I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space/WMG

The pirates meet when they were in a mental asylum.
Everyone but Alice were inmates Alice was a maintenance worker living a boring life. When the girls escaped to become pirates Alice when with them to brake the boredom. The ship might have belonged to one of Alice's Moms who is no longer with us thats way she is the only one that seams to care about it. Janet was made Caption becouse she organized the escape plan. Dr. Wendy really wanted to become a doctor but did somthing to get herself locked up before graduating.

Red Shirt guy has a death note.
He is engineering all the crew to die, and faking being the nordic wimp he is.

The title Lesbians Going Down explains how they will win.
Distracted by the Sexy anyone?

The Intergalactic Justice Force will find the moon
They will be intending to lay a trap for the pirates when they come for the moon, but instead they'll end up leading them to it.