Busman's Holiday/Quotes

""However, no matter where I go, the show is always the same... Dead body. Stage left.""

- Detective Gumshoe, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Justice For All

""According to the writer of the best selling crime novel ever to have been published in the city of Ankh-Morpork, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.""

- Snuff

""Why does my vacation have to turn into a monster hunt? Can't a girl get some time off?""

- Merrill, Rune Soldier Louie