No Indoor Voice/Quotes

""I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!""

- Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"Apollo: OBJECTION!!

Judge: No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!

Apollo: Ah hah hah...

Kristoph: Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.

Apollo: B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?"

- Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

"Miss Information: [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?

World's Oldest Woman: More like a crate of dynamite!"

- Histeria!

""Samuel L. Jackson": HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?

Customer: Could you please stop yelling at me?

"Samuel L. Jackson": NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!"

- Chappelle's Show

"Espa Roba: I HAVE TREMENDOES PSYCHIC POWERS!

Joey: Stop yellin' at me!

Espa Roba: WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!"

- Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

"Marge: Homer! Use your inside voice.

Homer: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!"

- The Simpsons

""I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!""

- Strong Mad, Homestar Runner

""I CAN BE AS QUIET AS A MOUUUUUUUUSE!""

- Strong Mad, Homestar Runner

""If you can't win by reason, go for volume!""

- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

""Lemme tell ya somethin', Jarret of Pantophage! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU START A WAR WITH LUODANS, and I'll do it again! Only next time, I'll knit your intestines INTO A SWEATER!""

- Rath, Ben 10 Alien Force

"Squidward: I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?

Plankton: CORRECT!"

- SpongeBob SquarePants

""DIS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!'""

- Tim the Ogre, Looking for Group

""I'M NOT LOUD!""

- Loud Howard, Dilbert

""Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'.""

- "Chandra's Outrage", 2012 Core Set printing, Magic: The Gathering

"Twilight Sparkle: "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."

Princess Luna: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal We, and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!""

- My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

""THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE!""

- Goddess of Explosions, Hyper Princess Pitch

""Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!""

- The Hulk on Phoenix Wright, Marvel vs. Capcom 3

"Dogbert: A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.

Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!"

- Dilbert

"WHY IS THAT FUCKING SOLDIER STILL FUCKING ALIVE!? SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM ALREADY!!!"

- Colonel Richard Vadek, during his spectacular Villainous Breakdown, F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin

"You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME."

- The Narrator of Homestuck on Karkat Vantas