Homestar Runner/Haiku

"''So cool an email,

I thought you would enjoy it.

Ding dong dear Strong Bad.''"

- Strong Bad, "japanese cartoon"

"''A butt for a face,

Little brother. Dork. Dork. Dork.

Stay out of my room.''"

- Strong Bad on Strong Sad, "Halloween Fairstival"

"''Computer Over.

Virus=Very Yes.

That's not a good prize!""

- Strong Bad, "virus"

"Homestar says "Hello!

Welcome to Homestar Runner

Dot net." "It's dot COM!""

- Paviel

"Pom-Pom and Strong Bad

Are totally making out

With Marzipan… crap."

- Johnny Lurg