Soap Opera Disease/Quotes

"As a subplot, Spleen's brother, Burnt, has a horrible disease with absolutely no physical symptoms except that it causes him to become somewhat moody."

- W Bruce Cameron, Eight Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter (the book, not the Sitcom)

"Matthew: Yeah, I need come up with some new wheelchair jokes. After all, I'm here for life.

Destiny: Maybe not..."

- One Life to Live

"(Wearing a full body caste and oxygen mask)What's the matter with you guys?

Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.

Well, some guys have all the luck. (violin plays) I was born with glass bones and﻿ paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

- Spongebob