Airplane!/Haiku

Flight crew is too sick. Only one man can fly this. Don't call me Shirley. "-- Dragon Quest Z"

"I just want to say Good luck, we're counting on you." (Invoke Rule of Three). "-- Eddurd"

Plane is in trouble! "[[I Need a Freaking Drink Looks like I picked the wrong week To quit sniffing glue.]]" "-- Eddurd"

Zucker and Zucker Love to put their mother in Very funny roles. "-- Shukmeister"

Airplane, what is it? Very funny movie, but Not important now. "-- RmsOceanic"