Trapped in the Closet/Drinking Game

Drinking Game for Trapped in the Closet:


 * Drink whenever someone bursts into a room (chug if they're packing heat).
 * Drink whenever R. Kelly breaks the fourth wall.
 * Drink when someone says the word "midget", "Beretta", or "closet".
 * Drink whenever somebody's phone is mentioned.
 * Drink whenever an extramarital affair is revealed.