Girl, Interrupted/Funny

"Lisa: (grabbing a pen and holding it to her neck) Take one fuckin' step and I'll jam this in my aorta!
 * "Peppermint dick!"
 * "I'm a fucking shrub, alright?!"
 * This exchange:

Valerie: Lisa. Your aorta is in your chest.

Lisa: (beat) ...Good to know."

"Cynthia: Hey, John, call me a cab.
 * Cynthia's laugh. It's...kind of infectious.
 * "...Nuts?"
 * An example from the book: The discovery that Lisa has covered everything in one of the rooms - including some of the catatonic patients - in toilet paper.
 * "Some advice, okay? Just don't point your fucking finger at crazy people!"

John: Okay, you're a cab."