Lost Girl/Funny

"The Ash: You know the rules. Just name your clan.
 * Bo's rant after the Fae try to interrogate her.

Bo: Buddy, for the last time, I don't have a clan. Okay? Or bagpipes, or hagis. I'm not frickin' Scottish!"

"Kenzi: If I help you with this, I want 5% of the Dall's profits.
 * Kenzi trying to get something for herself when helping Trick.

Trick: No.

Kenzi: The lucky coin for a year.

Trick: No.

Kenzi: *girlishly* Can I have a u-ni-corn?"

"Kenzi: Did you bring elves home? I'm not judging, I just wanna know."
 * Kenzi after hearing noises, to her roommate the Succubus.

"Kenzi: Oh my God! Total 911! Goblins have stormed the kitchen and are eating all the sugar pops!
 * What makes it extra funny is that within the Showverse this is entirely plausible - they actually had one around for a while - so she wasn't being sarcastic, she was genuinely asking.
 * Kenzi trying to wake up her friend Bo.

Bo: Tell them the milk's gone sour."


 * Genius Bonus in Bo's line: several Real Life myths claimed that one way of detecting magical creatures like elves or goblins was that they caused milk to go sour.
 * Especially her repeatedly poking Bo's face with a popsicle during the conversation.
 * Kenzi in Dyson's body in "Original Skin".

"Bo:Kenzi?

Kenzi: (while dancing) Check me out! Kicking it in the Wolfman! Yeah!"