30 "H"s/YMMV


 * Awesomeness Withdrawal: It's quite short -- the Man Without A Body Dramatic Reading is only eleven minutes long -- but you'll never want it to end.
 * Bile Fascination
 * Canon Defilement: One must wonder if the point was to make a fanfic less true to Harry Potter canon than My Immortal.
 * Crazy Awesome: All the characters more or less. The story itself also counts, being So Cool Its Awesome despite possessing no discernible plot.
 * Designated Hero: Over the course of the story, Harry does everything from eating Ron's eyeballs to destroying ENTIRE PLANETS for no reason at all.
 * God Mode Sue: Harry is an extreme parody.
 * Nightmare Fuel: All of chapter 7 could easily count. Among other things Harry drinks a glass of water with a wrinkled thumb in it.
 * So Bad It's Good: What many people expected it to be.
 * So Cool Its Awesome: What it turned out to be.
 * Squick:
 * Harry eating Ron's eyeballs.
 * The rape ape.
 * The mustard and cartilage sandwiche.
 * The thumb-water.
 * The toothpick-legged ferret.
 * Villain Sue: Harry.
 * What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?