Friday Night Lights (TV series)/Funny

"Tami: What's The Scarlet Letter about, Tim?
 * Matt:Whenever a fight breaks out, I just stand in the back and yell stuff.
 * Landry(to Tim): Oh my gosh, you can't read can you? You're one of those kids that just slipped through the cracks.

Tim: Well, it's about a girl named Scarlet, obviously..."

"Reporter: So they're planning on combining the best players for the Dillon team next year. You mind me asking what you're gonna do?
 * The Lions returning from an away game with the players and coaches equally hung over.

Tinker: You're a jackass, you know that?"

"Eric: I'm gonna have me a Matt chat.
 * Many, many moments of the interaction between Tami and Eric, when not serious (and even some of those) results in Crowning Moments of Funny.

Tami: That sounds like a truly horrible idea."

"Eric: You want a beer or anything?
 * Eric bursting out laughing when Matt first asks to marry Julie.
 * As Matt arrives for his first date with Julie:

Matt: Oh, no thanks. I'm driving.

(beat)

Eric: That was a joke, son."


 * "Why don't you hang up your Member's Only Jacket on the coat rack, son?"
 * "They had a blanket"
 * Tami's reply is even funnier; "You're an idiot."
 * Matt's attempts at flirting with a customer are painfully cringe-inducing. This pretty much solidified Matt as Adorkable.
 * The players betting if The Smash gets the preachers's daughter or Matt coach Taylor's daughter laid first. Cue the coach walking in. This could have been pretty serious, if their Oh Crap faces weren't that hilarious.
 * "I was protecing your mom's honor." "With your face?