Disposable Vagrant/Quotes

"C. Johnson: Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. You might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 Senate hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we've invented... but that other people have managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-

Caroline: Sir, the testing?

C. Johnson: Right. Now you might be asking yourself, "Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?" Let me answer those questions with a question: who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash! You can also feel free to relax for up to twenty minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you. So, welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it... Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face. Anyway, don't smudge up the glass down there. In fact, why don't you just go ahead and not touch anything unless it's test-related."

- Portal 2

"Veda: What? Oh, no... James Olsen, Daily Planet. He's not a pizza delivery boy.

Schenk: So?

Veda: So? I target a specific demographic for these experiments -- runaways, homeless people, the occasional delivery boy... not employees of major metropolitan newspapers."

- Lois and Clark