Expendable

A book series about a group of kids thrown into espionage. Briar, Finn, Warren, Tahnee, and Lena must travel through the states in search of a Xenon crystal that has powers to destroy the world.

The series provides examples for the following tropes:
"General: Remember the crystal from your first mission?
 * Action Girl: Lena, Tahnee, and Briar all count.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: This exchange between the General and Briar.

Briar: Yes....

General: It's been stolen again.

Briar: Nine years and you haven't upgraded ANY of your equipment?

General: Sadly, no. If you haven't noticed, we're in a recession. Now, shut up, Briar."


 * Heavy Sleeper: Briar, supposedly. She's slept through Finn carrying her to the airport and didn't wake up until they were on the plane.
 * I Will Wait for You: Word of God says that  didn't date anyone in the nine years he was seperated from
 * Law of Inverse Fertility:
 * Now or Never Kiss:
 * Pregnant Badass:
 * Slap Slap Kiss: