Angel Beats/Funny

"Yuri: AAAAAHHHHH! I failed to recruit a new member!"
 * From the prequel manga, Hinata and Yurippe discusses on way to making the god come out. Her idea? . Normally it would have been rather disturbing, but it became funny when dumbstuck Hinata’s mouth starts to bleed. Maybe he was striken by aneursym out of pure stupidity.
 * From the first episode.
 * a minor one happens when Otonashi, despite Yuri's warning, goes to talk Angel. Cue the latter scratching her head in frustration.

"Yurippe: AH! DON'T GRAB ME THERE! [THWACK!]
 * Noda killing Otonashi...hundred times. What makes the scene is that Mario 1-Up sounds that follows. Then he resurrects few minutes later, complaining that he missed his punchline.
 * Otonashi looking around for adult and comes across the Principal's office. He touches the doorknobs and...
 * follows the suit, getting cut off mid-sentence. The kicker?.
 * Noda getting pummeled by a pendulum trap in episode 2, the moment punctuated by the first few words of the ending song only for it to be abruptly cut off once said pendulum smashes him into the wall.
 * It is also something of a Humiliation Conga mixed with There Is No Kill Like Overkill, because let's see, getting hit by a hammer, hitting the wall, hammered once more, collapse on the floor, and buried by debris from the wall that he was smashed into. Yeah, Butt Monkey.
 * A huge chunk of Episode 2, which actually manages to make Dwindling Party utterly hilarious.
 * When the SSS comes across the Descending Ceiling, TK stops the supports it, telling them to go on in a heroic tone. Cue everyone casually moving on, saying things like "Ok, see ya!" "Thanks!" and after Otonashi, the only one who feels remotely sorry about the whole thing, gets out, TK collapses in a short "Blaarrgh."
 * The party get dropped in a deep pit and have to form a human ladder to climb to safety. Yurippe tells Otonashi to just grab her anywhere he can so he can climb out. But when it's Hinata's turn....

Hinata: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT-

(scene change)

Otonashi: Where's Hinata?

Yurippe: He was a noble sacrifice."

"Shiina: (falling to her death) How thoughtleeeessssss!!!"
 * After a good chunk of the party is killed on the trek to the Guild, Fujimaki says that Otonashi will be the next to go. One commerical break later, guess who's bobbing like a dead goldfish?
 * Shiina falling over down the fall after trying to catch a (obviously toy) puppy.

"Yui: It's all right, for I, Yui-nyan will give you a hand!
 * In episode 4, after Hinata's several failures at trying to recruit his baseball team...

Hinata: What did you just say?

Yui: Yui-nyan!

Hinata: (gets her in a reverse swastika) THAT'S WHAT I HATE ABOUT YOU!!!!

Yui: I GIVEIGIVEIGIVEIGIVE!!!"

""Let me make you sm~ile--" *SPLORTCH*"
 * Later that day, after they get to the field, Otonashi pitches the ball....then out of nowhere, Noda pops out strikes the ball...with his halbeldier, challenging him once again. Otonashi catches the ball back, throws it back, and it continues until the judge calls foul on both of them.
 * In a near Tear Jerker aversion,, goes to catch the ball, the same way it happened in his past life. He wonders, "I would disappear if I catch this ball, right? But it would be the most wonderful feeling..." Otonashi runs toward him, because he doesn't want him to go yet....
 * After the special opening theme, Yui lynched herself with the microphone cable.
 * Rocket propulsion seats for a distraction when you can't pull one off anyone?
 * Thrice. And with the show's ending, Brave Song, playing in the background.
 * Hinata tries at distraction, Hinata fails at distraction, Hinata gets sent flying. Takamatsu tries at distraction, Takamatsu fails at distraction, Takamatsu gets sent flying. Ooyama tries at distraction, Ooyama fails at distraction,
 * "The truth is...my clothes make me look skinnier!"
 * "That's fabulous now sit down."
 * Episode 8: Rehash of the Guild trek (1:19-3:46), which means yet another stream of gruesome deaths.
 * Episode 8: Rehash of the Guild trek (1:19-3:46), which means yet another stream of gruesome deaths.
 * Episode 8: Rehash of the Guild trek (1:19-3:46), which means yet another stream of gruesome deaths.

"Hinata: Hey, someone say something...
 * After a series of (temporary) Heroic Sacrifices, each followed by everyone else shouting their name melodramatically, ; one beat later...

Yurippe: I don't know his name..."

""Yes. That's right. Our weakness is that we're all stupid."
 * Episode 11 has Hinata and  trying to out Ho Yay each other to help Otonashi.
 * Christ Takeyama weaponizing Mouthful of Pi against Noda.
 * And this gem from Yuri right after:

"The leader really shouldn't be saying things like that...""


 * The ENTIRE Special Episode. Picture every member of the Battlefront forced by Yuri to act like a Large Ham on pain of death. It truly must be seen to be believed.
 * The shadows doesn't seems to have emotions or even consciousness, but that one that gets choped up bit by bit by Tenshi's Hand Sonic, seemed really shocked to this Troper
 * The shadows doesn't seems to have emotions or even consciousness, but that one that gets choped up bit by bit by Tenshi's Hand Sonic, seemed really shocked to this Troper