Jerkass Gods/Quotes

"And Zeus said, "No,

You better let me

Use my lightening, like scissors,

Like I cut the legs off the whales

And dinosaurs into lizards."

Then he grabbed up some bolts

And he let out a laugh,

Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.

Gonna cut them right up in half.""

- Hedwig and The Angry Inch, The Origin of Love

"Gods ain't gonna help you, son

You'll be sorry for what you done.

Them gods gonna hurt you, son

When you play with a loaded gun.

They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.

You'll be pleading

While you're bleeding."

- Bastion, The Pantheon (Ain't Gonna Catch You)

"Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share Their power with mankind."

- Lex Luthor, Superman Returns

"Guardian of the Park: (The giant concrete mascot suddenly changing direction in midair, saving the girl it was about to fall on was) the power of the gods! The power of the gods saved that little girl!

Sissel: ...And then that same power very deliberately crushed you instead?"

- Ghost Trick