Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas/YMMV

"Sinbad: Give that guy a raise!"
 * Complete Monster: Eris. As the Goddess of Chaos it's understandable.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: Several, but the most memorable goes to an unnamed guard during the battle with Cetus, who, after being eaten and then thrown up by a sea-monster, promptly picks up his sword and charges right back into the fray with a roar.


 * Sinbad's rescue of Marina definitely counts.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: "Argh! The-the-dog, and-the-the-crew, and-the-woman!"
 * "I don't suppose a heartfelt apology would do..."
 * After the dog gets seasick and throws up: "Hey, where did he get carrots!?"
 * Crowning Music of Awesome: The score is gorgeous.
 * Kudos to Harry Gregson-Williams.
 * Designated Hero: Sinbad for pretty much the entire movie. He starts it off trying to rob a ship, decides to leave his friend to die (albeit under the belief that said friend's father wouldn't let them carry out the sentence), and has to be talked into taking any responsibility. To be fair, he grows into the role in the latter half of the movie, up to and including going back to face his own execution without any expectation of a reprieve, so it may be more of a case of Character Development at work.
 * Evil Is Sexy: Eris, so much.
 * Foe Yay: Eris and Sinbad, so much...
 * Ho Yay: Kale and Sinbad: "Kale... Give me a hug?"
 * Sinbad and Proteus seem unable to take their eyes off each other in most scenes they're both in.
 * Magnificent Bastard: Sinbad and Eris.