Role Association/Film P


 * Panic Room: Clarice Starling and her daughter Bella Swan move to a new house, and Idi Amin, Harry Goldfarb and Dwight Yoakam try to steal it.
 * Paranoid: Model Max Guevara is kidnapped by Ser Jerah Mormont, Barbara Hendrickson and Spud; can Barbara's daughter Marissa Cooper and Sergeant Lewis save her?
 * Parenthood: Lucky Day and Clara Clayton are parents whose relatives are also given focus in the movie.
 * Party Monster: Oz tells the tale of his friendship with homicidal club kid Kevin Macallister in a true story.
 * The Patriot: Think of it as Braveheart in the Revolutionary War, as William Wallace (initially) refuses to get involved with the growing tensions between England and the Colonies, going as far as forbidding his eldest son the Joker from enlisting in the revolutionary army. He (and the Joker) eventually join after Wallace's youngest son is brutally shot by Captain Hook of the British army. Odo also stars as a preacher-turned soldier.
 * Patriot Games: Indiana Solo takes over the role of Jack Ryan. This time, he stops Irish terrorist Boromir Trevalyen's assasination attempt against the British royal family. After getting convicted, Boromir swears revenge against Solo and his family. He escapes and joins up with fellow Irish terrorists in organizing their hit against the Solos. After his wife and daughter are injured in the attempted hit, Solo goes back to the CIA, calling Darth Vader and Mace Windu for help.
 * Paul: Seaun and Ed (with an assist from Tuffnut) help an alien blob escape from Michael Bluth and the tyrannical Dr. Grace Ripley.
 * Pearl Harbor: The drug dealer from The Faculty and Good Will Hunting's best friend are in a love triangle with Selene (whose fellow nurses are Sidney Bristow and Jade) as the US is violently pushed into WW 2 by Aku's surprise attack that is decoded too late by one of the Ghostbusters to Lord Croft. Mr. Show me the money! gets to down some fighter planes and later Jack Ryan 1.0 leads a counter-attack.
 * Penelope: Wednesday Van Tassel meets Wesley Tumnus, which her mom Mrs. Macallister hopes will help get rid of Wednesday's disfiguring curse.
 * The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Hermione Granger and Katara are awkward teenagers.
 * Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief: Boromir is ruler of the gods; James Bond is a wise Centaur; The Light of Zartha is married to Damien Cockburn, king of the underworld; Det. Stella Bonasera is a wise Lady of War; and Beatrix Kiddo will turn you to stone. Cypher is also here; Percy's mom was married to a virgin.
 * A Perfect Getaway: Lilu Dallas Multipass goes on her honeymoon in Hawaii and meets up with skeevy hikers and Crazy Survivalists (or something).
 * The Phantom (no relation to below): Cal Hockley is a mysterious masked jungle hero who fights with anti-heroine Velma Kelly and romances Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
 * The Phantom of the Opera: Nite Owl II falls in love with the chick from The Day After Tomorrow, whose best friend is Johanna Barker (her mother and both their ballet teacher is Lady van Tassel); unfortunately a slightly burned King Leonidas saw her first. With the evil bioterrorist from Lara Croft Tomb Raider the Cradle of Life as one of the opera house's managers and Captain Amelia as an uber-diva.
 * The Piano: A mute Elastigirl and her daughter Rogue journey to New Zealand to meet Dr. Grant, Elastigirl's fiancee. However her major worry is for her piano, now in the hands of The Wolfe.
 * Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl: Elizabeth Bennet gets kidnapped by a dental-obsessed pelican, so her would-be boyfriend, Legolas, with the help of Edward Scissorhands, goes to rescue her, much to the irritation of her would-be suitor, a stick-in-the-mud from Coupling In the sequels they fight against Viktor and get (dubious) help from a zombie plague survivor and Kung Fu master Li Mu Bai.
 * On Stranger Tides: Capt. Scissorhands has to contend with a Mad Artist from Barcelona and Al Swearengen after being told off by Uncle Vernon.
 * Planes, Trains and Automobiles: Navin R. Johnson and Barf are two travelers trying to get home in time for Thanksgiving as everything that can go wrong does.
 * Planet of the Apes (2001 remake): An ex-New Kid On The Block crashes into an "alien" planet and meets Bellatrix Lastrange and Ichabod Crane's mom, is sold into slavery by the hitman from Shoot 'Em Up, and menaced by Abomination and King Pin.
 * Planet Terror (Hoo boy): Paige Halliwell is a dissatisfied stripper who has conflicted feelings about Rico Diaz. Meanwhile Sayid is a sadistic(?) terrorist(?) who tries to outfox John McClane who has relased The Virus, triggering a Zombie Apocalypse, one of the first victims of which is Stacy Furguson. The zombies attack a hospital, where Esteban the pimp's evil son-in-law George W. Bush tries to kill his wife with her own anesthetics. He fails, and she joins her father and Kyle Reese. Everyone meets at a BBQ restaurant, then goes to the army base for a big battle with the now-deranged soldiers who started this whole mess in the first place.
 * Pleasantville: Peter Parker is obsessed with an old '50s TV show. After a chance encounter with Barney Fife, he and his sister June Carter Cash are sent into the show for real, with TV parents Deputy Director Pamela Landy and The Shoveler. They start to really shake things up, such as starting fires, starting a sexual revolution, and convincing Harry Dunne that he's in love with their mother.
 * Practical Magic: Hot Witch sisters Leigh Anne Touhy and Satine deal with the consequences of an ancient (well, 300-year-old) curse and ex-boyfriend Desoto the saber-toothed tiger, who Came Back Wrong. With Capt. Walton as a wished-for love, Regina George as one of Leigh Anne's daughters, and Barbara Gordon and Mrs. Copperbottom as Leigh Anne and Satine's aunts.
 * Predator: ¨Mark Kaminsky fights a mysterious alien hunter in the jungle. Said hunter is physically Harry and vocally Optimus Prime.
 * Alien vs. Predator: Nala (from The Musical) is part of a team that includes Bishop who goes to investigate a mysterious multicultural pyramid in the Arctic.
 * Predators: Morpheus and The Pianist are sent to a planet/nature preserve that's totally not Pandora for sport by the Predators.
 * Prince of Persia the Sands of Time: Donnie Darko tries to clear his name after the murder of his father Harry Holmes with the help of Miss Fields in The Movie of the videogame. Featuring Moist Von Lipwig and Johnny Quid as his brothers, Ghandi as his totally not evil uncle, and Doc Ock as a Ostrich Race promoter.
 * The Prophecy: Aragorn, the ruler of Hell, helps humans prevent The Headless Horseman, a fallen angel, from turning earth into another hell.
 * The Prestige: Wolverine and Batman become magicians and continually try to one-up each other with disastrous results with help from Alfred, Gollum, and Jareth.Black Widow is the woman that comes between them.
 * This is what you call canned awesome. Of course, what makes it even better is that the film is actually pretty much as awesome as described here.
 * Priest: Geoffy Chaucer fights vampires in an In Name Only film of the Manhwa.
 * The Princess Bride: Columbo tells Kevin Arnold the story of how Dr. Lawrence Gordon, Jason Gideon and Dagoth rescued Jenny Curran from Jack Skellington, Nigel Tufnel and Rex the Dinosaur, with the assistance of Fernando and his wife Simka.
 * Dramatic live reading: Chef Remy is a crafty poisoner; an evil saber-toothed tiger wants to kill the evil Dr. Gordon's six-fingered pal; an Indian-American office lady is the most beautiful woman in the world; Kevin is still Kevin.
 * Psycho (1998 Gus Van Sant remake): Marin Frist steals some money so she and her boyfriend Aragorn can run off together. During the night she stops at a desolate motel run by Edger Fred Claus, who becomes a Stalker with a Crush. Later, Marin's sister Clarice Starling 2.0 comes looking for her, along with Aragorn and The President, who is looking for the money (I think).
 * Public Enemies: Lawful Good G-man Batman fight Chaotic Neutral gangster Jack Sparrow; Edith Piaf is Sparrow's girlfriend.
 * The Punisher (2004): A guy who dealt with three evil sharks is devastated by the loss of his family, including his father, who dealt with one really evil shark (and one really nice dolphin), after they're killed by Mrs. Turnblad's gangsters.