Warrior Cats/Funny

Sometimes, Warrior Cats can be hilarious. These are those times.

The Original Series
"Firepaw: "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?""
 * "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.
 * In Into the Wild, after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction:


 * Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but Tigerclaw's reaction to  was hilarious.

The New Prophecy
"Tawnypelt: "Is that a WindClan warrior? Undersized specimen, isn't he?""
 * Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?"
 * The scene where Tawnypelt first meets Crowfeather.


 * The running gag about prophecy dreams coming from fresh-kill in Midnight.
 * Midnight on why she prefers talking to cats instead of foxes or rabbits: "Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit have thistledown for brain."

Power Of Three
"Jayfeather: Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them.
 * Most of what Jayfeather says in Power Of Three, but especially these:

Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery."


 * Pretty much anything Purdy says.
 * Sandstorm informing everyone that when she becomes an elder, she'll be the crankiest elder who ever lived.

Omen Of The Stars
"Snowdrop: "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it.""
 * In The Fourth Apprentice, when Snowdrop is scaring away all the prey.

"Blackstar: "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
 * Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick.
 * When the cats return to ShadowClan camp.

Lionblaze: "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?""

"Lionblaze: "So we're more than friends?"
 * In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
 * Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.
 * Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt.
 * In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.

Cinderheart: "Mousebrain.""

"Kit: "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?"
 * Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
 * More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness:

Ivypaw: "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly.""

"Blackstar: "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet.""
 * Ivypaw talks with Blackstar.

"Dovepaw: "Do you know Ivypaw?"
 * When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart:

Tigerheart: "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?""

"Yellowfang: "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot.""
 * Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's Exposition Fairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says:

"Dustpelt: "For StarClan's sake, get down. Haven't we got enough trouble with WindClan?""
 * In The Forgotten Warrior, when ThunderClan is fighting a group of WindClan cats in the tunnels, Dovewing accidentally attacks Dustpelt.

Expanded Universe
"WindClan Warrior: "I hope he gets better in time to jump into the gorge!""
 * In Code of the Clans, during the code about the vigil:

"Squirrelflight: "Jump up onto high rock and pretend to be Clan Leader!"
 * Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night.

Squirrelflight: "If you hear anything, shout 'Who's there?'. Even if it's just a warrior making dirt, better safe than sorry.""

"Random Girl: "It's a real live ship's cat!""
 * Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of Tigerstar & Sasha: Into The Woods.
 * In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship.

"Barley: "You were gone for a while. Everything okay?"
 * In Ravenpaw's Path: Shattered Peace, the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.

Ravenpaw: "Yeth. Everything'th fine."

Barley: "Are you talking funny?"

Ravenpaw: "No."

Barley: "Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you're talking a little-"

Ravenpaw: "No. Eat your mousth.""

"Bluestar: "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?"
 * Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in Firestar's Quest:

Firestar: "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?""

"Leafstar: "He said SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive."
 * In Warrior's Refuge, the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious".
 * SkyClan's Destiny has plenty.

Echosong: "Maybe we should eat roots?""

"Leafstar: "Does anyone have any suggestions?"
 * One funny scene takes place at the gathering.

Lichenfur: "How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?""

"Warrior #1: "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!"
 * In Bluestar's Prophecy, it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace.
 * In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment.

Warrior #2: "Careful! All that fluff might choke you!""

"Tiny: "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I caught a fox and ate it!""
 * At the beginning of Rise of Scourge, Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing Blatant Lies.

"Rock: According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave."
 * In Cats of the Clans, Rock mocks tribe naming conventions.

"Billystorm: Ahem, Sol, don't you have a patrol to go on?
 * Tiny's imagine spot in The Rise of Scourge when he lies about defeating a dog. It involves him and the dog fighting in a dust ball and hilarious Art Shift.
 * When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to
 * In After The Flood, take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to
 * Billystorm trying to hint to Sol that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar:

Sol: Not that I know of. Why? Do you want to lead one?"