Married... with Children/Heartwarming

"Al: Was the Go-Go dancer in our class?
 * When the car wash loses his prized Dodge, Al becomes hell-bent on getting it back, despite the rest of the Bundys wanting to get a new car. At the end of the episode, we see why Al was so determined to get his car back -- he keeps a picture of his family in the trunk.
 * Which is immediately coupled with Emmy Bait.
 * Jessica Hahn made a guest appearance as an amazingly hot "shoe groupie" who was obsessed with Al and wanted nothing more than to have amazing sex with him. Al says no. Repeatedly, but doesn't understand why. When he tells Peg about it, she says, "It's because you really do love me". His response? "Oh my God, that is it!"
 * During one episode when Peggy is pregnant, she brings up how a wave machine can be relaxing for the baby in the womb. But Al had his eyes on a new socket set he saw advertised. Since he only has enough money for one or the other, Peg assumes toward the end that he bought it. Instead, he comes home with the wave machine.
 * Bud's 18th birthday is shaping up to be pathetic. No girls want to spend time with him, his sister gives him a present that mocks him and his Mom is planning a party fit for a six year old, complete with horse and clown. After Peg, Kelly and Marcy leave the room Al tells Bud how they're really gonna spend his birthday: Al's gonna continue a longstanding Bundy tradition and take Bud to the nudie bar, where Al cheats dancers out of tips and starts a massive barfight. At the end of the episode Al and Bud are broke, bruised and battered but have finally had a great father-son moment. Al is especially proud of his boy for how well he fought, including cheating as a Combat Pragmatist by bashing a chair over the head of a guy who offered the "rookie" a free shot.
 * After the show had ended, Ed O'Neill (Al) visited on the set where Christina Applegate (Kelly) was filming an episode of Jesse without her knowing, pretending to be someone who opened the door for her in the scene. "Where have you been, young lady?!" The surprise nearly brought Christina and this troper to tears.
 * When Al and Peg attend their high school reunion, Peg tells Al she lucked out when she married him and asked him if he felt the same way.

Peg: No.

Al: Then I married the prettiest girl."


 * When they celebrate their 16th wedding anniversary, Al plans to get Peg a very expensive watch, but the kids tell her so Peg goes all out hiring a chef and a violist for the evening, and gets Al a new set of power tools. Unfortunately, this of course means Al can't get the watch, and Peg is angry when he comes home with nothing, and Al in turn is angry when he figures out why he couldn't buy it, and storms off to the garage. The last few minutes of the episode are a long Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other as Al tells Peg what really bothered him was that she thought he didn't try, Peg admits he really must love her if he's stuck by her for 16 years despite how miserable he is, and Al reveals while in the garage he was working on an improvised gift, and used his new tools to install his car's stereo system in hers for her. Right on cue, "their song" comes on, and they dance.
 * For all their snarking and snapping at each other, Kelly has at least two big sister moments where she warns Bud of a girl's bad intentions. Bud doesn't listen and ends up humiliated, but rather than ditching Bud, Kelly takes out her revenge on the girl in question.