Ho Yay/Haiku

Kirk and Spock are Sittin' in a tree K-I- S-S-I-N-Squeeeeeeee!

Are they gay or not? Getting Crap Past The Gaydar Is just what they do

It looks like they're gay Word of God says that they're not? The fangirls don't care. "--Happy Duck"

Jay doesn't fool us Says he's the clit commando But he is Bob's bitch. "-- Rich318"

Your show has Slash Fics. It isn't that surprising. There's too much subtext.