Demetri Martin/Funny

"Will: Panchos, chasm, other previous jokes, fortnight, fortnight! Fort--n--ight."
 * During Will Forte's soulful solos in "Personal Information Waltz," Demetri himself can't help but break into laughter.
 * Also in "Personal Information Waltz,"


 * From his stand-up special "Person": "I wanna put stickers on turtles! I don't know why!"
 * "When someone shows you photos of their kid, what they don't want to hear is 'Oh yeah, I got some photos of your kid too.'"
 * "If I owned a bookstore, I'd make the Mystery section really hard to find."