UnFortunate Me/YMMV

"At dinner that Friday, Brooke, Delilah, and I were waiting in line. I stepped in front of Brooke, saying, "Line jump!""
 * And the Fandom Rejoiced: Upon learning that there would be a sequel.
 * Funny Moments: The Closet Shuffle scenes.
 * Chapter 12 offers this gem:

"She went back in front of me. "Line jump!""

""Line jump!" I said, getting in front again."

""Line jump!""

""Line jump!""

""Line jump!""

"This went on for two minutes, before we both said, "Truce.""

"Delilah stepped in front of both of us while we said it, and then whispered, "Line jump.""


 * Portmanteau Couple Name: Loads.
 * Alilah for Alec/Delilah
 * Ack for Adele/Patrick
 * Milaffron for Milo/Saffron
 * Falec for Fala/Alec
 * Brorora for Brooke/Aurora
 * The Woobie: Adele when
 * Delilah, too. She doesn't have it too bad most of the time, but  In short, the girl can't catch a break.
 * Patrick in Un Lucky Me, after