a big. Steaming. Pile of Number Two!

  • Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: Wolf gets retconned into wearing a pair of jeans, so as to make Twitchy be the source of "not wearing any pants" jokes.
  • Instant Knots: Red's belt, particularly in the opening.
  • Laser Hallway: Part of Granny's escape, complete with flour being used to reveal the beams and the acrobatic bypass of the lasers.
  • Laughably Evil: Hansel and Gretel, yes they're Complete Monsters, but they're so ridiculously over-the-top about being evil that it's NOT to laugh at them
  • Medium Awareness:

Twitchy: The special effects were spectacular!

Boingo: (deep raspy voice) Hello, Clarice.
Red: Who's Clarice?
Boingo: (normal voice) The cleaning lady. You just missed her.

Granny: Wolf, you think you can handle a bike like this?
Wolf: Sure, l think l could if l had to. I went through my bad boy phase. Road a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water-skied over a shark tank. Those were some happy days.

Gretel: You've been hoodwinked, too!