Kim Kardashian



"Kim Kardashian is so sexy! Her butt is like a big mountain of pudding."

- Leopold 'Butters' Scotch

"Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, who gives a fuck?"

- Kevin Smith, Hollywood Babble-On

Kimberly Noel Kardashian, born October 21, 1980, is a U.S. celebrity most known for....well, being a celebrity. The second eldest daughter of famed attorney, the late Robert Kardashian, Kim has become, along with longtime friend Paris Hilton, a poster girl for socialites who become famous simply for merely existing in the world into which they were born.

Her more tangible claims to fame include her on-again, off-again relationship with New Orleans Saints player Reggie Bush, a leaked sex tape featuring herself and R&B singer Ray J, her short 72-day marriage to New Jersey Net Kris Humphries, and her role in the somewhat campy reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians (and its Spinoffs - three(!) so far), focusing on her extended family.

Oh, and she also has one of the biggest asses ever.

Tropes involving Kim Kardashian:

 * Fan Nickname: When she was dating Reggie Bush, some of the gossip rags gave them the nickname "Bush and Tush."
 * Hidden Depths: Her public persona is very much the "cute but dim" archetype that Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton perfected (although she is one of a select few who isn't a Dumb Blonde.) However, much like Simpson and Hilton, she does have quite a bit of business savvy, and leverages people's perception of her to her benefit.
 * No Such Thing as Bad Publicity: Well, at least until she married Kris Humphries. Just over ten weeks later...
 * No True Armenian: Ask an Armenian what they think of Kim Kardashian (who also has Scottish and Dutch lineage), and chances are you'll get a response like this.
 * Shiny Midnight Black
 * Theme Naming: she and all of her sisters have names that start with the letter K.