Californication/Funny

"Abby: How high are you right now?
 * The Apartment. A little blue kimono. Enough said.
 * Season 4. Episode 4. That is all.
 * THAT MONKEY WAS A DEVIANT AND A COCKBLOCKER!
 * SILENCE AGENT!
 * "I want to shoot you in the dick with a paintball gun."
 * "Anyone else want to get high?" Cue Hank, Charlie, and Stu raising their hands.
 * And later on:

Hank: Significantly."

"Bates: Why must two men be confined to handshakes and hugs? What happens when that's not enough?
 * Season 5, episode 7:

Hank: You come out of the closet!

Bates: For such fine man you're so damn limited."