Noisy Hill/Funny

"Mary: (Just a voice) NO!"
 * James, having just killed Eddie, utters the actual game dialogue "Mary...did you really die three years ago?". And then...

"James: But at least I have Mary...I mean Laura now. It's just a shame she's not feeling well. I'll have to do something about that. (Pause) Heh. Pillows. (Fade to black)"
 * Also:

"Henry: Many things! But I'm sure you'll overlook that."
 * Eileen: (Upon seeing the giant version of her head Henry says he made) Oh my god, what's wrong with you?

"Travis: Was that a cry for help?
 * Alessa: (Off screen) Ah!

Alessa: (Still off screen) No! Let me burn!

Travis: Don't worry, I can save you! I'm a truck driver!"

"Confessor: You're not god?
 * Heather: I forgive you...but god doesn't

Heather: No. My name's Heather. Hello."

"Eileen: Um... No thanks..."
 * Henry: If you come through this hole, you'll wake up in my bed! With me!

"Alex: Wait, so you're stuck in a room, you have no idea what's going on, and we occasionally go into first person for some reason... Henry?"
 * James: "Actually, everyone always bullied me in school. Until I brought a pillow in one day and showed them all."
 * "What did [Mary] look like?" "Dead. Very dead. Very, very dead."
 * "What's that red stuff on the knife?" "... Ketchup. Paint. Both."
 * "... Now I'm going to stick a cigarette into my eye."
 * The most recent episode has some very funny moments, with Alex's conversation with the person behind the door:

"Pyramid Head: There. I appeared. Now give me my money and let me get out of here. I need to go now. I'm heading off to a primary school to teach children about shapes. And sex education.
 * And the appearance of Pyramid Head:

Alex: Wow, that guy is depressing. He just hasn't been the same since James left/killed himself/went off with Maria/... Dog ending."

"Alex: Yeah, I like being like James. I even stole his wife's name. Shepherd, obviously. Not Mary. I'm Alex. A man. I went to war."
 * From the newest episode:

"Henry: Hang on, are you... are you touching my face? I swear, if the words "Special Favour" come out of your mouth, I'm going to kill you myself!"
 * "Could a drunken fool do THIS?" (Drains a whole bottle of wine)
 * Alex: Please, we have fences up here. These are fence obeying monst- Oh my god, they're climbing the fences! They have learned!
 * The part in Noisy Hill 4 when Henry finds Andrew De Salvo locked in a jail cell:

"Alex: Oh great, it's lost in the blood. Now I'll probably have to fight a giant key."
 * Right after the Scarlet boss fight, a key appears, only to disappear in the puddle of blood:

""Water Prison World? I'm going to be so disappointed if this isn't a prison for criminal water."
 * Henry in the Water Prison World:

"Why am I turning the valve? So I can let all of the criminal water free. Run free water! You're free now!""

""Oh no... it was the water, wasn't it? I never should have let them go, they should have stayed locked up! Damn you, naughty water, you've gone too far this time!""
 * His reaction to Andrew De Salvo's death:

"Kaufmann: I want you to let out your inner child.
 * From Noisy Hill Shattered Memories:

Cheryl: Alessa? OK. There's nothing to really analyze about colouring. (starts colouring everything in the picture red) OH GOD THE BLOOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE! PLEASE! HELP ME GOD! WHY? WHY? WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE END? CAN'T STOP THE BLOOD! PLEASE! SOMEBODY KILL ME! (sobs)"

"Cybil: Ah, I love coming to this diner, not ordering anything and playing with my gun.
 * The first appearance of Cybil in Noisy Hill Shattered Memories:

Random voice: Please don't kill us.

Cybil: I don't know why everyone's under the tables."

"Harry: Wave to the camera, sweetie.
 * In the recording at the beginning of the game, after it first rewinds:

Cheryl: Please help us, we're stuck in a time loop."

"Cheryl: And then my dad ran away from even more monsters, and then he ended up at my old high school.
 * In the beginning of Part 5 of Noisy Hill Shattered Memories:

Kaufmann: Oh, you've finished talking? I can wake up now. Thank you, God, for letting her finish."

"Kaufmann: So Wilhelm is passionately in love with the Bull. No, sorry, not... I introduced them in a weird order for no reason, and now I've gotten all confused. No-one's in love with the Bull. But the Bull is fine with that. I imagine... I don't really know if... Well, it's my story, I suppose I can do what I want. No, let's say the Bull is not fine with that. The Bull is depressed and suicidal and... OK, I'm getting sidetracked."
 * Michelle's song in part 6 of Noisy Hill Shattered Memories.
 * The entire story telling bit in part 11 of Noisy Hill Shattered Memories, with Kaufmann forgetting a few times what the bull's part in the story is, Cheryl playing around with the figurines and when it glitches up at the end, leaving the three human figurines floating in mid-air.

"Kaufmann: So they got married. It was a lovely ceremony. Only the four of them there. No, wait, the Bull wasn't... Anyway. Sorry, I can't remember why there's a Bull in this story. She decides to run. She runs into a field, ignoring the signs saying "Look out, depressive Bull in field"."