Next to Normal/Funny

"Diana: And who's this little chubby girl?
 * "Better Than Before" is full of these. Such as;

Dan: That's Natalie!

Natalie: This sucks."

"Natalie: Here's the damage to the Honda when you showed me how to park it.

Diana: Did we crush somebody's cat beneath the tire?

Natalie: Yes, ours."

"Diana: [To Natalie] Your life has kinda sucked, I think.

Natalie: You've got it! Yay, hooray!"

"Dr Madden: Do you still feel your head is filled with concrete?
 * Doctor Madden's rock star moments just before My Psychopharmacologist and I.
 * And Diana in "Seconds and Years":

Diana: No...and you're not a scary rock star anymore!

Dr Madden: Ok...great."

"So my son's a little shit, my husband's boring/And my daughter, though a genius, is a freak..."
 * Diana in "Just Another Day":

"Diana: Honey, you need to slow down, take some time for yourself. I'm going to have sex with your father.
 * Additionally, her blithe declaration to Natalie:

Natalie: Great, thanks, I'm...so glad I know that."


 * Feeling Electric in the off-Broadway run, which takes Doctor Madden's brief rock star moments and makes a whole song out of it.
 * "I mean, Portland?"