Bamboo Technology/Quotes

"Catbert: I mapped your genome, Wally.

Wally: I didn't know that Human Resources had that sort of technology.

Catbert: I used a pencil."

- Dilbert

"The Professor: Hey, do you like it? I made it entirely out of bamboo and coconuts!

[later]

Larry: And we learned about all the stuff you can make with bamboo! A bamboo raft, a bamboo catapult, a bamboo helicopter -

Bob: We get the point.

Larry: Bamboo."

- Veggie Tales, God Wants Me To Forgive Them??