Redwall the Abridged Series/Funny

"Abbot Mortimer: Why are we looking at this drawing? I know what a catapault looks like!
 * Methuselah's death. Just Methuselah's death.
 * This exchange:

Constance: We need to know how our weapons work. It's tactics.

Abbot Mortimer: I know what tick-tacks taste like!

Basil: Not tick-tacks, tac-tics! Have you gone senile?

Abbot Mortimer: You can't fool me, Basil! The Senile is a river in Egypt."

"Methuselah: Abbot! Abbot! Hey, Abbot!
 * From Episode 3:

Abbot Mortimer: What is it, Methuselah?

Methuselah: When did we get this hole in the wall?

Abbot Mortimer: It's not a hole. It's the piece of tapestry that's missing.

Methuselah: Oh. When did that happen?

Abbot Mortimer: In the last episode of this series.

Methuselah: Oh. What series?

Abbot Mortimer: Oh for the love of...!"