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 * Apparently, this film is set in a universe where There Are No Community Colleges.
 * Especially bad Did Not Do the Research, because one of Bartleby's rejection letters comes from Ohio State, which never outright rejects Ohio residents, but gives them a status called 'Options for Ohio Residents', which allows you to enroll in one of the regional campuses and try to transfer into Main Campus later.
 * And no conservatories, or even any music programs in general. The guy on the accreditation board had to give up trombone for college.
 * Except his exact words were that he wanted to be a Jazz musician, with the implication being that he had to set aside that dream for something more "practical" while attending College.