The ITV Panto/YMMV

Jack and the Beanstalk Cinderella Aladdin
 * Jerkass Woobie: That bloody harp...
 * Tastes Like Diabetes: Goldilocks, just... Goldilocks.
 * The Woobie: Buttons... good LORD, Buttons.
 * What the Hell Casting Agency: Ed Byrne... in a panto?
 * And it works! Well... except for the musical number.