I Need You to Shut Up



"I need-" "I need... I need you to shut up!

An old gag dating back to the Looney Tunes days. A character will state that he or she needs something and another character will name off incorrect guesses as to what Character A needs until being told the trope's name.

May be punctuated with a Big "Shut Up!". See also Stop Helping Me! and Lame Comeback.

Film

 * A variant from the Doom movie, in which Sarge (The Rock) utters this several times: "Portman, you need to shut the fuck up!"

Live Action Television
"Vala: Is there anything I can do to help?
 * The Doctor Who episode "The Christmas Invasion" is the Trope Namer, though not its originator.
 * And as the page image indicates, Eleven can get a bit tetchy if people talk while he's thinking.
 * Ten also got frustrated when too many people were talking during Fear Her, and shouted "Fingers on lips!". He then stared pointedly at everybody present until they complied, including Rose.
 * A variant in Stargate SG-1

Daniel: Yes, yes there is. Go over to that panel on the other side of the room.

Vala: Okay, now what?

Daniel: Now stay there, don't touch anything, and shut the hell up!"

"Sherlock: Anderson, shut up.
 * Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: After the brainwashsed Green Ranger tears apart the Command Centre, Billy is busy trying to repair it while Alpha keeps Ai-yi-yi-ing. Zack reminds Alpha that Billy's trying to concentrate.
 * The newest Sherlock goes as far as to order everyone at a crime scene to stop talking and one police officer who particularly annoys him to look at the wall instead of Sherlock.

Anderson: I didn't say anything.

Sherlock: You're thinking. It's annoying."

Video Games

 * In Brutal Legend, when Lars confronts General Lionwhyte for enslaving the rest of humanity. "Lionwhyte, the time has come... for you to SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Western Animation
"Yue: Why is he sitting like that?
 * Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Katara: He's meditating. He's trying to cross over into the Spirit World. It takes all his concentration.

Yue: Is there any way we can help?

Aang: How about some quiet?! Come on, guys, I can hear every word you're saying!"

"Applejack: What do you think she's makin'?
 * In the My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic episode "Suited For Success", Rarity pulls an indirect version after Applejack and Twilight Sparkle have a little back-and-forth. Twilight even mentions that they should be quiet beforehand.

Twilight: Looks like a dress.

Applejack: Well, that makes sense, since this is a dress-makin' shop and all.

Rarity: *irritated, but trying not to show it* Is there something I can help you with?"


 * Played directly in the episode "It's About Time", when Twilight Sparkle arrives from the future and has to force her hoof into her present-day self's mouth to stop her constant interruptions.