SCP Foundation/Haiku

Its Item Number Is SCP Nine Three One Object Class is Safe. (...) When viewed or handled, The item causes people To write in haiku. --SCP-931

"Hey, look, what's that thing? Oh, god, it's coming at us!" Test one completed. --User:Aryn

One bigass lizard Chews through D-class personnel Like knives through butter. --User:Aryn

Just for completeness, no ref'rence quite done without a [DATA EXPUNGED] --User:Aryn, edited by User:So We Ate Them

Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to make (more) edits to this page. --User:Edrobot

"Interesting" things Click the links if you want to Never sleep again. --User:Vaguelyhuman

Standard procedure: Try to use on 682. Didn't work, did it? --User:Buri-chan

Antitank rifles? Foundation, you never learn. Just throw them away! --User:Pulpo Oscuro