Gabriel Iglesias/Funny

"Gabriel: (honks horn) Marteeeeeeeeeeen!
 * For the few, the proud, the overweight the big-boned, we have the Five Six Levels Of Fatness. They include:
 * 1) Big
 * 2) Healthy
 * 3) Husky
 * 4) Fluffy
 * 5) Daaaaaaaayum!
 * 6) Oh HELL nah!
 * Gabriel takes his son to the arcade, and what does he to want play? Dance Dance Revolution. Hilarity Ensues.
 * When he shows up at his friend Martin's house in his new car...a Beetle. And the Latino gang members across the street start screwing with him:

Thug: Ey! Ese!

Gabriel: Hey what's up, how's it goin'?

Thug: How did you get in there, ese?

(Beat)

Gabriel: ...HURRY UP, MARTEEN!"

"Thug: Check it out, eh! It's The Fat and The Furious!"
 * He later gets it customised and returns to pick up Marteen again.


 * "Marteen! Look, my iPhone lied for me! Blackberry can't do that!"