Black Best Friend/Quotes

"Hey Chewbacca! (referring to Solo) You still hangin' around with this loser?"

—A warm greeting between old pals Han Solo and Lando Calrissian in The Empire Strikes Back

Ted: (watching J.D and Turk hug) I need one of those.

J.D: A hug?

Ted: No, a black friend. I think it would make me much cooler.

Turk: I should be offended, but he's right.

—Scrubs

"WiiiIiIIIiiith theEeir tOOOOOOOoooken blaaaAAAAAAAAACK friend, GEEEEEEEEROOOOOOMY"

—The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff "themesong"

“I mean, who has a black best friend, right? Like, in real life, if you’re trying to be all authentic?” (turning to the room full of unsmiling black actresses) “Do any of you have a white best friend? No? Right.”

—Raquel, The L.A. Complex