The World's Translated Thus

The World's Translated Thus by Abyssal1 takes everything a G1 fanboy loves about Transformers and turns it upside faster than Blurr can mutter Ruined FOREVER, though the term "rape my childhood" is far more appropriate, literally.

Given the quality and depth it's forgivable.

Like most fanfiction, delves more into the emotions of its characters over the general tropes associated with the franchise; inter-galactic battles, alien worlds, ect. However the story also takes into consideration ethics, cultures, history, biology, and mythos of the Cybertronians and how such factors of cultural identity can both drive and tear apart the mecha-warriors. Playing much like a sci-fi Shakespearean tragedy with robots about what happens when Optimus Prime, Cybertron's living god, takes the Decepticon subcommander Starscream as a lover and the price all of Cybertron pays for the affair.

Fair warning though, despite being a refreshing change from most fanfiction in comparison, it's primary genre is EROTICA. As in there are sex scenes every other chapter, well-written but bizzaro sex-scenes of alien wing wong that can either be passionate or emotional thanks to the quality in writing, or narmy given the descriptions of their biology. But the amounts of alien sex is somewhat justified as it function as character development as well as fan service.


 * Beta Couple: As per usual transformer yoai tradition, Prowl and Jazz are somewhere screwin'.
 * Better Than It Sounds: I swear on Primus.
 * Corrupt Church: The priests of the Celestial Temple.
 * Crapsack World: The Autobots may be staying on Earth for reasons other than battling Cons...
 * Crystal Dragon Jesus: Brutally deconstruction, you know Jesus' ressurection?  And here you thought the Autobots in TFA were corrupt.
 * Fanon: Probably what makes it stand out so much, other than being a well-written erotica.
 * Ensemble Darkhorse: Jazz, whose moral coding checks out in comparison to everyone else.
 * Fan-Preferred Couple: In-universe Mirage, a Cybertronian noble, is believed to be a much better match for the Prime..
 * Informed Ability: Prime is supposed to be a great leader, the purest Prime in history, and a "God-Warrior" or something, mirroring his G1 self. What the audience sees is a lovestruck idiot pining for STARSCREAM of all individuals.
 * Fatal Flaw: For Star Pride, Lust for Optimus.
 * Love Ruins the Realm: Goes without saying.
 * Kung Fu Jesus: Prime's battle prowess for the Decepticons.
 * Not as You Know Them: Biiig offender, alternately it can be seen as an AU taken to the logical extreme.
 * Tear Jerker: When Optimus
 * They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot: So much more could've been done with ol' Megs.
 * The Woobie: Dear lord, Optimus, dear lord...
 * Yandere: Optimus for Starscream, and vice versa though not as extreme.
 * Yandere: Optimus for Starscream, and vice versa though not as extreme.