Bloodlines/Funny

"Adrian: They're waiting for you. Go on in. *leaning close to Keith.* If. You. Dare. Muhahaha.
 * Adrian's first meeting with a frozen up Keith.

Keith: *nearly leaps ten feet in the air.*"

"Adrian: Oh. It's you.
 * Adrian being unimpressed by Sydney showing up at Clarence's house.

Sydney: You were expecting someone else? Am I interrupting your social calendar? I don't want to keep you from the mob of fans beating down your door."

"Jill: Do you think we can pick up some pizza along the way? Adrian doesn't want any more of Dorothy's cooking.
 * The scene where Jill wants to get pizza for Adrian.

Eddie: How terrible for him. Having a personal chef on hand to make him whatever he wants. I don't know how he gets by."

"Keith: *takes a sip of the wine.*
 * The scene where Keith accepts a glass of wine and Adrian decides to mess around with him.

Adrian: Mmm. O positive, my favorite.

Keith: *spits out the wine he just drank and starts coughing.*

Clarence: Is it? I thought it was a cabernet sauvignon.

Adrian: *keeping a straight face.* So it is. My mistake."


 * Sydney's reaction to the Dracula mini-golf course. She can't stop laughing and the others are amused by it.