Kenneth Hite/Quotes

"At one point, I and my co-conspirators had alternate histories written for each of the 128 colors in a large box of Crayolas. Just be glad I'm not doing that any more."

- Ken Hite, in Pyramid Magazine, 2/23/2001

"If there is one question that I am constantly asked as the official High Weirdness columnist for this august publication, it is, "Are we actually going to get a column out of you this week, you overrated pain in my editorial tuchus?" The answer to this question, sadly, is lost in the mists of time and space."

- Kenneth Hite, Pyramid Magazine, 3/29/02