DC Universe Original Animated Movies/Funny

Batman: Under The Red Hood
"Black Mask: We're going on offense. Rough up HIS business. Something BIG, something LOUD! When he shows up to shut us down, have a party waiting for him, and when I say party, I actually mean A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE... WHO ARE GONNA KILL HIM!"
 * Sweet Jesus, where to begin? The Joker naturally is hysterical but it's Black Mask that manages to upstage the Joker in hilarity. Every scene with him in it is either him vigorously eating the scenery, him punching his henchmen or him making hilarious faces to bad news. He's pretty much J. Jonah Jameson if he were a crime boss. It also helps that his female assistant never reacts to any of his outbursts.

"Joker: Gotta give the kid points! He came all the way Back From the Dead to make this shindig happen. So; who's got a camera? Ooh, ooh, get one of me and the kid, first...then you and me, then the three of us and then one with the crowbar!"
 * This one with Joker.

"Joker: "Awww, you really do think about me.""
 * And after Batman reveals that he fantasizes about torturing and killing Joker for everything he's ever done;

"(Red Hood waves to Black Mask before taking aim)
 * The part where Red Hood is aiming a rocket launcher at Black Mask from an adjacent building and Black Mask spots him.

Black Mask: Oh, hell. (ducks out of screen and runs as fast as he can to the exit)

Red Hood: Wow, he sure can move when he really wants to."

"Red Hood: Keep talking and I'll put one [a bullet] in your lap first.
 * Joker has always been King of the Mood Whiplash, but he cranks it Up to Eleven in the final confrontation with the following:

Joker: (pouts) Party pooper. No cake for you."

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
"Superman: Why is it the good villains never die?
 * While in the sewers trying to reach the Manor, we get this little exchange:

Batman: Clark...what the hell are good villains?"

"Batman: Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor.
 * Both scenes involving Toyman and Power Girl.
 * When Batman is trying to remove :

Superman: Do us both a favor and buy one."

Wonder Woman

 * Everything Steve Trevor says. Everything.
 * Seconded, seconded, seconded. Especially the moments with the lasso.

Superman/Batman: Apocalypse

 * The moment after Superman and Supergirl defeated Darkseid, but nearly demolished the Kent's home. Jonathan and Martha Kent's expressions when the came home and saw their house destroyed while Superman tried to introduce Kara to them was priceless.
 * Superman and Supergirl referring to Batman as "grumpy-ass".