Overcoming the Clashing Tides/Funny

"Pyrite: *snickers* "How shall I put this? Are you so uptight because you haven't been laid yet?"
 * Just Pyrite and his antics.

Drake: O.o

Alex: "ARE YOU NUTS?! AND NO, I HAVEN'T, YOU PERV!"

'''Ashley: "OH MY ARCEUS, YOU'RE SUCH A PERVERT! KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!""

"Adult!Jet: You...
 * Jet's reaction to alternate!Cobalt getting together with alternate!Garnet and meeting one of their kids.
 * The best part is:

Teen!Jet: Knocked...

Adult!Jet: Her...

Teen!Jet: UP?!

Both: OAK!

Kyle: And this is when you run off screaming.

Royal: ...How annoying."


 * Alex's reaction to Adult!Alex and finding out that she's married to Cobalt.

"Conway: You are merely a child! You ought to listen to me!
 * Amethyst snarking at Conway.

Amethyst: And you ought to shut up."

"Conway: You're useless! You're weak!
 * Conway gets this a lot...

Drake: Screw you, I don't need the opinion of an obsessive freak."