Return of the Living Dead/Funny

"Severed Zombie Head: "Get that goddamn screwdriver out of my head!""
 * The entire "Send more..." Running Gag.
 * Burt whacking Tarman's head off with a baseball bat. Also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * In the second film:


 * In Rave to the Grave: "Come on, Chuckie, we're frat brothers we're supposed to share everything!" "Especially when it comes to INTERNAL ORGANS!" It may sound incredibly dumb (because it is), but the way its said is absolutely hilarious.