Deadpool/Characters

Aside from moi, my series is a home for lesser known, but still pretty awesome people. Not as awesome as me, of course, but honestly, who is?

Althea / Blind 'Al' Alfred
Tropes:
 * The Atoner: Seems like she pushed me in the right direction because she wanted to atone for bad things she did in her past.
 * Cool Old Lady
 * Dark and Troubled Past: See above.
 * Handicapped Badass: "Blind" isn't just a nickname.
 * Laxative Prank: Oh, I remember the time she pulled that on me...
 * Mysterious Past: Something-something British Intelligence, something-something WWII, something-something a bright young American lad...
 * Parental Substitute
 * Sole Survivor: I got paid to kill her in Zaire, but I decided to kill everyone but her.
 * Stockholm Syndrome: She didn't even want to leave when I finally let her go. Not that I asked her.

Jack Hammer / Weasel
Tropes:
 * Extreme Doormat: Sometimes even I wonder why he keeps coming back.
 * Gadgeteer Genius
 * Geek Physiques
 * Nerd Glasses
 * Punny Name
 * The Starscream: Usually I would off him, but he's just too useful.
 * With Friends Like These...: Don't let his geeky appearance fool you, over the years he's screwed me over just as much as I screwed him.

Deadpool Corp
Tropes applying to the whole group :
 * Alternate Self: a whole team of alternate me!
 * The Chosen One: yeah, the Contemplator choosed us to save the Universe. Finally, someone recognize our value...

Lady Deadpool

 * Ms. Fanservice: at least when she keeps her mask on.
 * Screw Yourself: I kinda tried that with her we first met. But it was weird, even for us, and I really don't want to talk about it...
 * Tomboyish Ponytail
 * Tomboyish Ponytail

Kidpool

 * Laser Blade: his favourite weapon.

Headpool

 * Oracular Head
 * Our Zombies Are Different

Dogpool

 * Team Pet
 * The Unintelligible: well, he is a dog, what did you expect ?