Noodle Incident/Quotes

"Calvin: Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! She told you about the noodles, right? It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!

Calvin's Mom: What noodles?

Calvin: Oh...uh...Ha ha! Did I say noodles? You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles."

- Calvin and Hobbes

"I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination."

- Matthew Taranto, Brawl in the Family

"Kojiro: When was the longest time that she stayed away?

Kirino: That's got to be that one time! That one time!

Kojiro: Oh, that time!"

- Bamboo Blade

"There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,

Or would sit making lace in the bow:

And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,

Though none of the sailors knew how. "

- The Hunting of the Snark

"291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. Let us never speak of it again."

- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in Eberron is Forbidden from Doing"

"Airplane Pilot: Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?

Father Dougal: Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and--

Father Noel: (coughcoughcough)

Father Dougal: -- oh, um, nothing happened at all."

- Father Ted

"Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."

- Nick, Left 4 Dead 2

"Legally I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that."

- Nick, Left 4 Dead 2

"EB: how'd you get it then?

TG: shenanigans

EB: ok."

- Homestuck

"There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants."''"

- Let's Play Dwarf Fortress: Boatmurdered

"I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their Molotov cocktails."

- Rick Ajax, Unbound Saga

"Pleakley: Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.

Jumba: I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.

Pleakley: All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers..."

- Lilo and Stitch: The Series

""Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.""

- Tony Stark to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, Iron Man

"Events always seem to unfold wherever i go. Like chicago a few years ago... It´s a bother to explain."

- Beckett, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

"Kirikou: Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.

Ox Ford: In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire."

- Soul Eater

""I'd...rather not talk about it.""

- Jim Morales, Kadik phys ed teacher, Code Lyoko

"Barney: "You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat."

Alyx: "Cat?"

Dr. Kleiner: "Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. Major strides."

Alyx: "What cat?""

- Half-Life 2

"(Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her)

Mullroy: She's not breathing!

(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)

Murtogg: Never would've thought of that...

Jack: Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl