Bill Hicks/Funny

"Bill: I finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall. It's not a talk show. Don't worry. It's a half hour weekly show that I will host entitled Let's Hunt & Kill Billy Ray Cyrus. Thank you. It's fairly self-explanatory. Each week we set the hounds of hell loose, we chase that jarhead, no-talent, cracker idiot all over the globe, until we catch that fruity little ponytail of his, pull him to his knees, put a shotgun in his mouth.... KKKHHH. ...and we'll be back in '94 with Let's Hunt & Kill Michael Bolton."
 * Whenever the pop stars of his time come into the question (Rick Astley, George Michael, Debbie Gibson, Vanilla Ice in later years), he gets almost lovably sadistic.


 * His Elvis Presley impression, particularly the one during the Sane Man special where he starts wiping his brow with anything.