Arch Enemy/Quotes

"Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy's on the radio! (Turns radio on)

Radio: It's time for more deeeeeeee-mentia, with Dr. Demento!

Bart: AAAAAAGGGGH! (Throws radio out the window)

Radio: And now, the funny five!

Lisa: ...I meant your other mortal enemy, Sideshow Bob.

Bart: (Gasp) Sideshow Bob? (Groan) I'm only ten and I already got two mortal enemies!!"

- The Simpsons

"Sideshow Bob: Rakes! My old arch-enemy.

Bart: I thought I was your old arch-enemy?

Bobo: I have a life outside of you, Bart."

- The Simpsons

"BWAHAHAHA! Not bad! I guess I chose the right guy to be my arch enemy. At least you always put up a fight."

- Bowser, Super Mario Galaxy.

""Can't believe you think he's my boss, he's my archenemy!""

- Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango.

"He's my best enemy."

- The Third Doctor, of the Master, Doctor Who: The Five Doctors

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

- Brick Top, Snatch

""Lord Monkey Fist, my arch foe! Hey, I just realized I have my own personal arch foe. It's kind of cool.""

- Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible

""No, no, I'm not gonna kill him. We need each other. We define each other. We're... yin and yang, black and white.""

- David Allen Griffin, The Watcher

"Ages ago Set coiled about the world like a python about its prey. All my life, which was as the lives of three common men, I fought him. I drove him into the shadows of the mysterious south, but in dark Stygia men still worship him who to us is the arch-demon. As I fought Set, I fight his worshippers and his votaries and his acolytes."

- Robert E. Howard, "The Phoenix on the Sword"

"Doctor Venture: You just have to keep pushing my buttons, don't you?

The Monarch: I'm your arch enemy! That's what I do! That's my thing!"

- The Venture Brothers

"Amy Pond: So, you have enemies, then

The Doctor: Everyone's got enemies.

Amy Pond: Yeah, but mine's the woman outside Budgens with the mental Jack Russel. You've got, you know, arch-enemies."

- Doctor Who, "Victory of the Daleks"

""I'm someone's nemesis?""

- Chuck Bartowski, "Chuck Versus the Muuurder"

""You know, I used to think it was our families that made us who we are? Then I hoped it was our friends. But if you look at history, the great men and women of the world have always been defined...by their enemies.""

- Lex Luthor to Clark, Smallville Grand Finale

""Though I do admit it came on fast,

Still I do believe that it can last!

And I will be loathing, for forever, loathing, truly deeply loathing you,

My whole life long!""

- Galinda and Elphaba, Wicked, "What Is This Feeling?"

""What you call an infinite brawl, eternal souls clashing

War gets deep, some beef is everlasting.""

- Nas, One Mic

"Every fairy tale needs a good-old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing. Because we're just alike, you and I - except you're boring."

- Moriarty, Sherlock

"''I'm just trying to show you

Just how well I know you

I understand just how you feel

Threw your reason away

Cause you had one bad day

And your mind let go of the wheel

Still we're fated to battle

You pout and I prattle

Don't you ever tire of this game?

But you'll not make it end

'Cause I'm your only friend

We are opposites but we're the same!

We are two of a kind

Violent, unsound of mind

You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?

And if I were to leave

You would grumble and grieve

Face it, Bats...

You'd be lost without me!''"

- Joker's Song