Fandomly Steve Wars/Funny

"Tina:DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN
 * Absolutely any exchange between Tina and Steve back just at the start of The Battle of the Bulge. Such gems such as Steve's diet came out of this.

Steve: yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT

Tina: SALT? PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS."

"Steve: tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM?
 * Also this:

Tina: BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY. STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER.

I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT.

DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL."

"Tina': STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE"
 * Don't forget this:

WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION. "Steve:fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM.

Tina: HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT"

"Steve: LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt.
 * This wonderful exchange:

Talon: How about you eat lead? *gets gun and shoots* It's high in iron! That's good for your health."


 * Everytime someone de-anoned while being Steve

"YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE STEVE?"
 * Tina's attempt at smack talk:

WELL THEN...NOBODY LIKES YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M LYING. ALSO, NOBODY BELIEVES THAT THAT MUSCLE GAIN IS NATURAL. ALSO< GET A TAN. "PEOPLE THINK YOUR JUST A LAMER, UGLIER, LESS COOL VERSION OF TONY. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. I WENT THERE.

PUHLEASE BEEYOTCH."

YOU. KILL ME? GENERAL OF YOUR OFFICIAL AGAINST ARMY DUDE. I HAVE ANTI STEVE TRICKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

"Hide yo kids,
 * Just before the start of the Steve War: oo7dragonstar's song

Hide yo wife,

Hide yo husband,

'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there"

"MORE STEVES.
 * Emma's reaction to the appearance of Steve

I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS.

/DOES A THING"


 * Accidentally exploding scones... made by England, or course!


 * "OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE... TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND."

""...THOUGH I MAY NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM RECLOTHING FRANCE."
 * Talon after rescuing France

WHO KNEW HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS PUTTING PANTS ON SOMEONE WITH A... LARGE ROSE?

"HOLY DUCK.
 * Glassesrink's swearing

DON'T EVEN GO NEAR TAIWAN.

I'LL BUCK YOUR SHEEP IF YOU DO"

"(Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and recite monologues to Steve."
 * Lampshade Hanging by Tina in Battle 6