Pushing Up Roses/Quotes

"The moral of the story here, is wear deodorant, because if we happen to kiss in the future and I tell a story about it, I won’t choose a completely offensive and juvenile name to represent your being!"

- From Rose's website

"Q: When life gives you lemons, what do you make?

A: I throw them at someone's car."

"Make friends."

- Repeatedly tried and failed command from her Quest for Glory 1 Let's Play

"Can we teleport? I'd like to be here, please."

- When trying to navigate the Amazon Trail map in the LP

"Q: If you were on a buddy cop show, who would your partner be and what would the show be called?"

A: My partner would be John Oates. The show would be called Cops (series). ....Wait..."

"Roses: I made you a cookie!

Paw: Oh, nice.

Roses: ...But it's made of tar.

Paw: ....What? Why do you have tar sitting around your home?!

Roses: For cookie batter, hello!!"