Sadly Mythtaken/Quotes

""You take a lot of stories--that I've read in a hundred different places--and you roll them up into one big fat ridiculous lie!""

- Lizzie, The Rainmaker

""Yes, Hera; the jealous bitch-rage queen who basically embodied the female id would know nothing about these so-called 'emotions'.""

- The Nostalgia Chick, on Xanadu

"Tomo: But the legend of the suggestion box says that--

Yomi: Legend, my ass!"

- Azumanga Daioh

"Michael Cole: "Hercules, parting the sea!"

Jerry Lawler: (pause) "I don't think it was Hercules who parted the sea, but..."

Michael Cole: "That's allright, I wasn't going to Heaven anyway.""

- WWE Money in the Bank 2010