The Oprah Winfrey Show/Funny

"Oprah: [dead serious] Let me read you something that was posted on our message board from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network. It said this, he doesn't forgive, he does not forget, his group has over nine thousand penises, and they are all raping children."
 * After some 4chan trolls visited her message board, Oprah took their crude joke at face value and warned the viewers of the danger to their children.