An American Carol/Funny

"Michael: Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost!
 * The woman who says "I gave up an ass lift for this?"
 * How about "They're not people, they're the ACLU!"
 * Bill FREAKING O'Reilly!

Bill O'Reilly: I know, I just enjoy slapping you."

"Michael: I always stood up for gay rights!
 * Awesome!
 * And remember people. You do NOT want to mess with the Angel of Death.
 * Especially when it's played by Trace Adkins.

Angel of Death: (rolls his eyes) I am the angel of freakin' death, you turdhead."