Camp Straight/Haiku

""That guy's SO gay, dude."

"Then what's with his hot girlfriend?"

"...Are you KIDDING ME?!?""

- User:Shar Phoe

"I do enjoy hugs

I am a bit eccentric

Sure, I act childish

But just 'cause I'm not

Comprised of muscles and beer

Does not mean I'm gay."

- User:Death To Squishies