X2: X-Men United/Funny

"Xavier: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you'll spend the rest of your life under the belief that you are a six-year-old girl.
 * Professor X dissuades Wolverine from smoking in Cerebro.

Logan: Would you really do that?

Xavier: I'll have Jean braid your hair."


 * Whenever Nightcrawler tries to introduces himself ("My name is Kurt Wagner, but in the Munich circus I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler"), he's interrupted.