Mystery Science Theater 3000/Haiku

A guy, two puppets, The worst films in history, And barrels of snark. "--User:Tacitus"

Just say to yourself, "It is just a show, I should Really just relax." "--User:Heart Burn Kid"

Guy goes into space Builds a couple of robots Watches bad movies. "--User:Sillstaw"

Clowns are raining down; Hear the scream of the grease paint! Danger! Clown puddles. "--Tom Servo (Attack of the Giant Leeches)"

Next Sunday, A.D., A buffoon and his robots Review bad movies. "--buri-chan"