Tea of Sagittarius

A Suzumiya Haruhi fancomic. A random thought from Haruhi causes Kyon to change sex, creating Kyon-chan, aka. Kyonko. Haruhi then loses all sense of control when it comes to Kyon's female body, while the rest of the SOS-Brigade has to deal with the consequences of this sudden transformation.

See here: Tea Of Sagittarius Tea of Sagittarius: Kyon x Kyonko Tea of Sagittarius: Herb

Sadly, the entire comics are in Japanese with no translation in sight. A translation has been made on the links provided! --

This Fanfic Provides Examples of:

 * Black Comedy Rape: One of the very first scenes is Kyonko being molested by Haruhi, or at least the before and after.
 * A Date with Rosie Palms: Kyon talks about it with
 * Author Avatar: Haruhi on accasion. See below.
 * Belligerent Sexual Tension: Kyon and Kyon.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Haruhi's rants in response to people complaining about nipples being shown. Her/the authors response is basically an explanation on how, no, nipples being shown isn't inherently sexual, so shut up.
 * Contemplate Our Navels: Many example, with the most notable is
 * Cuteness Proximity: Haruhi was reduced into a gibberish mess in present of Kyonko. Nagato has to either knock her unconscious or help her inhales some helium.
 * Gender Bender: Kyon,
 * Harsh Word Impact: Not harsh per se and more of a Cuteness Proximity with similar effect, but Haruhi was recoiled and almost fainted when Kyonko called her.
 * Hermaphrodite:
 * IKEA Erotica: To quote one comment: "no way my blowjob is this psychological." Its actually pretty awesome and chilling.
 * Loss of Identity:  Kyon so far seems to be more or less immune, though.
 * Memetic Molester: Haruhi, as always. Nagato is a more gentle molester, keeping a straight face while looming over her target. Just don't let her hear you when you think it's okay for her to rape you.
 * Moe: Kyon-chan has been deemed dangerously moe by pretty much everone.
 * No Periods, Period: Averted. Its actually the catalyst to a major plot twist.
 * Nosebleed: Some epic ones from Haruhi and Asahina.
 * Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory: Only the SOS-Brigade, Mori-san and Arakawa are aware of Kyon's original gender.
 * Single-Target Sexuality: Everyone is Kyon-sexual.  Koizumi even straight up admits it.
 * Strip Poker: Koizumi and Asahina don't do so well.
 * Wham! Episode:
 * In-universe, for Haruhi it was  This was so great of a shock to her that she
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: The Strip Poker game.
 * might also count, with so much psychological issues involved and that both participant spiced it up with metaphors (sexual or not). And more or less, it took a WHOLE CHAPTER!
 * You Fail Sex Ed Forever: Minor in-universe example on the very beginning. No, Kyon, you won't die from having an orgasm because of the gender change.
 * might also count, with so much psychological issues involved and that both participant spiced it up with metaphors (sexual or not). And more or less, it took a WHOLE CHAPTER!
 * You Fail Sex Ed Forever: Minor in-universe example on the very beginning. No, Kyon, you won't die from having an orgasm because of the gender change.