Captain Obvious/Headscratchers


 * Does Captain Obvious get courtesy-promoted to Major Obvious when he is aboard a (war)ship?
 * Yes.
 * Which means that he does.
 * Obviously.
 * So we have established that Captain Obvious gets courtesy-promoted to Major Obvious when he is aboard a (war)ship.
 * The above is an attempt at meta humor, and so is this.