X-23/Funny

"Spiderman: Wolverine, Good Lord! What did they DO to you?"
 * X-23's first encounter with Spiderman

"Laura: You want to use a nuclear bomb... to travel in time.
 * Odds are that an ordinary babysitting jobs would be something she could figure out. Her first one is not ordinary.

Valeria Richards: It's only five hundred kilotons."

"Megan: "What the hell did you say?!""
 * Laura's first day in School in the "Target X" miniseries. She gets sent to the principal's office twice with her guide, her cousin Megan.
 * First, she's asked if she speaks french, and when she's asked to give an example of her french language skill, she proceeds to go into detailed assassination protocols.


 * Then, in Biology, after correcting a teacher on how many pints of blood are in a human (5.6, he said 7), she's asked to if she has anything else to add for that class. Cue practical instruction on use of poisons.
 * Finally, when visiting the principal's office for the second offense, the Principal yells at the pair and asks them if they are even listening. Laura proceeds to repeat what the principal said to them. Exactly. Complete with vocal intonations and inflections.