Trope Pantheons/Wild Mass Guesses

In the House of Philosophy, there is a downplayed forum that's the equivalent of the Council of Cloudcuckoolanders. Occasionally, you get an oddball who makes up something really random like My left leg is a time lord, or something equally inane. Diana and anyone who decides to help sends them here. Here is where the roll of Grand Unifying Guesses are kept, the Pantheon roll is updated, and wild mass guesses are categorized and labeled. Visiting tropers will make claims about the future, make considerations concerning the past, or make odd remarks about things that bug them. We could tell you about all the people who work here or make a good amount of contributions, but nobody ever reads the credits, so we'll just tell you the names of the patrons.

The Main Trinity
Haruhi Suzumiya, Goddess of Gods and the Reset Button (The Unstoppable Force, O-Haruhi-sama)
 * Mad Overdeity
 * Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
 * Alignment: (Very) Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Tropes, Genki Girls, Aliens, Psionics, Time Travelers, Tsunderes, Hairstyles, Altering Reality
 * Domains: Creation, Chaos, Charm, Destruction, Envy, Mentalism, Tyranny
 * Followers: God, Calvin, Kolla Su
 * Haruhi holds multiple positions among the Pantheon because she keeps getting bored with her other positions.
 * She also holds domain over propositions that such and such is a god or whatever, simply because it's interesting.
 * In fact, she probably makes about half of these propositions herself.

Shinji Ikari, All-God of Instrumentality
 * Status Unknown: Either he created everything, or it's all a bunch of hogwash.
 * Symbol: A Four-Dimensional Hypercube (just look at a drawing of one: It'll make your mind hurt.)
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Everything and nothing... AT THE SAME TIME! But especially You Suck, Butt Monkey, and Gainax Endings.
 * Domains: Mind Screw, Mind Screw, MINDSCREW!
 * Followers: Everyone in the Evangelion Alternate Continuies.
 * Superiors: Gendo Ikari...?
 * This god may or may not have created the multiverse... Probably not, but this doesn't keep people from guessing.
 * May or may not also be The God-Emperor of Mankind.

The Doctor, Lord of Time (The Last of The Time Lords, The Oncoming Storm, Ka-Faraq-Gatri, Destroyer of Worlds, The Raggedy Man, The Sainted Physician, The Lonely God, The Madman With A Box, Bane of Nightmares, The Lonely God, Doctor Whooves, John Smith)
 * Time Lord
 * Symbol: A Police call box with slightly oversized windows. Also the Holy Sonic Screwdriver.
 * Alignment: Varies (Usually CG, NG, or LG, sometimes CN)
 * Portfolio: Adventure Towns, Alternate Universes, Magic Tools, Obfuscating Stupidity, Rubber Forehead Aliens, Time, Zeppelins
 * Domain: The TARDIS, and thus potentially anywhere and anytime
 * Followers: A list of them can be found Here, and the entirety of the TV Tropes Wiki could also count. Though he is stated to be the last of the Time Lords, many others have claimed that there still exist others of his kind. Even though he doesn't believe they really ARE Time Lords, he plays along anyway for laughs.
 * Most WMG'ers make a quick prayer to the Doctor by proposing a new Time Lord at the start of each new entry.

The God-Emperor of Mankind, God of THE FUTURE!
 * The God-Emperor of... yeah
 * Symbol: Imperial Crest, The Holy Chainsaw Sword
 * Alignment: Lawful Comatose
 * Portfolio: Crystal Dragon Jesus, Light Is Not Good, Kill It with Fire
 * Domains: Law, Tyranny, Chainsaws
 * Followers: Calvin/Frazz, Minus/Haruhi, Nightmare/Inferno, and all Digimon/Pokémon
 * In the past, people have believed the God Emperor was everyone from Jesus to Zasalamel.
 * Invoked when making a prediction saying that X is really Y in the past/future.
 * May be an alternate form of Shinji Ikari, but our minds are too screwed to figure it out.

Joss Whedon, God of Theory Negation
 * Greater Deity
 * Symbol: The Finger
 * Alignment: Snarky Neutral
 * Portfolio: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse
 * Domains: Fanon (in opposition to), Wit
 * Followers: People who don't mind getting their Fanon trampled on. And Hideo Kojima, who just likes to screw with people.
 * Some gods like it when mortals build up crazy theories... this guy isn't one of them.
 * Joss Whedon's ultimate enemy may be Ash's father, because there's nothing to disprove the theories about him(since we have no clue who he is).

Ash's Father God of Epileptic Trees
 * Lesser Deity
 * Symbol: A literal epileptic tree.
 * Alignment: Unknown
 * Portfolio: Chekhov's Armoury, Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory, Urban Legend of Zelda.
 * Domains: Not Appearing, Divorce, Crazy Theories
 * Followers: Professor Oak, Giovanni, Lugia, Auron... The list just goes on forever.
 * Invoked when somebody proposes a theory that is too crazy for the other gods to handle.
 * No-one knows who he/she/it is. Some say that The End of the World as We Know It and the final battle between good and evil will occur when Mr Ketchum finally walks on stage. According to Word of God, he may appear, but it depends on the necessity to Ash's further maturity.

The Question, God of Conspiracy Theorists
 * Lesser Deity
 * Symbol: The Union Jack,
 * Alignment: Lawful Chaotic Goo- Make that Neutral Good.
 * Portfolio: Wrong Genre Savvy, Crazy Awesome, and ocassionaly I Knew It!.
 * Domains: Superheroes, Crazy Theories
 * Followers: Most people won't admit that they follow him, mostly because they think his clergy are really all Vampires in disguise, his altars are equipped with life-sucking devices, and that their phone companies secretly installed hidden cameras in their homes.
 * He seems to have a grudge against Rorschach. Most people think this because he thinks Rorschach stole his costume, but the real reason is that The Question thinks he's an Illumimanti spy.

Nabeshin God of Afros, Crazy Directing and Author Avatars
 * Greater Deity
 * Symbol: A large afro and a red jacket.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Gag Series, Mary Sue, Author Avatar
 * Domains: afor warriors, directing while on LSD
 * Followers: everyone wants to be like him...except for Pedro
 * Invokes himself whenever you least expect him and proceeds to direct your life into chaos

Derpy Hooves, Goddess of Ascended Extras and Muffins
 * Lesser Deity
 * Symbol: A muffin
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Ascended Extras, muffins, animation errors, being unintentionally destructive, mail delivery
 * Domains: Food, Charity, Destruction
 * Allies: Pinkie Pie
 * Followers: Bronies, Unstoppable Mailmen
 * Said to have ascended after the bronies refused to allow her censorship.