Legacy of Kain/Funny

"Elder God: Moebius is my good servant. I have many.
 * From Soul Reaver 2:

Raziel: And if I told Moebius that he's worshipping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter?"

"Kain: (referring to Nupraptor's severed head) Alas, poor Nupraptor - I knew him well. Well, not really."
 * As you find out later in the game, apparently it does.
 * From Blood Omen:

"Duncan: Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.
 * From Blood Omen 2:

Kain: (dryly) I am the night shift."

"Kain: Fear... the tube!"
 * In Defiance, after entering the cheat code to turn the Reaver into a cardboard tube:

"Kain: Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have."
 * The very act of smacking enemies around with a cardboard tube is also marvellous.
 * Also in Defiance

"Michael Bell: And I said, "No more yogurt, Elder God."
 * The out-takes from Defiance are arguably even funnier than in Soul Reaver 2

Michael Bell: [as Shaggy] YA DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS, DO YEW?!"

"Raziel: (referring to Kain) Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it."
 * From Soul Reaver 2:

"Moebius: ...the future says you die!
 * Even funnier when you consider that Raziel literally does not have a stomach.
 * The outtakes from the recording sessions for Soul Reaver 2 (can be viewed here) and Defiance (can be viewed here, here and here).
 * From Blood Omen:

Kain: But I am dead...


 * decapitates Moebius*

Kain: ...as are you."

"Moebius: Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow"
 * Moebius' wonderfully unfazed reaction to :


 * And just as he starts to say this, the camera pans round to reveal.