An Idiot Abroad/Funny

""Ships of the Desert. It's what they're known as. We've ended up with Titanic!""
 * When Karl's camel "breaks down" on his Egypt trip, he proves he's a pretty good Deadpan Snarker as he watches the animal get loaded onto the back of a pick-up truck.

""My Dad wouldn’t let the cat in the lounge. Fuckin’ hippo in here!""
 * Karl's reaction to the couple who keep a hippo as a pet.