Basic Instructions/Funny

"Scott: Dr Pepper has NEVER contained prunes. If it did, it would say "made with real fruit" on the label."
 * How To Deal With Trick-or-Treaters: "There's no such thing as enough Mr. Pibb!"
 * How To Fake a Smile: "Your hide will make a fine poncho!"
 * How To Make A Decision: "That's why I suggest you split the difference by doing the right thing in the most evil manner possible."
 * How To Avenge Your Brother's Murder: "arrange the scene so that he dies in your arms and you are smeared in his blood, for dramatic effect."
 * How to Explain Your Tastes:

""My pet ferret had a stroke.
 * How to Greet People:

"Huh. It's gonna take me a while to process that."

"Yeah, him, too.""


 * How to Give Directions: "There's only one KFC on 3rd. If you see a different KFC, you're on the wrong street."
 * How to Face Your Fears: Scott's expression in he third panel. That is all.
 * How To Look beyond the Obvious may be the greatest pun in history.