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{{quote|''"We seem to be made to suffer; it's our lot in life."''|'''C-3PO''', ''[[Star Wars]]''}} |
{{quote|''"We seem to be made to suffer; it's our lot in life."''|'''C-3PO''', ''[[Star Wars]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Hey c'mon, make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!"''|'''Colin Mochrie''', ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]?'' }} |
{{quote|''"Hey c'mon, make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!"''|'''Colin Mochrie''', ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]?'' }} |
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{{quote|''"Nobody likes Milhouse!"''|'''Dewey Largo (the music teacher)''' |
{{quote|''"Nobody likes Milhouse!"''|'''Dewey Largo (the music teacher)'''|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Sometimes, I think I was born to be picked on..."''|'''Moses Sandor''' |
{{quote|''"Sometimes, I think I was born to be picked on..."''|'''Moses Sandor'''|''[[Tales of Legendia]]''}} |
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{{quote|"[[Failure Is the Only Option|Unfortunately]], life likes to play a little game called "''Up yours, Moe''.""|'''Moe''' |
{{quote|"[[Failure Is the Only Option|Unfortunately]], life likes to play a little game called "''Up yours, Moe''.""|'''Moe'''|[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]}} |
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{{quote|''"But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him."|''[[ |
{{quote|''"But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him."''|''[[The Colour of Magic]]'' (describing Rincewind, of course)}} |
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{{quote|''If you're going to probe anyone, probe Chris!''|'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''[[Dan Vs.]]''.}} |
{{quote|''If you're going to probe anyone, probe Chris!''|'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''[[Dan Vs.]]''.}} |
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{{quote|''Wow. Even my dreams hate me.''|'''Jerry''' |
{{quote|''Wow. Even my dreams hate me.''|'''Jerry'''|[[Code Monkeys]]}} |
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{{quote|''It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.''|''[[Pokémon Red and Blue|Pokemon Fire Red's]]'' Pokedex entry for Magikarp}} |
{{quote|''It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.''|''[[Pokémon Red and Blue|Pokemon Fire Red's]]'' Pokedex entry for Magikarp}} |
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{{quote|''I think somebody rubbed all the sixes off the dice he throws.''|'''[[Mad Scientist|Kevyn Andreyasn]]''' on John [[Sdrawkcab Name|der Trihs]], ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}} |
{{quote|''I think somebody rubbed all the sixes off the dice he throws.''|'''[[Mad Scientist|Kevyn Andreyasn]]''' on John [[Sdrawkcab Name|der Trihs]], ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}} |
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{{quote|''I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!''|'''Jack Sparrrow''' to '''Joshamee Gibbs''' |
{{quote|''I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!''|'''Jack Sparrrow''' to '''Joshamee Gibbs'''|''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Wh-Why is everyone ganging up on me? It's so unfair... It's just that... I fell in love with Ragna the Bloodedge...''|'''Noel Vermillion''' when all the other female characters gang up on her over Ragna in Rachel's gag ending |
{{quote|''Wh-Why is everyone ganging up on me? It's so unfair... It's just that... I fell in love with Ragna the Bloodedge...''|'''Noel Vermillion''' when all the other female characters gang up on her over Ragna in Rachel's gag ending|''[[BlazBlue]]: Continuum Shift''}} |
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{{quote|''Why can't I do anything when it really counts!?''|'''Zorne Sepperin''' |
{{quote|''Why can't I do anything when it really counts!?''|'''Zorne Sepperin'''|''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}} |
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{{quote|''He hath been most notoriously abused.''|'''Olivia''' on '''Malvolio''', [[Lampshade Hanging|hanging a lampshade]] at the end of ''[[Twelfth Night]]''}} |
{{quote|''He hath been most notoriously abused.''|'''Olivia''' on '''Malvolio''', [[Lampshade Hanging|hanging a lampshade]] at the end of ''[[Twelfth Night]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Are we laughing at Yamcha? Because I'm always up for that.''|'''King Kai |
{{quote|''Are we laughing at Yamcha? Because I'm always up for that.''|'''King Kai'''|'''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]].'''}} |
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{{quote|''I'm tired of being the loveable idiot stuck in a tree while his friends are fighting for their lives. '''Don't you understand?''' If I can't do this on my own ... '''then what good am I?'''''|Jaune Arc |
{{quote|''I'm tired of being the loveable idiot stuck in a tree while his friends are fighting for their lives. '''Don't you understand?''' If I can't do this on my own ... '''then what good am I?'''''|Jaune Arc|''[[RWBY]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 22:39, 6 March 2024
"We seem to be made to suffer; it's our lot in life."
—C-3PO, Star Wars
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Dear Sir, I write this note to you to tell you of me plight —The Dubliners, Sick Note
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"I lead a cursed life!"
—Yousuke, Persona 4, finally realizing that he is this trope.
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"Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"
—from the chorus to "Charlie Brown", by The Coasters (and no, the song is not about that Charlie Brown)
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"A History of American Farming by Peter Fox: who had a very rough time getting out of bed this morning and didn't eat breakfast and who pinched his left thumb in his gym locker and lost his favorite pencil in the library and whose day got even worse when..."
—Peter Fox writing his essay for a 'sympathy grade' (which takes up several pages).
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Actually, the crawling awkwardness starts with the introductory fiction. It's about an overweight computer nerd with glasses, bad skin, and bad hair - and everybody picks on him! There's even a pair of pictures with him looking all sad. Aww. —Darren MacLennon, review of the Wraeththu RPG.
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"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer."
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Fran: Where's Manny? |
"Sometimes, I'm afraid to be happy, because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens."
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"Hey c'mon, make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!"
—Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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"Nobody likes Milhouse!"
—Dewey Largo (the music teacher), The Simpsons
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"Sometimes, I think I was born to be picked on..."
—Moses Sandor, Tales of Legendia
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"Unfortunately, life likes to play a little game called "Up yours, Moe.""
—Moe, The Simpsons
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"But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him."
—The Colour of Magic (describing Rincewind, of course)
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If you're going to probe anyone, probe Chris!
—Dan after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, Dan Vs..
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Wow. Even my dreams hate me.
—Jerry, Code Monkeys
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It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.
—Pokemon Fire Red's Pokedex entry for Magikarp
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I think somebody rubbed all the sixes off the dice he throws.
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I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!
—Jack Sparrrow to Joshamee Gibbs, Pirates of the Caribbean
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Wh-Why is everyone ganging up on me? It's so unfair... It's just that... I fell in love with Ragna the Bloodedge...
—Noel Vermillion when all the other female characters gang up on her over Ragna in Rachel's gag ending, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift
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Why can't I do anything when it really counts!?
—Zorne Sepperin, Rosenkreuzstilette
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He hath been most notoriously abused.
—Olivia on Malvolio, hanging a lampshade at the end of Twelfth Night
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Are we laughing at Yamcha? Because I'm always up for that.
—King Kai, Dragon Ball Abridged.
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I'm tired of being the loveable idiot stuck in a tree while his friends are fighting for their lives. Don't you understand? If I can't do this on my own ... then what good am I?
—Jaune Arc, RWBY
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