Romy and Michele's High School Reunion/Awesome

"Romy: What the hell is your problem, Christy? Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie. We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!"
 * This troper has never found anybody who understands his love of this movie. Here's the biggest reason:

"Christy Masters: You're just jealous because unlike a certain ball-busting, dried up career woman I might mention, we're all happily married.
 * Also the glue recipe.
 * Which Lisa Kudrow, who graduated from Vassar with a degree in biology, reportedly ad-libbed.
 * Also, Time After Time.
 * And this:

Lisa Luder: That's right, Christy. Keep telling yourself that."