A Charlie Brown Christmas/Funny

"Lucy: "Yes, he's even a good penguin.""
 * "Real estate!"
 * Ruined in the Polish translation, which translated this line simply as "Something valuable!".
 * Schroeder trying to play Jingle Bells to Lucy's satisfaction.
 * Not to mention him playing an extremely simple version with a glare on his face, then having Lucy scream "THAT'S IT!!!", sending him flying.
 * Snoopy mocking Lucy's directing demands and gestures, then ducking her fist and licking her in retaliation.

""Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous."
 * Linus gets a lot of good lines:

"Gee, I didn’t know they still made wooden Christmas trees.""

"Charlie: "I've killed it...""