Moral Orel/Quotes

"Orel: There's just so many ways not to be lonely! There are family, friends, faith... Hey, those are all "F" words! I wonder if there are any other ways not to be lonely that start with "F". (concentrates very hard)

Rev. Putty: (after a pause, almost bored) Think of any yet?

Orel: Nope!

Rev. Putty: (genuinely shocked) Wow. You are pure pureness in its purest form. It's almost irritating."

"Orel: Dad, how come Chinafoodtown is so far away?

Clay: Actually, it's only deliciously far. Foreign-ly, it's too close."

"Mrs.Censordoll (while on the phone with her Mother): No mother, I am not holier than thou-- but I am holier than you."

"Bloberta: Please, when do you ever remember?

Clay:...all I do is try to forget."