Awesome but Impractical/Webcomics

"A flashy feature that has limited usability for victory."


 * Riff uses one of these in this Sluggy Freelance strip. At first a gatling gun that fires 100 stakes per second sounds like a great anti-vampire weapon. But when you realize that it can only hold one hundred stakes at a time and takes two days to load ... well, you can stake one vampire really, really good. The other dozen or so will tear you to pieces.
 * He eventually makes it better by adding a beltloader, similar to a mini-gun.
 * Most of Riff's inventions (at least in the earlier days of the strip) seem to fall into this problem. Look at some of the later (and alternate universe), stuff, however...
 * Slightly Damned look REALLY cool,
 * Eight Bit Theater: "Sword-Chucks, yo!"
 * Sword-Chucks were only recognized as unusable by every idiot in the cast. White Mage pointed out they could be useful with a longer chain.
 * Staff-Chucks: Like sword-chucks, except that they shoot magic in every direction. Black Mage loved them, since destroying everything in sight is his favorite thing to do.
 * Order of the Stick's Vaarsuvius has chosen to specialise in evocation magic at the expense of conjuration and necromancy. In layman's terms, this means s/he has access to a lot of flashy destruction spells at the expense of losing access to many 'utility-effect' spells (teleport, summoning minions, level drain, etc). Many experienced D&D players are of the opinion that damage-dealing evocations are one of the least optimum ways of utilising a wizard's power.
 * The Adventures of Dr. McNinja has Chainsaw Nunchucks. Badass, but no human being could possibly wield them. That's why they have the Uberninja though.
 * Also  laser eye. Highly destructive...but burns calories to fire, tiring the user out in one shot.
 * Nedroid: Reginald has two of the world's deadliest weapons: invisible swords.
 * Irregular Webcomic has a laser-nunchaku and the quadruple, quintuple, and septuple laser swords.
 * Deconstructed in this Subnormality strip
 * Taken to hilarious extremes in Oglaf with a weapon the dwarves make. NSFW
 * When Jade enters the medium in Homestuck,  prototypes her kernelsprite with
 * The Unreal Air gives you unlimited vertical flight. Stable, blandly slow, unsteerable flight. Dave finds a good enough use for it to ascend to his Gates, but it has no other practical use.
 * A Loonatics Tale: Lynch Cruor fights using a Punjab lasso; in layman's terms, a weaponized hangman's noose. Unfortunately, he's a vampire who's just shy of 1000 years old, so he's had plenty of time to practice.
 * Yehuda Moon and The Kickstand Cyclery has Arboritum, an extremely light alloy that would be excellent for bikes if it wasn't also extremely fragile, ensuring the rider serious injury from frame cracking.
 * In Misfile, Vashiel is an angel of punishment, so he gets a Big Fucking Sword that flames and can smite evildoers in a second. His brother, Rumisiel, is a filer, so he gets a multi-filing tool, with a recorder, web access, and other Boring but Practical things like that. Guess which one comes in handy?
 * In Collar 6 everyone appears to go through their life dressed in BDSM attire.