The Nostalgia Critic/Haiku

He's the critic who Recalls all the lame old crap So that you need not. "-- User:Doctor Nemesis (edited by Laevatein)"

Caustic Critic who We all like to listen to 'Cause he is so right.

He's the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it So you don't have to. ~Dragonfire8181

A BAT CREDIT CARD?! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?! AAARRGGHH! Cue the gunshots. ~SizzlyBacon

The stuff that we watched As kids wasn't always good... Doug gives examples. ~User:So We Ate Them

No, movie! Hold it! You HAVE to explain this crap! Just...Ex...PLAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN! *KA-BOOM* "-- Werebunny131"