Motivational Lie/Quotes

"Goku: Gohan, remember Icarus?

Gohan: [Gohan has a short flashback of his cute, baby pet dragon Icarus, which ends with Icarus' death]

Goku: Gohan, he did it. [Goku points at Vegeta]

Vegeta: Oh, this is bullshit! I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! Not for lack of trying, mind you..."

- Dragon Ball Abridged

"Stan: You know, somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man."

Jesus: Who said that?

Stan: You did, Jesus.

Jesus: ...You're right, Stan. Thank you, boys! (resumes his fight against Satan)

Kyle: Wow, did he say that in The Bible?

Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek."

- South Park