The Outlaw Josey Wales/Funny

"Josey: Seems when I get to likin' someone, they ain't around for long.
 * Pretty much anything Lone Watie says.
 * Some specifics:

Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dis-likin' someone, they ain't around for long neither."

"Josey: How's it on stains? [spits]"
 * Lone Watie: I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
 * The bit where the elderly chieftain tries to sneak up on Josey... only to have the woman Moonlight sneak up on the chief.
 * Having rebuffed Moonlight for "companionship" the first night she rides with them, Josey decides to sneak over to her on the second night to take her up on her offer
 * Dealing with a carpetbagging snake-oil salesman:


 * And of course, the "Missouri Boat Ride" scene.
 * When Wales first meets Ten Bears, he asks, "You be Ten Bears?" Ten Bears' reply, "I am Ten Bears." He says it with such a subtle air of superiority. "Yeah, I may be the 'savage,' but at least I have proper grammar."