X-Men: First Class/Funny

"Moira: Congratulations.
 * Charles' hilariously bad "mutations" pickup line. Particularly the second time around. Even funnier is that first time round it appears to be working! What makes it even more funny is that it's basically the same speech that (with Xavier narrating) opens the first X-Men movie, so it's essentially a Patrick Stewart Speech being used to pick up chicks.
 * When Moira finds Xavier drinking a yard of ale after he had just read his thesis on mutations.

Xavier: Oh, thank you. It's harder than it looks.

Moira: I was referring to your thesis."

"Professor Charles Xavier: Would you like to see another magic trick?
 * When Charles convinces the Man in Black to come with them.

Man In Black Suit: Yes!

Professor Charles Xavier: [Using powers, gives order] Get in the car.

Man In Black Suit: Good idea."

""Never looked better, man!"
 * Erik has plenty of these, strangely.

"Kinky!"

"More tea, vicar?""

""Go fuck yourselves.""
 * "Don't touch the hair." Oh Charles...
 * cameo. Charles and Erik walk into a bar where he is having a drink, only for him to send them off with a single line.

"Banshee: *to Xavier* I trust you!
 * What makes it great is that, as a PG-13 film, they had exactly one "fuck" to use before bumping up the rating to an "R". So they gave it to.
 * Emma Frost uses her powers to make an illusion of herself for a Russian general to have sex with while they are "negotiating". Charles and Erik burst in and see the general making love to thin air, and the two of them share a prolonged, silent "WTF?" reaction.
 * "Nice trick."
 * Havok and Banshee get a few during the training montage, with the former making Charles rush for the fire extinguisher in a panic and getting knocked over by his power, and the latter failing to fly from a window and landing in the hedge, and then getting pushed (by Erik) off the top of a satellite dish.
 * Doubly hilarious is the conversation just before he's pushed.

Xavier: I'm touched.

Banshee: *about Hank* I don't trust him.

Xavier: *to Hank* Say nothing.

Banshee: I'M GOING TO DIE!

Xavier: All right, look. We're not going to make you do anything you aren't comfor-

Erik: Here, let me help. *SHOVE*

Banshee: AAAHHHHH!"

"Xavier: Erik!
 * This bit afterwards:

Erik: What? You know you were thinking the same."

"Banshee: Whoa! You back right off!
 * And then later this scene comes back in an amusing way when Banshee is about to drop out of the Blackbird to locate Shaw's submarine, where he notices Erik is coming up behind him to the open bay doors. Clearly, getting pushed from a great height once by Erik was enough.


 * Erik knowingly smirks and raises hands apologetically*"

"Erik: What?
 * And from the deleted scenes, :
 * Particularly Xavier's line immediately afterwards.

Xavier: Nothing, you've never looked more wonderful, darling."