Stephanie Plum/YMMV

"Stephanie: If there was a woman that could make me turn, it would be Ella."
 * Complete Monster: Benito Ramirez.
 * Critic Proof: The film has been outright slaughtered by the critics, but some fans are more forgiving.
 * Les Yay: Stephanie and, of all people, Ranger's housekeeper Ella. Apparently Bulgari shower gel, excellent cooking, and well-laundered 700 thread count sheets are inherently orgasmic.