Candle Jack/Haiku

Freakazoid villain Say "Candle Jack," and watch out! He'll make you disapp --dockmarm

Describe Candle Jack In seventeen syllables? That's very diffic --Johnny E

Everyone knows him, Yet no one wants to say him. The name: "Candle Jack". --Crazy Lu

We know what happens, But we still say Candle Jack. We're a bunch of id --Bufuman

Oh, what Idiots. Candle Jack has stopped them from Finishing their hai -- Sal Fish Fin

The way to beat him: Say his name at the finish. Like this: Candle Jack --Wa

No one should ever Say Candle Jack's name, but Oh darn, I said i --Iceguppie

You're doing it wrong Say Candle Jack and then you Can't fini --Anonymous

[[Genre Savvy Don't say this guy's name, Or, like everyone above, You will get kidnapped.]] "--The Hero Hartmut"

Good old Candle J, he is always so polite. He clicks "save" for you. --Lord Nadir who is also very savvy.

I wrote a haiku But it mentioned his name, so I couldn't click "save." --Anonymous

Ha! I said his name, And yet I'm still typing this! He'll never catch m --User:So We Ate Them

Warn them of him, but Never say his name, or else Candle Jack will ge --Bozozoku

If his last name jumped Over his first name. Then we'd Have a nursery rhyme

I've looked to the left. And to the right. He's not here. So! Candle Jack! Hah! -- Wer

Above troper! Watch out, Candle Jack is behind you, oh no that's hi -- Snowsky

They've all been kidnapped! Fancy saying "Candle Jack"! But I'm much too clev -- Captain Pedant

Candle Jack? Yeah right. Just build a freaking sentry. That takes care of that. -- Rayne Cyro. The result.

He is everywhere. In your house and in your dreams. And with enough rope. -- Vanguard1505

It is challenging Working in a hardware store Where is all the rope? -- duh

Where are all the cops? I can only assume he Got all of them, too. -- Incom