Undergrads/Funny

""I'm out of the will, but it's worth it.""
 * Gimpy setting up his room so that he never has to leave. Ever.
 * The Risk episode, on so many occasions:
 * The guys are in a Risk game, and Rocko has been defeated, whilst Cal is so completely inept that he a) doesn't realise that Nitz and Gimpy have called a truce against him (keep in mind, when the truce was made, they openly discussed the terms in front of him, and pose for a photo op with the signed documentation) and b) he's tangled up in a sleeping bag. Meanwhile, Nitz realises the only move he can make is to attack Gimpy, so he does. Gimpy sees this as the ultimate act of betrayal, and retaliates with a kamikaze attack. Nitz then points out how stupid this move was, as Cal's forces now outnumber their forces so greatly, they have to surrender.
 * The mere fact that the reason Nitz doesn't want to play Risk specifically is that Gimpy always gets beaten to the point that he starts screaming "KAMIKAZE!" and launching suicide attacks on everyone, which always results in Nitz winning.
 * Gimpy calling on Mump to serve as his technical advisor over radio and watching over surveillance camera.
 * And finally, the revelation that the festival at State U has disintegrated into a flaming warzone, all because Nitz was playing Risk, instead of being at the festival to stop one very minute thing from happening.
 * Gimpy sends Mump in his place for Christmas so he doesn't have to leave his room.

"Rocko: Oh Great Gazoo, what should I do?
 * From the first episode, when Rocko hallucinates Mump as the Great Gazoo:

Gazoo: Continue making a jolly old ass of yourself."

"Rocko: Gimpy, can I jerk off in your room?
 * "Good evening ladies, you want some sex in exchange for... sex?"
 * The title of Rocko's self-made book: "Things Cal Does That Make Me Want To Kill Him Dead Dead Dead Dead DEAD!"
 * Rocko's fake ID reading "I am 21 so drinking is yes."
 * Rocko tries to sell his sperm for money, and discovers they only accept sperm from people going to good schools like Tekerson Tek -- Gimpy's school.

Gimpy: (angry face) Rocko!... What do I say every time you ask me that?"