Hook/Funny

"Peter: Nearsighted gynecologist."
 * Jack's drawing of a plane crash with him and his family wearing parachutes -- except Peter, who's just falling. To the shark-infested ocean.
 * Tootles slamming the door in front of the Banning family because he's so excited to find that "It's snowing!" when he opens it.
 * Jack laughs, then starts choking his gum. Peter angrily pats him on the back.
 * This all happens immediately after Peter calls England "the land of good manners."
 * "Don't try to stop me, Smee trytostopme."
 * "Better get up off your arse and GET OVER HERE SMEE!"
 * "STOP ME! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE!"
 * During the baseball game, a pirate fan in the bleachers shouts out that one of the pirates playing is attempting to steal second base. The player in question
 * "Smee, do something intelligent!" (Smee ducks into Hook's cabin and fills his pockets with gold)
 * "I've been shot!"
 * Rufio and Peter, Volleying Insults.

"Rufio: Kill the lawyer!!
 * Especially funny at the end, where Rufio runs out of insults and devolves to screaming, "MAN! ST-STUPID, STUPID MAN!"
 * The Lost Boys' response to Peter explaining that he's a lawyer.

Peter: I'm not that kind of lawyer... (runs)"

"Peter: Somebody give me a hand.
 * Peter is trying to climb up to save his kids. Time for a Call Back...

Hook: I already have."

"Maggie: You need a mother very, very badly!"
 * Maggie yelling at Hook towards the end.

"Peter: What are you doing?
 * Peter's rant trying to justify Tinkerbell flying in and talking to him, likely all a Throw It In by Robin Williams on the spot.
 * This dialogue:

Tootles: (on the floor) I've lost my marbles."

"Smee: I've just 'ad an apostrophe.
 * Peter sighs. Before they went inside, he told his kids to respect the elders, and Tootles isn't helping his case.
 * Smee tries on one of them fancy words he's heard the Captain use.

Hook: I think you mean "epiphany."

Smee: Lightning 'as just struck my brain.

Hook: That must have hurt."

"Pirate: (as he and Peter cross swords) Wait... aint you-
 * This exchange:

Peter: Peter Pan.

Pirate: *Jumps out window*"

"Peter: AARGH!
 * And this:

Pirate: AARGH you!

Peter: NOT BAD! YOU?

Pirate: NOT BAD!

Peter: ALRIGHT!"


 * Well actually, this movie has Robin Williams, so most of it is CMOF
 * Tinkerbell breaking character as she pretends to be dying to get Peter onboard. "Louder, Peter!"