Deus Ex/Funny

"Anna: Are you sure you pressed the right button?
 * Gunther complaining to Anna Navarre about his own private conspiracy theory. Even funnier is that

Gunther: I do not make mistakes of that kind!

Anna: Your hand might have slipped.

Gunther: No, I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

Anna: The machine would not make a mistake.

Gunther: It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange!

Anna: So you think the staff has some kind of plot?

Gunther: Yes! They do it on purpose!"

": You're too late! Already I am more than human...
 * The final encounter with the

JC: Does that mean I don't get the job?"

"Jock: "Oh my god, JC, a bomb!"
 * Who could forget this exchange:

JC: "A BOMB!""

"Gunther Hermann: Eet ees a simple message I am demonstreting. Ve know vere you are going and vat you intend.
 * Disposing of Gunther:

JC Denton: And I know something about you.

Gunther Hermann: You kno you vill be defeeted.

(JC can make a failed appeal to his honor with a "gentleman's agreement", or...)

JC Denton: I know your UNATCO killphrase: "Laputan Machine."

Gunther Hermann: I am NOT a mashee---*twitch twitch*

JC Denton: Sticks and stones...

Gunther Hermann: *Ludicrous Gibs*"

"JC Denton: You're worried, Simons. We almost have a cure.
 * Snarking Walton after the above exchange:

Walton Simons: You have nothing. Even if Everett succeeds, you can't synthesize enough vaccine to stop an epidemic. You'd need a Universal Constructor, and don't think Page Industries is going to leave one lying around, not after what you did to the one in Hong Kong.

JC Denton: I was never properly trained in its operation.

Walton Simons: Laugh it up, Denton."