Lackadaisy/Funny

"Dom: You look down on your luck.
 * "NO! Why isn't the corn tall enough!? This is terrible corn!"
 * Followed shortly by, "This barn is useless!"
 * "Are you questioning my logic?"
 * "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIdon'twantasandwich!!!"
 * Also, Saint Patrick's Day.
 * Here, Viktor and Mordecai have one of their own.
 * "Aunt Nina, I'm sorry I turned your only child into a gunslinging outlaw maniac."
 * "Hey, come on! What’s the matter with you both? Can we just stop before somebody gets-" Krack! "Never mind."
 * "Maybe you should ask her husband, Wick. Wait. You can't. HE'S DEAD! Q.E.D."
 * This conversation:

Zib: Does it show?

Virgil: WE COULD BE TWINS. "


 * "Are you questioning my pickle car?"
 * Drunk Mordecai.
 * And his reaction to that below (panel 7).
 * Apparently, a good day for Viktor involves winning "all of the money" and then using said money to buy a rather sizable amount of land. Sounds like a normal enough goal, until you actually see the particulars.
 * For all the Rocky lovers out there...
 * And don't forget this. Second panel.
 * I CAN SEE ETERNITY
 * "But... Hellfire." :C
 * I have a thing for you!
 * Lackatater Potatoes. Just.... WHAT?
 * It was that or Tetris pieces.
 * Introducing the League of Extraordinary Eyebrows!
 * "Oh god, my shins."
 * Pretty much all of Rocky's letters in Correspondence, especially "Meat catches on fire easier than I would've guessed. So do I, as it turns out."
 * Baldface.
 * Why the boys don't have hair.