Not Always Right/Awesome

From Not Always Right

 * There are a few here and there.
 * The last one is also a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.
 * Also, this. Burn.
 * This is another good example. Owned.
 * In the same vein.
 * Doug started working today...
 * My personal favorite
 * Gotta love the stealth burn.
 * Made of awesome.
 * This one. The type of thing that could never happen twice.
 * You almost feel sorry for this guy. Almost.
 * The best counter to the race card
 * Gangsta ushers.
 * That guy couldn't pay 35 f***ing cents?
 * Why barkeeps should rule the world.
 * Part 2
 * Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.
 * This cashier is awesome.
 * That's how you open a can of whoop-ass.
 * A lieutenant jerkass and an awesome Rear-Admiral.
 * A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.
 * Always check your caller-ID.
 * Part 2!
 * Ah, Children.
 * "Okay, let's do this the hard way."
 * Who's got the power now?
 * And part 2.
 * Always remember to have a heart.
 * This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.
 * Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.
 * All they have is "coffee, please".
 * A bigot is pwned.
 * Age before insecurity.
 * Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish. They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
 * This lady's fiancé is pure awesome!
 * FUS RO DAH!
 * Do not taunt the management.

From Not Always Romantic

 * Being blind isn't always a bad thing.

From Not Always Related

 * Mean Girls: The Next Generation is one for both the mom and the daughter.

From Not Always Working

 * This one just speaks for itself.
 * This is immediate karma in action.
 * Bad bosses getting owned is truly awesome.