Time Commanders/Funny

""But Muuuuum, I'm fighting Berserkers!"
 * The combat historians are often sources of very funny helpings of ham.
 * (From the battle of Telamon): "HEY LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY BIG BARBARIAN PENIS! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!!!"
 * From the Battle of Troy, Aryeh Nusbacher falls to his knees while watching from the railing, begging for the generals to take command. "Don't ask him ask a question! Tell him what to do! Please! Tell him what to do! Please! Tell him! What! To do!"
 * A reconnaissance mission with 8 Hunnic scouts degenerates into a ancient Roman Benny Hill sketch.
 * From the Battle of Stamford Bridge, the Eagers kids had some hilarious moments:

"They're not exactly Marilyn Monroe, are they?""

""I'M SMASHING THE CHEERLEADERS!!!""
 * The team of vicars who commanded the Battle of Teutoburg Forest, incidentally one of the best teams, also had a few gems.