Marik Plays Bloodlines/YMMV

"Marik: "You're not busy, you're pretending to read a book!"
 * Acceptable Targets: Mel Gibson counts as one in the sixth episode - most of the jokes are about how much his films suck and the reputation he's gotten after he was accused of being abusive towards his wife.
 * Accidental Innuendo: Most of the jokes are deliberate, but these are highlighted by Bakura laughing while Marik acts confused.
 * "Geez, I can't believe on my first day as a vampire I sucked off a hobo."
 * "Ooh, I love a good man-hole!"
 * "That's not the first time I've shot in a guy's face."
 * Angst? What Angst?: Marik gets over his accidental killing a prostitute when he sees the Foxy Boxes sign.
 * Crowning Music of Awesome: Little Kuriboh comes out with yet another example: Marik's parody of "Amadeus"
 * Also, Marik's Evanescence cover.
 * Ear Worm: BA-BA-BAKURA, BA-BA-BAKURA!
 * Likewise, "Bababa-Bakura... Bababa-Bakura."
 * Fashion Victim Villain: Marik occasionally lampshades his status as such.
 * "I think we should go with the sexy vampire. That way I won't have to do any actual roleplaying."
 * Ho Yay: Bakura starts making some very suspicious comments around episode 6. Marik is oblivious, as usual.
 * Bakura still has dreams...err, nightmares about that time they had to share a bed.
 * He also asks if Marik would think it was creepy if someone watched him while he slept.

Bakura: "What makes you think I'm pretending?"

Marik: "You've been on the same page for, like, two hours. You've just been staring at me.""

"Marik: Oh, by the way, I've heard some rumors flying around that Bakura and I... well, you know, so I'd like to address those rumors right now, I'd like to "come out of the closet", you might say.
 * In Part 4:

Bakura: Marik...

Marik: It's okay, Bakura, I know what I'm doing. It's true: Bakura and I...are evil! And we're not ashamed of it!"

"Marik: Ok, ok! I admit it!"
 * "Quick, Bakura, tell me I look sexy!" "Gh- no!" "Oh, what good are you?!"
 * But especially this: Marik finally, even if it was only for like 15 seconds.


 * And then he denies it immediately.