She's the Man/Funny

"Viola: Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway."
 * The tampon scene.
 * When Malcolm and Principal Gold overhear Viola:

"Principal Gold: Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?
 * And the ensuing dialogue that followed.

Malcolm: No, sir, I...

Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy..."

"Eunice: Soccer is the world's favorite sport."
 * After Sebastain pulls down his soccer shorts in front of everyone to prove he's a boy:


 * Viola's Groin Attack and her delayed reaction.