Crackdown/Funny

"Cell Soldier: [flying into the distance after the Agent does a Ground Pound attack] I'll be baaaaaack..."
 * When you do something ridiculously overpowered, nearby people will say the strangest things.

"Chad: Chad Signer strokin' off!"
 * Chad Stroker flubbing his sign off at the end of one audio log.


 * The Freak Watcher . It doesn't end well.