Grand Unifying Guesses/New Age

== The following events, once their echoes mesh together in space and time, will bring about the New Age of Enlightenment of Mankind; the ultimate triumph of Good, while Also Sprach Zarathustra plays. ==
 * The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
 * The Victory of the Devil over the Forces of Yahweh.
 * The discovery of the Ultimate Question to Life, The Universe and Everything.
 * The purification of Galaxia.
 * The Lone Power's surrender.
 * The lifting of the Fog of Deceit in the collective heart of mankind.
 * Schala being freed.
 * The opening of the Matrix of Leadership.
 * Wyld Stallions First True Gig.
 * The restoration of the Crystal of Truth.
 * The destruction of the One Ring.
 * Zordon's ultimate sacrifice
 * The activation of the elements of harmony


 * if Charlie Brown ever kicks the football
 * Well, judging from the last example, that ain't gonna happen soon.