Authority Equals Asskicking/Quotes

"By the authority invested in me by Him on Terra..."

"*Gunshots and Screaming are heard. Several heretical oaths are uttered*"

"I name thee Diabolus!"

"*Sound identified as Inquisitor Lichenstein's Psycannon*"

"For your crimes, no amount of punishment can suffice. In..."

"*Explosion*"

"In his infinite mercy, I hereby send..."

"*Screaming and pleas for mercy. Voice identified as that of the Archeretic, 'The Faceless One'*"

"...You to his judgement and whatever mercy he sees fit to bestow upon thy corrupt soul."

"*Gunshot*"

"-- Audio Log of the purgation of a minor cult on Galthamor, Warhammer 40000"

""'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one!"

- The Soldier, Team Fortress 2