Did Mom Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?/Quotes

"Spike: (stone drunk and acting like a lovesick teenager) So I'm strolling through the park, looking for a meal, and I happen to walk by, and she's making out with the chaos demon! And so I said, 'You know, I don't have to put up with this.' And she said, 'Fine!' So I said, 'Fine, do whatever you like!' I mean, I thought we were going to make up, you know.

Joyce: (understanding) Well, she sounds very unreasonable.

Spike: She is. She's out of her mind. (sniffs) That's what I miss most about her. (smiles)

Joyce: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy's father and I...

Spike: No, this is different. Our love was eternal, literally! (beat) You got any of those little marshmallows?

Joyce: Well, lemme look."

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer