Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Abridged

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Abridged series are relatively new due to the fact that the new anime is rather new compared to the 2003, yet there are still some cool abridged series to enjoy.

For an abridged version of the 2003 anime, try Nullmetal Alchemist.

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In this abridged series, Edward is trying to be badass and fail miserably, his brother Alphonse is the cool and smart of the two, and both of them are in search of money so they can eat and buy electronic devices. Only four episodes can be found as for now.

"Ed: I knew it! I knew all priests like little boys."
 * The Abridged Series - Of course.
 * Abusive Parents - Sort of. The boys' mother didn't stop shouting at them, and said that their father will "smack their bottoms" when he get back home.
 * All Women Love Shoes - Rose and Lust.
 * Badass - Ed is trying very hard to be.
 * Book Dumb - Ed can barely read.
 * British Accents - Several characters has that.
 * Denied Food as Punishment - Winry said the boys won't get dessert.
 * Even the Rats Won't Touch It - Pinako's food.
 * Fluffy Tamer - Father Cornello's Chimera.
 * It Tastes Like Feet - Foul milk is not good.
 * Jerkass - Ed and Al, in particular.
 * Pedophile Priest


 * Self-Made Orphan
 * Shout-Out - Many.
 * Sibling Rivalry - Ed and Al.
 * Ted Baxter - Ed is unaware that his efforts to become "Badass" fail big time.
 * The Chick - Lust and Rose.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?