The Phrase That Pais/YMMV


 * Accidental Innuendo: "cum 2 the dock outside ur haus an therell be a boat, get on the boat and itll take u 2 playah del loser k?"
 * "Cum" is often used to replace "come."
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: Justin Justyn showing up in Chapter 6.
 * Crosses The Line 3829472983472983 Times
 * Designated Villain: Gwen.
 * Ho Yay: Noah and Cody.
 * Les Yay: Jasmine/Bridgette in Chapter 5.
 * Mary Sue: Jasmine, as to be expected.
 * Relationship Sue: Everyone falls in love with her at first sight.
 * Jerk Sue: To Bridgette Brig, Noah Noha, Cody Kodi, and Beth Betty.
 * Narm: "JUSTYN DON'T LEV ME! I LUV U!11!" - Chapter 6
 * The Scrappy: Gwen from the author's perspective. Jasmine in reality.
 * Squick
 * What Do You Mean It's for Kids?: The fic is rated K. The second word in the first chapter is "bitchez."