Willow/Funny

"Lug: Wanna BREED?
 * The Human Snowball moment.
 * The entire scene at the crossroads where they meet Madmartigan; in fact most things Madmartigan says or does.
 * Madmartigan Paper Thin Disguises himself as a woman to dodge an angry husband, only to catch the hulking oaf's eye (which is pretty darn chauvinist of him, considering he barged into the room in a jealous rage). Hilarity Ensues.

Madmartigan: Tempting, but... no."

"Sorsha: You're no woman! (tears off Madmartigan's Paper-Thin Disguise wig)
 * It does work out for him when Sorsha shows up and He Needs A Distraction.

Lug: Not a woman!

Madmartigan: Gentlemen... (smirks)

Lug: NOT A WOMAN!

Madmartigan: Meet Lug! (ducks)

Lug: RRRAAARGH!"

"High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!
 * Pretty much any scene with the Prefect being the Butt Monkey.
 * Bavmorda's army and Madmartigan run away from the two-headed dragon. Madmartigan takes a breather then realizes he's with the army. He has a Oh Crap look on his face, and runs back inside.
 * "What the hell happened to you?!"
 * The High Aldwin is freaking classic.

Burgelcutt: It's going back to the village!

High Aldwin: Ignore the bird! Follow the river!"

"High Aldwin: "The BONES have SPOKEN!""
 * Or this:

"(to Madmartigan) "Don't I knooow youuu? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a pee-pee!""
 * Rool (one of the Brownies) gets hit with the Fairy Dust (aka Love Potion), and what's the first thing he sees? A cat. Hilarity Ensues.
 * Pretty much the brownies in general.