Uncanceled/Quotes

""On the count of three you will awaken feeling refreshed, as if Futurama hadn't been canceled by idiots, and then brought back by bigger idiots. One...two...three!""

- Bender, Futurama Season 6 Opening

"Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.

[the crew cheers]

Professor Farnsworth: And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.

[the crew cheers doubtfully]

Professor Farnsworth: In fact, most of them died from their injuries.

[the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly]

Professor Farnsworth: And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.

Fry: Why?

Professor Farnsworth: Oh, it's got a million and one uses.

[Takes some Torgo's Powder and sprinkles it in his pants]

Professor Farnsworth: Aw, that soothes the fire.

Leela: [referring to the air conditioners] So what does this mean for us and our many fans?

Professor Farnsworth: It means we're back on the air!

[the crew is still silent]

Professor Farnsworth: Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!

[the crew cheers wildly]

Bender: We're back, baby!"

- Opening of the first Futurama DVD movie; Benders Big Score