If It's You It's Okay/Quotes

"[After one Mistaken for Gay-jokes too many]:

John: We are not a couple!

Irene: Yes you are.

John: For the record, I am not actually gay.

Irene: Well I am. Look at us both."

- A Scandal in Belgravia, discussing the fact that everyone wants Sherlock Holmes.

""You can't be gay for one person unless you're a woman and you meet Ellen.""

- Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

""Cute >>> Dick""

- Pish Lover

""You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like THAT boy. Though I am still interested in women.""

- Lucas, Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic

"Betty Elms: [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before?

Rita: I don't know. Have you?

Betty Elms: I want to... with you."

- Mulholland Drive

"I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception."

- Robin, Shortpacked

"Frank: Something just happened, Liz!

Liz: Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!

Frank: I want Jamie."

- Thirty Rock

"Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you."

- Mordin to Shepard, Mass Effect 2