Your Mom/Quotes

"A whore, your mother was. Sensed the Dark Side in her, I did."

- Yoda, Penny Arcade

"Oh, yo mama fight!"

- Darth Vader, Robot Chicken

"You want to play the dozens,

Well, the dozens is a game,

But the way I fucked your mother

Was a God damn shame."

- George Carlin, in one of his earlier comedy albums.

"BLU Scout: What are you, the president of his fan club?

BLU Spy: No, zhat would be your mozher!"

- Team Fortress 2, Meet the Spy

""Your Mom has bad science.""

- Doyle Blackwell, The Secret Saturdays

""Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!""

- Reagan, The Exorcist

""Something about... your maternal ancestor.""

- Evil!Hoshi translates for a Tholian captive in In a Mirror, Darkly

""Y'know, I'm glad your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I know you're not my son. Not many who can say that...""

- Emperor Doviculus, Brutal Legend

" Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?

 as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny

 three years ago

 but you have been doing it for literally years now :P

 I've been doing your mom for literally years now"

- qdb.us

"Detective Lowe: You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right?

Detective Renee Montoya: That's what your mother tells me."

- Gotham Central

"Malfoy: And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house - if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she?

Harry: (trying to hold Ron back) Get stuffed, Malfoy. Come on, Ron -

Malfoy: Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't you Potter? So tell me, is his mother really that porky or is it just the picture?

Harry: You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?

Malfoy: Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter."

- Harry Potter