The Adventures of Pete and Pete/Funny

This show has many: "Little Pete: (while holding an electric eel, preparing to disrupt adult swim) Who likes electric eels?
 * In "Splashdown":

(Everyone panics and rushes to get out of the pool; Mr. Wrigley raises his hand, then joins the panicking adults in fleeing.)"

"Teddy: If I say something dumb, he'll treat me like a kid!
 * Artie dancing to the marching band playing "Love Roller Coaster" in "Day of the Dot".
 * Let's just go ahead and include anything involving Artie.
 * Stu: "Who wants to be a bus driver when you could be a bear!?"
 * Stu: "Attention passangers there will be some new regulations: Will passengers please refrain from KILLING MY SOUL?!
 * "You're made of straw!" and the rampage that insues.
 * "Grueling coordination tests." "IT WAS A CRULLER! YOU PUT A CRULLER THERE!" Hell, everything Stu does and says in "Yellow Fever" qualifies.
 * This classic line from a little girl in "Range Boy": "I can smell his fear, mommy. It smells like bacon."
 * The Mail Lady trying to escape the earths gravity in "The Call"
 * The Cowboy from the same episode.
 * In "The Big Quiet", Teddy reveals that he and his dad participate in therapy, involving sock puppets:

Teddy's Dad: But you ARE a kid.

Teddy: No, I'm not, I'm a talking sock!


 * pans to therapist*

Therapist: Gooooooood!


 * cuts back to Teddy with the gang*

Teddy: It's not so bad; you get to keep the sock."

"Stu: I'm going to drive to Alaska, tattoo her name to my chest, tie myself to a glacier and drift slowly out to sea.
 * This exchange from "Time Tunnel", in which Stu explains to Big Pete his plans now that Sally's dumped him again:

Beat

Pete: Mind dropping me off before then?

Stu: You sure? I brought sandwiches."


 * "Congratulations, Mr. Wrigley. You're dead."