Our Orcs Are Different/Quotes

"'Oomans are pink and soft, not green and tough like da Boyz. They'z all the same size, too - No big'uns or little'uns, so they'z always arguing about who's in charge, 'cos there's no way of telling 'cept for badges an' ooniforms and fings. Anuvver fing - when they do sumfink, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of 'em wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, 'arf of 'em believe it and da over 'arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of mukkin' about if yer asks me. An' while they'z all arguin' wiv each other over who's da Boss, da Orks can sneak up an' clobber da lot."

- Snotgrub's view of humanity and its failings, Warhammer 40000

"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."

- Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher, Warhammer 40000

"We are da Orks. We always win. Espeshially when we win."

- Warhammer 40000

"Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't loose neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"

- Warhammer 40000

"'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'kross de cosmos.

'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go, throo infinity.

Don't know where till we get there. 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go."

- Common Ork space travel chant, Warhammer 40000

"The green tide of Orkdom is upon us and we are alone. There can be no mercy. No surrender. If we survive this day it will be a miracle."

- Commissar Yarrick at the the Battle for Armageddon, Warhammer 40000

"WAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!"

- Ork battlecry, Warhammer 40000

""We don't go do stupid things when somebody yells 'For the Horde'."

- Warchief Thrall

""There are times I wish humans were more like my orcs.""

- The Rant on this Dominic Deegan strip.

""To be 'personnel' hyu gots to be a person. I iz jagerkin, vich iz better.""

- Jagermonster soldier, Girl Genius