The Cat in the Hat/WMG

the cat is a time lord
well obivously

the cat is a pedophile
maybe maybe not

the cat is a Complete Monster
well he does seem antagonistic not thats not explored but here are a few hints
 * he wants to kill nevins not because he,s a dog but because he wants to
 * he,s a psychopath
 * heres another reason he wants to form a five bad band
 * cat of course is the Big Bad
 * conrad is The Dragon
 * sally is the Evil Genius
 * the things are The Brute
 * and the fish is The Dark Chick