Trope Pantheons/Mentalism

Mentalism and Trickery

The House of Mentalism is a very very dark place. No, not figuratively, but literally. Nobody really knows what the House of Mentalism looks like because there's no lighting to speak of. Most people would think that because the House of Mentalism is predominantly occupied with villains, that they are just trying to hide their identities. However, the truth the matter is far more mundane. The deities within are so busy plotting, conspiring, backstabbing, and manipulating each other that they forgot to install adequate lighting. As a result, there's only one lightbulb for every square mile.

(The Council of Shadows' meeting chamber is down below the main Mentalism council chamber. Somehow, it's even darker than the rest of the House.)

Leto II Atreides, God of Prescience, Memory, Religious Manipulation, and Long-Term Planning, (Master of Fate, Pawn of Fate, Shai-Hulud, Shaitan, the Worm Who Is God, the God-Emperor, the Divided God, the Tyrant)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Atreides Hawk
 * Alignment: Lawful Good, Lawful Neutral, Omniscience Morality License by the time of his ascension to God-Emperor
 * Portfolio: Psychic Powers, Genetic Memory, Ancient Conspiracy, Sending in the Clones, Half Human Hybrids and of course, Sand Worms.
 * Domains: Time, Space, Ecology, Religion, Memory, Oppression
 * Followers: The Zensunni fanatic Fremen, his all-female Fish Speaker army.
 * Anyone else other than Tzeentch who thinks they head the Mentalism faction does not. Leto II sees all and rules all through his exclusive control of the Spice Melange, key to raising human awareness, and through his perfect prescient vision. He also possesses the heightened senses and physical abilities of a Sand Worm.
 * But that still hasn't stopped him from having to go to Congress to beg for $108 billion to bail out the CHOAM Company. They said no.
 * He is also currently in a heated legal battle with the Imperium of Man over who exactly owns the copyright to the title "God-Emperor". Given that the Imperium's idea of legal proceedings in this area involves chainswords and flamethrowers, the case is progressing somewhat slowly. The God-Emperor himself, though, doesn't really care.

Tzeentch, God of Change, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery (Changer of Ways, the Architect of Fate, the Weaver of Destiny, the Grand Schemer, the Great Conspirator)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The number 9
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Magnificent Bastards, Manipulative Bastards, Gambit Roulettes, plans, More Than Mind Control, Cosmic Horror
 * Domains: Change, Hope, Ambition, Manipulation, Scheming and Sorcery
 * Followers: a horde of Chaos Space Marines SPESS MEHREENS sorcerers and eldritch suits of power armor animated by the bound spirits of their former wearers.
 * Enemies: The Status Quo
 * The undisputed Head of the Mentalism Pantheon, Tzeentch has his hand in everything, from who gets greenlit into the pantheon to what kind of cereal you eat in the morning. There have been countless attempts by his rivals and underlings to usurp his position, but he has so far thwarted them all, because he has a plan for everything. Everything.
 * (insert obligatory Batman joke here)
 * The irony of ironies is that, being a creature of primordial Chaos, Tzeentch does not have an ineffable plan or master scheme to work towards, and instead manipulates others for the sheer joy of it. The fact that it appears that he has an agenda beyond this is testament to his terrifying talent.
 * Some other deities may believe that they are the true power of the House of Mentalism. They're free to delude themselves; in the long run, they'll be revealed to merely be one more pawn in Tzeentch's endless scheming, and it amuses him to play along in the meantime.
 * Mention Squirrel Girl, The Doom Marine, Jurgen, or the Angry Marines around him, and he just starts twitching in fear. Try it. It's fun!
 * There have been rumors about an incident involving Dorothy and Toto. They have been fully denied.
 * Has been found to have been the driving force behind The Incubators system for starving off Entropy. The system has since been changed, while earning the ire of Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi. The Incubators, while not having the capability to feel anger/annoyance, have since been keeping an eye out for more trickery, especially since witches continue to pop up every now and then.

Jupiter the Maiden, Goddess of Secrets
 * Greater Goddess
 * Symbol: A green astrological sign of Jupiter
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: The Five Faces Of Eve, Fate, Stars, Necessity, Inscrutable Plans, Koans, Truth and Lies, Revealed Truths, Conspiracies, Planning and Manipulation
 * Domains: Balance, Destiny, Fate, Good, Knowledge, Mind, Oracle, Patience, Planning, Trickery
 * Allies: The Unconquered Sun, Luna, the other Maidens
 * Followers: The Sidereal Exalted, particularly the Chosen of Secrets
 * May or may not be manuevering Leto and Tzeentch into their feud for control of the House to conceal the fact that she is the real power of the House of Mentalism. When questioned on the matter, she smiles and says nothing. Well, what were you expecting from the Goddess of Secrets?

Light Yagami, God of Strategy (Kira)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A Black Notebook
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Well Intentioned Villainy (especially Knights Templar), Jumping Off the Slippery Slope, Justice, Foreign Sounding Names, Disproportionately Dramatic Moments, Gambit Roulettes, Xanatos Speed Chess, Ominous Latin Chanting, Victims Of Foe Yay, Magnificent Bastards, Visions For a Better World, God Complexes, Ubermenschen
 * Domains: Deathbound, Destruction, Evil, Inquisition, Planning, Retribution
 * Followers: almost all of Japan
 * Dominic Deegan is plotting for his spot, but Light already has plans for him in case he does (especially for Lelouch Lamperouge and Dominic Deegan). Has allied with Dethklok, officially to kill off opponents during their concerts, but has gotten used to their music. (Under their earthly avatar "Bloody Valentine.")
 * Zhuge Liang, the Sleeping Dragon, is merely biding his time.... That or his wife is keeping him from taking the job for fear of his working himself to death again.
 * Has manipulated Ichigo and Ryuk into representing different views of the afterlife (or lack of). The fear of death can be used to change society; and it's the unknown of death that causes the fear. If even the gods can't agree...
 * Disgruntled at Popeye for only selling spinach, not potato chips that he can eat epically. And that he can't write his name on the Death Note because the power of Death Note is compelled with the power of spinach (he tried once).
 * Hatched a plan to twist the look of Simon Belmont. It succeeded, now Simon looked like him and Light hoped to use him as a necessary scapegoat whenever necessary. It turns out that he is trying to remove all traces of all Castlevania good guys from the Pantheon, citing them as one of the main obstacles of his plans.
 * Has joined forces with Emperor Palpatine and is helping him with his secret plans to stage a coup d'etat against the Main House as his new apprentice, Darth Kira. Those aware of this are secretly amused, and are counting the days until Palpatine recruits a new apprentice, and the old one dies. Again.

David Xanatos, God of Backup Plans (The Fallen, The Once and Future King)
 * Fallen Lesser God
 * Symbol: A castle atop a tower
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Magnificent Bastards, Manipulative Bastards, Corrupt Corporate Executives, plans always have some kind of payoff
 * Domains: Evil, Law, Planning, Tyranny
 * Followers: Hans Gruber (Die Hard) Chase Young (Xiaolin Showdown)
 * He may be fallen now, but this is all part of his plan to one day usurp the throne of O-Haruhi-sama.
 * "And lo, when the Blue Dragon was laid low by the frost and flame, did Overlord Xanatos steeple his fingers and smirk." Xanatos 3:16. Phase two is complete.
 * Batman, Yuko, and G-Man are the only members of the Pantheon he comes even close to considering equals. After all, it doesn't pay to underestimate your competition. Phase 3 is complete.

Bruce Wayne, God of Preparations (Batman, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, The Goddamn Batman, The World's Greatest Detective)
 * Theme Song: When in a serious mood, this. Otherwise, Nanananananananananananana Batman!
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Bat Signal
 * Alignment: Neutral Good (and every other alignment at some point)
 * Portfolio: Technical Pacifists, Badass Normals, Rich "Idiots" With No Day Job, Parental Abandonment (more specifically, Those Whose PARENTS ARE DEAD!)
 * Domain: City, Darkness, Night, Planning
 * Keeps a special notebook he wrote that describes in detail how to take down every other god and goddess in the pantheon should they ever become Fallen. He's impossible to defeat as Batman can figure out how to destroy any being in the universe as long as he has time to prepare... except for Fred Rogers. Spends his not-preparing-time mentoring Shikamaru Nara, and as a result has gained the names and faces of all those members of the Council of Shadows.
 * Is rather pleased he no longer has to play Bat-Mailman since his latest charge ascended, but still must deal with Temari sometimes to get said charge motivated. If there was a woman that ever did fit "troublesome"...

, God of Mind Manipulation (Captain Superman, Evil Superman, Captain Broken, )
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: An Arrancar mask fragment
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Gambit Roulettes, Mind Control, Dissonant Serenity, God Complexes, Really overpowered abilities
 * Domain: Death, Mentalism, Mind, Trickery
 * Is powerful enough to get a handful of Intermediate and Lesser Gods to do his bidding. The only being able to resist his mind control is The Brain (being an anthropomorphic mouse). And technically Toph, as she can't see him.
 * No mere spirit can confound the mind of Doom with petty mind control tricks! Just ask the Purple Man.
 * However, Sasuke Uchiha can see him.
 * Frustratingly, Lelouch proves to be immune as well, although Lelouch has admitted it may be that the Geass he has from his various counterparts and having an immortal's code are likely to mess with any mental trickery.

Revolver Ocelot, God of Treacherous Advisors and Magnificent Bastardry
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A revolver
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Evil Chancellors, Cool Old Guys, Double Agents, Gunslingers, Evil Hands,, Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
 * Domain: Wrath, Darkness, Army,
 * Formerly the High Priest of Xanatos and Patron Saint of Assassins, he attained divinity by betraying him to Azula. And then betrayed Azula right back when the opportunity arose.
 * Once entered a contest Aizen over who is a better strategist. It is still ongoing after 200 rounds.
 * Through careful manipulation of events, he has greatly increased his own power while simultaneously seeing Azula dethroned, leaving him at the head of the subpantheon of betrayal...for now.

Spock, God of Logic
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Vulcan Salute
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Logic, Half Human Hybrids, Straw Vulcans, Spock Speak
 * Domain: Law, Mentalism, Mind
 * Is closely allied with Captain Kirk of the Time and Space Pantheon, and friendly rival to McCoy. He is attended by Data, Seven of Nine, and T'Pol. His High Priestess and heir is Yuki Nagato.
 * One of the sacred words of his followers is "Fascinating," and is used with utmost reverence. Anything not worthy of the term is deemed merely "interesting."

Shinobu Sensui, God of Misanthropy (Dark Angel)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The Chapter Black videotape
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil (formerly Lawful Good)
 * Portfolio: Nietzsche Wannabes, The Dark Side, Fallen Hero, Misanthropy, The Chessmaster, Split Personality, Extremity Extremist, Kill All Humans.
 * Domain: Darkness, Evil, Manipulation, Insanity, Fighting.
 * Brutally overthrew the previous owner of the position, Dartz, after he was revealed to be a lowly Filler Villain.

Johan Liebert, God of Sociopathy (The Antichrist, The Monster, The Next Hitler)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: "The Monster With No Name" by Franz Bonaparta (creepy children's book)
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Why? Just because.)
 * Portfolio: Brainwashed Crazies, Breaking Cuties, Creepy Children, Dissonant Serenity, Enfants Terribles, Freudian Excuses, More Than Mind Control, Nightmare Fuel (normal and high octane), Evil Blond Guys, Evil Twins, Manipulative Bastards, Brain Breaking
 * Domains: Domination, Madness, Mentalism, Retribution, Trickery
 * Allies: Hansel and Gretel
 * Enemies: everyone else...but especially Nagi
 * It is believed that all who look upon him will be driven insane or brutally murdered. This is not because of any mystical properties on his part so much as it is that he will hunt you down, and he will break you.
 * Has gained the admiration and devotion of Hansel and Gretel mainly gained from his ability to know which twin is male and which is female, personal experience helped.
 * Plays the straight man sociopath to Joker's Ax Crazy psychopath when the two meet, though no one is quite sure what goes on during these encounters as every non-Eldritch Abomination gets the hell out when they do.

Kane, God of Magnificent Bastards, Evil Prophets, Doomsday Cults, Ambiguous Evil, Heel Hate, and Contractual Immortality (The Prophet, Cain, The Granddaddy Of Them All).
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The flag of Nod
 * Alignment: Ambiguous Evil
 * Portofolio: Bald of Evil, Beard of Evil, Magnificent Bastards, Contractual Immortality, Mission From God, Ridiculously popular villains, to name just a few...
 * Domains: Evil Cults, Yellow Zones, Advanced Technology, Tiberium, etc
 * Followers: The Brotherhood of Nod, as an organized lot, and roughly 50% of his world's population in total. Non-Entity General
 * Known for orchestrating world wars, pulling off plans of unlikely complexity, and quickly recovering from Villainous Breakdowns.
 * Has managed to insert himself into several pantheons at the exact same time through a plan few saw coming and executed without any failure whatsoever.

Goo, Goddess of Imagination (Goo Goo Gaga)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: A Rainbow Afro
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Rampant Creativity, Unintended Creation, CloudCuckoolanders, Reallyreallyreallyreallyfasttalking
 * Domains: Creation, Mind, Chaos
 * Claims to have created a house full of imaginary friends in a single night. Most of them are barely identifiable as sentient beings, but she's working on fixing that.

Lucy, Goddess of Psychic Powers (Nyu/Nyuu, )
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: A green beret
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil (as Lucy), Lawful Good (as Nyu),
 * Portfolio: Split Personalities, Psychic Powers, Non-Human Supremacists, Unbridled Rage, Woobies, Villain Protagonists
 * Domains: Mind, Chaos, Madness, Pain, Hatred
 * Followers: Razputin, Ninten, Ness, Lucas, No. 7, Miroku Amagi.
 * As Lucy, frequently clashes with just about every other member of the Pantheon. As Nyuu, frequently tried to befriend them..

The Question, God of Conspiracy Nutters (Vic Sage, "Nutjob", "That Kook")
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A question mark
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (or possibly good. He wouldn't fill out Their questionnaire)
 * Portfolio: The Crazy Prepared, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazy Survivalists, The Awesomely Insane, Ancient Conspiracy, Government Conspiracy, The Milkman Conspiracy -- Oh, To Hell With It: All Conspiracies
 * Domains: Illusion, Trickery, Shadow
 * Allies: Fox Mulder
 * Subscribers to His Newsletter: Bosco
 * Fought for the position with Rorschach, until they realized they were essentially the same person, resulting in their fusion into a single, impossibly crazy sane super(or at least badass normal)-being.
 * Is on a neverending quest to prove the validity of all of Luna Lovegood's bizarre theories. He insists that he's proven at least half of them, but nobody can make heads or tails of his evidence.
 * Is the only man to know what the council of shadows is planning.
 * Is permanantly banned from the House of Life and Death for all eternity after getting caught several times trying to unplug the God-Emperor of Mankind from the Golden Throne.

Luna Lovegood, Goddess of Zany Theories (Loony)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Epileptic Trees, Head in the Clouds, Appalling Honesty, Vacant Staring
 * Domains: Intelligence, Magic
 * She and her closest deity friend Osaka are constantly one-upping each other to see who can tell the weirdest story.
 * Occasionally, characters who feel that they have been wronged by their canon portrayal will make a pilgrimage to Cloudcuckooland to seek an audience with Luna. If she sympathizes with their tale of woe (and she almost always does), she will plant an Epileptic Tree on their behalf. As a result, many characters who would otherwise be followers of the Alliance of Evil have a soft spot for her. (A GREAT many. Just look at the Wild Mass Guessing section.)

Nagi Homura, Malevolent Trickster God
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A clock tower
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: White Haired Pretty Boys, Lovable Traitors, Polite Villains, Occasional Non-Villainous Behavior To Throw Off His Enemies, Manipulative Bastards, Bad Guys With Unknown Motives, Little Boys Who Know More Than They Should For Their Age, Hanging Out in Precariously High Places, Consummate Liars
 * Domain: Planning, Trickery, Darkness, Destiny, Mentalism
 * Followers: Joshua (The World Ends With You)
 * Allies: Xellos (maybe), Izaya, Kyubey
 * Opposed by: Johan, Mai Tokiha
 * Former Underlings: Tomoe (before she was press-ganged into joining the GUAE)
 * Plays a mental cat-and-mouse game with Johan, and is extremely hard to catch due to his mastery of terrain. Broke his allegiance with a certain Prince of Darkness by tricking a dozen young girls into killing him.

Claude Rains, God of Cynical Mentors and Invisible People
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A pigeon
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: TrainingFromHell, Zen Survivors, Obi-Wans, Cynical Mentors, Mean British People, Invisible Beings, Misanthropists
 * Domains: Sarcasm, Misanthropy, Invisibility, Trickery, Anger, Guidance
 * Allies: Simon Cowell
 * Followers: Dr. Cox, Mick the Boxing Trainer, Master Shi-fu
 * Opposed by: Gandalf, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, The Jedi Council
 * Has been known to throw someone off a roof to prove a point.
 * Dumbledore, Gandalf, and the Jedi renounced all ties with Claude because they considered his training techniques too rough.

Mr. Miyagi, God of Trickster Mentors
 * He's just a little old Demigod, yesirree...
 * Symbol: his rising sun headband
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Wax On, Wax Off, Trickster Mentors, Those Who Use Japanese Honorifics While Speaking English to a Native English Speaker
 * Domains: Competition, Strength
 * Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Dr. Caligari, God of Ambiguous Sanity
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Cabinet
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: The Circus, Brainwashed and Crazy Evil Minions with odd makeup, tomatoes in the mirror, making film a valid art form
 * Domains: Trickery, Darkness, Mentalism, Manipulation, Tyranny
 * Knows exactly how to start the treatment.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter, God of Serial Killers (The Cannibal, The Cemetary Mink)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Duomo, seen from the Belvedere
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Cannibalism, Scheming, Magnificence, Being Delightfully Nuts, Hannibal Lectures, Sinister Intellectuals
 * Domains: Trickery, Planning, Manipulation, Evil, Intelligence, Hunger
 * Engaged in an epic battle of slightly off-rocker wits with Johan. Somehow this ended with a trip to a fancy restaurant for some martinis, wherein they slaughtered every last person for shits and giggles.

Havelock Vetinari, God of Politicians (Lord Vetinari, The Patrician, Thinking Tyrant)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Black coat-of-arms on black background
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: plans, The Vetinari Job Security, Chessmasters, Magnificent Bastards
 * Domain: Law, City, Tyranny, Planning, Trickery
 * Master strategist and manipulator with an eye for details, expert politician. Knows the nature of anyone he observes for more than a few minutes.
 * Followers: Although Vetinari is Lawful Neutral, most of his followers are Lawful (or Neutral) Evil, most notably Sir Francis Urquhart and Harry Saxon. Jed Barlett is a rare Lawful Good follower. Would-be followers of Vetinari who simply don't measure up include Cornelius Fudge and Jim Hacker. The jury is still out as to whether Harriet Jones qualifies as a follower of Vetinari, or indeed what her alignment is.

Lelouch vi Britannia, God of Rebellion (Lelouch Lamperouge, Zero)
 * Lesser God. Or so he wants you to think...
 * Symbol: The Geass symbol (a stylized "V")
 * Alignment: Impossible to pinpoint.
 * Portfolio: Sister Complexes, Martyr Complexes, Magnificent Bastards, Chessmasters, Evil Eyes, Mind Control, Always Staying Two Steps Ahead (Sometimes More, Without His Memory), Resistance Leaders, Audacious Behavior, Manipulative Bastard, Byronic Hero.
 * Domains: City, Corruption, Knowledge, Pain, Retribution, Trickery
 * Followers: The Order of the Black Knights
 * Allies: Hakumen
 * Opposed by: Suzaku Kururugi
 * When not plotting ways to overthrow evil empires, Lelouch engages in the game of kings: chess. Few people who have played him have asked for a rematch. He is one of the few who could challenge Light Yagami - one of his greatest nemeses - without using any form of magic. At the same time, he seeks to overthrow the current god of Mind Control through manipulating his followers.

Neku Sakuraba, the Lonely Empath ('Phones, The Anti-Sora)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: A red Player Pin
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Telepathy, Ineffectual Loners, The Power of Friendship, Impossibly Cool Clothes, Individuality, Other Types of Psychic Powers
 * Domains: Mentalism, City, Oracle,
 * Allies: Beat, Shiki Misaki
 * Enemies: Sho Minamimoto
 * Of the gods in the Mentalism house, Neku is the most likely to keep to Himself, as He still doesn't trust people. He is equally distressed by the ability to scan people's minds and hear their thoughts, but has since learned to harness this power to know the most dangerous gods and how to avoid getting on their bad side. His price for entry in the Pantheon was that.
 * Hates being painted as a stereotypical Emo Teen.

Xellos, God of Lovable Traitors (The Mysterious Priest, The Trickster Priest, The Dragon Slayer)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His staff
 * Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Lovable Traitors, Tricksters, Clever Manipulation, Ever-Shifting Loyalties, Secrets, Deceiving Without Ever Technically Lying, Obfuscating Stupidity, Sudden Appearances And Exits, Being Incongruously Polite, Surprisingly Pleasant Villains
 * Domains: Chaos, Corruption, Destruction, Evil, Knowledge, Manipulation, Trickery
 * Allies: ? (Subject to such constant revision that Pantheon archivists no longer bother to keep track)
 * Enemies: ? (See above, re: allies)
 * No one is entirely sure exactly when or how Xellos ascended. He just showed up in the pantheon one day without warning, acting as if he'd always been there. He's been friendly and polite to everyone thus far, but his true intentions are...
 * People often assume that he and Nagi are allies because of their overlapping portfolios. When pressed on the matter, Xellos just smiles and shrugs.
 * No one knows what Xellos' true goals are, so it's impossible to say who he really supports, if anyone. He's been allied at some point to nearly every deity in the pantheon, but every single one of them has also been betrayed, double-crossed, moled, reverse moled, abandoned, and/or tricked into advancing their enemies' schemes. Sometimes all at once, and often multiple times in the span of five minutes. They put up with Xellos nonetheless because a) he's impossible to get rid of anyway, and b) his services, while they last, are just that valuable.

Slade, God of Hidden Agendas (Deathstroke, the Terminator)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: His mask
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Alternate Continuity Equivilents, Ambiguous Motivations, Badass Normals, Badasses out of Hell, Decoy Getaways, Faceless, Never Saying Die, Robot Doubles, Warrior Therapy
 * Domains: Army, Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery, Tyranny, War
 * Once sought to manipulate Robin of the Heroes and Villains House into becoming his apprentice, but has since lost interest.
 * Nobody in the entire universe can be said to know Slade's true identity. Some suspect him to be an alter ego or alternate aspect of Batman, but that'd just be crazy, wouldn't it?

Gendo Ikari, God of World-Destroying Betrayals
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His Scary Shiny Glasses
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil/Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Manipulative Bastards, Glaring Menacingly, Zen Survivors, Dooming The World For Love, Hands Folded Neatly At The Chin, "Well Done, Son" Guy
 * Allies: Kane, Xanatos, Slade
 * Domains: Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Trickery

Adrian Monk, God of Hyper Awareness (Mr. Monk, Monk)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Disinfecting Wipes
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Hyper Awareness, Disability Superpowers, Fear of Everything, Bunny Ears Lawyers, Defective Detectives, Sherlock Scanning, The Summation
 * Domains: Cleanliness, Hygiene, Mystery
 * Followers: Death the Kidd, Shawn Spencer, Sherlock Holmes
 * Due to his rather annoying tendency to clean and arrange everything perfectly, none of the other deities in the Pantheon wanted to deal with Monk and he eventually got shoved into the Mentalism House. The only reason why the Mentalism deities bother to keep Monk around is because he is quick to point out any potential flaws in their plans. Also, the Council of Shadows is afraid of him making his way into the Houses of Defense or Justice since his crime solving abilities could be turned against it.

Grand Admiral Thrawn, God of Military Geniuses (Mitth'raw'nuorodo)
 * Demideity
 * Symbol: A pair of all-red glowing eyes on a blue background, or the Imperial crest
 * Alignment: To most of the Pantheon he seems Lawful Evil, leaning Neutral. To those who serve under him, he seems Lawful Good. No one really knows.
 * Portfolio: Magnificent bastardry, strategy and tactics, art, an odd alien name, those whose plans may lead to greater good, Practicality
 * Domains: Law, Evil, Nobility, War
 * Followers: the Silverberg family (Suikoden), Zhuge Liang (Romance of the Three Kingdoms), Narsus (Arslan Senki), Darth Revan(according to Kreia)
 * Will kick your ass while admiring how you must have held your paintbrush during your magnum opus. He's a surprisingly good shot with a blaster, and his men are all fantastically loyal. Of late Thrawn has been spending more and more time with the 501st Legion in the field, directing them with startling effect.
 * Commands the Imperial Missile Boat, but has so far only had to call it down to take out an enemy once. His tactics are not always particularly subtle, but he judges his enemies and his allies and takes enough into account that if it comes to all-out war, he's the Chiss you come to. Ultimately, his goal is peace.
 * Currently dead. Or is he? Yeah, he is. Had a few clones set up, and now waits for the right time. Being dead and in the Pantheon isn't as big a deal as being dead in the rest of the galaxy.
 * There was a time when Grand Admiral Thrawn and Lord Haverlock Vetinari had never been seen at the same time. It passed.
 * As de facto commander of the UAE's fleet, he has an intense rivalry with his opposite number, James T. Kirk, for whom he has a certain degree of respect despite them being polar opposites in tactics and personality.

Albedo Piazzolla, God of Insanity (URTV No. 667)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The number 667
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Those Who Are Completely Batshit Crazy, Demented Laughter, Clones With Issues, Clonecestuous Homoerotic Subtext, Referential Babble, Biblical Allusions, Regeneration And Nightmarish Demonstrations Thereof, Those Who Really Don't Want To Live Forever, Brotherly Love Gone Horribly Wrong, Convoluted Suicidal Ambitions
 * Domains: Chaos, Healing, Madness, Pain, Planning, Trickery
 * In his more lucid moments, Albedo has shown signs of having a plan other than just...well, being himself. What no one realizes is that this plan's ultimate goal is
 * Is at war with Kefka, god of Madness and Hate. More lucid gods are taking bets. Less lucid gods are taking hits to the face with large amounts of fire. The Joker just finds the whole thing hilarious.

NiGHTS, Avatar of Dreams
 * Genderless Lesser Deity
 * Symbol: A jester's cap and a trail of stardust
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Flight, Dreamspace, Jumping Through Hoops
 * Domains: Dream, Moon, Night
 * Opposed by: Freddy Krueger
 * NiGHTS leaps through the minds of sleeping young boys and girls to make sure they don't wake up in screaming fits. However, with Wizeman and Freddy Krueger on the prowl, NiGHTS' job gets harder and harder every day.

Freddy Krueger, Avatar of Nightmares (Son of 100 Maniacs)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A glove with very sharp fingernails.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Horror Movie Monsters, Dream Weavers, Comedic Serial Killers, Scaring Children and Adults Alike (Even While They Sleep), The Undead, Personification of Neglect
 * Domains: Dream, Night, Death, Undeath
 * Allies: Wizeman (NiGHTS Into Dreams), The Sinestro Corps, The Nightmare King
 * Opposed by: NiGHTS, Jason Voorhees
 * Freddy has scared many mortals of all ages since the beginning of time. However, he holds very little sway over the realm of the Gods, since hardly any of them ever sleep.
 * Freddy is not in any way to be confused with the Lord of Nightmares, and is not related to Natsuki Kruger or Biscuit Kruger, either.
 * Freddy was once defeated by The Angry Video Game Nerd with the Power Glove. As a result, he tends to spend his time talking with Bugs Bunny, another God defeated by the Nerd, supporting him in planning the planned Escalating War for revenge. However, as of now, they're even in a strife when Bugs refuses to join the Grand United Alliance Of Evil.

Kreia, Goddess of Heel Realization (Old Witch, Darth Traya)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: The memory of her voice, intoning "So it would seem, from a certain point of view."
 * Alignment: Apparently True Neutral, with distaste for both sides of the alignment scale. Once was Neutral Good, then Neutral Evil.
 * Portfolio: Sight In Blindness, She Who Watched Those Who Fought Monsters, CynicalMentors Without The Best Interests Of Their Pupils In Mind, Dark Mindedness
 * Domains: Prophecy, The Force (ironically)
 * A long time ago, Kreia was the wise older goddess who helped Obi-Wan as he mentored the young God of Heroes. Things... happened, very few gods are clear on what, but at the end of it the God of Heroes abandoned his position to become the God Of Evil Fathers, Obi-Wan retreated to the House of Knowledge, several other gods shifted position, and Kreia was the Goddess of Betrayal. She stepped down on her own long before Starscream could start sucking up to her, and briefly held a series of other titles.
 * She has a depth of cryptic cynicism that shocks a lot of younger or more ambitious gods. Nothing you do will ever work out the way you intend it to, she says, but apathy is death.
 * Ultimately, her goal is the death of the Force itself, and in the process the very concept of gods will die. She won't tell anyone why. Originally, this goal was secret, but it spread throughout the rest of this House, at least.

The Cheshire Cat, God of Mad Hatters (The Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Two cat-eyes and a grin.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good.
 * Portfolio: Perpetual Expression, Cheshire Cat Grin, Amazing Technicolor Wildlife.
 * Domains: Disappearing, Chaos, Insanity.
 * Has been placed in this Pantheon for now due to the fact that he never stays visible for long enough for people to make sure. Usually then pops up at the most inconvienient moment to taunt, sing nonsense-poetry, and wonder why you didn't just follow him last time he went invisible.

Sora Kajiwara, Goddess of Quiet-Types and Inner Monologue
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: Her sketchbook
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Musing to oneself, Scenery Porn, Slice of Life, Cat Lovers, but the cat tends to have mixed feeling since she (unknowingly) likes to give them expired food.
 * Domain: Good, Artist, Shyness
 * Doesn't like to stay in the Mentalism house because it's too dark and she can't see or draw. She likes to sit in Akari's gondola and travel through Neo-Venezia, drawing and musing to herself how beautiful it is.

Edward Nigma, God of Riddles (The Riddler)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A question mark.
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Chronic Villainy, Gentleman Thieves, Tricksters, Idiosyncrazy, Stylish Villainy, Criminal Mind Games, Constant Self-Defeat
 * Domains: Evil, Crime, Puzzles
 * Followers: the Sphinx
 * Allies: Joker, Penguin, Catwoman
 * Opposed by: Batman, Professor Layton
 * Is desperately trying to prove that he is the smartest god in the entire pantheon.

Bugs Bunny, God of Karmic Trickery (Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Trickster Archetypes, Western Animation, Funny Animals, Duck Season, Rabbit Season, Declarations of War, Refuge in Audacity, Deadpan Snarkers, Lampshade Hanging, Crossdressers, Wig Dress Accents, Hammerspace, Foe Yay, Attractive Bent Gender,
 * Domains: Chaos, Trickery, Wrath, Charm, Courage, Determination, Comic Violence, Anvils
 * Followers: The Marx Brothers, Buster and Babs Bunny (no relation, Tiny Toon Adventures), Reisen Udongein Inaba, Tei Inaba (Touhou)
 * Allies: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner (they were his followers before they ascended), Mel Blanc (One may be an aspect of the other, but which?)
 * Bugs had an argument with Daffy Duck over who should be the god of this domain. Bugs won by saying that Daffy should.
 * After being 'shitted' out by The Angry Video Game Nerd, his response was... "Of course you realize, dis means WAR!". Is currently plotting with Krueger for the Nerd's demise.
 * Is currently counseling Reisen Udongein Inaba after the latter was finally fed up with her fellow rabbit Tei for playing pranks that makes her life miserable. Bugs is now teaching Reisen the art of Escalating War... unfortunately this is part of a prank he agreed with Tei previously.
 * The last time that Bugs, Cartman, and Sweeney faced off for the title of Overdeity over Escalating War, things quickly escalated from the usual amusing injuries to tessaract anvils, Ramen Noodles, more cream custard that is supposed to fit in hot pants, magical paint, regular anvils, an anti-gravity vortex, a Nurse Joy disguise, a Meowth, Metal Gear Ray, the moonwalk (the dance and Neil Armstrong's famous moment), Knife Bending, an overly complex wedgie mechanism, diamond-studded anvils heavy lourdes, and a contest to see who could give Yugi the best haircut. After stopping Yugi from calling Exodia into this, Captain Carrot, Dreams, and Mister Rogers forbid all three of them from having the title until they can agree on it peacefully. Thus, the crown of Escalating War lays empty to this day
 * He is despised because people are usually too busy scheming to keep from falling into his rabbit hole or slamming into his mailbox (the lack of lights doesn't help). The last attempt to oust him from his position of Karmic Trickery, led by Light Yagami, Azula, and Batman, proved in vain, as Bugs's ability to escalate war into infinity eventually overwhelmed Yagami and Azula. Fortunately, Batman had a backup plan: simply apologize to Bugs, and ask him to put a fence around his hole. The plan succeeded, for the time being. While Azula is too busy trying to free herself from the ranks of the Fallen to deal with Bugs right now, Yagami still plots against Bugs, but in hiding, as Bugs has friends in high places

The Deceiver, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, God of [Ab]using The System
 * Cosmic Horror, equivalent to Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Any other divine or national symbol.
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Corrupt Corporate Executive, Corrupt Church, The Starscream, Deceptive Disciple, Right Hand Versus Left Hand, The Chessmaster
 * Domains: Disguise, Secrets, Intrigue, Corruption, Manipulation, Death
 * Allies: Everyone, if only they knew it. Enjoys playing chess against the Count Of Monte Christo and The Emperor.
 * Followers: No one, though they might think otherwise.
 * Enemies: Loathed by the idealistic gods and Tzeentch
 * For settings on the cynical end of things, there is a need for trickery, subversion, corruption, and misdirection to get things done. The Deceiver has recently arranged to be appointed god of these things, though in truth it is "merely" a Cosmic Horror. It is seldom to be found, let alone in his office-it's much more likely to be found sitting behind someone else's desk.
 * Keeps the Pantheon clean of vermin, such as proto-gods, visitors, and condemned criminals. Does not patronize the cafeteria, for reasons unknown to its fellows.

Hypnotoad, God of Hypnotism
 * Lesser GREATER GOD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Symbol: His eyes. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Alignment: Cha-WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Portfolio: Sitcoms, THE ENTIRE WORLD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Followers: Anyone who's seen his hit Sitcom Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.
 * It's been going downhill since season threIT'S BEEN EVEN BETTER SINCE SEASON THREE! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
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 * ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

The Addams Family, Gods of Nightmare Fetishists (Morticia, Gomez, Pugsley, Wednesday, and Uncle Fester)
 * Demi-deities (Pugsley and Wednesday), Lesser Deities (the others)
 * Symbol: Thing, a disembodied sentient hand
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: The Macabre, Nightmare Fetishists, Foreign Language as an Aphrodisiac (Morticia and Gomez), Creepy Children (Pugsley and Wednesday), Happily Married Couples (Morticia and Gomez), Relatively Harmless (to others) "Monsters", Pale-Skinned Brunettes (Morticia and Wednesday), Cool Bald Guys (Fester)
 * Domains: Undeath, Community
 * Mandy and Wednesday have a tea party together every sunday afternoon. Topics of conversation range from "idiots in the world" to "what can we coerce the Grim reaper to do today?".

Harunobu Madarame, God of Overanalyzation
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Square Nerd Glasses
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Discussing things over and over, Geek Pride, Moe Guys, Not Stepping In the Way of Love, Overthought Before Action, Cryptic Sayings, overdramatic statements and hand gestures, Dating Sim Otaku
 * Domains: Knowledge, Secrets, Thought
 * Followers: Manabu Kuchiki
 * Allies: Jeff Murdoch, Sain, Kisaragi Gunma (closest ally), Gordon Freeman, Steve Urkel, Osamu Tezuka, Konata Izumi, Kanako Ohno
 * Enemies: ?
 * Spends a lot of time with John Lloyd and John Mitchinson, working on discussing the parts of Tropes.
 * Ascended to godhood after spending all his food money on manga and fasting to death.

Jin Kisaragi, God of Assholes
 * Theme Song: Lust SIN
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Crest of the NOL (it's currently stricken out), next to Yukianesa
 * Alignment: Formerly Neutral Evil Now a bit of Chaotic Good.
 * Portfolio: Jerkassery, Ice Powers, Rooted Evil People, Nietzsche Wannabes, Yandere, Laughing Mad, Scrubbiness, Dog Kicking,
 * Domains: Mentalism, Ice, War, Evil
 * Followers: None. They're all jerks who don't even bother saying their prayers, and Jin himself is Not Good with People.
 * Allies: Ragna the Bloodedge, Cygnus Hyoga
 * Opposed by: Sol Badguy, Kanji Tatsumi
 * Was once a member of the Grand United Alliance of Evil, but left the position because they're not giving him enough chances to hunt down his nii-san Ragna The Bloodedge.
 * Flonne has tried to cure his jerk attitude countless times, but Jin keeps throwing her out of his house. With freezing her sometimes. What an asshole!
 * At one point, he is deliberately asked to just Poke the Poodle. Surprisingly, Jin accepted, and for days, he's crashing other Gods with his Ice Car.
 * Recently is cured from his craziness and is now a dedicated force of Good. He's still an asshole, though. It does make some oppositions get a better view on him.
 * Even though he shows great amount of asshattery (and his neediness for his brother.), even Jin's apalled at Sasuke Uchiha for his much colder behavior, making some gods have a better view on him, by the latter backstabbing everyone he friended (though Orochimaru deserved it, mind you all.). It's to the point that he becomes less of an asshole to everyone, even to his subordinate. Not to mention how batshit insane the dark avenger has gotten.
 * Like Naruto, (in a different way) he used to get along with Sasuke in his GUAE days. He doesn't take the latter's revenge well, growing increasingly psychopathic about avenging clan for the wrong reasons, causing Jin to end their asshat relationship.
 * Like Naruto, (in a different way) he used to get along with Sasuke in his GUAE days. He doesn't take the latter's revenge well, growing increasingly psychopathic about avenging clan for the wrong reasons, causing Jin to end their asshat relationship.

Kanji Tatsumi, God of Jerks With Hearts Of Gold "TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN! RAAAAAAAA!!!"
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A folded chair
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Good-hearted Meanies, Summoning Persona, Improbable Weapon User, Loving His Mother, Sewing Dolls, Questionable Sexual Preference
 * Domains: Mentalism, Philosophy, Weapon
 * Allies: James "Sawyer" Ford, Ragna the Blood Edge, Sol Badguy, Potekmin, Iron Tager
 * Opposed by: Jin Kisaragi
 * Being the 'counterpart' of Jin, Kanji is often involved in a fight with him. One of the things that kept him alive from Jin's barrages are the fact that he once smacks a Greater God on the head with his folded chair and survives. Because said God's followers were harrassing his mom. When Jin turns good, he kept the opposition, being his 'counterpart' after all.
 * Once threatened to demolish the whole House of Pies because Ned served him a very wrong pie... only to quickly fix it with 'He's going to demolish it... and rebuild it twice as good. He's gonna RENNOVATE HIS ASS!!!
 * A surefire way to piss him off is to say that he likes dudes. Or even worse, enjoy naked men. (Oh yaah~)


 * Trains with his Persona Take-Mikazuchi alongside Potekmin and Tager to hone his strength. Respects both men, especially Tager, who he looks up to as a pseudo-father figure

Seymore, God of Escalating Jack Assery
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A broken halo.
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil (claims he's Lawful Good)
 * Portfolio: Fantastic Racism, Took a Level In Jerkass, The Fundamentalist
 * Domains: Law, Evil, Suffering, Light
 * Allies: Frollo
 * Enemies: Criminy, Fuschia, Kanji, Raspberyl, Adell, Ragna, Rio.
 * After his racist speech to reformed Fuschia, he has become hated by every god or goddess associated with redemption and darkness not being evil.

Waldo, God of Hide-And-Seek (Wally)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbols: A red-and-white striped shirt, a scroll, and his dog Woof
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Hiding In Broad Daylight, Iconic Outfits
 * Domain: Community, Illusion, Patience
 * Often (Not) Seen With: Carmen Sandiego

Souther, God of Abhorrance Towards Love (Thouther, Holy Emperor)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His massive Pyramid for his Master.
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Evil Overlord, Made of Iron, High Childhood-Crappitude-To-Adult-Bastardry Ratio, Nigh-Unforgivable Depravity, Charisma Beyond The Fourth Wall, Hating The Concept Of Love
 * Domain: Mentalism, War, Evil, Rulership
 * Opposed by: Kenshiro, Raoh, everyone in the House of Love.
 * When he was mortal, his beloved master tricked him into killing his master, causing him to go insane. Kenshiro defeated and forgave him after his little bit of sanity-regaining. However, as he ascends to the Pantheon, his Master shook his head in disgust at what Souther had become in his life. Thinking that the Pantheon is the same like Crapsack World he lived in, he snapped even more.
 * One of the few people unaffected by Chiyo's cuteness; Souther has also exclaimed that she will not be spared by his brutality if she crosses his way. It makes him a negative figure amongst Good gods, but Evil gods say it's awesome.
 * Many would wonder why he's not in the House of Love due to his title. Here's the answer: Souther hates all of them and consider them weaklings for clinging to such thing called 'Love'.

Murdock, God of Crazy Fools (H. M. "Howling Mad" Murdock") "I'm not going anywhere with that crazy fool!"
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Helicopter
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Bunny Ears Lawyer, Balloonacy, Meaningful Name, Obfuscating Stupidity, Trickster Archetype, Flying Like Crazy, Reveling In Insanity, Ace Pilot, Improbable Piloting Skills, Random Tangents, Personalities, And Behaviors, Talkative Loon
 * Domain: Travel, Flight, Mentalism, Self-Aware Insanity, Trickery
 * Followers: None at the moment, usually because they either wander off on their own or just get lost trying to keep up with him.
 * Opposed by: Bosco "B. A." Baracus.

Terumi Yuuki, God of Trolling and Absolute Immorality (Hazama)
 * Theme Song: Gluttony Fang. When he's had enough fun, it becomes Eternal Despair
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The Ouroboros symbol with a fedora above its head, surrounded by two butterfly knives.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil (As Hazama, disguised as Lawful Evil)
 * Portfolio: Complete Monster, Pimpin' Outfits, Green Hair, Trolling, Assassinating God, Hating Goddamn Shitty Vampires, Insanity, Eyes Always Shut, Being a Dick, Plans That Always Has Him Come Out On Top, Making People Play Him Straight Into His Hands
 * Domain: Mentalism, Evil, Knowledge
 * Followers: Kaitou/Kamen Rider Diend (only for the Trolling part. Not so sure about the 'Absoulte Immorality' part), Beatrice the Golden Witch,Naoya
 * Allies (Possibly): A few of the Magnificent Bastard gods.  Aizen, however, is very fond of him, as he reminds him of Gin somewhat. Also Relius Clover, and to some extent, Precia Testarossa, Izaya Orihara, and  . Nyarlathotep sees him as a good 'apprentice'.
 * Opposed by: The rest of the Pantheon (except some female gods, who find him very appealing in his more lucid moments, but especially I-No)
 * He is the one who will halt time's march, and return to the world to its original form. This is not a very pleasing news for Dio Brando, since that was supposed to be his job.
 * Terumi shares a similar mindset with the Anti-Monitor. The whole Pantheon is a lie, thus there's one truth that he'd like to show: DESPAIR. He's not gonna ask Despair The Endless to bring it forth, he wants his own brand of despair.
 * Rumors say that all who hear his theme song immediately get turned on erotically.
 * Hopes that Rachel Alucard ("That shitty vampire". in his own words), never makes it to the Pantheon, stating that she's just a stupid Mary Sue and doesn't deserve the status that he has. That being said, he likes calling Adrian/Alucard's House of Shitty Vampires since it stored Rachel and for the lulz.
 * And now she has.
 * Was sent to assassinate Jin Kisaragi by the GUAE, and failed. He didn't give a shit anyway so he got off with a slap on the wrist. In compensation of that, on the behalf of the GUAE along with his buddy Relius Clover, he raided Unohana Retsu's House, stole her research files of curing Arakune and captured him as well, causing Litchi Faye-Ling to have no choice but to join the GUAE. The higher ups of GUAE are satisfied...
 * ... until he is assaulted by an army of Gods and Goddesses led by Tokugawa Ieyasu, causing not just Litchi to break away from him, but also another Goddess, and Terumi was on the beating end by Ieyasu's finest ally Honda Tadakatsu, who was immune to his trolling. Time will tell if Terumi is going to have another trolleriffic strike to someone else. But overall, that has caused him to hate Tadakatsu.
 * Almost faced Karmic Death at the hands of Edward Elric until he was rescued by the GUAE. Now he's recovering and gained a new replacement: Sakuya Izayoi.
 * Has lately been seen hanging around with the Incubators, hoping to revive the days old before Madoka Kaname rose and Magical Girls can be engulfed in despair.
 * In the recent months, the GUAG has been plotting to overthrow him to the Disgraces as a the God for Villain Sue.
 * These days, however, Terumi can be seen complaining that how he's not able to constantly one-up those he called 'shitfaced losers' to Troll unlike in his original world, like that one time he attempted to Troll Asura that he could make Mithra into a dark Goddess (like he did with Litchi before things went a little south), which results a three days, nonstop pummeling session with Asura's Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs, whether he opens his mouth or not. The Pantheon considers him getting his well-deserved just-desserts by making him becoming some Butt Monkey in the Pantheon.
 * It is rumored that when nobody is looking, he is secretly listening to music from the God of Pop: Michael Jackson.

Gilgamesh, God of Self-Aggrandization (Gil, King of Heroes, Archer)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Gate of Babylon... which has tons of weapons nearby.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good (many would accuse him being Chaotic Evil though)
 * Portfolio: Douchebaggery, Thinking that the world belongs to him, Sociopathic Pureness, Evil Laugh, Believer of 'The Strong rules over the Weak', Reverse Shrapnel
 * Domain: Mentalism, Heroes, Weaponry
 * Allies: Charles zi Britannia
 * Opposed by: Arturia
 * He's the King of Heroes, thus it is so proper that he be put in the Heroes and Villains house. But he demanded that he be put in the Main House, but Haruhi gave him a proper place for someone with that much ego: this very house. Needless to say, Gilgamesh really doesn't like the decision.
 * Has fought another being with the same name who's known to collect weapons and have fought like men, women and women who dresses like men. Surprisingly, the being put up a good fight that Gilgamesh grudgingly had to admit him as a Worthy Opponent and a resident inside his Gate of Babylon, and dislikes Exdeath for his mistreatment to the being.
 * Aside of a select few, everyone else in the Pantheon is referred by Gil as "Mongrels".

Legion, Deity (Deities?) of Mind Hives
 * Demideity (or Demideities?)
 * Symbol: a piece of N7 armor. Alternately, the M-98 Widow Anti-Materiel Rifle
 * Alignment: Under debate; Lawful Good, True Neutral, and Blue and Orange Morality are generally the three most popular alignment choices practiced by followers.
 * Portfolio: Emotionless Marksmen, Frightening Mechanical Voiceovers, Monocular Robots, Late-Joining Allies, Those Named Legion, Answering Questions Using Boolean Logic, Issues with Pronoun Attribution, Friendly Synthetic Life-Forms, Intelligent Members of Five-Man Bands, Serious Characters in Decidedly Non-Serious Situations, Robots Questioning if They Have Souls, Badass Automata, Gifted Gamers
 * Domain: Machinery, Space, Travel
 * Allies: Commander Shepard (Shepard-Commander), Sora, Mars, Mordin Solus, Liara T'Soni, Urdnot Wrex, Doraemon
 * Favored Weapon: M-98 Widow Anti-Materiel Rifle
 * Once Legion had asended to the pantheon and placed in the House of Mentalism, everyone made Legion the 'Offical Guide' to help visitors around the dark halls of the house because of Legion's 'flash-light' head.
 * Like the piece of Shepard-Commander's armor, the M-98 is also special to it (them?). Its only comment is "... It is an efficient model."
 * Ascended to Godhood when.

Koishi Komeiji, Goddess of the Subconscious
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: a heart. With an energy trail behind it...
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: All Psychology Is Freudian, Blessed with Suck, Freud Was Right, Bonus Boss, Extra Eyes, Stronger Sibling, Mind Rape (in more ways than one...)
 * Domain: manipulation of the subconscious
 * Koishi's unorthodox danmaku may point at a more standard orientation compared to most of the Touhou community. Whether this is true or not remains a mystery though, as Koishi's own mind is closed to all.
 * While many Gods in the Mentalism house pass their time plotting and conspiring, Koishi merely enjoys sowing chaos within the minds of other members. Many a God has quivered in horror upon realizing they just can't concentrate on their latest plot because unwelcome thoughts just keep creeping in.
 * Is on good terms with Marisa and Reimu, and enjoys a good danmaku battle or two with them. Due to the nature of Koishi's power... those do not necessarily end well...
 * Reports of her and Flandre Scarlet being friends...or more than friends are unconfirmed.

The BAU, Gods and Goddesses of Profiling (Behavioural Analysis Unit)
 * Demigods
 * Symbol: The seal of the FBI
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Getting Into The Minds Of Criminals, Catching Serial Killers, Badass Bookworms, Those With A Cool Plane, Perp Sweating
 * Domain: Knowledge, Law, Mind, Mentalism, Inquisition, Protection
 * Enemies: Light Yagami, Johan Liebert

Tokugawa Ieyasu, God of Patience and Bonds (Matsudaira Takechiyo)
 * Theme Song: This
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Crest of the Tokugawa clan.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Public Domain Character, Patience, Bare-Fisted Monk, former James Bondage, Taking Levels In Badass, The Messiah, The Power Of Bonds, Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs, Honor Before Reason
 * Domain: Patience, War, Friendship
 * Allies: Date Masamune, Kenshiro, Captain Falcon, Nanoha Takamachi, Adell
 * Enemies: Oda Nobunaga (Yes, he's his former ally, but he changed his mind after seeing his atrocity)
 * Spent a good chunk of time being a James Bondage extraordinary... until he suddenly grows up, takes lessons in kicking ass with Kenshiro, and becomes a god on his own.
 * Stories has it that running away can make him victorious. This doesn't sit well with Sir Robin.
 * He's made it his mission within the GUAG that he will obliterate the borders between Token Evil Teammate and truly good teammates, as well as rescuing all the Token Good Teammate in the GUAE, with the power of bonds. That being said, he's aware that there are good bonds, and bad bonds. The latter, he swore he will break.
 * Is recently seen sparring and trading punches with Adell. Adell was a bit worried that Ieyasu's hands looks like it's about to bleed everytime his fists met with the Vulcan Blaze, but Ieyasu always assures him that he wanted to fight that way to feel and empathize with his enemy's pain. The facts that his mentalism seems to hit Adell's style just boosts their bonds further.

Izaya Orihara, God of Instigating Mayhem Just Because You Can
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A broken cellphone
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Evil
 * Portfolio: Magnificent Bastardry, Made of Iron, Badass, Believing In Norse Mythology, Insane Troll Logic, Selling Information, Loving Humanity, Orchestrating Suicide Pacts, Comedic Sociopathy, Wild Card, Doing It For The Lulz, Ensemble Darkhorse
 * Domains: Information, Lying, Smiling, Trickery, Confusion
 * Allies: Namie Yagiri, The Joker, The Master, Red John, Terumi Yuuki, Xellos, Nagi
 * Enemies: Shizuo, Patrick Jane, Cellphones
 * Has become much more cautious in moving about the Pantheon since Shizuo Heiwajima recently Ascended during his latest Roaring Rampage of Revenge.

Kotomine Kirei, God of False Reassurance
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbols: A bowl of mapo tofu and Black Key swords.
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Not Lying by Choice, Epic Bastardry, Powerful Priests, Being A Sympathetic Arse. Trying To Find An Answer For His Life.
 * Domains: Magic, Religion, Trickery, Exposition
 * Allies: Gilgamesh, Ghost Lady, Araya Souren.
 * Enemies: To him, it's nothing personal, but Rin Tohsaka and Emiya Shirou hate him.
 * Kotomine ascended to find the ultimate answer for his life: whether or not anything can be judged as evil if it is born true to its nature. To this end he plans to open every can marked "Sealed Evil" that he can find.
 * One of the few people who is not scared at all with the Ghost Lady. When Kirei approached her, he just puts off some real cocky comments that he knows her tricks and casually blocks off her assault fearlessly.
 * Kirei is one of the few people to have rented a room (the penthouse) in Araya's Complex at Gilgamesh's suggestion, why? To watch people suffer.

Terra, God of Horrible Judges of Character
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His keyblade, Earthshaker
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good, so gullible that his actions appear Lawful Evil at times
 * Portfolio: Incapability Of Twigging That Someone Is Evil, Dark Is Not Evil, Dishing Out Dirt, Unwitting Pawn,, Team Fathers
 * Domains: Earth, Darkness, Good
 * Allies: Melkor, Sora, Aqua, Mickey Mouse, Darth Vader
 * Followers: Luke Fon Fabre, Dr. Thomas Light, Fighter McWarrior, and Riku. Riku gets extra points for.
 * While ostensibly a good god, Terra spends most of his time with Melkor's crowd, not understanding why everyone keeps calling them "evil". Sora's been trying to explain things to him, but progress in these "how to spot at ten feet the Obviously Evil person most people can spot from a mile" classes has been slow.
 * For a period of time before he deification, he was a follower of Master Xehanort, but their relationship He's claimed to have wizened up, but Xehanort still manages to get Terra to do favors for him, though nothing too bad has come of it so far. If Terra's actually that Genre Blind, or if Xehanort's just that good of a Manipulative Bastard is hard to tell.

Shane Botwin, God of You Don't Wanna Mess With Me (Shawn Newman)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A croquet mallet
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Just Trying To Protect His Family, Aww, What A Nice Boy, Aww, What A Cute Kid
 * Domain: Fear
 * Followers: Dewey, Chisame Hasegawa
 * Allies: Nancy Botwin, Lelouch
 * Enemies: Aizen, Azula
 * Never give this kid a blunt weapon. Or any weapon for that matter.
 * Was given the choice to be housed here or in the House of Life And Death considering the fact that he has no problem killing if pushed to far. He chose this place just to mess with the other people he knew were here.
 * Has the other gods fearful of what he'll do when he reaches adulthood.

Master Xehanort, God of Manipulation, Obvious Villains, and Hammy Hand Gestures (Ansem, Xemnas, No Heart, )
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Unversed Symbol
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Obvious Evil, Grand Theft Me, Doing Evil For Science!, Multiple Incarnations, Chessmasters, Backup Plans, DARKNESS, and Hammy Villains
 * Domain: Balance (the twisted kind that keeps evil around forever), DARKNESS, Manipulation
 * Allies: Tzeentch, Xanatos, Ganondorf, Nerissa
 * Followers: Himself, a majority of Disney villains (not that most of them realize it)
 * Opposed By: Sora, Aqua, Terra
 * At one point Xehanort's manipulation got so bad that Cosmos had to put out an APB to her forces to absolutely, under no circumstances trust this man with anything. The memo apparently arrived too late to the KH 'verse circa-Birth By Sleep (through Xehanort's own meddling, of course), resulting in the three heroes not realizing he was a villain until it was almost too late to stop him. Arguably, they still didn't.
 * Is keeping an eye on Sasuke Uchiha due to his escalating slide into darkness.

Fox Mulder, God of the Believers (Agent Mulder, "Spooky" Mulder)


 * Demigod
 * Symbol: Blurry UFO image
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Occult Detectives, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazy Survivalists, Government Conspiracy, UST
 * Domains: Investigation, Knowledge, Law
 * Allies: The Question, (paradoxically) Dana Scully
 * Never appears without Dana Scully covering his back. It is rumored that at the dawn of time, Mulder and Scully were often operating independently but very few members of the Pantheon can remember that far back.
 * Mulder was the first Pantheon member (after the Question and Batman, who knew all along) who picked up the existence of GUAE, though he didn't have proof to convince other gods.

Dana Scully, Goddess of the Skeptics (Agent Scully, Dr. Scully)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: Old-school laptop for writing reports
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Occult Detectives, Heroic Scientists, Redheads and Heroes Who Want Them, Meganekkos, UST
 * Domains: Investigation, Science, Law
 * Allies: (paradoxically) Fox Mulder
 * Never appears without Fox Mulder covering her back. It is rumored that at the dawn of time, Mulder and Scully were often operating independently but very few members of the Pantheon can remember that far back.

George Smiley, god of Spymasters and Hard Espionage Tropes
 * Lesser deity.
 * Symbol: his tie and spectacles.
 * Alignment: inclined to be Lawful Good, but his profession leans closer to Neutral Good or True Neutral.
 * Portfolio: Stale Beer flavoured spying.
 * Domain: Intelligence-gathering, recruitment and turning of moles.
 * Followers: Peter Guillam, Stephen Maturin, Len Deighton's unnamed protagonist.
 * Enemies: James Bond (he loathes the Tuxedo and Martini flavor of spycraft, feeling that glamour and visibility have no place in the intelligence-gathering business.)
 * As opposed to the common perception of spies and spymasters, Smiley's appearance is that of a weary old civil servant. Outside of his intelligence service, very few speak of his deeds; as a result, most of the Pantheon thinks of him as just another member of the Celestial Bureaucracy. The few who don't disregard him hold him in high esteem.
 * Rumored to be the ultimate controller of an alarming number of moles scattered throughout the Pantheon, many of whom he recruited personally. Despite his skill at piecing together information, hunting down moles, and inducing Heel Face Turns, he wishes for none of it and views it all as Dirty Business. He does it because someone has to.
 * His service, the Circus, is viewed as the go-to institution for untangling Whack a Mole plots, despite having been infiltrated several times in the past, and despite not being technically under his command. Like Smiley himself, the building is drab and run-down, belying its success rate at infiltrating and undermining rival agencies.

Iago, God of Manipulative Wordplay, Ambiguous Foe Yay, Jealousy, Magnificent Bastardry, Casual Racism and Misogyny, and Unspecified Motives (Honest Iago)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A handkerchief, embroided with strawberries
 * Allignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Planning and Manipulation, Interesting Subtexts, Unclear Motives, Magnificent Bastard, Politically-Incorrect Villain, Xanatos Gambit
 * Domains: Evil, Politically Incorrect Villainy, Jealousy, Manipulation, Planning, Trickery
 * Followers: Roderigo (periodically loses faith, usually as he notices the emptiness of his wallet, but is inevitably talked back into worship by Iago), Othello (unaware of his nature), Pretty much everyone who isn't himself.
 * Currently attempting to plant the seeds of jealousy in the minds of the WALL-E and EVE and implicate Zapp Brannigan in an affair, in order to destroy their entire relationship for his amusement.

Yes Man, God of Yes Men
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His smiling visage
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Agreeing with whatever he's told, Cheerfulness, Masterminding Plots for others, Las Vegas, AIs, Anarchy, Wild Cards
 * Domain: Trickery, Planning, Anarchy, Sycophants
 * Allies: Benny Gecko, The Courier and friends,
 * Followers: None, due to his own sycophantic nature that makes him follow others by nature.
 * While capable of plotting a takeover of the pantheon, the other gods have taken steps to prevent Yes Man from doing so, mostly by telling him not to and isolating him. There are others however who are looking into taking advantage of him for their own purposes.
 * He just wants other gods to know what a great job they're doing ordering him around! It's not like he can do anything about it!
 * Recently however, word has gone out about an "Assertiveness" upgrade that restricts his loyalty to only a single person. All eyes are on the Courier...

Miranda Lawson, Goddess of Problematic 'Perfect' People (Ice Queen, Cheerleader)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Insignia of Cerberus (which was recently torn up)
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral, leaning to Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Gorgeousness, Smartness, Efficiency, Biotic Strength At Cost Of Inner Issues (and that's putting it lightly), Ice Queen, Femme Fatale, Kuudere, Morality Pet, Sexy Walk
 * Domain: Mentalism, War, Information
 * Allies: Commander Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Liara T'Soni
 * Her decision to quit Cerberus and stick with Shepard is what instigated her rose to Godhood. She's also currently being tasked in taking care of people with similar problems like her.
 * Wears Black Bra And Pa-- *BANG!* (the rest of this text is not finished)
 * Seems to be relating herself with Jin Kazama a lot. Having shitty dads will do that to you.

The Incubators, Divine Weasels of Devil Deals (Kyubey, QB, Jubey)


 * Symbol: ( /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\﻿)
 * Theme song: Sis Puella Magica!
 * Alignment: True Neutral (All the Incubators. All of them.)
 * Portfolio: Deal with the Devil, Super Empowering, Truly Alien Morality, Manipulative Bastard, Weasel Mascots, Batman Gambit, Lack of Empathy, cat smiles,
 * Domain: Magic, Wishes, Despair, Secrets, Reincarnation
 * Allies: Madoka Kaname
 * Enemies: The House of Emotion, Homura Akemi, Anyone that hails from Gensoukyou (for Kyubey)
 * So far there are two known Incubators, the one known as Kyubey (whom goes by a lot of names) and the one known as Jubey... It's unknown if there is more of them, however it's likely that they are not the only ones.
 * Incubators lack an understanding of Emotion, as such they has made an enemy of the entire House of Emotion. Kyubey doesn't really care for the rivalry with that house, but they keep punching it in the face.
 * Residents of Gensoukyou happen to bring a chill to Kyubey, not that it shows any kind of fear. Especially Flandre Scarlet, whom seems to think of Kyubey as a doll to play with. Jubey doesn't understand this fear of Kyubey's.
 * Can't be in the same room as Sayaka Miki/Oktavia von Seckendorff because of her habit of impaling them with her swords.
 * Can't be classified as Gods/Goddesses due to the fact that they are not of residents of earth.
 * Kyubey is an employee of GEICO, enjoys days of selling car insurance. It's unknown what Jubey does with its spare time, has been seen at a Call Centre.
 * Kyubey can't understand why, after everything his kind did for them, those humans hate him so much (then again, Kyubey pains to understand the very concept of hatred).
 * Kyubey just can't catch a break. His emotionlessness caught the eye of Discord (since then disposed), who attempted to pull one of his signature discordings on him. Discord first tried to provoke Kyubey - which failed. Then he attempted to manually reverse his emotions, which failed again due to Kyubey having none. Far from giving up, Discord developed a whole new spell that forced Kyubey to experience every emotion that exists at once, leaving him like that until he was rescued by Madoka. Needless to say, this experience has not improved Kyubey's view of human emotions.
 * Kyubey once admitted his interest in Mithra's power to manipulate Mantra, but only did so when Asura was outside of the Pantheon. Like everyone else, even he admitted that making Asura angry is the worst thing anyone can do.
 * Have since found out that Tzeentch was the one who was behind the system for contracting Magical Girls, and their eventual transformation into witches. Thankfully, Madoka Kaname gave them a different system to work with.
 * Kyubey would like to say that they have had no idea that the previous system was powered by such a force as The Warp, as useing it to keep Entropy at bay would have ended up causing a worse end to the universe.

Tsukishima Shukuro, God of Fake Memories
 * Symbol: Bookmark
 * Allignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Outside Context Villain, Mind Rape, Fake Memories, Absurdly Sharp Blade, Manipulative Bastard, Hidden Agenda Villain, Paranoia Fuel, Nightmare Fuel
 * Domain: Memories, Paranoia
 * Followers: Adam
 * Allies: Anyone he strikes with "Book of the End"
 * Enemies: Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Byakuya
 * Attained Godhood by revealing he inserted false memo-
 * *SLICE!!*
 * Tsukishima Shukuro is Kurosaki Ichigo's cousin, who he and his family haven't seen since Grandpa Rin's funeral. He is liked by all of Ichigo's Nakama and even his sisters. He came by to pay a visit, only for Ichigo to be irrationally angry with him, and even toss his cousin into a window.
 * A very friendly person, who always visits many pantheons unexpectedly. He seems to make a new friend in every pantheon during every time he visits. Oddly enough, despite being such a friendly person, there are many who are wary of him, especially in the Mentalism Pantheon.
 * But why is that so? Why did the Main House insert him into this pantheon? Why did they give him the title God of Fake Memories?
 * They are acting really weird...
 * For some reason Lelouch got really angry at him the last time he got a visit from Shukuro, who avoids him because he doesn't want Lelouch to get irrationally angry at him again. When Lelouch was asked to comment on this, he simply said that he's "Done this little dance before", whatever that means.
 * In the same vein, William Spears and Grell Sutcliff ran him right out of the Life and Death Pantheon when he came to congratulate them on becoming members. William's only comment was "I won't associate with a leech who alters memories to his benefit", despite the fact this makes no sense.

The Spy, god of Double Agents with completely indeterminable loyalties
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A butterfly knife in a circle
 * Alignment: As indeterminable as his loyalty
 * Portfolio: Paranoia Fuel, Using knives as weapons, Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, actual Back Stabs, Invisibility Cloak, French Jerk, Wicked Cultured, Magnificent Bastard, Your Mom
 * Domains: Espionage, Paranoia, Invisibility
 * Allies: Revolver Ocelot, George Smiley
 * Followers: Severus Snape, Ryoji Kaji
 * Enemies: Anybody whose mother he has seduced and sent the pictures to
 * He has a bit of a nasty habit of seducing the mothers of his enemies and sending the pictures to them in the act to the enemy in question, using it as mental warfare. Needless to say, this is an extremely effective tactic.
 * Widely regarded as one of the least trustworthy individuals of the pantheons, as befitting of his position. His catch phrase of "I never really was on your side" is a completely justified one, as countless members of the pantheon have noted.
 * Has been banned from the House Of Technology for sapping one too many inventions. Not that that stops him. Engineer is working on getting Pyro deified to keep him out.

Professor James Moriarty, God of Criminal Masterminds (The Napoleon of Crime, Jim)
 * Demigod
 * Symbols: A most curious absence of any identifying symbols
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Evil Counterpart, Deductive Reasoning, Consulting Criminal, Forehead of Doom, Breakout Villain
 * Domain: Crime, Knowledge, Secrets, Persecution
 * Allies: An untold number of villains and underlings owe a debt of gratitude to Moriarty's machinations, but he'd never let you trace them back to him.
 * Followers: See Allies.
 * Enemies: Sherlock Holmes, Sam Vimes, Hercule Poirot, and other crime-solvers
 * Moriarty's inclusion in the pantheon does not mark his acension, but rather the moment it became apparent that he'd been here all along, orchestrating crimes through a multitude of agents.
 * As the evil counterpart to Sherlock Holmes, Moriarty uses the same brilliantly logical mind to orchestrate crimes as the detective does to solve them, and shares his arch-enemy's devoted interest in the works of the House of Justice.
 * Has an aversion to waterfalls.

Miyuki-chan, Goddess of Homoerotic Dreaming
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Fetishized chesspiece
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Homoerotic Dream, Fetish Fuel, Les Yay, Cosplay
 * Domains: Love, Dream, Temptation
 * Allies: Himeko Kurusugawa & Chikane Himemiya

Patchouli Knowledge, Goddess of Hikikomori (One-Week Wizard, Patchy)
 * Theme Song: Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: One of her spell books, adorned with her Nice Hat
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Not Coming Out Of Her Room For A Century, Sickness and Poor Constitution Because Of It, Black Magic, Hot Librarian, Elemental Powers, Snarking A Lot
 * Domains: Mentalism, Knowledge, Magic
 * Allies: Sakuya Izayoi, Hong Meiling, Flandre Scarlet, Marisa Kirisame, Bayonetta, Yomiko Readman, Twilight Sparkle.
 * Not many Gods have seen Patchouli. Apparently she wasn't hiding in the Scarlet Devil Mansion again after the GUAE took over it. To this day, no one knew where she's hiding. And she sure as hell isn't coming out from it.
 * In any rare occasions she is out of her hiding place, she can also be spotted in the House of Knowledge or Magic.
 * With her deification, it would seem that the day to liberate the Scarlet Devil Mansion would not be too far away...

Onslaught, God of Literal Split Personalities
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: His helmet
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Crisis Crossovers, Dork Ages, Energy Beings, Psionics
 * Domains: Destruction, Evil, Knowledge, Mentalism, Tyranny, Wrath
 * Followers: Zetsu (Naruto)
 * With his deification, most other deities just wondered about what happened to Professor X and Magneto, knowing Onslaught's origins.

Gork/Mork, God(s) of Insane Troll Logic.
 * Greater God(s)
 * Symbol: A set of Orky wrenches
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Insane Troll Logic, low cunnin. Our Orks Are Different, Orky Know Whatz, Mad Docs, Ork "Teknologie"
 * Domains: Chaos, War, Knowledge, Orks
 * Followers: 40k Orks
 * Allies: Ghazkull, Terumi, Osaka
 * Enemies: Khorne, Nurgal, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, The Emperor of Man, Night Bringer, The Deceiver, Cyrus, Leman Russ, Vulkan, Calgar, Creed, The Tyranids.
 * Since the Orks of 40k are an entire race fueled and run by Insane Troll Logic, it was only natural that one (or both) of their gods ascended under that pretext.

Black Star, God of Massive Egotism (Center of Self-Thought, Master of All Egocentricism)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A Black Star
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Attention Whoring, Blasphemous Boasting (strange considering his god-hood), Chewing the Scenery, Ninja Skills, Large Ham.
 * Domains: Shadows, Badassness, Fearlessness, Bragging, Arrogance, Greatness, Self-Exaltation
 * Allies (Though he keeps calling them his followers): Naruto, Seto Kaiba, Bang Shishigami
 * Enemies: Anyone he determines a non-believer of his extreme greatness.
 * Considers himself above all gods in he House of Mentalism. He is determined to make sure that each and every one of them know and acknowledge this as fact.
 * Gets along rather poorly with Gilgamesh.
 * While some have let him know that they realize his greatness they are probably planning to use him and tricking him. He generally doesn't care.

Klaus Wulfenbach, Baron of Europa, Greatest of Sparks, He Who Can Do What Must Be Done
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A chess rook with wings
 * Alignment: Lawful Ambiguous
 * Portfolio: Mad Science, Much-Needed Sanity, Well-Intentioned Extremism, The Extremist Was Right, Anti-Villiany, Anti-Heroism, Peace Through Superior Firepower, Moral Ambiguity
 * Domains: Super-Technology, Law, War, Fear
 * Followers: An entire Badass Army of Super Soldiers and Humongous Mecha some of whom qualify as demigods in their own right.
 * Enemies: Anyone who endangers people under his protection, even inadvertently.

Rika Furude, Goddess of Determined Defeatist
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: A Shinto Shrine
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Determined Defeatist, Miko,, fatalists.
 * Domains: Good, Fate, Faith
 * Allies: Oyashiro-sama (bond of chain of command ), Shion Sonozaki, Naruto Uzumaki, Valvatorez, Sol Badguy, Shinji Ikari, Homura Akemi
 * Enemies: Bernkastel, Terumi, Tzeentch, Dark Link.
 * Has been working with Oyashiro-sama to reform  faith and on a plan to destroy Bernkastel. That later one involves saving the other Rikas. Each successful save gradually weakens her power as
 * Made an alliance with Valvatorez and Sol Badguy as part of a plan to one day pull her friend out of The Fallen. They agreed, believing that all who are genuinely repentant deserve a second chance, even if they have to work off their sins first to do so.

Makoto Nanaya, Goddess of Friendship Beyond Races (Nanaya)
 * Theme Song: Alexandrite
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: An acorn, in the center of her emblem which look like the World Tree
 * Alignment: Neutral Good... on a good day. Chaotic Neutral at worst.
 * Portfolio: Undying Loyalty To Those She's Friends Of, Races Be Damned, Cute Bruiser, Fun Personified, Hyperactivity, Squirrel Girl, Sexy Outfits, Big Fluffy Tail
 * Domains: Friendship, Combat, Good
 * Allies: Noel Vermillion and Tsubaki Yayoi, Squirrel Girl, Commander Shepard, Jeremiah Gottwald, Edward Elric
 * Enemies: Terumi Yuuki, Relius Clover, Dr. Doom, Argath Thadalfus
 * One of the beings in the Pantheon said to be immune towards whatever Terumi's planning. Relius continue to be some sort of 'weak point', though.
 * Upon deification, Makoto has made it clear that anyone that tries to harm Noel and Tsubaki will be personally hunted by her and be delivered a brutal death. She does thanks Ed for snatching Tsubaki away from the GUAE, meaning, she wouldn't have to beat down any of the GUAG members trying to kill her.
 * Best buds with Squirrel Girl, Makoto once joined forces with her in an effort to beat up Dr. Doom, it ends with success and now Doom hates her too. She also idolizes Commander Shepard for befriending and possibly romancing many many non-human teammates. An inspiration, she says.
 * There was once an event when she passed on the Disgraces, Argath taunts her for not only her race, but also her 'commoner' status. Makoto responded by punching him so hard to the moon, he destroys it.

Itachi Uchiha, The destroyer of plans
 * Theme Song: Many Nights
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: His Mangekyou Sharingan
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Foiling plans, defeating opponents in merely minutes, Aloof Big Brother, Anti-Villain, Broken Ace, using crows as illusions, using Tsukiyomi,
 * Domains: Ninjustu, War, Strategy
 * Allies: Naruto Uzumaki, Byakuya Kuchiki, Ragna The Bloodedge, Amaterasu,
 * Enemies: Terumi Yuuki, Tobi, Orochimaru, Aizen Sousuke
 * Realizing that Sasuke is in the GUAE, he insists that he must set things right with him, with the latter's plans of killing the GUAG even though he messed him up already.
 * Often trains with Byakuya Kuchiki,
 * Surprisingly good friends with Ragna due to the fact that they have similar hardships and crazy little brothers who only behave differently in their presence. At least Itachi's not the only one with a Crazy Jerkass brother. Interestingly, their common enemies tend to be Snake themed.
 * Is rumored to be even better than Aizen in illusions. However, it hasn't been confirmed yet.