Celibate Hero/Quotes

"Phil: Has the Doctor ever had sex?

David Tennant: The Doctor has had children. (waves hand vaguely)"

- Never Mind the Buzzcocks

"The Doctor: That's not what I'm like!

Amy: Then what are you like?

Doctor: I dunno. Gandalf! A Space Gandalf. Or the little green one in Star Wars. (spins around making lightsaber noises)

Amy: You really are not. You. Are. A bloke.

Doctor: I'm the Doctor.

Amy: Every room you walk into, you laugh at all the men and show off to all the girls.

Doctor: Do not!

Amy: What about Rory? (The Doctor gives a snort of laughter and mimes a long nose)"

- Doctor Who, "Meanwhile in the TARDIS"

"Batman: One: dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors, I'm a rich kid with issues - lots of issues. And three: if my enemies ever found out I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.

Wonder Woman: (crushes a stone gargoyle without effort) Next?"

- Justice League, "This Little Piggy"

"But loyalty and love are two very different things: all my life I've chosen loyalty, which has made my path much simpler."

- Rock, Cats of the Clans

"Carla wondered what Jean had done about women all these years. Nothing perhaps; some men didn't, though these were few enough in Carla's experience."

- Seven Men of Gascony