Zoolander/Funny

"Derek: What is this? (smashes model on the floor) A center for ants?!
 * Garry Shandling?
 * Derek's and Hansel's epic staredown, trash talking and subsequent "walk-off."
 * The unveiling of Mugatu's model for the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Mugatu: ...what?

Derek: How are we supposed to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Mugatu: .....Derek, it's just a mo-

Derek: I don't want to hear your excuses!!! The center has to be at least... (stares blankly) ...three times bigger than this!"

"Derek: .....you can read minds?"
 * Matilda admits to Derek and Hansel that she was a bulimic teenager.


 * Maury Squicking Mugatu out with his prostate troubles.
 * "A eugoogoolizer. You know, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?!"
 * "But why male models?"
 * ".....you serious? I just told you that, a moment ago."
 * "Oh."
 * The "Unfortunate gasoline fight incident."