Trigun/Funny

"Vash: AHAHAHAHA! HEY LADY WHATCHA WAITIN FOR, FILL ER UP!
 * In the manga, Wolfwood looked like he was dying, and Vash was all like "DOOOOOOON'T DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and Wolfwood was stating that he was only going to sleep.
 * The Big Lipped Alligator Moment with the black guy giving them the coin and asking whether they prefer fish or clams.
 * Vash's full name in the anime.
 * The episode with the drunken gunsmith. The end with Vash and the barkeeper.
 * The episode with the drunken gunsmith. The end with Vash and the barkeeper.

(Barkeeper bonks him over the head with a beer pitcher)

Vash: I mean please fill er up miss, if you wouldn't mind.

Barkeeper: That's better."

"Vash (who's drunk off his gourd): Gimme...gimme back mah gun grandma...(gets hit in the face with his gun) * THWACK!*"
 * Earlier in that same episode:

"Vash: (singing) Total slaughter... total slaughter... I won't leave a single man alive... la dee da dee daa... genocide... la dee da dee daa... an ocean of blood... let's begin the killing time.
 * And he still catches his gun!
 * Another episode, the famous "Genocide Song":

Thug 1: He's... singing?

Thug 2: What horrible lyrics!

Big Bad: Stay right where you are. He's just trying to scare you.

Vash: (sighs) I knew it wouldn't work."

"Vash: THE DEADLY DODGEBALL HEAD! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with INTENSE SUCTION! Try this at home, kids!"
 * And another episode:

"Vash: (makes a cat-face) Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt!"
 * Which brings in mind the first episode's Establishing Character Moment: the bad guy of the week is armed with a big-ass boomerang. Vash leaps over the weapon and sabotages the retraction mechanism so that it will wrap around the bad guy and squeeze him into submission.

"(starts flexing)
 * Vash, saving everyone at the end of Little Arcadia, then complains that it's the only screentime he's gotten all episode.
 * Vash's Bishie Sparkle in the second episode.

"The man who will slaughter the innocent! Does the MOST evil of evil deeds with a price of sixty billion double-dollars on his head! YES I AM THAT MAN!""

"Vash: (pointing his hand like a gun at the woman he's guarding) I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark! Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady...Bang!
 * Also, Ladies and Gentlemen, the single most epic Ship Tease of all time:

(Meryl suddenly grabs her chest, as though she just got shot, and lets out an extremely melodramatic scream)"


 * When Vash mentions his full name.
 * Most of the bar scene in Badlands Rumble, especially the part where Vash manages to steal the bullets out of everyone's guns without them noticing, and drunk Meryl.
 * And lest we forget the classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unz Lwu Y To CQ