HvH MUGEN/Funny

For a web series that takes itself seriously, HVH has moments where it doesn't take itself seriously.

Eve's Duet MUGEN
The 2012 April Fools video. A Gag Dub summary of EDM. "Chris: There's a tournament! Are you a bad enough dude to join?
 * The first time Shiki meets Chris. (EP 1)

Shiki: lol ok

Chris: Nrvnqsr, I choose you!

Nrvnqsr: Nrvnqsr!!"

"Ikumi: Never Forget. FARGO.
 * When Ikumi confronts Jin in the arena. (EP 8)

Jin: Just doing my jo-


 * Ikumi enters Genocide mode*

Ikumi: GENOCIDE!!!!!!

Wily: Holy shit! Genocide!"

"Kaigen: Join me and together we will rebuild society... or just stop The Faction. Whatever you want.
 * When Kaigen asks Makoto to help her fight The Faction (EP 17)

Makoto: Let's conquer Japan for Meatbuns!

Kaigen: That's not on the script!

Ein: You must die for being old.

Kaigen: How dare you! You first!

Makoto: Ooh, cool beans."

"Ikumi: Talk.
 * Makoto tells Ikumi about The Faction (EP 18)

Makoto: Talk.

Ikumi: Talk.

Makoto: Talk.

Ikumi: Talk.

Makoto: THERE'S A SUMARAI[sic] BEHIND YOU!!!

Ikumi: Oh shit!"

Void Quest MUGEN
Maki Kuronami has been a walking goldmine ever since she made her debut. "Maki: ...SHIT! I'm bleeding in my @*@*"Maki: ...SHIT! I'm bleeding in my @*[[Symbol Swearing|@*{{quote| Maki: ...SHIT! I'm bleeding in my [[Symbol Swearing|@*[[Symbol Swearing|@*"Maki: ...SHIT! I'm bleeding in my @*[[Symbol Swearing|@*{{quote| Maki: ...SHIT! I'm bleeding in my [[Symbol Swearing|@*$&]]! Help!!}}]]! Help!!" ]]! Help!!"
 * In EP 15, she had her period.

"*Reaverance enters the room to see Maki changing*
 * There's also Reaverance's Accidental Pervert moment involving her. (It Makes Sense in Context)

Reaverance: ...Oh.

Maki: What?

Reaverance: ...I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!


 * closes door and runs like hell*

Maki: Didn't see what- Wait, shit! Why do I keep forgetting?!"

"Reaverance: Those are actually decent information. Thank you, Miss Maki.
 * Which Maki used as a Brick Joke in a later scene.

Maki: Oh yeah, about a while ago? Don't worry about it.

Reaverance: Don't remind me!

Youmu: Remind what?

Reaverance: NOTHING!"

"Youmu: Help us!
 * In EP 16, after a Giant Space Flea Out of Nowhere moment with Dragon Claw:

Maki: Help to what? As you can see, I'm unarmed. What the hell do you want me to do, bite their faces?"

"Maki: What, don't wanna hang out with the girl with stupid glasses?
 * Maki often ends up with a Snark to Snark Combat with Reaverance, and usually wins.

Reaverance: No, I'm a busy man and someone was planning on meeting me somewhere.

Maki: A brothel?

Reaverance: Shut. Up."

"Maki: Who the hell are you? Did you do shit to me?!
 * Maki's best moments are in the first part of EP 18, even though the intro started with her on the verge of death.

Citan: No, I'm a doctor. There's nothing to fear.

Maki: Right... But if I find out you did crazy shit to me, you're dead before you can say Anesthesia."

"Maki: Hahaha... That's good, I would like you to help me out one last time. Can you?
 * When she met Viper, her humor frequency increased.

Viper: Maybe. But you know... my services comes at a price.

Maki: You're one sick, demented son of a bitch.

Viper: ...You're looking at my statement the wrong way. I meant monetary payment.


 * Beat*

Maki: I-I KNEW THAT! I THOUGHT IT WAS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE!"

"Viper: ...Are you saying what you're saying?
 * The restaurant scene. She made Magnificent Bastard Viper lose his cool.

Maki: Yeah, I question the diet of peanuts.

Viper: YOU DO NOT QUESTION THE PEANUT!!


 * Beat*

Maki: Pffhahahahahahahaha! Did you really say that?! Com'on, say it again! That was gold!"


 * "Puella Stultus" means Stupid Girl