What Did I Do Last Night?/Haiku

Step One: Drink a lot. Step Two: Do weird stuff, pass out. Step Three: "What the HECK!?" "--User:So We Ate Them"

A unicorn tattoo? And who is this strange person? What the hell happened?! "--User:Katana Cat"

Urrrgh..wait Why the heck am I wearing A pink thong on my head? "--Kardamon"

I've no idea What happened last night, but I'm Certain it was strange. "--InTheGallbladder"