Final Fantasy Tactics/Funny

"Mustadio: Ramza, give him an order.
 * When Mustadio and Ramza awaken the Worker 8/Construct 8 robot, shenanigans are had:

Ramza: What!? An order? No, I'm scared!!

Mustadio: Don't be silly! You're his master!

Steel Giant: Repeat, order, please!

Ramza: Well...well then...Dance!!

Mustadio: *face palms* Do better than that!

Ramza: A, all right...

The robot starts to dance as Mustadio stares in disbelief

Mustadio: He's...dancing...I wonder if he is strong?

Steel Giant: I...am...very...strong!

Ramza: Well...well then...Beat Mustadio up!!

Mustadio: Do better than that!

The robot creates a powerful minature explosion, knocking out Mustadio, causing Ramza to flail in a panic

Ramza: Help! Phoenix Down! Where's the Phoenix Down?"

"Delita: Don't blame me. Blame yourself or God.
 * The original translation definitely had its moments, deliberate and non. I.e:

Agrias: GOD!"

"Gafgarion: Even princesses can die for getting in the way! That's what "royal blood" is all about!"
 * Also:


 * The enemies sometimes do silly things with their abilities. You can sometimes see archers somehow using Equip Knives and barrel towards you with a katana in hand, or a time mage using Jump on you for whooping 56 damage, and so on.