Alien Geometries/Quotes

"I told you we should have taken the stairs. All these temples have stupid hyper geometry."

- Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater

"Why do even have physics?!"

- Black Mage, Eight Bit Theater

"You're not out there, you're in here. It's different in here. More different the farther inside you go."

- Mirror Girl, Blind Lake

"Jerry: (on the phone) "Well, what street are you on?"

Kramer: (looks out of the phone booth) "I'm on 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!""

- Seinfeld, "The Maid" (1998)

"666-4850—A normal-looking house that, on closer inspection, has no right angles."

- John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

"Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase?"

- M. C. Escher

"another dude falls into a hole on the structure

that is only there

because the dude who built this shit

was SUCH A SHITTY ARCHITECT

that he BROKE GEOMETRY

like all the veticals are horizontals

and and the parallels are fucking

and what the fuck is a cosecant?"

- Boats: An Elder God's Only Weakness