Sacred Hospitality/Quotes

"Do you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"

- Michael Waits, Troll 2

"Jabbar: "My tent is Your tent."

Vimes: "It is? really?"

Jabbar: "My wives are your wives."

Vimes: (panicking) "They are? really?"

Jabbar:: "My food is Your food. (Gives Vimes a sheep's eye) The best part."

(muffled snickeringing from assembled D'regs)

Vimes: "This looks like a sheep's eyeball."

Carrot: "Yes sir, but it is unwise to-"

Vimes: "You know what? I think this is a little game called 'See what Offendi will swallow'. I am not swallowing this, my friend."

Jabbar: "Then it is true that you can see farther than most."

Vimes: "So can this food. My father told me never to eat anything that can look back."

(laughter quits, tense moment...)

Jabbar: (Slaps vimes on the back; Vimes drops the eye) "Well done! Extremely good! First time it have not worked in twenty years! Now sit, we have proper rice and sheep just like mother!""

- Jingo