The Snark Knight/Quotes

"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."

- The personal creed of Daria Morgendorffer

"No, I didn't win. But at least I didn't make any new friendships."

- April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation

"One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. "Hey, you have ten fingers, I have ten fingers, let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them.""

- Georgia Lass (on the topic of human contact), Dead Like Me

"After all, the fate of the world rests on my pitching... the world sure isn't worth much these days."

- Kyon, Suzumiya Haruhi

""I want to believe that cynicism comes from loving the world too much to let it get away with less.""

- Rock, Paper, Cynic, this strip

"It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office."

- H.L. Mencken