Two the Ranting Gryphon

""You know, I get a lot of people asking me about stuff I hate now. You know, they'll write to me and say, 'Hey, what do you think about deforestation?'. . . Just about anything you can think of. And that's cool, because now it's like my job to hate shit, and I'm good at it, so it's all cool.""

- 2 the Ranting Gryphon, "Abortions"

2, the Ranting Gryphon is a furry comedian whose specialty is amusing, often profanity-laced commentary on various subjects that annoy, infuriate, and otherwise perturb him - as demonstrated by the page quote, it's pretty much his job to hate various things, and he's good at it.

Tropes observed in 2's rants include:
""Hey, stop that toast!"
 * Berserk Button: Whatever the subject of his rant happens to be.
 * Big No: In one version of his "Accidental Toast" rant:

"We can't! There will be toast!"

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!""


 * Card-Carrying Villain - Played with; in his "Portal of Evil" rant, he says that he must officially be evil because the Portal of Evil had an article on him.
 * Cluster F-Bomb - Most of his rants and routines can be considered this, though there are a few that fall more into the Precision F-Strike territory.
 * Dead Baby Comedy - Three words: Three Cheese Baby.
 * Precision F-Strike - The "Global Warming" rant - as opposed to most of his rants, it has precisely three pieces of profanity: two "craps" and one "dumbasses".
 * Rant Comedy - Well, he is 2, the Ranting Gryphon (emphasis on "ranting").
 * Refuge in Audacity - And how!