Newspaper Comics/Awesome


 * The Boondocks
 * Calvin and Hobbes
 * Dick Tracy
 * Dilbert
 * FoxTrot
 * Garfield
 * Get Fuzzy
 * Luann
 * Peanuts
 * Pearls Before Swine

Other

 * Rugrats: This strip has Tommy reduce Angelica to tears with one sentence.
 * Sally Forth: Ted gets one when he gave his mother-in-law a brutal Reason You Suck Speech in a Thanksgiving storyline from 2010.
 * Curtis: Curtis finally has enough of Derrick and Onion's bullying, and knocks their heads (plus the head of an third unnamed tormentor) together with a resounding KLUNK.
 * The Far Side. The Pillsbury Doughboy getting run down by a cement roller.
 * Blondie, when Dagwood defied his father and married the titular character despite threats of disownment.