Bathroom Stall Graffiti/Quotes

"Those who write on bathroom walls

roll their shit in little balls.

Those who read these words of wit

eat those little balls of shit."

- Seen in an actual ladies' room stall

- "Here I sit, broken-hearted

Tried to shit, but merely farted

Later on, took a chance

Tried to fart, but shit my pants."

- Seen in an actual mens' stall

- "Some come here to sit and think

Others come to shit and stink

I come here to scratch my balls

and read the poetry on the walls."

- "FUCK YOU"

- Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.