The Little Rascals/Funny

1994 movie

 * Spanky, in a fairy costume, dancing during the recital.
 * "Finders keepers, losers suck!"
 * "And the sky opened up and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!'"
 * Darla: "Alfalfa, this is a side of you that I've never seen before!"
 * "The 5-foot man-eating chicken!" (One of the boys dressed like a construction worker, wearing a fake moustache, and eating a bucket of fried chicken)
 * Buckwheat: Quick! What's the number for 911?