The Sims/Quotes

"Liz Lemon: If I have learned anything from my Sims family, when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop... until he pees himself.

[beat as Liz leaves the room]

Jack Donaghy: ...why don't I have any other friends?"

- Thirty Rock, "Mamma Mia"