Broadcast News/Funny

"Producer: This is more than Nixon ever sweated."
 * Aaron's classic attack of flop sweats when anchoring the news.

"Jane: People called in complaining about your sweating?
 * When Aaron tells Jane about how bad he was, getting calls from viewers.

Aaron: No, nice calls, worried that I was having a heart attack."

"Jane: It wasn't unprecedented, was it?!
 * Tom, who taped the show, doesn't help.

Tom: (chuckling) Not unless you count Singinginthe Rain."

"Aaron Altman: I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.
 * Aaron's 'Devil' speech to Jane. You know the one.

Jane Craig: This isn't friendship.

Aaron Altman: What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women."

"Aaron: Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn-on?
 * This exchange:

Jane: Call me if you get weird."


 * Big finish!