So Bad It's Horrible/Fan Film

While it's easy to make a Fanfic, a Fan Film takes a lot more work. That still doesn't keep some of them from being this awful, although the same can be said of some original movies.

BEWARE: Most of these will not be safe for work, eyes, sanity, or any combination of the previous three.

Important Note: Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not sufficient. Hard as it is to imagine at times, there is a market for all types of deviancy, no matter how small a niche it is. It has to fail to appeal even to that niche to qualify as this, and any descriptions that fail to imply anything but offensiveness will be deleted.


 * Bludshot the Hedgehog (Original videos no longer exist, but several commentaries like this one do)
 * Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog.
 * Synopsis: Bludshot, a Sonic recolor Gary Stu, has his village burned down and his parents killed by Eggman. He sets out to find the Chaos Emeralds and kill Eggman.
 * Comments: It's nothing more than slideshows of Sonic X screencaps and other pictures recolored in MS Paint. Bad voice acting, unoriginal plot, and anime and RPG clichés galore...and that doesn't cover the author's reactions to criticism.


 * Call of Duty: MW3 Collab
 * Fandom: Modern Warfare.
 * Synopsis: None.
 * Comments: An obvious troll video, but it deserves to be on this list. Two of the clips in the "collab" are short gameplay clips being looped endlessly while a hard-on-the-ears version of a rap song that says "AAAAAAAAAAAAH BACK IT UP *something something something* SHAKE YOUR BUTT" plays, one of the clips shows a conversation between two horribly-drawn characters while that same song plays, and another one of the clips is simply a white background with text reading "fuck hooker". The only clip that looks like it had any effort put into it is the one where Mega Man and Proto Man are fighting in front of the MW 3 logo.


 * Guilderland Mew Mew
 * Fandom: Tokyo Mew Mew.
 * Synopsis: Similar to Tokyo Crystal Mew, except it's a Self-Insert Fic and not an example of Spin Offspring.
 * Comments: The episodes are much shorter and the animation worse than TCM's (and, arguably, it doesn't have any sort of So Bad It's Good appeal like TCM). Recently, the creator has started going back and redoing the first episode. Not much has changed, though.


 * SLENDER MAN
 * Fandom: The Slender Man Mythos.
 * Synopsis: Marble Hornets, as done by Uwe Boll.
 * Comments: A Shoddy Knockoff of Marble Hornets. The acting would make Tommy Wiseau wince; every character is wooden and unconvincing. The minimalist terror of Marble Hornets is replaced with stupid horror clichés; stock creepy music plays constantly, one character inexplicably wanders into the woods while rambling to himself about Slender Man, and the camera work is laughable. The special effects are abysmal, with unconvincing gore and distortion effects. Where it's not being stupid, it blatantly plagiarizes the source material, with characters named after Marble Hornets characters, and a note that repeats verbatim what was said in "Entry #####". Finally, there's no respect for the source material. Slendy speaks, gives a Motive Rant near the end, and is defeated with a cell phone camera. An insult to the entire Mythos, and easily one of the worst things it's ever spawned.
 * Of course, for others, the nonexistent "acting", unoriginality, and Slendy that looks like a guy with pantyhose stretched over his head are enough to make it hilarious instead.


 * Snake Kills Raiden
 * Fandom: Metal Gear.
 * Synopsis: The Colonel informs Snake that Raiden is molesting children at Disneyland, and that he needs to be stopped. Snake finds Raiden, tells him "Everyone who played Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty hated your bleach-blonde ass", and then shoots him repeatedly. The blood from the gunshot wounds in Raiden's head spell out "Snake was here", and then Snake laughs endlessly.
 * Comments: A pointless hate video that was made only because the guy who made the video hates Raiden. Now, anti-Raiden videos/shorts can be funny if done right (see some of the Raiden-related shorts from the MGS Flash Collab for example), but this is not done right at all. It's not even the least bit funny. The "animation" (if you could call it that) is simply pictures taken from the internet (some of them even have the site logo in the corner), but with open mouths poorly drawn on them, and whenever the mouths open and close, the whole picture moves along with it. The voice acting is poorly-recorded, poorly-done, and hard to understand for the most part (for example, Raiden sounds like he has some sort of weird accent, and it's hard to understand most of the stuff he's saying). Also, they're not using an actual picture of Raiden through most of the video, instead they're using a picture of a girl cosplaying as him.
 * Oh, and here are some of the reviews for this horrid video:
 * "This was in no way shape or form funny, well-made, or worth submitting. Basically, it sucked."
 * "I was going to cut you some slack, but god.... FUCKING SHIT!!! Cataclysmic is the only word I can use to describe here. This was so bad it could make a nun cry. Have you no sould MAN!!?"
 * "The 10 year old voicing, the poor excuse for animation... I'm a diehard Metal Gear and I'll happily tell you this is 100% pathetic."
 * "thats the worst thing i ever saw...ever... horribly cut and past animation, I don't even know what youwere saying. english definatly wasn't your first lanuage huh? learn to use flash, learn to speak better, and try no to eat the microphone when your talking into it."
 * "As much as I would like to say that your Animation's shit, the voice acting is worse than mine, and the idea is just ungodly unbelievable... Oh wait, I just did."