The Cape (TV series)/Funny

"The Cape: ... and study your math - you need to work on your math."
 * From the preview:

"The Cape: What are you, twelve?
 * Also:

Orwell: You’re the one wearing long underwear and a cape.

The Cape: ... Fair enough."

"The Cape: I'm The Cape.
 * In the second episode, The Cape is in a store when it is robbed; after foiling the robbery, the owner asks who he is.

Store Owner: Okay. You can work on it."

"Orwell: Are you even listening to me?
 * The hypnotism scene.
 * "...do we think the...raccoon....acted alone?"
 * Max's "death" scene in the pilot. It looks like a standard-issue Mentor Occupational Hazard - until he wakes back up, annoyed that he's not actually dead and he wasted that great speech.
 * Pretty much all of the conversation between Orwell and Vince while he's poisoned.

Vince: Off and on. I'm dying."

"Dana: What is this?
 * From Goggles & Hicks, when Dana comes home after the blackout caused by the eponymous assassins, and finds Trip and his new friend Jerry on the floor with containers of ice cream nearby.

Trip: We didn't want it to spoil.

Jerry: Mistakes were made."


 * When Gregor is asking around the poker table about the Cape, one of the guys he's talking to says someone is running around with something similar. Gregor asks for the name of the man wearing the Cape. The response? "The Cape." The annoyed/headache look on Gregor's face is priceless.
 * When Rollo is taking Orwell to the Carnival, he yells "Hey, you clowns, get out of the way!" This is followed by...clowns, desperately getting out of the way.