After Hours (web animation)/Funny

"Katie: Now you all think that you could shoot Michael in the face if you had to, but could you?
 * In the Apocalypse How episode:

Soren, Dan: (without hesitation) Yes."

"Mike: I want total, unavoidable armageddon, like in that movie Deep Impact. It's The End of the World as We Know It, and I feel like sticking it in stuff."
 * Another example, when Mike talks about his apocalypse scenario being an asteroid hitting Earth:

"Michael: Dan, you like Donatello, 'cause he's a nerd and he's open to sex with electronics.
 * The end of "Robot Uprising", where Dan gets a call/txt and tosses his phone into the kitchen.
 * Most of 'The Six Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters".
 * From the "Ninja Turtles" episode:

Dan: First of all, "Does machines" isn't literal! Second, it was a foot massager that I got for my birthday, and I told you all that a thousand times!

Soren: And not one of us ever asked..."