Rescue 911/Funny


 * "911 Silent Intruder". A woman runs out of her house and calls 911 after seeing somebody in a dark hallway. Turns out
 * Another segment had a break-in by.
 * Part of it is just how funny he says it, it sounds almost like he was laughing.

"Woman: What are you doing in my fireplace?!
 * One time, they featured a story about a man getting stuck trying to break into a couple's home through the chimney. Funny enough, yes, but the real kicker was that it happened around Christmastime. Even better than that? The rescue personnel all thought it was a hoot, and the victimized couple even took pictures of the trapped burglar for their Christmas cards.

Burglar: I'm Santa Claus, What do you think?

Woman: I don't see any presents, and I know I've been a good girl!"

"Kid: I did not want to die younger than Elvis."
 * A dog gets tangled in a telephone... and steps on the button that automatically dials 911.
 * At least two criminals call 911 to turn themselves in.
 * A teenager gets his tongue stuck in a freezer, a la A Christmas Story.
 * A kid becomes trapped in a laundry chute while playing hide-and-seek.

"Woman: BAWB! GETCHER GUN!! THERE'S 'N' ALLIGATOR WIDDA KID INNIT'S MOUF!!"
 * A toddler gets her foot stuck in the toilet drain, and they have to break it to get her out.
 * A student gets his tongue stuck in a canteen.
 * A college art student gets his face stuck in Plaster of Paris.
 * A college girl tries making a plaster bust of her older sister's bare chest, but the lack of lubrication causes the plaster to burn the sister's skin. The fire department is called in to break the plaster and render aid, and the interviewees make it a point to say how embarrassing it was for these strange firemen to see this girl topless...
 * A safe's cash gate causes the operator's hand to become stuck in an awkward position and they are unable to move the safe.
 * A kid gets his tongue stuck in a bottle.
 * A woman gets trapped by a piece of furniture and the neighbors mistake it for a domestic disturbance.
 * "Gator Gulch," despite the seriousness of the story, has one moment that is pretty Narm-y.