Regular Show/Funny

Funny moments on Regular Show:

101 -- The Power

 * "I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!"
 * Especially the random screaming and then busting the wall.
 * One word: Hamboning.
 * "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches! Bee boo boo bweep! Beep boo boo bwee boo boo!"
 * "A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon / a soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon..."

102 -- Just Set Up The Chairs
"'''Rigby: Uh-oh."
 * JUST DRIVE THE BUS YOU CRAZY SLOP JOCKEY!!!
 * In that same episode, Rigby throws a rock at the destroyer of worlds. It passes through him, and he gets pissed.

"'''Mordecai and Rigby: AHHHHHHHHHH!"
 * The destroyer of worlds chases Mordecai and Rigby at starts shooting lasers at them.

103 -- Caffeinated Concert Tickets
"Rigby: Going to this concert could be the greatest moment of my life.
 * This exchange of conversation:

Mordecai: Whooa, sounds like your life sucks.

Rigby: STOP TALKIIIIIING!!!"

104 -- Death Punchies

 * In "Death Punchies", the montage of Rigby losing to everyone (even Pops) at Punchies. Especially the part with Skips, where it cuts to a helicopter taking Rigby's body away. WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH

105 -- Free Cake
"Benson: Kill the lights, it's almost 8 p.m.!
 * The entire "Free cake! Free cake!" "No cake, no cake..." sequence in Free Cake is pretty hilarious, but the whole "disappointed" version of Mordecai and Rigby's usual "happy dance" just really takes the cake.
 * This exchange at Skips' surprise party:

(Unzipping sound)

Muscle Man: Skips is going to be so surprised when he sees us totally naked!

Benson: It's not that kind of party, Muscle Man.

Muscle Man: Awwww....Don't turn on the lights!"

106 -- Meat Your Maker

 * "OH MY GOSH!!! I TOTALLY PROPPED [the door] OPEN WITH SOME BAGS OF ICE!!!!!"

107 -- Grilled Cheese Deluxe
"Mordecai: (punch)"
 * "This better not be the ostrich thing with the balls again".
 * --> Rigby: "All you're good at is being a big piece of sh-"

109 -- Prank Callers
"Pops: Oh and boys be careful, I think those phones cause brain tumors! *Pops turns around and his head starts pulsing*
 * "THE 80'S CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR CELL PHONES BACK!"
 * Pops in this episode was freaking funny:

Pops: (gets hit by Mordecai's car) Ha ha ha ha!"

110 -- Don
"Muscle Man: I know someone who can help!
 * This exchange.

Benson: If you say "your mom", you're fired!

Beat

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

Benson: GET OUT!

Muscle Man: It was worth it!"

111 -- Rigby's Body
"Rigby:WHY ISN'T MORE FOOD WORKING?!!"
 * Rigby screaming in intense pain after he goes back into his just-run-over body in "Rigby's Body".
 * In the same episode, Rigby curled up on the floor, suffering from intense stomach pains after a huge junk-food binge.


 * HALF A SECOND LATER
 * -->Rigby Ooh! Ooh! Ow! No, wait, (body) don't go!
 * Rigby's rapid-fire "Hmm-hmm"-ing immediately before said binge.
 * "Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can ALL be turds!"

112 -- Mordecai and the Rigbys
"Present!Rigby: Hey, in the future, do we get that thing we've always wanted?
 * From "Mordecai and the Rigbys":

Future!Rigby: Oh, we've got it.

[Lifts his sleeve up to reveal a shark tattoo on his armpit, which he opens and closes]"


 * Also Benson's reaction to their performance in the episode. "HOLY CRAP!"

201 -- Ello Gov'nor

 * "Ello govNAH!!"
 * That whole episode is one big CMOF.
 * Your Mileage May Vary on that one, much of it is also Nightmare Fuel.
 * Either way, the entire "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! ... Look ah-tit, yer guhna louhk ah-tit...louhk at-tit yew..." sequence was hilarious.
 * He really should have used the Death Punch if he still remembers it.
 * Rigby beating up the british taxi and then picking up a tree and hitting the taxi with it.
 * And then he learns that the taxi is a man in a costume. "Oh..."

202 -- It's Time
"Rigby: (tongue-kisses Margaret) Uh, oh, yeah! Uhh, uhh, oh yeah...oh..."
 * "You're just jealous that I made Margaret laugh when all you do is sit there going 'UH. UH. UH.'"
 * The Time Pony.
 * After beating the video game:

203 -- Appreciation Day
"Muscleman (regarding a year): That's almost, like 400 days!"
 * "Appreciation Day"


 * What really brings it home is the look on Mordecai and Rigby's faces after hearing the utter stupidity of his statement.
 * Although that could be Fridge Brilliance on Muscleman's part. 365 is approximately, or like, 400 days so he is correct.
 * Captain Obvious aside, yeah.

204 -- Dizzy
"Benson: Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today?
 * Iacedrom and Ybgir (a realistic bluejay and raccoon that Pops meets in a hallucination).
 * The best part is JG Quintel trying to do a funny accent.
 * "WOULHD YOU LIHKE SUM ICHE CREEEEM?" to be precise.
 * Pops' speech from the end of that episode.
 * This one from "Dizzy":

Muscle Man: Yeah, and you know who else has seen Pops today?

Benson: (dryly) Who, your mom?

Muscle Man: I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"?"

206 -- My Mom
"Rigby: Dude! Benson will blow a fuse if he knows we were slacking off!
 * A couple from "My Mom":

Muscle Man: You know who else would blow a fuse if she finds out we were slacking off?

Mordecai: We don't have time for this!

Muscle Man: You know who else doesn't have time for this?

Mordecai & Rigby: Uhh!

Muscle Man: You know who else says "uhh"? (beat) MY MOM! (High-fives High-Five Ghost)"

"Muscle Man: You know who taught him? My Uncle John. He's a mechanic[…]You know who taught him? MY MOM!"
 * Then later on, Muscle Man asks the two if they know who taught High-Five Ghost his mechanical skills:

"Rigby: You know who else hates Muscle Man?"
 * "Pull your panties out of your ass, bro!"
 * Muscle Man in general is an amazing source of funny moments.

207 -- High Score
"GBF: AAUGH! MY CHIN!"
 * Mordecai:(monotonous tone) DUUUUUDE. Why ya crying, duuuuuude.
 * Another one from High Score is when Mordecai kicks GBF between the legs.

208 -- Rage Against the TV
""T Vs are trash to us and so are you!!!""
 * Muscle Man getting hit in the face by his own tits in Rage Against the TV.
 * The commercial for TV Store Warehouse.

209 -- Party Pete
"M+R: We gonna par-tay!
 * Mordecai and Rigby's rap from "Party Pete"

Mordecai: Got some chips, got some dip.

Rigby: Some call me CHEAP, bit of a free-loader, but I bought CUPS for that old-school soda!

Mordecai: I don't mean to BRAG, I don't mean to BOAST, but I got hummus for these MINI-TOASTS!

Rigby: HUUUMMUS!

Mordecai: HUMMUS!

Both: HUUUUUUMMMMMUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!

Benson (off screen): Why are you guys yelling hummus?!"


 * The ending of Party Pete. Oh man.

210 -- Brain Eraser
"Rigby: So, see anything you like?
 * Every second of "Brain Eraser".
 * Especially the scene at the video store after Mordecai is completely squicked out at seeing naked Pops on all the video covers:

Mordecai: NOOOOOooooo...

Rigby: You mean (Pops') junk mail?"

211 -- Benson Be Gone

 * The episode Benson Be Gone
 * Susan demoniacally floating out of the house screaming after Benson gets everyone to slack off. Oh yeah, and her head was spun around.
 * Mordecai accidentally driving Mr. Maellard's limo into the house. The second floor of the house.
 * Then backing out of it...

212 -- But I Have a Receipt

 * BEH-NEH-NEH-NEH, NEH-NEH-NEH!
 * The whole scene that unravels after they realize  is priceless.
 * That whole episode is hilarious.

213 -- This Is My Jam
"Rigby: Mordecai! Mordecai! I don't have that song stuck in my head anymore!
 * After Rigby thinks he's got "Summertime Lovin', Lovin' in the Summer(time)" out of his head:

Modecai: Oh, that's great, dude. Now we never have to listen to that dumb song ever agai- (Sees the Ghost Tape Dancing) ....What the heck is that?"

"Rigby: Man! None of this is working! The song's still stuck in my head!
 * Rigby: "I don't know what I looking at".
 * Also, the montage of trying to get the song out of Rigby's head. First, he sticks his head in a toilet. Next, Mordecai tries to use loud objects like a pencil sharpener and a blender. Finally, Muscle Man is hitting Rigby on the head with a broom.

Muscle Man: You have a song stuck in your head?"

"Skips: (in response to Mordecai and Rigby asking him how he knew about their idea) I know everything, remember?
 * That entire episode was hilarious. Another highlight is when the ghost tape appears, and in every scene, it's boogying down with a new dance move!
 * Skips in "This is My Jam". Just... everything he does. For example:

Mordecai and Rigby: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Skips: Just kidding. I was on the can and I heard your plan.

Mordecai and Rigby: Ew."

214 -- Muscle Woman

 * In "Muscle Woman", Mordecai and Rigby worked all day on the rock garden...and walked on it. Also, Starla's back with all the tattoos of boys she dated.
 * "That guy who thinks he's a knight got out again and made a fortress out of mattresses down by the creek, get him out of there."
 * The slow motion running of Muscle Man and Starla...with both their Gag Boobs flapping in the wind.

216 -- Jinx

 * Benson unleashing his rage in "Jinx".
 * After Summoning the monster, it goes on a rampage on patrons of the park. Among them is a rather dedicated jogger. After being attacked by the monster,
 * Also Rigby attempting to jinx Mordecai

218 -- Do Me A Solid
""Hey Rigby, look at me! I just laid sea turtle eggs, and now I'm gonna swim out to sea! Although many of my hatchlings won't live to adulthood.""
 * Mordecai's 10th solid. It's mind blowing. Mordecai must do this solid so no one dies. He squats down on the floor, and randomly makes truck noises. Everyone else gives this noise/look of disapproval/disgust. If you didn't laugh at that, Margaret just has this...LOOK that seals the deal. And then Rigby, the little shitter that's been putting Mordecai through hell, gives the best shit eating grin, then pulls out a camera. If you saw it when it premiered, your sides would've hurt.
 * Oh, and Rigby saying Mordecai will "Mordi-cry himself to sleep tonight". That was amusing.
 * Though considering how Mordecai treated Rigby in the Jinx episode, this was definitely some hilarious Laser-Guided Karma.
 * Eileen was just hilarious in that episode.

219 -- Grave Sights
"Mordecai and Rigby: (singing) Because we know everything about scary movies, and you know nothing about scary movies, we'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies--
 * In Grave Sights, Mordecai assuring Benson that the scary movie night will be a success:

Benson: Stop singing or YOU'RE FIRED!

Mordecai and Rigby: (stop singing) --with our knowledge of scary movies. (short Beat)

Mordecai: We'll go get the movie."

22- -- Really Real Wrestling

 * "For tickets, call yo momma and cry 'cause they're SOLD OUT!!"

221 -- Over The Top

 * Skips BREAKING MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S GAMING SYSTEM IN HALF simply because he was denied a rematch in arm wrestling.
 * DRUNK. BENSON. Notably: "SKIPS. SKIPS. I am your BOSS. And as your boss, I order you... To arm wrestle me..."
 * Skip's and Rigby's third arm wrestling match, complete with Ominous Latin Chanting in the background.

222 -- The Night Owl

 * "Do you love cars so much that if they were a beautiful women you'd try to get to second base with them?"
 * Bit of Fridge Brilliance there, since second base is 'under the hood'.
 * The scene in the Night Owl episode where Muscle Man pretends to kill Mordecai and High Five Ghost floated up made this troper burst out laughing.

223 -- A Bunch Of Baby Ducks

 * From "A Bunch of Baby Ducks" the baby ducks bitch slapping/karate chopping a dog and snake to death.
 * Also, the ducks imitating the "Ooooh"s and "Hm"s that Mordecai and Rigby have as catchphrases.

224 -- More Smarter

 * In "More Smarter", when Mordecai and Rigby's verbal abuse of each other is literally taking physical form and assaulting the other... and then Mordecai still falls back on calling out Rigby's lack of a high school diploma as his proof of higher intelligence.
 * Also in "More Smarter", the emphasis on the words while Mordecai and Rigby are arguing. Among them, "butt cheeks".
 * "Quarum he! Fitio morionis!"
 * "And if you don't stop goofing off, and clean up this grafitti, NOW, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!"
 * Muscle Man calling the bizarre unintelligible gibberish that Mordecai and Rigby were speaking 'Spanish or something'

227 -- Skunked

 * "Dude, bingo!"
 * "Bingo?"
 * "BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"'
 * "OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

228 -- Karaoke Video

 * Pops singing "Footloose" at karaoke night. Mandatory karaoke night.

301 -- Stick Hockey
"Mordecai: Don't worry, Benson, we respect you. Oh, wait--now I'm taking the respect I said you could have and I'm throwing it away!

Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!"

306 -- Camping Can Be Cool

 * Mordecai's response to Margaret saying guys are jerks. His expression right after is amazing.

308 -- Cool Bikes
"Rigby: And then you'll be all like "WHOAAAA" and then we'll be all like "IN YO FACE!"
 * The entire plot of the episode.
 * This exchange:

Benson: And then I'll be all like GET BACK TO WORK!!!"

"(Seeing Mordecai and Rigby on their bikes)
 * "Hey, quit murmuring excitedly!"
 * Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, wearing sunglasses and holding drinks while riding with two girls in their golf cart, said this:

Girl: Muscle Man. What are those things?

Muscle Man: Those are losers, baby. You don't want nothing to do with those."

311 -- Crusin'

 * When Mordecai and Rigby are trying to get dates, just to get away from them, a woman runs, jumps on a car, launches from said car, and grabs onto a helicopter, Speed Highway style.

312 -- Under the Hood

 * After being forced to admit to painting graffiti in the park,  goes into a rant about how he's "showing the truth" and Benson deadpans, "I'm calling the cops."   tries to escape , but gets stuck while Benson casually dials the police.

313 -- Weekend at Benson's

 * Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson's epic Mushroom Samba after they drink the "Mississippi Queen", which appropriately has the song of the same name playing.
 * Benson falling out of the golf cart.

316 -- Skips vs. Technology

 * The computer staff getting frustrated with Skip's inability to use a computer.

318 -- Eggscellent

 * Rigby convincing Mordecai into going to the restaurant with him by screaming random crazy words.
 * During the training montage, when Mordecai chokes on the omelet and Benson pats his back to make him accidentally spit it out on Muscle Man's face which makes him run away screaming again.
 * The fight between the park staff and the restaurant staff which includes Benson slapping the restaurant waiter with a pizza and Skip pouring soup down one of the staff's shirt and then punching his gut which sends the soup flying back up to his face.

320 -- Video Game Wizards
"Rigby:"
 * Rigby's mixed tape.
 * On the night before the tournament, Rigby holding a boombox over his head playing his tape outside the hotel they're staying at in a reference to Say Anything.
 * Skip purposely breaking his hand and displays his mangled hand in a calm matter to the referee to prove that he could not continuing playing.

323 -- Replaced
"Mordecai: Dude, come on! We got to clean this place up. We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddle boats two hours ago!
 * Mordecai and Rigby waking up late because Rigby accidentally set the alarm to the wrong time.

Rigby: But I set an alarm!

Mordecai: Yeah, but for 6 P.M, instead of 6 A.M, you idiot!

Rigby: (pouty) Aw, man! Pizza King not happy! (throws crown to the ground)"


 * The pizza party fight at the lake, which featured a man challenging a giant lake monster to a fight with expected results and one man killing another man by throwing a slice of pizza into his chest.

324 -- Trash Boat

 * The fact that Rigby changed his name to "Trash Boat".
 * Some guy in the courtroom wanting to change his name, "Butt Cheeks", back to Chad.
 * Anytime "The Urge" starts screaming.
 * The ending

325 -- Fists of Justice

 * "We know you're home, Skips! Pick up the phone, Skips!"

327 -- Busted Cart

 * Benson getting pulled over and being forced to do a DUI test after a mishap involving a bottled water and napkins.
 * Later on, when Mordecai, Rigby, & Benson were dancing to music in the car, they get pulled over again by the same cop but he decides to dance along with them.

38 -- Dead at Eight
"Mordecai: Okay. Soul juice, goat's feet, aaaww... almond milk?!"
 * Muscle Man's water slide accident.
 * Mordecai looking through Death's refrigerator to look for food for Thomas.

"Mordecai:
 * How Thomas finally falls to sleep.

Rigby:"

Others

 * RAH HAH RINGTONE PICK UP YA PHONE!