The Last Spartan/Funny

"Garrus: Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a volcano this entire time?
 * On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption...

Liara: Yes. You didn't know?

N'tho: (sheepish) Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad.

Beat

Wrex: If I die in here, I'll kill you."

"Cortana: Damn you, History Channel!"
 * N'tho singing The SMG Song during the raid on Sharjila.
 * On the Presidium, Chief sees a drone/bugger/Yanme'e delivering pizza. The last time he encountered these creatures, he was dodging wave after wave of plasma, needler rounds, and grenades... and now, they're delivering pizza.
 * Cortana's response when.

"Garrus:"
 * For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief

"Chief: *after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget* "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now."
 * When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it (and lack thereof) are priceless.
 * The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter.
 * Any of the Smash Cuts.

(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)

Tali: "STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*"


 * My Life with Bipbap