Arkham Horror/Funny

""Halt! You may not pass until you tell me three dreams beyond belief."
 * Once, my brother and I were playing, and my brother was stuck in the Dreamlands. I read the encounter card and it said, "At the south gate of Thran, you are stopped by a red-robed sentry until you can tell three dreams beyond belief." Just for fun, I played the part of the sentry and said, in a deep scary voice:

(beat)

"A rap battle is also acceptable.""

We then proceeded to have a Cthulhu-themed, very badly improvised rap battle right then and there.
 * Encounter at the bank: "A little old lady stands in front of you in line counting out a bag of pennies to deposit. Lose 1 Sanity."