Mekakushi no Kuni/Funny

"Namiki: Kanade, let's get married, like right now! Then you can cook for me every day!

Arou: Knock it off!

Kanade: Arou-kun made all of this!

Namiki: No!

[Namiki stares at Arou-kun]

Namiki: Arou, get a sex change like right now! Then let's get married!

Arou: Only in your sick dreams, Namiki!"

"Homeroom Teacher: Yeah, maybe you're right. He and Otsuka Kanade certainly seem to make a nice couple. They're always at lunch together.

[pause]

Doctor: Are you telling me they're dating? That dirty son of a...!

Homeroom Teacher: That's what I hear. I know, I know. What right does he have, when two guys like us are single?!"

"Ootake: I already have enough troubles! So I'm only going to be generous today...

[Namiki grabs Ootake's hand]

Ootake: ... This kid... Is he trying to comfort me? So you do have a cute side after all!

Namiki: I'm going to take a bath first.

[Namiki walks past Ootake]

Ootake: He went to take a bath before the host! Annoying kid! Definitely an annoying kid!"