Touhou/Haiku

Many cute females Dodge loads and loads of bullets And inspire memes "--User:GG Crono"

Eastern Wonderland Where all of the girls wear hats (With some exceptions)

Shrine maiden and witch, Backed by an awesome soundtrack, Beat up old ladies. "--User:Reimu (not that one)"

"Screw this game," I yell And then throw the controller Flandre's just too hard "--User:Crazed Ninja"

What the hell's this game? Oh crap, too many bullets! How is this so cute?! "--User:Taco"

Such beautiful patterns Thrown by adorable girls Who may be older "--User:Arle Kaakun"

The Touhou Plots: Haiku Edition

Highly Responsive to Prayers My shrine is destroyed! The culprit who has done this Will be ying-yang orb'd!

Story of Eastern Wonderland I just had training... ... and monsters at home are rampant. Chance to test training! <3

Phantasmagoria of Dim.Dream Fought a science freak To get the contest's prizes... Don't just take me home!

Lotus Land Story A sleepy lady Thought the following is fun: Turning to atoms

Mystic Square Went to kinda-Hell Because of tourist demons. That, my friend, is bad.

Embodiment of Scarlet Devil Red mist is everywhere. Time to fly to some mansion And kill a vampire.

Perfect Cherry Blossom Where's my goddamn spring?! Looks like some dead girl stole it. But look, pretty trees!

Immaterial and Missing Power So many parties That I can't think right no more. Dammit, Suika.

Imperishable Night They stole the full moon! Straight from Japanese folklore! It's Touhou... in SPACE!

Phantasmagoria of Flower View The Shinigami Sleeps peacefully at her post. A rod is dropped. "Kyan!"

Shoot The Bullet Ayayayaya Ayayayayayaya Ayayayaya

Mountain of Faith There's only room here For one miko, Sanae. Spellcards at dawn, bitch.

Scarlet Weather Rhapsody Earthquakes screw things up. Reimu beats the culprit up But she enjoys it.

Subterranean Animism From deep underground Kanako invented nukes. What were you thinking?!

Undefined Fantastic Object Why can that ship fly? Because Murasa's driving. That explains it all.

Hisoutensoku The Chinese gate-guard Dreams of fighting a cat-fish. She's a real nut-case.

Miko from our world Seeks out Mobile Suit Gundam Beats up frog instead. "--User:Stardf 29"

An ice fairy wants To tame a beast, ends up with A great doll master. "--User:Cobalt Hyper Max"

Double Spoiler "Like, so scandalous! These shots are, like, so pretty!" Shut up, Hatate.

Fairy Wars "I am the strongest!" Three fairies destroyed her house? Revenge shall be hers! "--Oodj"

"Touhou 12.8; Danmaku is bullet hell? Hell's frozen over." "--User:Buri-chan"

Ten Desires A religious war, exploited by one Miko. (And a Tanuki!) "--User:Joseph Staleknight"