The Load/Quotes

""On their own, the giant infant scientists survived another minute, and then crashed.""

- Mystery Science Theater 3000, episode #816: Prince of Space

""All he does is follow Quaid around and be... funny? I think this is supposed to be funny.""

- The Nostalgia Chick, on the Monk character in Dragonheart

""I tend to see Elan more as an obstacle that this team overcomes on a regular basis. Traveling with Elan is kind of like, say, adventuring with syphilis. It can be done, for a while, but it's not easy and it's not pretty.""

- Roy Greenhilt, The Order of the Stick

""Are you sure you want Fluttershy to come along? I mean, that pony is afraid of her own shadow. She's just going to slow us down.""

- Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

"First they ran out of Red Shirts, and now the writers of The Walking Dead are fresh out of Convenient Burdens, too. Don't mistake the two: Red Shirts are entirely different from Convenient Burdens. Red Shirts are just disposable cannon fodder, while Convenient Burdens usually aren't even killed -- they're just perpetually on the verge of it. And they make for bad storytelling because they're usually painfully transparent: The Convenient Burdens only exist as easy plot devices to put the group in trouble when shit gets boring."

- Cracked, 5 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Has to Get Better