Conspiracy Theories/Quotes

"If you BOUGHT this in EITHER sense of the word? Please, please do us all a favor and jump under a fucking truck. I'm not even joking. You cannot be THIS dumb and still have motor functions. It defies all known laws of science."

- Moviebob - Review of X Files - I Want To Believe My Money Back!, regarding Loose Change

"It is a vast conspiracy. And the total lack of evidence is all the evidence I need."

- Stephen Colbert on Obama's conspiracy to take our guns