Insult to Rocks/Quotes

"Wyatt Cenac: ...and if they're not as evil as I think they are, they are stupid. We're talkin' potatoes with mouths.

John Oliver: No--nope--not even potatoes, Wyatt; a potato can still power a digital clock. Rocks.

Wyatt Cenac: Ooh, that's a good point.

John Oliver: Rocks. You're talking about rocks with mouths."

- The Daily Show, "The Parent Company Trap" (debating whether Fox News is stupid or evil)

""I could have taken a shit on it, but even my own shit would be offended to lay on this loathsome piece of filth!""

- James Rolfe on Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES

""Eventually the secret of Those, etc., is revealed. To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes.""

- Roger Ebert on The Village

""This movie is so fucking awful, that comparing it to Uwe Boll is an insult to Uwe Boll!""

- The Cinema Snob on Violent Shit

""I'm really not sure what to call you now. I was thinking of "monster", but I didn't want to insult the cards.""

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh

""Indeed, it truly is that bad. Bad enough that there is quite literally nothing to compare it to without greatly insulting said item of comparison.""

- Encyclopedia Dramatica's entry on David Tanny

"Otto: Don't call me stupid!

Wanda: Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"

- A Fish Called Wanda

""You know that South Park episode where they claim Family Guy is written by manatees? The manatees should be insulted!""

- Rowdy C. Moore on the Family Guy episode "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven"

""I would say that out Bureaucrats are no better than vipers--- but I shouldn't insult the vipers.""

- Murat, Death Speaker; Flavour text for this Magic: The Gathering card.

""Calling this "shit" is an insult to feces everywhere.""

- YouTube blogger on "The View", from the Lou Reed / Metallica collaboration, Lulu.