The Fear Mythos/Funny

The Fear Mythos occasionally turns into The Funny Mythos.

"Jordan: Why do you have a sausage roll?
 * Jordan Eats Normally Now examples:
 * Nathan. Period. Particularly in his first visit to the house.

Nathan: I checked the fridge! I just thought she was a nice person; there's a lot of 'em in there. Thought it'd be nice if I started to eat some.

Jordan: You're stealing from the dead, though; that's.. that's rude!

Nathan: Is she dead? Well.. then, I'm doing her a favour, 'cause they're just sitting there, unloved and untouched. I.. I think I'm doing her a favour. [takes bite] And they're great, too!"


 * And who can forget "I've got a sausage roll! I am not afraid to use it!" And of course, the moment when people tend to laugh, "I think we should take the sausage roll and leave."
 * This troper literally burst out with laughter when Nathan said "Gotta grab my shoes."

"Well, it is my sad duty to inform you that my legs are already located behind my head.
 * From Hidden in the Trees: The comments from A Philosophical Discussion, in which a very drunk Hunter and a very sober Steward exchange insults.
 * What's especially funny is Steward's very calm and very collected responses to Hunter's drunken comments.

...

The head of my penis that is. I felt I needed to explain that lest it sail right over your head (the one on your shoulders)."

"Oh, well thank you strange commenter WHOSE IDENTITY I CANNOT AT ALL HAZARD A GUESS TO."
 * And then, when Charlotte (one of the Wooden Girl's minions) posts a comment using Hunter's name, he then proclaims:


 * Also from Hidden in the Trees: This comment from PlanetNiles.

"Jeanette: God fucking damnit you are both on this boat with me why the fuck are we talking over fucking blogger?
 * The Jeanette Experience is made of awesome and funny. Especially Penny Balisong and her sister Chelsea. Especially when Chelsea hits on Jeanette. Especially when Chelsea is drunk and hitting on Jeanette. Read and enjoy.

Chelsea: WELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE LET ME TALK TO HER ABOUT HER BREASTS IN REAL LIFE WE WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE PRUDEY MCFRIGIDPANTS.

Penny: I hate all of you."

""He told me to embrace the Archangel. I told him to fuck off.""
 * Amy of Something Generic summing herself up quite eloquently: