I'm Alan Partridge/YMMV


 * Memetic Mutation - the One Liners. Oh, the One Liners.
 * Jurassic Park!
 * Cashback!
 * Back of the net!
 * Kiss my face!
 * Smell my cheese!
 * Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! (this only works if you have a friend called "Dan", obviously)
 * Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
 * The Woobie: Lynn, especially in Season 2.