Like a Badass Out of Hell/Quotes

"Emperor Mateus: "But this is not the end. As long as Chaos lives, so will we...I shall return to rule again!"

Firion: "You mean...back from the dead?!"

Emperor:"Indeed...from the depths of hell, to this world once more...I will be...back again!"

"I caught a glimpse of heaven once. The Angels showed me. The idea was I'd kill for them. Clean up their mistakes on Earth. Eventually redeem myself."

"Tried it. Didn't like it. Told them where to stick it. So they brought me up to heaven, to see what I'd be missing. A wife. A son. A daughter. I hadn't seen them since they bled out in my arms. Then I was cast down."

"Back to a world of killers. Rapists. Psychos. Perverts. A brand new evil every minute, spewed out as fast as men can think them up. A world where pitching a criminal dwarf off a skyscrapper to tell his fellow scum you're back is a sane and rational act. The angels thought it would be hell for me."

"[Said dwarf hits the ground with a splat] But they were wrong."

- The Punisher

"Marco: Looks like I'm not ready to cross to the other side yet.

The Grim Reaper: Fool! Do you realize what you're trying to do? 28 fractured bones, 43 internal wounds. Your organs will never heal properly. Your body is completely destroyed. Returning now just means suffering the pain of death once again. If things go wrong, you won't even make it back to your body. Then your soul will be trapped between realms forever.

Marco: Like I give a shit!"

- King of Thorn

"Black Mage: I'm dead, so this is some kind of egoscopic projection of my self?

Lord of Hell: Correct, but I hardly see what--

Black Mage: So without any fleshy meats to slow me down, how long do you really think it'll take me to usurp your entire kingdom?

beat

Lord of Hell: I have the entire legions of Hell at my command.

Black Mage: Enjoy it while you can, skippy."

- 8-Bit Theater

""Hell ain't shit!""

- Col. Stinkmeaner, The Boondocks

""That there is Seedle, lord of the Underworld (you know, the place with all the dead people). He was once a samurai who got lost down there, and kicked enough ass to become head honcho.""

- Badass Freakin' Overlord Zetta, Makai Kingdom, about Demon Overlord Seedle

""Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.""

- Lord Toede, and countless others before him

"I went to see the devil. Now it's your turn."

- Dan Smith, Killer 7

"Nightwing: Go to Hell.

Lex Luthor: I already did. It's overrated."

- Superman/Batman #5

"They knew I held the truth. I learned it from Baal, Archduke of Seventh Circle and Berith, Grand Marquis of Plains of Regret.(...) Lords of lower orders. Known to you mortals as Hell. Thet's where I've been. I held the shinning Soulcutter blade in my hand and cut down the damned like wheat to seize my throne. But I gave all that up. To come back. And rescue you."

- Puck Alpha Flight vol.4 #2

"Back from the furious / Slaughter and pain

Trapped in this universe / Completely insane

No more confusion inside his head / Travelled through darkest hell

He's back from the dead / Straight back from hell"

- Back from the Dead, Dream Evil

"--"

"He is my provider as I walk into the

Void for eternity I give him my soul

I shall do his bidding obey him

Without question even walk among the living if

I'm told"

"Satan don't forsake me I wait for

You to take me grant me wings and as

Your messenger I'll fly"

"--Bridge of Death, Manowar"