Ludicrous Gibs/Quotes

""I think civility flew out the window the second I found the lawnmower. With Dignity and Humanity splattered on the walls.""

- Leo, VG Cats, "#207 - "You've Got Some Red On You"

"In Fallout, guns don't fire bullets. They fire miniature unicorns ridden by tiny jockeys that carry razor-sharp garrote wire!"

- Ctrl+Alt+Del

""The janitor will not be happy when he gets back.""

- Shang Tsung, commenting on the aftermath of a Fatality in Twilight Of The Gods

"{someone got blown to bits}

Simon: Gibs.

Kable: What?

Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.

Kable: These are real humans, fucker!"

- Gamer

""Good hit. I see lots of little pieces down there.""

- AC-130 Fire Control Officer, Modern Warfare

"The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield

Count the arms and legs and heads, and then divide by five"

- They Might Be Giants, "Certain People I Could Name"