Science Is Bad/Quotes

"There's no scientific consensus that life is important!"

- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

"Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Personally, I think bliss is overrated."

- Collection of aesops

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

- From a t-shirt, of all places

"Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of an angry God and he awaits you just beyond the last theorem."

- Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

"Caught...in the wheels of progress."

- Coleman Francis, in the Fauxlosophic Narration to The Beast of Yucca Flats

""Hey, we made cancer airborne and contagious! You're welcome. We're Science. We're all about 'coulda,' not 'shoulda.'""

- Patton Oswalt, Werewolves and Lollipops

"10. Luddite Rule (or, George Lucas Rule)

Speaking of which, technology is inherently evil and is the exclusive province of the Bad Guys. They're the ones with the robots, factories, cyberpunk megalopolises and floating battle stations, while the Good Guys live in small villages in peaceful harmony with nature. (Although somehow your guns and/or heavily armed airships are exempted from this.)"

- The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

""All our lauded technological progress - our very civilization - is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal.""

- Albert Einstein

"Me go too far! ...Me am play gods!"

- Caveman Science Fiction

"Science... Has failed... Our world! Science... has failed our Mother Earth!"

- System of a Down, Science

""Science leads you to killing people.""

- Ben Stein

"He tampered in God's domain."

- Bride of the Monster

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

"WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOOONE?!"

- Dr. Weird, After unleashing a giant robot rabbit, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"Science hurts!"

- Science Vessel, Attacking, Starcraft II

"Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become, and how blind."

- Sister Miriam Godwinson, "We Must Dissent" Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

"''You're listening to Black Mesa radio: We play the hits while you play God.""

- A Gag Dub of the Half Life intro by Yahtzee