Machete/Funny

"Clueless Mook: Hey, who are you?
 * Machete jabbing a mook in the neck with a thermometer = not funny. Whole house explodes and mook is hurled outside burning = not funny. Thermometer still in mook's neck and going up till it's all red = funny.
 * One of Booth's security guards, confronted for the second time by Machete wielding a weaponized weedwhacker, immediately says "I quit," hands his gun to Machete, and walks away. Possibly he is the smartest Mook in the history of fiction.
 * This is after that Mook, alongside a more cluelees Mook, allowed Machete to visit Booth's home earlier in the movie:

Machete (holding up a mean pick axe and weedwhacker): New gardener."

"Padre: It's not safe for you to be here.
 * Pretty much everything Cheech Marin says as Padre.

Machete: I'm not looking for safe.

Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!

Padre: (Makes the Sign of the Cross) I absolve you of all your sins. (gestures to the door) Now get the FUCK out!"


 * Machete don't text.
 * One of the Mexicans barging into battle was running with an ice cream cart.
 * "Machete...  "
 * Now renamed to Machete Kills Again In Space!
 * "THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN."
 * How about the scene where Machete jumps out of building using the intestines of the Mook he just disemboweled as a rope? Crosses the Line Twice indeed.
 * How about the scene where Machete jumps out of building using the intestines of the Mook he just disemboweled as a rope? Crosses the Line Twice indeed.