Breakout Kings/Funny

"Lloyd: Actually, cancer is a disease. You have a psychosexual disorder that manifests itself in deviant behaviour, so in short, you are... disgusting."
 * "Who farted?"
 * Lloyd playing Foosball
 * Lloyd is pretty much a walking C Mo F.

"Lloyd: Who I am? I'm a graduate of Harvard University, and Harvard Med Class of 1993. Where did you matriculate?
 * When Lloyd and Charlie have to share a hotel room. With only one good bed. And Lloyd likes to sleep au naturale
 * Ray using Xavier Price to break his fall when he jumps out the window.
 * Lloyd versus the prison psychiatrist:

Shrink: The University of Illinois.

Lloyd: Hmm. State school."

"Lloyd: What about HIS gun, Ray? His gun wasn't unloaded!
 * Lloyd's objections to Ray's hostage plan:

Ray: (pause) That's a fair criticism."

"Shea: (watching Ray and Charlie have an arguement in Charlie's office): Somethin's goin' down.
 * From the Season two Preview:

Lloyd: Oh, I can translate that. (bad Italian accent; as Ray holds out his hands to each side) I once-a ate a canoli this-a big-a!

Erica: (as Charlie points to himself and then Ray): Do you know how handsome I am? I am very handsome. You? Not so much."

"Lloyd: Where did you get the vanilla body lotion?
 * From the second season premiere:

Erica: I don’t have vanilla body lotion.

Lloyd: My God, that is your natural scent. Woman, you smell like cake."