Saw/Funny

""I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and woke up in an actual shithole."
 * From the first Saw, most of Adam's lines to Dr. Gordon throughout the first half of the film could be considered comedic gems.

"My name is Very Fucking Confused! What's your name?"

"I'm having a blast! This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!"

"My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry."

"I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gangbang!""