Troy/Funny

"Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at the gates of Troy for husbands they will never see again?
 * Near the beginning of the movie, the look on Hector's face when he realizes just where Paris is...
 * This exchange outside the newly sacked temple of Apollo:

Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives."


 * Hectoooooooorrrrr! HECTOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!