Pocahontas/Funny

"Ratcliffe: We shall give them a proper English greeting.
 * This little exchange makes this troper crack up every time:

Wiggins: OOH! Gift baskets!"

"John: Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me.
 * "And he came so highly recommended."
 * An alternate scene has Wiggins saying, "Ooh! I do so love a fracas!" He mimics shooting a gun with a soup ladle, until he trips and an axe barely misses him, before Ratcliffe says the above line.
 * John Smith's first meeting with Grandmother Willow.

Pocahontas: Then you should talk back. Say something.

John: What do you say to a tree?"

"Ratcliffe: Wiggins, why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us?
 * Most of Wiggins and Ratcliffe's dialogues, but this one in particular:

Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?"

"Nakoma: Pocahontas, your father's back! Come down here! (Pocahontas jumps down the cliff) No.. not that.. way.
 * The scene at the very beginning of the movie, when Nakoma goes to fetch Pocahontas:

(Pocahontas dives into the water and topples Nakoma's canoe) Nakoma: Don't you think we're a -splut- little old for this?"

"Grandmother Willow: (on John Smith) He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too.
 * Meeko when he jumps down the cliff after Pocahontas. He goes from confident to REALLY scared in a second and it's hilarious.
 * Meeko's expressions while Pocahontas is singing Just Around the Riverbend, especially when she goes down the waterfall.
 * Meeko and Flit's reaction to Pocahontas suddenly managing to learn English.
 * Grandmother Willow's scene with John Smith.

John: I like her."

"Lon: Come on, Ben, it's just a little fun.
 * This dialogue.

Ben: Oh, sure, we're having loads of fun. Right, look at us-no gold, no food, while Ratcliffe sits up in his tent all day happy as a clown.

(Cut to Ratcliffe)

Ratcliffe: I'm doomed!"

"Ratcliffe: You there, where's Captain Smith?
 * And this dialogue between Ratcliffe, Ben, and Lon.

Lon: Well, he's...gone.

Ben: Aye, your singing must've scared him off.

Ratcliffe: Well, then go get him, for heaven's sake!

Lon: What if we run into the Indians?

Ratcliffe: That's what guns are for. Now, arm yourselves and get moving!"