Cheap Costume/Quotes

"This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims."

- Cracked

"Spider-Man: I think the lady said to leave her alone.

Thug: Who the hell are you?

Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.

Thug: Where's your costume?

Spider-Man: Your Mom's washing it for me.

Thug #2: OHH DAYUM!"

- Spider-Man