The Great Escape/Funny

"Sedgwick: Danny, do you speak Russian?
 * I loved the bit near the begining when Danny and Sedgwick try to escape with a group of Russian prisnors. They don't make it out, but they do know a little Russian!

Danny: A little, but only one sentence.

Sedgwick: Well, let me have it, mate.

Danny: Ya vas lyublyu.

Sedgwick: Ya ya vas...

Danny: Lyublyu.

Sedgwick: Lyubliu? Ya vas lyubliu. Ya vas lyublyu. What's it mean?

Danny: I love you.

Sedgwick: Love you!? What bloody good is that!?!

Danny: I don't know, I wasn't going to use it myself."

"Hilts: What do they call a mole in Scotland?
 * Hilts and Archibald Ives... The Mole.

Ives: A mole."

"Strachwitz: Ives... Ives... Oh, yes. Archibald Ives. Scot. The photograph doesn't do justice.
 * The scene where Strachwitz looks through his prisoner profiles to find the one on Ives.

Ives: (gives the man an indignant look) I'd like to see one of you under similar circumstances."

"Cavendish: 5 golds rings, 4 calling birds, bloody singing, hi Hilts.
 * Hilts has just taken some boards out of all the beds and Denys walks in after singing.

Hilts: Denys, wait...

Cavendish: 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge, alley-oop!(jumps on to bed and falls through all three)

Hilts: (sees that Denys has fallen through bed) ...Never mind."

"Hendley: (tasting the moonshine, then speaks in a hoarse tone)Wow!
 * The look on poor Cavendish's face!
 * The tasting the moonshine!

Hilts: (tasting the moonshine, then speaks in a hoarse tone)Wow!

Goff: (tasting the moonshine, is wracked with coughing and weakly says while still coughing) Wo! Wow!

Hilts: ...WOW..."

"Random POW: What the hell have you got in there, a piano?
 * Loved Sedgewick and his dogged determination to keep his steamer trunk.

Sedgwick: Oh, that's very funny, mate.

Random POW: Sedgewick, you won't get this thing through.

Sedgwick: (pulling the trunk into the tunnel anyway) I'll cope!"

"Goff: Was that Sedgewick with his steamer trunk?
 * And.

Random POW: Who else?

Goff: I wish he was back in Australia with his kangaroos."

"Sedgwick: I'm watching him. I'm a lifeguard."
 * Just as the digging crew manages to hide everything from the approaching guards. Danny and Sedgwick have to come up with reasons for their presence. I always liked Sedgwick's calm demeaner when questioned after Danny's seemingly reasonable explanation of taking a shower.

"Ramsey: Up the rebels!
 * The 'Fourth of July' party!

Goff: Down the British!"