House of Anubis/Funny

"Alfie: He's a complete psycho! He kidnapped Patricia!
 * Alfie and Jerome discussing Rufus Zeno:

Jerome: I think we would have noticed if Patricia'd been kidnapped. At the very least, it would have been quieter."

"Victor: What we do know is that those nauseating, arrogant interfering children are somehow part of this!
 * Daphne's response to Victor's rant:

Daphne: Do you sometimes think that you might be in the wrong job, Victor?"

"Victor: Mick Campell, Mara Jaffray, why are you not in your rooms?! (double take) Mick Campbell?!"
 * The way that Victor said "You! Boy! Bed! Now!" in House of Identity is quite laugh-inducing.
 * Victor kissing up to the guy who is considering whether or not to hold an exhibit on Ancient Egypt in Anubis House. Even the other characters find it hilarious.
 * Amber trying to teach Fabian to ignore Joy.
 * Nina's victory dance when she hears Fabian say that he's still in love with her.
 * Basically about half the stuff Alfie or Amber says qualifies
 * From the Season 2 finale, when Victor discovers Mara and Mick talking in the hallway:


 * And afterward, the way he shouted 'BED!' loudly and slowly, as well as the scared double takes the others make, is quite amusing. And after muttering to himself that he's let things slip, he quite loudly and hammily yells his usual words.