Would I Lie to You/Recap/Series 3

Home Truths
"Carol: "On Countdown, if I worked out the number puzzle before the time was up, I used to play a little game."

David's Team: Lie

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"Larry: "I used to run a market stall that only sold hats for dogs."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Russell: "I used to put my underpants on my head to cure my acne."

David's Team: True

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Ring of Truth
""Liam Gallagher once ordered a trampoline from hotel room service, claiming, 'I like to bounce.'"

Lee's Team: True

Answer:"

This Is My…
"Jo: "This is Liz, and when she was a baby, I accidently dropped her in a pond."

David: "This is Liz, and together we are writing a guide to the castles of Britain."

Larry: "This is Liz, who taught me basic bar skills before I went to work in The Queen Vic."

Lee's Team: Larry

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "Possession: This is a letter, rejecting me from a job at McDonald's."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Lee: "I once picked up a hitchhiker and scared him so much he cried."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: Draw (5-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Jo Brand

Home Truths
"Reginald: "The D in my name stands for 'Delicious.'"

David's Team: Lie

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"Stephen: "I once guessed the exact number of sweets in a Mini Cooper and was awarded a prize [of £100] by Britain's tallest man."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Ken: "I was the first person in the world to breed the Congalese Frog, Hymenochirus Curtipes, in captivity."

David's Team: True

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Ring of Truth
""The Archbishop of Canterbury once endorsed a Cockney version of the Bible."

David's Team: Lie

Answer:"

This Is My...
"Stephen: "This is Gordon. Gordon and I were in a prog-rock band called Aragon, and we recorded an album called 'The Wizard's Dream'."

David: "This is Gordon; he works in my local pet shop, and recently sold me a hamster that died the very next day."

Fern: "This is Gordon; he's the subject of my life drawing class, and I have painted him naked three times."

Lee's Team: Stephen

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Quick-Fire Lies:
"Lee: "Last year I was ordered to leave Blackpool Tower after I threw a sausage roll off the top."

David's Team: Lie

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"David: "As a child, at my grandparents' house, I had a little bell that I would ring if I wanted anything."

Lee's Team: True

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"Fern: "Possession: This is my tea cosy. I take it absolutely everywhere with me because I can't stand a cold teapot."

Lee's Team: Lie

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Winners: Draw (5-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Fern Britton

Home Truths
"Jimmy: "Prince Philip told me I was a funny-looking fellow when I was a ball boy at Wimbledon."

David's Team: Lie

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"Jamelia: "I once stole some toilet paper from George Michael's house."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Marcus: "I worked as a podium dancer at the Ministry of Sound."

Lee's Team: True

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Ring of Truth
""Jodie Marsh has a degree in golf course management from the University of Birmignham."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer:"

This Is My…
"Terry: "This is my mate, Steve, and we were actually questioned by police who mistook us both for jewel thieves."

Lee: "This is Steve; we own a greyhound together that's come last in every race."

Jimmy: "This is Steve; we were at primary school together; we didn't see each other for 20 years, and then met up in a hotel when he brought me room service."

David's Team: Jimmy

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "I read 1984 from cover to cover in WHSmith so I didn't have to buy a copy."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Terry: "Possesion: this is some of my hair collection that I gathered from guests who appeared on 'The Word'."

David's Team: Lie

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Winners: Lee's Team (6-4)

Individual Liar of the Week: Terry Christian

Home Truths
"Claudia: "I once put nail polish remover in my fish tank to give my goldfish more energy."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer:"

"Clive: "I once had my wallet stolen by a walrus."

David's Team: Lie

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"Miranda: "One of my best friends at school was a little man I'd made from a slice of toast that I always kept in my bag."

David's Team: True

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Ring of Truth
""David Beckham gave a copy of his own autobiography to Nelson Mandela as a Christmas present."

Lee's Team: True

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This Is My…
"Miranda: "This is Owen, and he stopped me attending his yoga classes because I couldn't stop laughing."

Lee: "This is Owen; he's a professional juggler, and he's teaching me to juggle."

Clive: "He is my builder. In fact, he was working on my roof once and fell through it while I was watching television."

David's Team: Clive

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Quick-Fire Lies
"David: "I was thrown out of a nightclub for refusing to stop dancing on a table."

Lee's Team: Lie

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"Jason: "I once put out a fire using my neighbour's milk."

Lee's Team: True

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"Claudia: "Possession: In here is my pet cat from when I was little, and my dad had her stuffed for me when she died."

Lee's Team: True

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Winner: Lee's Team (7-3)

Individual Liar of the Week: Claudia Winkleman

Home Truths:
"Christine: "Anton du Beke and I danced our way out of a parking ticket."

David's Team: Lie

Answer:"

"Jack: "Every Christmas, my dad makes the whole family stand up to watch the Queen's speech."

Lee's Team: True

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"Frankie: "When I was a child, I was scared that my entire life was a book, being read by a bear, and one day the bear would close the book, and my life would end."

David's Team: True

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Ring of Truth:
""Mick Jagger has been asked by a company if they can sell his ashes in collectible egg timers when he dies."

David's Team: True

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This Is My…
"Kelvin: "This is Terry and he built the nuclear bunker in my garden."

David: "This is Terry and he's the policeman who was called out when I was caught trying to break into the window of my own flat."

Jack: "This is Terry 'The Mean Machine' Frazier and he is teaching me to wrestle."

Lee's Team: Kelvin

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Quick-Fire Lies
"Lee: "If you give me any date before the year 2000 I can instantly tell you what day of the week it was."

David's Team: Lie

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"Christine: "A Coronation Street star once made me remove all the red M&Ms from a bowl for him."

David's Team: Lie

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Winner: Draw (5-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Kelvin MacKenzie

Home truths
"Janet: "I wrote my will on a bit of cardboard when I thought the plane I was in was going to crash."

David's team: True

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"Davina: "I have two red chillies tattooed on my back, but I'm having them covered because they look like carrots."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Omid: "I am launching my own range of condiments, including Ohmid Djalili Picalili."

David's team: Lie

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Ring of truth:
""Mike Tyson once rented a hotel suite for his eight favourite pigeons."

Lee's team: True

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This is my…
"Lee: "This is Sadie; she's my children's nanny, and the first time I met her I ran over her foot."

Omid: "This is Sadie. I employ her to massage my dog."

Janet: "Sadie came to my sixtieth birthday party, and pretended to be a waitress so she could lick Daniel Craig's plate."

David's team: Janet

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Quick-fire lies
"David: "The screensaver on my phone is a photo of my living room carpet."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Lee: "Possession: This is my wallmap of the UK. I have marked every service station I have ever visited on it."

David's team: Lie

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Winners: David's team (7-3)

Individual Liar of the Week: Davina Mc Call

Lee's team: Gabby Logan and Danny Wallace
"Chris: "I have been approached by NASA to be the first man to cycle on the moon."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Gaby: "When I present a show for the first time, I like to wear red underwear."

David's team: Lie

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"Danny: "Whenever someone recognises me, but can't place me, I tell them I'm part of the Olympic Cycling Team."

David's team: Lie

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Ring of Truth
""Prince Charles became a member of the magic circle when he auditioned using his cup and balls trick."

David's team: True

Answer:"

""Gary Barlow has a microphone installed in his downstairs bathroom to record new song ideas, as it's where he feels the most creative."

Lee's team: Lie

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This is my…
"Ronnie: "This is Silvan, and he designed a household robot that speaks with my voice."

Chris: "This is Silvan, and he is my masseur, and he was also the guitarist in Simply Red."

David: "This is Silvan, and he's my next-door neighbour, and I promised I'd get him on tv, after he complained about an all-night party in my flat."

Lee's team: Chris

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Quick-fire lies
"Lee: "I can't eat custard creams because they remind me of Spencer Whitfield who bullied me at school."

David's team: Lie

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"David: "The only concert I have ever been to was by Shirley Bassey."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Gaby: "Possession: These are some of the birthday cards I've posted to my pets."

David's team: Lie

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Winners: Draw (5-5)

Individual Liar of the Week: Gabby Logan

Lee's team: Michael Ball and Charlie Brooker
"Micheal: "I have a three-part ritual I have to adhere to before I go on stage."

David's team: Lie

Answer:"

"Trinny: "Marks & Spencers manikins are based on my body."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Reece: "For a summer, I worked at a funeral director's that offered themed funerals."

Lee's team: Lie

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"Charlie: "For six years, I pretended to a girlfriend that I was partially deaf."

David's team: True

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Ring of truth
""Christina Aiguilera once followed a strict diet where every meal had 4 food items: 1 crunchy, 1 soft, 1 hot, 1 cold."

Lee's team: True

Answer:"

This is my…
"Charlie: "This is Donna who's teaching me basic home maintenance."

Lee: "This is Donna and she saved my life when she threw me a lifebelt after I fell off my boat."

Michael: "This is Donna; she has been my no. 1 super fan since she was 17 - she even has a toilet seat cover with my face on it."

David's team: Lee

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Quick-fire lies
"David: "Three members of the cabinet subscribe to my twitter feed."

Lee's team: Lie

Answer:"

"Lee: "For a year, I kept my car running by cracking my egg into it every day."

David's team: Lie

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Winners: Lee's team (9-2)

Individual Liar of the Week: Michael