Troll 2/Quotes

""Nilbog! It's 'goblin' spelled backwards!""

- Joshua

""You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!""

- Michael Waits

"''"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD[sh?]!"

- Arnold

""Bad movies, they come and go: They walk up to your porch, hunch down and take a shit right in front of your door. And it stinks! But it's not gonna be there forever -- the rain will carry it away, the neighborhood dog will smear it on a bagel, or I'll just hire someone to clean it up. That's how I feel about some of these movies: They stink up my life for 90 minutes, and I have to fumigate my eye sockets, but I don't really think about 'em too much after that. As I've come to realize, though, not every movie is Troll 2.""

- The Cinema Snob