The Cable Guy/Funny

"Sam Sweet (played by Eric Roberts): Crybaby.
 * "Ohh, Billy..."
 * A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone.
 * "I think he was...ASIAN!"
 * Tonight, on UPN! The trial that has captured the nation! The world is waiting for the verdict! But YOU don't have to wait for the movie!

Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts): I love you!

Sam Sweet: You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (Stan pleads for him to stop) Look who's cryin' now!

Announcer: ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in....Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet. Parental discretion advised."