Bizarro Episode/Quotes

"The peculiar genius of The Apple is that every time it appears that the Film cannot get any crazier, it ratchets up the weirdness to almost indescribable levels. It belongs to the curious subset of movies so all-consumingly druggy and surreal that they make audiences feel baked out of their minds even when they're stone-cold sober. The Apple is both the perfect mind-f*ck to see while high (on life of course, this column in no way wishes to promote the disgusting, disgusting practice of consuming drugs) and a movie that makes drugs seem redundant and unnecessary."

- Nathan Rabin in My Year Of Flops

"This was a waste of my time and energy! It had no purpose! Big Lipped Alligator Moment? Try Big Lipped Alligator Movie!"

- Raoul Puke, reviewing Were Back a Dinosaurs Story