The Blob/Funny

1958 version
"Jane: I bet there is a house somewhere.
 * Jane hears dog barking in the distance.

Mooch: (laughs) It doesn't sound like a house. It sounds like a dog."

"Sgt. Bert: There's nobody in here but us monsters..."
 * Seriously Mooch?
 * Anything little Danny Martin does that isn't a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.
 * "All right, Steve. You made us waste our 80 cents, now what gives?"
 * It's so nice to know where your priorities are pal.
 * Sgt. Bert gives us a nice and cheerful greeting as he comes out of the market where Steve told everyone the Blob was.


 * When the heroes set off every alarm in town, there's a brief shot of a man trying to decide which of his helmets to put on: fireman or air raid warden.

1980's version

 * There's a large number of funny lines in this film.
 * "Wait a minute...poppy season ended months ago!"