Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs. Canon/YMMV

"Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh… the whole Voldemort and Death Eaters thing isn't gonna crop up much in this story, so if you don't want violation of canon—-well, first of all, why are you looking at fanfic, second of all, as Tara would say, "get da hell outta her!" It's a fanfiction. A parody fanfiction. Just relax. Try not to think about it too hard."
 * Awesome McCoolname: Appears to be a requirement to work for the MSEA.
 * Crack Ship: According to the reviews, one reader ships Draco/Aphrodite.
 * Ensemble Darkhorse: Charlie!
 * The MSEA as a whole.
 * MST3K Mantra: The author advises her readers to follow this.