Masters of the Universe (film)/Funny

"He-Man: When we find the Key, Gwildor will set the coordinates for Grayskull. We'll use the element of surprise...
 * Near the begining He-man has a bad case of Comically Missing the Point.

Duncan: Oh, sure! We'll drop right into the throne room, fight off two or three thousand of Skeletor's crack troops, break into the force field and free the Sorceress.

He-Man: Right!"

"Duncan: Mmm... good food.
 * When we discover Teela and Gwildor are vegetarians.

Teela: I wonder why they put it on these little white sticks?

Duncan: Those are rib bones.

Teela: You mean this used to be an animal...?

Duncan: Uh huh.

Teela: Ugh! (tosses her rib bone aside) What a barbaric world...

Gwildor: It tasted good..."

"He-Man: Did you have any luck?
 * After rescuing Julie, she and He-Man meet up with the other Eternians. And Teela can't help but quib about her.

Teela: Not as much as you, apparently."

"Gwildor: If we dress like this, no one will recognize us.
 * Detective Lubic, when he's not being an ass.
 * When Gwildor put on all the Earth cloths he'd found to try and disguse himself.

Kevin: (freaked out by Gwildor's appearance) What the hell is that?!

Gwildor: See! (chuckles)"