Would I Lie to You/Recap/Series 4

Home Truths
"Sanjeev: "I once had to ask Michael Winner to calm down after I crashed into his car."

David's Team: Lie

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"Fern: "I worked in the post office for a week, but gave up as I couldn't ride the bike properly."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Martin: "I have actually been fired by Alan Sugar."

David's Team: True

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This Is My...
"Richard: "Ken produced my record, a dance version of a Shakespearean soliloquy."

Fern: "Ken and I are part of the same troupe of Morris dancers."

David: "Ken rides a steam engine, and recently let me ride in the cab with him."

Lee's Team: Fern

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Lee: "There was a saying at my old school: if Lee Mack can pass his Geography O-Level, then anyone can."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "For six months, I wrote horoscopes for a womens' magazine."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Winners: Lee's Team (6-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Martin Clunes

Home Truths
"Ruth: "I once secretly swapped sandwiches with Rob because a dog licked it."

Lee's team: True

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"Jack: "I developed a word-association system to help remember people's names, but gave it up when it backfired on me."

David's team: True

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"Jason: "For ten years, I refused to go into any branch of McDonald's after a girl dumped me in one."

Lee's team: True

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This is my…
"Ruth: "This is Jim. He saved my tortoise's life when he was about to be crushed to death at a recyling plant."

Jason: "This is Jim; me and him got assaulted by some local schoolkids when we were promoting a local butcher's. I was dressed as a sausage and he was dressed as a chop."

David: "I bought 10 packs of double A batteries from Ian on Ebay, and he sent me hundred packs by mistake."

Lee's team: David

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Lee: "I've placed a 500 pound bet at the bookie that I'll live until I'm 100."

David's Team: Lie

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"Peter: "My first drink of the morning is always a mixture of tea and coffee. I call it 'coff-tea'."

David's Team: Lie

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"Rob: "I once stole Catherine Zeta-Jones' dinner money."

David's Team: True

Lee's Team: Lie

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Winners: David's Team (8-3)

Individual Liar of the Week: Ruth Jones

Home Truths
"Steve: "I have nicknames for both my big toes."

Lee's team: True

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"Keeley: "I lied to my husband that I was good at tennis, and had to have secret lessons when he arranged a doubles match."

Lee's team: True

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"Kevin: "I once accidentally bought a horse."

David's team: Lie

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This is my…
"Kevin: "This is Drac, he's my dad's friend. He took me out for a driving lesson and I reversed through a chip shop window."

Lee: "This is Drac and I presented him with first prize at the national pie awards, 2009."

Brian: "This is Drac, the roadie that left me gaffer-taped to a lighting rig for over an hour."

David's team: Brian

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "I've had to prize open my bedroom door for the last two years ever since the door handle fell off."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Lee: "Possession: This is the children's cutlery I used when I went on a special diet. It helped to make the portions on my plate seem bigger."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: David's Team (7-4)

Individual Liar of the Week: Kevin Bridges

Home Truths
"Hugh: "For superstitious reasons, I have to touch the tip of my nose every time I say the word France."

David's team: Lie

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"Ben: "I was interrogated for six hours on suspicion of being a spy."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Kate: "I once read an entire news bulletin with one foot in a bucket of iced water."

David's team: True

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Ring of Truth
""Andy Murray recently released a rap single that sold just 200 copies and failed to chart."

David's team: Lie

Lee's team: True

Answer:"

This is my…
"Ben: "This is Mike; I met him in a pub and got so drunk that Mike here gave me a tattoo."

David: "This is Mike, and we once started a detective agency together in my garden shed."

Craig:" "This is Mike, and he beat me in a 'Moustache Wearer of the Year' competition."''

Lee's team: David

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Lee: "When I was six, I was thrown out of ballroom dancing lessons."

David's team: Lie

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"David: "I have such a terrible singing voice, that one year my teacher told me to mime during our school carol concert."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Rob: "I always throw the first and last biscuit away without eating it."

Lee's team: Lie

David's team: True

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Winners: Lee's Team (8-3)

Individual Liar of the Week: Ben Fogle

Home Truths
"Julian: "In my garden I have a life-sized statue of myself astride a unicorn."

David's team: True

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"Ronnie: "I once undertook a self-help course entitled 'How to Become Taller'"

Lee's team: True

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"Sarah: "I once spent an entire day on the ASDA shuttle bus, just to have a day out."

Lee's team: True

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This is my…
"Ronnie: "This is Paul. Paul I found, one morning, bound and gagged, in a bunker on the golf course next to our house."

David: "This is my driver, Paul; he refuses to drink pints cause his hands are so small."

Sarah: "This is my news agent Paul. He once asked me to watch the shop for ten minutes: by the time he got back I'd broken a window and there was a little boy had his head stuck in a crisp box."

Lee's team: Sarah

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "As a child, I used to play board games against a bucket with a face painted on it. I called this bucket Stephen Tatlock."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Ronnie: "Last week, I actually had to go into a shop and buy four candles."

Lee's team: True

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Winners: Lee's team (8-4)

Individual Liar of the Week: Ronnie Corbett

Home Truths
"Hugh: "Occasionally, as a treat, I put Marmite on my face and let my dog lick it off."

David's Team: Lie

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"Miranda: "I always test the temperature of my bath with my ear."

Lee's Team: True

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"Rhod: "I once had a job where I had to answer the phone and say, 'Hello. Beef.'"

Lee's Team: True

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This is my…
"Hugh: "This is my friend Steve, who rescued me when I got stuck in a cave looking for bats."

Lee: "This is Steve and we once went camping together when we were in the Scouts and we woke up to find that someone had stolen our tent."

Rufus: "This is my friend Steve, and together we have visited every pub inside the M25 called 'The Red Lion' apart from four of them."

David's Team: Hugh

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "Possession: This is the cricket ball with which I bowled out Jeremy Clarkson at a charity cricket match."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Lee: "I trained for last year's Paris Marathon but pulled out when a doctor advised me that one of my legs is shorter than the other."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: Lee's Team (5-4)

Individual Liar of the Week: Hugh Fearnley-Whitingstall

Home Truths
"Patrick: "I once punched Muhammad Ali in the face."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Deborah: "I recently had my house exorcised after several weird occurrences spooked me."

David's Team: True

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"Mark: "When I was six years old, I wrote a will after losing a game of Connect Four to my dad."'

David's Team: True

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"Bernard: "I once sold my wife's car, but told her it was stolen."'

Lee's Team: Lie

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This is my…
"Deborah: "This is Molly; she came into Dragon's Den, and she was so nervous that she left after twenty minutes without saying a single word."

Lee: "This is Molly; she's teaching me to ice skate because I'm going to be a best man at a wedding on ice."

Mark: "This is my friend Molly; she stared in a murder mystery play which I wrote and directed at school."

David's Team: Deborah

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "As a child I had a special way of communicating with Captain Kirk during Star Trek episodes."

Lee's Team: True

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"Rob: "Possession: This is a prototype invention of mine that I'm hoping to release one day."

David's Team: Lie

Lee's Team: True

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Winners: David's Team (7-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Deborah Meaden

Home Truths
"Patsy: "I got Wellard, the dog, drunk on the set of Eastenders."

David's Team: True

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"Joanna: "I recite my times-tables every night before bed."

Lee's Team: True

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"John: "I had a job where we started each day with a motivational song."'

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer:"

This is my…
"Patsy: "This is Mark, and he is currently teaching me to swim to overcome my fear of the water."

Lee: "This is Mark and he started the pub darts team that I play in, but I had to ask him to leave 'cause he was so bad."

Chris: "This is Mark; he is my next-door neighbor. He lost a bet of 200 pounds that In the Loop would win an Oscar, so I gave him my wheelbarrow."

David's Team: Patsy

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "Possession: This is my special travel dressing gown. It's the one item I always pack when I go on holiday."

Lee's Team: True

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"Lee: "I once lost a game of swingball to a chimpanzee."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: Lee's Team (7-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Joanna Page

Home Truths
"Brian Cox: "I once caused the Hadron Collider to be shut down, after I spilled yoghurt in it."

David's team: Lie

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"Martin Clunes: "Sometimes, I change the order I put my shoes and socks on to spice up my daily routine."

David's team: True

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Ring of Truth
""Noel Edmonds employs a pet chef once a week, to cook a three-course dinner for his cat."

Lee's team: True

David's team: Lie

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Quick-fire lies
"John Bishop: "I was asked to leave the cinema for crying too loud."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Rob Brydon: "I used to put on a different voice on the telephone, and pretend to be my own agent."

Lee's team: True

David's team: True

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"Jack: "Possession: This is the fez that I put on, to propose to my wife."

David's team: Lie

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"Lee: "Every year, I mark the anniversary of the death of my goldfish by pouring a shot of brandy into my pond."

David's team: Lie

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