Dragon Ball/Haiku

Goku powers up. Scouter says power level. Over 9000.

Over 9000 Is not funny anymore. ...Are they still on Namek? "- Vitanova"

Muscly manly men Collect glowing magic balls And fight each other.

Krillin blows to bits Goku gets pissed off badly Turns his black hair gold.

Green One-Gender Race Vomit eggs, no testicles? Magic balls instead? "- DavidBowie"

Old Mad Scientist Makes teenagers super strong And proceeds to die.