I Need to Go Iron My Dog/Playing With

Basic Trope: A character comes up with an obviously fake and rather odd excuse to leave.
 * Straight: Trying to get out of an awkward conversation with Alice, Bob says "Oh, sorry, I hear my cat calling me!" and runs off.
 * Exaggerated: Bob says "My cat's calling me to burn the dishes and my bed needs a story drowned to it."
 * Justified: Bob is under a lot of stress and pressure and can't think straight.
 * Subverted: Bob's cat can actually talk, and it really is calling him.
 * Double Subverted: Well, his cat can talk, but it wasn't calling him after all.
 * Inverted: Bob walks up to Alice and says "Sorry I'm late, my cat was calling me."
 * Parodied: While giving his excuse, Bob looks at random objects to think of an excuse.
 * Deconstructed: ???
 * Reconstructed: ???
 * Averted: Bob's excuse is believable, or he doesn't give an excuse.
 * Lampshaded: "Sorry, I hear my cat calling me! ...Pretend I said 'brother' instead of 'cat'!"
 * Invoked: ???
 * Enforced: The writers want to add some comedy right before a rather sad scene.
 * Defied: Bob gives an excuse and starts to run, but Alice grabs him to force him to stay.
 * Discussed: ???
 * Conversed: ???

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