Pokecapn/Funny

Sonic Unleashed
"*game makes a "ding-dong" sound*
 * At one point, pokecapn had this brilliant idea to use a table to reach over a ledge in one of the level hubs. And then Sonic spin attacks it. The group's reaction to it was priceless.
 * Pokecapn and the Posse's marathon LP of Sonic Unleashed has a perpetual Funny Moment in the form of Medibot claiming that, like Kirby Super Star and the Great Cave Offensive's treasures, every single collectable actually has its own specific identity. He then went on to, during the course of the LP, name all 288 of them, individually. (This may also qualify as a Crowning Moment of Awesome for medibot.)
 * From the same LP, when Kung-Fu Jesus starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise:

Kung-Fu Jesus: Someone's at the door! Medibot, get my door.

Medibot: Yes'm.


 * door opening sound; Kaz enters the room*

Kung-Fu Jesus: OH WAIT, THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?!?!"

""Be careful not to fall, huh?"
 * KFJ does not have a doorbell. Them trying to explain what just happened is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"
 * There's also this.


 * Sonic slowly edges towards the balancing beam and immediately sinks into the water like a rock.*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"


 * Everyone present starts laughing*"

"(Sonic runs into a pillar, coming to a halt)
 * Kaz goes on to voiceact Professor Pickle in all of his appearances. Not only is his impersonation spot on (including skipped text), he later voiceacts all identified items in the subsequent Sonic and the Black Knight LP, leading the others to question if he has a compulsive disorder.
 * "The Power of Thinking" may be the best episode of the LP, where after spending hours slogging through Werehog levels to collect medals, they get to enjoy one of the most insane of the Sonic levels.
 * "You fail. DIE!" Followed by more of pokecapn's screaming.
 * "POWER!! UNLIMITED POWER!!"
 * This leads to a Hilarious in Hindsight moment in Sonic Generations. For his S-rank replay of Seaside Hill Act 2, the game's designated level for running over water, pokecapn equips the ability that gives him unlimited power.
 * "Only pro thinkers can think this fast!"
 * "PRO THINKERS ONLY!! AAUUUUGH!!"
 * "Please. Professor Pickle is totally going to team up with Doctor Eggman, and they'll form Team Pickled Egg."
 * "Press X 60 times!!!!! AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!1!"
 * This moment:

medibot: Hey, remember when pillars like those would kill you instantly?

pokecapn: ...No. I remember no such thing.

Kung-Fu Jesus: In fact, I've willfully forgotten such a thing."

"Kung-Fu Jesus: Definitely go down there.
 * Pokecapn, during the bobsled segment of Eggmanland, thinks out loud about how he's going to complain to Eggman about his amusement park having No OSHA Compliance.
 * Even funnier when you realize it was a Call Back to Eggman's quote: "If you have any complaints, please report them to me in person. If you can, that is!"
 * A massive epic failure of the camera.
 * Sonic grunts and then falls off a platform for no reason.
 * While pokecapn wanders around in the Hub Level looking for the next stage:

medibot: There's nothing down there.

pokecapn: No, we've been there.

Kung-Fu Jesus: No, go down there.

pokecapn: No.

Kung-Fu Jesus: Yes.

pokecapn: No.

medibot: No, don't do it.

pokecapn: (jumps down there)

Kung-Fu Jesus: Yes, I tricked you. (Evil Laugh)"

"medibot: Wait, WHAAAAAAAAAAA?! Kung-Fu Jesus, you can't say that on the internet!
 * Even earlier in the video there's Medibot's reaction to Kung-Fu Jesus' claim that the people in Shamar eat sand:

Kung-Fu Jesus: It's okay, I eat sand too."

"IlluminatusVespucci: I don't think it's possible for these levels to not go fast.
 * Tempting Fate:

pokecapn: Actually, that is very not true, because I can do this."


 * "I think when you get hit you die, but not in the way they want you to."

Sonic and The Black Knight
"medibot: Mother of shit!"
 * The first ten seconds of the LP are already pure comedy gold, as KFJ and company start shouting along to the splash screen music: WOAOOOAAAAAAOAOAAAAH!!
 * Their reaction to the Lady of the Lake. Sonic's onscreen actions only accentuate it.

"Gawain: You fool! This no longer has anything to do with chivalry!
 * Just before the final boss battle in Black Knight:

Kung-Fu Jesus: I decide when chivalry applies, and now is not the time!

Sonic: It was never about chivalry for me...

Kung-Fu Jesus: It was all about being summoned here for some reason, and now you're letting me the fuck back, or I swear I will take this broken sword, and shove it so far up your ass--

pokecapn: SHUT UP."


 * And then there's medibot going off on a tangent about Octorok Krispy Kremes... really, there's a crowning moment of funny just about every time medibot opens his mouth.

Sonic Colors
"medibot: Remind me why we don't like Eggman when he can build self-repairing cakes?"
 * From their Sonic Colors LP, part Crowning Moment of Funny, part Crowning Moment of Awesome, accidentally finding out that they can combine different types of Wisps.
 * Throughout the Level Ate world, Medibot drools over the food. "Pancakes... golden pancakes..." Also cake strata and "Candy rocket!"
 * "This planet is a mountain, made of tasty things." "You're made of tasty things." "I know. I love it."
 * The whole debate about the self-repairing cake.

"Announcer: Cube! Laser!
 * Hedgehog pupae.
 * "Larva, pupa, hedgehog."
 * "It's a pupa, it has no hands or wrists or boots... slots. Boot slots. Feet."
 * Their discussion of an Awesomeness Detection System, and saying that Sonic would need a freeform Attitude Detection System instead. "Yeah, we need a button for attitude."
 * Also, lasers don't bend that way.
 * Trying to see if they can suck and blow at the same time. Really.
 * "Dr. Eggman isn't really a people, he's more of a collective..."
 * Pokecapn remarks that a level seems pretty easy so far. Guess what happens a couple seconds later...
 * The entire first half of the Nega Wisp Armor fight. Especially when they find out it can combine Wisp abilities.

[A specific array of cubes come crashing down, followed by a laser reflecting off of them]

IlluminatusVespucci: ...Did he just say las--

pokecapn: OAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

IlluminatusVespucci: Yeah, he said "laser"."

"Sonic: Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
 * From the same part: "2Pac lives!", "FEAST ON HIS BONES!", "Kiss him!".
 * Before the Sweet Mountain boss:

MyNameIsKaz: Sonic spends many hours of the day staring at the sun."


 * The balls touched.
 * For several seconds, in the credits, several of them sing part of the theme of Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4
"Kung-Fu Jesus: The color lavender?
 * During the game's special stages, KFJ tries to figure out what all the developers were smoking to make the kaleidoscope-style backgrounds, based on their color (i.e. red pepper flakes, salt, oregano...), culminating with this discussion:

pokecapn: Lavender is a plant.

Kung-Fu Jesus: (laughs) ...you’re joking, right?"


 * "Alright, green... what's green?"

Mario Party
"Kung-Fu Jesus: You're not allowed to say that!"
 * Medibot (playing as Luigi): "I have extraordinarily long legs, I was bitten by a radioactive leg."

"Kung-Fu Jesus: If you complain about our handicaps... I'll find you.
 * Made even funnier in Mario Party 3 when Luigi metamorphoses into an even leggier version of himself.
 * Their first house rule of choice is "Wario Party", in which no one gets to see the instructions before each mini-game. This can lead to hilarity. For an excellent example of why, observe this game of Hide and Go BOOM! from Mario Party 4.
 * Game: "Bowser Ran!" Medibot: "That's right, you better run!"
 * Kaz is the prettiest magical princess.
 * You mean MASTER OF DEVILS.
 * At one point in Mario Party 2, everyone starts vocalizing their characters' taunts instead of simply using them. Except KFJ, who despite a game effort simply cannot do the Yoshi "zip-zip" with his mouth. It becomes funnier when Yoshi switches to his Yoshi's Story voice in later installments... and Kaz can do the voice better than KFJ ever could.
 * Mario Party 3 has a match of Slap Down that medibot wins handily.
 * This moment at the start of MP 4:

medibot: He's not kidding. I'm not the first medibot."

"Kung-Fu Jesus: "Thanks for getting owned, Luigi!"
 * Kung-Fu Jesus (as Yoshi) builds up a star lead in 4 before being forced to play a pachinko Chance Time and giving away several stars to pokecapn. While the hosts wave at him happily.

medibot: They didn't even get your name right."

"pokecapn: I'm drawing a voodoo doll of you, and scribbling all over it."
 * Mario Party 4: "You wanted a game with some semblance of fairness to it? Too bad, Waluigi Time!"
 * The entire running gag of Kaz's increasing frustration at how everyone wins the roulette wheel except him. He eventually gets his moment.
 * Near the end of Mario Party 5, a disgruntled KFJ pauses during his turn to rant for a bit.

"Kaz: Grapes."
 * He tries it again at the beginning of Mario Party 6. "Go, Yoshi!"
 * At the end of turn 10 in Mario Party 6, they play the dreaded Fruit Talktail, which medibot rightly fears when it's selected. One word:

"pokecapn: What is the sound of 3000 mice clicking "unsubscribe"?"
 * The microphone itself has learned to fear that word. See Mario Party 7. "Did you say Grapes?"
 * Early in Mario Party 6, they have a lackluster game of Burnstile. It shows up again as the final minigame, and this time the teams are more fair.
 * In Mario Party 7, Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic.
 * In Mario Party 5, Kaz gets chased by a herd of stampeding thwomps at the end of the Squared Away mini-game.
 * Don't forget the penguins pushing pokecapn off the edge!
 * OOOOOOH, ELMO HAS THE POWER OF DEVILS!

"pokecapn: Eat shit, suck-havers!
 * "Skating-board is for cool kids only!" is made especially funny due to it being a Call Back from long ago.
 * "The bombs touched."
 * "WELCOME TO HELL." "Oh I've been there. It's sunny. :) You wouldn't think so being-" "THE SUN...THE SUN is because we recently re-adjusted the blinds. On the windows TO HELL!"
 * In Mario Party 8, everyone's reactions to the candy powerups. And Medibot finally starts saying "Delicious."
 * The running joke of Medibot being good at minigames involving plants because he is a botanist.
 * Mario Party 5, turn 31. They play Submarathon, and it takes them a full minute to figure out how to move.
 * In Mario Party 5, medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in Angrish, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
 * Of course, KFJ was falling-down drunk at the time. When pokecapn first explained what the Bone did KFJ even said it didn't make any sense to him.
 * Woodpecker butthole.
 * Mario Party 5, turns 41-45: Kaz dueling medibot for 1 coin.
 * Same video: KFJ doing the same thing with pokecapn.
 * Turns 46-50: It happens again.
 * Mario Party 4, during the Avalanche! minigame. Pokecapn has built up a substantial lead, KFJ and Kaz have just been swept up by the avalanche and medibot looks not to far behind. Pokecapn then takes this opportunity to gloat:

(Immediately hits a rock, slowing him enough for medibot to pass him and causing him to get swept up by the avalanche)

pokecapn: Oh God! No! No! NOO!!

KFJ: You just got "suck-have'd""

"pokecapn: Harry Potter and the Get Fucked!"
 * Booksquirm from Mario Party 4.

Sonic Shuffle
"Kung-Fu Jesus: Oh my God! We foiled Eggman's stupid plot!"
 * It's like something out of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.


 * ACCIDENT!
 * WHY DOES THIS GAME EXIST!
 * "I'm Amy!" "No, you're not!"
 * A mini Humiliation Conga for Kaz: The wing that he's on blows up out of nowhere, causing him to lose 30 Rings. Then KFJ uses a Madium to call all players to the space he's on, preventing Kaz from using the hammer space that was right in front of him. While this is happening, pokecapn is flipping out over the random explosion and KFJ is talking in a hilarious voice. It's alot funnier than it sounds.

Stupid Games Done For Money
""Now we're playing Sonic Two Thousand Numbers!"
 * The Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (video game) 2D segment, which somehow practically recreates the original's flaws. This includes the battle with Silver, to their horror.

""Liquid GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD"!"
 * A lot of the funny comes from the other guys having to explain to Kaz that yes, Sonic really did have to balance on a big plastic ball in the original game, and yes, the boss fights were exactly that goofy and stupid.
 * Kaz going on a tirade during the Egg Wyvern battle in his Prof. Pickle voice. One guy proceeded to ask if he can read Harry Potter in the voice.
 * Not just a tirade, a tirade of the Surreal Comedy Stylings of Twitter spambot Horse_eBooks.
 * "Cats are about as smart as babies, right?"
 * The posse have a Kraft Cheesy Skillet meal. Medibot responds appropriately.

"Kung-Fu Jesus: Now you have to precision Wall Jump.
 * "So it's still cheese; it just got stopped partway through." "So it's a cheese abortion."
 * Medibot's reaction to not being able to eat the food in The Sunset Rubdown.
 * Also, Medibot + Wario Ware + dance boss. And everything after that as well, as the games speed up.
 * Calling the people monitoring the chats "zookeepers".
 * The horse alarm story.
 * From God Hand: The posse critique academia and take the opportunity to sing along.
 * Kaz's "Speed Run" of Super Metroid, in which Samus creates a new dance sensation, the others snark about Metroid: Other M, and Kaz faces danger under pressure.

Kaz: (hyperventilating) Uhhhh, too scaryyyy...

Kung-Fu Jesus: I give you one, maybe two chances to fuck up.

pokecapn: What happens if you do?

Kaz: I die I die I die I die I die... (brave leap! ...onto false spikes and the escape tunnel) I chicken out!"

"Kung-Fu Jesus: What do you know, we have a donation. $5 from David, who says 'Sonic the Hedgehog causes existential despair.'
 * Kaz's ADD vs the Ninja Pirates' AI and his friends' dubious advice.
 * "Sonic the Floathog": Kaz's existential horror about the whole matter ("Is this what it's like to planeswalk?" "It's actually much worse."), Pokecapn's nonchalant declaration that "I'm near the whatsit teleporters. The ones that go zip." And, of course, discovering Knuckles' secret power.

pokecapn: Three hundred dollars for 'OH GOD, STOP PLAYING.'"

Sonic Generations
"Kaz: "C'mon cutscene, don't go all Chekhov's chili dog on us."
 * "Why is there a cutscene?" *Sonic shrugs* "And Sonic doesn't know either!"
 * Chekhov's Chili Dog:

pokecapn: "So, at the end of the game he'll pop back out into his own world and then catch the chili dog!""

"pokecapn: Who called it?
 * Fifteen episodes later...

Kaz: Mother of shit."

"pokecapn: ...I MAY have played a demo or two..."
 * Speeding through both acts of Green Hill Zone, and getting an S Rank in both...

"Kaz: We (him and medibot) were gonna go be wizards together, but it was late at night, so we both slept. He woke me up with a horse.
 * ...Only to get their first death seconds into Chemical Plant Zone Act 2.
 * The return of the horse alarm story.

medibot: I woke everyone up with a horse."

"pokecapn: WHO would put SAWBLADES in the MIDDLE of a GYM?
 * It's not an official LP episode, but... THIS happened in Speed Highway. The video name is even a nice callback to the American Sonic 3 manual.
 * And another deadly speed trap in Seaside Hill.
 * In Modern Speed Highway:

Kaz: ...you haven't been to a gym in a while, have you?

medibot: I have one of those in MY office!"

"medibot: This is the angriest truck in the world!"
 * In Classic Speed Highway, seeing a sign in the background which says "Chao Gelato: DELICIOUS!" which happens to be one of medibot's catch phrases.
 * Similarly, in Modern City Escape, they encounter a sign that reads "Charmy Bee's Sweet Honey Butter."
 * Their reactions to the GUN Truck in both versions of City Escape, but especially Classic.

"pokecapn: Ah, fuck it, let's just go. *starts boosting through water, runs out halfway through* OH! OUT OF BOOST! *dies*"
 * "What did you do to piss off Optimus Prime so bad?!"
 * When the truck sprouts sawblades: "He fused with the gym from before!"
 * pokecapn once again Screams Like a Little Girl as the GUN Truck pummels his feet in Classic City Escape.
 * Also, Kaz's comment on his coffee while City Escape was loading. I don't know, I guess it's how the line was delivered.
 * pokecapn's multiple Epic Fails in Seaside Hill, especially him falling into the SAME spike trap THREE TIMES in Act 1.

"pokecapn: Let's see how they mangled his voice actor.
 * Pokecapn's multiple Big "No!"s when faced with the giant wheels at the end of Act 1, especially the one that follows Sonic around the loop.
 * Their reaction to Espio's appearance:

Espio: Thank you, my friend. Beware, for I have looked into the soul of our enemy and I saw only darkness.

pokecapn: ...they've made it FANTASTIC, it's what they've DONE!"

"pokecapn: SHIT! NO! COME BACK!"
 * YMMV on this, but when they were about to drown in act 1... They said "IT'S NO USE!" And they haven't even gotten to Crisis City yet, let alone Silver...
 * On the subject of Crisis City, the 10th episode in the LP ends with them having unlocked the final set of levels, each one from a game they've previously LP'd. There is absolute silence as they're shown. You can practically feel the Oh Crap at seeing Crisis City.
 * In Crisis City Classic there's pokecapn's reaction to

"Blaze: Sonic, I hope we can keep this slip up of mine just between the two of us, all right?
 * And his lampshading of the obvious subtext of Blaze's speech:

pokecapn: "This slip up of mine". Also known as "the entirety of Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (video game)"."

"Sonic: Hey Sonic! Enjoy your future! It's gonna be great!
 * In Planet Wisp act 1, they get caught in the 2 springs facing each other. After easily getting out they just go back in there.
 * Their reactions to seeing Sonic snowboarding up a tower, getting hit and awkwardly falling back down to his death.
 * The fight with the Egg Dragoon... set to Sonic Boom. It matches up perfectly with the cutscene, and they even point this out.
 * Not to mention the title of the video the boss battle was in: A Mondegreen turned Eggman's "Time for a change of pace!" into "Primed To Arrange Your Face."
 * The ending cutscene has this gem.

medibot: (bursts into tears)"

"MyNameIsKaz: I'm gonna keep changing the parameters of my argument until I feel correct.
 * Some of the music choices they make during the their skill runs can be quite hilarious, such as "A New Venture" during a mission with Espio. They lampshade how it fits the level itself, but at the same time doesn't fit the mission.
 * Here, all are pokecapn.

pokecapn: No.

medibot: What are you, Crisis City Classic? Moving the goalpost?

pokecapn: Yeah, if you want to move the goalpost, that was in the last video."

"So, like, that's basically what I do every day when I come into work is I open-palm-slam my new VHS into my tape player and then listen to Knight of the Wind for two hours. I do all the moves alongside my hero, Sonic the Hedgehog. I do every move and I do it hard."
 * From the last video: