Snow Angels

""Yuki and Mikuru were now in possession of a cyborg t-rex. Truly, it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship all over again.""

Snow Angels is (or rather, was-- it has since been deleted) a Haruhi Suzumiya fanfiction by SiFi270, which is different from other Haruhi fanfics for two reasons:


 * It uses the unusual pairing of Yuki/Mikuru.
 * They go on adventures even Haruhi would declare "too much".

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This fanfic features examples of:
""You underestimate me, you underestimate my allies, and worst of all, you underestimate yourself. Pull. Yourself. Together.""
 * Action Prologue
 * All Your Powers Combined: Eventually there is a character who is descended from every member of the original SOS Brigade, and thus has all of their powers.
 * And Then John Was a Zombie:.
 * And This Is For: Patty in chapter 13.
 * Apocalyptic Log: The prologue.
 * Ascended Extra: Kunikida turns out to be  and plays a major role in the later arcs.
 * Badass Family: Every family elaborated upon qualifies.
 * Badass Normal: Tsuruya
 * Beige Prose: One of the author's main problems with the story.
 * Berserk Button: Nobody in the Asahina-Nagato family takes kindly to anybody else in the family being threatened. Also, Yuki in particular happens to share our hatred for Endless Eight.
 * Better Than a Bare Bulb: Particularly noticeable in the third arc.
 * BFG: The VLG 2600.
 * Big Damn Heroes: Several.
 * Cannot Spit It Out: Mikuru to Yuki in the first chapter.
 * Catch Phrase: For Dr. Kiyari, it's "You've just redefined insane!"
 * Character Development: After the Time Skip.
 * Classic Cheat Code: Yuki  use them as a new method of data manipulation.
 * Conservation of Ninjutsu: A Genre Savvy Yuki uses it to her advantage.
 * Crack Fic: Though that doesn't stop it from trying to take itself seriously at times.
 * Crisis Crossover: The first arc.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Every single time.
 * Dangerously Genre Savvy: Fujiwara.
 * Department of Redundancy Department: The TelePortation Device Device, or TPDD for short.
 * Did Not Do the Research: No, Count Dracula and Orlok are not the same character. This may be justified as a reference to the fact that the writer of Nosferatu essentially plagiarized from Dracula.
 * A male succubus isn't a succubus anymore; it's an incubus.
 * Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Itsuki, who ends up breaking both his hands.
 * Suno is more successful, however.
 * Dropped a Bridget On Him: Inverted. As revealed in a Spin-Off,
 * Eagle Land: It appears to be Flavor 2, though Patricia Martin does
 * Eldritch Abomination: Disaster.
 * Everything's Better with Dinosaurs
 * First Kiss: Happens at the start of Yuki's and Mikuru's first date.
 * Foreshadowing: By the end of the first arc, Original!Kyon is acting strangely smug.
 * Forgot I Could Fly: Zigzagged in chapter 18.
 * Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!: Yuki to  in chapter 44.
 * Go Mad From the Revelation: What caused  to become Fujiwara.
 * Groin Attack: The fate of Simon Stevenson.
 * Half-Human Hybrid: Miyuki. Exaggerated with
 * Has Two Mommies: Miyuki. Justified thanks to Bizarre Alien Biology and reality warping.
 * Chiyo and Ayumu as well, though with a different set of parents.
 * Heroic Blue Screen of Death: Yuki after.
 * Heroic Red Ring of Death: Yuki, while fighting Disaster, though she gets better offscreen.
 * Homosexual Reproduction: Between Yuki and Mikuru, and
 * Humiliation Conga:.
 * Humongous Mecha: Mecharu.
 * I Fell for Hours: Played word for word in chapter 42.
 * Informed Attribute: Disaster's Cosmic Horror status, considering how easily she goes down.
 * In Medias Res
 * Innocent Innuendo: When discussing time travel, Yuki tells her daughter "the first time is generally unpleasant."
 * Insane Troll Logic: "Everyone has a shotgun in America!"
 * Jossed: Let's just say that the events of The Surprise of Suzumiya Haruhi reveal that
 * Large Ham: Dr. Kiyari
 * Laser Blade: Mikuru and Kyouko fight each other with these, because SiFi gave the story's one hundredth reviewer the right to include a plot element as a prize, and that is what said one hundredth reviewer chose.
 * Laser-Guided Amnesia: The fate of
 * Mad Scientist: Dr. Kiyari.
 * Mama Bear: Miyuki gets double treatment!
 * The Man Behind the Man:
 * Mind Screw: Probably unintentionally, but it still qualifies.
 * Moment Killer: Yuki C.
 * Mook Horror Show: The prologue.
 * Mr. Exposition: Original!Kyon. Whenever someone takes a chapter to explain something, it's titled "Kyon Explains Everything, part X", regardless of who's explaining.
 * Mythology Gag: Several references to the original draft, particularly its inclusion of Dracula.
 * Name's the Same: Kyon and his sister are actually descendants of the original Kyon and Haruhi.
 * New Powers as the Plot Demands: Yuki. And Mikuru. And... pretty much everyone.
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Several.
 * No Indoor Voice: John Romero.
 * Non-Human Sidekick: George the T. rex.
 * Noodle Incident: How Yuki was freed from the Data Entity.
 * Noodle Implements: Yuki's initial plan for dealing with a Humongous Mecha involves a basketball, a pair of size 12 shoes and 300 pounds of cheesecake.
 * Old Shame: Yuki's relationship with
 * The fic itself, which is why it has been deleted.
 * One Degree of Separation: Especially when Kunikida's involved.
 * Out of Character: Everyone, but especially the female characters. Ryouko is a good example of a case that isn't Hand Waved as "offscreen Character Development".
 * Redemption Earns Life:.
 * Redemption Equals Death: Well, not exactly "redemption" in  case, but it's the same idea.
 * San Dimas Time: In the first arc.
 * : Presumably.
 * Sdrawkcab Name: Partial example. Dracula uses the alias "Dr. Kolros"... which refers to Count Orlok, not Dracula.
 * A straight example is
 * Self-Deprecation: Usually on how short the chapters are.
 * Serial Escalation
 * Shout-Out: Loads of 'em.
 * Small Name, Big Ego: The writer himself. He has no problem with (and is actually quite fond of) taking potshots at much better writers, and this page was basically a love letter to his ego before it was cleaned up.
 * Though the writer has since disowned the fic, and is thankful for the cleanup despite still considering some of the edits to be kind of harsh.
 * Spiritual Successor: A Time of Gray by Racke. SiFi270 considers it to be superior in every way.
 * The Family That Slays Together:
 * This Is Sparta: Yuki to  in chapter 44:
 * The Family That Slays Together:
 * This Is Sparta: Yuki to  in chapter 44:


 * Time Skip: Twice.
 * Timey-Wimey Ball: Disaster's plans are confusing.
 * Unstoppable Rage: Yuki whenever Mikuru is threatened. Taken Up to Eleven when
 * Wham! Line: Usually used to end a chapter.
 * Where the Hell Is Springfield?: Lampshaded in chapter 18.
 * The Haruhi series is set in Nishinomiya, Japan.
 * The Worf Effect: The Jade Empress.
 * World of Badass: Whatever its faults, at least the story has every character kick copious amounts of ass.
 * X Meets Y: Haruhi Suzumiya meets The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. At least, that was the plan, anyway...
 * You Cannot Grasp the True Form: Disaster.
 * Your Size May Vary: Mecharu and George.
 * Yuri Fan: The writer, of course.
 * Though it's based on subtext from the original novels.