Smoking Is Cool/Quotes

"Insurance Agent: Smoker?

Homer: Yes.

Marge: You don't smoke.

Homer: Shh, I want her to think I'm cool!"

- The Simpsons

"Cigarette machine: (repeating loop) Cigarettes! First one's free! Smoking is cool! The Surgeon General is a fool! Lung cancer is a myth! Cigarettes!"

- Messiah

"Darby: Hey! Wh-where'd you get that cigarette from!?

Jotaro: What, this? Want one? I can't really blame ya. After all, I make smoking cool as f*ck."

- Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, Episode 7

"Hey, you know, I've had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it."

- Chandler Bing, Friends

"Ah, the smart young ladies of the land

Can't relax without a harry in their hand

And they light one up and they boast and brag

So content because they got a harry rag."

- The Kinks, "Harry Rag"

"Fry: What's the cigar for?

Bender: It makes me look cool"

- "Futurama", Pilot

"A cigarette is the perfect kind of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more could you want?"

- The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde