Empowered/Quotes

"Empowered: Uh... Hello, there! Welcome to my story, okay?

It's a story about-- well, you'll see what it's about.

So, um... enjoy, I guess...?"

"ThugBoy: Sorry, but I'm not gonna let anyone talk trash about my favorite superhero. Not even my favorite superhero herself."

"Ninjette: Can't be a goody-goody superheroine 'cause I don't have a nice, big rack! *urrp*"

"Major Havoc: 'Scuse me while I cry havoc!"

"Willy Pete: Then eat a few more pieces of you both... then **** s'more... then keep eatin' an' ****in' an' eatin' an' ****in' 'til you're all gone."

"Empowered: Do you seriously expect me to believe that you doofi actually conducted a focus-group test on a bunch of supervillains...? How many of your people died horribly in the process?"