Stand by Me/Funny


 * Just after Teddy breaks down over Milo Pressman calling his father a looney and the gang lapses into awkward/sympathetic silence, Vern begins singing, 'Have Gun, Will Travel' and then abruptly trails off as he realises that nobody finds it remotely amusing.
 * "By the time we get there, the kid isn't even going to be dead anymore."
 * And then there's Gordie and Chris's reaction ('JESUS!!') to the gun firing (which Chris claimed wasn't loaded).
 * "Oh Billy, I wish we never boosted that car! Oh Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit-of-the-Looms into a fudge factory!"
 * "D'you use your left hand or your right hand for that?" "You wish."
 * The whole campfire conversation with the famous "What the hell is Goofy?" and all.
 * "This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!" "Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life."
 * "That's Chopper?!"