Sweetness On a Hot Circuit

Hi. My name here is Sweetness On A Hot Circuit, which is one of my old catchphrases. I have moved on to better and more colorful phrases now, but I'm too lazy to change the name here. And besides, it's a nice reminder to my past.

So... yea.

I follow the words of this and I like to think that every person is a good person. They just need trust. It has biten me in the ass several times but I just can't help it.

This Troper is guilty of the following Tropes:


 * Actually Pretty Funny
 * And a Diet Coke - I genuinely like the taste of Diet Coke. I learned it from my Ma.
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys - Why oh why does this have to be true? But let's face it, leather = sexy. Dang it, now my Perverse Sexual Lust is acting up again.....
 * Bathroom Stall of Overheard Insults - Being as I am a female, I enter into these all the time. Now, I neither hear insults about my self nor do I actually spread them, but I've heard quite a few. And I've learned aLOT about my fellow class mates this way.
 * Blind Without'Em - My perscription is like 20/400, nearsighted, with astigmatism. That's just ridiculous.
 * Breathless Non-Sequitur - Hehhehhehhehhehheh. Of the perverted kind.
 * Buffy Talk - "Hey go get me the thing." "What thing?" "You know, the thing. The pointy thing. The pointy, round pokey thing!" ".......Yea I have no clue."
 * Common Sense - Supposedly, instead of getting in this line right before I was born, I got a double dose of whatever makes you into a Cloud Cuckoolander.
 * Cloudcuckoolander - What do you mean I'm not mature! As of this moment, I am a Space Jellyfish. As I float around I go 'blip blip!' and I bzip! you if you make me mad! *pause* What?
 * Deadpan Snarker - Perhaps not so much this as....
 * First-Person Smartass
 * Geek - Nothing like writin some code or orgainizing your files for this one
 * Perverse Sexual Lust - You have no idea.
 * Precocious Crush
 * Yaoi Fangirl - A masochistic one at that!
 * Wangst - Nothing reads like a good wangsty yaoi fanfiction!