Uninvited (video game)/Funny


 * At one point, you end up meeting a large red... ball thing.  Upon solving the puzzle, the game's dialogue makes one think it's absolutely speechless at how strange the event was.
 * Well, it kinda was.
 * What happens when you break the record player. The phonograph no longer works. I think you broke it. Go to your room.
 * The giant spider death. Sounds terrifying, right? Not really. You come across a trapdoor, but the game urges that you do not go down there, as there's a spider that's "bigger than a breadbox". Keep trying to go down, and the game will continue to warn you. After a few attempts, however, you'll be allowed to go down...and you get killed by the spider. The game's remark on the situation? "Well, what do you know. It's a giant spider."
 * After you have just suffocated yourself by lying in a coffin: "Most people die first and then go into the coffin."