Henpecked Husband/Quotes

"It was strange that a man among men was so helpless against a woman. He had something beaten and pitiful about him as he lay there. I thought it boded ill for us.

The High Crusade"

""A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.""

- Senex, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

"Sybil: And you will try to look dignified, won't you?

Vimes: Yes, dear.

Sybil: What will you try to look?

Vimes: Dignified, dear.

Sybil: And please try to be diplomatic.

Vimes: Yes, dear.

Sybil: What will you try to be?

Vimes: Diplomatic, dear.

Sybil: You're using your "henpecked" voice, Sam.

Vimes: Yes, dear.

Sybil: You know that's not fair.

Vimes: No, dear."

- Sir Samuel and Lady Sybil Vimes in Discworld

"Amy: Do you get the feeling that you're forgetting something important, something incredibly big and monumental?

Rory: ...yep.

Amy: Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me?

Rory: ...yep.

Amy: I love you.

Rory: ...yep. Wait, no! I love you too!"

- Doctor Who

"George: But Bar, we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians!

Barbara: (Glaring at him with her arms crossed) GEORGE...

George: (grumbling under his breath) Yes, dear.

(Gorbachev smiles evilly and says something in Russian to his aide)"

- The Simpsons