Gargoyles/Funny

"Goliath: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
 * "Avalon Part 2" had the Archmage utter: "Don't crow too loudly. After all, what have you achieved? You beat up a beach."
 * The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
 * The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:

Hudson: Do you even know how to laugh maniacally?"

"Brooklyn: (poking the bars) *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow. *bzzt* Ow."
 * During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:

"Goliath: *Deafening enraged roar*
 * Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.

Lexington: [deadpan] Looks like Bronx found Goliath."

""Did you say "that human" or "that human?" Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out.""
 * "Let's... go... shopping!" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
 * "The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute Puck starts casting spells.


 * The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the

"Xanatos: "It's alive! Aliiiiiiiive! ...I've always wanted to say that.""
 * In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
 * Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:
 * Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:

"Now I know where I got the temper."
 * Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:


 * Brooklyn notices that.

"Macbeth: Madam, they burnt witches like you in the middle ages!"
 * Xanatos: It's my first real stab at cliched villainy... (casually) How am I doing?
 * "I don't remember any explosions in Bambi."
 * It may be Canon Discontinuity, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a Dynamic Entry into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
 * In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this golden line when Macbeth is having a live debate against a Gargoyle hater:

"Matt: How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with rejuvination drugs.
 * In "Revelations":

Mace Malone: [grins] You should see the dental plan."


 * "YES! I betrayed you! You robbed me of my ultimate achievement! My greatest creation! I only took back what was miiine! [whispers] ...there, how was that?"
 * "Have no fear! Supergoyle is here!"