City Slickers/Funny

City Slickers
"Hello...?"
 * Mitch says this a lot, and it's funny everytime.

"He's behind me, isn't he?"
 * And let's not forget.

"Mitch: Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide! Get 'em up, move 'em out, wake 'em up, get 'em dressed, get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!"
 * Mitch sings, and imitates a horse snorting.

"Mitch: You know, this was not in the brochure..."
 * While Mitch is delivering the calf he can't help but add...

"Cookie: Lord, we give you . Try not to piss him off."
 * Mitch Robbins has a roping disability.
 * Cookie is asked to say something at burial

"Phil: I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family, trying to find a reason to live...
 * Phil, shaking hands.

Mitch: His jacket's being made."

"Phil's Wife: I hate you!
 * Phil, finally expressing his feelings about his wife.

Phil: I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be CHINA!!"

"Phil: You know, when I was alive, I would've found her attractive."
 * The reaction of the men upon seeing Bonnie at the cattle drive.

"Mitch: Oh god, they're gonna shoot him, I know it, they're gonna shoot him..."
 * The trail hands discuss what to do about Cookie, who has two broken legs.

"Ed: He doesn't get it, he's never gonna get it, it's been four hours, the COW can tape something by now, stop it! Just stop it!
 * Mitch has been explaining to Phil how to record TV on a VCR, which is getting on Ed's nerves.

Phil: (Beat)...how do you do the clock?"

City Slickers II
"Clay: What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?"
 * Mr. Stone invokes the Duke's name in a rather, uniqe way.

"Glen: All right, now the sun sets in the East, right?
 * This sentence proves that Glen has NO sense of direction. At the very least it proves he's an idiot.

Mitch: No! The sun sets in the West.

Glen: That's if your *in* the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets.

Mitch: You can't be *passed* where the sun sets, and if you think you can, then I am standing directly South of an idiot!"

"Mitch: By this time next week I'll be having a romantic candle light dinner with Phil."
 * When Mitch thinks his marrige is doomed.

"Phil: Hey, Glen, let me ask you something. Who had Frankie Pentangeli killed?
 * Glen is a The Godfather aficionado. Phil loves his imitations. Mitch and Barbara? Not so much.

Mitch: Phil! (Barbara groans and leaves the room)

Glen: The Rosato brothers.

Phil: Who gave the order? (Mitch then hits Phil over the head with a pillow)"


 * Ladies and gentleman, it is time for the "Walter Huston Dance!"