Black Dude Dies First/Quotes

"I've seen this movie. The black dude dies first."

- Harry Block, Evolution

"It must be a racist shark, because out of the four of them, it eats the black man."

- Mike J reviewing Jaws 3

"All I can say is, I'm worried. We're in a lousy horror movie and I'm the only black person around. Clearly I need to hire more black people."

- The Nostalgia Critic's review of Jaws 3D

"Hispanic and cocky? Yeah, you'd totally die first."

- Ryan, Castle

"He's Seagal's best friend, he's black and he's in a war. Oh, he is so dead!"

- Film Brain, Mercenary For Justice