The Runaway Guys/Quotes

Please keep it restricted to the most memorable or recurrent quotes.

""Doh, I missed!""

- EVERYONE, whenever they miss something.

""To the left, to the left, to the left...""

- Chuggaaconroy and often others, whenever they have to go left...

"Proton Jon: Hey Chuggaaconroy...

Chugga: Yes?

Jon: Do you like parties?

Chugga: Why, yes, I do.

Jon: How about Mario Parties?

Chugga: ...Maybe.

Jon: You're not quite sure on that one?

Chugga: Not quite.

Nintendo Capri Sun: Well, I am.

Jon: Who are you?"

- First 30 seconds of their Mario Party LP

"Proton Jon: How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?

Chuggaa: ...I feel like strangling a puppy!

Proton Jon: SO DO I!"

- Soon after (20 Minutes Later)

"Chuggaaconroy: Hey, Jon! Hey, Jon! Don't Eat The Mushroom!

(not even two turns later)

Jon: Hey Chugga! Don't eat the mushroom!"

- Chuggaa has been waiting to do that joke, and then Jon nails him with Laser-Guided Karma shortly afterward.

"Chuggaa: And you say I'm racist!

Proton Jon: Ra- How is that racist!? It's a dinosaur!

Chuggaa: Dinosaurs are people too, you know!

Proton Jon: No, they're not! They're dinosaurs! That's why they're called dinosaurs!"

- Chugga and Jon discuss Yoshi rights.

"Jon: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"

- Proton Jon, getting screwed over by Mario Party. Multiple times.

"Proton Jon: "Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer--which is actually a fat man with a German Voice Actor--and the dinosaur, and the monkey with a tie, and the Italian plumber, as they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play. Amen."

- Proton Jon's epic prayer coming into Bowser's Magma Mountain.

""So Bowser, I hate to tell you this, but... your test results came back positive... positive for communism."

(later)

Jon: See, this is why Communism never works.

Chugga: Exactly.

Jon: Because of Chance Time."

- Jon and Chuggaa discussing Bowser Revolution and Chance Time

"Chuggaaconroy: I, Chuggaa, am going to be Mario!

Nintendo Capri Sun: I will be Luigi, because I'm greeeeeen!

Josh Jepson: I'm going to be Yellow Toad, and I'll be the best Yellow Toad you've ever seen!

Proton Jon: And I'll be leaving, thank you. *hits B and Blue Toad runs offscreen*"

- Character selection in New Super Mario Bros Wii

"Chugga: Meet Josh Jepson!

Josh Jepson: Oh my God...

Chugga: His boy Chugga!

NCS: Oh my God...

Chugga: Daughter Johnny!

Proton Jon: F You...

Chugga: Tim, his wife!

NCS: WHAT?! WHAT? NO! NO!

Jon: You need so much mental help it's not even funny."

- Chuggaaconroy sings the intro and catches everyone off-guard.

"Jon: Bye guys!"

- Proton Jon while running ahead of everyone.

"Proton Jon: *singing* "I am an asshole! I am an asshole! I am such an asshole! Look at me~!""

- Jon, when he's a Troll

"Josh Jepson: "Hey everybody, it's Josh Jepson!"

Chuggaaconroy: "Howdy folks, it's Chuggaaconroy!"

Nintendo Capri Sun: "Hey, this is Nintendo Capri Sun, but you knew that already."

Proton Jon: "I want a catchphrase to steal too...""

- Another intro Crossover

"Chuggaa: I'd say I trooped through it.

Jon: Like Steve?

Chugga: NO!! HE FOUND A WAY TO KILL ME IN THE END!

Jon: I can't kill him in the game, but I can kill him internally!"

- At the end of the game, refrencing how Jon tried and failed to make Chugga lose all his lives and use a continue.

"Jon *with Chugga sobbing in the background* I love how Falcon's like, MAJESTIC. And Olimar and Steve are just like, what the heck is he doing? Olimar's like, "Hey Steve, this guy is really weird man. Should we hang out with him?" And Steve's all like, "I don't know, that Chuggaaconroy guy, I don't think he's playing as Steve this time, it's really weird.""

- Jon exploiting Chuggaa's Berserk Button

"Jon: Mike Hawke?

Chugga: Mike Hawke.

Jon: Really?! Really?!

Chugga: *Starts laughing.*

Jon: You know what? No. No! We're stopping this here. Get out of my house!

Chugga and Tim: *Laughing.*

Chugga: Okay, fine.

Jon: Seriously, get out of my house.

Chugga: Okay, fine. Sayanora on your smelly country. *Leaves.*

Tim: Oh, goodness. He's...


 * Chugga mumbling outside the room.*

Jon: That was easier than I thought it was going to be.

Tim: Wow.

Jon: Well, on that note, have a good night guys.

Tim: Good night.

Jon: This is... Proton Jon and Nintendo Capri Sun counting out the episode cause apparently Chugga just... kicked himself out of my house for me.

Tim: Yup!

Jon: That's the nicest thing any guest could ever do."

- Ending to Episode 11 of Super Smash Bros.

"Jon: [In his 'Captain Falcon' voice] Captain Falcon has returned! I'm sorry, I had to go use the washroom. It takes awhile to--

NCS: In the washroom!"

"Jon: TIIIIIIIM!!!"

- Jon's frequent reaction to NCS's abuse of being first player in Episode 15 of Subspace Emissary.

"NCS: (Reading the translation of Brawl's main theme) 'Now that person stands at my side'. If only we had a camera!

Jon: As they hug each other.

Chugga: Group hug!

Jon: Nooo! Arrrgh, not again!"

- All of them, at the end of Subspace Emissary

"Jon: Ike is dead! You guys are dicks!"

- Jon, once his main is Killed Off for Real.

"Chugga: Onto our fourth project in the time that it's taken Jon to make five videos!

Jon: YOU ARE A DICK."

- The intro to Mario Party 2.

"Tim: "Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Chugga: "What else can you do, Tim?!"

Jon: "I am impressed, good sir!""

- Tim becomes the announcer in their Super Smash Bros filler video.

"Jon: "I am the strongest of the Guys! I RUN AWAY THE MOST!""

- Jon proves himself as The Ace

"Chugga: Mario's in kind of a weird pose, like [Mario voice] "Merry Christmas!"

Jon: [Mario voice] Merry Christmas, everybody! Welcome to SPACE!

Chugga: This is a black Christmas, not a White Christmas.

Jon: [singing] I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the one I used to know... where the space-tops glisten, and space-children listen to hear... Mario at the show... oh woah... ...woah... ehhh."

- Jon singing a Space X song.