Jeff Dunham/Quotes

Local flavor
"Walter: [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the entire state?"
 * Billings, Montana on the Christmas Spacial DVD:

"Peanut [reading name of city]: "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?"
 * Santa Ana, California, on Arguing with Myself

Jeff's usual response to a heckler
"Usually Walter or Peanut: Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!"