The Thief and the Cobbler/Funny


 * After going through all sorts of abuse by two old ladies, a polo game, being nearly drowned and being attacked by a bed THAT TURNS INTO A CIRCLE OF WOLVES JUST BECAUSE HE WAS THERE, the Thief breezes through a collapsing war machine like a walk in the park.
 * And the instant he manages to escape without a scratch, carrying away his precious treasure, Tack jumps him and steals the golden balls. The Thief advances on him like a man possessed, almost forcing Tack to jump to his death... until he finally shrugs, waves him off dismissively, and trudges away back into the smoke.
 * The Chernabog Impression when the Thief tries to steal the giant ruby.
 * Right at the beginning of the movie, the thief tries to steal some bananas from an old lady who reaches her GIANT MAN HANDS through her tunic and beats the ever-loving crap out of him.
 * "OPEN FOR THE ROYAL POLO PONIES!" the singers in the background just make that small moment hilarious.
 * After his long struggle up the pipes, the Thief pulls on a cord that turns out to flush them, giving a Pink Panther-esque glance at the camera as he's pulled all the way back down.
 * The Thief getting whacked around during the polo game. Every time.
 * The Thief picking his own pocket.