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* St. Louis Cardinals fans are generally accepted as the nicest of all the Major League Baseball fanbases. But if you're President Obama in a White Sox jersey, they will boo you. If you're George W. Bush, they will boo you beneath the cheers piped in over the speakers. And if you're Albert Pujols and you just signed a $250 million contract with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, they will '''burn their Pujols jerseys'''. Until that one nice pastor suggested that they donate the jerseys to his church to [[Take That|send to homeless shelters in Anaheim]].
* Evgeni malkin, oh god Malkin. One of the more gentlemanly players in the NHL destroyed rick nash in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqaWEH5cUok This fight]
* African buffalo are usually content to just lumber around and eat grass, but if you try to hurt one, it will attack with the help of its friends and family, regardless of your species. Even if you've got a gun, they'll just hide and ambush you when you least expect it, like a team of gigantic
* Unless trained to do so, Retrievers rarely go on the attack. Most of the time, they're naturally easy-going. They're often wise for a first-time dog owner because of it. This was why they're often chosen to serve as an assistance dog, either: detection, guides, or hunting... which they were originally bred for. However, like other dogs who are close with their friends, including humans, retrievers will go into guard mode if they sense a threat.
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