Cinderella (Disney film)/Funny

Cinderella
"King: What title would you like?
 * The silly-looking face Lucifer makes when Lady Tremaine calls Cinderella into her room.
 * He makes another great one when looking for the mice under the teacups. Right after lifting the correct one, putting it back down, and then realizing what he just did, Lucifer does an excellent Wild Take.
 * The other face he made when one of the stepsisters scream.
 * Pretty much every scene with the king. Especially the bouncing on the bed.

Duke: Sir, she got away.

King: "She got away"? Hmm. A peculiar title, but if that's what you... (face turns red) she WHAT??"

Cinderella III
"King: I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ONE MORE STEP DOWN THESE STAIRS!!!!
 * After Prince Charming learns that a girl who fits the slipper has entered the castle, he heads towards the foyer with a beaming smile, which quickly fades to disappointment when he encounters Anastasia instead of Cinderella.
 * The Prince's Moment of Awesome:

(beat)

Prince: Okay. (jumps out the window)"

1957 version

 * One of the maidens seen during "The Prince is Giving a Ball" exclaims, "I wish I hadn't married Stan!"

1997 version
"Lionel: "Are there any other young women in the house?"
 * Jason Alexander. Just...Jason Alexander.
 * The whole getting-ready-for-the-ball scene. "We hide our flaws until after the wedding!"
 * Whoopi Goldberg's squeaking.
 * The stepmother flirting with Lionel at the ball.
 * Lionel having to speed things up when presenting women to the prince.
 * The stepmother trying on the slipper.
 * And the dialog prior.

Stepmother: (high-pitched voice) "How young?"

Lionel: "Younger than you.""