The Colonel's Bequest/Characters

Cast of The Colonel's Bequest:
Laura Bow


 * Amateur Sleuth
 * Intrepid Reporter
 * Redheaded Hero

Lillian Prune


 * The Ophelia

Ethel Prune


 * Lady Drunk

Colonel Henri Dijon


 * Dirty Old Man
 * Disabled Snarker
 * Pet the Dog: In the best of the two alternate endings, he'll let you keep the buried treasure as a thank-you for saving his life.

Clarence Sparrow


 * Amoral Attorney

Gertrude Dijon


 * Grande Dame

Gloria Swansong


 * White Dwarf Starlet

Rudy Dijon


 * Ted Baxter

Dr. Wilbur B. Feels


 * Dirty Old Man
 * Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate
 * Punny Name

Fifi


 * French Maid

Jeeves


 * The Jeeves
 * He Who Must Not Be Heard

Celie


 * Sassy Black Woman

The Dagger of Amon Ra
Dr. Archibald Carrington



Yvette Delacroix


 * Femme Fatale
 * The Vamp

Dr. Pippin Carter

Rameses Najeer

Wolf Heimlich


 * All Germans Are Nazis

Dr. Olympia Myklos


 * Nightmare Fetishist

Detective Ryan O'Riley


 * Inspector Lestrade

Steve Dorian


 * Heroines Want Redheads
 * James Bondage
 * Punny Name

Lawrence "Ziggy" Ziegfield

Lavinia Waldorf-Carlton


 * Grande Dame

Dr. Ptasheptut Smith

Earnie Leach

Watney Little