Role Association/Film D


 * The Da Vinci Code: Forrest Gump and Amélie Poulain run around Europe trying to solve the mystery of Amelie's father's death at the hands of Evil Albino Chaucer while being pursued by Inspector Leon. Gandalf and Dr. Octopus involve themselves in the vast conspiracy.
 * Angels and Demons: Forrest goes to Vatican City and helps Father Obi Wan Kenobi.
 * The Damned United: Tony Frost replaces Chief O'Brian at Leeds United; Django the rat and Wormtail costar as another league's chairman and Frost's assistant, respectively.
 * A Dangerous Method: Aragorn, a pioneering psychologist, is messing around with Elizabeth Swann, but his archtypical friend young Magneto complicates things (sexy complications, that is).
 * Dark Shadows: Sweeney Todd the vampire deals with various strange characters, including a crazy witch-supremacist, an ultra-violent little girl, a strange cat burglar, a lovely girl named after a scooter, an creepy conspiracy theorist, and a psychotic wizard.
 * The Dark Tower: Anton Chigurh is -- er, could've been a wandering gunslinger.
 * Date Night: Michael Scott and his wife Liz Lemon have a wild night in New York City that starts when they steal a dinner reservation from The Green Goblin (the second one) and Meg Griffin.
 * Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake: Sarah Stanley, Joe DuBois, Odin James and Cobra Bubbles are trapped in a mall surrounded by fast zombies.
 * The Day After Tomorrow: Donnie Darko falls for Christine Daae while Bilbo Baggins.
 * Day And Knight: Mary gets caught up in Ethan Hunt's spy life.
 * Dead Poets Society: Mork teaches Dr. Wilson to be himself and seize the day. Unfortunately, Red Forman doesn't approve, so Wilson.
 * Death at a Funeral Remake: Adult Chris, Neytiri Uhura, Imam Goliath, Marcus, and Roger Murtaugh have to deal with secrets and lies at a patriarch's funeral.
 * Death Becomes Her: Hack actress Miranda Priestly steals weak-willed wuss John Maclane from drab, mousy Elise Elliot; 14 years (and about 100 lbs) later Elise gets revenge with the help of Katya Derevko's miraculous potion. Also has a tiny cameo by Austin Powers' dad.
 * Death-Defying Acts: Velma Kelly and young Briony try to convince Prince Edward VIII and his assistant(?) Wormtail that they're genuine psychics.
 * Deep Blue Sea: The (first) Punisher and Agent Hanna are menaced by super-intelligent sharks.
 * The Deep Blue Sea: Evie Carnahan falls for Loki during World War 2 (no sharks, but they are threatened by the fact he's younger and she's married).
 * Defiance: James Bond, Sabertooth, and the British guy from Jumper fight Nazis; Alice Kingsley is a member of their posse.
 * Demolition Man: When Blade is "accidentally" unfrozen, Judge Dredd is freed to capture him with the help of Annie Potter. Also stars Samuel Norton as the future police chief, Sir Humphrey Appleby as the Chessmaster architect of the new society, and Otho as his overly supportive assistant.
 * Demon Knight: Jim Valenti is being pursued by demonic Bounty Hunter Cal Hockley, and seeks refuge in a church-turned-hotel where he meets delinquent Niobe, landlady Mo'at, prostitute Selena Coombs and her Jerkass boyfriend Lowell Mather, and Roger Rabbit as an ex-postman. The Klingon Ambassador is the sheriff.
 * The Departed: Howard Hughes is The Mole. Pvt. James Ryan is also a Mole, and one of the Jokers is both their boss. Pres. Jed Bartlet is both Hughes' boss and Ryan's colleague. Marky Mark helps out.
 * The Descendants: Danny Ocean hunts down his wife's lover, a ghost hunter, and . Danny's cousin is Major General Hank Landry.
 * The Devil's Advocate: Michael Corleone watches over his son Neo, who's married to serial killer Eileen Wournos and seduced by Lucilla.
 * The Dictator: Borat is Psychopathic Manchild with a Zero-Percent Approval Rating, but his uncle Gandhi is worse. He changes (a little) after Amos Hart gives him a traumatic shave and he meets unwitting Granola Girl Cindy.
 * Did You Hear About The Morgans?: Carrie Bradshaw and her husband the Prime Minister of England are on the verge of divorce when they see a murder and are put into the Witness Protection Program and shipped to Montana (well, NM doubling for MT, anyway).
 * Die Hard: Korben Dallas is a NY cop visiting LA to see his wife and daughter for Christmas. While he's at his wife's office Christmas party, a group of German terrorists led by Severus Snape, take them hostage, intending to rob them, with help from Trivette. Besides taking them on himself, Korben's only real help outside is LA cop Carl Winslow. Also stars Principal Vernon as the LA police chief, Franz Sanchez and Hawkins as two similarly named FBI agents, and Walter Peck as a TV journalist.
 * The Dilemma: All is going well professionally and personally for Norman Bates 2.0 and his best bud Paul Blart, until Norm sees Paul's wife Lydia Deetz kissing Lennox. With Sarah Nash as Norm's girlfriend.
 * Django Unchained: Ray Charles hires Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa to help him find his wife Kay Amin, who was sold off by evil plantation owner Jack Dawson and probably beaten by his sadistic overseer Nick Fury. Also appearing: Borat, Stuntman Mike, and Nash Bridges.
 * Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story: Norman Bates 2.0 is in danger of losing his beloved gym to a mega-chain owned by the obnoxious Tugg Speedman. To save it, he and his Five-Man Band (of misfits) enter a dodgeball tournement and go through Training From Hell from Zed. Meanwhile, Norman falls in love with Marcia Brady, who apparently thinks Everything's Better With Unicorns.
 * Dogma: Warlock, Agent L, uh, Chris Rock and Jay throw Matt Murdock and Jason Bourne off a train.
 * Don Juan Demarco: Jack Sparrow gets therapy from The Godfather, who's inspired to rekindle his passion for Bonnie Parker.
 * Donnie Darko: When a gay cowboy's life takes a turn for the weird, it affects everyone around him including his family: his sister, Rachel Dawes and his mother, President Laura Roslyn.
 * Don't Be Afraid of the Dark: No, original Rachel and Edward, you really ought to.
 * Bram Stokers Dracula: Hannibal Lecter, Ted, Westley, The Rocketeer, and their other allies try to stop Sirius Black from corrupting Lydia Deetz with help from... Tom Waits.
 * Drag Me to Hell: Nausicaa gets dragged to hell, and her boyfriend MAC is no help at all.
 * Dreamcatcher: Capt. Winters tries to stop an alien invasion with the help of a New Kid On The Block after their friend, a fellow from Deadwood, is horrifically killed. Sloan the assassin is of no freaking help at all.
 * Dreamgirls: The Movie of a Musical which follows the development of African American music from Motown to Disco and even a protoform of rap through the rise, fall, death, and rebirth of the titular Girl Group and other performers. The trio features diva Louise, Princess Tiana and Foxxy Cleopatra, who become the backup vocalists for Large Ham Donkey, under the guidance of their Svengali-like manager Ray Charles. When Louise is told to tone herself down so that the less-intense Foxxy can be the lead, she quits the group and is replaced. Years later, a more-independent Foxxy wants to change her image with a gritty Exploitation Film (?) being offered by Jim and Dick (wow, that sounds wrong for some reason) while Louise wants to restart her career with the help of Donkey's old manager Roger Murtaugh.
 * Dr. Strangelove: Darth Vader (Ok, Vader's voice) is a crewman on a B-52 flown by Taggert when an order comes from base ordering an immediate attack on Russia. Meanwhile, Gen. Patton has gotten a disturbing phone call and must report to The War Room immediately. And at the airbase, Inspector Clouseau discovers the dreadful secret behind the attack and must inform President Sidney Wang, of how to recall the bombers. In the War Room, Soviet Ambassador Gen. Bellowes admits to the existence of a Doomsday Machine of a type postulated by Mad Scientist James Bond.
 * Dream House: Mr. and Mrs. James Bond (AKA Lord Azreal and Evee Carnahan) move into a blood-soaked home. With (as in starring, not roommates... probably) 2005 Ann Darrow.
 * Drive: A Jewish neo-nazi works for Walter White, falls for a precocious high schooler while being menaced by Hellboy and Marlin the clownfish.
 * The Duchess: Elizabeth Swann marries Voldemort even though she's in love with Skye.
 * Dude, Where's My Car?: Kelso and Stifler are stoner pals who find their car is missing. Worse, they don't remember anything from the night before. And apparently, they gotta do something special for their girlfriends Elektra and Lisa Janusch. Among the mishaps that befall their search is a run-in with the reclusive ostrich farmer Data, who is keeping Matthew Brock in a cage.
 * Due Date: Iron Man is trapped in a car with Alan on a very long road trip to the hospital where his wife's giving birth.