Audio Erotica/Quotes

""Take them to the secret broadcast cave and train them all to talk like me: reeealll sexy!""

- "Machine Gun" Kelly in J-Men Forever

"Jackass Mask: I have an idea for a sequel. It will star Anthony Hopkins, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Smith, Christopher Walken, Conan O'Brien, Sean Connery, and a few other actors who will be named later that are really cool just to hear talk. I'll call it... The Exposition-ables. An hour and a half of a bunch of guys sitting around talking the plot at the audience. People would pay! I bet you money they would!

jkd: I'd go see it.

Gold2094: I SECOND THAT MOVIE !!!

Crazychris576: So would I! That sounds awesome! And it HAS to include James Earl Jones and Samuel L. Jackson!"

- The comment section on Chester A. Bum's review of The Expendables.

"Yukari: Okay, I know he just locked us in here, which totally sucks, but... WOW, I wanna have sex with his voice. Anyone else? Show of hands?

Everyone else: *raises hand*"

- Persona 3 FTW on Takaya, voiced by Derek Stephen Prince

"[Sindri's] sexy voice is a gift for Slaanesh. He can make femalse orgasm by just whispering in their ear."

- Youtuber commenter on Sindri Myr's voice

"Even in pain Sindri still sounds awesome."

- Another Youtuber commenter on Sindri Myr's voice while he's becoming a Deamon Prince.

"She's back in mother's bed turned on, turn off the lights./Her dirty voice cuts through the night/A neighbor turns to open his door,/"What's that girl making so much noise for?"...

Her eyes are closed, she runs her fingers through her hair,/She's getting high, but no one's there./Her father opens up her door,/Said she couldn't have any more!...

It's too late now, she gets it anytime she wants,/All the world is making love./Get everybody turned on at once,/We'll make sure that it's loud enough!

Making love on the radio! (Coming in in stereo!)"

- "Radio", Y-O-U

"Jew Wario: Dude, girls dig your voice.

Rollo T: Dude, I dig your voice!"

- JewWario and RolloT discussing The Cinema Snob's voice.

"Huh, I think I just came."

- The Nostalgia Chick, after Sean Connery speaks.

"God, I'd go gay for that voice."

- The Nostalgia Critic on Keith David

"I don't wanna die, my voice is too sexy!"

- The Cinema Snob, before getting a stare from Linkara.

"People tune into my show so my voice can make love to their ear vaginas."

- Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

"It- It just comes natural to me, I guess. I got a deep sensual voice, you know. I definitely got the Bing Crosby tune, baby, you know I been raised on music! My dad was a technical engineer! Got all them patents and everything!"

- Christian Weston Chandler