The Platform/Funny

"Manny: Hello, police? The woman you wanted to arrest me for kiddnaping is right there. Would you unarrest me? Please?"
 * When the policewomen don't take the handcuffs off Manny, after Olivia breaks off the engagement, he gives us this gem:

"Kyle:(runs back down the stairs) And I want my ring back!
 * And Kyle's Rule of Three exit. He storms off, up the stairs, shouting that soon, Olivia will be out on the streets.

(Kyle goes back up the stairs, beat)

Kyle: Both of them!"


 * cue everyone on stage trying very had not to laugh.