The Most Interesting Man in the World/WMG

Keith Stone is his good-for-nothing grandson.
And The Man Your Man Could Smell Like is...I don't know, his cousin?
 * And Chuck Norris is his brother.
 * His father is Sean Connery
 * His cat is Puss in Boots.
 * His Black Best Friend is The Man Your Man Could Smell Like. Visual proof.

He is a Timelord!
Come on, with this much awesomeness he has to be!