Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality/Drinking Game


 * Take a sip every time there's a Shout-Out to something geeky. Make it a shot if it's an anime reference. Two shots if it's a sci-fi novel.
 * Take a shot every time a scientific study is cited in the narration. Make it two if it's cited in actual dialogue.
 * Take a shot every time Harry snaps his fingers. If a character other than Harry snaps their fingers, make it two.
 * Take a shot every time Harry acts bratty or condescending.
 * Take a shot every time someone doesn't understand Harry.
 * Take a shot every time Harry thinks about/comments on the wizarding world being stupid. Make it two if Quidditch is mentioned in this context.
 * Take a shot every time Quirrell says something or someone is stupid.
 * Take a shot every time Quirrell does (or is mentioned to have done) something ridiculously awesome.
 * Take a shot every time Hermione is jealous of Harry.
 * Someone thinking in story terms:
 * One shot if it's Dumbledore.
 * Two shots if it's Harry.
 * Three shots if it's a female character thinking like a romance novel.
 * Four shots if it's none of the above.
 * Two shots every time someone is mean to Hermione for a stupid reason.
 * Two shots if a significant event happens during the storyline, but off-screen (for example, the Sorting Hat's Parseltongue message).