The Palm Beach Story/Funny

""Cold are the hands of time that creep along relentlessly, destroying slowly but without pity that which yesterday was young. Alone our memories resist this disintegration and grow more lovely with the passing years." Heh! That's hard to say with false teeth."
 * This speech by the Wienie King:


 * Anything involving the Ale and Quail Club, especially when they shoot up the train.