Templar, Arizona/YMMV

"Arthur: I've been sincere for years, eight or nine. And I just don't see people like you. I'm so pleased!
 * Big Beautiful Woman: Even if you're into large girls (not everyone is), Reagan's personality is evocative of Roseanne Barr's rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner... crude and rather painful to experience.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: See: the quote and photo attached to this page, and the payoff of "Intermission: The Sincerists":

Hazel: AR-THUR!

Arthur: I would probably fuck you, but your face is atrocious. And there's that odor. Do you wash?

Hazel: ...Yes.

Arthur: Would not have guessed.

Hazel: Th. Thank you for your honesty.

Arthur: Mm. Can you get the check? I don't feel like paying."


 * Internet Backdraft: the cover of chapter three caused considerable amounts of this because it had the audacity to be bedecked with a naked man.
 * Who was it that said that line about Frankenstein, "It was met with universally hateful reviews upon publication because the author had the unbelivable gall to be a woman"?