Mallrats/Funny

"I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!"
 * Brodie's steadily increasing rage about the kid on the escalator.

"Brodie: You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder*"
 * Brodie Bruce, quote machine: "I woulda made a sexy chick!"
 * Brodie's rant about being stuck in the past while walking backwards and the inevitable payoff.

"TS: You have a third nipple?
 * Jay and Silent Bob, avenging Brodie (wrongly), beat the crap out of the Easter Bunny in front of an army of children.
 * Everything involving the topless three-nippled psychic.

Brodie:*has been horribly uncomfortable through the entire scene* What are you talking about? It's as clear as day!"

"Jay: Fly fatass! Fly!"
 * Pretty much the entire gameshow sequence is one, with Brodie getting most of the best lines, frequently at the expense of Gil.
 * Any time Jay draws a blueprint, and any time they try to carry it out.

"Various: What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"
 * Shannon Hamilton tried to screw someplace very uncomfortable once.


 * Everybody but poor Willam black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.