Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Quotes

"Garth: Drugs?

Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight.

Garth: I meant, are you in here for drugs?

Jeannie: Why are you here?

Garth: Drugs."

"Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."

"Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."