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{{quote|'''Wanda''': |
{{quote|'''Wanda''': [panicked] Cosmo! Timmy's parents found Poof! |
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'''Cosmo''' |
'''Cosmo''' [also panicked] Oh no! Those people have no idea how to raise a child! [notices Timmy glaring] No offense, Timmy. |
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'''Timmy''': |
'''Timmy''': [deadpan] None taken... |
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|''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You know how your father once told you he was going to take you to Disneyworld, and then drove you to an abandoned parking lot and said, "Oh no, Disneyworld burned down"? Remember how you cried? Well, your dad did that because he loved you."''|'''Tim Rogers''', ''[http://www.insertcredit.com/features/gameend/index2.html the insert credit hot elevens, volume one: best videogame endings]''}} |
{{quote|''"You know how your father once told you he was going to take you to Disneyworld, and then drove you to an abandoned parking lot and said, "Oh no, Disneyworld burned down"? Remember how you cried? Well, your dad did that because he loved you."''|'''Tim Rogers''', ''[http://www.insertcredit.com/features/gameend/index2.html the insert credit hot elevens, volume one: best videogame endings]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You WILL learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher."''|'''Firelord Ozai''', ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
{{quote|''"You WILL learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher."''|'''Firelord Ozai''', ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[The Lion King|Nuka]]''': ''I'll do it for you, mother!'' |
{{quote|'''[[The Lion King|Nuka]]''': ''I'll do it for you, mother!'' [climbs onto a log dam] |
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'''Reaction:''' You know you're [[The Unfavorite|the disappointment child]] / a fuck-up when you do something suicidal and your mother doesn't even say |
'''Reaction:''' You know you're [[The Unfavorite|the disappointment child]] / a fuck-up when you do something suicidal and your mother doesn't even say "Be careful". |
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|A fan on Nuka's death in ''The Lion King II.''}} |
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{{quote|"''If my son talked like that, I'd beat him to within an inch of his life, I'd whip him senseless with my belt, and hold his head in the toilet till he was begging for mercy! I still don't see why the judge cut off my visitation rights.''|'''Sosumi''', ''[[Ultimate Muscle]]''}} |
{{quote|"''If my son talked like that, I'd beat him to within an inch of his life, I'd whip him senseless with my belt, and hold his head in the toilet till he was begging for mercy! I still don't see why the judge cut off my visitation rights.''|'''Sosumi''', ''[[Ultimate Muscle]]''}} |
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{{quote|"''I haven't smiled once since the day you were born.''"|'''Squee's Dad,''' ''[[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac]]''}} |
{{quote|"''I haven't smiled once since the day you were born.''"|'''Squee's Dad,''' ''[[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Green Goblin''': [to Harley Quinn] I've never seen [[The Joker|someone]] be so cruel to [[Mad Love|someone they love]]! |
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'''[[The Voice|Harry Osborn]]:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|Really, dad?]]'' |
'''[[The Voice|Harry Osborn]]:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|Really, dad?]]'' |
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'''Green Goblin:''' [[Hypocritical Humor|SHUT UP OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL!]] |
'''Green Goblin:''' [[Hypocritical Humor|SHUT UP OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL!]] |
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|[[The Randomverse]]}} |
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{{quote|'''John''': [imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. |
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[imitating his Mother] |
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'''John''': You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. |
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[father's voice] |
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'''John''': Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie. |
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[his own voice] |
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'''John''': No dad, what about you? |
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[father's voice] |
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'''John''': Fuck you. |
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[his own voice] |
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'''John''': ''No dad, what about you?'' |
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[father's voice] |
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'''John''': ''Fuck you.'' |
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[his own voice] |
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'''John''': '''''Dad, what about you?''''' |
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[father's voice] |
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'''John''': '''''Fuck you!''''' |
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[pantomimes getting punched in the face] |
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'''Brian''': Is that for real? |
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'''John''': [[Deadpan Snarker|You wanna come over sometime?]] |
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|''[[The Breakfast Club]]}} |
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Revision as of 16:29, 19 August 2018
Wanda: [panicked] Cosmo! Timmy's parents found Poof! |
"You know how your father once told you he was going to take you to Disneyworld, and then drove you to an abandoned parking lot and said, "Oh no, Disneyworld burned down"? Remember how you cried? Well, your dad did that because he loved you."
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"All I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was trying to please you. You, my father who banished me just for talking out of turn! My father who challenged me, a thirteen year-old boy, to an Agni Kai! How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?"
—Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender
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"You WILL learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher."
—Firelord Ozai, Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Nuka: I'll do it for you, mother! [climbs onto a log dam] —A fan on Nuka's death in The Lion King II.
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"If my son talked like that, I'd beat him to within an inch of his life, I'd whip him senseless with my belt, and hold his head in the toilet till he was begging for mercy! I still don't see why the judge cut off my visitation rights.
—Sosumi, Ultimate Muscle
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"I haven't smiled once since the day you were born."
—Squee's Dad, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
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Green Goblin: [to Harley Quinn] I've never seen someone be so cruel to someone they love! |
John: [imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. |