Darkness Rising/Funny

Who says apocalypse role-plays can't have humor in them? "Mouse: Ok! Miss Pike, are we going on an adventure? Cause Neil says adventures are good!
 * Pike confessing to Neil she likes him. Even she thinks it's hilarious!
 * “Whee. Adventure.”
 * Neil singing "I'm Forever Blowing Pretty Bubbles" to Hakumei while his face looking like an angry British man.
 * The skeleton mouse talking to Pike.

Pike: Yeah, we are soon. Even though adventures are good, some of them can go out of hand.

Mouse: If it got too bad Neil would just come in and save us! Don't tell him I said but I think he likes you."

"Laire: Hey Neil, you want to sing something?
 * Laire's reaction for seeing Pike and Neil as a couple. Same with Yoshida.
 * All of Laire trying to admit his "crush" on Hakumei.

Neil: *Big sigh* No.

Laire: Aw, why not?

Neil: Who do you think you're talking to? I'm the freaking angel of death! I am not going to help you get a girl by singing a song."

...

Pike: You want Haku-chan, right? Her old love... who died didn't really do anything to impress her.

Laire: *Hangs head and nods*

Neil: He's got a little crush on Hakumei.

Laire: It's not a crush! I love her!

Neil: *Mouths* That was really loud."

"Laire: Oh yeah, watch this. *Stabs himself* Ow!
 * When Laire commits hari kari:

Neil: Did he just...

Laire: I fucking told you I could do it!

Pike: You... didn't have to go that far to prove it."

"Morzeth "Agh! What the hell kind of gun are you using? That... that is... wow. Nonetheless, there are ways around that sneaky little trick..."
 * The battle between one-shot characters Morzeth and Jaysen.

Jaysen: "It's called a flamethrower, smart one.""

"Zonbi: NOOO NOT BARNEY.
 * The middle finger made of light.
 * Most of Yoshida's lines while fighting are this. Most.
 * Zonbi upon having to watch Barney and Friends:

Zonbi: Whoever created that show needs to be shot."

"Yoshida: WOOHOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
 * Do you know what Yoshida says while stabbing into a group of demons? (Also doubles with Narm. )

....

Yoshida: HEY GUYS, THE ENTIRE ARMY IS MY TREADMILL!"

"Pike: Well that was odd…
 * The dead body falling near Pike:

Yoshida: Oops, didn't mean for that to happen, SORRY PIKE!"

"Yoshida: Jesus Christ! That noise is unbearable!"
 * When Yoshida kills :

"Yoshida: Uh...not really what I expected, but I guess I'll take it? He melted cause his horn got ripped off? ...I'm so confused right now.
 * Yoshida's and Neil's reactions to  melting:

Neil: If only we would've known that a couple of days ago."


 * Yosuke: "What happened to you? Did you finally fall off a roof like I wanted you to?"
 * Arkana: "Damn, that monster is one ugly son of a gun. And it woke me up."