Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time/Funny

"(Bis gives the man a look) Have you been drinking?!"
 * When Dastan tries useing one of his men's crossbow bolts to cilmb the wall into the city. And he nearly gets hit by one of said bolts.

"Amar: Behold the mighty ostrich!"
 * Two words: Ostrich racing.
 * Sheik Amar is made of this trope.


 * later: "No matter how good a promotor you are. You can't organize an ostrich race... with just one ostrich!!"


 * and again: "Tch, secret government killing activity! That's why I don't pay taxes!"

"Amar: Shut up! Shut up!"
 * and again: "Oh great, a knife-thrower with a conscience!"
 * There's this really great scene when Sheik Amar demonstrates his 'courage'... Hiding behind a cage of clucking chickens.

"Dastan: The third step is the hardest!"
 * When Tamina uses her connections to get Dastan and herself some disguises, and Dastan is forced to carry a really fat guy around in a very heavy chair.
 * After Dastan fails trying to preform a difficult backflip.