Highschool of the Dead/Funny

"Takeshi: (after finding Rika's weapons cache) "She[Shizuka] said she lives with her? Who is she, Sarah fucking Palin?""
 * In chapter 22, Takashi and Kohta hid their weapons in the womens' lingerie department of the mall, underneath a pile of bras. Each gives the other credit for the idea while Kohta wears a bra on his head. Rei takes this opportunity to take a good-natured dig at Shizuka, saying "Only someone with TITANIC BREASTS would have any reason to look in there", while Alice exclaims with waving flags "Hooray For Perversion!"
 * The "Cosplay of the Dead" subchapter also qualifies, especially for Alice's choice of costume.
 * Also, the little oh YEAH sound effect when Shizuka appears stark naked except for a medicine bag in front of Hirano in episode 7.
 * The Nietzsche Wannabe mall survivor's attempt to "go out like a badass", which involved flailing around a knife that failed to scratch a single zombie.
 * Alice and Shizuka using a flashlight to scare Hirano. Except Shizuka aimed the flashlight at her breasts instead of her face.
 * The extra chapter, a flashback of Takashi, Morita, and Imamura who got eaten in the first chapter talking about the girls in the school. At the end, it shows a now undead Morita with a zombie girl, still clutching his guitar.
 * The English dub has its moments.

"Saya: "You hit me...HIT ME HARDER!""
 * The ending of the OVA where Takashi somehow manages to keep four scantily clad female zombies at bay while still under the influence of the funky smoke. How he avoided getting bitten through the night is anyone's guess.
 * Takashi slaps Saya to get her off him! Are things about to get serious in this silly fan service OV--

"Kouta: (dazed and dumbstruck) I like turtles...
 * ...A.
 * Not to mention Kohta hallucinating some sexual fantasies whilst going at it with a broom.
 * Some of the Woolseyisms in episode 6's English dub are hilarious.

Takashi: (seeing Saeko ) Man, I love girls' apartments. Everything's so stacked... uh, stocked, I MEAN STOCKED!"

"Saeko: Until I finish doing laundry, I'm wearing this, but I guess it's a little too revealing.
 * And later:

Takashi: No, it's OK, I hadn't noticed a titty... A THING! We should be prepared, they could come atit- ATTACK!"


 * Chapter 28 of the manga: After Takashi briefs the team on the plan to find Rei's mom and head to the elementary school, the rest of the group looks on with determination. It's a really serious moment that is immediately disrupted by Zeke suddenly deciding that Takashi's leg was close enough to a fire hydrant in general appearance to warrant a bathroom break.