The Cabin in the Woods/Funny

"(Jules is holding complex textbooks)
 * In the film's opening, the sheer amount of time it takes for Curt to realize that Dana is Not Wearing Pants.
 * He knows. He just doesn't make it a priority to tell her.
 * Also in the opening, Curt's and Jules' PSA parody.

Curt: Where did you learn about this stuff?

Jules: From you, okay? I learned it from watching you!"

""And that makes...what kind of sense?""
 * The evil unicorn. Just...the evil unicorn.
 * The clown, disturbing as it may have been.
 * The stoner character Marty remaining "sober" while everyone else succumbs to the mind-control chemicals.

""Oh, come on...""

"Dana: I've never done anything like this before
 * Dana making out with Holden.
 * Dana making out with Holden.

(Dana looks away, and takes a more serious tone)

Dana: Well...not never."

""FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU!!! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!""
 * Of course, this turns into Fridge Horror when you realize.
 * A lot of the quips between the villains, particularly when they're making fun of Mordecai, the crazy gas station hick.
 * In a later scene, some Japanese school girls . Sitterson is not amused.

"Curt: I'm thinking this thing doesn't take credit cards.
 * "He's got a husband bulge."
 * The whiteboard during the betting pool scene. One imagines it would have been a very different movie if "Sexy Witches", "Angry Molesting Tree", or "Snowman" had been chosen.
 * Regarding an antique gas pump:

Marty: I don't think it knows about money. I think it's barter gas."

"Mordecai: You know damn well what war I'm referring to.
 * Marty's first appearance in the movie - driving through town while smoking an enormous bong in the middle of his car.
 * Then it turns out said bong is collapsible to disguise it as a thermos.
 * The Black Comedy in
 * On the same note, when
 * On the subject of zombies: After, Dana insists on going to search for . She opens the cabin door...only to be confronted with Matthew Buckner, who.
 * "Good work, zombie arm."
 * "Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of -- am I on speakerphone?"
 * Even funnier is when Mordecai tries another evil-sounding rant, pauses, and says, "I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?" While Hadley unconvincingly tries to deny it, Sitterson is laughing hysterically.
 * When Jules and Curt are about to have sex, we see all of the male scientists ogling her. Hadley and Sitterson send them all away...so they can watch themselves.
 * As this is going on, Truman looks on it all rather distastefully. Then he slowly inches his way back in front of the monitor while strategically covering his crotch.
 * The conversation between Marty and Mordecai.
 * As this is going on, Truman looks on it all rather distastefully. Then he slowly inches his way back in front of the monitor while strategically covering his crotch.
 * The conversation between Marty and Mordecai.

Marty: Was it the one where the Blues fought the Greys? Maybe it was brother against...brother?

Mordecai: *stares menacingly*

Marty: *walking away* I heard the railroads will be coming here soon. It's going to be the next big thing. Streets paved with actual street!"

"Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand, here. DON'T READ THE MYSTERIOUS LATIN!
 * The results of the workroom bet, split between, complete with the latter jumping and celebrating.
 * The fact that "Zombies" and "Zombie Redneck Torture Family" were two entirely different categories.
 * "It's like elephants and elephant seals."
 * When they find the artifact:

(Ominous Whispers): Read the Latin................out loud......"

"Marty: I'm going for a walk."
 * Marty's mighty resistance to mind control.