Survivor (TV series)/Quotes

"Wonder why other countries hate us? We have a game show in our country called Survivor. That's a game in our country ...You can win a million dollars for surviving on a place where people already live. Do you realize what kind of message that sends? Not a good one! 'Excuse me, I've been here for 60 years. May I have some bread?' 'Haha!!! No! We're Americans! This is a game! OH NO! We don't have our cell phones! This is so hard!' "

- Daniel Tosh

"You know what, I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE F%$@!!!"

- Sandra Diaz-Twine, two-time winner of the show

"Thirty-nine days, sixteen people, One Survivor!"

- Jeff Probst, at the start of each season