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"Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Angel''', dutifully attending a party. ("She")}} |
"Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Angel''', dutifully attending a party. ("She")}} |
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{{quote|''"I've got two modes with people: [[Not Good |
{{quote|''"I've got two modes with people: [[Not Good with People|bite and avoid]]."''|'''Angel'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us."''|'''Angel'''}} |
{{quote|''"Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us."''|'''Angel'''}} |
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"No, it's true. I was bad. Which is why I have to help people now. I'm trying to atone."<br /> |
"No, it's true. I was bad. Which is why I have to help people now. I'm trying to atone."<br /> |
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"Cordelia says you've saved the world."<br /> |
"Cordelia says you've saved the world."<br /> |
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"[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
"[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1 E12 Prophecy Girl|Couple times]] [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3 E22 Graduation Day Part 2|I helped]]. But I [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S2 E22 Becoming Part 2|almost had it sucked into hell]] once, too."<br /> |
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"Still, don't you think after all this time you deserve some happiness?"''<br /> |
"Still, don't you think after all this time you deserve some happiness?"''<br /> |
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[chuckles] ''"That's probably not a good idea."|'''Angel''' and '''Rebecca''', "Eternity"}} |
[chuckles] ''"That's probably not a good idea."|'''Angel''' and '''Rebecca''', "Eternity"}} |
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"Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind.'' (beat) ''[[Captain Obvious|That's pretty much it]], the power of...moving."''|'''Angel''' and '''Wesley''', "Untouched"}} |
"Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind.'' (beat) ''[[Captain Obvious|That's pretty much it]], the power of...moving."''|'''Angel''' and '''Wesley''', "Untouched"}} |
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{{quote|''"All that power wasted on a whiny, mopey do-gooder. [[Cut His Heart Out |
{{quote|''"All that power wasted on a whiny, mopey do-gooder. [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|God, I could eat his eyeballs]]."<br /> |
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"Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that. But if you can't help yourself, then by all means, be my guest."<br /> |
"Our plans for Angel are a little more long-term than that. But if you can't help yourself, then by all means, be my guest."<br /> |
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"You're fun for a human."'' |'''Darla''' and '''Lindsey''', "Dear Boy"}} |
"You're fun for a human."'' |'''Darla''' and '''Lindsey''', "Dear Boy"}} |
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"Hmm? I'm sorry, why what?"<br /> |
"Hmm? I'm sorry, why what?"<br /> |
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"Why fight?"<br /> |
"Why fight?"<br /> |
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"That's really the question you should be asking yourself, isn't it? See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We'' go on'' -- no matter what. Our firm has always been here in one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. [[As Long |
"That's really the question you should be asking yourself, isn't it? See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We'' go on'' -- no matter what. Our firm has always been here in one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. [[As Long as There Is Evil|We were there when the very first cave man clubbed his neighbor]]. See, we're in the hearts and minds of every single living being. And that, friend, is what's making things so difficult for you. See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us."''|'''Angel''' and '''Holland''', "Reprise"}} |
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{{quote|''"Man, atonement's a bitch."''|'''Angel''', "Disharmony"}} |
{{quote|''"Man, atonement's a bitch."''|'''Angel''', "Disharmony"}} |
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'''Cordelia''': Yes, Angel?<br /> |
'''Cordelia''': Yes, Angel?<br /> |
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'''Wesley:''' [[Milking the Giant Cow|I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!]]<br /> |
'''Wesley:''' [[Milking the Giant Cow|I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!]]<br /> |
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'''Cordelia''': And just because [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
'''Cordelia''': And just because [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S2 E22 Becoming Part 2|I sent you to hell that one time]] doesn't mean we [[Better as Friends|can't just...be friends]]!<br /> |
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'''Wesley:''' ''([[Clint Squint]])'' Or possibly more?<br /> |
'''Wesley:''' ''([[Clint Squint]])'' Or possibly more?<br /> |
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'''Cordelia''': [[GASP]]! No! We mustn't!<br /> |
'''Cordelia''': [[GASP]]! No! We mustn't!<br /> |
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{{quote|''"Who's Darla?"<br /> |
{{quote|''"Who's Darla?"<br /> |
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"Angel's old flame from way back."<br /> |
"Angel's old flame from way back."<br /> |
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"Not [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
"Not [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|the one who died?]]"<br /> |
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"Yeah. --No. Not that one, the ''other'' one that died and came back to life. She's a vampire."<br /> |
"Yeah. --No. Not that one, the ''other'' one that died and came back to life. She's a vampire."<br /> |
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''(confused)'' "[[Soaperizing|Do y'all have a chart or somethin]]'?"<br /> |
''(confused)'' "[[Soaperizing|Do y'all have a chart or somethin]]'?"<br /> |
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'''Darla''': [[On Second Thought|Okay. I'm in]]. }} |
'''Darla''': [[On Second Thought|Okay. I'm in]]. }} |
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{{quote|''"My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, [[Revenge |
{{quote|''"My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, [[Revenge by Proxy|by extraordinary coincidence]] so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you'', and then some. ''For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. [[Bad News in a Good Way|You just became his godfather]] -- Understand?"<br /> |
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"I believe I do."<br /> |
"I believe I do."<br /> |
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"Oh, and one more thing. College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame."''|'''Angel''' and '''Linwood'''}} |
"Oh, and one more thing. College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame."''|'''Angel''' and '''Linwood'''}} |
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"Well, that was worth a couple of yuks, too."''|'''Justine''' and ''"Wesley'''}} |
"Well, that was worth a couple of yuks, too."''|'''Justine''' and ''"Wesley'''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Who Are You]]?"<br /> |
{{quote|''"[[Who Are You?]]?"<br /> |
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"Who are'' you?"<br /> |
"Who are'' you?"<br /> |
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''"I asked you first."<br /> |
''"I asked you first."<br /> |
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{{quote| ''"I'm Angel. That's Gwen. You got a name?"<br /> |
{{quote| ''"I'm Angel. That's Gwen. You got a name?"<br /> |
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"I am Manjet. [[Try to Fit That |
"I am Manjet. [[Try to Fit That on A Business Card|Sacred guardian of the Shen, keeper of the Orb of Ma'at, and devotee of light]]. Off hours I like [[Some Call Me... Tim|Manny]]."'' }} |
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{{quote|''"[[We Can Rule Together|We could rule this world]]. Why do you oppose me?<br /> |
{{quote|''"[[We Can Rule Together|We could rule this world]]. Why do you oppose me?<br /> |
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"Maybe after."<br /> |
"Maybe after."<br /> |
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"After what?"<br /> |
"After what?"<br /> |
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"After [[Cut His Heart Out |
"After [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|I rip out your windpipe so it stops making that annoying talky sound]]."<br /> |
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"Wait! [[Blatant Lies|I have a condition]]. [[Tourettes Shitcock Syndrome|Whoop! Goh, boy! Dirty bitch!]] Tourettes. You've heard of it, right?"''|'''Bar demon''' and '''Angelus'''}} |
"Wait! [[Blatant Lies|I have a condition]]. [[Tourettes Shitcock Syndrome|Whoop! Goh, boy! Dirty bitch!]] Tourettes. You've heard of it, right?"''|'''Bar demon''' and '''Angelus'''}} |
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"I’m looking for Batman meets Smashing Pumpkins a la cello-rock."
—Music coordinator John King quoting Joss Whedon's Theme Song request
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"[T]he situations on this show are so insane that it's hard to decide what constitutes rational behavior. You can't get very far in a sentence that starts, 'If I were a sexy yet troubled cat burglar with electro-powers and I was trying to help a vampire prevent Satan from turning the sun out...' before giving up."
—Strega, Television Without Pity
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"Let me tell you a lil' bedtime story." —Doyle and Angel, "City Of"
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"It's about showing people there's still love and hope in the world!" —Doyle to a homeless woman
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"So, um, are you still... 'Grrr'?" —Cordelia and Angel
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"They're messages I get... you know, from the higher powers, whoever they may be. You know ... it's my gift!" —Doyle and Cordelia
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[as Rachel, falsetto] "How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad, hunk-of-a-knight thing?" —Spike impersonating Angel from a rooftop, "In the Dark"
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"Now you’re talking like a detective." —Kate and Angel
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Harrie: I am only going to ask you this once, Richard. And I expect a straight answer. Were you, or were you not, intending to eat my ex-husband's brains? —"Bachelor Party"
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"Hi! You having fun?" —Cordelia and Angel, dutifully attending a party. ("She")
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"I've got two modes with people: bite and avoid."
—Angel
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"Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us."
—Angel
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[drunkenly] "I hurt a lot of people." —Angel and Rebecca, "Eternity"
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David Nabbit: "Are you familiar with Dungeons and Dragons?" |
"Demons with one eye, demons with twelve eyes, some with double vision. No blind demons. Perhaps Angel's discovered a new species." —Wesley and Cordelia, "Blind Date"
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"Well, our files aren't a hundred percent, but I guess it's fair to say you've never seen anything like real poverty. I'm talking dirt poor. No shoes, no toilet, six of us kids in one room. And come flu season it was down to four. I was seven when they took the house. They just came right in and took it. And my daddy's being nice, you know? Joking with the bastards while he signs the deed. So yeah, we had a choice. You got stepped on or you got to stepping. And I swore to myself that I was not gonna be the guy standing there with a stupid grin on my face while my life got dribbled out." —Lindsey and Angel
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"Woo hoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe em. Damn, here it is. Evil white folks really do have a mecca. Now, now, now girls, don't get all riled up. Did you just step on my foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice?! Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, y'all can cater to the demon... cater to the dead man... but what about the black man!?"
—Gunn'
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[on phone] "If you don't sign, we'll sue your ass off and kill your children. Just kidding, Donald. Nobody wants a lawsuit."
—Lilah
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"I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. (Beat) Unless people have been saying it behind my back."
—Welsey, "Are You Now or Have You Ever Been"
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"This place is never gonna get clean." —Cordelia and Wesley, "First Impressions"
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"Gunn's been working hard for us. He should be pulling in a check." —Cordelia and Angel, "Untouched"
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"What do we know about telekinesis?" —Angel and Wesley, "Untouched"
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"All that power wasted on a whiny, mopey do-gooder. God, I could eat his eyeballs." —Darla and Lindsey, "Dear Boy"
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"I'm not crazy. I'm telling you, I saw her!" —Angel and Wesley, "Dear Boy"
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[spins in Angel's chair] "Hey, look at me, I'm Angel!" —Cordelia and Wesley, "Guise Will Be Guise"
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"It's this man, Holtz. How does he keep finding us?" —Angelus and Darla, "The Trial"
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"Uh, how long have you been..." —Darla and Barfly vampire, "The Trial"
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(to Darla) First up, you're a prisoner." —'Cordelia and Wesley, "The Trial"
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"I can crush the life out of you before they even lift a finger." —Angel and Holland Manners, "Reunion"
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Cordelia: What just happened? Can someone explain to me what just happened here? —"Redefinition"
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"Oh, what's wrong, Lindsey? You bitter because your girlfriend didn't slit my throat?" —Lilah and Lindsey, "Redefinition"
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"My name's Darla and this is Drusilla. We're new in town, though some of you know us by reputation." —Darla and demon bouncer, "Redefintion"
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"I'm sitting in my office and every time there is a noise or the phone rings... One of us is gonna die, Lindsey." —Lilah and Lindsey, "Redefinition"
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"I've heard the rumors. We both know that it worked for you once before. You knew just what to take. And this time you won't have to assume any of the risk. You just tell me which files to steal and I'll get them. And then we can get out of here. End this mess together. Are you in?" —Lilah and Lindsey, "Redefinition"
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"I didn't like that bartender. His eyeballs got stuck to my fingers." (licks fingers)
—Drusilla, "Redfinition"
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"Seventeen karaoke bars... you know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."
—Angel, "Happy Anniversary"
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"You're not gonna win." —Angel and Holland, "Reprise"
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"Man, atonement's a bitch."
—Angel, "Disharmony"
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"You're... here for the children's reading program!" —Librarian and Lorne, "Belonging"
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Wesley: We managed to kill the Haklar just as it was about to devour a group of power walkers. —"Belonging"
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"That other girl. I couldn't save her. I was arrested. They got her. She's a slave. She'll die!" —Fred and Angel, "Through the Looking Glass"
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"Say mom, when I disappeared, did you notice anything...odd?" —Lorne and his mother
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Cordelia: (to Groosalug) You're in charge now. And you've got a long road ahead. Slavery has ended, but reconstruction has just begun. —"There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb"
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"Five herb shops in Chinatown; we've been to four. How come whatever we're searching for is always in the last place we look?" —Gunn and Wesley
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(on Fred) "She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome and brave and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil, and let's face it, a eunuch." —Cordelia and Angel
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Wesley: This isn't like him. |
Cordelia: (as Buffy) Oh, Angel! I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a vampire, and it would be impossible for us to be together, but-- |
"Well frankly, Angel, I don't care if you drink pig's blood, cow's blood, or those froofy little imported beers. You saved my little girl." —Roger Burkle and Angel
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"Who's Darla?" —Fred and Gunn
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"Thank you for coming. And correct me if I'm wrong, but the role of a psychic is to be psychic. To predict the future, so that Wolfram and Hart doesn't find itself in this kind of predicament." —Linwood and Bald psychic
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Angel: Darla, you might wanna join the fight. |
"My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. For not only are you not coming after him, you gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather -- Understand?" —Angel and Linwood
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"Finding Holtz and making money are our two number one priorities." —Angel
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"This is tutus and guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down! This is just — I will never trust you again. The trust is gone." —Gunn and Angel
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"Hockey is just a great sport, greatest sport known to man!" —Angel and Gunn
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"You back-stabbing, traitorous bitch. I have a lot of work to do. I can't be in every time/space at once, and here I find you drinking with my sworn enemy." —Sahjhan and Angel
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"You do not want the child alive. You want the child dead. That was our arrangement." —Sahjhan and Lilah
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"Angel, you and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion. Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words." —Groosalugg and Angel
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"Summer Splendor is a hue more worthy of a champion. Or, perhaps this unique one called "purpla"." —Groosalugg and Angel
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Wesley: To family. |
"The great Wesley Wyndham-Price, the shining beacon of all that's good and pure. But wait, no! That's before he started banging the enemy and keeping slave-girl in his closet." —Justine and Wesley
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"Angel got what he deserved." —Justine and "Wesley
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"So Angel knows about our relationship. Big deal." —Wesley and Lilah
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"It all makes perfect sense now. I was a cheerleader, a princess and a warrior. And I have visions and super powers and I'm the target of an evil law firm because I've spent the last three months living on a higher plane, fighting for the forces of good, who wage a battle against demons and evilies and squishy bug babies, 'cause all that stuff's real and that's the world I live in. And-and I think I know why I don't remember any of this 'cause, hey, who'd want to!"
—Cordelia
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"You know Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so, well, idle." —Lilah and Angel
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"The cross obviously doesn't affect me, or our friend the pugilist." —Teen Wesley and Teen Gunn
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(as Fred)"Forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good, and pure, and science turns me on, and one day, if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might have hips!"
—Lilah
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"You're not getting anything out of me this time, either." —Lilah and Angel
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"Can kiss my ass too."
—Angel and Lilah
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"There is a line, Lilah. Black and white, good and evil." —Welsey and Lilah
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"What's a zombie?" —Connor and Angel
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"Demon, okay? The whole nine: cloven feet and horns and teeth and... (looks at Lorne) he wasn't wearing lamé, though." —Gwen and Lorne
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"I'm Angel. That's Gwen. You got a name?" |
"We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me? —The Beast and Angel
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Angel: Wood. Why did it have to be wood. |
"We just gotta find a way to bring back the sun." —Cordelia and Fred
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"Yeah, soul-boy. Nice job, bringing the sun back." (turns around to see Angelus) Oh-- hey! Angelus! Buy you a warm one?" —Bar demon and Angelus
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"Destruction sometimes is its own reward." —Beastmaster and Angelus
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"YOU would dare to defy ME?!" —Beastmaster and Angelus
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