Iron Man: Armored Adventures/Funny

"Reporter: Iron Man! Do you have a few words for the press?
 * The two-part premiere has some gems, such as:

Iron Man: Yeah. I've got boot jets, and you don't. *flies away from copters at top speed*"

"Pepper: That's just embarrassing! Maybe you should just let them catch you instead."
 * "Rhodey, I won't lie to you... I'm not in the bathroom."
 * The entirety of the episode Don't Worry, Be Happy. The episode itself runs on Rule of Funny, from the moment Happy dons the suit, to the end where he 
 * "You have 47 new messages." "Scary thing it, it's probably all one long message."
 * In the episode Extremis, Tony goes up against Mallen, whose biological structure is so different that the genius can't get a read on it. "Great. Can this get any worse? DON'T ANSWER THAT, COMPUTER."
 * Tony insisting to Rhodey that he did NOT install roller skates in the armor, they're actually "Electro Static Energy Racers" that he's using to escape from the police. Sure they are, Tony.

"Tony: Pepper never walks me out...
 * Tony's irritation when Pepper takes it upon herself to walk Gene out... And Rhodey's consequent response.

Rhodey: You live here, idiot!"

"Tony: I'll suit up and see what I can do.
 * "Somebody's jealooooooous!"
 * Pepper and the Panda costume in "Seeing Red."

Pepper: I'll suit up and let the air out of the opposing basketball team's tires! (Tony and Rhodey stare at her) What?"

"Tony: I just got jacked by... Robin Hood?!"
 * Ep4, After Tony makes a lame pun regarding his suit. "Dude, that was terrible."
 * Tony meeting Hawkeye in "The Hawk And Spider."

""Rhodey, make Pepper stop mocking me."
 * Pepper trying to wake a comatose Mandarin by climbing his armor, sitting on his shoulders and pounding his helmet with her fists.
 * From episode 3:

"... Nope!""

""You don't have that much money. Good luck with your head.""
 * In Designed Only For Chaos, AIM's leader commands the Ghost to take out Iron Man. His reponse? He laughs.