Indo-European Alien Language/Playing With

Basic Trope: An alien language is grammatically almost identical to the language of the target audience
 * Straight:
 * Exaggerated:
 * Justified:
 * Inverted:
 * Subverted:
 * Double Subverted:
 * Parodied:
 * Deconstructed:
 * Reconstructed:
 * Zig-Zagged:
 * Averted:
 * Enforced:
 * Lampshaded:
 * Invoked:
 * Defied:
 * Discussed:
 * Conversed:
 * Played For Laughs:
 * Played For Drama: