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{{quote|''This girl walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the Bartender gives it to her!''|'''Traditional'''}} |
{{quote|''This girl walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the Bartender gives it to her!''|'''Traditional'''}} |
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{{quote|''"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"''|'''[[Benny Hill]]''', '''[[Marx Brothers|Groucho Marx]]''', '''Mel Brooks''', '''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus|John Cleese]]''', '''[[8-Bit Theater |
{{quote|''"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"''|'''[[Benny Hill]]''', '''[[Marx Brothers|Groucho Marx]]''', '''Mel Brooks''', '''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus|John Cleese]]''', '''[[8-Bit Theater|Black Mage]]''', and many others}} |
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{{quote|''"I put the 'in-you' in innuendo."''|Gary Dendthwidth, ''The Physics Of Giving''}} |
{{quote|''"I put the 'in-you' in innuendo."''|Gary Dendthwidth, ''The Physics Of Giving''}} |
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{{quote|"[[Out with a Bang|He came and went at the same time.]]"}} |
{{quote|"[[Out with a Bang|He came and went at the same time.]]"}} |
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{{quote|"Are you ready to '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hoh_c-WRNs contend]''' with what's in my pants?" |
{{quote|"Are you ready to '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}7hoh_c-WRNs contend]''' with what's in my pants?" |
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"After I play '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0iYB9FWVT8 Buster Brothers]''' I'm gonna bust a nut!" |
"After I play '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}A0iYB9FWVT8 Buster Brothers]''' I'm gonna bust a nut!" |
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"I'll show you why they call me Big Dong '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXzxJjIXHik Donkey Kong]'''." |
"I'll show you why they call me Big Dong '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}yXzxJjIXHik Donkey Kong]'''." |
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"Look in my pants and I'll show you why they call it the '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8LFOVGUt2g Playstation]'''." |
"Look in my pants and I'll show you why they call it the '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}M8LFOVGUt2g Playstation]'''." |
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"I'll show something that's [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]]"|Some of the videogame-related double entendres made by [[Retsupurae|Diabetus]] for their Flights Of Fantasy retsupuraes.}} |
"I'll show something that's [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]]"|Some of the videogame-related double entendres made by [[Retsupurae|Diabetus]] for their Flights Of Fantasy retsupuraes.}} |
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{{quote|''"I'd like to double '''her''' entendre!"''|'''[[Anything That Moves|The Todd]]''', ''[[Scrubs]]''}} |
{{quote|''"I'd like to double '''her''' entendre!"''|'''[[Anything That Moves|The Todd]]''', ''[[Scrubs]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[One Day At a Time|Ann Romano]]''': Damn it, Schneider! I asked you to fix that damn sink two days ago! |
{{quote|'''[[One Day At a Time|Ann Romano]]''': Damn it, Schneider! I asked you to fix that damn sink two days ago! |
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'''Schneider''': Oh, I'll fix your sink, Ms. Romano. And by that I mean I'll have sex with you. And by have sex with you, I mean I'll fix your sink. And by "sink," I mean your reproductive organ. And by "reproductive organ", I mean the thing between your knees. And by "the thing between your knees", I...well, I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.|''[[Family Guy]]'', ''The Son Also Draws''}} |
'''Schneider''': Oh, I'll fix your sink, Ms. Romano. And by that I mean I'll have sex with you. And by have sex with you, I mean I'll fix your sink. And by "sink," I mean your reproductive organ. And by "reproductive organ", I mean the thing between your knees. And by "the thing between your knees", I...well, I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.|''[[Family Guy]]'', ''The Son Also Draws''}} |
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Latest revision as of 04:05, 22 June 2016
This girl walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the Bartender gives it to her!
—Traditional
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"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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"I put the 'in-you' in innuendo."
—Gary Dendthwidth, The Physics Of Giving
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Hinjo: There's not anyone aboard yet, What's going on here? —The Order of the Stick, #418: "It's a Type of Boat".
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[Hannelore and Marigold exist Marigold's room looking groggy and disheveled.] |
"Are you ready to contend with what's in my pants?" —Some of the videogame-related double entendres made by Diabetus for their Flights Of Fantasy retsupuraes.
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"I think the movie has reached its climax!"
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"Nothing less than seven inches. That's my motto."
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"Mama needs her cough medicine. And make it a double, Antandra."
—Jackie Washington, Jackie's Back!
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Ann Romano: Damn it, Schneider! I asked you to fix that damn sink two days ago! —Family Guy, The Son Also Draws
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