Comically Missing the Point/Haiku

There once was a troper, it's said Who wasn't quite right in the head Told to write a haiku He knew not what to do And wrote down a limerick instead "--Blork"

Omega 3 oils This format is Japanese Do not eat the fish. "--SheepInWolfClothing (Referencing the recent radiation scares, originally posted on Brain Food)"

One two three four five. One two three four five six sept. One two three four five. "--Wanderlust Warrior"

How do I write haiku? I believe it's supposed to be Six, eight, and six. Correct? "--Daikun"

I shall feed him and love him and call him George "--Shukmeister"

Why don't the bad guys just shoot James Bond? "--Cameoflage"

While I was browsing TV Tropes one night I came upon a frightful scary sight. A page not made for meter sweet as love-- Iambic, it is called, pentameter, Far greater than Haiku, I say, for lo! Haiku is far too short for epic tales. Long-suffering Odysseus once sailed Across the wine-dark sea back to his home. This meter I am writing in right now Could tell a tale like that no problem, but Haiku just fails at being poetry. "--Anonymous"

I can't believe you! I defy you to show me Any "wine-dark sea"! "--User:Sensei Le Roof"

I couldn't think of Anything cool to say here, But I like Swiss cheese. --Snowsky

Hello. "--User:Calamity Jane"

They just don't get it. Wait... this isn't laconic? I hate poetry! "--User:Cheeseypoofs"

My house is on fire... The worst part about this is It's a little hot. "--User:RL Yoshi"