Battle Butler/Quotes

""I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!""

- The Fourth Doctor, Doctor Who, "City of Death"

""I pride myself I used to give somewhat more than I got if we needed to discuss the vexed area of turf issues with the young men from Rope Street. Stevedore's hooks were their weapon of choice, as I recall."

"And yours...?" said Vimes, agog.

"A cap-brim sewn with sharpened pennies, sir."

"Ye gods, man! You could put someone's eye out with something like that."

"With care sir, yes," said Willikins, meticulously folding a towel."

- Sam Vimes' butler could butle your ass off, from Thud!

"Don't you think that I want to tear this station apart looking for her? She is my mentor, my teacher...

Lennier, Babylon 5"

""You see, I am simply one hell of a butler.""

- Sebastian Michaelis, Black Butler