Asexuality/Haiku

"He won't date neither

girls nor guys, and thus you get

pretty much this trope."

- User:Sizzly Bacon

"He's straight to the guys

but he's gay to the ladies.

My haiku beats yours :D"

- User:Kain Lupus

"I'm sorry, ladies,

For not ravishing you all.

I'm asexual"

- User:Zblayde

"Dear gentlemen, I

Must decline your offers and

The ladies' as well."

- User:anonymoustroper

"Those of you who don't

Call yourself male or female

Aren't for me either"

- User:Dinru

""Stop! Don't touch me there!

That *points* is my private square!"

"My body, my rules!""

- @/Anonymous

"I'm telling you, people!

This is my ultimatum:

I. AM. NOT. A. GAY."

- Trope Eater