Evangelion Re Death/Funny

There are many, MANY Crowning Moments Of Funny within this fandub. "Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.): Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan?
 * The SEELE (or rather Di$ney) members (whose names are now those of celebrities they happen to resemble) speaking to Gendo about EVA Unit-01.

Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK): Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um...

David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia): Dull?

Woody Allen (SEELE France):' Ugly?

Bob Dole (Keel): TINKY WINKY!

Conan: That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the PRIDE color. And that thing on its head is OBVIOUSLY a PHALLIC reference.

David: Hey, what does "phallic" mean?

Conan: [whispering] It means "penis".

David: Oh..."

"Misato: Okay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have...TWO breasteses.
 * Asuka has Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice. Hilarity Ensues.
 * Misato proclaiming, "This is a great make-out spot!" before turning to Shinji and staring at him with a vacant, shit-eating grin.
 * Misato drunkenly talking attempting to lay down "ground rules" for Shinji and Asuka.

[Shinji and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other]

Misato: Not ONE.

[Shinji and Asuka stare]

Misato: But TWO!

[Sound of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.]"

"Gendo: All female personnel please report to... my office for...breast inspection."
 * Gendo. Just Gendo.