El Dorado/Funny

"Cole: Did you get him?
 * After Mississippi shots at the retreating man (and hits the sign instead). And the others arrive and demand an explenation.

Mississippi: Ah, who?

Cole: The fella that ran outta the church!

Mississippi: Well, yes and no.

Cole: Yes and no!? Did you or didn't you!?

Mississippi: I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.

Cole: Well, that's great!

Mississippi: He was limping when he left!

Cole: He was limping when he got here!

Mississippi: ...Oh."

"(holds up one of the soap bars) I have a lot of friends Joey."
 * The whole ordeal J.P. must indure whil in the bathtub, in his office. Not to mention everybody giving him a bar of soap.

"J. P.: Alan Bourdillion... Tra-who?
 * Even after all the introductions, J.P. still can't get Mississippi's name right! Though they do keep trying.

Cole: Tra-HAIN.

Mississippi: Tra-HERNE!

J. P. & Cole: Tra-HERNE."