Penny Arcade Dungeons and Dragons Podcast/Funny

"Wil: You guys, I saw a lot of necromancers when I was in Hell.
 * The second PAX game was outrageous.

Scott: When you were in 'Nam?

Jerry: Not Nam, Hell!

Wil: Nam was hell. "Necromancers are dicks, you guys. Necromancers are dicks." Aeofel just stares off, the wings beating beneath him, his silvery hair blowing out behind him, a thousand-square stare in his eyes. He feels nostalgia as a standard action. A single tear falls from his perfectly black, orbular eye, and turns into a diamond as the wind catches it and carries it away."