Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles/Funny

"Gossard: "So what do you do to relax, Flores? Bungie jump without the cord?"
 * In "Plasma Bugs of Navarone", discussing Dizzy's borderline Blood Knight tendencies.

Dizzy: "Hey, no guts, no glory."

Rico: "No brains."

Carl: "No kidding.""

"Brutto: "Rico! That suit is worth more than you and your freaky pal put together; get focused or the damage is coming outta your pay."
 * Later in the episode, while ascending a cliff, Rico and Carl are hauling up a Marauder, and it keeps banging against the side of the cliff.

Rico: *to Carl* "Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'."

Brutto: "What was that?"

Rico: *casually* "Nothin'!""

"Rico: "Guess I'm not getting paid 'til I'm eighty.""
 * When Rico is forced to destroy the Marauder to save Carl:

"Doc: "Radical reconstructive surgery is the only option."
 * After Gossard is attacked by a cliff mite:

Gossard: "Leg's that bad?"

Doc: "Leg's fine; I was talkin' about your face.""

"Brutto: (looks around and notices that he was the last one freed) Save'd the best for last huh?"
 * After Brutto is (the last one) freed from his cocoon prison in "And Then There Were Two".

"Dizzy: "You accuse me of taking risks? That's a laugh."
 * In "Missing in Action", Rico and Dizzy start arguing during a briefing.

Rico: "What are you talking about?"

Dizzy: "That time in the cave when you were trying to impress Carmen?"

Rico: "Get serious, I was doing my job!"

Dizzy: "Oh, please, do I look like an idiot!?"

Rico: "You said it, not me."

Lieutenant Razak: "Am I interrupting you two?"

Dizzy and Rico: "YES!" *look up and realize who's talking* "No! No, Sir; sorry, Sir.""