Let's Meet the Meat/Quotes

""So eat me! I'll become delicious, oven-baked apples for you! Doesn't oven-baked apples and your dear daughter make for a wonderful dessert? Aren't you a wonderful mother for raising such delicious ingredients?!""

- head on a platter addressing her mother,, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, "Back Rank Mate"

"''This little piggy went to market,

As mild and as merry as a lamb.

He smiled in his tracks when they slipped him the axe:

he knew he'd turn out to be WHAM!''"

- Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House

"Ema: I can see the Lunchland car over there... far in the distance.

Phoenix: Hey, you're right. I like the cute design on the door. (I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak.)

Ema: ...Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy?

Phoenix: Just don't think too deeply about it and you'll be fine.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Case 1-5, Rise From the Ashes)"

"Jon: I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim?

Garfield: Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner.

Garfield, February 15, 1983"

"Our tremendous narcissism led us to find any product 65% more appealing if it exhibited human traits. Thus, advertising was a fantasyland of dancing, talking and implicitly suicidal food."

- Earth: The Book

"Estaban los tomatitos (The little tomatoes were)

Muy contentitos (Very happy)

Cuando llegó el verdugo (When the executioner came)

A hacerlos jugo (To turn them into juice)

No me importa la muerte, (I care not for death)

Dicen a coro, (They say in chorus)

Si muero con decoro (If I die with decorum)

En los productos Del Fuerte! (In the Del Fuerte products!)"

- Late 70s/early 80s Jingle for tomato puree from the Mexican brand Del Fuerte