But Liquor Is Quicker/Quotes

""In a few hours, I'm gonna look like a good idea!""

- Lewis, The Drew Carey Show

"''"I like to have a martini,

Two at the very most.

After three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under my host. "''"

- Dorothy Parker

"''It's Cold Gin time again

You know it always wins!

Cold Gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together!''"

- Kiss, "Cold Gin"