Monty Python's Flying Circus/Haiku

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs and spam. "-- User:Meta Four"

And now for something Completely different from That trite old Catch Phrase. "User:Freezair For A Limited Time"

True innovators Break every rule that they can Wink wink nudge nudge say no more. "-- User:Heart Burn Kid"

I wish to complain That this haiku is no more. It has ceased to be. --User:Dockmarm

He's a lumberjack, Sleeps all night and works all day ... Wears high heels and ... what?? "--User:Eddurd"

Liberty Bell March, Halted by a giant foot. Would Sousa approve? "-- User:The Whovian Zorker"