Death to Smoochy/YMMV


 * Crowning Moment of Funny: The "penis cookie" scene.
 * Smoochie: IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!!!
 * There's also Randolph crash-tackling the man asking for donations to "save the Rhinos!"
 * "Hey, little nipple-nibbler! The rhino's a Nazi!"
 * "When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker." Totally different caliber of joke from the rest of the movie.
 * "You got da hammer, Roy?" "I always got me hammer, Tommy." - pretty much every line from the Irish mob.
 * Randolph: She's right, you've got to keep your dignity intact - (spills coffee on himsel) - OWW! MY BALLS! They're on fire!
 * And when asked if he's alright after stopping a sniper from killing Smoochie: "Well, I'm pretty fucked up in general, so it's kind of hard to gauge."
 * Jerkass Woobie: Randolph. He's vulgar, psychopathic and, in his own words, "f@#ked up", but all he needs is a hug and some love.
 * The Woobie: Spinner. This Troper just wanted to give him a big hug when.
 * Writer Cop Out: The ending was WAY too happy for a dark comedy. Clearly someone wussed out.
 * WTH? Casting Agency: It would take a movie like this to cast Harvey Fierstein as a gangster.