Selleck Waterfall Sandwich/Funny

Chapter One ("Kagura, Come Get Some Ham!") Hohenheim is a good driver. Seconds later, Hohenheim gets pulled over and his license is revoked. "Kagura: "Wow! Even her sexy-ass boyfriend is -"
 * Hohenheim and the Homunculi are driving Kagura and Kamui to Goldenrod City, when Kamui notes that
 * This exchange between Kagura and Shinpachi

Shinpachi: "Don't you dare!"

Kagura: "Bitchin'." (Shinpachi duct tapes Kagura's mouth shut)

Shinpachi: "Never talk again!""

"Gintoki: "Great, i'm going to miss the anime convention!"
 * "As soon as the freeon gas clears, i'll get my hat and we'll hit the town."
 * The reactions Kondo and Hasegawa had when they got their credit card bills.
 * This exchange that breaks the fourth wall

Gintoki Cosplayer: "Tell me about it. I have to miss the Shinsengumi's trade show because i'm part of masquerade.""

"Hijikata: "Good evening, people. Shimura Tae, our resident gorilla needs you at booth #427."
 * Girugamesh!
 * This exchange between Hijikata and Tae.

Tae: "Tell him his mom needs him at booth #427.""

"Kagura: "Seriously, Kamui? When I got the script, Yuki-Rin told me it wasn't going to be yuri, yaoi, ecchi, lemon, lime, shounen-ai, or shoujo-ai.""
 * This quote from Kagura.

Chapter Two ("You Freaking Smashed my Tots!") "Ace (From outside): "I have to film that scene in a few days, and I am not excited! Why did Eichiiro Oda do this to me and not Coby? The weak, little bitch deserved that!"
 * The chapter title, which is shown above.
 * Gintoki is talking about the Marineford and Sabo Arcs of One Piece, when this example of Lampshade Hanging occurs.

Gintoki: "I thought he got stronger while in the Marines!"

Ace (From outside): "He's still weak and I hate him!""


 * "You shut your mouth when Billy Mays is talking!"
 * The scene where everyone is watching Babar.
 * Gintoki mishears "Uncle Arthur" as "Uncle Aizen".
 * Kagura singing So What? by Pink.

Chapter Six ("Lucky!") "Russia: "Ты со мной." (Translation: "You're coming with me.")
 * Katsura singing Brooklyn Rage.
 * This scene with Hetalia cameos.

Estonia: "Somebody save me!" (Russia drags Estonia off-stage as Estonia is screaming)

Gokudera: "Should we help him? They weren't even speaking English."

Kagura: "I'm going home.""