Firefly/Drinking Game

Drinking game for Firefly:
 * Every time someone says something in badly pronounced Chinese, drink.
 * Every time River does something odd, drink.
 * Every time Mal mentions the war, drink.
 * Every time someone says "gorramit" or "shiny."
 * Every time Mal punches Simon.
 * Every time Mal calls Inara a whore or calls her profession "whoring".
 * Every time River is seen barefoot.