Total Drama Island/Funny

Not only is this island filled with drama, but also with funny. So go read below for the examples.

Total Drama Island: "Gwen: Uh...last time I checked ducks waddled."
 * Total Drama Island has it's fair share, but Wawanakwa Gone Wild has a ton of them including:
 * Gwen vs. the Roadrunner duck

"Duncan: Whoa... that's more than meets the eye."
 * Duncan vs. the Racoonmech

"Duncan: (to Heather) If you want, you can borrow my chainsaw when I'm done with it.
 * Izzy, all the way though out the episode.
 * This exchange:

Heather: Great, the bear can use it to skin me alive after he's finished mauling me! Thanks."

"Courtney: (referring to Katie and Sadie)They're getting a drink.
 * This part of Not So Happy Campers Part 2:

Harold: Yeah, if they drink with their butts.

Ezekiel: Ha ha ha. That's funny."

"Chris: I didn't want it to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said, "Chef, I don't want it to come to this." But, darn it! These campers are tough! And so, I've come up with the most boring, sleep-enducing activity I can find."
 * The Big Sleep has several hilarious moments but the funniest has to be the part where Gwen and Trent, two of the only campers still awake, begin a conversation, as they begin to bond romantic music plays in the background and it's a very sweet scene. And then, with no warning whatsoever Owen sleepwalks right past them. Completely naked. Cue the most horrified, traumatized expressions ever.
 * Chef Hatchet in a pink tutu, scattering sleep dust.
 * Chef dressed as a big, fluffy, pink sheep
 * "Stay awake for 12 hours? I could do that in my sleep! Woohoo! (...falls asleep)
 * When Chris read a book on Canadian history to lull the contestants to sleep. Even funnier is the dramatic build-up;

"Chris: Once upon a time, there was, inside this boring kingdom, a boring village. And inside this boring, sleepy village, filled with very boring children, who did very boring things..."
 * Anytime Chris read out loud in that episode was hysterical because of his droll "storyteller" voice.

"Trent: Yip! Yip! (flails his arms around) Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!"
 * Two words: Cody's dream.
 * Two more words: Accidental Kiss.
 * Owen sleep-swimming with salmon...
 * And this little bit:

"Chris: And it looks like the Bass are missing two fish.
 * Courtney pretty much said the funniest line of season one in the Sucky Outdoors:

Courtney: Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night.

Duncan: Darn shame."

"Duncan: (referring to Katie and Sadie) Has anyone seen Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Idiot?"
 * And from the same episode:

"Geoff: Heya Bridge, you look good when you're cooking dinner. Kinda like my friend Evan's really hot mom. * Freakishly Happy Face*"
 * In Not So Happy Campers Part Two right after Ezekiel's digging himself deeper moment, we get a Reaction Shot of Harold, Noah and Cody quietly backing away from Katie and Sadie, it shouldn't be so funny but the "shuffle shuffle" sound effect and their "This-won't-end-well" expressions really sell it.
 * Most of the times Geoff struck out with Bridgette were pretty funny.

"Courtney: Things could not possibly get any worse! (cue a single drop of rain, followed by a heavy downpour. Courtney's face goes neutral before screaming)"
 * Courtney Tempting Fate. Her expression immediately afterward just sells it.

"Made even funnier when they're dancing to the actual song. Nightmare Fuel does kicks in, however, when"
 * Basic Straining has one challenge in which all the contestants, eliminated or otherwise (don't ask; it'll take all day) must dance the dance from, and I'm not kidding here, Michael Jackson's Thriller.

"Owen: Owen's not getting to second base, is he? (Izzy shakes her head no). I didn't think so. First base? (Izzy shakes her head again). Is he getting up to ba- (Izzy punches him)."
 * Hook, Line, and Screamer has several. The funniest would probably be that the
 * Owen asking Izzy if he'll make it to second base

"Chris: By far, the worst blunder yet."
 * Geoff mindlessly walking around the camp with Chef, dressed as the serial killer, simply walking behind him.

"Chris: Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball.
 * And then asked the (admittedly, fake) serial killer if he heard the ice cream truck!
 * Duncan's fear of
 * I'm surprised no one brought up Dodgebrawl yet

Noah: (sarcastically) Gee, throwing balls. Another mentally stimulating activity.

Lindsay: I know, right?

Noah: (looks blankly at Lindsay and then exchanges glances with Owen)"

"Chris: Remember, the first rule of dodgeball is...
 * And:

Noah: (interrupting) Do not talk about dodgeball?"

"Tyler: Oh yeah, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!
 * And of course, Tyler's classic attempt at an insult.

Other Killer Bass: (Face Palm)"

"(Trent has turned blue after eating improperly prepared blowfish)
 * From Who Can You Trust?:

Trent: (slurred) I thought you said you passed biology.

Lindsay: I said I took biology."

"(a bandaged and wheelchair laden Cody is seen in the confessional stall)
 * The confessional cam segments are sometimes filled with Hypocritical Humor, and none moreso than this example from Paintball Deer Hunter:

Cody: Okay, I know I got mauled by a bear, but I'm feeling confident about this. Heather's mean as a snake dude! Her own team shot her like, 18 times! They'll never vote me off.

(cut to LeShawna & Owen in the confessional, explaining why they're voting off Cody)"

"Gwen: Okay, so the haiku candidates are Duncan, Harold, DJ, or Owen.
 * Owen monologging about being in total sync with nature... then realising he's lying on a snake.
 * In X-Treme Torture Gwen & Bridgette spend most of the episode trying to find out who wrote a haiku poem to one of the girls at camp. After ruling out their love interests, there's this exchange:

Bridgette: Well we know Duncan was crushing on Courtney, so he's out. And Harold is...

(both girls watch as Harold emerges from the confessional stall, his pants around his ankles)

Harold: (in a suave-type voice) Ladies (trips on his pants and falls to the ground)

Gwen: Okay, You take DJ, I'll take Owen."

"Chris: Okay. 1...2..thr- Oop! Okay, forgot the lens cap! (presses button) Okay, hold that pose... 1...t- Oh, wait. Card's full! Hang on...
 * The very first episode has one, once all of the campers have arrived. Chris has them crowd around the end of the dock for a promo shot...

LeShawna: C'mon, man! My face is startin' to freeze!

Chris: Okay! Okay, everyone say 'Wawanakwa!'

Campers: Wawanakwa! (Dock collapses under them) Aaah!

(Camera flash. Picture is of half-submerged/drowning campers)

Chris: Okay, guys! Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten!"


 * The montage during the hot tub building challenge in the second episode, the way it cuts from the Killer Bass' Teeth-Clenched Teamwork to the Screaming Gophers perfectly synchronized co-operation never fails to make this troper laugh, the ultra peaceful music helps too.
 * Gwen staring at shirtless Justin during the final episode, once again, the music really helps.
 * Heather tore off Justin's shirt to distract Gwen so Own could take the lead.
 * Courtney, after a coconut drops on her head: "This is a coconut. We're in Muskoka, people! If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!" (cue a sled, a pile of snow, and an Eskimo falling on her)
 * Just look at Duncan in this picture.

Total Drama Action: "Lindsay: North is nice, but East is least, West is best.
 * While trying to figure out which way to go.

Leshawna: Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to."

"Heather: * after just laughing maniacally* What? I'm not crazy. I'm bald."
 * How about Heather trying to cut off Courtney's hair in "One Million Bucks BC"?

"Harold: I'll take one! I'm going to listen to the beautiful love song and think of LeShawna.
 * From "Full Metal Drama", Izzy's alter-ego Explosivo and Admiral Lindsay, Her Hotness. That is all.
 * Courtney sings about what her ideal prince will be in "The Princess Pride". After she sings the line "my prince will tame wild whales", bad boy Duncan breaks a whale in half over his knee. Where did the whale come from? Who cares, it was funny!
 * Speaking of said episode, Chris selling the Princess Courtney CD "call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!"

(Later, Harold's in the make-up confessional with a note from LeShawna)

Harold: (reading) "Yo Harold, if you play that skinny rich girl song and think of me, I'll have to kill you." (stares awkwardly at the confessional camera"

"Chef: Princesses, ATTACK!"
 * "Playing with the Princess Courtney doll is more fun and less dangerous than playing with the real Courtney, guaranteed!"
 * "No Chef, this is how you play with dolls!" (Grabs the Princess Courtney & Princess Beth dolls and makes them "kiss").
 * The bit where Justin falls. The way that he suffers is just so damn funny that it's hard not to laugh even though he's suffering.
 * As well as the ending of that episode:

"Lindsay: Something brushed up against my leg!
 * All of the "That's Gonna Leave A Mark" segments during The Aftermath. You can't help but laugh at Duncan getting hit in the kiwis by a bird.
 * Especially in the Third Aftermath, where the team logos injure people.
 * And then there's the one where Chef bumps his cart into the cart of a yeti who responds by hitting Chef's with a golf club and then giving him the Finger.
 * Pretty much the entirety of "Get A Clue" is hilarious, but the funniest bit occurs when the lights are turned off.

Beth: Something brushed up against MY leg!

Harold: I keep brushing up against things that feel suspiciously like legs!"

"Courtney: Lord of the Flies, much?!"
 * "MUUUUH-DUH!"
 * * Tiny keyboard starts playing*
 * Duncan going crazy after being lost in the woods. He ate Courtney's 32-page relationship contract, then came back to camp swinging on a vine like Izzy.

"Owen: I'll take... the squashed one! (guys disapprove) What? It has more character!
 * After Owen won the first challenge, he got to pick out which trailer the men would get.

[Girls cheer]

Chef (as monster): (steps on the girl's trailer)"

"Heather: (as Gwen) This is the loser Gwen show, where everything always sucks and the world is terrible. (as Katie) Like, oh..my..gosh! No singing? That is so sad, don't you think Sadie? (as Sadie) I know! It's totally like "oh my gosh!" Isn't it like, awesome how the same we are? (as Katie again) I know! Now look at my butt. (as Gwen) Ugh, how dare you interrupt my loser video blog? (takes out a picture of Duncan) I wish Duncan was here so I could kiss him, even though I'm too scared to tell him much I loove him because I'm too cool! (kisses the picture) P.S, save the whales."
 * As for how Owen WON the challenge in the first place, he ate all the food the key could be hiding in. It was fake PROMPT food. Duncan shares our reaction laughing his ass off in the confessional.
 * LeShawna's horrible dancing in "Beach Blanket Bogus", made even funnier by the horrified Reaction Shot we get from the spectators.
 * And Harold happily dancing alongside them.
 * In Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special the show follows what the cast has been up to since the season ended. Gwen is shown to have started an environmentally conscious blog, alongside Katie & Sadie. Not to be outdone, Heather mocks her rival in a way that's both mean yet funny:

"Josh: You've been through so much together, sharing a cabin at a summer camp, a trailer at an abandoned studio. Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?
 * Gwen's counter attack when she shows Heather being licked on the mouth by her cat Bruiser, followed by a shot of Bruiser licking his nads.
 * And when they're both at the studio being interviewed by Josh, the following exchange occurs:

Heather: It's just that...you see, Josh...Gwen is a gigantic loser.

Gwen: (laughs) And Heather's breath reeks like cat butt!

(the two of them glare at each other for a second, then...)

Gwen: (tackles Heather) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Heather: I'm gonna take you down!

Josh: (excitedly as Gwen is beating up Heather) Cat fight! Cat fight!"

"Izzy: I think I know the way! But it's not gonna be easy...
 * And from the same episode, the cast trying to figure out how to get to New York:

Noah: Yeah, this should be interesting.

Izzy: Okay, Cody! I need you to gather assorted lengths of lumber.

Cody: ...Uh, right now?

Izzy: Owen! Can you track down a medium sized boat motor?

Owen: (pumps fists enthusiastically) No prob! I'm on it!

Izzy: (clamps hand down on Noah's shoulder) Noah! I'm counting on you for three gallons of diesel fuel!

Noah: (smiles reassuringly) Sure thing. I'll get my unicorn to deliver it.

Izzy: Perfect!"

"Duncan: (as he runs) The mines are BURIED! The blindfold is redundant! REDUNDANT!"
 * The scene in "Aftermath: I" where Geoff notices a scared looking Billy in the background of Izzy and Chef's fight scenes, Izzy then cheerfully reassures him that, "I would never hurt that intern." The "Lie" hammer immediately swings down upon her, but she dodges it. We then get several zoom ins to the poor intern standing off screen, who then silently drops his clipboard and runs for dear life.
 * The barrage of challenges Duncan has to go through in "Mutiny on the Sounstage", this troper's personal favorite was him running through a minefield while wearing a blindfold.

"Beth: "Owen! Owen! He's our guy! If he can't do it... Uh.... He's not our guy!""
 * The Dream Sequence in "The Sand Witch Project" where DJ throws a spoon at Chef, it's Chef's completely unimpressed expression that really seals the deal.
 * THIS.
 * Any time Courtney gets beaten by the other campers in challenges because she tried too hard. Especially the times she ends up losing to Lindsay.
 * Duncan, Harold and Heather finding out that the reward for the heist movie that they've been busting their asses over is a special kind of cash which can only be used to purchase tap water.
 * Courtney's cheer in Top Dog. "F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on get your fins up, fins up! Come on get your fins up! Get your fins up."
 * Compared to Beth's Epic Fail of a cheer in "Riot on Set".

Total Drama World Tour: "Owen: No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom! No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical! (Chris smacks him off-screen) Mommy!"
 * Walk Like An Egyptian Part One:
 * Owen begins flipping out about getting on the plane, wailing about wanting to go home, Chris' response? He hits him over the head with a frying pan.

"Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me, and depaAAAARRRRRTtt... But this stowaway's got winning in his heaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt!
 * The song, which also doubles as a Crowning Music of Awesome.

Noah: Come fly with uuuus, come dieee with uuuus.

Duncan: THIIISSSS SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKS!"

"Sierra: Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed Emu named Jerry until he was... Well, okay, he still does...
 * Made even funnier by everyone cheerfully doing jazz hands afterwards.
 * When Alejandro finds out who's going to be on his team: "That's wonderful." Cut to him in the confessional swearing his head off in Spanish.
 * Walk Like An Egyptian Part Two:

Noah: And you know this how?

Sierra: I called his aunt once, I pretend I was a telemarketer!

Noah: (in complete deadpan) Ooh, stalkerlicous."

"Heather: Hear that? That's the sound of hundreds of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to... lock their doors."
 * Heather may be the Alpha Bitch, but her insult towards Cody after he tried to flirt with Gwen was Actually Pretty Funny:

"Chris: You have to make a raft big enough to fit your whole team. That includes goat-face over there!
 * Even funnier when you realize the irony: Cody is one of, if not the, most popular character among female fans.
 * Noah and Owen whacking crocodiles over the head with their oars while Alejandro sings at the beginning of "Rowin' Time" counts as both this and Soundtrack Dissonance.
 * "I just introduced myself in camel-ese."
 * "Owen's nostrils can breathe the National Anthem."
 * Chris's instructions to Team CIRRRRH on how to win the challenge:

Tyler: HEY!

Alejandro: I believe he was referring to the goat.

Tyler: ....OOOHHH! Thanks!"

"Noah: Seriously!? I mean, seriously!?"
 * Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan:
 * The contestants are sucked out of the Jet, screaming at the top of their lungs as they fall to their imminent deaths, then the music bell chimes, indicating that they have to sing while falling.

"Courtney: Uh, we can't storm out together, that defeats the purpose!
 * Team Amazon failing at storming out.

Heather: You go that back that way then!

Courtney: No! You go back that way!

Gwen: Well I came this way first!"

"Noah: (lifelessly) Think of the childreeen."
 * Team CIRRRRH's acting during their monster commercial, especially Noah's line:

"Izzy: He's so hot!"
 * Made even funnier when you notice that him deadpanning and shouting at the same time, with his nasally voice and the commercial's sound filter, makes him sound like an alien.
 * And Izzy's reaction to monster Owen:

"Noah: Um, what?
 * Two words: Human. Pinball.
 * With pandas.
 * Killer Pandas.
 * "Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda!..."
 * Then there's the Japanese promo for Total Drama Action. And the contestants' reaction to it.

Chris: That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo. Total Drama is 'huge' here.

Courtney: Okay, but that was in English. So why are they dubbing our voices?

Chris: Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry.

Courtney: No, you're not.

Chris: True."

"Tyler: I don't get it, I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first! And worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah!"
 * Then, there's the second challenge. "There's a new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails'. I call this (the challenge) the 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails' challenge. (beat) of celebration fun. (winks at the camera)"
 * Who can forget DJ's Rashomon Style retelling of the event in "Walk Like an Eygptian - Part 1". The things went down, DJ pets a mummified dog and it disintegrates. The way DJ told it, he pets the dog and it explodes. Then the pyramid explodes. Oh, and he was wearing Harold's foil hat.
 * DJ's odd expression when he choked during Team Victory's commercial
 * All three of the commericals! Team CIRRRRH has a monster movie type thing with horrible acting, which segues at the end into a dance with flashing lights and random lyrics ("Wash your face!"). Team Victory has a bad "dramatic" samurai type thing which, for no reason at all, has a beach ball bounce in the middle of it and pop on Harold's sword. And Team Amazon? Well...it's weird.
 * Aw, heck, let's just call "Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan" a Crowning Episode of Funny.
 * Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better:
 * Tyler being called Noah by both Lindsay and Chris throughout the episode.
 * What really made this one such a Crowning Moment of Funny was Tyler in the confessional acting as if being mistaken for Noah was A Fate Worse Than Death.

"Cody: (weakly) .....M-m-me too..."
 * It becomes even funnier when you realize that Noah's an Ensemble Darkhorse, which is exactly what Tyler wants to be.
 * And funnier still when you notice the reason why he might be upset. Sports aren't his forte.
 * Bridgette trying to talk with her tongue stuck on the pole. You have to hear it for it to be funny.
 * It was the base for the episode's song.
 * Sierra: If one of us drowns, I want it to be me!!

" [the sled containing Team Amazon pulls up to Sierra and the frozen Cody]
 * And later...

Gwen: Need a lift?

Cody: And a restraining order!"

"Izzy: Woo! Oh, look, a speaker! (points to "radioactive" sign) Our's must play music! (dives into the box)
 * DJ's animal curse continues with him knocking a baby seal off a cliff.
 * The scene where Tyler and Izzy reach their sled.

Tyler: (gasps) Is that box radioactive?

Chris: (shrugs nonchalantly) What isn't radioactive these days?

(Izzy emerges from the box all right, but now with a Sickly Green Glow)

Izzy: I can't find a radio anywhere. I think someone stole it."

"Tyler: (panting) If you see anyone, call out.
 * Tyler and Izzy during the challenge:

Izzy: (gasps) Ooh,ooh, ooh! There's Tyler!

Tyler: Other than me!"

"Izzy: Ooh, There's Noah! Noah, someone stole our radio!"
 * And then AFTER Noah has already jumped on the sled:

"The scene with Team CIRRRRH in the first class section:
 * Broadway, Baby!:

(Owen rolls off the couch, revealing a squashed Noah)

Noah: (in obvious pain) Finally! Thanks for not noticing I was missing last night! Who am I, Tyler?!

Tyler: (angrily) Hey! (accidentally spits food on Alejandro)"

"Lindsay: (to Chris) Um...so when do we go shopping?
 * Before the challenge:

Chris: You don't.

Lindsay: Noooooo!"

"Chris: Have at it, ladies.
 * Cody greedily scooping up all the candy as if it were a G-Rated Drug. "Come to Papa..."
 * What Chris says right before Cody opens the apple:

Cody: Hey!

Chris: Sorry. Have at it, ladies - and baby.

Cody: Hey!"

"Tyler: Whoo! Ten point landing, dude!"
 * Noah asleep and snoring in the baby carriage.
 * Any and all facts about Chris during the episode.
 * The song, which comes complete with a Disney Acid Sequence.
 * "The bagels are bageler, the bums are bummer!"
 * Gwen sliding down the fireman's pole, followed by a huge CRASH, then, "I'm okay!" in a high pitched and pained voice.
 * The Reactive Continuous Scream moment between Noah and the mom at Central Park.
 * Cody literally almost dying via Marshmallow Hell from the Statue of Liberty.

"Izzy: (gasps) Noah regressed into a baby!
 * Team CIRRRRH discover that their carriage had been switched with an actual baby carriage:

Owen: And he ate all my pretzels!"

"Lindsay: Ooh, pick me! I love it when people call me baby.
 * Team Victory decides who is going to be their baby:

Noah: (to Tyler) Make a mental note of that, bro.

Tyler: (pats his pockets) (Beat) I don't have a pen."

"Eva: I don't know why you would, but they told me to tell you to tune in next time, got it?! There's gonna be more crazy action on Total...Drama... (attempts to sing) World Tour! Aw, forget this (kicks a lamp, it crashes offscreen)."
 * The reaction shots after Sierra revealed some of Chris' embarassing secrets: DJ is laughing out loud, Owen is giggling, Courtney is just killing herself laughing, and even Chef is shown laughing at Chris too!
 * "Look, I'm a rabid monkey! Ai ya ya ya!"
 * Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled Water:
 * Just about everything Eva does or says in this episode qualifies.

"Harold: (to Justin) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball.
 * Bonus points goes the Scotland scene.
 * The Harold's Good Times Montage:

Justin: (punches Harold)

Harold: (to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted fourteen days! That's a lot of googlies!

Heather: (kicks Harold in the kiwis)

Harold: (to Noah) In Alaska it's illegal to talk to someone while they're moose hunting!

Moose: (charges on-screen and tackles Harold into a tree while Noah watches in stunned disbelief)

Harold: (to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time, like this. (Blinks one eye at a time.)

Squirrel: (Blinks one eye at a time, then punches Harold)

Harold: 111,111,111﻿ x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, (Cut to Beth pounding her fist, Justin with boxing gloves, Heather with a Baseball bat, Cody with nun-chucks, Chef with a frying pan, and the bear with a chain saw...none of whom seem very happy at him.) 654,321, which is a numerical palindrome! How cool is that?!"

"Geoff: You'd get mad if you caught me making out with a girl pole on television!
 * Completed with LeShawna rolling her eyes.
 * Beth hitting on Bridgette's pole.
 * No mention yet of the Drama Machine?
 * Then there's Geoff trying to convince Blaineley that he's happy only to be met with an anvil, a safe, and a piano.
 * This nonsensical arguement:

Bridgette: Poles aren't alive!

Geoff: Tell that to your tongue!"

"Alejandro: Tyler! We need your strength on the grinder!
 * Blaineley gets super pissed when Geoff and Bridgette make up and make out instead of fight like she wanted them to.
 * Slap Slap Revolution:
 * Noah's comment that Cody has a "tiny sausage". Censors? What censors?
 * Also note the particular placement of the end of the sausage Cody is holding.
 * Since the creators know that people ship Noah and Cody, it makes it all the more funny that they're doing it on purpose now.
 * Noah and Alejandro having a serious conversation about Alejandro's loyalty... while performing a tradition German dance.
 * Alejandro giving orders to his team:

Tyler: (folds sleeves up in determination)

Alejandro: Owen! Stuff that stuffing like your life depended on it!

Owen: (salutes) Aye, aye captain!

Alejandro: Noah! Make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder! (throws Izzy at Noah)

Noah: (is knocked to the ground by falling Izzy) ...And there goes my pelvis."

""MEAT CODY! NOOOOOOOO!""
 * Izzy happily carrying Noah around in her arms after his injury is both hilarious and oddly adorable.
 * "All aboard der Weiner Express!"
 * The trip wires set up around Cody's chair while he's sleeping and sucking his thumb. When Emily (yes, that Emily) accidentally brushes a bell on one of the wires: "NO MORE FOOT RUBS SIERRA!"
 * When you realize what Alejandro's last name, Burromuerto, means in Spanish: "dead donkey."
 * What? This far without mention of the avalanche? It starts out as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when Too Dumb to Live Lindsay finally realizes Tyler's in the game. He celebrates a little too loudly (with heart shaped clouds, no less) and starts an avalanche. It must be seen to be believed, the scene with Owen riding down on a deer (where'd he get it, by the way?) probably seals the deal.

"Noah: (teasingly) How are the hosen treatin' you?
 * Noah and Cody banter on the DDR pads, with Cody wearing lederhosen:

Cody: It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie."

"Gwen: (after getting shot by an Epipen; speaking really fast) CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS IT'S GWEN!! The Zingies! Caught in a tree with my hands in Cody's pants- THIS TROUBLE IS BIG!!
 * The Am-AH-Zon Race:

Tyler: Way to go, Cody!!"

"Noah: Stupid economy class!"
 * Don't forget the rat falling into Noah's mouth while he was sleeping- both gross and utterly hilarious.

"Tyler: Where's the hanging-on-thingy-part?
 * This spew by Tyler.

Chris: Hanging-on-thingy?

Tyler: You know, the...riding stick! Grabby-whatchamacallit..ugh! The...zipper-buckle-handle!!

Chris: Getting colder!

Alejandro: We need no t-bar!"

"Owen: Need...rest... and water! Aw, nachos would be killer right now! Ugh...
 * Tyler using his pants as a make-shift T-bar, him being in tighty-whities is funny enough, but the rock music in the background makes it all the more hilarious.
 * And Izzy shoving Noah into a backpack to get both of them across the zipline.
 * Four words: Psycho Gwen, Gypsy Rap. That is all.
 * After walking all day, this exchange:

Noah: Sure! All we're missing is chips, beef, tomatoes, cheese, salsa-

Izzy: (is shown scribbling something on a notebook) Slow down, hey, guys, I'm making a list!"

"Noah: (waves his empty hand back and forth) Who wants the ball? Who wants it? You want it, doncha'? Well goooo get it! (pretends to throw it, Sasquatchanakwa runs after it happily)"
 * Three words: Secret Hair Collection.
 * "Everyone! That's who wears undies in the Amazon! Everyone!"
 * It's either funny, or really creepy, to see Sierra attempt to update her blog using a pizza box and actual mouse as a mouse.
 * Can't Help Falling In Louvre:
 * Noah training the Sasquatchanakwa the same way he trains his pet labrador, proving that even a Deadpan Snarker can be affected by Cuteness Proximity.

"Noah: I don't think my imaginary ball trick will distract the yeti a second time. (makes throwing motion)
 * And later:

Izzy: Oh, oh, oh! A ball! I'll get it! (runs off-screen)"

"Owen: But I don't want to be yeti poop!"
 * While being chased by the Sasquatchanakwa

"Chris: Well we're not using the actual statues, those are priceless. Chef made some fake ones, right?
 * While explaining the challenge

Chef: (stares blankly for several seconds, then runs off)"

"Lindsay: Let's move on to wardrobe. Do you think this one looks manly? (pulls out a picture of a little girl with a lollipop and balloons)
 * The entire runway challenge.

Tyler: This isn't going to get better for me, is it?"

"Owen: I'd have to say that Lindsay's design just made me hungry. There were pictures of pheasants and I think some fruit...uh yeah, hungry, defintely hungry and obsequious."
 * Owen's line in it was quite humorous

"Tyler: Put the middle piece under the wide part, and rotate the thingy straightwise- no, no, no, underover!
 * DJ's Big Lipped Alligator Moment song in the middle of the show, complete with weird...swaying...dancing things.
 * Tyler, once again, utterly failing at Buffy-Speak:

Noah: Those aren't. Even. Words!"

"DJ: I'll take... Gwen.
 * Pretty much everything Izzy did in that episode was hysterical.
 * Especially this line: "(Faking a male voice) Ahem! This is your captain speaking! If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a PLANE does a SOMERSAULT!"
 * DJ when picking a model. His choices were Heather, (who's posing), Courtney (who's holding her hips and puckering up), Izzy (who's showing off her eyelids), and Gwen (who is by herself, pouting).

Heather: What?!

Chris: I second that-What?!"

"Owen: I don't know what to say to him...I've always been the allianc-ee, not the alliance-er.
 * Chris being his usual Jerkass self while Cody is trying to get Sierra out of her funk; "Awwww. Don't care."
 * Not to mention the moment where he walks up to them after the break.
 * DJ's "Momma I'm coming home" song. Made even funnier by Lindsay and Noah standing in the background watching the dance in stunned silence.
 * Gwen coming down the runway...wearing DJ's shirt and hat which are about four sizes too big for her.
 * Newf Kids on the Rock:
 * Heather Irish-dancing during the Sea Shanty song.
 * Noah and Owen trying to form an alliance with DJ in the beginning of the episode. Emphasis on trying.

Noah: It's like asking a girl out, only she's a guy.

Owen: Oh, okay! (to DJ) Hey, DJ! (DJ looks up) Hey, you wanna go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? (Noah glances at Owen worriedly) He says your legs are nice. (wolf whistles)

DJ: (looks at Noah with a weirded-out expression)

Noah: (sarcastically) Yeah, because that's exactly what I told him to say."

"Noah: (confessional) No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show."
 * Izzy's face after chugging an entire jug of apple cider vingear.
 * DJ and Tyler making out with cod...and being really, really into it. Tyler's fish even slaps him for getting too fresh.

"Courtney: I am a CIT!
 * Owen swimming towards the boat, huffing and puffing and sounding like a dying manatee, it's even funnier because both Alejandro and Noah had swum to the boat with absolute ease just seconds ago.
 * Heather, Gwen and Courtney (separately) saying something unintentionally revealing in the confessional, realizing they said it and then trying to break the camera to get the tape back.
 * Then of course there's this case of Getting Crap Past the Radar:

Heather: More like a B-I-T-C...

Gwen: (interrupts) Guys, let's get going."

"Sierra:: Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean? Oh no we're not-Why are we landing in the middle of the-Oh no we're not."
 * This moment when they were landing in the water:

"Tyler: Winning really is everything!
 * Jamaica Me Sweat:
 * Owen falls off the Jet, crashes into the shore, has Izzy Groin Attack him from above, and then gets crushed by the plane.
 * Team CIRRRRH always amuse while in first class:

Noah: Says the guy who Frenched a cod."

"Chris: (over PA) Attention passengers.
 * Chris' pilot announcement:

(Beat)

Chris: AAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHH"

"Noah: (laughs) Pretty blouse!
 * At the start of the challenge:

Chris: It's a Dashiki, mon!

DJ: (snickers) Yeah, a woman's Dashiki!"

"Tyler: Found it! (realizes what it is) Oh come on!"
 * Tyler's repeated Rummage Fail while searching for treasure, he ends up finding: an electric eel, a tire and a grandfather clock.

"DJ: That doesn't even make sensssseeee!"
 * A minor one in the opening: along with the rest of Team CIRRRRH and DJ, the cod- sorry, Irene had little cucumbers for her eyes.
 * Once Alejandro "accidently" let DJ know his curse was still in effect, it hit like a ton of bricks, with a line of random seagulls and a walrus appearing in his path on the tobaggon.

"Noah: (jokingly) No problem! Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives!
 * Team CIRRRRH's lines right before they do the challenge:

Tyler: YEAH! (beat) ...Wait."

"Alejandro: (when Heather is about to dive) You have beautiful form.
 * Heather copying Tyler's audition tape. Well, not really...

Heather: What?! (falls off)"

"Chris: (in his usual 'cut to commercial' list of conflicts) Will we get out of here while I'm still young?
 * Possibly my new favorite 'Noah snark' scene:

Noah: I don't know, did we land in the 70's?

Chris: (angrily pushes a screaming Noah off cliff into shark/electric eel-infested waters)"

"Owen: Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?"
 * Owen's rambling in confessional.

"(in high-pitched voice, while tapping on invisible laptop) Considering buying myself a life off Fred's List, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement."
 * Cody being punched by the shark. It was even made into the episode's official download.
 * I See London:
 * Noah imitating Sierra, made even more satisfying due to Sierra being The Scrappy to most:

"Noah: Don't kill him you clown!"
 * There's only one parachute left, because Chef miscounted them - "I'm a cook, not a mathmetician!" - leaving Owen and Noah staring at it while everyone else lines up to jump. Noah looks skyward, groans, and says, "Oh, life, why do you hate me so?" the camera then cuts to them screaming as they hurtle towards the ground, with Noah keeping a death grip on Owen's shoulders.
 * Noah smacking a Candy Fish Tail out of Owen's hand when he tries to bribe the guard with it:

"Noah: You lost rock, paper, scissors fair and square! Stop throwing the game!
 * Stripping the guard:

Tyler: (biting at the guard's sock) I'm not! You try taking off a dude's pantyhose with your teeth!

(Beat)

Noah: ...Uh, dude? No one said you had to use your teeth."

" Tyler: OOHOOOA, AAAUUURGH, AAAAOHH, OH STOP! IT'S TOO MUCH! STOOOOOP!
 * The torture part of the challenge, Tyler boasts about being able to take stretching easily, then when the challenge starts:

(Beat)

Noah: ... You do realize we haven't started yet, right?"

"Noah: (talking about Alejandro) I don't trust him. He's like an eel dipped in grease swimming in motor oil.
 * What makes it even better is that after his little Freak-Out, Tyler's face goes perfectly calm and neutral again.
 * Gwen taming the Corgis and making them sit
 * Owen talking in a fancy British accent. Even while being attacked by corgis.
 * "Oww, my wiener!" It then shows the corgis eating a sausage.

Owen: Dirty?

Noah: Slippery."

"Noah: Where I come from, that's a compliment! Tough neighborhood!"
 * The call back, when Al reveals he knows what Noah thinks about him, "Like an eel, dipped in grease..."

"Owen: I'd like to top his honor roll!...D-Did that sound creepy?"
 * Whhen Team CIRRRRH shows they caught 'Jack', the bag is pulled off dramatically: cue everyone gasping in sync and going, "Old Man Jenkins!?"
 * Tyler's expression after seeing, "D8"
 * The horrified expression on his face is funny enough but it gets even better: IT'S ACOMPANIED BY SLIDE WHISTLE!
 * And it gets even better when you remember that Tyler
 * Owen talking about Noah:

"Chris: Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece, home to many of the very first Olympians, who as my intern has informed me, competed naked.
 * ALL the Ho Yay moments between the two.
 * Greece's Pieces:
 * Chris's; "Almost like someone broke the lock on purpose! But who has two thumbs and would do that?" -gleefully points to himself-
 * Owen claiming his childhood dream was to place second in the Olympics. Complete with a Take That to Canada.
 * Owen Lampshading his frequent states of nudity on the show when they arrive in Greece.

Owen: (sighs) Alright... Time to drop the laundry...

Rest of cast: (various sounds of disgust and protest)

Chris: No no no! that was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be 100% accurate. Stay dressed. very dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tiebreaker."

"Chris:"The things you know frighten us....really, they do.""
 * Duncan . Especially the first "Owwwww~!". Way funnier than it sounds.
 * Chris when he realizes that some wires got crossed when gathering info for that day's destination.
 * Heather's expression when she sees how "flexible" Alejandro is.
 * Owen's, Tyler's, and especially Cody's faces when they start wrestling.
 * Chris after Sierra says another "Cody Fact".

"Chris: And the person who will be taking the drop of shame is.."
 * Also, toward's the end of the episode, Chris' decision to not vote off . He blatantly says, "I'm ignoring the vote".

"Sierra: Eeee! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Two Cody's! I'm confused... and excited!
 * Even better when Duncan,, smiles at them and chuckles evilly. Alejandro's Oh Crap face just sells it.
 * The Ex-Files:
 * One word: " ".
 * When Cody pokes a strange pod-type-thing in Area 51, it activates and creates a demonic looking alien Cody. It starts advancing towards him, when, who else:

(Sierra crushes both Codys in a hug. Alien-Cody )

Sierra:...Okay, now I'm just confused."

"Chris: Everyone, welcome to the coolest, extraterrestrialiest place in the world...Area 52!
 * The scene where everyone is on Area 52:

Gwen: 52? Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is.

Duncan: The show's so broke, we have to fake an area now?

Chris: Nope. This really is Area 52. And that's Area 51 right there. We're just inside the border. Well, everyone except Duncan."

"" Must!... leave!... beautiful!...corpse!""
 * Tyler's reaction to imminent death: furiously doing pull-ups.

"Tyler: Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?"
 * doing a Foot Pop while kissing.
 * Courtney recalling her "empowering"  which seemed to involve
 * Who wasn't laughing when you saw Bunny get zapped by lasers then run across the screen screaming and in flames?
 * "Don't probe me, bro!"
 * Tyler tripping and breaking Team CIRRRRH's alien artifact with his head buried in the ground.

"(Courtney kicks a giant robot, and it activates)
 * The Alien reaching out it's finger to touch Tyler's finger like ET before grinning evilly and zapping him.
 * "Gothie's going down... Gothie's going down... Gothie is going down..."
 * Courtney's slow motion "OOOOOOPS" after
 * This:

Robot:

(the robot points its giant arm cannon at Courtney...and falls right through the floor)

Robot:"

"Duncan: "What's this, a double date?!""
 * Tyler climbing an electric fence and getting shocked every single second. Oh, and while he's doing this, Alejandro and Duncan simply use the door!
 * Demonstrating his hypnotism, Alejandro causes Owen to sing TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME while doing the RUNNING MAN. Was anybody who actually watched that not laughing?
 * Pretty much all of Tyler's lines, but Duncan gets one when Tyler and Al are being face-hugged by aliens.

"Sierra: "THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!"
 * Boyfriend Kisser. All of that song.
 * Picnic At Hanging Dork:
 * THIS.
 * This troper always laughs at this:

(jumps off without bungee cord and plows into ground)

Chris: "Medic!"

(two interns come and get sheep)"

"Sierra: If Gwen's head is hollow-
 * An emu copies what the viewers were basically thinking when Courtney was flirting with Alejandro - it vomits.
 * Sweden Sour:
 * The freeze frame we get right before.
 * Cody built a giant wooden replica of Gwen's head with the materials Team Amazon were supposed to be making a proper ship out of. When Sierra suggested they use the head as a boat we got this exchange:

Courtney: Huh, don't get me started."

"Duncan: What arrrr the odds?"
 * The ABBA inspired musical number.
 * To clarify: Duncan, Alejandro and Owen were in flamboyant, brightly colored, sparkly jumpsuits. With high heeled disco shoes to boot!
 * Duncan and Alejandro having to speak like pirates to humour Owen.
 * Especially(after Owen destroys their sails with the last "cannonball"):

"Heather: Someone look at my booty!"
 * Heather literally throwing herself at an unwilling Duncan to try and make Alejandro jealous.
 * Also Heather trying to get him to look at her "booty".

"Geoff: (singing while doing a Ukrainian folk dance in his boxers) She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley!"
 * "Let me cheer you up by taking you to a happy place, it's a beautiful mountainside filled with Codies, some are giant, others are small enough to tuck in your pocket and some are chocolate covered marshmallow Codies."
 * Cody responds by vomiting.
 * Heather trying to kill Cody with a sledgehammer after he built Gwen's face, causing her to get into a fight to the death with Sierra and when Sierra's raising her weapon she accidentally hits Courtney knocking her out
 * Aftermath Aftermayhem:
 * Noah dodging lasers.
 * And his Helium Speech, "Owww" after his Groin Attack.
 * Lindsey balancing meatballs on her nose like a seal. Complete with "arf, arf" sound effects.
 * Geoff's song to Blaineley:

"Blaineley: (singing) "Dishin' dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainericious brain!""
 * Blaineley's reactions throughout are great, especially since she is sufficiently vain to assume any song about her must be complimentary, even when coming from someone she knows hates her (it takes her a couple of seconds to clue in.)
 * Niagra Brawls:
 * 'Blainerific', Blaineley's hilariously narcissistic entrance song.

"Blaineley: Get me a half-fat, no-foam latte, steamed to a hundred and two heat. (beat) I'm quite specific."
 * For this troper it was the coffee line.

"Owen: "You can't use Candy Canes for evil!""
 * Owen's Dream

"Alejandro: (his arm is stuck in the door) Por favor! I'm stuck!"
 * Sierra shoving Alejandro back up the slot machine because she wanted to win Cody instead.

"Heather: Diva.
 * Sierra: "I. Want. My. KISS!!!"
 * The look on Cody's face right before Sierra kisses him. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 * Chinese Fake Out:
 * The donkey kicking Sierra off the Great Wall.
 * Courtney wearing the mask. You have to see it to get why it's funny.
 * And then
 * Heather grumbling about Blaineley:

Blaineley: Thank you!"

"Chris: Man man chi, man man--huh?
 * The entirety of the second challenge, from  Not to mention Chris trying to deal with the producers' constant interruptions, eventually just tossing his cell phone away rather than answering it.
 * Not to mention the practically trippy video sequence during the singing parts, where Chris starts out floating in the middle of the air with the other contestants, and then a table randomly comes near him. And then later the Musicalis Interruptus.

Alejandro and Blaineley: (vomit)"

"Sierra: (slurred) I better sing or I'll get kicked out. I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I... I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody! Codyyy! (falls over)
 * Alejandro's male Gainaxing.
 * Courtney vomiting through the dragon mask after hearing Sierra's lousy song.
 * African Lying Safari:
 * Every single time Cody gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.
 * The lyrics of the song:

Alejandro: (to Heather) Well "loser" is what the lion called you When you couldn't find your baaaaaalls! Tranq balls I mean."

"Chris: Did you, or did you not steal the car?
 * With a Hilarious in Hindsight bonus once you consider the finale.
 * Chris waking up Duncan:

Duncan: I-I was framed!"

"Sierra: Who cares about votes and alliances and the million dollar statue of Cody made of prize money? MONKEYS STOLE MY HUSBAND!!!"
 * When Duncan tries to convince Sierra to vote with him.

"Chris: (chuckles) Spaz."
 * Rapa-phooey:
 * Cody/Alejandro. Cody/Alejandro. CODY/ALEJANDRO.
 * "Get off of me before someone sees us!"
 * Chris and Chef having a slap-fight over the plane controls.
 * The contestants have to find easter eggs hidden in giant stone heads representing their eliminated teammates: Lindsay's head is empty, Izzy has bats flying around in hers and Owen's mouth is stuffed full of food.
 * Awwwwww, Drumheller:
 * And the puppets banging their heads along to the music.
 * Chef  being launched by the catapult.
 * Everyone's use of 'Drumheller!' for some Last Minute Swap.
 * Hawaiian Style:
 * Harold's unexpected rap.
 * A Polish clip from the episode ([1]) sees Duncan throwing a sandal at Courtney after she insults him and Gwen through song.
 * Cody having to win - says Owen - because he's "the only non-evil person left!"
 * The bear not liking PDA.
 * Planes, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles:
 * The Sasquatch's unexpected crush on Alejandro. Made even more hilarious when it kisses him, and later makes kissing faces towards him, to which he responds by shuddering.
 * smiling when Heather hits him with a pillow.
 * "I spy something that is..." (when they're about to fly into some storm clouds) "...gonna kill us!"
 * Hawaiian Punch:
 * Noah's shrug when
 * Harold's very high-pitched Helium Speech (literally) after getting kicked in the kiwis by Courtney.
 * Alejandro's
 * Noah's shrug when
 * Harold's very high-pitched Helium Speech (literally) after getting kicked in the kiwis by Courtney.
 * Alejandro's

"Alejandro:"
 * Ezekiel's expression as he is launched out of the volcano and falls straight towards Chris's Boat.
 * This line from the Alternate Ending


 * Heather's Big No when she lost made even funnier by the fact it was her fault he won
 * Is it wrong that this troper finds the Heather/Alejandro Attraction/Conflict one of the funniest part of the show? Nearly every moment they share has some sort of humor in it.
 * Notice how almost 98% of the dialogue Noah has on the show made it here? The guy's practically the snarky embodiment of the trope.

Total Drama: Revenge of the Island: "Lightning: I'll save you, little girl!
 * This season, Chris seems to have acquired a habit of bombing everything he doesn't want to see. Among the many things that exploded in the first episode are the boat the new campers rode in on (while they were in it), the paparazzi, a luxury cabin, and.
 * Anne Maria + trampoline = hilarious slapstick
 * Lightning rescuing Cameron from drowning:

Cameron: I'm a boy!"

"Chris: Is the cleft on my chin really that big?
 * When Chris shows everyone the wooden Chris head:

Scott: Yep. And it looks like a butt.

Chris: Moving on."

"Scott: No I'm not gonna LISTEN to the snowball, I'm gonna chuck it!
 * In the "Truth or Mutant Shark" challenge, Chris asks the person whose real first name is Beverley to buzz in. Sam wonders aloud what's so humiliating about that. . Chris exposes them to the mutant shark anyway.
 * When  are on the chopping block   is viciously filing her nails the entire time.
 * "You kissed a gentlemen?"
 * Pretty much all of Scott and Dawn's interactions in "Ice Ice Baby".

Dawn: But it's full of negative energy!

Scott: So am I! *snowball literally blows up in his face*

Dawn: You weren't held enough as a child."

"Lightning: *gets smacked* AH, what is wrong with- *gets smacked * You're crazy. *gets smacked*"
 * Brick and Zoey using Ann Maria's hair as a moving shield during the snow fort challenge.
 * "Here's your cat!" (falls over and faints)
 * In "Runaway Model": The teleporting frog, and everything involving the yeti. The icing on the cake has got to be Sam running up the wood steps to the yeti while making video game noises.
 * In "Up Up and Away", Heather tries to play the same trick she did in last season's finale by pretending to cry and then beating her opponent down when they start to show sympathy, this time on Lightning. Except it takes multiple hits to get him down.

"Zoey: (entranced) Money! Removing all common sense and fear of danger.
 * Zoey's Out-of-Character Moment in "Up, Up and Away in My Pitiful Balloon", when she sees the briefcase containing the season's prize money.

Scott: Too bad you'll never win it. (Zoey pushes him down) Owww!!

Zoey: (angrily) Just watch me! (reverting back to her normal self) If that's okay with you."


 * While it's actually not funny what happened to  after his elimination, it's undeniably hilarious how he responds to Cameron getting hurt by
 * One of Brick's best lines in the entire season,