Supernatural (Anime)/Quotes

"Sam: "ACDC? Sabbath? Metallica? It's like 'The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock.'"

Dean: "House rules, Sammy: driver picks the music--shotgun shuts his cakehole.""

- Supernatural, "Pilot"

""I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!!""

- Dean Winchester, "Scarecrow"

""Your dad? He's in here with me - trapped inside his own meat suit. He says "hi"\x9D, by the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood.""

- Azazel-as-John, "Devil's Trap"

""I full-on Swayze'd that mother!""

- Dean Winchester, "In My Time of Dying"

""WWBD: What Would Buffy Do?""

- Ed Zenkman, "Hell House"

""Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?""

- Dean Winchester, "What Is and What Should Never Be"

""Is there garlic on this pizza?""

- Dracula Fan Boy Shapeshifter, "Monster Movie"

""You sound like a whiny brat. No, you sound like your dad.""

- Bobby Singer, "Lucifer Rising"

""This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.""

- Castiel learning how to use a cell phone, "The End"

"Sam: Why? Why tell us anything?

(Demon) Crowley: [pointing the Colt at Dean] I want you, to take this thing to Lucifer, and empty it into his face.

Dean: Uh-huh. Okay, and why, exactly would *you* want the Devil dead?

Crowley: [putting the Colt down] It's called survival. But I forgot, you two at best are functional morons.

Dean: Yeah, you're functioning morons..."

- "Abandon All Hope"

"They are broken! Flawed! Abortions!

Damn right they’re flawed. But a lot of them try. To do better. To forgive. And you should see the spearmint rhino."

-, "Hammer Of The Gods"

""What are you, the Hamburglar?""

- Dean, "My Bloody Valentine"

"Andy: You get visions... of people about to die? [Sam nods] ... That's impossible.

Sam: A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.

Andy: [pause] But death visions? Dude, that sucks."

- "Simon Said"

"Dean: REO Speedwagon?

Jo: Damn right, REO. Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart.

Dean: [smirking] He sings it from the hair. There's a difference."

- "Simon Said"

"Castiel (staring at the t.v.): It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter (Sam and Dean look from up their work) why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?

Dean: You're watching porn? Why?

Castiel (still staring): It was there.

Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes, and you don't...talk about it! Just turn it off. (Castiel looks down at his body, surprised) Oh, now he's got a boner.

Later...


 * This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?

Castiel (deadpan, eyes still glued to the screen): We're not supposed to talk about it."

- "Caged Heat"

"What are you doing here?

I want to help you help me help ourselves.

Speak plain.

I want to discuss a simple business transaction, that's all."

- "The Man Who Would Be King"

"Castiel: I'm going to find God.

Dean: God?

Castiel: yes.

Dean: God?

Castiel: yes. He's not in heaven; he has to be somewhere.

Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.

Castiel: (deadpan, looking slightly confused) No, he's not on any flatbread."

- "Good God, Y'all"

"Dean: Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Sam: Which time?"

- "Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie"