Lolicon/Quotes

"I, I, I love little girls

They make me feel so good

I love, little girls

They make me feel so bad

When they're around they make me feel

Like I'm the only guy in town

I love, little girls

They make me feel so good"

- Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls"

"Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you?

Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too

Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself

You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else"

- Grateful Dead, "Good morning little schoolgirl."

"There was a little girl

Who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good

And when she was bad, she was very, very popular."

- Max Miller, "The Max Miller Blue Book"

"O pretty child,

your little heart will tremble before many men...

Your grandmother thinks

she is raising you among the lilies

as a sensible girl, but you have slipped down

to the flood-fields of hyacinth

where Kypris has unharnessed

her horses, and hitched them on a rope.

And you have burst, little foal, into the middle

of summer, exciting the hearts

of many idle poets,

Herotima, whom all men would ride."

- Anacreon (570 BC-488 BC)

"Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child."

- Dan Quayle

"In other news, children are getting sexier...and that's pretty cooooool."

- Tom Tucker, Family Guy

"Aide: Nicccccce.

Professor Oak: She's TEN you sick fuck!"

- VG Cats, Super Effective #30

"Ragamuffin: Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your reign of harassment ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are?

Mr. Gosh: Yeah, but she's been 10 for a loooooong time now, man."

- Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh in Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl

"If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!"

- Roman Polanski, in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.

"Her friends are so jealous

You know how bad girls get

Sometimes it's not so easy

To be the teacher's pet

Temptation, frustration

So bad it makes him cry

Wet bus stop, she's waiting

His car is warm and dry"

- The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

"Loose talk in the classroom

To hurt they try and try

Strong words in the staffroom

The accusations fly

It's no use, he sees her

He starts to shake and cough

Just like the old man in

That book by Nabokov"

- The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

"Lolli lolli lolli lolli

Let me see you pop that body

Chocolate lolli Cherry lolli

Vanilla Lolli Pink lolli Red hot Red hot

Red hot hot make that lolli pop"

- Three 6 Mafia, "Lolli Lolli"

"Sitting on a park bench

Eying little girls with bad intent"

- Jethro Tull, "Aqualung"

"Lewis: Damn kids! (sigh)

Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke.

Machado was a cold bastard but he was good to his men.

Once you drew blood for him you were set.

Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things-

Secretary: (swings open office door) Brian!

Lewis: (notices school PA is on) Oh fuck."

- Principal Lewis American Dad

"If I am Lolita

Then you are a criminal

And you should be killed

By an army of little girls

The law won't arrest you

The world won't detest you

You never did anything

Any man wouldn't do

I'm Gothic Lolita

And you are a criminal

I'm not even legal

I'm just a dead little girl

But ruffles and laces

And candy sweet faces

Directed your furtive hand

I perfectly understand

So it's my fault?

No, Gothic Lolita"

- Emilie Autumn, "Gothic Lolita"