Kung Fu Panda/Funny

"Master Monkey: We should hang out.
 * The opening dream sequence:
 * The very first lines of the series: "Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were the stuff of LEGEND!."
 * "I see you like to chew! Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!"
 * The bandits who go blind from overexposure to Pure Awesomeness. "My eyes!" "He's too awesome!"
 * "There is no charge for awesomeness." (Beat.) "Or attractiveness."
 * When the "Legendary Warrior" Po encounters the Furious Five:

"Legendary Warrior": Agreed."

"Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be entrusted with the secret to limitless power? To become...the Dragon Warrior?
 * "I love Kung Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!"
 * The candle-blowing scene. Oogway has something important to tell Shifu, but decides to start blowing candles out...one...by...one. The only thing funnier than Oogway seemingly preparing to continue speaking only to keep blowing them out would have to be Shifu's understandably irritated expression.
 * Shortly after that, Shifu and Oogway contemplate who will receive the Dragon Scroll:

(Beat)

Oogway: I dunno."

"Mantis: Go! (grabs ropes, strains from holding them) AUGH, WHATWASITHINKING?!"
 * On his first day of training, Po suggests they start with exercises suited to his level, like "level zero"; Shifu says there's no such thing. Later, Shifu gives an evaluation to Po's totally un-awesome display: "There is now a level zero."
 * The acupuncture scene.
 * "Wait! My fault!! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! And may...have also stopped his heart."
 * Po, who is thought to have no extreme physical capabilities beforehand, may have been able to get at a cookie jar on a shelf ten feet off the ground, but this troper finds Po's simple excuse of "getting a cookie" priceless, as well as how surprised Shifu is by it.
 * "Don't tell Monkey."
 * It's made even more hilarious in the credit scenes; Monkey's looking for his almond cookies in the jar and finds them missing, while Po is outside, with the cookies in hand!
 * The bit where Mantis tries to hold the bridge ropes by himself.

"Tai Lung: "Why have you come to my training ground?"
 * (imitating Shifu) "You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!"
 * "Ooohoohooohh! My tenders!"
 * Po tells his father, "Honestly, sometimes I can't believe I'm actually your son..." immediately followed up by "Po, I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago............
 * The chopstick fight.
 * "Skadoosh."
 * "It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung! It is his!" (points dramatically to the empty space where Po was standing) "Where'd he go?" (cut to Po running away, screaming like a little girl).
 * The Hall of Warriors contains many revered kung fu artifacts, but some of the things border on ridiculous:
 * "The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking--OW!"
 * There's also the Invisible Trident of Destiny!
 * "I've only seen paintings of that painting..."
 * Right at the very end, with Shifu involved in...well...I won't ruin it for you. Let's just say that, for that scene alone, Kung Fu Panda is required viewing.
 * From the tie-in video game: Po is hopelessly lost in a desert while trying to get back to the Jade Palace. He comes across Tai Lung's secret training ground and comes across Tai Lung himself (either him or an illusion, it isn't made clear).
 * From the tie-in video game: Po is hopelessly lost in a desert while trying to get back to the Jade Palace. He comes across Tai Lung's secret training ground and comes across Tai Lung himself (either him or an illusion, it isn't made clear).

Po: "I c-came for the cookies?"

Tai Lung stares at him for a moment, then shoves him off the platform they're standing on."