MacGyvering/Quotes

"Yes, it is perfectly reasonable that Kirk had the know-how to make the gunpowder and put together the bazooka to defeat the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn Captain."

- from the Star Trek motivational poster on "Ingenuity" seen here

""Think I don't know how to improvise an electromagnet? I was doing this when MacGyver was still trapped in his crib... And this was only one of 23 ways I could have escaped.""

- Artie Nielsen, Warehouse 13