Scary Librarian



""QUIET!!!! This is a LIBRARY!!""

- Ms. Hushbaum, All That

Unsuspecting students will enter the library, in order to talk to friends, goof off, and (possibly) study. However, these kids will soon fall victim to... the Scary Librarian.

The Scary Librarian will freak out if you talk in the library, fail to return a book on time, or, God forbid, spill something on it. She (it's almost always a she) will shush you at the slightest noise, and occasionally will start screaming. Needless to say, if you make her mad, don't expect any help with your research paper.

The Scary Librarian will, of course, move without making noise herself, and can appear from nowhere if you're up to trouble.

Compare Sadist Teacher, Badass Bookworm. Contrast Hot Librarian. See also Spooky Silent Library.

Card Games

 * The Phyrexian Librarian from the tongue-in-cheek Unhinged set of Magic: The Gathering.
 * Hilde, the queen librarian in Girl Genius: The Works.

Film
""DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?""
 * Conan The Librarian, from "Weird Al" Yankovic's UHF.


 * Ghostbusters opens with a genuinely alarming spectral librarian.
 * It could have been much worse: do an image search on the movie Fright Night to see the ghost they rejected for being too hideous.
 * The video game makes her surprisingly sympathetic:
 * Jocasta Nu, from Episode 2, may have been intended to be this. She came off more as unreasonably arrogant.
 * Of course, it must be noted that she was something of a Badass Bookworm in her youth, not to mention the fact that she, so she was really quite nice after all.
 * The Librarian had one in the character of Charlene.

Literature

 * Madame Pince, from the Harry Potter books. Being a witch, she doesn't even need to be in the same room as you - start drawing in the margins and the book will come alive and attack you.
 * J. K. Rowling once said in an interview that the Hogwarts library had to have one of these since a nice, helpful librarian would resolve plots too quickly. She also apologized to all librarians for this portrayal.
 * Jacob Two Two has ninja librarians. They're very personable, but will hunt you down if you have overdue books.
 * While generally friendly unless called a monkey, the Librarian of Unseen University in Discworld is a human wizard transformed into an orangutan (still a wizard by courtesy), who is noted to be very successful at his job, as a single display of his fangs ensures that books will be returned on time (and woe betide the student who returns them in damaged condition!)
 * Being able to sort and stack books with his feet doesn't exactly hurt.
 * And most of the deadly tomes tend to only attack humans, leaving Orangutans alone.
 * According to the Unseen University Diary, if you damage a book, you should immediately inform the Dean, who will arrange for you to be smuggled out of the building to start a new life under an assumed name on the other side of the continent. The Librarian isn't terribly keen on people reading books; he thinks they belong on shelves, and reading them wears out the words.
 * "The Library Policeman", from Stephen King's Four Past Midnight.
 * Philip K. Dick's Counter-Clock World has a really scary librarian, in a future where libraries don't store books, but destroy them.
 * Steven Piziks wrote two stories about a librarian who's actually a shapeshifted dragon (the books were originally her hoard). Thieves can expect to be eaten.
 * The Librarians of the Clayr protect several examples of Sealed Evil in a Can, which they defend with swords. The head librarian's sword was called Binder.
 * in The Name of the Rose, although not the official librarian, defends the Library with rather odd methods...
 * Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians - Exactly What It Says on the Tin
 * One of the Goosebumps books had a librarian who was a literal monster. Although, this might be an inversion.

Live Action TV
"Leslie Knope: Pawnee's library department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I've ever seen. They're like a biker gang. Only instead of shotguns and crystal meth, they use political savvy and shushing."
 * Ms. Hushbaum, better known as the Loud Librarian, from All That. As a comedy figure, she's not really scary, but her idea of enforcing the rules in her library, which is to scream at the top of her lungs, can startle first-time viewers.
 * The episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? called "The Tale of the Quiet Librarian." Need I say more?
 * Mr. Bookman, the library cop from Seinfeld, who treats Jerry like a murder suspect for having a book a couple of decades overdue.
 * In an episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun, Pendleton University turned out to have one of these, played by Christine Baranski. She turned out also to be a Hot Librarian.
 * Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide has a crazy librarian. If students claimed they returned books but they aren't in the slots, she screeches "Not ACCORDI-ON to me!" While playing the accordion awfully.
 * Done to the extreme on Parks and Recreation where the Pawnee library department is considered by the Parks and Rec department to be actually EVIL. From the Ron and Tammy episode:


 * The aformentioned Conan the Librarian also appears in an episode of Reading Rainbow.
 * Series two of Psychoville introduces Jeremy, a librarian who becomes obsessed with recovering a book that a woman has failed to return on time. He resorts to stalking her, calling her at all hours, breaking into her house and threatening her young daughter - all with the aid of, or possibly under threat from, a hallucination of a horrifying creature called "Silent Singer"
 * Dead Ringers had a parody of Hells Kitchen called "Hell's Library", with Simon Schama as a foul-mouthed, overbearing and violent librarian putting trainees through their paces.
 * Pee-Wee Herman once got to role-play as one of these in a later episode of Pee-wee's Playhouse.

Newspaper Comics

 * Mentioned once in Bloom County... bearing an axe about the size of Milo.
 * Actually a bit of a Running Gag: Blinky's Anxiety Closet occasionally reveals he still hadn't returned that overdue copy of Green Eggs and Ham... with the Ax Crazy librarian showing up to note how many days overdue it is. Every revisit (into the Outland and Opus sequels) has the day count go up.
 * A 1970-era Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic had Fat Freddy rushing off to the university to join in student revolution - which for him meant liberating 'f**k books' from the library. He encounters a seriously Scary Librarian who sends him running off in full-tilt terror.
 * In Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin was once horrified at the thought of having not returned a library book on time, expecting the librarians to break his knees or something. After learning that he would simply receive a small fine, he noted to himself that he naturally expected the consequences to be more severe simply from the looks the librarians give him.

Tabletop Games

 * Librarians in the Warhammer40000 universe not only keep the Libraries of the Space Marine chapters in order, but each one is also a psyker AND a Space Marine, and has full access to Power Armor, bolter weapons, power swords, and psychic-energy channeling staves. However, Space Marines are exclusively male.
 * The Liebrarian from JAGS Wonderland. "How would YOU like to be misplaced!?"

Video Games
""Disrupt my Arcanaeum, and I will have you torn apart by angry atronachs.""
 * The librarian from Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge.
 * Kingdom of Loathing parodies the concept with its "banshee librarian", a Shout-Out to Ghostbusters.
 * Eike from Suikoden 3, but he's a nice guy, really.
 * I.M. Meen?
 * Urag gro-Shub of the College of Winterhold's Arcaneum in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, an Orc mage who takes his job extremely seriously.

Web Comics

 * SAIA's librarian in DMFA, although not shown, is implied to be rather scary.
 * She was later revealed in this wallpaper.
 * And now the mystery thickens with this cute version of her.
 * Subverted in the webcomic Unshelved by making the librarian a young male slacker who responds to most inquiries with sarcasm. The rest of the cast has their own quirks as well.
 * In Wapsi Square, Phix is the sphinx that guards the great interdimensional Library, and she presents herself as pretty scary, though the trope is often subverted once you get to know her.

Web Original

 * In the Whateley Universe, the WhateleyAcademy head librarian Miss Henderson is tough enough to keep superpowered mutant students in line, but the really scary part is one of her student assistants: Person of Mass Destruction Tennyo, who most students will run from.
 * The librarians and other staff of the Wanderer's Library (an offshoot of the SCP Foundation verse) are humans who ran afoul of the Library's rules and so were transformed into monstrous forms and forced to work in the Library until the end of their sentence.

Western Animation

 * Mrs. Hatchett, from the Kim Possible episode "Overdue".
 * The librarian replaced by Miss Osborne in The Replacements episode "Quiet Riot".
 * Miss Dickens from the Carl Squared episode "Carl's Techno-Jinx". She crash tackles and handcuffs offenders, puts Carl's library card through a blender and drinks it, and C2 is convinced that she put a curse on him.
 * Libro Shushman from Teamo Supremo, who becomes a fully-fledged supervillain.
 * Moral Orel 's school librarian is a scary old woman whose hobbies include burning books and picketing in front of a cinema.
 * The librarian in Arthur, Miss Turner, is a repeat victim of this stereotype to judge by the Imagine Spots she appears in. "Next time, don't make me use the crank!"
 * Wan Shi Tong, the knowledge spirit from the Avatar: The Last Airbender episode "The Library."
 * Kick Buttowski once had to deal with a crazy librarian who insisted that every thing that went inside her library (book or not) is hers. He has to break into the library to get a book of his that was accidentally returned.

Real Life

 * Professor Peter (of The Peter Principle fame) mentioned one librarian who loved her neatly ordered books so much that she spent most of her time preventing the students from reading them. So, Truth in Television.