The Boondocks/Memes

""I likes you...and I wants you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way...the chawse is yaws.""
 * Nigga, you gay!
 * Nigga hush!
 * (What) the fuck y'all lookin' at?
 * I sent that bitch a smiley face...bitches love smiley faces.
 * A Pimp Named Slickback! It's like A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing!
 * Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.
 * Amen! YEAH!
 * The Kumite. (wa-cha!)
 * My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation.
 * The Nigga Moment.
 * Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis = Complete Fuckin' Disaster!
 * And me, Colonel Motherfuckin' Stinkmeaner!
 * Holla atcha boy, I gets money!
 * He was the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen. Why, he even called me...the devil himself...a - BITCH ASS NYUKKA!
 * "What's good, nigga? What's REALLY good?"
 * Hell ain't shit! I've got 3-stick nunchucks~!
 * Fuck your court, nyukka!
 * Oh yeah! Look atcha! You was talkin' all that GOOOD shit a second ago...and then you got kicked in yo chest! You eat a dick, nigga! YOU EAT A DICK!"
 * Don't drop the soap. You'll regret it.
 * That's hygiene, nigga!
 * Pray, baby, pray...I'm next!
 * The Booty Warrior. And every word he says.

""Now see, you already messed up. It's Grandmastah, Bushido Brown""
 * "DON'T MAKE ME WRECK THAT BUTT, CHRIS! I'M A WARRIOR! I'M A WARRIOR!"
 * Mr. Bushido Brown.

"What?
 * Dat's why we drinks Henessey, dat's why we smoke menthols, DAT'S WHYS WE'S NIGGAS
 * You gave that girl a permanent severe limp!
 * (In chinese) I don't like to be laughed at!
 * Kickball = Srs buisness.
 * Don't trust them new niggers over there/Leaving they nigga essence in the air/Them happy, nappy head niggas/With their fingers on the trigger/Don't trust them new niggas over there...
 * Don't trust them big nostrils over yonder/They suck up so much air it'll make you wonder/Don't trust them new niggas/With their spidey little nigga figyas/Don't trust them new niggas...over there. *falls off stage*
 * I think the N-word is OK as long as they say it.
 * I GOT SHOT.
 * Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the Homie! Do the Homie! Do the Homie! Do the Homie!
 * Stomp 'em in the nuts!
 * Ay man, you got any cigawettes?
 * Pause.
 * I don't wanna say "No homo"! I'mma homo your ass, you don't stop saying "pause"!
 * Pause.
 * This whole relationship is based on a lie! An UGLY lie!
 * Would all you ignorant niggas puh-lease shut the hell up!?
 * Pa-raise Santa!
 * I wake up every morning and set one foot on the floor and the other up the ass of a 12-year-old Indonesian girl.
 * There are known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns, and unknown unknowns.

Look. There's shit we know we know, shit we know we don't know, shit we don't know we know, and shit we don't know we don't know. That's an unknown unknown. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

What?

Can't you say nothin but "what?" Nigga, where you from?

Yeah.

You from a place called "Yeah?" I ain't never heard of no place called "Yeah" before!

What.

SAY WHAT ONE MOTHERFUCKING TIME"


 * Dickridin' Obama