Overboard/Funny

""A falsetto child?""
 * Little Joey Proffitt's talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice. The best part is that it was all improvised!

"Andrew: (to Grant) I am giving my notice, sir."
 * When Andrew finally kicks Grant overboard.

"Andrew: Oh no Madam. I cannot let you do this.
 * Joanna's about to jump off the yacht and swim to Dean but Andrew grabs her hand.

Annie: What?

Andrew: Not without a life jacket."

""Annie": My life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you are the Devil! Oh, God! (dunks head under water)
 * "This is a job for Doctor Death!"
 * "Eat your checkers!"
 * "It's a hell of a day at sea, sir!"
 * Also, the kids at the end. "How do you spell 'porsche'?"
 * After Dean dunks "Annie" into the water barrel:

Dean: Baby, we like you."