Haloid/Headscratchers


 * So why did Something Else Also Rises happen? It makes no sense if you know the end.
 * It makes more sense, actually. There's a reason that slang for when a woman is aroused is that she's "wet".
 * Not being a fan of games, I have to ask were are the monsters from?
 * Those are the Covenant troops from HALO.
 * OK now that I know that, Were are the Metroid goons?
 * There aren't any in this video. Which makes sense. Metroid goons are somehwere off on some planet far away. The video takes place on Earth. Samus is a long way away from home for no apparent reason (it's best not to overthink this video too much).
 * Are Chief and Samus dating or do I need my shipping goggles fixed agin?
 * Crotch-zappy indicates that even if they aren't, MC is definitely interested.