What Did I Do Last Night?/Quotes

""So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut...""

- Phoebe (quoting a typical Fun Bobby story), Friends

""You absolutely do not have permission to not remember the same things I don't remember especially when the results of your not remembering are so potentially life shattering!""

- Ash, Misfile

"Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space. Would someone please explain to me how the smeg I got this traffic cone?

Cat: Hey, it's not a good night if you don't get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and suspenders I don't understand!"

- Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"

"''Oh my God! I woke up with a snake tattoo!

Oh my God! And I think that my tongue's pierced too!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

It's the Sunday morning after

And baby, who the hell are you?''"

- Amanda Marshall, "Sunday Morning After"

""What did we do last night?""

- Finn, after he and Jake wake up in a pile of bananas, Adventure Time