Artistic License Geography/Quotes

""England? Dunno where that is, but at least you speak English.""

- Pauline Hanson, How Green Was My Cactus

"Marge: It took the class a half an hour just to locate Canada on the map!

Homer: Oh anyone can miss Canada, a little country way down there."

- The Simpsons

"Calvin: Hmm... If I remember my atlas, we live in a big, purple country.

Hobbes: And our house is by the giant E in the word "States"."

- Calvin and Hobbes returning home from their trip to Mars.

""I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian!""

- Chingy, Balla Baby.

"Sam: Well, here we are in the Philippines.

Max: Drawn without reference material, apparently."

- Sam and Max Freelance Police