She Cleans Up Nicely/Quotes

"Wally: I'm thinking of growing a beard to disguise the fact I have no chin. Then I'll wear loose sweaters to disguise the fact I have no waist.

Alice: Maybe you should get a Sherlock Holmes outfit to disguise the fact you have no clue?"

- Dilbert

"John: Shayera, I wanted to...JUDAS PRIEST!

Shayera: Problem?

John: No, no, it's just...I've, uh, never seen you in a dress before."

- Justice League Unlimited

""Have you always been that pretty?""

- Locke, Final Fantasy VI

""See? You're a pig, Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig... we're all pigs! Except for one difference: Once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off and act like human beings.""

- Moe Szyslak to Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Carter: (to Donny) Before I put on this dress, you couldn't even remember my name."

- Princess Protection Program