Return of the Jedi/Haiku

Leia's bikini. Teddy bears beat stormtroopers. Love saves the bad guy. "-- User:Meta Four"

Plausible story? Truly, we should not bother. This is the last one. "-- User:Ex Ottoyuhr"

Piett is demoted, Palpatine and villain ball, Look! The teddy bears! "-- User:Ex Ottoyuhr"

Randall is perplexed: Is there no justice for the Death Star contractors? "--Rich318"