Cardboard Prison/Quotes

"Unfortunately, it's also got a terrible track record of actually keeping criminals locked up. I'm not saying it's a revolving door, but it seems like every time I pick up the morning paper Nanosec or the archer guy has busted out."

- Captain Fanzone (on Blackwater Prison), Transformers Animated: The Allspark Almanac

"''Peoriah Johnson told Dudlow Jones

"I can break out of any old jail you know

The bars are iron, the walls are stone

All I need me is an old fish bone."

They're servin' fish in the jailhouse tonight

Oh boy, alright.''"

- Tom Waits, "Fish in the Jailhouse"

"Earl Hickey: I bet they didn't mention the 740 inmates who didn't escape!

Warden Hazelwood: I like you... you're a "prison half full" kinda guy."

- My Name Is Earl

"He [Fred Colon] was, on the whole, a pretty good jailer: he always had a pot of tea on the go, he was as a general rule amiably disposed to most people, he was too slow to be easily fooled and he kept the cell keys in a tin box in the bottom drawer of his desk, a long way out of reach of any stick, hand, dog, cunningly thrown belt or trained Klatchian monkey spider "

- Thud

"They need to improve security at Arkham Asylum."

- Catwoman telling it like it is

"Bruce Wayne: You don't know the first thing about the American justice system, do you?

Robin: I know it's bogus.

Bruce Wayne: And how did you come to that well-thought-out conclusion?

Robin: Watching you."

- The New Batman Adventures, "Cold Comfort"