Casanova Wannabe/Quotes

" and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"

 and she said "yes"

 and I just sorta stared

 cause I don't usually get that far

 and I didn't have anything to say"

- qdb.us #28309

"Penny: I know you (Howard) think you’re some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you’re just pathetic and creepy."

- The Big Bang Theory