Lucifer (comics)/Funny


 * Nearly any scene with Gaudium, but especially the one-off issue in which he and fellow Deadpan Snarker sibling Spera go on a quest. Also, if mainly in that context:
 * "He told us to think for ourselves, right? So how did that lead to us storming heaven in "I Love Lucifer" t-shirts?",
 * "If I'd had eyes back then, I'd have been staring moodily into his, 'stead of bobbing up and down like a cheap special effect."
 * "Slug beast! Slug beast! Giant slug beast!"
 * "Prepare to have a hairball moment!"
 * "Is it the end of the world yet?" and (moving on)
 * "Oh good, I thought she'd put your eyes out with those things."
 * "I'm gonna sue this guy's ass into geostationary orbit."
 * Lucifer himself gets a few in, notably (early on, to Amenadiel): "I'm sure they'll explain it to you one day. Some big, hairy archangel will sit you on his lap and give you the talk."
 * Also, and  being invested as tutelary spirits, in charge of (respectively) hedgehogs and "everything but hedgehogs".
 * Incidentally, Elaine's request gives us possibly the only moment when Lucifer seems at a loss for words out of sheer astonishment, with a beat panel of wide-eyed silence.
 * The entire The Yahweh Dance Issue.