Vampires Suck/YMMV

"Edward: ...starting now."
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: A completely out-of-the-blue cameo by Alice in Wonderland.
 * Critical Dissonance: The film was panned by critics, but was a mild box office success ($80 million with a 20 million budget).
 * Crosses the Line Twice: A couple of times, most notably the scene in which Edward promises no harm will come to Becca, only for most of her ceiling to fall on her, brick by brick.

"Becca: Every hot guy finds me irresistible. [A hot guy puts his arm around her] See?"
 * He Really Can Act: This movie really does have a following of people who feel that it did a sufficient job of spoofing Twilight. The fact that it was at least focused on movies that were already out certainly worked to its benefit.
 * Mary Sue: Lampshaded like hell.


 * Memetic Mutation: The reason why they had to work in a baseball bat somewhere.
 * Trailer Joke Decay: Was pretty funny until the trailers spoiled every single punchline.