Exact Words/Quotes

""Don't worry. A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you.""

- Teatime, Hogfather

"Lawyer: Can you describe your job?

Veronica: Yes.

Lawyer: How would you describe your job?

Veronica: Cleverly."

- Better Off Ted

"Jacob: Hey, Elspeth. Does that look like lunch to you? [points at a restaurant]

Elspeth: That looks like a building to me, but it probably contains something that looks like lunch."

- Luminosity

""Titania has already laid down the law. We've obeyed it. Not our fault if what she decreed was not what she wanted.""

- Lily, The Dresden Files: Proven Guilty

"Voice of the Bug: Place... projectile weapon... on the ground.

Edgar: You can have my gun (cocks it) when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Bug: Your proposal is acceptable."

- Men in Black

"Batman: Let her go.

The Joker: Very poor choice of words. *drops Rachel Dawes out of a window*"

- The Dark Knight

"Mapleshade: Remember your promise? Remember the exact words? You vow to put your clan above everything else you want? Your mother, father, mate, kits, and leader! From that one promise, I could take everything precious to you!"

- Warrior Cats

""The Emperor wants the thaumaturge alive; everyone else can die," Berne said simply.

This particular instruction had been carefully planned; he had to be able to say truthfully to Ma'elKoth that he didn't order a massacre."

- Heroes Die