Curb Your Enthusiasm/Funny

"Jeff: What happened to you?
 * Fuck you, you car wash cunt!
 * Boy cock girl cock E I E I O.
 * The big vagina.
 * Marty Funkhouser's joke.
 * Anything Leon says.
 * From the last episode of season 8: "Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute."
 * Larry being an ass man.
 * FREAK YOU!
 * Jeff in a neckbrace: "Larry, you have to tell Susie I was in a car accident!"
 * From "Ski Lift" Larry's response to the Jewish women telling him he has to jump off the broken down ski lift because she can't be with him after sundown is a stare and "What are you fuckin nuts?"
 * From "The Car Pool Lane" every scene with the prostitute Monena.
 * Anytime Susie gets pissed off.
 * From the ending of the "Bare Midriff" the scene where Larry prevents himself from falling to his death by grabbing his secretary's fat belly.
 * Larry talking to his reflection.
 * The following:

Larry: I fell in the toilet.

Jeff: How'd you fall in the toilet?

Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up.

Jeff: What does that have to do with you?

Larry: I pee sitting down.

Jeff: You pee sitting down?

Larry: Yeah. Have you ever tried it?

Jeff: No!

Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.

Jeff: What are you reading?

Larry: I'm reading a lot of stuff.

Jeff: What stuff?

Larry: If I pee twenty times during the day I can get through the whole New York Times for god sake.

Jeff: Twenty times?

Larry: Yeah. Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe I'm learning something!"

"Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
 * And later:

Larry: Many reasons.

Marty: You crap standing up?"


 * See if this were yours it would say "fucking douchebag".