The Crow/Funny

"Top Dollar: We oughtta videotape this and play it back in slow motion."
 * When Skank is the last one left alive he tells Top Dollar the events leading to T-Bird's death. Most of it sounded like he was grieving but he was talking so fast and incoherent it was hard to hear all of it aside from a few words. Top Dollar later Lampshades this:

"Albrecht: Are you gonna vanish into thin air again?
 * After Eric had broken into Albrecht's apartment, they are talking to themselves, before Eric goes to leave, he gives us a great gem:

Eric Draven: I thought I'd use your front door."

"Cop #1: Got that cream stuff? I hate this, they can't even call it cream legally.
 * Two cops are sitting around in their cop car:

Cop #2: (T-Bird drives by at full speed) What the crap?

(Cop #2 takes off, spilling Cop #1's coffee down his front)

Cop #1: Aaaaaaaaagh!"