Two Bronies a Flask And A Lot of Confusion

Say that you were just sitting on the couch with your friend, watching some My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, and you were pulled into the show through some kind of magic spell or something. That is basically what happened to Dan and James in the Friendship is Magic fanfic Two Bronies, A Flask, And A Lot Of Confusion by Lemming Master.
 * Flat What: So, so many times.
 * Straight Man: James
 * Sanity Slippage: appears to be heading into this, but at least he's aware of it.
 * The Rant: At the end of some chapters, Lemming Master will respond to reviews.
 * Schedule Slip: Has happened in recent chapters, due to running out of backlog chapters and being on painkillers for an unspecified reason. Lemming Master has even referred to his update schedule as "Valve time" for how erratic it is.
 * MacGuffin:
 * Curse Cut Short: Dan, by himself, in Chapter 3