Eureka/Funny

"Zoe: Listen... dog.
 * While Jack's driving Zoe back home in the first episode.

Jack: No, you listen, home girl...

Zoe: (pointing) No, dog!!!"

"Nathan Stark: Yes, he said "invisibling"."
 * Many of the moments in the first episode are funny. For instance, when Carter first meets Taggart he ends up in a dog kennel!
 * Fargo in dream playing... El Fargo!
 * "Who cut the blue wire?"
 * Anytime Jack and Stark snip at each other is a moment of funny.

"Jack: I just don't get it. (Behind him, Stark is suntanning)
 * While Stark was technically . It was still pretty funny to see them snip at each other again.

Stark: It's science, Carter. No one expects you to get it.

Jack: Well, if it's... (sees Stark) Put a shirt on!

Stark: Hey, this is your fantasy, not mine.

Jack: Nightmare!"

"Jack: Taggart.
 * "Purple Haze" and that's all I'm gonna say.

Taggart: Mm?

Jack: You're naked!

Taggart: Au natural.

Jack: May I ask why?

Taggart: Why not?"

"Mr. Hughes: What were you expecting, the Spanish Inquisition?
 * When Jo's first getting used to her new P.A.L.s in "Glimpse" (contacts which predict the future, essentially), Carter points out that nothing is better than a cop's normal gut instinct. He tries to demonstrate while Jo's P.A.L.s identify the funny accident which is about to befall him. She says nothing. So naturally, he gets covered in lamacoid (banana slug) juice... FUN!
 * The episode "This One Time at Space Camp…" has poor little "relationship auditor" Warren Hughes get zapped by some tech. Then he starts running around thinking he's . Warren's now reliving moments of life as if it were his!
 * Also from that episode.

Jack: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…"

"Jack: I've seen this before, with the Stay Puft Marshmallow man, and… (Jack mimes what happens next)"
 * And let's not forget.

"Grant: Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking."
 * In Crossing Over, we get this:


 * The entire 2011 Christmas special
 * Jack's cry of joy when he's told that someone has robbed the bank. Then he discovers that someone has literally robbed the bank, not something inside it.
 * Fargo walking out of a lab (that's on fire) all smiles as his left pant leg burns. Subverted slightly when he mentions as if nothing had happened to her.
 * The entire scene in "Jack of all Trades" where . Actually, that whole episode was pretty funny.