Scott Pilgrim/Funny

The Books
"Todd: The I can dodge this!
 * Any time Wallace gets drunk and starts yelling.
 * The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:

But he couldn't."

""Get her Ramona! Get her right in her horsey face!""
 * "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
 * "Ssscottttt~"
 * Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.

"Envy: Stop hiding behind your precious Wallace!
 * And later...

Ramona: What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?



Wallace: Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?"

"Crash: I'm Crash, and these are the Boys!
 * What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? About thirty pages of tidal waves.
 * And explosions.
 * Wallace relentlessly taunting Crash and the Boys which starts with this....

Wallace: Is that girl a boy, too?

Crash: Yes!

(Trasha flips Wallace off.)"

"Crash:This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
 * And ends with this....

Wallace: Cool, a song for me!"

"Holly: So how hot is the bass player, Joseph?
 * "If I peed on myself would you guys say it was the rain?"
 * "Watch out, Scott! I think that might be Gideon!"
 * "Watch out! It's that one guy!"
 * "Okay, thank you, Wallace!"
 * Joseph's introduction:

Joseph: He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to."

"Scott: Well, at least I... something... you... insult...
 * Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
 * Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick.
 * Gideon stole the Power of Love! What a dick!
 * What a dick.
 * This:

Ramona: That's not a good comeback, Scott.

Stephen: Actually, that's pretty good for Scott."

"(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field)
 * How Scott figures out that the fourth evil ex is female? A chick hatches in his brain!
 * Which he follows up by shouting at Ramona "YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?"
 * Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
 * Scott and memory cam in volume 6.

Knives: scotty ur so hot & sexxy

Scott: o hey thanx

(Later...)

Envy: omigod ur like, such a stud

Scott: yeah totes

(Then with )

Ramona: babby u lite my fire

r u obsessed or what lol"

"Wallace: Man, you know, I'm really glad everything worked out for you.
 * From Volume 4:

Scott: Me too.

Wallace: ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been seriously screwed if you wanted to stay!



Scott: You bastard.

Wallace: Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy!"

"Scott: (to Knives) Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL SEX."
 * Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.

"IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOR EVERYONE. AND THAT INCLUDES YOU."
 * And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:

"Stephen Stills: ... Whatever. They ordered dinner at 10:55, they're getting a salad."
 * And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.
 * Scott's whole backstory on his last job.
 * Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto...accidentally botching an order.

"Scott: So
 * Followed shortly by the this exchange:

Joseph: Seriously, get better friends."

"Scott: Hey, Amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?
 * Volume 1 has this little gem:

Wallace: Yep.

Scott: What's the website for that?



Wallace: ...Amazon.ca.

Scott: Cool! Thanks!"

"Scott: THAT IS IT! YOU COCKY COCK! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!"
 * Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, for no reason, Scott flips his shit all over Todd.

"Stephen: Joseph!!! Can you record our album? Sex Bob-omb needs to record an album! We need to take it to the next level! You saw us play in volume 3, right? We aren't all that sucky, right???
 * Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.

Joseph: ...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.

Stephen: I Can Live With That!!!"

"Julie: ...You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?""
 * Even funnier when you realize that
 * "LET'S BOTH BE GIRLS!"
 * Scott levels up - "Balls +2"
 * When Stephen Stills asks what's so terrifying about Honest Ed's, Julie answers,

"And then Honest Ed's imploded."
 * Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious. And to top it off:

"Kim: "Actually, boys, I'm busy. I've got a hot date tonight."
 * CLOSURE!
 * This awesome bit from Volume 3.

Scott: "A hot date with a collage you're doing?"

Stephen Stills: "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the Bluenose II?"

Kim: "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?"

Hilariously awkward pause

Scott: "Kim, you're a hell of a catch."

Stephen Stills: "You're a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine."

Kim: "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes...""

"Knives: But look at your face! I totally grazed you!
 * Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "Make out!"
 * And there's this Shout-Out:

Ramona: How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

"Wallace Wells: Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!"
 * This funny bit from Volume 3:

"Scott: I guess Wallace.
 * "Guess who's drunk!"

Wallace: You guess right."

"Scott: So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees.
 * "Those are Mr. Silly's shoes."
 * The end of Volume 4 features a parody of a page showing American readers how to read manga, and advises readers to not let "The Man" tell them how to read the comic.
 * I BUILT A SWORD INTO ENVY'S DRESS! THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM!
 * After Gideon draws the sword:Envy's dress fell off, revealing a sexier dress! Charm Increased!
 * Knives pulling a Dynamic Entry against Envy, only to crash into a wall afterwards due to her momentum.
 * Stephen Stills (22 years old) wants a damn buritto, damn it.
 * Scott saves Ramona and Knives from being flattened by Envy by poking the back of Envy's leg, causing Envy to fall over into a ball with a look of absolute bliss on her face.

Ramona: What? How does that work?

Scott: Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-

Ramona: Okay, stop right there."

"Stephen Stills man in black
 * "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!

Kim Pine gothic lolita

Scott Pilgrim guy in a suit purchased at value village

Ramona & Knives: "What the hell are they wearing?""

"Gideon: Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."?
 * Gideon's dramatic entrance:

Scott: (looks at his shirt) What? (back to Gideon) Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (After Tamara and Stacey)"

The Movie
"Scott: ...How does he do that?"
 * "We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"
 * Wallace is able to call Stacey about developments in Scott's love life at any time

"Wallace: (kicking the door open) GUESS WHO'S DRUNK~!
 * Basically anything Wallace does. In particular: the increasing number of bedmates, the frequent lack of pants, and appearing out of nowhere with Lucas Lee's skateboard.

Scott: ...I guess: Wallace.

Wallace: You guessed right!"

"Wallace: Kick her in the balls!"
 * In fact, the key-toss moment is even funnier in the bloopers, because right after Scott messes up the line, Wallace replies with "Dude, you took a blow to the head for nothing"
 * One in particular is what he says to Ramona when she is

"Stacey: Wallace! Again?!"
 * Wallace's reaction in that scene in general is hilarious. Everyone, especially Scott, is confused and freaked out by the two girls engaging in video game-esque fighting. Wallace, meanwhile, is calm as you please and having a drink while watching the whole thing.
 * Apparently, it took Michael Cera 33 shots to get the package Scott orders just to see Ramona into the trash. This is confirmed in the blooper reel, and is pretty damn entertaining to watch.
 * During one of those bad throws, Mary Elizabeth Winston drops the pen she's holding. Michael Cera comments "Wouldn't it be something if I made the shot but you dropped the pen?"
 * When everyone starts meeting each other in the Rockit, after Knives kisses Scott and Ramona's right there, everyone starts giving each other dramatic glances, complete with dramatic zooms. Knives gives one to Ramona; Stacey gives one to Scott...and Wallace gives one to his newest crush, Jimmy.

"Roxy: Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!"
 * Speaking of The Rockit...
 * After defeating Gideon, Scott is faced down by a dark version of himself, Nega Scott. We cut to Knives and Ramona waiting outside the club as the door opens....
 * Scott jumping through a glass window, then reaching back in for his coat, then running off in order to escape from Knives when she showed up at his door and asked Wallace if Scott was home. All of which in full view of the door she's standing at, while Wallace is the picture of calm in telling her he's not around.
 * There is always something funny about jumping through a window for non action movie related purposes.
 * Not only that, but when the camera shifts to Knives asking "Really?" when she's told that Scott just left, you can see him running away behind her. And she's totally oblivious to this all.
 * Inspiring pump-up music is playing as we see Scott prepare to go after Gideon, with fast smash-cuts to him standing up, fixing his wrist bands, making fists... and the music suddenly stops as he takes a minute to fully tie his shoes. The theater exploded with laughter.
 * The.
 * Slow-motion jumping high-five!
 * YEAH!
 * "It's milk and eggs, bitch!"
 * "Chicken isn't vegan ?"
 * Tied together with the look on Todd Ingram's face, which displays that he was legitimately surprised to find out that chicken isn't vegan.
 * When Ramona asks Scott how he knows Knives, Scott's brain is shown as being unable to choose between answering "I Gotta Pee" and "Who, Her?" He ends up blurting out
 * On that note, the Freeze-Frame Bonus on the wheel of responses: They include: "She's nobody", "She's forty!", "Idiot!", "No speaka English", "When's dinner?", "Uh...", "Tell Pac Man story", "No, you are", "Pass out" and "It was nothing".
 * K.O.!!! (both times)
 * Knives's literal ":O" face.
 * Knives' fangirlism over Envy, reaching it's peak with her happily exclaiming "I've kissed lips that kissed yours!"
 * Knives' fangirlism over Sex Bob-omb in general is hysterical (mainly because she's the only fan.)
 * Young Neil is devastated!
 * The shout-out to Launchpad McQuack.
 * "We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff." - Delivered in perfect deadpan from Kim at the Chaos Theatre, while rubbing the corner of her nose with her middle finger.
 * Followed up with.
 * A subtle one: The hole in the moon, complete with an 8-bit explosion sound effect.
 * The real humor in the hole in the moon is the freeze frame bonus, during the panel in which it explodes, it looks exactly like the Death Star while it's firing. Made funnier by the fact that it comes from a Darth Vader expy.
 * After Gideon's been defeated, he starts ranting about forming the league and acting as if it was some great task, before saying "Do you know how long it took me to get the contact information of all the other exes? Do you?! "
 * Roxy is generally one of the funniest parts of the movie, spewing lines such as this:
 * Roxy is generally one of the funniest parts of the movie, spewing lines such as this:
 * Roxy is generally one of the funniest parts of the movie, spewing lines such as this:

"Ramona: This garlic bread is really good.
 * It's even funnier if you happen to be a fan of Avatar the Last Airbender. Hearing sweet Katara say all of those things is just HYSTERICAL.
 * "I'M A LITTLE BI-FURIOUS!!"
 * When Scott is trying to "get to second and a half base" with Ramona and makes her dinner.

Scott: Garlic bread is my favorite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. *laughs*

Ramona: Then you'd get fat.

Scott: Now why would I get fat?

Ramona: Bread makes you fat.

Scott: (With a mouth full of garlic bread): Bread makes you fat?!"

"Scott: Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (A doodle of a face, with a single circle, some lines for hair and no facial expression. In black and white)
 * Scott showing a sketch of Ramona.

Comeau: Yes, that's Ramona Flowers."

"Scott: That gossipy bitch.
 * Referring to Wallace, after he told Scott's sister Stacey that he was dating a 17 year old:

Wallace: You know me."

"Gideon: You want to fight me... For her?
 * Even better is Wallace telling Stacey that Scott's thinking about dating two girls at the same time..
 * "You made me swallow my gum. It's going to be in my digestive tract FOR SEVEN YEARS!!!!!!"
 * Scott to Julie at the Second Cup: "How are you doing that with your mouth?"
 * "Never *censor* mind how I'm doing it!"
 * Scott & Gideon's dialogue about why Scott wants to fight for Ramona

Scott: (defiantly) Was that not clear?!

Scott turns to look at Sex Bob-Omb

Scott: (inquisitively) Was that not clear?

Stephen Stills & Young Neil: I dunno."

"...I said "lesbians"."
 * Anyone to Scott: "Your hair's getting long/shaggy/etc." Cut to Scott suddenly wearing his dorky hat without having moved from the previous shot.
 * "You once were a ve-gone, but now, you will BE GONE!" "...ve-gone?"
 * "I'm in lesbians with you." "...What?"
 * And then, after :

"Doorman: "What's the password?"
 * "Your hair looks stupid."
 * Before that, first time around:

Scott: Whatever!

Doorman: (beat) Kay."

"Second Doorman: What's the second password?
 * Scott goes to the second door*

Scott: Ugh!"

"Stephen Stills: *to Ramona* Be honest. Do we suck?
 * They let him in*
 * Sex Bob-Omb is at the bar after their lackluster opening to Clash at Demonhead's concert

Ramona: I dunno. Do you? I'll be right back.

Ramona leaves for the restroom. Sex Bob-Omb watches her leave

Stephen Stills: *deadly serious* She has to go...she knows we suck."

"Scott: Oh man, this is gonna suck!
 * Neil singing along quietly to Garbage Truck (and getting the lyrics wrong)
 * Lucas Lee looking at a text message he got and saying "That's actually hilarious" to himself.
 * Matthew Patel's completely out of nowhere Bollywood Villain Song.
 * The deleted scene in which Matthew Patel introduces himself twice with the exact same rehearsed precision, movements and speech pattern.
 * Censoring the film to make the language more "tv-safe" replaces many of the cursing into humorously random euphemisms including Oscar the Grouch, peaches, and owls.
 * When Scott gets Matthew Patel's e-mail about their upcoming fight, the movie plays it up for as much drama as possible, with Scott going "this is... this is... this is...!" and the soundtrack dramatically booms as it displays the words "fight" "to" "the" "death"... and then the drama abruptly drains away as Scott continues "this is boooooooring. Dele-eeete."
 * Stephen wetting himself when Gideon wants to sign for their band, and then it points it out on-screen.
 * Envy telling Julie to "Shut the [bleep] up"
 * Todd punches Knives so hard that it knocks the highlights out of her hair.
 * "You punched the highlights out of her hair...He punched the highlights out of her hair!"
 * As Sex Bob-Omb heads to the party in the opening scenes:

Kim: At least it'll give us something to complain about.

Scott: Oh man *wipe to party without breaking Scott's sentence*, this suuuuucks!

Young Neil: Suuuuucks!

Scott: I'm gonna go pee due to boredom. *leaves*

Young Neil: (Beat) I have to pee."

"Envy: You're incorrigible.
 * AND THEN HE STALKED HER UNTIL SHE LEFT THE PARTY.
 * Stephen freaking out never gets old. Ever.
 * What makes that scene are the subtitles that appear concurrent with Stephen shouting and freaking out.
 * The captions while they hang out with Todd and Envy.

Todd: I don't even know the meaning of the word.

Caption: HE REALLY DOESN'T."

"Todd: The cleaning lady...she cleans up dust. She dusts. *makes dusting motions*"
 * Brandon Routh's pitch perfect delivery of Todd's Don't Explain the Joke moment, especially:

"Scott: She's mature for her age. We're peaches and gravy.
 * PREPARE TO DIE, OBVIOUSLY!
 * Kim's apparent rivalry with Clash and the Boys' drummer who is a little girl.
 * "You will no longer be referred to as Young Neil. Now you will be known as Neil."
 * Scott going from reading his e-mail to sitting in front of his door waiting for the package he ordered (to be delivered by Ramona) to arrive.
 * Scott assuring Ramona that his breakup with Knives was clean.

Knives: (echoing) No."

"This is called "I'm So Sad, I'm So Very Very Sad". (plays one note)(lyrics: "so sad") Thank you.
 * Scott seems to enjoy being with Knives but you get a look into his mind (a desert scape) and he's lamenting "So alone..."

Wallace: "It's not a race, guys!"

Crash: "Okay, this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'"

Wallace: "Sweet! Love this one.""


 * "The weak point is the back of her knees. Whenever we were making out I would just".
 * When Stephen Stills realizes that they lost their contract and starts scooping up the change dropped by Gideon's death. Made even funnier when Neil looks like he's going to do the same thing, but really just takes Gideon's gum.

The Game

 * The bass battle with Todd
 * Any time you pick up another player and use them as a weapon.
 * From Nega Scott's Ending...


 * Also, after
 * From Knives' Ending...