Like an Old Married Couple/Quotes

"Richard Castle: Okay. So you and I are married.

Kate Beckett: We are not married.

Richard Castle: Relax, it's just pretend.

Kate Beckett: Well, I don't wanna pretend.

Richard Castle: Scared you'll like it?

Kate Beckett: Okay. If we're married, I want a divorce.

Apartment owner: Are you two like this all the time?

Richard Castle and Kate Beckett: [In unison] Yes."

- Castle, "A Chill Runs Through Her Veins"

"Kid Flash: So I'm your ninja boyfriend, huh?

Artemis: Hey, I had amnesia. Remember? I completely forgot how truly annoying you are.

Kid Flash: Oh, and you're the goddess of congeniality.

Robin(just came out of nowhere): Sheesh, get a room."

- Kid Flash, Artemis, and Robin from Young Justice.

"Tyson: Does anyone know where we're going?

Kai: Just zip it and follow me.

Max: Sounds like they're married.

Ray: Yeah, tell me about it."

- Beyblade

"Howard: Look, just for the record, we're not in an "ersatz homosexual relationship".

Raj: Well, then why didn't you say that to her?

Howard: Why is it always my responsibility?

Raj: Oh, it's not "always" your responsibility. I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.

Howard:...I can't believe you're bringing that up.

Raj: I didn't bring it up, you did.

Howard: (through gritted teeth, glancing at Sheldon) We'll talk about this later.

Raj: Well, you always say that, but we never do.

Sheldon:...You went to the comic book store without me?"

- The Big Bang Theory

"Snaplaunce: He and the girl, are they a couple?

Luke: No.

Snaplaunce: They argue like one.

Luke: So you are a couple with every one of your political opponents?''

Snaplaunce: Oh, well struck, Master Skywalker."

- Star Wars Fate of the Jedi: Conviction, Luke Skywalker and Mayor Snaplaunce Discuss Ben and Vestara's behavior.

"Turk: When Sam gets older I teach him about sports and stuff, and you're in charge of Izzy's emotional crap. We agreed, that's how we'd raise our kids.

J.D.: "Our kids"? Turk, we're not married.

Turk: Dude, we're a little married.

J.D.: I know, I love it."

- Scrubs

"Snape: Listen to you, quarreling like an old married couple.

Sirius/Lupin shippers: YAY!"

- Cleolinda's Movies in 15 Minutes, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban