Not So Invincible After All/Quotes

""Dont say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!""

- Elan, The Order of the Stick

""I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)""

- The Evil Overlord List, Rule 24

"Black Knight: (After getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Right, I'll do you for that!

King Arthur: You'll what?

Black Knight: Come here!

King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

Black Knight: I'm invincible!

King Arthur: ...You're a loony."

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

""Yes! I am invincible!""

- Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye, shortly before being showered with liquid nitrogen.

""He's cut! The Russian is cut!""

- Rocky IV