Handicapped Badass/Quotes

""Yeah, that might have hurt - if I wasn't fucking crippled, dumbass."

Caine's response to being kicked in the leg, moments before he breaks the poor sap's neck."

""Don't listen to anyone who tells you that you can't do this or that. That's nonsense. Make up your mind, you'll never use crutches or a stick, then have a go at everything. Go to school, join in all the games you can. Go anywhere you want to. But never, never let them persuade you that things are too difficult or impossible."

Sir. Douglas Bader, one of the greatest Real Life examples."

"Think about this for a minute. On most days, Baldwin IV was barely able to stand â€“ let alone take on the most powerful army in the world â€“ but on the battlefield at Mont Gisard, he got so ripshit pumped up out of his mind about doing one completely fucking aweseome thing with his life that he did what seemed impossible and served as an inspiration to every man around him. The once-feeble King was out there in front of the host of warriors, his hands and arms wrapped in bandages in an unsuccessful attempt to lessen the searing pain shooting through his body as he gripped his blade, as he spurred his horse on, leading a charge of 500 knights (and a few thousand local infantry) against an army of 26,000 battle-hardened veteran soldiers. The people who witnessed this got so ridiculously jacked that they each fought like a fucking roid-raging Yetis on PCP, swinging their blades at the unprepared invaders like cheesy 1980s slasher-movie villains assaulting a sorority house."

- 'Badass of the Week on Baldwin IV of Jerusalem

"Beware, I implore, all ye masters of war who prefer to draft healthy young boys.

For the blind, hault, and lame can be good at this game when well placed defending the toys

They’ve learned their art well and they strike hard and true.

If they’ve something to prove, then they’ll prove it on you.

The last line on Earth that you’d want to drive through you can swear is the cripples’ shield-wall.""

- Leslie Fish, "The Cripple's Shield Wall."''

"Having both his eyes put out by enemy weaponry STILL didn't stop Zizka, however – this tank-driving maniac was just too badass to fade away. He went on to command his army for 4 more years, the blind leading the non-blind, and still never lost a fight."

- Badass of the Week on Jan Zizka