God of War (series)/Funny


 * Crowning Moment of Funny: The fight against the Colossus in God of War II. A giant eagle steals your powers and brings a wonder of the ancient world to life with blue lightning. By sheer determination and whats left of his powers, Kratos breaks its arms in a water wheel, launches a boulder the size of a house at its head and blinds it. He punches it in the face with its own severed hand, then slashes his way inside, and destroys it, leaping out of its mouth. Ladies and gentlemen, that was the punchline. To rant at the gods. Thanks to this, he fails to avoid being squished like a bug by the hand of the falling giant.
 * During the battle against Hercules, Hera, quite clearly drunk off her ass, tells the two blood-soaked bruisers, as they're about to beat each other to death, "You boys play nice!"
 * First words to Hermes, "To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time, Hermes." Later, Hermes,
 * The silly costumes for 1, 2 and Co O. And the scene where Kratos killed David Jaffe while congratulating the player.
 * One of the potential bits of commentary during the sex minigame in God Of War III: "Wow, this really is for mature audiences only!" "Parents shouldn't let their kids watch this!"
 * The Ship Captain never catches a break.
 * The increasingly over-the-top sex mini-games. Ghost of Sparta's scene starts with Kratos grabbing two prostitutes, then, as the player inputs commands correctly, the screen starts shaking increasingly violently, and more and more prostitutes will come running to join in. When Kratos is done he will have seemingly pleasured eight or so partners... at the same time.
 * All the glitches. Swimmingness is particularly funny.