Would I Lie to You/Recap/Series 1

Home Truths
"Dom: "I was at school with Osama Bin Laden."

David's Team: Lie

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"Duncan: "When I run a large public company, I ban all my staff from buying paperclips."

Lee's Team: True

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"Natalie: "I have passed toilet [paper] roll under the cubicle wall to Madonna."

David's Team: Lie

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Ring of Truth
""Jeffrey Archer writes all of his stories with a felt tip pen."

Lee's Team: True

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"Jodie Marsh: "Everyone thinks I'm thick, but what they don't know is that I won nearly £6 on a Weakest Link quiz machine."

David's Team: Lie

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This Is My...
"Lee: "I know Ina because she's my local news agent. And she actually sold me a scratch card which I won £2000 on."

Natalie: "Ina's worked on Eastenders for 21 years as an extra--supporting artist, and she used to run the lampshade store."

Dom: "Ina's actually my aunt, who is Greek. And she is a voice artist in Greece. And she has been the voice of Helen Mirren in the last four of her films that have been translated into Greek."

David's Team: Natalie

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Telly Tales
"Frankie: "To avoid confusion on the set of Doctor Who when they're filming it, the medical doctor on set is called 'The Magician.'"

Lee's Team: Lie

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Lee: "I have been on a camping holiday with Derren Brown."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "Aged five, I wrote to Play School to suggest how the BBC should resolve their union conflict."

Lee's Team: True.

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"Dom: "For six months, I worked as Trevor McDonald's driver."

David's Team: Lie

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"Frankie: "I am allergic to coins."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"David: "I fainted in a cinema during Kill Bill."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Winners: Draw (11-11)

Home Truths
"John: "I was caught short in Prince Charles' garden."

David's Team: Lie

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"Patrick: "I've snogged Paris Hilton."

Lee's Team: True

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"Dominic: "My nickname at school was Earsniffer."

David's Team: Lie

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Ring of Truth
""Madonna has her toilet seat removed from every venue she performs at so that no one sells it on eBay."

David's Team: Lie

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""Tony Blair proposed to Cherie in a bumper car."

Lee's Team: True

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This Is My...
"Lee: "This is Mark; I employ him solely to manage my iPod."

John: "I cut the ribbon at the opening of Mark's karaoke superstore."

Dominic: "Mark's a good mate of mine, and we used to be in a magical double act, and we used to be called Mysterio and Mark."

David's Team: Dominic

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Telly Tales
"Patrick: "Pam St. Clement is a member of the British Abseiling Association, and has abseiled down Mount Rushmore."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Fay: "When we were first dating, I collected my husband's belly-button fluff."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Lee: "In a restaurant in China, I unwittingly ordered and ate dog."

David's Team: True

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"Patrick: "I have wrested Andy McNab for money."

Lee's Team: True

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Winners: Lee's Team (10-6)

Home Truths
"Ulrika: "I hosted the British Sausage Awards."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "When I was 23, I had to talk my way out of a fight with a paper boy."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Jimmy: "I starred in a Japanese commercial for snuff."

David's Team: Lie

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Ring of Truth
""To coincide with the US version of The Weakest Link, Ben and Jerry released a limited edition Anne Robinson flavoured ice cream."

David's Team: Lie

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Telly Tales
"Ulrika: "Petra, the first Blue Peter dog, died the day after her first show, so producers secretly replaced her with a look-alike."

David's Team: True

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"Jimmy: "Simon Groom and Peter Duncan once had a fight in the Blue Peter garden after a row over a BBC parking space."

David's Team: Lie

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This Is My...
"Dara: "Alan is a mate of mine--I was best man at Alan's wedding, which was a number of years ago. And at his wedding, Alan, although you'd be hard-pressed to believe it now, weighed 27 stone."

David: "This is my driving instructor, Alan. I've had over 70 driving lessons, and I still haven't passed."

Eamonn: "This is my friend, Alan, and he is the Manchester United Stadium announcer."

Lee's Team: David

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Eamonn: "I once saw Carol Vorderman broken down at the side of the road, but I didn't stop to help her as I was running a bit late."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Jimmy: "I lost my virginity at 26."

David's Team: True

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"Dara: "I have received a text message from Bono."

Lee's Team: True

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"Eamonn: "I have seven cats and they're called Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Pickle."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Winners: David's Team (13-6)

Home Truths
"Neil: "I recently had an extension built by a builder called Bob."

David's Team: True

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"Jason: "I have beaten Gary Barlow at crazy golf."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Lee: "I was Red Rum's stable boy."

David's Team: Lie

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Ring of Truth
""Gwyneth Paltrow said 'I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup'"

David's Team: Lie

Lee's Team: True

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This Is My…
"David: "This is Jill, the hypnotherapist who cured me of my fear of balloons."

Myleene: "This is my good friend Jill, and she has fitted Camilla Parker Bowles' underwear"

Jason: "This is Jill, and she's the air hostess who saved my life when I choked on a peanut once."

Lee's Team: David

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Telly Tales
""Mike Reed often does a musical turn at the Tory Party Conference, and last year it was a ten minute political rap."

David's Team: Lie

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Leslie: "I have been banned from Stretham ice rink."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "I have formulated a five-point plan for surviving if I were in prison."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Leslie: "I have never eaten an apple; not even taken a bite."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: Lee's Team (11-7)

Home Truths
"Len: "I imac my armpits."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "I used to proofread dictionaries for a living."

Lee's Team: True

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"Russell: "I was a contestant on Junior Master Chef."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Vic: "I once fixed Dame Judy Dench's pushbike."

David's Team: Lie

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This Is My…
"Russell: "This is my landlord Morris. He's actually the 16th Earl of Westmorland."

David: "He's my teacher, and he's training me in the art of ventriloquism for my next acting role."

Wendy: "This is Morris; he's my hair dresser, and he also cuts the hair of Tony Blair."

Lee's Team: David

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Telly Tales
"Lee: "The Swedish entry that year [1980] also had a real live orangutan as their dancer."

David's Team: Lie

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"Len: "On July 27th in Finland, they celebrate Sleepyhead Day, when the last member of the family that awakes is taken down to the sea and thrown in."

David's Team: True

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Wendy: "I have no idea how to use a launderette washing machine."

Lee's Team: True

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"Lee: "My parents told me my dog was dead, when in actual fact, he was in Scunthorpe."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "As a teenager, I had a poster of Margaret Thatcher on my bedroom wall."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Len: "I killed a falcon while playing golf."

David's Team: Lie

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"Vic: "I once helped TV's Doctor Raj Persaud fix his computer. It just needed a reboot."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: David's Team (11-9)

Home Truths
"Tara: "I have eaten a diamond."

David's Team: Lie

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"Harry: "I can identify any breed of dog just by hearing it growl."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Ring of Truth
""Clouds were once removed from the sky so that Paul McCartney could perform 'Good Day Sunshine' at a concert."

David's Team: True

Lee's Team: True

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This Is My...
"Tara: "I met Dave in 1990, when I passed out at the top of Mont Blanc because of the altitude, cause the air was so thin, and he very kindly helped me down with the party he was guiding down from the peak."

Lee: "This is Dave. He's my old boss, who taught me how to call bingo."

Dave: "This is Dave, he's a mate of my from down the pub - call him Bestie - he makes £40000 a year on pub trivia machines."

David's Team: Lee

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Telly Tales
"Harry: "One episode [of Tomorrow's World] showcased a toaster, connected to the internet, that burned a weather forecast into your toast."

Lee's Team: True

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Harry: "I once pushed a man in a lake for following me, shouting 'Only Me'."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Dave: "I bunked off school to go to London with a boy called Dick Whittington."

David's Team: Lie

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"Claudia: "I wrote to Jim'll Fix it asking to meet ABBA. They wrote back offering the chance to see how the blue bits were made in cheese."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Winners: David's Team (9-8)