The Cornersville Trace Mythos/Funny

How to Get Suspended and Influence People
"Edie: Hell is only for those who believe in it.

Joe: Well, I believe in it.

Leon: Well then, off you go! I hope you remember to send us a postcard."

Pirates of the Retail Wasteland

 * "This is Andy. He's my shift supervisor, which means it's his job to look the other way when I break the rules."