Fan Service/Haiku

Hey, fans! To reward all those watching right now, here is some T and A. "-- alliterator"

What a strange plot twist She's suddenly half-naked Let's not ask questions "-- superfroggy"

I really like breasts. If only I could see some. Who's This character? "-- Wanderlust Warrior"

This show is boring! Wait...is that some breasts I see? Let's keep watching this! "-- I Cant Think Of A Witty Name (who is a girl and straight, so no), edited by User:So We Ate Them"

Oh, look! Shirtless guys. I say for all the ladies, "Thank you, TV show." "-- The Evil Oboist"

Time now to show some Gratuitous nudity To attract watchers. "--User:So We Ate Them"

Show skin; get ratings. It's stupid, but you know what? I'm okay with that. "--buri-chan"