The Scorpion King/Funny

"Mathayus: Get ready! I'll kill half, you kill half! (the kid stares at him like he's crazy)
 * Memnon's Guards can be heard heading towards Mathayus and his young guide.

Mathayus: All right. I'll kill them all!

Street Urchin: (Tugs on Mathayus' arm) Why don't we go around them and not kill anybody?!"

"Mathayus: You're lucky we have the same mother."
 * "It is not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel!"
 * Say what now?
 * Just after Mathayus rescues Jesup from certain death.

"Balthazar: You stay alive akkaidian.
 * When Mathayus' loyal stead decieds he's to heavy to hold up anymore and sits down, just when Mathayus needs him to stand up as he's sliding down a rope!
 * When Mathayus and Balthazar have there big Fight Scene, also a moment of awesome.
 * Gotta love this scene.

Mathayus: No need to worry miss."