Elemental Baggage/Trope Co

Thank you for purchasing Trope Co® brand Elemental Powers!

As a proud owner and practitioner of powers that are as old as civilization, you can now impress friends with fireballs, avalanches and tsunamis!

However, as you may have noticed, using your water , fire , and even earth-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to give you something to work with, or if The Powers That Be insist that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?

Trope Co® certainly doesn't care!

That's why we offer to you, for a low-low price, Elemental Baggage! Much like Shapeshifter Baggage, Elemental Baggage gives you as much water, earth, fire, and (if in space) as much air as you could possibly want! Thanks to reverse-engineered Hyperspace Mallet technology, you can carry as much raw matter and energy as you need!

"[1] Trope Co® and its' affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, spontaneous combustion, or deadly avalanches caused by Elemental Baggage. Users of Elemental Baggage are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.

[2] If anyone asks, just say that the weather forecast is for "ten thousand percent humidity" when you summon a flash flood in an airtight room. If outside, you can just say it's groundwater (though no one ever does).

[3]Elemental Baggage is not suitable for summoning excessive quantities of heart. For such purposes, Trope Co® recommends Bishie Sparkle, also available wherever Trope Co® products are sold."