Virgin Power/Quotes

"Scary German Guy: Are you absolutely sure that she is a...

Patrick: You're not a virgin, are you?

[Patrick's sister shakes her head sadly]

Patrick: No? What do you mean, no?!

Patrick's sister: Well, Steve...but, but he doesn't count!

Patrick: Doesn't count?!"

- The Monster Squad

"Unicorns aren't Mythical. Virgins are."

- Button at a Sci-Fi Convention.

"Seriff: We need a virgin.

Debbie: An unsoiled maiden? You got to be kidding, man. . . I've been a cheerleader for three years!"

- Satan's Cheerleaders

""He came and it went.""

- SB Sarah, reviewing Night Pleasures by Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Imp: Have you tried adding virgin's blood?

Wizard: What benefit would that provide?

Imp: No idea, but I've found virgin's blood is like spice: You can't go wrong adding a little of it here and there."

- Order of the Stick

"No Ultimate Incantation that requires sacrifice of a Virgin is worth the trouble of a) securing such a rarity and b) relying on a quality that is so easily cured by an amorous Hero or Heroine in less than a minute of stolen time."

- Evil Empress Guide