Hulk Vs/Funny

"*Deadpool crawls out of wreckage*
 * The Stinger at the end of the Wolverine segment:

Deadpool: ...I can't believe it! I'm alive! I'm aliiiiiiiiiiii-!!


 * Gets stomped on in passing by The Hulk's super leap*

'pool: ...ow..."

"Deadpool: What do you say after the mission, we "
 * Way to make me nearly drown on dry land, fellas.
 * All of Deadpool's dialogue.
 * "Noooooooo...Thaaaaaat waaaaaaas my favoriiite gunnnnnn!"
 * "Logan, buddy! It's me, Deadpool! I shot yooooou. :D"
 * "Hey, do you still have that indestructible skull?"
 * *metallic ping* "OWW! Dammit..!"
 * "Who wants snacks? YOU DO!"
 * Though arguably, he may have crossed a line with:


 * What? Babies creep him out. "Rock a bye-BANG!".
 * "Hey Logan, I think we lost him!"
 * Loki sending Bruce Banner skidding a long way across a room by casually backhanding him (barely even touching him). Yes, Loki just pimp-smacked Banner.
 * "HULK! HATE! CLAW PEOPLE!"