Warehouse 13/Funny

"Artie: No one.
 * Claudia's "Me Dance" in episode two of season three. And the snap she does at the end of that scene.
 * A hypnotic chair releases Myka's innermost desires. So she starts punching Pete in the face. A lot.
 * I ask you, is their anything more funny then watching Pete and Myka being stalked and attacked by multipling dodge balls?
 * Jinks revealing to Claudia that he's homosexual, after Claudia accuses him of staring at her with romantic intent.
 * Similarly, Pete's reaction to finding this out - from the way Myka recounts the story, the audience would at first think that Manly Man Pete might be disturbed. Instead, Pete's reaction was to just go with the audacity of it all and take his top off to allow Jinks to gaze upon his beauty.
 * When Pete used Timothy Leary's reading glasses in "For the Team", to amuse himself when he was forced into a temporary desk job. Loved the bit when he saw Artie in the form a walrus-headed man!
 * In the (mistaken) belief that Artie is homosexual, Hugo calmly asks him if he is what they call "a bear".
 * When Claudia, Myka, and Pete are teasing Artie about his crush on Vanessa, new guy Jinks asks who Vanessa is:

Jinks: Wow, I've never had a lie hurt before."

"Woolie: Really, HG, is there a man in London who you haven't charmed yet?
 * HG Wells being questioned about just how much she got around.

HG Wells: Oscar Wilde, and not for lack of trying."

"Artie: Children, don't fight. I can be both a d-bag and insane."
 * Pavlov's Handbell: May cause excessive drooling for 24 hours.
 * From "Claudia":

"Claudia: Can you teach me how to do that (makes kung fu sounds, mimes a kick), because I tried it on the light switch and I think I broke my toe. I know I broke the light switch."
 * "Breakdown":

"Pete: It's like a game of gay Clue."
 * "Age Before Beauty"

"Pete: I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once? Had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Fredrick. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble."
 * "New Guy":

"Fargo: Most of my nightmares are about me losing my hair.
 * The episode "Mild Mannered" introduced a superpowered vigilante who got his powers from  ...nutty, ain't it?
 * Pete and Fargo bond over shared phobia's in "Don't Hate The Player".

Pete: (so excited) Me toooooo!"

"Claudia: (chanting) Vegas! Vegas!
 * Pete hugging Mrs. Fredrick in the "It's A Wonderful Life" Christmas special. The rest of the cast's reactions put it over the top.
 * Followed by everybody sitting down to watch a Christmas movie: Frank Capra's Its a Wonderful Life. The episode ends by zooming out as Pete performs a Big No.
 * Artie trying desperately to get out of going to Vegas, while Pete and Claudia are no help at all.

Pete: (in a ridiculously deep voice, while waving around a Mini-Santa) No no noooo!"

"H.G.: I know a thing or two about the opposite sex, many of my lovers were men."
 * Not to mention.... *boom* "Pete" *boom* "Pete" *boom* "PETE!" "yeah?" "PULL"
 * Wells line in "Buried".

"Possessed!Claudia: I'll have you keelhauled and fed to the fishes!
 * The reaction of the rest of the team is priceless.
 * In the tie-in novel A Touch Of Fever, Claudia is possessed by Anne Bonney's cutlass, which causes her to attack Artie while speaking pirate. Most of the things that she says are priceless, including calling him a "grumpy, bushy-eyed old walrus."
 * Also from that same scene:

Artie: What fishes? We're in the middle of the Badlands!

Possessed!Claudia: Don't try to confuse me!"