Spy Kids/Funny

"Floop: (Getting faster as he goes along) Now, if your eyes get tired during the movie, take the glasses off, run out to the consession stand, purchase an extra large popcorn and an extra large drink, come back in the theater, put your glasses back on and viola! You just spent 35 dollars!"
 * Not really part of the movie but in theaters before the movie actually started Floop talked to you for a while about the glasses, and at one point says this:


 * Words really can't do it justice but I can't find it anywhere.
 * About 20 seconds in.
 * "Now picking your nose."
 * That moment you realize Machete is canon to these moment, in a meta CMOF.