Planetary/Funny

"Batman: "Bat-apologies.""
 * The groin attack that is the page image on Groin Attack.
 * "Mr Snow, I believe these to be negro eggs."
 * "You'll regret being so damn abusive when the electric UFO gods transphase in from Dimension Ten to appoint me Manager of the Universe... I said that out loud, didn't I?"
 * One word: "Bat Female-Villain Repellent". And it works.