Harold and Kumar/Funny

"Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

Kumar: Ah...yes.

Beat

Harold: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Harold: Hey, we forgot our phones, should we go get them?
 * Harold and Kumar get high and walk out the front door of their apartment:

(Kumar looks back down the hall and sees they are literally thirty feet away from their room)

Kumar:...Nah, we've come too far."

"Kumar: Dad come on I was just-
 * That random fast food worker. "LETS BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!"
 * The following:

Kumar's Dad: Daddy is not coming on anything!"