Pippin/Funny

"Fastrada: Pippin is disloyal to you, my lord.
 * Berthe: "Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up." BUH DUM TISH.
 * Before the revolution scene

Charles: Every son is disloyal to his father at one time or another, my lady.

Fastrada: But Lewis loves you, my lord.

Charles: Lewis is an asshole, my lady."