HC Bailly/Quotes

"HC Bailly has a plan! Well, of course I have a plan. I always have a plan. It's just a matter of whether everything goes according to plan or not."

- HC Bailly, summing up his Lets Plays.

"My mom was a pig and my dad was a flute."

- HC Bailly

"GAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"

- HC Bailly, suffering for his art.

"Freaking Guardian Acorns!"

- HC Bailly, confronting his nemesis.

"OH, JESUS CHRIST RUN!"

- HC Bailly, The Stoic.

"Narrator: And so, the Brave Warrior and Gwaelin set out to seek a new land...

Gwaelin: "Are We There Yet??"

Warrior: "No."

Gwaelin: "Dost thou love me?"

Warrior: "No."

Gwaelin: "But thou-"

Warrior: "Shut up! Just shut up! You know how screwed up our kids are gonna be? I hate, hate, hate, hate, hatehatehate...HATE...YOU!"

- HC Bailly, enacting a Happy Ending.

"Can Squall make it back to the ship in time? What can we do if he does? Hot women with machine guns! Hahahahaha! How do you beat that? I mean, Quistis... with a machine gun! Hahahahaha! I just find that hilarious, it just comes out of freaking nowhere like "Oh yeah, now we're gonna bring the guns"! What the hell?! Hahahahahahahaha! Ohhhh, I love this game...sometimes."

- HC Bailly, admiring Final Fantasy VIII.

"MORE PARTY MEMBERS! What next, new-borns?"

- HC Bailly, Tempting Fate.

"MOOORE PARTY MEMBERS! A new-born! How much younger can you get?!"

- HC Bailly, not Tempting Fate.

"These chest better contain more than just potions... Dammit... Dammit... Dammit!"

- HC Bailly, receiving three potions.

"I really do want to kill Rufus!

But I'll let Sephiroth do that job!

Would you like decapitation, asphyxiation

Or meteors to the heeaaaaadDai-Guard (talk)?"

- HC Bailly masterfully filks the welcoming ceremony march of FF7.