Punctuation Shaker/Quotes

""I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm...cookies!'""

- Dawn, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, on how to pronounce the demon M'Fashnik's name.

"All apostrophes in the middle of fantasy names are now to be pronounced "boing.""

- Evil Overlady Issendai

""Nothin'g sa'ys q'uality fantas'y l'ike misuse'd apos'tro'phes.""

- James D. Nicoll

""I'm just saying, it could have a cool spelling, with apostropes. Apostrophes are cool.""

- Anonymous evil cultist, Exterminatus Now