Heathers/Funny


 * "I love my dead gay son!"
 * "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
 * "Dear diary: My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count..."
 * "I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
 * [Veronica writing in diary] "Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho."