The Cleveland Show/Funny

"Cleveland: He's not dead, yet!"
 * "Ahhh! A bear!" "Ahhh! A Black Man!"
 * "Oooooooooooooooooooooo-bama!"
 * Cleveland Jr's in-memory-of tribute.

"Cleveland Jr.: Happy Thanksgiving everybody!"
 * The Deportation Catapult. Seriously, that whole scene was priceless.
 * "A Brown Thanksgiving".


 * Made even funnier after

"Lester: What the hell was that for?!
 * The episode "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at The Stool" has a scene near the end with Cleveland and his friends at the bar. Not knowing that, they seem to be slightly intolerant of each other and their attitudes, which results in a fight breaking out between the four of them. The fight gets triggered by Cleveland punching Lester in the head and Holt starts fighting with Cleveland as a result. Tim, almost unprovoked, hits Lester in the back of the head, to which we get this exchange:

Tim: This is what's happening. Deal with it! * punches Lester again*"

"Lester* Shakily* : I'm glad you're all made up and everything...but can SOMEONE GET ME TO A HOSPITAL?!?"
 * The fight gets broken up when, but not before Tim has greviously harmed Lester in an attempt to eat him.

"Cleveland: YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! I accused them of fornicating their own mothers!!!"
 * Cleveland's Delayed Reaction to being told he's stolen and destroyed a drugs stash from a dangerous street gang, with which he is eventually running around the room frantically squealing like a pig.

"Cleveland Jr.: Sex is when a man and a woman are in love, and the man gives the woman a very special hug.
 * The episode 'Y Tu Junior Tambien' has Cleveland's wide-eyed reaction to Junior's description of what a man and women do together which consists of various actions and a very long censor bleep and ending with Junior saying "But that's only if you have one of those swings" and laughing.
 * Preceded by this exchange.

Cleveland: Aww....

Cleveland Jr.: Then, once she's good and warmed up, the man [Censor bleep for a while]. But that's only if you have one of those special swings. He he he..."


 * In the pilot episode before leaving Cleveland asks if Bonnie and Lois will make out because Girl-On-Girl Is Hot. They do and Quagmire is heard in the background saying "Touch...touch boobs."