Badass Santa/Quotes

"''"Santa's Comin' And he's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

He's gonna kick your ass

Santa's comin' and he's gonna kick your ass

Because you've always been a rotten little brat"''"

- The Arrogant Worms, "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass", from their Christmas Turkey CD

""Santa's got a brand new bag...OF PAIN!""

- The Angry Video Game Nerd and Captain S Team Up

"''He plays bass / with Aerosmith

Reads to sick orphans too

he goes surfing in space / and makes really good fondue

He shoots lasers from his eyes / and knits curtains for free

He'll fight monsters for fun / and hang out with Mr. T''"

- The Nostalgia Critic on Santachrist (at the end of the Star Wars Holiday Special) review.

""So apparently, Santa is an international group of muscular secret agents skilled in the art of Parkour who have dedicated one day of the year to deliver presents throughout the globe?""

- Anonymous person watching this

""Ho ho ho! I'm here to chew candy canes and kick ass, and I'm all out of candy canes!"

- Mystery Science Theater 3000, Santa Claus