Better Than It Sounds/Film J


 *  : Man comes home from war. He notices that something is very different about the world.
 *  : Prison bitch tries to kill his rapist. With a pencil.
 *  : Man who needs to be discreet and effective, but introduces himself with his full name and goes after every girl he meets. And, every bartender on the planet knows his Drink Order. Also, faces people who don't know simple killing methods.
 * : A man tries to increase gold prices by reducing the supply.
 * : A man with a scar and a liking for cats tries to start World War Three by stealing their vehicles.
 * : A man with a marine obsession tries to start World War Three by stealing vehicles.
 * : A man with vehicles and an innovative conference room tries to use poisonous plants to have human evolution his way.
 * : Two nations and criminal associates fight each other over a box.
 * : A man dressed as a clown tries to stop a plot to blow up a military base.
 * : A man tries to dominate the microchip industry by flooding the competition.
 * : The key to disrupt an evil general is a cello player.
 * : A man goes on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge against a drug dealer and loses his job because of it.
 * : A man tries to use an electromagnetic pulse to cover up a robbery. Twice.
 * : A man tries to start World War Three just to sell news in China.
 * : A man with a scar and a bullet inside his head tries to raise the price of oil to please his girlfriend.
 * : A diamond merchant tries to reunite two long-divided nations by force. He uses a farming tool as a weapon.
 * : Adults' card game is Serious Business.
 * : A man blows up a hotel to get over his dead girlfriend.
 *  : Scientist, police officer afraid of water and war veteran go fishing. With explosives.
 * Or: A fish starts eating people.
 *  : Police officer's kids go fishing. Without explosives.
 *  : Police officer's son goes fishing at a theme park. Actually, not all that great.
 *  : Stalking fish goes human hunting. Actually as bad as it sounds.
 * : A washed-up action star, playing himself, tries to pay his alimony.
 * : A sheltered teenage boy learns about the world for the first time and dies violently. The boy was played by an amateur actor in his forties.
 * : The rock opera of the death of an important religious leader, using a strangely diverse cast and anachronistic props.
 *  : The musical of the return of an important religious leader, but this time he has to use kungfu to save Ottawa's lesbian community from vampires. A luchador helps him.
 *  : A (board) game of life or death.
 *  : A (board) game of life or death... IN SPACE!
 * : A kid fights a tiger. And wins.
 * : A muscle-bound scientist with a peculiar accent impregnates himself. His nipples become very sensitive. And he could not have done a worse job picking the other parent, even though there is attraction between them.
 * : Girl deals with pregnancy and speaks weirdly.
 * : Two kids get invited to visit their grandfather's zoo and watch a lawyer feed one of the animals.
 * : Girl accompanies her father to the breeding facility of the zoo, where he would meet his ex-wife. One of the animals follows them home.
 * : Boy gets lost in the breeding facility.