Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey/Funny

"Mastema: I'm sure that we will get along splendidly. Provided you learn a bit of etiquette from Zelenin first, that is.
 * "You did just . So, uhm... don't forget to wash your hands."
 * The music coming to a dead stop for a few seconds when Anthony.
 * Four times. And the way most of the demons respond to his affections is quite funny.
 * "Why is there a  in the middle of an alternate dimension in Antarctica?"
 * "This is the brand of cereal I eat back home. I see this box every day." (The crewman opens the box.) "Ew! What is this, mud? Is this what demons eat?... Maybe it's an acquired taste?"
 * "Hey, welcome to the sector Carina shopping center! Our awful location, lousy selection, and terrible customer service make us #1 in shopper mortality!"
 * Jimenez's reaction to meeting Mastema:

Jimenez: ... Asshole."

""COSMIC EGG SOUND TASTY! BUT TOO POWERFUL. NOT GOOD FOR EATING. DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH.""
 * Nearly any dialogue involving NPC demons of the "Beast" personality type (a Boisterous Bruiser with No Indoor Voice). In particular, in the Chaos path, there's a friendly Niddhogr in Sector Carina who helpfully informs you: