Ken Akamatsu/WMG

Akamatsu's experience of being attacked by nipples was a alcohol-induced hallucination.
He is a sake lover.

Ken Akamatsu was actually Negi Springfield when he was a lot younger.
Negi can pull off clever plans no problem, so Akamatsu pulling off his epic gambit is proof, right?
 * There is no proof that he pulled any gambit. This is an unsubstantiated claim.