Todd in the Shadows/Haiku

He loves pop music on the whole, but these songs suck Let's tear them apart. "--User:Idler"

He rescues us from The bad music in the world It is his mission. "--User:DJ Marred"

Clad in the darkness, One guy reviews modern tunes And makes fun of them. "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

Plays piano, rants Funnily on bad pop songs And obscures himself. "--User:So We Ate Them"

A man in a hood Seated at his piano Bad pop tunes, beware. "--User:Jade Eyes 1"