Tangled/Haiku

I try to listen Sometimes it just seems too hard Your tongue’s in my ear.

I'm tied to a chair The satchel is in that pot OH GOD FRYING PAN.

A horse with a sword Gigantic wall of water Yeah we're pretty screwed.

She's too beautiful Her hair shines through the water OH GOD IT'S GLOWING.

Silly little horse You will never know the truth I stole the apples.

I hope for too much We'll never get together But she's still my dream.

-Tangled in Haiku, by Flynn Rider.