Orphaned/Shout Out/On the Precipice of Divorce

Chapter One
 * The title of the chapter ("Put Ya Guns On!") is a refrence to Date Masamune's many Engrish catchphrases.
 * Parts of the chapter seem very similar to scenes in the book Shanghai Girls.
 * Gilbert's mystery bride hopes that she does not end up in a parody of an Asian romance novel or Maison Ikkoku.
 * Roderich, Elizabeta, and Gilbert make Holland and Talho's romance sound like the romance between David Beckham and Posh Spice.
 * Roderich sings Lou Bega's "Mambo #5". The names of the girls in the song have been changed to names of various anime girls.
 * Right after singing "Mambo #5", Roderich sings a part of the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of the song.
 * The wedding guests perform a big song-and-dance number set to the Spice Girls song "Spice Up Your Life".