Thankskilling/YMMV


 * Angst? What Angst?: Johnny and Kristen get over the deaths of their respective parents rather quickly.
 * Johnny wasn't so much disturb by his parents death than he is by the fact that they won't be able to feed him anymore.
 * Conspicuous CG: When the turkey shoots the motorist in the head, and when he throws Bill's head through the air.
 * Crowning Music of Awesome: Behold!
 * Dude, Not Funny: "Oh please, Ali. Your legs are harder to shut than the JonBenet Ramsey case."
 * And she says it twice.
 * Idiot Plot: "You kids are retarded."
 * Relationship Writing Fumble: Billy and Darren were Best Friends. Right.
 * Squick: Darren's constantly running nose, the sheriff drinking coffee his wife shat in, and Feathercloud having a rather serious case of man boobs.
 * Ugly Cute: The turkey.