The Batman Adventures/Awesome

"Batman: You know who I am. You know what I can do. But I am holding a small child here. And if you make me do anything that could possibly endanger this baby... You will be very, very sorry. *pause* Forever."
 * The Batman Adventures: Mad Love winning an Eisner Award for "Best Single Story" in 1994. Frank Miller even declared it the best Batman story of the decade.
 * In Batman: Gotham Adventures #1, Alfred.
 * Alfred takes down three kidnappers while handcuffed to a chair in Gotham Adventures #16. His rescuers burst in to find him serenely playing a game of solitaire.
 * Gotham Adventures #26: Batman's found himself caring for a baby that's wanted by villains, and can't risk leaving him alone, and so goes out to fight crime anyway, with the baby under his arm. A bunch of crooks aren't impressed... at first.

"Commissioner Gordon: Be quiet, Joker. Nobody believes you - You're a raving lunatic.
 * And the thugs immediately surrender their weapons. The moment is broken, though, when they have to tell him he's holding the baby wrong!
 * The Joker and Harley get one in Batman Adventures #3.

Joker: A homicidal lunatic, thank you very much.

Harley: Didja hear that, everybody? My boyfriend's back!"


 * Clayface gets one in Batman Adventures #14.