Jim Cornette/YMMV

""I love you Cactus but you're upset that a promoter would fuck one of the boys. That's like being upset that Jenna Jameson would take one up the ass.""
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome - His 'Real Wrestling' speech during the NWA invasion angle. His numerous podcasts, his youshoot DVD, anytime he gets on the Phone with Kenny Bolin...
 * Crowning Moment of Funny - .. in which you'll hear the some of the funniest shoot material ever.


 * Hilarious in Hindsight: In one match back in the 90's, Cornette smashed Johnny Ace (John Lauriniatis) in the stomach with his tennis racket when Lauriniatis was a wrestler. Nowadays, Cornette hates Lauriniatis the executive with a passion.
 * Memetic Mutation- The Cornette Face, courtesy of Botchamania.
 * Most Wonderful Sound: Many fans say that they could listen to Cornette's voice all day.