Ask a Velociraptor/Funny


 * The Velociraptor's response to someone wanting to locate his whereabouts in order to make money off of his existence.
 * The Velociraptor attempting to identify what kind of dinosaur "Poorlydrawndinosaur" is.
 * One questioner doesn't appear to have been reading the same blog as everyone else.
 * "Ground up or tree down?"
 * Velociraptor can't play soccer.