There Are No Therapists/Quotes

"Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my FUCKING HEAD OFF?"

- Billy Costigan,The Departed

""You can't solve this through willpower, or positive thinking, or taking advice from a Hollywood actor and the dead science fiction writer he worships. You need some help.""

- Jordan Sullivan (on why there are therapists), Scrubs