Peking Duck Christmas/Quotes

""Ben Franklin": And if I may ask, how do you celebrate Christmas?

Jon Stewart:(pause) Chinese food and a movie, you know...

"Ben Franklin": Oooohhhh-ho-ho-oohhh, oh yes, you're a Hebrew. From your name I thought you were of the house of Tudor.

Jon Stewart: I, uh, get that a lot..."

- The Daily Show, 12-12-2011