Sex Drive/Funny

"Thief: Anybody can wave a gun around...I doubt you have it in you to fire it.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Rex taking out his anger on a defenseless garage door.
 * In the climax, when Ian has grabbed the thieves' gun.

(thief rushes forward, Ian fires into the air, thief backs off)

Thief: Anybody can fire a gun in the air...you'll never shoot me.

(thief rushes forward, Ian shoots him in the leg)

Thief: Anybody can shoot someone in the leg..."

"Bobby Jo: You wrecked my ride. Afraid I'm gonna have to take yours.
 * This exchange between Rick(The redneck who tried beating on Lance) and Bobby Jo. after Ricks slams into The Judge.

Rick: *Laughs* Fuck that shit...

Bobby Jo points his gun at him

Rick: *Gives him the keys* Here you go. Pulls to the left."