Walker, Texas Ranger/Awesome

"Leader: You screwed up, Ranger. You forgot to read us our rights!
 * Walker gets one in the pilot episode. Three guys who raped a young circus performer have come to Walker's ranch--where the girl and her two co-performers are staying for safety--and proceed to chase the girl in an attempt to kidnap her. Walker shows up and, well, ass gets kicked. Then we get this gem from the thugs' leader, with Walker's response:

Walker: You're right. You have the right... (kicks leader in the face, knocking him down) ...to remain silent."