Adventure Time/Funny

Due to high moments of Getting Crap Past the Radar moments and randomness, Adventure Time has many moments that will leave the audience giggling.

Original Short
"Pen: Why're you always stealing ladies?!
 * Pen's famous line regarding a certain piece of clothing that he wears on his head.

Ice King: I'm going to make one marry me! Hehehehe!

Pen: That's.... STUPID! (hits Ice King)

Ice King: Your hat is stupid!

Pen: MY HAT! IS AAAWWWEEESOOOME!!! (kicks Ice King)"

"Pen: What's going on? ...A-Abraham Lincoln?
 * The also-famous Abraham Lincoln scene:

Abraham: Pen. Your mind has been transported back in time. And to Mars.

Pen: Wh-What??

Abraham: It doesn't matter. What does matter is you need to believe in yourself!

(scene cuts back to Pen in Ice Kingdom)

Pen: NEVEEEEER!!!"

"Slumber Party Panic"
"Finn: Starchy, you're not a zombie.
 * "SLAMACOW! WHO'S not good at math?! I was all like 'FOOOUUUR!!' "
 * It might be childish, but the very end made me laugh like a lunatic.

Starchy: I can't help it! Flesh is delicious!

Finn: YOU'RE delicious.

Starchy: Ooh! Don't squeeze me, I'll fart!

Jake squeezes. Starchy farts."


 * "Beeecause the Candy People are made of sugar, you dingdong!!" PB's delivery was just genius.

"Trouble In Lumpy Space"

 * Lumpy Space Princess' argument with her parents (the way they yell helps).
 * And don't forget Finn and Jake arguing at the dance. Their voices are just hysterical.
 * "I'LL KILL YOU LUMPY SPPPAAAACCCCCCEEE!!!"
 * Finn's facial expression while yelling that made it all the more narmy.
 * Finn imitating LSP over the phone.

"Prisoners of Love"
"Ice King: (sighs) What's wrong with me?
 * The Ice King has just been beaten up quite badly by Finn. While unconscious, he dreams he is flying, and ponders why no one seems to like him:

Cosmic Owl: Hoo. You're a sociopath."

"Tree Trunks"
"Finn: What are you doing, Tree Trunks?
 * Jake's Big No
 * This scene:

Tree Trunks: I'm helping you by tempting this guy with... my body...

Finn: It's not a guy, Tree Trunks! It's a snake-armed ruby brain beast!

Tree Trunks: Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn!

Finn: Jake! You were supposed to watch her!

Jake: (covered in Tree Trunks's lipstick) She got past me, man. I tried to stop her, but she over-powered me..."


 * "[If I could do anything] I would pick... AN APPLE." "....Lame."
 * Basically this entire episode.
 * Basically this entire episode.

"The Enchirideon!"
"Finn: I just thought you'd look cute stuffed in that lock.
 * The Keeper gives a long explanation of the quest for the Enchirideon, and Finn easily solves the first "riddle," without even saying a word until asked how he knew what to do.

Keeper: Ah, yes. That's how most people get in."

"Keypar: Congratulations, Finn the human. Now you have truly reached the end--
 * "If you want the Heroes Enchirideon, THEN SLAY THIS UNALIGNED ANT!"
 * "Never. Never. NEVER!! (proceeds to kick evil guy in the crotch)
 * And then when he accidentally attacks the Keyper in a blind rage:

Finn: NEVER! [Punches the Keyper] Oh, no. Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry! W-why are you wearing that little Devil costume?

Keyper: These are my pajamas. I was getting ready for bed."

"Jake: HEY! That kid just saved you guys! You should thank him! Not destroy old ladies! Do you even know what I'm talkin' about? Say thank you! Saaay thaaank yoooouuu.
 * After the gnomes destroy old ladies after Finn and Jake rescued them:

Gnome: KILL IT!!

Jake: (Jake dodges their zaps and grabs them) GET BACK IN THERE! (puts gnomes back in boiling puddle)"

"Ricardio the Heart Guy"
"Jake: ...Hoo boy. Hey Finn, come here. I need you to help me slay these peanut monsters at the bar."
 * "I'm not jealous! I'm WEIRD!!!!"

"Ricardio: I'm going to rip out Princess Bubblegum's heart and make out with it."
 * One of the scene transitions has a bunch of balloons floating across the screen... Complete with a balloon with an angry face that's randomly screaming.
 * At one point:

"Business Time"

 * One of the frozen businessmen gets promoted by Finn for "taking one for the team" (letting Hot Dog Princess, a Dachshund, kiss him instead of Finn). Cue all the other businessmen trying to smooch Hot Dog Princess.

"Memories of Boom Boom Mountain"
"Jake: I have a problem!
 * "I'M NAKED! HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!" The Naked Wizard can appear only once and steal the whole show.
 * (puts a patch of cloud on top his head) "NOT NAKED!"
 * At the end, after Finn's helped everyone, Jake pipes up.

Finn: What's that?

Jake: This dolphin fell in love with me! (points to the dolphin standing next to him)

Finn: That's the opposite of a problem!

(cut to the two of them riding the dolphin like a jetski)

Finn: ADVENTURE TIME!"


 * "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" "AAAAAAAA!!"
 * "Pigs on my knees! Pigs on my knees!"
 * After Finn explains why he wants to help everyone, Jake whispers to their friends "He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys."

"Wizard"

 * "YOUTH CULTURE FOREVER!"
 * "Yeah, dude, force that enthusiasm!"

"Evicted!"
"Finn: It was just the wind, scardey cat.
 * This:

Jake: I wasn't scared. I was singing! I was singing my scream song. (yelps three times)

Finn: (quickly; almost deadpan) You're a total wuss, man."


 * The flashback to hula-hooping in the Fire Kingdom.

"The Witch's Garden"
"Gary: Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all THIS?
 * This gem here:

Finn: Oh, um... how do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?

Gary: AAAARGHHH!!"

"What Is Life?"

 * "To the Mesosphere!" "Finally, we can die!"
 * "I could wake up at any moment! .... Naaah I'm still asleep."
 * "Finn?! Ugh! Why can't you ever be a princess?!"
 * "CRUSH HIM!! CRUSH HIM LIKE YOU ALMOST CRUSHED ME!!"
 * "I think I know just the dumbhole we can get some from."
 * The whole “sneaking” bit with NEPTR.
 * “Yeah! Pootin’ on NEPTR to the max!”

"Ocean of Fear"
"Jake: Finn, you did it! You conquered your fear!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Also, "Silence, Fear-Feaster! We know a lot!"
 * And who could forget:

Finn: What?

Jake: You're at the bottom of the ocean!!

Finn: (beat) (farts) AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!"

"When Wedding Bells Thaw"
"Ice King: Maybe I should go back to stealing girls. It's what I feel comfortable doing, y'know? Being free? With the wind at my back?... Lot's o' girls? Kidnappin' em?
 * How Finn looks when he listens to music.
 * One scene for some reason had me rolling:

Finn: Alright... HERE COMES MY DOUBLE KICK!!!"


 * "Even though the Ice King is a wad... I'm happy for 'im."

"Dungeon"
"Jake: Ugh. I'd better go after him.
 * This part:

Jake!Sandwich: No, Jake, stay here. With me.

Jake: (deep voice) Oh, my. (makes out with sandwich)"

"Cat: I know exactly where you might be, Jim!"
 * NEWFOUND RESPECT.
 * LUNCH TIME!
 * That giant cat trying to pounce on Finn. And constantly missing.

"Demon Cat: Hello, Frank the human boy.
 * The demon cat's powers of approximate omniscience in general are pretty funny.

Finn: How did you almost know my name?!

Demon Cat: I have approximate knowledge of many things."

"Jake: I'll get us out, with key hand! (hand turns into a key)
 * "Unzip THIS! (armpit fart)"
 * "I choose....Sandwich!"
 * Jake's "key hand" bit.

Finn: I don't see any keyholes in this cage, though.

Jake: Not a problem, man! Lock hand! (his other hand turns into a lock)"


 * We see one of the trials Jake went through when separated from Finn. This includes a monster waving around a laser pointer. Which Jake chases into a wall.

"The Duke"
"Red Squirrel: Why, Jake? Why won't you print my letters? I... I... I HATE YOU!!!"
 * Jake tells Finn that tons of people hate him. Cut to one angry red squirrel...

"Red Squirrel: Come on! Pick it up!
 * And again...

(Jake walks right past the letter)

Red Squirrel: You son of a bleep-blop!"

"Red Squirrel: Remember me, Jake?!
 * Not to mention when

Jake: (beat) ....Nope.

Red Squirrel: (angrily foams at the mouth and screams)"

"Jake: I went left tooooooo!"
 * Also when pursuing the Marquis of Nuts Finn and Jake agree to split right and left. Even so:

"Jake: Ohhhh... Should've asked if these were like, her eggs or something."
 * After Jake starts eating from a bowl of nuts belonging to the Duchess of Nuts:

"Duchess of Nuts: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR WHAT MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY!?""


 * The entire scene with the Duchess of Nuts is a scream.

"Freak City"
"Kim: No, man, please! I frickin' hate Trudy!
 * This homeless old man looks hungry, but all I have is this little piece of sugar. Man, I'm friggin' all about sugar, but I'm even more about FEEDING HOBOS!
 * The Magic Man in all of his jerkassery. The best moment being him disappearing in a wave of fireworks that spell out "EAT IT".
 * This part:

Finn: KIM! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Kim: Okay, okay!"

"Kim: Get his eyes! Cut him in the eyes!"
 * Pretty much any time Kim talks in "Freak City", but especially:


 * "OUR CROTCH! OUR EVIL CROTCH!!!"
 * “Think happy thoughts: little cute bees, little babies, tiny tiny bunnies.”

"Donny"

 * The Whywolves, who switch from being bloodthirsty to sophisticated in a single sentence. They then proceed to give a lecture on why they attack the House People, all the while sounding like an education video, complete with fitting music.

"Rainy Day Daydream"

 * "AWW MAN! I IMAGINED MY MOM NAKED!"
 * "DANG, girl, if you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd wanna have your baby."
 * "CONVERSATION PARADE!"
 * The Imagiation Man’s song. Especially when he shakes his “imagination cans.”

"What Have You Done?"
"Ice King: I'll show you the true jerks... (removing tarp from mirror) BEHOLD!! (wind blows candlelight out)
 * "SHOULD'VE STUCK TO YER DIET!!!"
 * "FINN, YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FAITH IN CANNED PEANUT BRITTLE!!!"
 * This. Just... this.

Finn: Uh... it's too dark.

Ice King: BEHOLD!! (accidentally cracks mirror) BEHOLD!!! (mirror shatters)

Finn and Jake: (beat)"

"Ice King: What have I done? I killed my only friend!!
 * "These bars can't hold me forever!...hey there's only like two of them!"
 * "I am NO MAN'S bosom."
 * "I can't beat up the Ice King for nothing. It's against my alignment."
 * And when the Ice King thinks he killed Finn:

Jake: But what about m-?

Ice King: WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!"


 * "...Ah, well. Gunter! Dispose of Finn's carcass!"
 * Pretty much this entire episode.

"His Hero"
"Lumpy Space Princess: I need surgery to make my body hot.
 * Billy's theme song.
 * "Also, HE FOUGHT A BEARRRRRR!"
 * This part:

Finn: Yikes.

Lumpy Space Princess: Yeah. I know I'm already pretty smokin'."

"Old Lady: (slurp) I didn't throw up! This gruel is very adequate.
 * The fact that Finn and Jake were actually doing more bad than good.
 * "A fist raised in righteous anger? Oh no, it's my fist!"
 * This:

Finn: YEAAAAAAAAH!!"

"Gut Grinder"
"Jake: What if I'm like, stealing gold in my sleep?
 * Jake making a soft person go "wee wee".
 * Finn: How come you never become a monster when I want you to? You're always saying, 'Not now. I have a headache.'
 * The dialogue between Spiky Mayor and his wife Sharon after finding the stolen gold. The mayor's overdramatic "Why?!" was gold.
 * Finn's reassurance of Jake that he's not sleep stealing is equal parts hilarious and creepy.

Finn: You can't be stealing gold in your sleep. [Eyes widen] I watch you while you sleep.

Jake: What? Yo, Finn, that is creepy, man.

Finn: I can't help it. I take pictures.

Jake: Well, when do you sleep?

Finn: Justice never sleeps!"

"It Came from the Nightosphere"
"Marceline: I've been meaning to ask you: what's with that pocket on your shirt?
 * From the end:

Finn: Oh,"

"Lord of Evil: What? NO, you can't have, I don't even-- ...Look, just get in here."
 * The fact that  has the most evil soul in all of Ooo.

""Keep your crummy soul!""
 * Followed by:

""No one sucks the life from my penguins but ME! And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter...""
 * "Gunter! Who told you you could fly?

""I saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and I wasn't invited?! I was like, 'what the lump!' so I'm crashing this party.""
 * "Oh my glob, you guys!. DUH-RAMA BOOOMB!"
 * And before that:

""Stompin' on ants, souls souls souls.""
 * Marceline's dad sucking the souls from ants.

"Finn: Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!
 * More Radar-based fun.

Marceline:... What?

Finn: Well--you know!"

""I'll see you in the Nightosphere, ya sick freak.""
 * Finn banishing Marceline's dad at the end of the episode.


 * The part where Marceline catches her bass instead of Finn.

"The Eyes"
"Jake: Finn, let's kill the horse."
 * Pretty much the entirety of Finn and Jake's insomnia-derived descent into madness. But especially Jake's eventual plan to get rid of The Horse:

"Finn: It's about time I showed that horse who's the man.
 * The Reveal:

Jake: What are you going to do?!

Finn: Say that to me one more time.

Jake: What are you going to do?!

Finn: Do. Doo-doo. I'm going to kick that horse in the bottom!

Jake: Oh, my Grod!

[Finn kicks the horse, and out of its mouth comes...]

Finn and Jake:




 * Jake: "Did you find out I sleep in the nude? It's none of your business how nude I sleep, ! None of your business!

"Loyalty to the King"

 * Lumpy Space Princess punching herself into a sphere to appease the Nice King.

"Blood under the Skin"

 * "MY MOST PRIVATE PARTS! PEEPED BY A BOY!"
 * "Dude... let's just kill him and get the armor." "How? He's already dead."

"Slow Love"
""Say yes say yes say yes say yes!""
 * Jake pretending to be a girl snail, then a guy, and then both.


 * Complete with Finn's horrified reactions throughout.
 * The pec-flexing during the guy snail part.

"Power Animal"
"Jake: Let's go eat Cinnamon Bun."
 * Jake undergoes a rigorous journey of self-discovery and growth in order to rescue Finn, partly prompted by a comment from Cinnamon Bun. His last line of the episode as he exits with Finn?


 * Finn: No. More. PAJAMAS!!!
 * The fact that Jake is randomly shoving ice cream into a toaster for absolutely no reason.
 * "Must… PARTY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!"

"Crystals Have Power"
"Flashback!Jake: I don't wanna hurt nobody!
 * Jake's controlled fighting, where he punches a Crystal Guardian very slowly.
 * Also:

Flashback!Jake's Dad: Well too bad, because you're going to hurt EVERYBODY!

Flashback!Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Jake: But Dad, you said I'd hurt everybody!
 * Later on:

Spirit!Jake's Dad: Yeah, everybody!

Jake: I dunno Dad, that doesn't really help me.

Spirit!Jake's Dad: Everybody who is evil. Try letting me finish a sentence sometime, huh? Hmm?

Jake: Oh. Well, I'm over it then!"

"Crystal Guardian 1: Hurry up, guys. I've gotta take a crystal donk.
 * "Punch them, Jake! Punch everybody! Why not? Come on! Why not?!"
 * The Crystal Guard. It's just too funny with his constant no-face/poker-face while he just stares at Jake.
 * "She's too sassy and powerful!"
 * Also:

Crystal Guardian 2: Aww man, I don't wanna hear that!

Crystal Guardian 1: Hey, whatever man. I ain't ashamed."

"The Other Tarts"
"Finn: Jake, did you just sniff my butt?
 * This:

Jake: Just now? No.

(few seconds later)

Jake: Finn, did you just lick me...all the way up my arm?

Finn: Uh, no."

"Tart Toter: This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but... if sweetness can win--and it can--then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.
 * The famous Tart-Toter speech:

Finn: Yeesh..."

"The Silent King"
"Finn (singing): WANDS ARE FOR WIMPS!"
 * Finn's line when he and Jake are fighting the Goblin King at the beginning.

"The Real You"
"Finn: [My present for Princess Bubblegum is] a scale model of the Candy Kingdom! Made out of my saliva!
 * "DON'T YOU SEE, PRINCESS? WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Just that something so nihilistic could be said in a children's show is amazing.
 * Near the beginning:

Jake: So this means you wanna give her your spit, huh?

Finn: Yeah!..... WAIT--NO!"

"Death in Bloom"
"Finn: More Skeletons. We have to be really really quiet!
 * This particular scene.

Jake: (Beat stare, before farting and causing the whole cave to echo his fart and tremor)

Skeleton: (the many skeletons look behind them and see Finn and Jake) GET 'EM! (start running towards them)

Finn: JAKE!

Jake: I thought it would be funny!"

"Princess Bubblegum: "I will be back on the Morrow. SCREEEE!""
 * "THE MORROW IS A BIRD!"

"Death: Kiss of Death, baby. You've got your memory back.
 * When Jake's memory is restored, Death kisses him on the lips:

Jake: I wished I didn't."

"Susan Strong"
"Finn: Oh man, these guys are afraid of their own shadows!
 * From the beginning:

Jake: We could rule them like gods!...Angry gods..."

"Princess Bubblegum: They shall see how terrifying the candy people can be... HA-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO... Hee-hee!
 * INCREMENTAL TIME!
 * This part:

Jake: (quietly, to Finn) They're doomed."


 * Finn shoving “sidewalk brittle” in Susan’s mouth.

"Mystery Train"
""Hey, everyone... this is the conductor. I couldn't help but overhear someone here say that I'm, 'weird and creepy?' Heh heh, heh... I'm not weird and creepy. I'm cool and awesome... heh heh. Heh! HEHEH! HEHEHEHEHEH!!""
 * This:

"Finn: SON OF A--
 * Also this:

(camera switches to outside the train)"


 * Bonus hilarity that the train whistle acts like a censor bleep sound.

"Go with Me"
""Heh-heh.""
 * The part where Jake calls Marceline. It cuts to a split-screen conversation between him and Marceline, until Marceline crawls out of the blankets next to Jake, still in split-screen, and scares him. Finn's response is simply:


 * "Soooo.... HEADLOCK!!"

"Belly of the Beast"
""All of our favorite foods are totally dead / They cannot procreate in little food beds.""
 * Finn and Jake doing karaoke.

"The Limit"
"Finn: (to hot dog knights) So you guys should wish for your buddies back, right?
 * After Finn, Jake, and two hot dog knights enter the center of a labyrinth, they are each given one wish.

Knight #1: I wish for a box! (gets cardboard box) Sweeeet!

Knight #2: I wish to blow up! I mean, get big. (explodes)

Finn: Wow... You guys are really stupid.

Knight #1: What do you mean?"

"Videomakers"

 * "NYEEHHHH CHECK PLEASE!!!!"

"Mortal Folly"
""No, not the latch!""
 * After Ice King gets kicked out a window in PB's castle:

"The Lich: Shhh."
 * While it was probably intended to be serious or horrifying, Finn's wide-eyed look of shock after The Lich catches his arm during the middle of a flying punch and smashes the one weapon that was meant to defeat him is somewhat hilarious, even moreso by how nonchalant he is about it.

"Mortal Recoil"
""It's just crazy crazy crazy all the time. (sighs) All the time.""
 * The Ice King apparently sees things with his old, wizard eyes, what he sees when he admits this is just fucking hilarious.

""Aw, dang it! Well, I'm outta here. Goodbye, everyone." (leaves hospital)"
 * Though this is Harsher in Hindsight
 * His reaction to :

"Jake: I'm looking in!
 * Pretty much everything he does in this episode is hilarious. Even when he's doing something awesome, like his face is hilarious.
 * When Jake peeps at PB when she's in the bathroom:

Finn: JAKE, WHAT THE HEY?!

Jake: Oh, my GLOBE!

Finn: COME ON MAN, THAT'S PERVY!

Jake: You don't even know, man.

Finn: DUDE!!"

"Heat Signature"
"Lumpy Space Princess: MY BEEEEAAAAANS!!!"
 * Lumpy Space Princess losing her beans.

"Conquest of Cuteness"
"Finn: Get ready, y'all! Together we fall!
 * Near the "battle" scene:

(Cinnamamon Bun falls over)

Lumpy Space Princess: NOT YET, CINNAMON BUN!!"

""'Jake:'" Oh no! It's a dead goat, man! It's guts are all over the place! It's all cut up and spread around! Oh no... It's just a blanket. I Think I left it here last night."
 * Jake thinks he sees a murdered goat

"Morituri Te Salutamus"
"Jake: We sniffed out that trap like CHAMPS!"
 * Finn and Jake realizing the Fight King's trap before they even went into the arena.

"Finn: Okay. I have a plan. We'll do what the fight king says and defeat his ghosts to earn our freedom. ...You're gonna follow my plan, right?
 * When Finn and Jake are in the hollowed ground:

Jake: Mm-hmm. But hey! If you replace me with a dummy, I could stay down here and dig for lava, then I'd forge a molten hula-hoop!

Finn: ...That's an entirely different plan... than my plan..."

"Memory of a Memory"
"Ash: Tonight I'm taking you for a night on the town...at my place."
 * "Yo man! Don't eat those!"
 * "I'm hurting you because I love you."
 * Marceline discovering an interesting memory of Finn's.
 * "Ash gets hungies at 8 o'clock! You need to get back in the kitchen, and make me dinner! I want a Turkey Sandwich, with tomato! Also pickles."
 * Most of Ash's lines in general:
 * Most of Ash's lines in general:

"Ash: Ashicus Flyicus."

"Ash: I outbrained you."


 * Finn repeatedly saying "WHAAAAAT?!" after The Reveal.

"Hitman"
"Jake: (wide awake, staring out with a cup of coffee) Hey, Finn... you awake yet?
 * Finn and Jake have a Let's Meet the Meat moment when they eat food from someone called Meat Man. It doesn't bother Jake at first, but that night he has nightmares about eating him. Finally comes the punchline later in the episode:

Finn: (Yawns) I'm tryin'...

Jake: ....I had a dream about Meat Man...

Finn: Yeah?

Jake: ....I think I'm gonna stop eating Meat, Man."

"Ice King: Look, a supermodel! (Scorcher doesn't move) Look, a hoverboard! (Scorcher doesn't move) Look, the APOCALYPSE! (Scorcher doesn't move) (Beat) Somebody got hit in the boing-loings. (Beat) Hit in the boing-loings. (Beat) Boing-loings. Boing-loings. Somebody got hit in them. (Scorcher finally looks away and gets frozen)"
 * Several things Ice King says:
 * "You know what happens when you're burned alive? Your eyeballs explode. Bagh!
 * "Hey, guess what, guys? You're grounded! Underneath my butt! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 * His Look Behind You! with Scorcher.

"Too Young"
"Princess Bubblegum: YO, EARL!!
 * From the end:

Lemongrab: (from far away) WHAT!!!

Princess Bubblegum: HEY... YOU'RE FIRED! YA BUTT!

Lemongrab: (from far away) UUUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Lemongrab: Huh? (puts on glasses) (reads quietly to himself) "You... really... smell... like... dog buns..." OoooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
 * Most of Lemongrab's dialogue is hilarious.

"Lemongrab: STOP SCREAMING! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!"
 * Especially with his voice--he sounds like an awkward teenager.
 * Even the most mundane things he says are hilarious, because of the odd enunciation and volume/pitch changes: "Aaaaaie am next in line too thee throne! Sooou... I will be in charge... UNTIL PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM turns... EIGHTEEN AGAIN!"

""He's eating the dirt! Spice it now!""
 * Finn and Princess Bubblegum dress up as Bedsheet Ghosts to make Lemongrab leave. Do they scare him? No. They beat him up.
 * The way he whimpers on the floor, curled up in a Troubled Fetal Position, coughing pitifully. A hilarious contrast to the charismatic, screaming loony we previously saw. It's one of those scenes that's so unexpectedly sad that it's impossible not to laugh.
 * Lemongrab tells Peppermint Butler that he doesn't know where food comes from. Peppermint Butler begins to explain this, until Lemongrab FREAKS OUT, cuts him off, and says, "ATATATAT- NOOOOO! That is why I am royal, and YOOOU are SERVAL!" Actually, ANY scene involving LG and Pepbut is hilarious. They're such a great comedic duo.
 * The entire "spicy" sequence, culminating with Lemongrab sucking on Peppermint Butler. Then comes the icing on the cake: "ONE MILLION YEEEAAARS!! DUNGEON!!!!!" (cut to everyone in jail)

"The Monster"
"Finn: So these were talking wolves?
 * "PIZZA!!!!!!!"
 * Lumpy Space Princess trying to apply teen gossip drama to the family of wolves that was raising her.
 * "This'll be as easy as... um..." "EASY AS CHILDBIRTH!"

LSP: No, they were normal wolves. I could tell what they were thinking from their body-language. Stop interrupting, Finn!"

"Still"
"Ice King: Now I'm gonna dress like Jake! (starts undressing)
 * This part:

Jake: NOOOO!! NO NO NO NO NO!!"

"Ice King: Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie?
 * The Ice King saying that Jake is afraid of real emotion.
 * "Aww man, he fell asleep with his eyes open."
 * "DOES THIS DANCE PLEASE YOU, ASTRAL BEAST?! DOES THIS PLEASE YOU?!?!"
 * "Aw, junk! Did I summon butterflies?"
 * Gunter's random dance at the end after he
 * This part:

Jake: (annoyed) I'm hungry.

Ice King: Haha, fair enough. Well how about I make us some omletes?

Jake: That.... sounds pretty good actually!

Ice King: I'm gonna put my foot in it!

Jake: >:("

"Wizard Battle"
"Princess Bubblegum: That's for being sweet. And that's for cheating!"
 * From the end:

"Fionna and Cake"
": So, what did you think of the ?"
 * The Reveal:

""I hope will sweep me off my feet, and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, until we get fat and die!" The End!"
 * The fact that the  blatantly said   just made it twice as funny.
 * Let's not forget the end of his story:

"What Was Missing"
"Beemo: NOOOO! D:"
 * When Beemo gets his controller stolen:

"Jake: (cries) You've all forgotten 'bout the MUSIC! I QUIT THE BAND! (runs backwards until he's out of sight) I'm just pretending!"
 * Also:

"Marceline: I totally get it. He may have stolen our treasures...
 * Most of Jake's 'jerk rocker' persona counts as this.
 * The Aesop near the end.

Princess Bubblegum: ...But by doing so he showed us...

Jake: That the real treasure... was friendship!

Door Lord: (happily) HMMM!! HM-HMM-HMMM!

(cut to Door Lord tied up and beaten to a pulp while the gang retrieves their treasures)"

"Apple Thief"
"Finn: What are you cooking?
 * At the beginning:

Jake: It's good, dude! I learned it from Rainicorn.

Finn: I'm not eating that. It smells funny.

Jake: Duude, this took me like--

Finn: Let's go over to Tree Trunks' and get some apple pie! Apple pie! Apple pie!"

"Tree Trunks: Does this mean... I'm innocent?
 * The way that they just left Raggedy Princess in a hole after asking her how she ended up there.
 * The various references to Jake doing such things as snatching old lady's purses.
 * This. Just this:

Jake: As innocent as a baby's buttcheek."

"Tree Trunks: Uh, you boys better stick around, if you want a bite of my apple pie. (pats Banana Guard with trunk)
 * Another one, just a few seconds later (are they trying to kill us?):

Banana Guard: She slapped my butt.

Other Banana Guard: (thumbs up)"

"The Creeps"
"Lumpy Space Princess: I'm Duchess Gummy-buns!
 * When the gang announces their mystery names:

Cinnamon Bun: I'm Cinnamon Bun!

Lumpy Space Princess: (slaps Cinnamon Bun) What's the name on your INVITE?

Cinnamon Bun: Oh, it's, uh... Guy Farting."

"LSP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! I'm dying!!!! (toilet flushes, LSP exits bathroom) Oh, gross, ugh. My lumping body's all hollow now. I need to put something in it."
 * Also: Cinnamon Bun coming on to LSP when he finds out she’s not dating.
 * When they look for LSP.

"From Bad to Worse"
"Lumpy Space Princess: I'm gonna be so hot! SO FREAKIN' HOT!"
 * We have LSP trying to become beautiful by using a potion that turns one's lips gigantic.

"Princess Bubblegum: And now I shall present the royal medal for Heroic Bravery! FINN THE HUMAN!
 * "MAH FORMULA!"
 * "Sorry, LSP... PB... Jake... LR... PP, Poo-poo, Doo-doo..."
 * End of the episode:

Finn: Yes.

Princess Bubblegum: WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!"

"Beautopia"
"Susan: Hyoomans! I'll be back!
 * This scene:

Jake: And I'll be...uh... a dolphin! (head morphs into a dolphin's shape)"


 * Jake's song is pretty awesome. "Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple o' wackos, shakin' my hips and dipping my fat toe, in the wateeeer..."
 * Jake declaring that he's only going along with Finn in order to be "Disruptive and obnoxious!"

"Jake vs. Me-mow"
"Finn: (gets his face scarred) You're only making my face look cooler!"
 * The fight scene:


 * "I've found this note stabbed to my door... man."
 * "I've found this note stabbed to my door... man."

"Thank You"

 * The ice golem's "don't be noticed, don't get involved" expression while sneaking past Finn and Jake's fight with the Ice King.
 * The alarm clock bird, and the way it gets clobbered every morning.
 * HELP! SOMEBODY HEEEEELP!

"The New Frontier"
"Jake: Finn, did you eat breakfast this morning?
 * Finn's claim that they won't have to worry about the banana man, as he'll just hit the sun if he keeps walking toward the horizon.

Finn: No, why?

Jake: You're forgetting how the sun works."

"Holly Jolly Secrets"
"Ice King (on video): (singing) Daddy, do you even love me? Well, I wish you would show it...
 * Ice King singing Marceline's "Daddy" song, with a Marceline wig.

Jake: YEEEEESH..."

"Finn: But what does it MEAN? (tears up picture)"
 * Phil being included in the characters' new Christmas traditions.
 * Beemo interprets Ice King's "tears" to be a complicated code involving arranging spaces and Ms that is printed to form an ASCII art picture of Gunther:

"Finn: Huh. I guess you do know all the words."
 * Part 1 concludes with a cliffhanger as the Ice King encases Finn and Jake's treehouse in ice and the camera zooms into Jake's screaming mouth. Part 2 opens with Jake still screaming, and then suddenly breaking into Alouette.

"Ice King: Now you know my secret. I USED TO WEAR GLASSES!! Maybe kidnapping Wildberry Princess will cheer me up."
 * A little Easter Egg thrown in there: some of the things the Ice King says during the sped up scenes are hilarious.
 * Near the end:

"Marceline's Closet"
"Finn: (completely deadpan) I'm not goin' back out there."
 * Finn sees Marceline naked. His reaction is priceless.

"Finn: DUDE! You shape changed to look like me?!
 * After Marceline hears them Finn and Jake take up disguises... which turn out to be a lamp (Finn with a lampshade on his head) and ... Jake shapeshifting as Finn.

Jake: (beat) Well, yeah!"

"Finn: (whispering) Is she awake?
 * The dialogue just before that is hilarious as well:

Jake: (also whispering) Why are you talking??!

Finn: I'm wondering if she's awake!

Jake: Well, if she's awake she can definitely hear you talking!

Finn: I'm whispering!

Jake: Well now we're both quietly screaming!!

Marceline: (matter-of-factly) I can hear both of you...

Finn: (still whispering) DISGUISE YOSELF, FOOL!"

""Hey guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back in a few minutes. I had to run out to buy some ketchup. Is it possible to be allergic to tomatoes? My sleep patterns are always super weird when I eat tomatoes. Do you ever have those lucid dreams? Anyhow, DON'T GO INTO MY HOUSE.""
 * Not to mention the episode's punchline after Finn and Jake apologize for hiding in Marcy's closet:
 * The note Marceline leaves for Finn and Jake.


 * Jake being bitten and not being able to cry out.
 * And instead opting to let out a silent scream, with tears in his eyes.

"Another Way"
"Cyclops: Beg for mercy, or I'LL KILL YOU.
 * This scene:

Finn: (beat) (mumbles)

Cyclops: What??

Finn: (mumbles)

Cyclops: Huh? I can't hear you!

Finn: I said.... MY WAY!!! (punches cyclops and makes him cry)"

"Ghost Princess"
"Ghost Princess: (moans)
 * At the beginning:

Jake: Are you haunting us?

Ghost Princess: Yeeeees...

Jake: Oh. Okay."

"Jake: Wait a minute, say that again.
 * Clarence was voiced by Benson.

Clarence: MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART!"

"Dad's Dungeon"
"Joshua: I made you boys something... it's babies. Full of babies. The family sword. It's made out of babies."
 * Jake makes a Youtube Poop out of the tapes Joshua left in the dungeon.

"Jake: Alright, dude. Dad told me not to tell you this, but--
 * In one scene:

(An imaginary Joshua appears.)

Imaginary Joshua: DON'T TELL 'IM!

Jake: (Beat) (flatly) You're not real. (turns imaginary Joshua into imaginary Lady Rainicorn)"

"Incendium"
"Jake (pretending to be a koala bear): Eucalyptus! EEEEEEUUUUCALYPTUS!
 * Jake, attempting to win the Fire King's favor, asks him what his favorite thing is. He says koala bears.

Fire King: I don't like koalas anymore."

"Flambo: Heeey, so that's where I came from!"
 * At one point Flame Princess turns some fire denizens into flame cats just for whispering, which prompts Flambo to say this:

"Flambo: I cast flame shield on ya's. Also I spat on ya's."
 * Flambo's voice and general mannerisms remain funny throughout the episode.

"Beemo: Duck... Duck... Duck... *Camera cuts back to Jake* GOOSE!
 * When Jake checks up on Finn through the Beemo-cam, he sees a first-person view of Beemo sneaking up behind Finn to poke him up the butt.


 * Finn screeches*"

"Beemo: *pounds fist against his palm* If anyone tries to hurt Finn, I will kill them!"
 * There's also just before that when Finn angrily punches his tear ducts.
 * At the beginning, when Beemo promises to watch Finn while Jake is out.

"Gotta find a honey for my homey! A baby for my buddy! (incredibly deep voice) A lady... for my laddie."
 * There's Jake singing about finding a love interest for Finn.

"Hot to the Touch"
"Finn: Oh, Jake. Look at her. She's innocent. Like the steam off a puppy's nose, looking for ham in the snow.
 * In one scene:

Jake: Guy drops ONE piece of ham in the snow and he NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT."

": I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, and 9 hours, and you guys could not find me! Haha!

Jake: Oh, plops, WE FORGOT ABOUT THE GAME."

"Jake: Oh, my Glob, man, everyone's DEAD!! They're all BURNED! THERE'S BARBEQUE'D BODS EVERYWHERE!!
 * Even Finn's last encounter with the Flame Princess, one of the saddest scenes in the entire series, has one very funny moment: The Princess assumes that Finn is a water elemental because, as she tells him: "You cry and cry all the time". Visibly embarrassed, Finn nervously denies this.
 * Near the end of the episode:

Finn: WWWWHHHHHAT?!?!?!

Jake: Heh, I'm just kiddin'."

"Five Short Graybles"
"Jake: Now he is using my toothbrush!
 * Finn and Jake watch Beemo do strange things in their bathroom. At one moment, he "uses" a toothbrush.

Finn: No man, that's my toothbrush.

Finn & Jake: *beat* Eugh!"


 * Cinnamon Bun's, mouth, stomach thing...
 * "B-But... you didn't even... you didn't even... taste it..."
 * Penguins giving the Ice King a bath.
 * Before that the Ice King smells his own odor and assumes it's coming from Gunter. He attempts to remedy the situation... by putting Gunter on an ice floe and sending him out to sea. When Gunter comes back he's understandably pissed.
 * "Gunter, stop PLAYING THE KEYBOARD!!!"
 * LSP's song, and how she ultimately wins the talent show.
 * PEE-ING!
 * PEE-ING!

"Dream of Love"

 * "I'M FREAKING OUT!!!"

"Return to the Nightosphere"
"Jake: Yo, is there an outlet anywhere for this?
 * ANYTHING involving the jail guard.

Guard: Ha... HAHAHA.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Finn: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Preeeety neat."
 * Finn's reaction to the full landscape of the Nightosphere.

"Finn: How long have you been in this line?
 * Finn and Jake realizing that they're next in line... to go into another line.
 * This part:

Big Demon: How... long? (starts crying)

Finn: Oh, butt-traps. Jake, stretch us to the front.

A lot of demons, collectively: NO CUTTING!!

Big Demon: I WILL KILL YOU WITH ALL MY HOPES AND REGRETS."

"Daddy's Little Monster"
"Demon: Sorry, dude, you got out of line, I--
 * The scene where proceeds to offer "Pain, Pleasure, or Weird Punishment" as the new Lord of Evil.
 * The part where the guy who berated Finn and Jake for trying to cut was not let back in line:

Guy we're talking about: DANG IT!!"

"Marceline: Dad,
 * What about the scene when Marceline finds out ?

Hunson: *shrugs*

Marceline: Dad, that sucks."

"Hunson: I wonder what happened to him? Kids these days, am I right?
 * Or the moment right before that after he.

Jake: Dude. Seriously."

"(Jake beat boxing) "Yeaaaahhh... Uuuuuhnnnn... Political Rap, yo... yo... Demon apathy! Yo zappity! Get ready! Government! Where you went? Yo... Farmer's market! Ride bikes. Get on it. Geodesic domes. Science! You HEARD?!""
 * Finn and Jake finding out just what those bananas are.
 * Finn's Non Sequitur rap:

"Hug Wolf"
"Jake: Finn? Say somethinge to reassure me!
 * "Is this an extra butt?!"
 * "And don't tell me it's cuz I have repressed emotional feelings for Cinnamon Bun!"
 * "We're mad, but we're not going down there..."
 * This exchange:

Finn: I'LL HUG Your Mom!"

"Gumdrop dad: GET OUTTA HERE YA HAIRY TEENAGER!
 * The scene with the protective candy dad defending his daughter with a candy cane shotgun complete with him making "pew" noises as it actually shoots.

Gumdrop dad: SHE'LL NEVER MARRY!!!"

"Crowd: NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS! NO MORE HUGS!
 * This:

Random person in crowd: WITHOUT CONSENT!"


 * "Can I get a hug?" "JAKE!!!!!"
 * And, of course, the Gainax Ending, which doubles as horror.

"Princess Monster Wife"

 * The Ice King makes his wife a dress using a sewing machine. Then he sews a sock to it. Then he sews the actual sewing box to it. Then he sews his BEARD to it.
 * The Ice King's song. The lyrics and atmosphere are heartwarming, but its execution is hilarious. He's singing to a tape recorder playing a cheesy, pop ballad song, and he even has back-up vocals on a different tape recorder.
 * All of the Ice King's names for his penguins.
 * The "normal people."
 * "Somebody broke into my house and stole my lumps!"
 * Jake's nonchalant reaction to nearly headless PB: "Heh, heh... gross!"
 * "Lady parts."
 * PMW gives the wrong parts to certain princesses.
 * Muscle Princess kissing her arm.

"Goliad"
"Mama: Settle down, everyone!"
 * The candy babies acting... well, like goofy, out of control babies- one of whom is painting the candy mama's face.
 * The fat candy mama in general- especially her nonchalant reactions to the chaos in the nursery.

"Finn: What did you use to create her?
 * The creation of Goliad in the flashback:

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, just the usual Candy Person soup.

[Scene switches to Princess Bubblegum dumping various pieces of oversized candy into a vat. Along with Cinnamon Bun.]"


 * The scene where Finn is trying to distract his mind away from PB's plan. He imagines various odd things, such as PB's head turning into a dolphin, PB turning into a bunch of little PBS, then melting, Finn rolling up the grass and smothering PB with it, and several dancing Finn babies.
 * The fact that PB's attempt to create a replacement for Lemongrab backfired in the worst way. Most fans couldn't think of a scenario that was worse than Lemongrab taking the throne. Then Goliad came along... Apparently, Lemongrab is still the rightful heir, which is exactly what PB was trying to avoid by creating Goliad.

Issue 1
"Ice King:"
 * When Finn delivers a Big No Jake says that he doesn't think the Lich can hear them from in the bag.
 * Ice King writing


 * Finn has a few noteworthy one-liners. "Have you tried NOT sucking for a change, Lich?"

Issue 2

 * Finn absent-mindedly drinks Desert Princess's sand shake, and immediately spits it up.

Issue 3

 * Battle rap!

Issue 4

 * "Well, I GUESS you could say The Lich should've worn a wide-brimmed hat today, because he's spending an awful lot of time... IN THE SUN."

Other

 * Double Rainicorn anyone? The fact that they even mentioned that fad makes it all the more hysterical.