Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell/Funny

"Grim: Thanks Sam, I'd really like to see what dirty laundry.
 * Sam's interrogation techniques are often funnier than they have any right to be. Same thing with his victims.
 * At the end of Pandora Tomorrow, Sam
 * In Chaos Theory, there's a bonus objective where you have to hack some cameras so that Grim can keep an eye on the bad guys after you leave.

Sam: Augh.

Grim: What?

Sam: Laundry. I completely forgot."

"I was on a plane going to London, and I asked for a coffee. And I heard someone go Sam Fisher, and I'm going, what? And I look up and there's this guy in an undone three piece suit going, You're Sam Fisher, and I went, No, I'm...I'm, wait a second I guess I am.
 * Michael Ironside did a interview on Double Agent and had a couple of funny lines.

Sam Fisher could have been very two dimensional. He could have been very flat, cardboard, finish him...squiiick."

"Vic: My kids never draw me pictures or write or anything.
 * How about this conversation from Sam's Navy SEAL days?

SEAL: They don't write 'cause you can't read, man.

Vic: Laugh it up. But when I get out of here-

Sam: You're going to kindergarten?

SEAL: You know I hear that they've got entrance exams in kindergarten now, Sam... I dunno if Vic's gonna make it in."

"Sam:"
 * Sam needs someone to stay where they are without killing them in Conviction. ("SECURE") How does he do it?


 * In Conviction, taking a hostage near a wall will give Sam the option of smashing their head into it. Smash an enemy's head into a light switch and it will turn the light off. Bonus funny points if Sam's randomly chosen comment is "Lights out".
 * Another of his Bond One Liners after a wall smash: "Yeah, you'll definitely have to pay for sex now."