Faux Affably Evil/Quotes

""Don't you know it's dangerous to walk alone at night? Someone like me might find you. Poor girl never saw it coming. Slash across her tummy -- stomach contents everyhwere! ♥""

- Viral Renegade

""He sees the lighter side of everything!""

- Running Gag on Mystery Science Theater 3000

"Redcloak: Our alliance with Xykon is one of the most important tools we have, and we cannot afford to screw that up. That does NOT mean we should trust him. I know he seems funny and charming, but believe me, when you've seen for yourself the depth to which he'll sink--

[Cut to]

Xykon [watching Tsukiko force re-animated corpses to fight American Gladiators-style for his amusement]: I love it, but can we get more silver spandex on those costumes?

Redcloak: -- you will never sleep well again."

- The Order of the Stick

"James: Charlotte's got Mithras stashed away somewhere safe now. He says Charnel's been summoning demons to aid Marduk.

Charnel: He lies! Do not believe anything he says!

James: ...What if he tells me you're a villain?

Charnel: ...Don't believe anything else he has to say!"

- Sacrifice

""We want to kill you each in a unique and horrible way while the others look on. But first, let's get to know each other.""

- Shufgar, Schlock Mercenary

""Dear Jack: LOOK BEHIND YOU. Love, Aku. ♥""

- Samurai Jack

""A man like him can be evil to the core, but if he is charismatic and amusing, people will listen to him. They'll even like him.""

- Warbreaker

""Oh, hello Ilena. What's wrong? You seem to be missing an arm. Ah, here it is. You can have it back. You really shouldn't leave things lying around." "

- Priscilla, Claymore

""Sure, she steals things that are pretty hard to steal, but then she gives you clues on how to find her, just because it's sportsmanlike.""

- The Nostalgia Chick, on Carmen Sandiego

""Oh, believe me, I am bad... I just like being polite about it! Ehe!""

- Marx, We Are Our Avatars

""What makes his character so great too is that he tries to hide his inner-raging-beast with his class and sophistication.""

- The Nostalgia Critic on Ratigan

""I can say Deadpool, is sadistic, evil, but charming as hell.""

- Nolan North

""When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally.""

- Doc Scratch, Homestuck

"Prometheus: What's The Joker like?

Lex Luthor: Frighteningly sick in the head, but strangely compelling company."

- JLA #38

"His beard and his brows were white, and the cast of his face was mild and wise, but his eyes were as hard as hailstones... Mabruk's semblance of affability vanished like a spark on snow, and with the same sound. His whole face became like his eyes."

- A description of the wizard Mabruk from The Last Unicorn.