Scooby-Doo Hoax/Quotes

""Is there a phantom in the mall?

Folks are bound to ask.

Is he the phantom of the mall?

Or just some retard in a broken hockey mask?""

- Phantom Of The Mall: Erik's Revenge, theme song

""If Scooby Doo has taught me anything, it's that there's nothing to be afraid of except crooked real estate developers.""

- Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

""Nine times out of ten, there's a human perpetrator.""

- Will Grimm, The Brothers Grimm