Rent/Funny

"Mark: Mucho masturbation!"
 * Benny's reaction to the group's "La Vie Boheme."
 * "La Vie Boheme" in general is both Awesome Music and a Funny Moments.

"Mark: And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song... *Roger starts playing Musetta's Waltz* ... That DOESN'T remind us of Musetta's Waltz."
 * Especially the "impromptu salon in honour of the death of Bohemia".

"Mark: Sorry, excuse me- oops!
 * The following exchange in "Life Support" when Mark goes to a Life Support meeting with Angel and Collins yet does not want the others to think he is HIV positive.

Paul: And you are?

Mark: Oh, I'm not- I'm just here to- I don't have- I'm here with-- Maaaarkk, Mark! I'm Mark! Well, this is quite an operation."

""What does he mean? What do you mean 'detained'?""
 * Adorkability Levels Rising: At the beginning of Tango: Maureen, Mark quickly advances on Joanne and spontaneously busts out with some of the most jarring, awkward dance moves imaginable. She looks startled and backs away slightly.
 * Collins' Oh Crap moment. "I may be detained."

"Collins: That's my coat!
 * A blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, during "Christmas Bells".

Saleswoman: We offer discounts."

"Mimi: Do you want to dance?
 * "Over The Moon". That is all.
 * "Light My Candle" has some pretty funny moments, particularly:

Roger: With you?

Mimi: With my father."