Prequel (webcomic)/Funny

These apply to the webcomic named Prequel. -
 * That burn was so sick, it lit the candle.
 * These gay elves are racist fucks and you don’t want to talk to them anymore.
 * You fucked up.
 * Quill-Weave quickly says something about how she's confident you two can work this out on your own okay see you later.
 * You don't exactly operate well under pressure. In a spur-of-the-moment decision, you try to execute every fallback plan at once.
 * This is the best idea.
 * You can no longer be the imp because the imp is dead.
 * Well, you're alive.
 * Holy shit, Quill-Weave knows parkour?
 * What was that, Logical Thought? I couldn’t hear you over the taste of all this delicious cake.
 * Holy FUCKSHIT your hand is on fire and it really burns!
 * "Imperial Legion soldiers are notoriously bad at dying. Every time they conquered a place, the original rulers were like "hey, start dying!" and the Imperial Legion was like "no". At least that's how you understand history."
 * Well, okay, your badass wolf-skin armor doesn't turn out so great. But other things are still looking up!
 * By the way, for a Mages Guild, is there a required dress code or something? Because I want to make a good impression, and I don’t know how I feel about this hood.
 * NORMAL HUMAN STRENGTH!
 * You have a really good feeling about all these decisions you just made!