My Wife and Kids/Funny

"Michael: Please stay in the car or else I will make your lives a living hell.
 * The episode "Get Out" has so many:
 * "Get in the shower, Junior! You smell like corn chips and ass!"
 * "I do not smell like corn chips."
 * Kady spilled chocolate pudding on her dress. So Michael cuts it out, giving her a version of the infamous J.Lo dress.
 * "No-its-not-a-capital-crime!"
 * Michael clapping his hands to get his family to hurry up.
 * "Kady cut the cheese."
 * This dialogue:

Jay: Michael, you're off to a good start.

Michael: I married a comedian."


 * "I wanna bite your head off!"
 * "What is it, son?"
 * And so does "RV Dreams", especially during the trip:
 * Michael going crazy after drinking so much coffee (spiced with Haggis).
 * Michael throws Jay's "For Dummies" book out the window.
 * Michael tells Jay to push the button, and he pretends to be going to warp-drive.
 * Michael laughs like crazy.
 * Junior tries to do the "Vulcan Sleep Pinch" on Michael. Michael does it to Junior, which works.
 * Junior comes out of the bathroom (after being in there for so long), and everyone is overcome with the terrible smell.
 * Super-speed family time.
 * Jay demands Michael to annunciate "Uhura", because it sounds like "a whore".
 * The Calvinator. Enough said.
 * "Don't make me go Hulk on you!"