Gladiator (film)/Funny

"Maximus: To my son, keep your back straight when he's riding his horse. To my wife..... that is none of your business."
 * The Colosseum announcer's wig. That is all.
 * When Maximus is looking at the dolls of his wife and son. Juba approaches and asks what he is telling them.


 * "You sold me a pair of queer giraffes."
 * Proximo to his caravan: "Come on! How long does it take to get into my own house!"