Chunky Salsa Rule/Haiku

Judging by that hit, There's no chance in hell that he's Getting up from that. "--User:So We Ate Them"

Forget your Hit Points, Your AC won't count, either. That hit KILLS YOU DEAD. "User:Shar Phoe"

I'd like to point out You do have vital organs And you ate grenades. "User:Peteman"