Not Now, Kiddo/Quotes

""Shh, shh -- the grown-ups are talking, honey.""

- The Simpsons, "Homer Vs. Dignity"

"TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes

TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"

TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it

TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet

TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"

TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there"

- Dave Strider, Homestuck