Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1 E2 The Harvest/Quotes

""I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.""

- Xander

""No. No, those weren't vampires. Those were just guys in thundering need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies. It could have been rabies. And that guy turning to dust? Just a trick of light.""

- Buffy lampooning Scully Syndrome

""I looked around, but as soon as they got clear of the graveyard, they could have just-- [makes sweeping hand gesture] voom!"

"They can fly?"

"They can drive.""

- Xander and Buffy

""So, Giles, got anything that can make this day any worse?"

"How about The End of the World as We Know It?

"I knew I can count on you.""

- Buffy and Giles

""For as long as there have been vampires, there's been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One--"

[to Willow and Xander] "He loves doing this part."

"Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone.""

- Giles and Buffy

""It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine. [beat] That was a bit British, wasn't it?"

"Welcome to the New World.""

- Giles and Buffy

""I don't suppose you've got a key on you?"

"They really don't like me dropping in."

"Why not?"

"They really don't like me."

"How could that possibly be?"

- Buffy and Angel

""Okay, so, crosses, garlic, stake through the heart."

"That'll get it done."

"Cool! Of course, I don't actually have any of those things."

"Good thinking."

"Well, the part of my brain that would tell me to bring that stuff is still busy telling me not to come down here.""

- Xander and Buffy

""Ah, Colin... You failed me. Tell me you're sorry."

"I'm sorry!"

"There. That wasn't so bad, was it? Hold on... ] You've got something in your eye.""

- The Master reprimands on of his mooks.

""I just am not the type to settle, you know? It's like when I go shopping. I have to have the most expensive thing. Not because it's expensive, but because it costs more.""

- Cordelia

""I mean, the dead rose. We should have at least had an assembly.""

- Xander experiences his first Sunnydale coverup.

""The earth is doomed.""

- Giles

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