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{{quote|"[[Trope Namer|Blackmail is such an ugly word.]] [[Insistent Terminology|I prefer 'extortion'.]] [[X Makes Anything Cool|The 'X' makes it sound cool]]."|'''Bender Bending Rodriguez''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
{{quote|"Blackmail is such an ugly word.<ref>Not the Trope Namer; ''[[M*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'' used the same sentence over a decade earlier</ref> [[Insistent Terminology|I prefer 'extortion'.]] [["X" Makes Anything Cool|The 'X' makes it sound cool]]."
 
|'''Bender Bending Rodriguez''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
{{quote|'''Ed''': ''Are you bribing me?''<br />
'''Yoki''': ''"Bribe" is such an ugly word. Let's call this a gift from me to you.''<br />
[[Brick Joke|later in the episode]]<br />
'''Yoki''': ''You swindled me!''<br />
'''Ed''': ''"Swindle" is such an ugly word, let's call it a gift from you to me.''|''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]''}}
 
This trope dates back to movies in the 1930s (and possibly earlier). A character discovers that she is the target of [[Blackmail]] and confronts the blackmailer who, while not denying their actions, would rather call it something prettier like a "comprehensive insurance policy". The line is virtually stock dialogue now; as a trope it is at the very least [[Discredited Trope|discredited]], since it's only used for laughs (or period flavor) these days.
 
A subtrope of [[No Except Yes]] and [[Insistent Terminology]].
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{{noreallife|tell the police, not us.}}
== Card Games ==
* Inverted in the Z-Man Productions card game ''Bell-Bottomed Badasses on the Mean Streets of Funk''. "Extortion is such an ugly word. Me & the brothas prefer ''black''mail"
 
{{examples}}
 
== ComicsThe --Classic BooksLine ==
=== Comic Books ===
* ''S.W.O.R.D'': Abigail Brand lets Gyrich know that his attempted coup of her organisation nearly led to Earth's destruction, she has all the evidence needed to prove it, and the only way she'll keep it to herself is if he quits and tells the higher-ups that she has no need of a co-command.
* ''[[S.W.O.R.D.]]'': Abigail Brand lets Gyrich know that his attempted coup of her organisation nearly led to Earth's destruction, she has all the evidence needed to prove it, and the only way she'll keep it to herself is if he quits and tells the higher-ups that she has no need of a co-command.
{{quote| '''Gyrich:''' This is blackmail.<br />
{{quote|'''Gyrich:''' This is blackmail.
'''Brand:''' I prefer "squeezing your unexplored hairy planetoids in a vise". }}
 
=== Fan Works ===
 
== Fan Works ==
* The ''[[Family Guy]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6529138/Wipe_The_Slate_Clean Wipe The Slate Clean]'' has this mild subversion on the trope, between Brian and Stewie when Stewie plans to blackmail Brian:
{{quote| '''Brian:''' So... it's blackmail, is it?<br />
'''Stewie:''' Blackmail ''is'' such an ugly word. How about the word "extortion"?<br />
'''Brian:''' Extortion's a good word.<br />
'''Stewie:''' But unfortunately completely inaccurate. Extortion is when I just... ''beat you until you give me what I want!''<br />
''(Stewie pulls out a baseball bat and starts whacking Brian on the back and shins)''<br />
'''Brian:''' Damn! Ow! Stop that! Okay, okay, blackmail it is! }}
** It is also a shout-out to every show that ever said blackmail was interchangable with extortion - andextortion—and by this page you can see there are quite the number of them.
* From ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7831829/1/bLooming_b_bDarkness_b Looming Darkness]'' we have [[Big Bad|Dark]] [[Evil Twin|Link]] quoting this almost word for word in chapter 9.
 
=== Film ===
 
== Films -- Live-Action ==
* Played straight in the [[Stanley Kubrick]] film ''[[Paths of Glory]]''.
* ''[[Dial M for Murder]]''
{{quote| '''Tony:''' I was hoping sooner or later I might catch you at something and be able to...<br />
'''Lesgate:''' Blackmail me?<br />
'''Tony:''' ''Influence'' you. }}
* In ''[[Kind Hearts and Coronets]]'', Louis sees through one of Sibella's schemes: "Not only are you trying to blackmail me -- an ugly word, but the right one, I think -- but you're trying to bluff me as well."
* Played straight in ''[[The Bad and The Beautiful]]''.
* Hilariously subverted in ''[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World]]'':
{{quote| '''Chief Aloysius:''' ''(on the phone with the mayor)'' Now you know the word for this your Honor: it's called blackmail!}}
* In ''[[The Freshman]]'', in a variant of this trope, the following dialogue occurs near the end:
{{quote| [[spoiler:'''Clark:''' So this whole thing as been a scam?<br />
'''Carmine:''' This is an ugly word, 'scam.' This is business. If you want to be in business, this is what you do.]] }}
 
 
=== Literature ===
* From [[Hugh Laurie]]'s novel ''The Gun Seller'':
{{quote| "You followed me here."<br />
"Tut. Followed is such an ugly word. I prefer 'blackmail'."<br />
"What?"<br />
"But, of course, it means something completely different. So all right, let's say I followed you here." }}
* In ''[[Lolita]]'', Humbert corrects himself when fantasizing on how he will "blackmail" his wife Charlotte into letting him spend more time with Lolita, saying that "blackmail" is too harsh and suggesting "mauvemail" as a lighter term.
* Subverted in Ayn Rand's ''[[Atlas Shrugged]]'':
{{quote| Rearden said calmly, "In my youth, this was called blackmail."<br />
Dr. Ferris grinned. "That's what it is, Mr. Rearden. We've entered a much more realistic age." }}
* The horse is not yet completely dead: played 100% straight in the 2009 [[John Grisham]] book ''The Associate''.
* Terl of ''[[Battlefield Earth]]'' has an obsession with finding "leverage" over his opponents that rivals J. Edgar Hoover.
* In the novel ''[[Foundation|Foundation's Triumph]]'', the [["Three Laws"-Compliant]] robots must use this type of phrasing when they tell human mentallics it may be necessary to seriously harm Hari Seldon to stop what they view as another robot group's interference.
{{quote| "It may become necessary..."<br />
"To kill?"<br />
"Persuade."<br />
"But it is deeply embedded within Hari. To change it may cause him serious harm."<br />
(Beat) The robot said "Regrettable." Then it croaked out "Necessary..." and left the room. }}
* [[Lord Peter Wimsey]] himself engages in a little blackmail in one of the short stories, but he would of course not use that word.
* From the [[Tamora Pierce]] novel ''[[Tortall Universe|Lady Knight]]'':
{{quote| "That's blackmail," Kel said through a thick piece of bacon.<br />
"Actually, it's extortion." That was Lofren, whose father was a magistrate. "Blackmail implies--"<br />
His squad-mates dragged him to his feets and took him to saddle their mounts. Kel was grateful. Lofren was happy to talk about matters of law at length, in detail, to anyone who would listen. }}
* Eric Idle's ''[[Rutland Weekend Television|Rutland Dirty Weekend Book]]'' contains a letter to critics in which Idle explicitly states they will be paid bribes for a good review of the book, and subject to physical violence for a bad review, and notes that blackmail is an ugly word, "but in this case, it's also a very accurate one."
* The novel ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20110815092237/http://stores.lulu.com/arkle And Here's To You]'' has main female character Alicia Mitchell use this exact line on a co-worker at an office party. Partially Justified by the character's internal monologue revealing that she was directly quoting Bender from ''Futurama'' (see the second page quote above) when she did so.
* Variant: In the [[Lord Darcy]] novel ''Too Many Magicians'', when the Marquis of London pressures Darcy to take a case, Master Sean calls it blackmail:
{{quote| "'Blackmail' is perhaps too strong a word," Lord Darcy said thoughtfully, "but I will admit that no other is quite strong enough."}}
* Inverted in [[The Culture]] novel ''[[The Culture/The Player of Games|The Player of Games]]''. The protagonist is blackmailed by a drone and the drone actually says something like "What I'm doing to you is called blackmail." Presumably, since [[The Culture]] is a utopia, the protagonist might not actually know what blackmail is.
 
=== Live-Action TV ===
 
== Live-Action TV ==
* From ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'':
{{quote| '''Xander:''' Blackmail is such an ugly word.<br />
'''Amy:''' I didn't say blackmail.<br />
'''Xander:''' Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up. }}
* In ''[[Diff'rent Strokes|Diffrent Strokes]]'', Arnold gets into a fight with the bullying son of the landlord's brother who is subbing for a short time. This leads to a loud confrontation where the brother confronts Mr. Drummond, threatens to evict the family and provokes Drummond to punch the blowhard out. Later, the Landlord comes to the Drummonds saying that he approved of his dumb brother being put in his place. He also exploits a lease violation that the brother found to raise the rent on the Drummonds, with a veiled threat of eviction to convince them to give in. When Drummond protests that this is blackmail, the landlord responds "I prefer to think of it as plea bargaining". The punchline is after the Drummonds cave in to this threat, the father tells the kids that this is the result of his act of violence. However, when asked if it was worth it, Mr. Drummond immediately remarks it was for having the pleasure of shutting a bully up.
* Inversion:[[Inverted]] Afterin Reesean destroyedepisode a new fridge inof ''[[Malcolm in the Middle]]''. After Reese destroyed a new fridge via a hand grenade given to him by his grandfather, Hal sits down with his in-laws and asks for money to repair the damages and then some. His father-in-law believes this is a loan to be paid back. Hal calmly informs them that they endangered the children by bringing live munitions into the house and that he could have them arrested for that. He then proceeds to tell them "Don't think of it as a loan. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Think of it as blackmail.]]"
* Done in an episode of ''[[M*A*S*H (television)|MashM*A*S*H]]''.
{{quote| '''BJ:''' Blackmail is such an ugly word.<br />
'''Hawkeye:''' We prefer extortion. }}
* Subversion:[[Subverted]] Inin ''[[Jeeves and Wooster (TV series)|Jeeves and Wooster]]'',. Bertie gets blackmailed by his cousin, and sets her up for the line as such: "Are you ''blackmailing'' me?" Even though most of the characters can be rather verbose, she just looks at him for a moment and replies with a simple "Yes."
* Creed Bratton uses the trope name directly in the webisodes for ''[[The Office]]''.
* ''[[Alias Smith and Jones]]'':
{{quote| '''Heyes:''' This is blackmail, Georgette. You know that.<br />
'''Georgette:''' I hate the word blackmail.<br />
'''Curry:''' You like extortion any better? }}
* In the ''[[K 9K9]]'' episode "The Custodians", a [[Misplaced Kindergarten Teacher]] is demanding ten million credits to shut down his mind-control once it proves to have horrific side-effects that [[Even Evil Has Standards|even the Department don't like]]:
{{quote| '''Inspector Thorne:''' You're blackmailing me?<br />
'''John:''' That's a very non-wonderful word, Inspector. But yes, I am. }}
* Also used by Sam Axe in ''[[Burn Notice]]'''s prequel, ''[[The Fall of Sam Axe]]'':
{{quote| '''Admiral Gregory Maitland:''' That's blackmail!<br />
'''Sam Axe:''' No, actually, sir, I believe this form of extortion is known as ''[[wikipedia:Graymail|greymailgraymail]]''. It's much nicer than blackmail. }}
* ''[[Yes Minister]]'' gave us a version of this, when the black, male revolutionary leader of a small African nation threatens to give a strongly nationalist speech in Scotland unless the Government gives him £50m.
{{quote| '''Sir Humphrey:''' It's blackmail!<br />
'''General Selim Mohammed:''' Are you referring to me or my proposal?<br />
'''Jim Hacker:''' Your proposal, obviously! No, wait, not ''even'' your proposal! }}
 
=== Puppet Shows ===
 
== Puppet Shows ==
* Lampshaded and subverted on ''[[Greg the Bunny]]'':
{{quote| '''Leo:''' ... and I thought, what a coincidence! Your show is hiring a Singing Mailman and I... have your dirty tape?<br />
'''Dottie Sunshine:''' You're blackmailing me?<br />
'''Leo:''' ''(as Jack Nicholson)'' Blackmail is such a dirty word.<br />
'''Leo:''' ''(as himself)'' Jack Nicholson, ''Chinatown.'' And yes. }}
 
=== Radio ===
 
* A spoof of this trope, from the British radio series ''[[I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again|I'm Sorry]]'':
== Radio ==
{{quote|'''John (Cleese):''' So... it's blackmail, is it?
* A spoof of this trope, from the British radio series ''[[I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again|I'm Sorry Ill Read That Again]]'':
{{quote| '''JohnGraeme (CleeseGarden) :''' So..Please. it's blackmail,Blackmail is it?<brsuch />an ugly word.
'''John:''' All right. How about... ''fishpaste''?
'''Graeme (Garden) :''' Please. Blackmail is such an ugly word.<br />
'''Graeme:''' Much better.
'''John:''' All right. How about... ''fishpaste''?<br />
'''John:''' So... it's fishpaste, is it?
'''Graeme:''' Much better.<br />
'''John:''' So... it's fishpaste, is it?<br />
'''Graeme:''' I'm afraid so. }}
** Were those the guys who gave us this exchange?
{{quote| Blackmail is such an ugly word.<br />
You think so?<br />
It's the transition between the 'k' and the 'm' that does it for me. "Blackmail", ugh, it's an ungainly word.<br />
Well, what word do you prefer?<br />
''Caterpillar''. }}
 
=== Tabletop Games ===
* Inverted in the Z-Man Productions card game ''Bell-Bottomed Badasses on the Mean Streets of Funk''. "Extortion is such an ugly word. Me & the brothas prefer ''black''mail"
 
=== Video GamesTheatre ===
* One of the examples given in the song "I Love a Film Cliche" from ''[[A Day in Hollywood, A Night in the Ukraine]]'' is the trope name, word-for-word.
 
=== Video Games ===
* ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''
{{quote| '''Snake:''' So, you're blackmailing me?<br />
'''Col. Campbell:''' I prefer to think of it as helping to make you come to a decision more easily. }}
 
=== Web Original ===
 
== Web Original ==
* When Ayla and Jadis confront some would-be extortionists in the ''[[Whateley Universe]]'':
{{quote| '''Jadis:''' Ooh. That sounds like blackmail. And blackmail is such an ugly word.<br />
'''Ayla:''' I prefer "intentional torts". At least it sounds like some deliberately tasty desserts. }}
 
=== Web Comics ===
 
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''. Petey pulled this one:
{{quote| '''Kevyn:''' That wasn't blackmail. That was, I don't know... passive extortion?}}
* Played entirely straight in [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=32408#123757 this] ''[[Narbonic]]'' strip.
* From ''[http://www.soaprope.com/ Soap on a Rope]'':
{{quote| '''Max:''' Joe, you're blackmailing people!<br />
'''Joe:''' "Blackmail" is such a negative term. I prefer "mail of color". }}
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130605114122/http://www.goats.com/archive/080423.html Goats]'':
{{quote| '''Scroggs:''' Blackmail is such a negative term. Let's call it Proactive Synergy Reallocation.<br />
'''Ix:''' Let's call it Susan. Ix always like that name. }}
* ''[[Exterminatus Now]]'' has a [http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2004-03-12/comic/meet-the-crew/inquisitorial-accommodations/ wonderful scene]:
{{quote| '''Lothar:''' You're blackmailing someone, aren't you?<br />
'''Virus:''' ''(with hurt expression)'' We prefer the term "extortion".<br />
'''Eastwood:''' Hey, it's not ''our'' fault if Commander Schaefer leaves videos of his secret chicken fetish lying around. ''Anybody'' could've broken into his apartment and found them. }}
 
=== Western Animation ===
 
== Western Animation ==
* From ''[[Futurama]]'':
{{quote| '''Bender:''' There's nothing wrong with murder. Just as long as you let Bender wet his beak.<br />
'''Leela:''' You're blackmailing me?<br />
'''Bender:''' Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The "X" makes it [[Xtreme Kool Letterz|sound cool]]. }}
 
== Examples of a different Ugly Word ==
 
=== ExamplesAnime ofand a different Ugly WordManga ===
 
== Anime & Manga ==
* From ''[[FAKE]]'':
{{quote| '''Dee:''' So you are in cahoots with Berkeley after all, aren't you? I knew something was up.<br />
'''Diana:''' Awww, cahoots is such a mean, ugly word. We're more like [[Unlucky Childhood Friend|childhood friends]], if anything. Swear to God. }}
 
=== Comic Books ===
 
== Comics -- Books ==
* ''[[Batman|Joker's Asylum: The Riddler]]'':
{{quote| '''Jessica Duchamp:''' The painting. You're stealing it.<br />
'''Riddler:''' "Stealing" is such an unpleasant word. I prefer "acquiring". It's much more aesthetically pleasing to the tongue. }}
* ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|Simpsons Comics]]'':
{{quote| '''Lisa:''' You fake the Mars missions here?<br />
'''Lindsay Neagle:''' "Fake" is such a harsh word. Accurate, but harsh. }}
 
=== Fan Works ===
 
== Fan Works ==
* The ''[[Bleach]]'' fanfic ''Uninvited Guest'', when it is claimed that Yumokin is being murdered rather than sacrificing his own life, he says "Murder is such a harsh word. Accurate, but harsh."
* [[Sdrawkcab Name|Nilvac and Sebboh]], from ''[[Calvin and Hobbes: The Series]]'', react this way to being called "evil". They prefer "dark".
 
=== Film ===
 
== Films -- Animation ==
* In ''[[Atlantis: The Lost Empire]],'' Milo accuses the others on the expedition of being mercenaries, only to be told they "prefer the term 'adventure capitalist.'"
* In sequels to ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'', it's nearly Iago's catchphrase to say "Hate/traitor is such a strong word".
* ''[[Robin Hood (Disney film)|Robin Hood]]'':
{{quote| '''Little John:''' You know sump'n, Robin, I was just wonderin' -- are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh, our robbin' the rich to feed the poor...<br />
'''[[Robin Hood]]:''' "Rob?" Tsk tsk tsk tsk -- that's a naughty word; we never "rob." We just... sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.<br />
'''Little John:''' "''Borrow?''" Huh. Boy, are we in debt! }}
* In ''[[The Freshman (1990 film)|The Freshman]]'', the following dialogue occurs near the end:
 
{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Clark:''' So this whole thing as been a scam?
 
'''Carmine:''' This is an ugly word, 'scam.' This is business. If you want to be in business, this is what you do.}} }}
== Films -- Live-Action ==
* ''[[Chinatown]]'':
{{quote| '''Gittes:''' She was cheating on him. Were you? <br />
'''Mrs. Mulwray:''' I dislike the word "cheat". <br />
'''Gittes:''' Did you have affairs?<br />
'''Mrs. Mulwray:''' ''Mr. Gittes''. }}
* Parodied in ''[[Tron]]'', when Alan Bradley goes to find out what Flynn knows about the hacker in ENCOM's system, figures out it's him, and asks if he's been embezzling. Flynn's response is a sarcastic, "Embezzling is such an ugly word, Mr. Bradley," followed by the actual explanation, that he was searching for the evidence that Dillinger's hit arcade games were, in fact, Flynn's.
* ''[[Accepted]]'':
{{quote| '''Bartleby Gaines:''' Eh, Stalking's an ugly word. I prefer obsessively shadowing.}}
* From [[Spider-Man]]:
{{quote| '''Peter Parker:''' Spider Man wasn't trying to attack the city… he was trying to save it. That's slander.<br />
'''J. Jonah Jameson:''' It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel. }}
* Inverted in ''[[Entrapment]]'', when Mac explains to Virginia how he can frame her for a theft.
{{quote| '''Virginia:''' I said this is called entrapment.<br />
'''Mac:''' No, this is blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves. }}
* Doubled-up in ''[[Thor (film)|Thor]]'':
{{quote| '''Thor:''' if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.<br />
'''Jane Foster:''' Stolen.<br />
'''Agent Coulson:''' Borrowed. }}
 
=== Literature ===
 
== Literature ==
* In fantasy settings, the thief may prefer a title like "Expert Treasure Finder". Especially if they are grouped with [[Lawful Stupid|paladins]].
** In ''[[The Hobbit]]'', Gloin tells Bilbo, "You can say 'Expert Treasure-hunter' instead of 'Burglar' if you like."
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* In the first ''[[Kingdom Keepers]]'' book, [[Eccentric Mentor|Wayne]] says that Finn would only "borrow" [[Walt Disney]]'s pen, as oppose to stealing it. Possibly inspired by the exchange in ''[[Robin Hood (Disney film)|Robin Hood]]'', above.
* From "The Movie They Said Could Never Be Made" in ''The Joy of Clichés'' by Nigel Rees:
{{quote| '''Dr. Big:''' You're just like all the others. You think I'm mad, don't you?<br />
'''Side-Kick:''' Not mad, but how about ''[[Gratuitous German|geisteskrank]]''?<br />
'''Dr. Big:''' ''Geisteskrank'' is such an ''ugly'' word.! }}
* Informed by [[The Dresden Files|Harry Dresden]] that there've been two attempts on Harry's life since he was hired to follow him, a private investigator opts to discontinue his assignment, remarking that "accomplice" is an ugly word, as is "penitentiary".
* [[Discussed Trope|Discussed]] near the end of ''[[The Star Beast]]'':
{{quote|"In other words, boss," Greenberg said softly, "you are insisting on hostages."
"'Hostage,'" Mr. Kiku said primly, "is a word that no diplomat should ever use."}}
 
=== Live-Action TV ===
 
== Live-Action TV ==
* In ''[[Farscape]]'' when Rygel is accused of "snurching" (''Farscape''-ese for "stealing"), he responds "I don't ''snurch'', I... ''procure''."
* ''[[WhosWho's theThe Boss?]]'', "Not With My Client You Don't": Angela's assistant calls "hooker" an ugly word and prefers "call girl".
* In the ''[[Blackadder]] Goes Forth'' episode "General Hospital", during a discussion of spying, Melchett becomes so concerned with what's "a dirty word" and what isn't that he loses touch with the actual subject entirely.
{{quote| '''Melchett:''' "Security" isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. "Crevice" is a dirty word, but not "security".<br />
(later)<br />
'''Blackadder:''' Well, good thing your job<ref>frisking</ref> is also your hobby.<br />
'''Melchett:''' Now there's another dirty word: "job".<br />
(even later)<br />
'''Darling:''' We've found a leak.<br />
'''Melchett:''' Now "leak" is a positively ''disgusting'' word. }}
* Subverted in the ''[[MASHM*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'' episode "The Price".
{{quote| '''Klinger:''' Bribery is such an ugly word. Ugly, but fitting.}}
* In the finale of ''[[Boston Legal]]'':
{{quote| '''Carl Sack:''' {{spoiler|Fired}} is such an ugly word, Alan. An accurate one, but...}}
* ''[[Burn Notice]]'':
{{quote| '''Michael:''' You're forcing me to break into a weapons manufacturer?<br />
'''Brennen:''' Forcing is such an ugly word. Encouraging. Incentivizing... No, you're right, let's go with forcing. }}
* Two nonsensical examples in ''[[A Bit of Fry and Laurie]]'':
{{quote| '''Stephen Fry:''' I dislike the word brothel, Mr. Jowett. I prefer to use the word brothels. Yes, this is a brothels.<br />
(Note that it was a shoe shop.)<br />
and<br />
'''Hugh:''' You certainly came prepared, didn't you?<br />
'''Stephen:''' I prefer to put it this way: I certainly came prepared, didn't I? }}
* An episode of ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]'':
{{quote| '''Will:''' You hustled me!<br />
'''Pool Shark:''' Hustled is such an ugly word. I like to call it creative money management. }}
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'': In the third season finale, when Buffy informed Wesley that she was through taking orders from the Watchers Council...
{{quote| '''Wesley:''' This is mutiny!<br />
'''Buffy:''' I call it "graduation". }}
* In ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'', Garak isn't pleased with Siskos' encouragement to help him with a rescue misson.
{{quote| '''Garak:''' Commander, this is extortion!<br />
'''Sisko:''' Hm... yes, it is. }}
* In "The Scarlet Letter" episode of ''[[The Mentalist]]'', the line is fairly self-explanatory.
{{quote| '''Minelli:''' You abused a corpse to get a confession.<br />
'''Jane:''' Used. Used a corpse. There's no "ab". }}
* On an episode of ''[[Life]]'', Charlie Crews abducts the [[Big Bad]] by waylaying his chauffeur and picking him up in his own car. When the victim points out that "this is a kidnapping," Charlie parks the car and begins to explain why he doesn't like that word and doesn't feel it applies in this case. The villain then says, "No, detective, you misunderstand me. This isn't a kidnapping. ''This'' is a kidnapping." Cue a tire iron smashing through Charlie's window.
* ''[[Castle]]'' has a suspect in one episode who isn't fond of the word "stalking". But he did follow the victim around for a few days....
* ''[[100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd]]'':
{{quote| '''Justin:''' I hate you!<br />
'''Eddie''': Justin, hate is a very strong word. }}
* ''[[The Comic Strip Presents]]'' episode "Space Virgins from the Planet Sex" has alien women needing human men to get them pregnant. They shy away from the term "sex slave" in favour of a description of being forced to have sex.
* The [[MacGuffin]] in one ''[[Hogan's Heroes]]'' episode is a collection of artwork taken from occupied France for a high-ranking German official's private collection -- describedcollection—described as "not 'stolen'... 'confiscated'".
* From the ''[[Frasier]]'' episode "The Devil and Dr. Willly":
{{quote| '''Babe:''' I'm just talking about having a little fun. After all, when I'm having fun, I'm happy. When I'm happy, I work harder. When I work harder, you become famous and powerful. Isn't that what you want? Fame and power?<br />
'''Frasier:''' I like to think of it more as "influence", really, but... }}
* From the ''[[Yes Prime Minister]]'' episode "A Conflict of Interest":
{{quote| '''Hacker:''' You mean he's indiscreet?<br />
'''Humphrey:''' That's such a pejorative word. I prefer to say he's obsessively honest. }}
* Combined with [[Brief Accent Imitation]] in ''[[Lovejoy]]'' when some former soviets ask if an official is "Coorv-ed"
{{quote| '''Tinker:''' I think he means "Bent"<br />
'''Lovejoy:''' I prefer "Coorv-ed". }}
* Subverted in ''[[Haven]]'':
{{quote| '''Duke''': Lying is such an ugly word...but yeah, I lied.}}
 
=== Video Games ===
 
== Video Games ==
* In the German version of ''[[Kingdom Hearts II]]'', Demyx responds to [[Goofy]] accusing him of being a thief with "Dieb – was für ein hässliches Wort!", meaning "Thief – what an ugly word!".
* ''[[Final Fantasy VI]]'' with Locke, and his insistence that he's not a thief, he's a "treasure hunter". Naturally, he often "hunts for treasure" in other people's homes. But press the issue and he might rip your lungs out. Or at least steal your clothes.
{{quote| "Bah! Semantic nonsense!"}}
* In ''[[Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates|Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Ring of Fates]]''
{{quote| '''Aleria:''' She's a sacrifice to your god?!<br />
'''Chaspel:''' "Sacrifice" is such a harsh word. "Catalyst" sounds so much nicer. }}
* This exchange is brought up in ''[[Jak and Daxter|Jak]] II'' when the words "forced labour trade" are mentioned:
{{quote| '''Jak:''' You mean the slave trade?<br />
'''Krew:''' Uh, I prefer "freedom challenged". }}
* From ''[[Star Wars]]: [[Knights of the Old Republic]] 2'':
{{quote| '''HK-50:''' Clarification: "Assassin Droid" is such a crude term, master, reserved for durasteel drones with only the most archaic kill-programs. The function I perform has been referred to as [[Axe Crazy|"wanton slaughter]]". I prefer to see it as a means of facilitating communication, resulting in the termination of hostilities.}}
* ''[[God Hand]]'':
{{quote| '''Gene:''' This arm makes me popular among the hellish set.<br />
'''Conchita (a demon):''' ''Hellish?!?'' We prefer "supertropical". }}
* ''[[Thief]]'', while looting a ruined city:
{{quote| '''Garrett:''' Archaeologist sounds so much more dignified than Thief.}}
* In ''[[Geneforge|Geneforge V]]'', a bandit argues over semantics.
{{quote| '''Emogene:''' I object to the word "extort". It is an ugly term. We are helping them. If they are so tight with their coins that they can't pay us for this service, it is a good thing we are here to teach them manners.}}
 
=== Web Comics ===
 
* ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' is in this category too, as seen [https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-11-17 here]:
== Web Comics ==
{{quote|'''Petey:''' "Spy" is such a short ugly word. I prefer "espionage". Those three extra syllables really ''say'' something.}}
* ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' is in this category too:
** Then Kathryn [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-01-29 argues that she didn't steal the ship]. With its previous captain. (Alexia finds it amusing because they were compensated later, and because it was not nearly the worst part of that mess).
{{quote| '''Petey:''' "Spy" is such a short ugly word. I prefer "espionage". Those three extra syllables really say something.}}
* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]''
** Haley Starshine dislikes being called a thief. She prefers "Freelance Wealth Redistribution Specialist".
** Also:
{{quote| '''Vaarsuvius:''' I negotiated an exchange with three gentlemen from... other planes of existence. Those in the ventral position.<br />
'''Inkyrius:''' You ''sold your soul to fiends??''<br />
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Technically, it is more of a fixed-term lease with an occupancy date yet to be determined! }}
*** Though that one isn't a distinction without a difference- the fiends ''don't'' get V permanently as "sold" would imply. Whether it's ''enough'' of a difference is a matter of opinion. {{spoiler|Inkyrius didn't think so.}}
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* In [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990705 this] ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'' strip, the [[Evil Chancellor]] doesn't like the term "bad guy", prefering to be called "morally challenged".
* Inverted in ''[[Intragalactic]]'':
{{quote| '''Captain Glee:''' "Unofficial incentive" is such an ugly... pair of words. Let's just say I bribed you with full knowledge that I'm violating the law.}}
* [[Meaningful Name|Mr. Butch]] from ''[[Chopping Block]]'' is not a "serial killer". [http://choppingblock.org/d/20080111.html He prefers another term.]
* Gav in ''Nukees'', in a way illuminating his character.
{{quote| '''Gav:''' "Better" is such an ugly word...}}
* [http://www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/2011/04/21/ This ''Pibgorn'' strip]:
{{quote| '''Stan:''' These creatures you treasure, they are as good as dead unless you follow my instructions to the letter.<br />
'''Pibgorn:''' So they're hostages!<br />
'''Stan:''' "Hostage" is such an ugly, sordid word ... yes. They're hostages. }}
* Revolver Ocelot in ''[[The Last Days of Foxhound]]'':
{{quote| '''Revolver Ocelot:''' "Torture" is such an '''inelegant''' word. [[Torture Technician|I'm an artist. Their testicles are my canvas.]]}}
* ''[[Vexxarr]]'' sometimes has [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=020615 such distinctions]:
{{quote|'''Scavenger Bot''': ''YOU ARE EVIL!''
'''Carl''': I prefer to think of it as having an intricate and meticulous disregard for other being's feelings, opinions and welfare.
'''Captainbot''': {{small-caps|What's the difference?}}
'''Carl''': That's the beauty of it... ''I don't care!'' }}
* ''Day by Day'' presents: a "[//www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/safety-nazis/ Brand Safety Marketer]".
 
=== Web Original ===
 
* Similarly, [http://forums.joltonline.com/showthread.php?583264-Is-Obama-a-failure-as-a-president&p=14503988&viewfull=1#post14503988 this post]{{Dead link}} on the (now disused) old [[NationStates]] forums, memorialised in someone's signature:
== Web Original ==
{{quote|''Extortion is such a nasty word.''
* Similarly, [http://forums.joltonline.com/showthread.php?583264-Is-Obama-a-failure-as-a-president&p=14503988&viewfull=1#post14503988 this post] on the (now disused) old [[Nation States]] forums, memorialised in someone's signature:
''I much prefer "magnolia". "Magnolia" is a much nicer word.'' }}
{{quote| ''Extortion is such a nasty word.<br />
I much prefer "magnolia". "Magnolia" is a much nicer word.'' }}
* [http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/File:MPost12935-60261929db.jpg This] demotivator. They're not pirates, they're ''preemtive nautical salvage experts''.
* [http://www.theonion.com/articles/genocide-is-such-a-harsh-word,10797/ Genocide is such a harsh word...]
 
=== Western Animation ===
 
* On ''[[Invasion America]]'', this exchange takes place:
== Western Animation ==
{{quote|Cale Oosha: TREASON!
* On [[Invasion America]], this exchange takes place:
{{quote| Cale Oosha: TREASON!<br />
Dragit: Revolution. }}
* ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]'', "Op LEADER": Chad calls "traitor" an ugly word. {{spoiler|Which he isn't.}}
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* ''[[The Simpsons]]'':
** Homer posing as 4th-grader:
{{quote| '''Homer:''' ''(to Sherri)'' C'mon, why won't you go out with Bart?<br />
'''Sherri:''' He's a smelly, ugly dork!<br />
'''Homer:''' Ugly is such a smelly word. }}
** Another ''Simpsons'' example:
{{quote| '''Lisa:''' You're replacing me?<br />
'''Homer:''' Now, Lisa, "dumping" is such a harsh word. Let's just say I'm ''replacing'' you. }}
** And another:
{{quote| '''Marge:''' Did you jimmy open Mr. Burns' liquor cabinet?<br />
'''Homer:''' Jimmy is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits. Mrrow! }}
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' includes a variation in "Bucket Sweet Bucket".
{{quote| '''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(takes the safe out from his throat)'' And I bet you tried to steal this, too.<br />
'''Plankton:''' ''(chuckles)'' Well, steal is such a strong word. }}
* ''[[Metalocalypse]]'': The band members don't like talking about dying (when it's them); they prefer the term "hamburger time".
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