Thunderball/Funny

"Bond: Now what do I do with this?"
 * Bond tossing a bunch of tulips on Jacques Bouvard after he kills him as a sarcastic condolence.
 * Q equipping Bond in the Bahamas. First Bond's less then enthused reaction to seeing him("Oh no. What a pleasant surprise."). Second his whole tropical outfit: flowered shirt, shorts, socks, and travel hat. Finally Q gives Bond a capsule with a "harmless" radioactive device so that he could be tracked.

Q: "You... swallow it of course!"

Bond: "Now?""


 * Bond screwing with Largo during poker by saying he saw the "specter of defeat" on his shoulder.