Hudson Hawk/Funny

""The good news is, you will be completely unparalyzed in about 2 minutes. The bad news is, that only gives you 5 seconds to defuse the bombs."
 * "Bunny! Ball-ball!" Cue small dog being shot out of a window over a cliff.
 * "STOP HELPING ME!"
 * "How's my driving? Call 1-800-I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!"
 * The cherry on top is Hawk's reaction to it as he rides by: "Cesar, Anthony? (another large explosion for no reason) You okay?"
 * Don't forget the part where, whilst lying on a stretcher being dragged down the highway, Hawk catches a discarded cigarette and, after taking a single puff, discards it with a disgusted mutter of "Ugh, menthol."
 * "Hey mister, are you gonna die?"
 * "Tollbooth!? ...Exact change?!?!"
 * The entire Curare dart scene. Just...everything about it.

"Bombs?""

""Maybe it's a dud?""
 * Just before the bomb on his forehead goes off, Snickers gets in a last request:

"Hudson Hawk: Those better be tears you're crying, Tommy.
 * "Suck on that, you sinfully indulgent scumsicle!"
 * The fact that the Mayflowers have absolutely no fucks to give about being Card-Carrying Villain s.
 * "Gooooood, Yogi."
 * "I feel like a dolphin that's never tasted melted snow" and everything else about Anna's fake drug trip.
 * The ambulance containing the mob guys exploding for no other reason than it just did.
 * Guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July!
 * "Swinging on a Star" and "Side by Side" are both awesomely performed while subsequently robbing a museum and blowing up a castle.
 * "I want to be treated like an adult." "Sure." "Now go to your room. (nose flick, complete with goofy sound effect)
 * Butterfinger trying to order French fries...in Italy.
 * Hawk's reaction to the Mayflowers saying "don't hurt him."
 * Hawk's first meeting with the Marios. "Were you not New Jersey's third largest crime family, I'd tell you to kiss my ass. However, given your status, I will say: Slurp my butt."
 * When Hudson finds out that Anna is a nun.

Tommy Five-Tone: [laughing and trying not to show it] They are!"

"Tommy: What do you want to do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Broadway tix? Seduce women? Play Nintendo? Bone some chicks?
 * "So, when's this Sebastian Cabot Buckingham Palace-looking butler-head motherfucker getting here?"
 * "You come back here without your little Cub Scout army, and I'll kick your Centrally-Intelligent Ass up one side of the piazza and down the other!"
 * Followed by an Offhand Backhand right into Kit Kat's face.
 * "God, I miss Communism! The Red Threat, people were scared, the Agency had some respect... and I got laid every night."
 * Eddie jumping off the roof and falling through a Plot Hole to land on a recliner in his parole officer's apartment.
 * Eddie's been in jail too long.

Eddie: What's Nintendo?"

"Guard 1: 673 "Wong"s in the phone book.
 * Brick Joke: "Will you play Nintendo with me?"
 * The two-liner by the guards in the art house.

Guard 2: Hell of a lot of Wong numbers.

Guard 1: Look up "Chin.""

"Mother: Courtney, stop it, you're embarrassing your country!"
 * The weird girl with Pooky the Elephant.

"Hudson: Is looking like a constipated warthog a prerequisite for a job in the art community?
 * Hawk's gaffes with Anna.

Anna: Some of us warthogs are less constipated than others."