College Roomies from Hell/Funny

"Dave (thinking): This is so depressing...why did she have to tell me now...I told Blue I loved her, what difference does it make, she sucks, I suck, and...
 * Roger's attempt at helping April convince the others that she is really psychic.
 * This strip in which Dave, Roger and Mike are all in class not paying attention and consumed with their thoughts:

Roger (thinking): Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSH-ROOM MUSH-ROOM!

Mike (thinking): And a jacuzzi full of naked girls and chocolate milk and a monkey with a British accent and a really big TV and a big band that follows me everywhere and..."