Me and Marty-Stu Starring The Dryest Bones

"Basically, I write the story, and after each segment, you guys get to vote on the direction in which our eponymous heroes, The Dryest Bones and Kamek, and their motley crew of cronies and hangers-on take the story"

- Fiver

It's been Thirteen Years after the epic, climactic battle between Mario and Bowser. The world is supposedly at peace thanks to the Pax Mushrooma. And in the midst of this tranquility, a simple copy editor for Lemmy's Land, Inc named The Dryest Bones wakes up.

Thus begins an amazing choose-your-own-adventure story set in the world of Super Mario Bros, written as one massive Expy for the forumers of Lemmy's Land by its author, Fiver. Each segment of the story details the continuing adventure of The Dryest Bones and friends, always culminating in an outcome determined by voters. Optiosn ranging from making Dryest flirt with the girl next to him to deciding who to save from falling off a skyscraper make for an entertaining, and interesting, read where anything can happen. However, pick wrong and it can end in a Game Over.