Armor Is Useless/Quotes

""Following standard JRPG logic, that guy has no armor, and is therefore the most powerful person in the world.""

- Unskippable: on Arc Rise Fantasia

""Uuh, this papier-mache armor is useless!""

- Hapless Fire Nation soldier, Avatar: The Abridged Series

""Guys in full plate armor think they are soooo tough until you push them down a hill.""

- Max Facepuncher, on Twitter, describes one of the biggest drawbacks of heavy armor: It's very heavy.

""Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest! You may fire when ready, Grisly!""

- Duck Dodgers, about to provide a graphic example of this trope.

""Hopefully those guards have good armor... No they don't. Maybe they do...? They don't.""

- Tobuscus as Ezio kills four guards in plate armor with one shot each