Sidetracked by the Analogy/Quotes

"Bob: I still don't trust Jerry. I'm not taking my eyes off him. If he so much as looks crosseyed at you I'm gonna punch him in the breadbasket.
 * Bob. Bob McCay is in his workplace talking with his wife and daughter about an old friend coming over, who had once made a pass at Kaye (Bob's wife). The conversation quickly devolves into a discussion of movies Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas were in.

Kay: You're gonna do what?

Bob: It's not funny Kaye. It's very serious. Houdini died from that.

Tricia: Didn't Houdini die trying to escape from a water chamber?

Harlan walks over

Harlan: No. In the movie that was how Tony Curtis died.

Albie & Chad walk over

Albie: I thought Kirk Douglas stabbed Tony Curtis in the movie.

Chad: No, no you're thinking of Spartacus.

Harlan: No, Tony Curtis killed Kirk Douglas in that.

Albie: No, that was The Vikings.

Bob: I didn't, I didn't see that.

Tricia: So what happend to Kirk Douglas?

Chad: Cut his ear off.

Harlan: No that was in Lust For Life when he played Toulouse-Lautrec.

Tricia: No, that was Jose Ferrer.

-2- You know, interestingly Kirk Douglas lost his ear in Lust for Life and his eye in The Vikings.

Harlan: What brought this up?

Albie: Mr. McCay is threatening to punch Tony Curtis in the stomach.

Harlan: C'mon Bob, Tony's no kid."