Better Than It Sounds/Film R


 *  : A boxer gets mad at his brother, his wife and/or himself.
 * : A college professor joins forces with a bartender to fight an entire army over a box that will kill you if you try to open it.
 * : College professor, Asian kid and a singer whose only purpose in the movie is screaming go to a palace with hideous food, plenty of bugs and a bloodthirsty cult.
 * : To get her hands on an old cup, a woman sleeps with both a college professor and his father.
 * Alternatively, college professor reconciles with his father.
 * : College professor and Jerk Jock go to the middle of the jungle to prevent Communists from getting their hands into artifacts Not of This Earth.
 *  : A yuppie simultaneously exploits and bonds with his savant brother.
 * : An infertile couple kidnaps a baby quintuplet, and they realize that it was probably better if they didn't. They meet up with two escaped convicts, an asshole father and a hairy motorcycle-riding bounty hunter. The feel-good movie of the year.
 * : A lizard with an identity crisis saves a small, drought-ridden town by doing his best Clint Eastwood impression.
 *  : Four people can't seem to agree on a testimony. One of them is a ghost.
 *  : Alan Rickman hangs out with a haemophiliac and shows his penis to a crowd of people. For this, James Frain very slowly murders him. However, this is not enough to prevent Ian McKellen, Greta Scacchi, and David Warner from being killed with Torches and Pitchforks.
 * : Vermin becomes a chef using a human puppet.
 *  : A bunch of losers race from Las Vegas to a small town in New Mexico.
 * : Total geeks help an over-the-hill athlete get back on his feet, and inadvertently destroy the very franchise they're supposedly promoting.
 * : A bunch of nerds play practical jokes on each other and their professor, though the latter quickly becomes Serious Business. With the help of a super-smart hermit and copious amounts of popcorn, they save the day.
 * : Pre-teen bonds with his estranged father by having his new toy regularly beaten.
 * : A reporter solves a murder mystery without leaving his apartment.
 *  : Samuel L. Jackson has had it with this motherfucking stringed instrument at this motherfucking auction.
 * : A group of guerrilla Child Soldiers fight in a war.
 *  : A disillusioned punk rocker starts a new career in debt collection.
 *  : A widowed surgeon imprisons his daughter. The dead wife's ex-boyfriend tries to break the daughter out. Daughter befriends a drug dealer. Everybody sings.
 * : Four drug addicts lead miserable, self-destructive and ultimately unfulfilled lives. Oh, and it has epic music.
 * : Well-dressed men talk about Madonna and wonder if one of them is a police officer.
 *  : The adventures of a monkey boy and his friends.
 *  : Air pollution causes unexpected consequences.
 *  : Children fight people created by oil drum leakage.
 *  : A teenaged boy's girlfriend dies in an accident and he must learn to deal with the aftermath of this tragedy.
 *  : High schoolers get lost in a facility where scientists are attaching guns to corpses.
 *  : College students fight badly tripping stoners. Ends with an explosion and a man covered in tar hitchhiking.
 *  : Mice help a little girl escape child abuse.
 *  : Eva Gabor and Newhart ride halfway around the world on John Candy's back to prevent George C. Scott from committing child abuse and killing Frank Welker.
 * : The Shawshank Redemption meets Itchy and Scratchy, in the form of a kungfu movie.
 *  : Following the death of her niece, a young woman watches a really creepy and confusing video, and soon finds herself threatened by a spooky little girl with long, stringy hair.
 * Death cult forms around short confusing artsy film created by a disturbed recluse who has devised an unconventional viral-style distribution model.
 *  : In Japan, videotape watches you!
 *  : Insane dictator with a bizarre mustache starts a war with his neighbors.
 *  : Insane dictator with a bizarre mustache starts a war with his neighbors, but played for laughs.
 *   After starting war with his neighbors, insane dictator with bizarre mustache hides in his bunker and blatantly denies reality whilst his adjutants humor him.
 * : A bubbly TV reporter and her cameraman shadow two firefighters to do an episode of their show; but when the firefighters go answer a call, everybody ends up quarantined and Zombies (or some sort of, anyway) ensue.
 *  : Cop gets injured in the line of duty, after physical therapy, he fights crime.
 * : A group of men, including a Rabbi, plot to take down Richard Lewis, whilst parodying everything they can.
 *  : After a military operation goes wrong, millions of lives depend on chemist and 60-year old prisoner.
 * Alternatively: Government forces shoot down of protest against mistreatment of veterans.
 *  : An athlete pours his heart and soul into his training and loses anyway.
 * Alteratively: Italian man goes to the gym and finds his locker was given to a black guy. He then publicly fights another black guy and loses.
 *  : The athlete trains harder and wins this time.
 *  : The athlete must compete yet again. His opponent pities him.
 *  : The athlete avenges a fallen comrade and defeats communism.
 *  : The athlete is forced into retirement and then subsequently beats his student to a pulp for betrayal, reconnects with son.
 *  : The athlete comes out of retirement after decades and loses the big fight; he must also deal with family issues.
 *  : A musical about a slut and her man who get corrupted by a crossdressing mad scientist and his retinue.
 * : A tragic love story, with giant monsters.
 * : Multicultural team of mercenaries spend Christmas adding to the traffic chaos in France.
 *   : A film about a man whose fiance has an affair with his best friend. It is poorly acted, poorly written, poorly filmed and the guy who made it gets very annoyed when certain people badmouth it.
 * Or, So Bad It's Good: The Movie.
 * : Army fanatic turns young child against his disabled friend and then shows the boy's sister his erection.
 * : A pregnant married woman doesn't know who's the father of her baby.
 *  : A street punk learns from his big brother, that fighting is wrong, and that he should really relax, and go see the world.
 *  : To get some money to her boyfriend, a girl runs and screams.
 *  : Man with peculiar accent participates in hit reality show.
 * Or... Man with peculiar accent wins Game Show by sending some old guy from Hogan's Heroes hurtling to his death. Somehow this saves the world. Arguably increased audience interest in Japanese reinterpretation of hockey.
 *  : An overachieving student likes his teacher; admires/dislikes/envies local industrialist.