Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff/Funny

"What ailment?"
 * It's hard to pick one scene from "Lamb The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore. However, the origin of the word "Judo" is at the top of the list.
 * Josh healing a little girl's hand and then showing her how to give the finger to a Roman soldier.
 * "I could heal that ailment for you..."
 * Sea turtles.
 * Biff's mother being 'plagued by demons'.