XSGCOM/Funny

"'Okay so here's my idea' O'Neill began, leaning in so nobody but Teal'c could overhear. 'You start wearing an expensive, but unconvincing toupee, make out with resident alien babe Anise and then they'll start calling you Kirk instead' he advised in as serious a tone as he could muster."
 * When Caldwell complains to O'Neill about Earth new ship being called Enterprise and the crew calling him Picard.