The A-Team/Funny

TV series
"Frankie: I wanted to have kids. Do you think we can still have kids, Murdock?
 * In the fifth season, the Team have been captured and are facing a firing squad. Each has an Imagine Spot about ways to escape the situation. BA's is that Murdock flies in with a chopper ready to rescue him. But instead of pulling BA up right away, Murdock tries to get him to agree to more and more demands, like moving in with him. Eventually, BA jumps back down and tells the squad to go ahead and shoot.
 * After the team is exposed to radiation:

Murdock: I don't think I know you well enough."

"Murdock: Thanks so much for coming to my wedding! I love your dress! [runs off, wedding dress and veil billowing out behind him]"
 * Anything Murdock does. But special mention goes to the time he helped a client escape her evil fiance by taking her place in the wedding. During his getaway, he stops to shake an elderly guest's hand:

"Hannibal: He was lucky to have you."
 * Even funnier is Murdock, still in the wedding dress, running after the catering truck that the rest of the team is using as a getaway vehicle, and Face leaning out the back of the truck, shouting, "Come to me, my precious!"
 * And later in the episode, he writes the villain a letter of apology for leaving him at the altar.

"MP: Well, Colonel Lynch, chasing Hannibal Smith as much as we have, I've come to appreciate his sense of humor.
 * One episode, Labor Pains, has Murdock fooling around with a ouija board the whole time. At the end, he goes into another "trance" and begins to intone "Decker is coming, Decker is coming...". BA is fed up and just as things are about to get ugly, they hear sirens. Cue incredulous expressions from everyone except Hannibal- whose face just screams Oh Crap.
 * Lynch and his right-hand MP, in One More Time:

Lynch: Sense of humor? You think that's funny then, Hannibal Smith working under the name of 'Lynch'?

MP: Well I mean considering the fact that we've looked everywhere for him, and all this time he's working in the open under your very name.


 * Lynch glares at him*


 * Beat*

MP: Well no sir, I don't think that's funny."

"Face *reads Murdock's list*: Are you nuts?
 * Murdock, under disguise as pilot Dick Nash (In Plane Sight), grabs a bottle from a villain's desk and opens it in Grievous Bottley Harm fashion to drink from it. After that he realizes he doesn't like the flavor, and drops it altogether to the floor.
 * Face and Murdock's failed attempts to go on a double date in The Trouble with Harry.
 * Murdock repeatedly telling Face, "You should've never answered that phone!"
 * This exchange from Holiday in the Hills:

Murdock: Absolutely and totally.

Face: How am I gonna get all this stuff out here in the middle of nowhere?

Murdock: Hey you always say you can get anything, anywhere, anytime.

Face: Yeah, but I -

Murdock: Think of it as a challenge. How did you get that '53 Cadillac convertible in the jungles of 'Nam?


 * Beat*

Murdock: How did you get that '53 Cadillac convertible in the jungles of 'Nam?

Face *smirks*: Professional secret."

"Face: You're such a sweet soul. So innocent, pretty...just like...Mary Anne.
 * Face's entire conversation with Louanne during his priest scam from that same episode. This bit in particular:

Louanna: Mary Anne? *Face nods* My name's Louanne.

Face: Really?

Louanne: Y'know I've always been kinda fascinated with priests because they aren't allowed...I mean, they don't...

Face: Ah. But sometimes...they do.

Louanne: Oh no...you and Mary Anne?

Face: Sometimes the runner...stumbles.

Louanne: Oh, Father, I'm truly sorry. What can I do to help?

Face: Well...would you happen to have a gasoline engine?

Louanne: Gasoline engine?

Face: Y'know, for my power lawn mower.

Louanne: You want a...power lawn mower?"

"Face: Murdock, uh, what's gonna happen?
 * Face's absolute adorkableness while pretending to be the priest is a major part of what makes this scene so funny. His expressions throughout are just priceless, as is his delivery.
 * Also, this, from the beginning.

Murdock: Looks like we gonna crash.

Face *laughs nervously*: C'mon, really, what's gonna happen?

Murdock: It looks like we gonna crash...and die."


 * Murdock flirting with himself in two different accents is absolutely hilarious.
 * Let's face it, that whole episode is pretty much one big Crowning Moment of Funny.

Movie
"B.A.: Why the hell are we in a falling tank?!
 * YOU PANCAKED MY VAN!
 * Just about anything Murdock says counts as one right after another, but one particularly notable example is the German fisherman's wife.
 * Speaking of the wife, her expression when her husband gets dunked is priceless.
 * When the passports for Murdock and B.A. get mixed up,.
 * Murdock's Braveheart impression.
 * "So Satan walks into a bar..."
 * In the flying tank:

Murdock: Because the plane exploded!

B.A.: What?! When?!

Murdock: Recently!"

""It's only partial paralysis. Come on. Take it like a man!""
 * "Technically, we're not flying." "I know! 'Cause we fallin', fool!"
 * Also, after about the fourth flying incident: Murdock says that drugging B.A. was Hannibal and Face's idea, but the food was Murdock's.
 * 'Toast points!'
 * 'Why do I feel like I fell on my face?'
 * "You're really, really tan."
 * Murdock and the helicopter at the beginning of the movie. He exclaims in a British accent, "Oh, you gorgeous rustbucket! Did you miss your daddy?" and a few moments later is seen swinging on one of the blades singing, "You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby..." etc. That part alone was worth the ticket price.
 * Murdock's...unique style of barbecueing steaks.

""You guys should see this in 3D! It's like we're really getting shot at!""
 * After Murdock is :


 * Murdock. Full stop. End statement.
 * "They're not trying to shoot down the drones, they're trying to fly the tank."
 * They manage to shoot down a drone. With a tank. In mid-air.
 * Hannibal saying "whoopsie" after he's just ran over was known to crack up entire theaters. Something about the deadpan glee in Liam Neeson's voice is absolutely hysterical.
 * "It's just like Call of Duty!"
 * How about the scene where Lynch's flunky is completely screwing up his attempt to execute Pike. It gets to the point that Pike himself is giving him pointers, and for his last request, asks that someone else kill him because of how embarrassing it is.
 * As the tank is falling, you can briefly see it has a "How's my driving" sticker on the back.
 * Face rolling down the hill, throwing up, and then making out with the hot wife of the guy he shouldn't have pissed off.