Fail to the King!/Funny

"Sapphire: Oh, hello Mir. Does my hair hide it well enough?
 * “The answer’s in my hands, I can feel it…”
 * Monty's deliberate homage to Monty Python, right before he got dangerous.
 * Aria, after speaking on the phone with Almaz's mother. "Here you go, Lord Almaz. It wasn't easy, but I managed to make it worse for you."
 * In Chapter 16, Sapphire's reaction to the secretary walking in on her with a chainsaw.

Mir: It's... it's hidden perfectly, Princess... Shall I fetch your highness' hockey mask too, or is this a casual affair?

Sapphire: No, no, that won't be necessary. I just hate running around for keys if a door is locked, that's all. (Beat) Although, I will keep it in mind in case tomorrow's meeting drags on."

"Phoenix: I told you! Those things are just mana! It's fluff in the shape of a sword!
 * In the middle of a dramatic fight:

Almaz: I know, damnit! I read Bleach too, you know!

Phoenix: ...what.

Almaz: And speaking of Bleach, I've got too!

Phoenix: Shut up!"

"Gorrillian: I learned through various means that they have been occupied for the past few hours in trying to infiltrate this room by force, in an assassination attempt.
 * A ninja's report:



Gorrillian: My Lord, I have learned through various means that Rasberyl has successfully infiltrated the room."