Mark Kermode/Awesome


 * The show being played to a coma victim, who showed the first signs of waking and is now recovering and married has to qualify.
 * Kermode takes Break the Haughty to new heights with his review of John Carter. Hearing him tear up a movie by a director who said that he can't make anything with $5 million and that he makes movies just for himself could make you fist pump.