Magic Pants/Quotes

""I'm as fascinated as you about that. Obviously it's got to do with the fact that otherwise we'd have a large green penis flopping around that diminish the chances of us opening in 4,000 cinemas across the country.""

- Eric Bana, when asked about the magic pants in Hulk

""Nanomachines break them down and store them until he returns to human form. I call it the "Broadcast Standards and Practices Modesty and Y-7 Rating Preserver."""

- Dwayne McDuffie, Ben 10 Alien Force, on Ben's magic clothes.

""Did his pants just grow thirty times their normal size?""

- Dragon Ball Abridged, "Dead Zone"

"Reader: I've been thinking about a great topic for about five years now. And that topic is, "Why is it that in battle manga, the bottom half of people's clothes never get destroyed?"

Oda: If they fought naked, wouldn't it kind of change the emphasis of the manga?"

- One Piece Volume 13 SBS

""Thank God his pants stayed on.""

- Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, upon witnessing his father Homer Hulking Out.

"I have no idea. I'm just glad it doesn't rip."

- Allen Walker, D.Gray-man, when asked what happens to his sleeve when he does this.

""Heh, I'd like to meet his tailor.""

- Warren Zevon, "Werewolves Of London" (song)

""Contrary to hulk's belief, his pants are the strongest thing there is.""

- Youtube Comment