Ridiculous Future Inflation/Quotes

""$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 -- by which time it will be worth nothing.""

- Lazarus Long, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

"Elbonian carrying a Huge Bag of money: Is this enough for a small?

Bartender: A minute ago, yes, but now it costs a hundred times more.

Elbonian: [Smothers bartender to death with said bag of money] Problem solved."

- Dilbert