Dude, Where's My Respect?/Quotes

""What's it like to walk through life without any sense of personal responsibility? To think nothing of expecting an elite cadre of warriors to attend to your every whim and worry no matter its insignificance. Tasks so important that they must delay the work of men responsible for ensuring that the sun will rise again -- yet they are tasks that you cannot be bothered with personally as it may interfere with your schedule of rigorous masturbation!?""

- Thief, Eight Bit Theater