A Miscellaneous Tale of Night and Day/Quotes

Chapter 3: Cake and Crepe Town
== Chapter 4: Life is Like a School Festival, You'll Never Know Where You'll Find Romance... But Some of Us Are Too Stupid To Even Notice What's In Front of Us Because We're Way Too Stubborn To Accept Whatever is Coming. / Carnival Festival: First Years ==

Chapter 9: All You Need At the BW Agency!
"White:"You four are RGD, right? Now if you just wore the dresses…"

Red: "Whoa, no."

Green: "Are you serious?"

Black: "Pres. You can't just ask four guys to wear maid outfits."

White: "But it'll be fun! And think of all the customers!"

Gold: "Um, no thanks. Excuse me, but you want me, in a maid outfit. Can you imagine that? Gold in a maid outfit, just try, but I'll tell you, it's not worth it."

Narrator: Okay, forget he said that before you actually start imagining it…

Narrator: Wait, you're already doing it, aren't you?

Narrator: …"

Chapter 11: No One Must Find Out!
"Red: "Okay, get it down."

Sapph: "Uh… Do you just want me to climb up there and get it? It'll be easier if we just let it fall."

Blue: "Well it weighs like 100 tons or something…"

...

...

SNAP

Red and Blue: "OH MY ARCEUS CATCH IT CATCH IT!""

Chapter 12: The Voice
"Crys: "…WHY AM I STILL HERE?"

Gold: He shrugged. "Because Red said so, I guess."

Crys' "Voice": Oh, really?

Crys: Geh! Who in Arceus' name are you?

Crys' "Voice": Well, silly, I'm you!

Crys: Impossible, I'm not diagnosed with this kind of mental disorder.

Crys' "Voice": Anyway, I'm here to help you with your unknown psychological attraction to the opposite sex! Aka Gold.

Crys: WHAT?

Crys' "Voice": That's right! I'm here to…

Crys' "Voice": MANGAQUESTSHIP!

Crys: And what the hell is that?

Crys' "Voice: I would answer you, but I would be betraying my fellow brethren by breaking the fourth wall.

Crys: The fourth what?

Crys' "Voice": *Ahem* So anyway, I'm here to help you with your mental issues."

"Sapph: Can you please leave.

Sapph's "Voice": No matter how much I want to, I can't. Look, all you have to do it force yourself to do it. One… two… I love—

Sapph: NO.

Sapph's "Voice": Crap, well, this is a pain.

Sapph: You're a pain.

Sapph: So you are.

Sapph: I am… oh, don't trick me like that!

Sapph's "Voice": Oh, if that were intentional, I would use it in an instant to get out of this job. I wanted to work at the Violence Department, but no, there was only one job available and it had to be this one!

Sapph: I feel your pain.

Sapph's "Voice": Just remember and get it over with!'''

Sapph: No! I won't… wait, remember?

Sapph's "Voice": Whoops, looks like they're dragging me back. Man, I should have done that earlier. Well, bye.

Sapph: Wait! What are you—


 * Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

Sapph: "CRAP! I LOST HER!""

Chapter 21: The Girl Who Time Stopped
"Alex: "AAAAAHHH!"

Ruby: "AAAAAHHH!"

Alex: "OH MY FREAKING ARCEUS!"

Ruby: "OH MY MEW!"

Seae: "WHAT, WHAT IS GOING ON?"

Alex: "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!"

Ruby: "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT?"

Tell: "WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?"

Merc: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO TA— Oh, hey, he's that kid!"

Chris: "What kid?"

Ruby: "Can somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on?""

Earlier...

"Alex: "THE BOY IS DEAD!"

Merc: "OH, MEW, HE'S DEAD!"

Alex: "OH MY ARCEUS!"

Merc: "OH DEAR ARCEUS!"

Alex: "AAAAHHH!"

Merc: "AAAAHHH!""