Does Not Understand Sarcasm/Quotes

"Goku: Are you okay in there?

Vegeta: Yeah, I'm fan-[bleep]-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream here.

Goku: Oh, really? Can I come in too!

Vegeta: ... I'm Surrounded by Idiots.

Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!

Vegeta: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

- Dragon Ball Abridged

"sarchasm: n. The giant gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it."

- Bumper sticker slogan

"Raditz: Now, disregarding the Namekian I-

Goku: Uh-uh, Yoshi.

Piccolo: I'm not a God damned Yoshi!

Goku: But you said you were.

Piccolo: It's called sarcasm!

Goku: What's that taste like?

Piccolo: Damnit, Goku!"

- Dragon Ball Abridged

"OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot

Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil

When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself

So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes

"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw""

"So I did."

- Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque