Trope Pantheons/Food

As one would expect, the House of Food is a massive dining hall connected to one gigantic kitchen, filled with every tool, appliance, and ingredient one can think of. Only the best culinary experts can step foot on the hallowed ground of this kitchen, and should they ever gain that honor, they will find themselves at the forefront of creating new foods, recipes, and if they're lucky, entire cuisines of their own design. They are also responsible for feeding the rest of the Pantheon, and because deities have to eat too, the cooks of the House of Food enjoy an unofficial immunity from harm by other deities. When a god breaks that immunity, they come under a lot of fire (especially from Gig, whose hotpod-avenging rampages are legendary even by deific standards) and are banished from this House, forced to subsist on bread crusts and whatever their mortal followers will sacrifice for them.

There are other, lesser kitchens, but they are all subservient to this one. A god trying to curry favor with the house has to spend a lot of time washing the many, many dishes.

The only food item that the gods, even the hungriest and gluttonous are wary of is the dreaded "Delicious Fruit", in that despite its supposedly easy-sounding preparation method (boiling it thrice) is an item of great lethality and deadliness to those unable to handle it properly.

Takeshi Kaga, God of Cuisine (Chairman Kaga)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A yellow bell pepper
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Cooking Duels, Alter Ego Acting, Impossibly Cool Clothes
 * Domain: Craft, Creation, Fire, Nobility
 * Followers: Alton Brown (Good Eats), Mung Daal (Chowder), Remy (Ratatouille), Mama (Cooking Mama), Hai Yo (Suikoden), Sanji (One Piece), Hurley (Lost)
 * Allies: Aoi, Mai Tokiha, Elzam von Branstein
 * Opposed by: Lettie Cropley
 * Claims to have taught Aoi and Mai everything they know about cooking, but still can't get either of them to accept a dare to take a bite out of a bell pepper before slicing it up.
 * Used to be in the House of Craft, but there was so much demand of his services that he moved here to attend the demands of the Gods.
 * Word has reached his ears that he has an impostor named "William Shatner". His friends are urging him to smite the upstart, as an example to others, but he hasn't yet. The news that a different impostor claims to be his nephew merely makes him smile, for his follower Alton Brown aids that one, and he trusts Brown's judgment on worthiness.

Harley and the Gang, Gods of Bacon
 * Individually, Lesser Gods, but together they make foods that give Greater Gods heart attacks.
 * Symbols: The EPICMEALTIME logo, Bacon Strips, A bottle of Jack Daniels
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Big Eaters, Serial Escalation, Bacon Strips, Memetic Badassery, Giant Food, Mountain of Food, Real Men Eat Meat
 * Domains: Youtube, Canada, Bacon Strips,

Pac-Man, God of Gluttony
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbols: Cherries, strawberries, oranges, apples...any kind of fruit, really. Also pretzels.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Big Eaters, Granddaddies of Video Gaming, Hollywood "Just Not Getting Him"
 * Domains: Good, Gluttony
 * Followers: King Dedede (Kirby), The King of Town (Homestar Runner), Master Higgins (Adventure Island), the original Wonder Boy
 * Allies: Yoshi
 * Opposed by: Kirby, Garfield
 * Pac-Man brought his whole family to the heavens one day, but they decided to go back down to Earth when nobody recognized them.
 * Made the mistake of taking Light Yagami's favorite bag of potato chips...and EATING them without adding the extra "awesome".
 * He and Kirby spend the majority of their time gorging in the dining hall, cleaning up after legendary food fights or eating everyone's leftovers, usually leaving (or in Kirby's case, spitting out) the plates to be washed. There is no waste in this House.
 * Has currently built a miniature robot that looks similar to Mokujin, meant for beating the life out of anyone who gets in his way of an all-you-can-eat buffet. Has also used the mech to hunt down an overweight man who has suffered a mid-life crisis and believes he is Mega Man.
 * Is currently the only being to consume Mystery Food X, an indescribably-horrid dish created by Yukiko Amagi and her aliies Chie Satonaka and Rise Kujikawa, without any side effects. Despite which, Pac-Man would still prefer his good ol' power pellets instead.
 * He also has consumed a dish prepared by Noel Vermillion, a dish so bad it knocks an Eldritch Abomination out. The result for Pac-Man is still the same, no side effects.

Kirby, God of Extreme Omnivores
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A Warp Star
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Eating Everything That Isn't Nailed Down, Absorbing the Power of Others, The Unintelligible
 * Domains: Dreams, Peace, Eating (anything)
 * Allies: Mega Man
 * Followers: Gluttony (Fullmetal Alchemist), every single Taxxon, Naked Snake, Guu
 * Opposed by: Pac-Man
 * First being considered for the Seat of Gluttony, Kirby began eating Pac-Man... and everything else in the Pantheons. All attempts to stop him were met with either being stopped with his current copy ability, or being eaten alive. By the time Absolute Virtue's hand was in the shape of a hungry pink ball, the Gods and Goddesses relented, and bestowed him power over two different seats in the Pantheons. Is fed constantly to prevent everyone from experiencing his digestive system all over again.
 * The cake is a lie. Kirby ate it first.
 * There are rumours that Alex Mercer is planning to usurp Kirby's position, suitably by eating him.

Schlock God of Really Extreme Omnivores
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A plasma cannon making an ominous hum
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Eating Things that are Nailed Down, Eating Bad Guys for Fun and Profit, Ovalkwik
 * Domains: Gluttony, Violence, Survival

Godot, God of Coffee
 * Lesser God
 * Symbols: A mug of black, bitter coffee, and his creepy visor
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Drinking Large Amounts Of Coffee And Spitting It Dramatically, Imposing Eyewear, Getting People's Names Wrong On Purpose, Enigmatic Foes, Bunny Ears Lawyers
 * Domains: Law, Spite
 * Allies: L, Agatha Heterodyne.
 * Followers: The staff of Coffee Of Doom, Ianto Jones, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kathryn Janeway, Juan Valdez.
 * Holds a major grudge against "Trite", so he rarely visits that house, despite his own legal cred. He prefers to hang around the House of Life and Death, to visit the Feys. When he is in the house of Food, he usually does nothing but fiddle with his astonishingly bitter brews.
 * He's known for making snide remarks to many of the other gods, but most of them don't say anything about it. He believes this to be because they're all slightly intimidated by him. Some of them are, the rest are either bewildered by his coffee metaphors or don't see him as enough of a threat to bother breaking the nonviolence rule.
 * Godot's coffee maker, an elaborate thing he designed himself, once broke, and Agatha Heterodyne happened to be near. She offered to help fix it, and in the process made a number of improvements. Before this incident, Godot occasionally became angry enough to throw a mug of his scalding hot coffee at offenders, but now? Coffee this perfect, dark and bitter like an old soul, should never be wasted.
 * Which is why he makes a different less perfect brew. Just for the occasion of throwing at others.

Iroh, God of Tea and Cool Old Guys (General Iroh, Dragon of the West)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A teapot
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Godly Firebending, Misdirection, Having Not-Quite-The-Destiny You Expected, Being Part Of An Ancient Conspiracy Made Up Entirely Of Cool Old Guys
 * Domains: Fire, Good, Peace, Sun
 * Followers: Thaco (Goblins), Uncle (Jackie Chan Adventures), "Doc" Brown (Back to The Future), Malcolm Corley (Full Throttle), Ratchet (Transformers Animated), Jetfire (Transformers Film Series),
 * Allies: The Doctor, Zuko, Toph, Indiana Jones, Batman, Solid Snake, Henry Hatsworth, Mr. Miyagi, Hershel Layton
 * Enemies: Azula, Nerissa, Revolver Ocelot
 * Upon his deification, Iroh founded the tea shop of his dreams, the Jasmine Dragon. It used to be located in the House of Heroes and Villains, but since the opening of this House he moved here. His tea was so appreciated around the Pantheon that he gained a second title. The only God who seems to dislike his business is Godot, for his ways of "tea and failure".
 * There have been persistent rumors romantically linking Iroh to a minor archangel of the Goddess of Female Asskicking, a bounty hunter named June. Iroh himself has remained mum on the matter, and, if pressed further, smiles and insists that tea is his one true passion.
 * Shizuru occasionally visits his place, as the tea he prepares for everyone keeps her from freaking out.
 * Rumors that he applied for the recent open job slot at Coffee of Doom have not yet been substantiated.

Popeye, God of Trademark Favorite Foods (The Sailor Man)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A can of spinach
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Super Serum, Bullet Seed, Comedic Hero, Strongest Man Out There (as long as there's spinach), Theme Music Power-Up
 * Domains: Commerce, Sea, Strength, Spinach
 * His mere presence saves the existence of spinach from going extinct. Tried to come up with Melon-Spinach bread for Shana, but got horribly refused.
 * With the exception of Batman with preparation time, or Fred Rogers, Popeye can beat anyone in the Pantheon, as long as he eats his spinach first.
 * Has tried to convince Naruto to put spinach in his ramen, but is repeatedly told "NO WAY!".

Kusuha Mizuha, Goddess of 'Health Drinks'
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Chibi Ryu Ko Oh holding a can of her drink with a thumbs up.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Health Drinks, Seiryuu Constellation, Moe, Action Girls, Occasional Distress, Certified Nurse.
 * Domain: Food, War
 * Followers: Sadaharu Inui (The Prince of Tennis), Marie (Atelier Marie and Cross Edge)
 * Despite her position, everybody fears her and her drinks. It knocks down everyone who drinks it (even though they'll feel good later). The only one who seems to enjoy it is Elzam V. Branstein of the House of Craft.
 * Nobody knows what exactly is in her drinks (except Elzam), but the Council of Shadows suspect that Popeye has been suggesting the addition of spinach to her drinks, which may explain the 'good feeling' in the aftermath of the horrible taste.
 * Recently tried to improve the taste of her Health Drink with tips from Morning Rescue, recommended by Madoka Kaname.
 * Solid Snake also recommends her the Regain 24 energy drink. It falls to Kusuha to eventually build something combining Regain 24 and Morning Rescue

Willy Wonka, God of Confectionery (The Candy Man)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A golden ticket
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (let's just say he's not responsible for the consequences of not listening to him)
 * Portfolio: Trickster Mentor, Mad Scientist, Deadpan Snarking, Organizer of Crowd Songs, Not Being Good With People; Subverting Sticky Sentimentality
 * Domains: Commerce, Craft, Creation, Trickery (and how!)
 * Allies: L
 * Arguments about His true nature abound, but "a Jerk with a Heart of Gold" is as good a description as any; you have to prove worthy of that heart, however. He likes to use Nightmare Fuel as one of His tools to separate the good and bad nuts.
 * Occasionally offers tours of the factory. All in all, it's better not to accept.
 * Rumor has it he may actually be a Time Lord. The Doctor won't say whether that's true or not, but it would explain a lot, not least of which why Mr. Wonka seems to have at least two forms.
 * To this day, not a single deity has experienced the boat tunnel of his factory without getting freaked out. Most of them tend to never mention it ever again.

Jack the Farmer, God of Agriculture
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A golden farming hoe
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Farm Boys, Internal Monologuing, Non-Magical Tools, Children, Friendship
 * Domains: Animal, Community, Earth, Purification
 * Does double duty in the House of Nature. Aang is pleased that he provides the raw materials for his vegetarian dishes.
 * It is believed that Jack has taken on many forms and many names (among them Mark, Raguna, and the rather unwieldy "Innocent Life") but his ultimate goal has been the same in every incarnation: making the lands fertile so that the mortals of the towns he visits can enjoy plentiful harvests for up to three years at a time. In recent iterations, he is able to go on even longer than that.
 * Sometimes, he has taken the form of a woman.

Masaharu Morimoto, God of Cooking Duels
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Ridiculously large meat cleaver
 * Alignment: Neutral Good (Good? Dee-freakin'-licious!)
 * Portfolio: Cooking Duels, Cooking Shows In General, Making Cooking Look Awesome, Non-Animated Widget Series
 * Domains: Craft, Fire
 * Morimoto is rumored to serve an even greater being, known only as "Kaga".

Matsumoto "Arnold" Takahashi, God of Local Hangouts
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: the Arnold's rotating sign
 * Alignment: True Neutral, the "just doesn't care" variety (he did take a new name because it was cheaper than changing the sign after all...)
 * Portfolio: Local Hangouts, Malt Shops, Burger Fools
 * Domains: Food, Commerce, Community
 * Due to overwhelming popular demand, has added traditional Japanese street food back to his repertoire. Rest assured, though, there'll always be a place for hockey-puck hamburgers, greasy fries and old-fashioned malteds at Arnold's.

Ned, God of Pie (The Piemaker)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A slice of pie
 * Alignment: Neutral Good, but really just in it for the pie
 * Portfolio: Awakening The Dead, Parental Abandonment, Abilities With No Off Button Which Cause A Lot Of Problems, Those With No Apparent Surnames, Equivalent Exchanges, Arbitrary Skepticism, Mundane Utility, Unusual Romances, Heartwarming Moments
 * Domains: Death, Undeath, Renewal, Pie
 * Allies: The Rock. A good pie is what brought them together as allies.
 * Enemies: Looten Plunder, who likes waste.
 * Follower: Glenda Sugarbean. You can rely on pies.
 * Ned is also the God of Waking The Dead.
 * When he appears in this house, he takes the rotten fruit used by the other deities into a kitchen, and insists that no one else come in. None of the deities have yet figured out exactly what he does during this time. All they know is that his pies are delicious. Only Tomoko Nozama suspects something supernatural about the pies, but she cannot prove it.

Kazuma Azuma, God of Bread
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A slice of delicious bread
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Bread, friendship, over-the-top reactions, elaborate cooking techniques
 * Domains: Bread, Good, Fire, Dexterity
 * Allies and Recipe-Sharing Partners: Kawachi, Matsushiro, Kuroyanagi, Pierrot, Peeta Mellark.
 * Mortal Enemies: Yukino Azusagawa, Yuuichi Kirisaki
 * Shed his mortal coil after perfecting his Ja-pan 44.

Mello, God of Chocoholics (M, )
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: A half-eaten bar of chocolate
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Extreme Chocolate Addicts, Red Oni, Those Always Second-Best, Hot Blood, Mad Eye, Those Not So Different From Their Foes
 * Domains: Inquisition, Force, Passion
 * Spends a suspicious amount of time with Matt.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter, God of Humanitarians (Hannibal the Cannibal, Dr. Fell, Mr. Cloister)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A straitjacket and a restraint mask
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Turning the Tables on Interrogators, Wicked Cultured, Affably Evil Guys, Heroic Sociopaths
 * Domains: Brain, Heart, Lungs, Liver, Sweetbreads, Chianti
 * Followers: The Soylent Corporation, Mrs. Lovett, Aptom
 * Enemies: Clarice Starling, Will Graham, Robert Thorn, Overlord Zenon
 * Unfortunately due to his title, Dr. Lecter has a tendency to attract members of PETA. Well, unfortunate for them.
 * This has earned an applause from Hexxus.
 * Keeps a well-stocked wine cellar.
 * His dethroning of Painis Cupcake caused pantheon access to Painis Cupcake videos to disappear, removing the God of All Overlord's favorite source of lulz. As a result, Mr. Lecter is now on top of Overlord Zenon's kill list. She plans on making him the star of her next "dinner for one".

Nancy Botwin, Goddess of "Baked" Goods (Lacy Laplante, The Suburban Baroness of Bud, Nathalie Newman)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: Breadsticks and Scones' logo (a stylized "BS")
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Good People Who Do Evil Things To Get By, Suburbia
 * Domains: Family, Vice
 * Followers: Cheech and Chong, Jeff Spicoli, the dudes from Dude, Where's My Car?, Harold and Kumar.
 * Enemies: Crockett and Tubbs and most recently The BAU.
 * If she weren't constantly getting her stash stolen (at one point simultaneously by two groups of thugs and her own son), she might have been placed in the House of Commerce.
 * Lately, she has been asking about getting promoted to the "Goddess of Getting Shit Done."

Jabba the Hutt, God of Disgusting Table Manners (Jabba Desilijic Tiure, "Jabba The Wise", "Jabba, the Omnipotent")
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A tattoo with a symbol of his clan; also, a plate with something on it that is still alive and wriggling.
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Hermaphrodites, Being an All Devouring Black Hole Loan Shark, Enjoying Humanoid Women in Chains, Just Eating Him, Smuggling the Fantastic Spice of Life, being a Fat Bastard
 * Domains: Gluttony, Crime, Slavery, Hedonism
 * It was questioned whether or not the Pantheon needed another God of Gluttony, but Jabba is quite willing to let it be known that he does plenty of things besides eat. He started off as a follower of Admiral ZEX. It's not certain to just what extent he likes human women.
 * He may or may not have a son, depending on the day of the week.
 * Jabba can speak Basic (English) if he so chooses, but won't do it unless he is sufficiently impressed by or afraid of someone. For everyone else, there's a translator droid or Bilingual Dialogue.
 * He is perhaps the only being who finds Scrappy funny rather than annoying, which dismays nearly everyone in the Pantheon. He also thinks Scrappy would taste good roasted, with his fur doused in orange madeira sauce. Ho ho ho.
 * Willing to serve those he can get power and such out of.
 * He has something against Indiana Jones, and wants to talk to him.

Letitia Cropley, Goddess of Experimental Cuisine (Lettie, The Queen of Cordon Bleugh)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: Fishpaste and lard pancakes
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Treating Food Like Alchemy
 * Domains: Craft, Creation
 * Opposed by: Chairman Kaga, Morimoto
 * Littie was happily enough that she was able to find someone who would eat her cuisine without gagging. This has led many to wonder whether Pac-Man or Kirby has any taste buds.

Andrew Zimmern, God of Strange and Unusual Food
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A silhouette of him hanging a piece of food over his mouth
 * Alignment: True Neutral (in regards to food)
 * Portfolio: Willingness to eat anything, Tasting unusual dishes
 * Domains: Food, Eating
 * Allies: Anthony Bourdain, Adam Richman
 * Opposed by: The Durian (the one food he won't consume), Picky Eaters
 * Official Taste-tester of the gods, sampling anything that the Gods themselves find shocking and/or revolting.

Wonder Chef, God of Cooking Lessons
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Curry Rice
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Appearing in multiple games in a series
 * Domains: Cooking, Tasting
 * Allies: Genis Sage, Regal Bryant, Judith
 * Opposed by: Raine Sage, Arche Klein, Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear

Vladmir Taltos, God of Easterner Quisine, Both Cooking and Eating ("I'm a good cook; I'm a great eater")
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A pet jhereg
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Giving mouth-watering descriptions of food through his amanuensis, Steven Brust
 * Domains: Cooking, Eating
 * Allies: Loiosh, Aliera, Morrolan, Sethra, Corwin, Locke, hitmen with hearts
 * Opposed by: the Jhereg

Toriko and Komatsu, Gods of Supreme Chefs, and Power-Up Food
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Two hands, one held like a knife, the other like a fork.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Hunting Down and Destroying Top Level Game, Turning Said Game Into Amazing Dishes, Extreme Manliness.
 * Domains: Craft, Gluttony, Hunt | Gourmet Cooking
 * Allies: Komatsu, Luffy and Sanji (One Piece), Vincent (Eureka), Liu Mao Hsing (Chuuka Ichiban)
 * Would probably be more powerful, if he were more well known in general.
 * Komatsu prepared a dish of Century Soup to celebrate Toriko's acceptance into the Pantheon of Food. Everyone found it supremely delicious, and when they found out that Komatsu and Toriko are companions, they immediately made Komatsu a member of the Pantheon as well.

Alton Brown, God of Cooking Shows
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A yeast sock puppet
 * Alignemnt: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Making Learning About Cooking Fun, Being Memetically Awesome
 * Domains: Charm, Craft, Gluttony
 * Allies: Takeshi Kaga
 * Refuses to use anything in the great kitchen that does not have more than one use.
 * However, as of 2010, he's so awesome he made even that work.

Sanji, God of Team Chefs
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His Jolly Roger
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Badass Normal, Charles Atlas Superpower, Chef of Iron,Chivalrous Pervert, Dance Battler, Badass in a Nice Suit, Extremity Extremist, Hot-Blooded, Lightning Bruiser, Peek-a-Bangs, Smoking Is Cool, Sharp-Dressed Man
 * Domains: Food, Chivalry
 * Allies: The other Straw Hat pirates.
 * Followers: Brock and Cilan (Pokémon), Lowen, Po.

Paula Dean, Goddess of Butter
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A stick of butter
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Domains: Comfort Food
 * Allies: Alton Brown
 * Opposed by: Health food fanatics

Darth Nihilus, God of Hunger
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Sith Insignia
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: The Power of the Void, Eldritch Abomination, Black Speech, Planet Eater, Cool Mask, The Dark Side, Bigger Bad, Omnicidal Maniac, The Heartless, The Unintelligible, Evil Counterpart
 * Allies: Majin Buu, Palpatine, Friday Monday, Darth Vader, Sauron, Kefka, Cthulhu, Mephisto, Diablo, and Baal
 * Opposed by: Luke Skywalker, Amaterasu, Lelouch, Pac-Man, Madlax, Jean Grey-Summers, Revan, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Daniel Jackson

Bunta Fujiwara, God of Tofu
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A perfect cube of white tofu
 * Alignment: Neutral
 * Portfolio: Trademark Favorite Food, Cool Old Guy, Eyes Always Shut, Smoking Is Cool
 * Domains: Celerity, Celebration, Cold
 * Allies: Takumi Fujiwara bears a grudging respect to him.
 * Opposed by: none so far.
 * He is racer by birth, and tofu maker by trade. Not only do his tofu tasted heavenly, but can improve the performance of any vehicle when mixed with fuel.
 * He quietly rose to deityhood while his son Takumi busy breaking course records.
 * His official steed, the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno, is currently loaned to Takumi. He has another car, a Subaru Impreza, but didn't use it for tofu delivery much. The recent surge of belief from fans of the arcade game has given him another steed, in the form of a Toyota FT86 G Sports Concept with the tofu shop sticker on.
 * He is rumored to be The Stig. They have never been seen participating in a race together.

Johnny Appleseed, God of Apples
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A sprouting apple seed
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: How Do You Like Them Apples?
 * Domain: Apples, Family, Honesty, Hard Work, Law, Good, Nature
 * Herald: Applejack
 * Applejack used to be here, but stepped down upon the appearance of the original spreader of apples himself. Her final act as goddess was to gather her friends and eliminate Discord from the Pantheon. She now serves as a herald, tending to the apple trees that he plants.
 * He and his herald are one of the few that can handle the "Delicious Fruit" without exploding into a bloody pulp. Despite the fact that they're more like giant cherries.
 * Several other deities have tried to gain his favor to get apples, especially Ryuk.

Jan Akiyama, God of Chinese Cookery
 * ???? Deity
 * Symbol: An Iron Wok, Chopping Knife.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Insufferable Genius, Determinator, My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours, Jerkass, Axe Crazy, The Trickster.
 * Domain: Chinese Cuisine and possibly everyone else's domain if given the chance.
 * Allies: None, No really, none.
 * Followers: Okonogi
 * Self proclaimed god of Chinese cookery, he has spent his reign in the pantheon challenging other gods to cooking contests with the aim of dethroning them in the most embarrassing way possible. Many would consider him annoying if not for his penchant for getting not only what he wants, but also being very threatening. The knives may do that.
 * He has "disposed" of many aspiring gods who wish to clamber up the ladder of the pantheon.
 * The sheer length that he will go to preparing unusual foods is enough to make Andrew Zimmern and Kirby consider him a Worthy Opponent.
 * has marked Masaharu Morimoto for his target of deposition.

Gangplank, God of Oranges. (The Saltwalter Scourge, Gankplank)
 * Lesser God.
 * Symbol: The Bilgewater symbol.
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil.
 * Portfolio: Attacking at the worst time possible, having love for ones dietary choise
 * Domains: Pirates, Oranges, Cannonballs, Ganking.
 * Followers: His pirate crew aswell as many inhabitants of Bilgewater.
 * Allies: Other than his crew there doesn't seem to be many people who wants to form alliances with him.
 * Opposed by: Jack Sparrow, Monkey D Luffy aswell as many other pirate gods in the Pantheon.
 * Ever since he joined the Pantheon, he has constantly gone to great lenghts in order to replace Jack Sparrow. These attempts almost always ends in epic confrontations between their crews. So far, Sparrow has won all battles.
 * Many dieties never bother to use any form of ability that affects his status in any way, since his oranges seems to cure almost anything in an instant. Exept for forced teleportation, that is.
 * He once faced the wrath of Jigsaw, who locked him in one of his more sadistic traps. But Gangplank ate an orange and it was K.

Moe Syzlak, God of Bartending
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: The Moe's Sign
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Domains: Booze, Bars
 * Followers: Guinan, (Star Trek the Next Generation), Sasakura (Bartender)
 * Allies: Homer Simpson
 * Portfolio: Bartending, Hidden Goodness

The Most Interesting Man in the World, God of Classy Alcohol
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: Two X's (Dos Equis)
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Domains: Alcohol, Awesomeness ever escalating
 * Followers: Everyone - including his enemies
 * Allies: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, Chuck Norris
 * Portfolio: Everything imaginable, drinking Dos Equis when he decides to drink (which he does not always decide to do)
 * The Most Interesting Man In the World ascended into the Pantheon completely of his own accord. Nobody had a problem with this.

Kyouko Sakura, Goddess of Pocky and constantly chewing on something 
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: a stick of pocky crossed with a spear, also the mark of her father's religious movement
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral?
 * Portfolio: magical girls with certain issues, selfishness and assholishness, Pocky, Trademark Favorite Food, always being shown eating something, NEVER wasting food, nor letting other people do so, spear users,
 * Domains: Pocky and other food, Badass, Jerkass,
 * Allies: Kaname Madoka (patron of all Magical Girls),, Mami Tomoe, Akemi Homura, Musashi Tomoe, Cu Chulainn.
 * Enemies: KYUBEY, Oktavia Von Seckendorff, Terumi Yuuki, Kefka Palazzo
 * Ascended after . It impressed Musashi Tomoe so much that he had to appeal for Madoka to elevate her in... only for Madoka to say that she's already making preparations.
 * Even after deification, she is always seen chewing something, no exceptions. Usually a stick of pocky.
 * When Oktavia emerges, the Gods always call upon Kyouko first.
 * Anyone who wastes and throws away good food in her sight will be sternly warned: "Do not waste food, or I'll kill you!" Anyone who does it more than once is liable to find himself on the receiving end of Kyouko's deadly spear. She is not kidding...
 * An egocentric Jerkass, Kyouko does not have many friends in the Pantheon.
 * Was once a duo with Mami Tomoe, until a certain falling out. They have since mended their friendship. She still laughs out at the concept of Calling Your Attacks. She seems somewhat a little fond to Mami's new 'big sister' Litchi (Kyouko can't believe Mami got out-big sis'd). Maybe it's the voice.
 * Rumoredly has an illusionary power, but right now she rarely uses it. She instead prefers using her spear all the time. Her spear proficiency is pretty high, given that she also trains under Cu Chulainn/Lancer in spare time, who was actually impressed with her ferocity when she's fighting.
 * Rumoredly has an illusionary power, but right now she rarely uses it. She instead prefers using her spear all the time. Her spear proficiency is pretty high, given that she also trains under Cu Chulainn/Lancer in spare time, who was actually impressed with her ferocity when she's fighting.

The Regular Ordinary Swedish Chef, God of Mayonnaise.
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A bearded Skull infront of an axe and a spatula.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Horny Vikings, Badass Beard, Screaming Warrior, Angrish, cooking food "SWEDISH STYLE!!"
 * Domain: Food, Rage, Sweden.
 * Allies: Thorkel The Tall and the Epic Meal Time gang.
 * Enemies: Any fan of sallads and tacos. Also foxes.
 * Followers: Moose and Swedish Ladies.
 * Despite destroying at lest on kitchen in the House of food everytime he cooks a simple meal, he still insists that he is just cooking it in the regular Swedish style. Somehow, he still manages to make his meals tasty enough to eat.
 * There are only two things besides mayonnaise that he treats gently: Moose meat and Swedish Ladies. The former out of love and the latter out of pure, unleaded fear.
 * In order for him to function properly, he needs at least one spoon of mayo every day. He shows no mercy to those who come between him and his mayo!