Star Trek/Haiku

Chris Pine, Zack Quinto May not have the history But they're not too bad "--Rich318"

Captain James T. Kirk Of the starship Enterprise Likes Green Skinned Space Babes

Science officer Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan He has pointy ears

Leonard "Bones" McCoy Is a doctor not an X Dammit, he's dead Jim

Hikaru Sulu Is the helmsman of the ship He performs judo

Montgomery Scott Never told to "beam me up" Worked on the engines

Young Pavel Chekov Navigates them to the stars His gun means nothing

The Comms Officer Lt. Uhura opens Hailing frequencies

When I saw this film I fell asleep instantly. Not even a fan "--That 897 Guy"

Into the black hole Where no man has gone before Bend over, Scotty