Seven Periods With Mr Gormsby/Funny

"Steve: In my experience, an arson is a cry for help.
 * When  saws through the boards of   part of the latrine.
 * The following exchange:

Mr Gormsby: In my experience, a cry for help is someone crying 'Help!', whereas an arson is someone crying 'Steve is a bastard!"

"Steve *awkwardly*: Did you have sex with Afioga in the fara nui?
 * In one episode, evidence is found of a student-teacher relationship and the student involved refuses to name the other person. Gormsby, Steve and Dascent ask all the teachers, leading to the following:

Ms Tangaroa (the resident lesbian): Oh, get fucked!"


 * Mr Gormsby's spelling test. It includes words such as 'gonorrhea', 'bastard' and 'buggery'.