Rock-a-Doodle/Funny

"Duke: If I kill my nephew would that be murder or charity?"
 * I ask you, what could be funnier than a rooster Elvis impersonator?
 * Mabye a dog that can't tie his shoes?
 * TWIDDLY-DEE! (Twiddly-dee!) They're running out! (They're running out!) They're running out of batteries! (Of batteries!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NO BATTERIES!
 * The following gem: