Let's Play/Quotes

"Alright, Peter Puppy, let's just face facts: You have got to be the world's...no, the galaxy's worst father. I don't know how you let six hundred of your kids get captured by one giant bird in the first place...but you let it happen again! I went looking at PetCo to see if they have a mug for, like, "World's worst puppy father", and they don't! And it probably wouldn't sell very well, because it would only sell to you!"

- Phiggle, in a Let's Play of Earthworm Jim 2

"Santa in a bullet-proof vest wielding a huge gun. Welcome to life in 1924."

- Let's Play Alone in The Dark 2, part 4

"''Watch out for that Beamos.""

- Diabetus, in a Let's Play of The Legend of Zelda: Parallel Worlds

"Josh: Ok, so next episode... Hopefully there will be less rage-filled discussions about how much Bethesda deserves to die in a fiery pit.

Rutskarn: I don't know, why change the formula now?

Shamus: I know; we've got a good thing going here. The worst thing they could do is put a good game now: They'd put us right out of business."

- Spoiler Warning: Let's Play Fallout 3 (Episode 20)

"Mess with me, you mess with omnipotence. And by omnipotence, I mean a giant hand that can carry shit."

- Cheeseball IV's Let's Play of Black and White

""DANCE MR. SATAN, DANCE!""

- Helloween4545's Let's Play of Penumbra

""He fell into the ankle-deep water and died. Happy ending! Sunshine and puppies for all!""

- RL Yoshi's Let's Play of The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

"John opens his inventory to reveal a lockpick, a book of spells, and a formerly salty bear.

John: So wow, this is all I have for, uh--

Rick: That is all you have now.

John: Good.

Brandon: At least she left you the bear.

John: Yeah, took the stick, but they left me the salt-covered bear?

Steve: No salt, just the bear. They cleaned the bear.

Brandon: You can't even lick the bear for sustenance!"

- The D-Pad: Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 8 -- "Yeah, No, That Didn't Work"