Moneyball/Funny

"Billy Beane: Who are you?
 * The daughter's song at the end of the movie is pretty bittersweet, with the concluding lyrics being "you're such a loser, dad."
 * The scenes between Billy Beane and the scouts.
 * Billy's first conversation with Peter Brand:

Peter Brand: I'm Peter Brand.

Beane: I don't give a rat's ass what your name is."

"Hatteberg: I've only ever played catcher.
 * Beane, along with his coach Ron Washington, visits Scott Hatteberg, a former catcher, to tell him they're putting him at first:

Beane: It's not that hard, Scott. Wash, tell him.

Washington: It's incredibly hard."

"Peter: ...It's a metaphor-
 * A little later in the scene, Hatteberg wonders about what the fans will think, and Wash responds, "Yeah, maybe we can teach one of them how to play first base."
 * "Who's Fabio?"
 * Towards the end of the film, after failing to make the play-offs, Peter and Billy sit in silence after watching the video of a minor league player who attempted to round first, embarassingly fell, then discovered he'd already hit a home run.

Billy: -I know it's a metaphor."