Frivolous Lawsuit/Quotes

"''If I had to do it all again by bicycle

If I had to do it, I would crash my bicycle

I'd crush my head,

Collect the bread,

Crash my bicycle''"

- John Linnell, "South Carolina"

"''I'll sue you,

I'll take all your money!

Ill sue you,

even if you look at me funny!''"

- Weird Al Yankovic, "I'll Sue You"