I'm Not There/YMMV

"News Reporter: Mr Quinn! Have you got a word for your fans?
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Many of Jude Quinn's lines.

Jude: Astronaut."


 * "Would you ask The Beatles that?!"
 * "She has the sweetest little pussy."
 * "I'm the asshole, right?! Because I'm the only one with any balls."