Punny Name/Quotes

"Misa: I can't dream of a world without Light!

L: Yes, that would be dark."

- Death Note

"Frederick: Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?

Frederick: I will not be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Frederick: Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: ...Abby Normal."

- ~Young Frankenstein

""It never could be love, that's how it had to be"

"Her name reminds me of female anatomy!""

- Goldentusk "James Bond Theme"

"My last name's Kader. So if I ever have a child, if it's a boy, I'll definitely name him Al... Al Kader. It's a good name. If I have girl, I'll name her Darth... Darth Kader, that's a sweet name."

- Aron Kader, The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour

"What about you? Do you find it wisible when I say the name "Biggus Dickus"? She has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox."

- Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian

"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright."

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

"I hope you're not going to be another one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Ms Sukmeoff."

- Hugh Dennis, "Unlikely lines from a Bond film", Mock the Week