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* [[Ambiguously Gay]]: Scribe Shanky, although the ambiguity comes dangerously close to being thrown out of the window when he refers to Musashi as "lovely and handsome" and is extremely eager to ''read books to him'' ("O-h! Sir Musashi! Been waiting for you!"). He also criticizes [[Hot Librarian|Librarian Brisketta's]] choice of wearing fashion glasses, calling them hideous.
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]: Scribe Shanky, although the ambiguity comes dangerously close to being thrown out of the window when he refers to Musashi as "lovely and handsome" and is extremely eager to ''read books to him'' ("O-h! Sir Musashi! Been waiting for you!"). He also criticizes [[Hot Librarian|Librarian Brisketta's]] choice of wearing fashion glasses, calling them hideous.
* [[Attack Its Weak Point]]: Most of the bosses have a glowing weak spot (usually made of Binchotite) that must be attacked in order to damage their lifebar. It's your job to figure out how to get them to reveal it, as well as how to access it.
* [[Attack Its Weak Point]]: Most of the bosses have a glowing weak spot (usually made of Binchotite) that must be attacked in order to damage their lifebar. It's your job to figure out how to get them to reveal it, as well as how to access it.
* [[Attack of the 50 Foot Whatever]]: Many of the bosses, most notably {{spoiler|Dark Lumina.}}
* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]: Many of the bosses, most notably {{spoiler|Dark Lumina.}}
* [[Badass Cape]]: Colonel Capricciola. Bonus points for being one of the few competent men in the Empire. {{spoiler|He [[Flung Clothing|discards it quite triumphantly]] when he reveals himself to be Jon.}}
* [[Badass Cape]]: Colonel Capricciola. Bonus points for being one of the few competent men in the Empire. {{spoiler|He [[Flung Clothing|discards it quite triumphantly]] when he reveals himself to be Jon.}}
* [[Bare Your Midriff]]: First Lieutenant Bubbles.
* [[Bare Your Midriff]]: First Lieutenant Bubbles.

Revision as of 08:51, 7 June 2014

The kingdom is saved, thanks to Musashi.

Probably the loosest interpretation ever of the legendary antics of Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi, Squaresoft's 1998 Brave Fencer Musashi (Japanese: Brave Fencer Musashiden) for the original Play Station shrinks the wandering samurai to Fun Size, transports him into a fantasy world full of Woolseyisms, and sets him off on a quest to save the besieged Allucaneet Kingdom by unsealing Lumina, the Sword of Luminescence, reabsorbing its scattered powers from within the Five Scrolls, and collecting action figures of the friends and foes he meets during his exploits. I mean, bashing in the heads of the Thirstquencher Empire's goons until they learn not to underestimate him for being short.

Among Square's non-Final Fantasy offerings of its age, it's famous today for two things: having a realistic in-game day/night cycle (24 minutes = 24 hours, speed octupled when Musashi is asleep) and selling like hotcakes in North America due to being packaged with the demo for Final Fantasy VIII. It was also met rather nicely in the review market -- nothing spectacular sure, but it didn't bomb either; the highest points going to voices, writing, and--most notably--the music.

A Play Station 2 sequel known as Musashi: Samurai Legend also exists, but it's considered another victim of Sequelitis for lacking much of the original's cutesy charm.


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