The Inbetweeners/Funny

"Mostly when Jay is hungover and does the sound."
 * Any time one of the boys makes a sound effect after the mention of Tara.

"Neil: He did give us vodka.
 * Season 2, episode 1, the boat trip. 'Nuff said.
 * Fish punch!
 * I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FUCKING FANNY OFF, YOU TWAT!
 * Also from that episode; NEIL, WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU'VE PISSED THE BED!
 * Bus wankers
 * Football friend!
 * You bumder!
 * "Carli's fanny on your face, on your face, on your face! Carli's fanny on your face, and your bellend!" (Sung by Jay to the tune of 'London Bridge is Falling Down'. While jumping on top of Simon on the sofa.)
 * Simon vomiting all over Carli's little brother.
 * The boy's conversation after Mr Kennedy comes in and starts to molest Neil, mostly because Neil is so non-plussed.

Will: That's called grooming, Neil.

Neil: Is it?"

"Will: Was that a dream or did that just happen?

Jay: That was your wet dream.

Will: No, it wasn't.

Neil: He rubbed my legs...

Jay: That's what you get for leading on peados you slut.

Will: Shouldn't we report him?"

"Neil: He said don't tell Gilbert though (about the Vodka)
 * Earlier:

Will: Don't tell him about the swimming or the planned sexual assault when you're drunk?

(pause)

Neil: Both."

"Jay: You have to put it all the way in. Right up to the balls.
 * Neil asking for sex advice from Jay, who clearly has no idea what he's talking about.

Neil: And do you put the balls in?

Jay: ... Yeah, can do. Some girls like it, some don't."

"Keith: Jay, there is always trouble when you're around but Will, I'm especially surprised at you!
 * Will's tirade against Neil's dad, Kevin.

Will: Oh piss off!

Keith: What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house!

Will: Oh I'm so sorry. My manners. PISS OFF, PLEASE!

Keith: I've had enough of your lip.

Will: Oh you'd like my lip, wouldn't you? Right round your bellend! If Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up, a closet for you to hide in? You bumder!"

"Will: "Now, whenever someone asks if I like football, I'll always say that I can tolerate it. Except for Burnley. Burnley can fuck off."
 * Will, Simon and Jay get thrown out of the house. Then later Simon claims Neil's dad touched him.
 * The last scene of The Movie. Mr Gilbert on a quadbike. Naked.
 * Neil, Simon and Will dancing across to the girls in the (empty) club in The Movie.
 * Mr Gilbert's goodbye speech when the lads finish school.
 * Some of Will's monologue-quotes from the movie.

Will: "I've found that dads are a lot like arseholes. Everyone's got one, and they're arseholes.""