Poor Predictable Rock/Quotes

"I'm being attacked by a lady made of fire, who is swinging swords made of fire in a volcano full of fire! Oh no, she's throwing fire! What kind of magic spell to use? Duhhh... fire?"

- The Spoony One on Final Fantasy I

"If you specialize in one type, you're never able to really know all the strengths and weaknesses."

- NPC who has never heard of the internet, Pokémon: Platinum Version