The Long Kiss Goodnight/Awesome


 * "Mommy, are we gonna die?" "No, honey, they are. Should we get a puppy?"
 * "You're going to die screaming. And I'm gonna watch." And then later: "Die screaming, motherfucker."
 * Lots of classic one liners, most of them delivered by Samuel L. Jackson.
 * An amnesiac Samantha Cain has rediscovered something about herself (the fact that she can chop veggies like a pro) and is in the middle of a nice moment of family bonding. Then she balances the knife pointy end down on one finger, tosses a tomato into the air and pins it to the cupboard. Her family looks about as shocked as she is, and all she can say is "Chefs do that."
 * The previously mentioned Gun Fu at the end of the movie - Followed by