Portmanteau Couple Name/Quotes

"Evan: Oh my god, Jill and Hank. Jank! Jank is back! That's hilarious. Hey. We made a pretty good team. We should have a combo name, in fact. Evan and Divya--Evadivs. Eva... that's weak. Divya and Evan... Divyan. Divyan?

Divya: Okay, here's one. Divya... and Idiot. Diddiot.

Evan: Not bad."

- Royal Pains, "Astraphobia"

"Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, known to their friends as 'Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie', and to absolutely no-one as "Brangelina" except the writers of rubbish magazines."

- The Now Show Book of Records, "Most Irritating Made Up Nickname"

"Whenever two of us in Glee Club would get together, we'd get a nickname. Rachel and I were Finchel, Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. And today a new union is formed - Furt. You and me, man - we'e brothers from another mother."

- Finn to Kurt, Glee.

"Chris and I have discussed this, and we've decided that "Kurtofsky" sounds like a mean, famous male Russian ballerina."

- Max Adler on fan-fiction

"Comicon Attendee: My question is "Bartie or Brittana", and it's for the entire cast.

Darren Criss: Those are ship names, for the non-nerds on the table."

""Zaang" and "Kataang" sound like sound effects I would hear in an episode of Highlander. "Topokka" sounds like a Pokémon. And I'm pretty sure "Zoph" is Hebrew for something."

- Television Without Pity poster Chrysaor about Avatar: The Last Airbender couple names.

"Penny: Wait, wait, for the past two months I've been asking, "What's new?" and you never say, "Sheldon has a girlfriend."?

Sheldon: She is a girl. She is my friend. She Is Not My Girlfriend.

Leonard: We call it Shamy.

Penny: Awesome! I am so digging the Shamy!"

- The Big Bang Theory

""Oh, don't even start, "Tarla" or "Curk" or whatever you're calling this two-headed judgmental freak-show.""

- Dr Cox, Scrubs