Character Filibuster/Laconic

A character just can't stop talking.

"Visit unabridged version, yes, I said visit the unabridged version HERE. Wait a moment. What do you mean you were just reading Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series?! It's TV Tropes and we have nothing to do with that thing! You know, if it's "abridged", it doesn't mean it's a gag dub. You see, it's TV Tropes. And it's Laconic Wiki where I'm obviously not supposed to talk that much, because, well, it's Laconic Wiki! What? You don't know what "Laconic" means?! Well, you know, in ancient Greece[abrupted due to the fact nobody will read that much anyway]"