My Family/Funny

"Nick: I bought a hat.
 * Nick's explanation of what happened to his holiday money:

Ben: What?

Nick: A big hat.

Susan: Well, where is it?

Nick: It blew off."

"Susan: Do you want to talk about it?
 * The entire therapy session in "Shrink Rap". All of it.

Therapist: Well, actually...(snaps fingers) You're good.

(later)

Ben: And then we know what happened next, the caterpillar turned into a moth.

Susan: Ben's gone off the deep end."