Random DCE/Funny

"Jetfire: ALRIGHT YA BLOODY WANKERS, JETFIRE HERE MATES!!! FUCKIN' HELL, ME BOLLOCKS ARE HURTIN', OH YA CUNT!!!"
 * Vazul
 * "WTF IS A NEOPET???"
 * "I'M AN AEROPLANE!!!"
 * Proud Vegeta
 * His dramatic reading of Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula.
 * His impression of Jetfire in his Transformers Condensed.

"Dr Gero: Cell, because of your design, you'll become one of the greatest fighters in the world.
 * Cell's flashback from Cell Condensed.

Cell: But Daddy, I want to be a ballerina.

Dr Gero: Silence! You must become complete.

Cell: And then can I be a ballerina?

Dr Gero: No!

Cell Aww, but I've got a great routine worked out to Barry Manilow.

Dr Gero: No, Cell. In order to be complete, you must absorb Androids 17 and 18.

Cell: Uh, okay how do I do that?

Dr Gero: You must shove them up your penis.

(Beat)

Cell: Uuh, Are you sure we're not gay?

Dr Gero: Silence!"