Egopolis/Quotes

""Somebody loves herself a liiiittle too much.""

- Kim Possible, Kim Possible, "A Sitch In Time"

"''Yzmopolis, my metropolis

My favourite place to be!

Yzmopolis, my metropolis

Where it's all for one

And that one is me!

From Yzma Boulevard

To Yzma Avenue,

All landmarks, and roads, and parks

Are named for me, not you!

''You know until I came along, this was just a one-llama town

But now it's''...

Yzmopolis, my metropolis

The region that I rule!

Yzmopolis, my metropolis

Now welcome to my school!

Y-Z-M-A, Yzma, Yzma, hooray!

Yzmopolis, my metropolis

A wondrous place to be!

It's glorious!

Victorious!

We always laugh uproarious!

'Cause life is so euphorious!

And here is what you'll see:

Yzma movies, starring me,

My name in lights on the Yzmarquee,

Yzma books and magazines,

Yzma shirts, Yzma jeans,

Yzma chocolates, Yzma mints,

Yzma shampoo and a rinse!

All the dogs are Yzmaltese,

And life is just an Yzma-breeze!

Hear me chat on the radio

Y-Z-M-A FM!

"Yzmopolis, my metropolis,

With music, sports, whatever

Yzma traffic's all backed up

and now a look at weather..."

[Cue Dramatic Thunder]''

Some have tried to run and hide,

but they just can't get free.

'Cause when I'm dead, you'll bow your head.

To an Yzmummy of me!"

"-- Yzma's Villain Song, The Emperors New School"