The Sandman/Funny


 * In the Dreaming #10 the protagonist Bridget is in the dreaming and wonders to Matthew if she's dead.

""Many years ago, I convinced Thor of the Aesir that the reason for his impotence was that he was pregnant (he's not very bright). And I told him to lie face down and naked on his sleeping furs until I came and delivered him of child. I was disguised as a wandering physician. So I fed him a gallon of castor oil, painted his arse blue and shoved a cork in his bum-hole. I told him it was the cure for his condition. Then I went off to sleep with his wife. So Thor is lying face down with a cork up his fundament for a week and a day, while his insides continue to rumble their course. And now he's got a pain in his gut like you wouldn't believe, as the pressure continues to build. I'd told him he might experience some pain. That it was common in pregnancy. Suddenly, into the room, through an open window, bounds Ratatosk, the squirrel who lives in the branches of the world tree. Ratatosk is curious as any little squirrel. And he climbs on top of Thor's squirming, straining buttocks, and he--pulls out the cork. THRRRRRPPPPP! It's an explosion--eight days' worth of oiled shit thunders forth from the fundament of the Lord of Storms. And the mighty Thor sits up, and looks around, and sees Ratatosk on the ground, stunned, gassed, and befouled. And slowly, with hands as big as ham hocks, he picks up the little animal, and stares at it. And then, with one ponderous motion, he clasps it to his bosom. You're ugly, he says, you're hairy, and you're covered in shit. But you're mine, and I love you!""
 * He may be a bastard, but Loki's account of pranking Thor is still pretty epic:


 * During Brief Lives:

"Doctor Destiny: Shall I tell you what I'm going to do?
 * During The Kindly Ones, the Corinthian tries to
 * Death throwing a loaf of bread at Dream's head. His expression and the BIP! sound effect just add to the hilarity.
 * Just before, Dream had effortlessly caught an incoming soccer ball without even looking at it, showing off his perceptive skills. That his elder sister could stun him like that... heh.
 * Abel retelling the story of how he died and came to Dreamland, complete with Chibi Death and Dream.
 * A Bittersweet one takes place near the end of "The Kindly Ones,"
 * In Seasons Of Mist, the emissary of order takes the form of a cardboard box (a sacred one, of course). In fact, the entire banquet and most of the subsequent negotiations. Partly because there are none more comically serious than the King of Dreams. You can have my balloon if you like. Just look at him!
 * In Preludes and Nocturnes, Doctor Destiny explains his supervillainous plan to the Scarecrow before escaping Arkham. The Genre Savvy latter responds in almost head-patting fashion.

Scarecrow: Tell me. Tell me.

Doctor Destiny: I'm going to get the ruby back. The Mat. The Mat. The Mat-er-i-op-ti-kon. And then I'll drive everybody in the whole wide world mad. And then they'll make me king.

Scarecrow: It sounds scary. Have a nice time. And you must promise when you get back - to tell me all about it."

"Well, relatively normal, anyway."
 * In The Doll's House, Rose writes a letter complaining about all the weirdos in her apartment building, and says at least the landlord is normal. At that very moment, the landlord bursts into her room in drag, delivers a magnificent rant about the song cut from his show, tops it off by calling the director an asshole, and leaves without another word, slamming the door.

"Delirium: Despair has a a boyfriend~!
 * In the spinoff At Death's Door, Despair... has an admirer. Her reaction is almost pure Tsundere.

Despair: I do not!"


 * Pretty much all of Delirium's visit to the Dreaming in Brief Lives.
 * Gaiman wasn't allowed to show a character masturbating, because that doesn't happen in the DC Universe. He replied that this explained quite a lot.