The English Dragon



"If you consider yourself to be one of the silent majority who are fed up with the way England is being sold down the pan, then this is the book for you. At last someone has had the courage to tell it the way it is - the BBC won't do it, the press won't do it, but Mr Bragg has. Well worth the cover price for his descriptions of modern urban life."

- An Amazon.co.uk customer

"This book is for realists. All those who do not wish to see multicultural London, as it really is, will find that it challenges all they have been told to believe over the years and it warns all those who cosily believe they are immune from the malaise by virtue of their cocooned rural existence that they are not beyond its reach.""

- Another Amazon.co.uk customer

"Oh fercryingoutloud."

- "amner"

A 2001 novel written by nationalist, musician, angry film critic, failed English Democrats parliamentary candidate and hater of publishers Tim Bragg. A chap named Oliver has his toddler son Ben kidnapped by stoned inner-city teenagers, provoking much mulling over what it means to be English and a culture clash between young and old, urban and rural, cosmopolitan and nationalist.

The book was published by Athelney, whose catalogue also includes An English Nationalism, The Deculturalisation of the English People and English Witness to their Darkest Hour. The outfit is based in England.

Bragg later wrote a sequel, Oak, which he self-published through Lulu.


 * Author Avatar: Like Bragg, Oliver is an English nationalist, a musician, and involved with small political parties.
 * Author Filibuster: "Our Freedom is being eroded. Those bastards in government are taking it from us stealthily and insidiously. Our culture is being eroded. You can't be English any more. They'll make it illegal. '1984' said it all" says Oliver.
 * More still when Oliver imagines himself as Dante in Hell: "Oliver reserved the first circle for the writers of novels who censored their own work so as not to fall foul of politically correct editors... The second circle would be reserved for the editors and publishers who were scared of anything that wasn't politically correct... In the next circle he put cowardly politicans... In the next circle - always getting tighter and fouler he put the television presenters who voiced only one point of view... Oliver thought about the next circle [and] [p]eopled it with social worker busybodies".
 * Jive Turkey: "Yoh, pimp, you bin shaggin' the bitch?"
 * Bring My Brown Pants: Played straight. Oliver wets himself while panicking about Ben's disappearance.
 * Patriotic Fervour: Portrayed positively.
 * Positive Discrimination: Lampshaded repeatedly. "[G]et more Black people on the screen will you for Christ's sake", says the director of a TV talk show.
 * Quintessential British Gentleman: Oliver. Although he'd probably rather be known as an English gentleman.
 * Shout-Out: Bizarrely, the opening paragraph of chapter 14 is a pastiche of Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four; in this version, Winston Smith's job now involves adding ethnic minorities to old films ("Films without cultural and racial diversity had to be re-cast. It was essential - for harmony and peace - to eradicate truth.")
 * Strawman Political: Liberal characters are prone to coming out with comments such as "you're racist because you're White" and "how do you know that you aren't a fascist?". The ignorant youths who kidnap Oliver's son, meanwhile, have dialogue like "St. George - He's someat to do with England...a king or someat" and "Nelson? Didn't he fight the Germans?" - Strawman Apolitical, perhaps.
 * Wise Beyond Their Years: Several chapters are narrated by Ben, the toddler. His remarkably eloquent inner voice is lampshaded.