Testosterone Poisoning/Quotes

""My Mech needs a gigantic steel boner so I can fuck people while I stab them with my big knife!""

- Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler and brother Miles, on Colonel Miles Quaritch of Avatar.

"Fuck your lonely shit /b/!!!!! This might be Valentine's Day, but god damn stop being pussies. This is a manly thread, we talk manly shit up in here!!!!! SO WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST????

A HOT ENGINE BLOCK SMOTHERED IN RANCID OIL! WASHED THAT SHIT DOWN WITH A STEIN OF DRANO THEN PICKED MY TEETH WITH A SIGNPOST

[picture of spinning rims] I HAD ME SOME RIMS FOR BREAKFAST

INSTEAD OF BREAKFAST, I HAD SEX WITH A BEAR."

- /b/, "Post #117133822" et al.

"''"If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough, then compensate for it with the strength of your arm! That is the way a true man lives!""

- Kogarashi, Kamen no Maid Guy

"I can break a door down with one hand behind my back

I can crush a Grizzly til his bones begin to crack

I eat a dozen t-bones for my early morning snack

So imagine what I could do to you... "

"I can tear a telephone directory in two

Bending iron bars is something else that I can do

I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue

So imagine what I could do to you..."

"I can knock a hole right through a solid concrete wall

I can pull a tree out by its roots, and that's not all

Now you know about me, you don't need a crystal ball

To tell you what I could do to you "

"I can crush a house brick with one movement of my hand

And laugh while I reduce it to a dusty heap of sand

I cut a splendid figure when I make my chest expand

So imagine what I could do to you! "

- The verses to "Exotic" Adrian Street's theme music.

""Sir Ron, what brand of chainsaw do you﻿ use to brush your teeth?""

- kingofcupcakes, on Sir Ron Lionheart's Let's Play Contra III

""Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat.""

- Dirk Anger, Nextwave