Faster-Than-Light Travel/Quotes

"Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes. We're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed!"

- Spaceballs

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

- Woody Allen

"Сегодня в космос пущена ракета,

Она летит в двенадцать раз быстрее света

И долетит до цели в шесть утра...

Вчера."

"(Translated liberally from the Russian):

A rocket ship was launched tonight

to unimaginable heights

at thirty times the speed of light

it will arrive at six... last night"

- The Strugatsky Brothers

""Engage!""

- Star Trek

"Nobody wants to think about Kirk and Spock bravely going to some alien planet while everyone they've ever known dies of old age!"

- Jason Major

"Deploy the... uh, I think it's the yellow button. It's usually flashing. It makes the engine go WHOOSH!''"

- Duck Dodgers, Duck Dodgers