Fullmetal Lol/YMMV

"Ed (to Roy): Has anyone ever told you that you look like Sasuke and Link's lovechild?"
 * Acceptable Targets: Alcoholics, Asians, gays/very gender-confused people, and senile old people. Then again, it's freakin' hilarious!
 * Alternate Character Interpretation: A lot of this is used in the story, actually, particularly with Royai.
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: Chapter 21 where Roy got a sex change. Luckily, the author wasn't serious about it.
 * Crazy Awesome: Allow me to explain; it's crazy because it's a Crack Fic about a drunken alchemist and his brother searching for the Internet after a failed attempt to revive Batman. Also crazy are the characters within the work. Said craziness is what makes this whole thing awesome.
 * Crosses the Line Twice: Too many times to count, but this fic does it. A lot.
 * Crossover Ship: Alluded to by Ed once


 * Designated Hero: Edward Elric, but then, to expect a protagonist of a crack fic to be taken seriously is something of a stretch.
 * Nightmare Fuel: Selim may count. Also,  gets some points too.
 * This Is Fullmetal Alchemist on Crack
 * The Woobie: Poor, poor Jean Havoc...
 * Then there's poor Chuppie.
 * Alphonse. Just Alphonse. Give him a hug, now.
 * Ed's liver. It must be hard to have that job...