Desperado/Awesome


 * The entire opening scene. Exaggerated, second hand story that manages to scare the shit out of dozens of bad guys.
 * The shootout at the Tarasco Bar, which manages to be even more over-the-top than the opening scene.
 * Salma Hayek. Out-awesomes everybody else. Causes car crashes just walking down the street. With her clothes on,no less.