Final Fantasy XIII/Funny

"Snow: Oh...probably should've covered that."
 * The opening cinematic to Chapter 12 contains one for Snow. He waves to a cheering crowd...conveniently forgetting about his l'Cie mark. Once the guards start mobilizing, he realizes what just happened.

"Vanille: Are you okay?
 * When Sazh jumps after Lightning and land on his face...then the chocobo chick sticks a landing that would make an Olympic gymnast proud, complete with its wings stuck up in the air.
 * Just before Fang gets her Eidolon, she talks about how she's made up her mind. The Eidolon appears and she says it's for l'Cie who are indecisive. Just after Snow protects her, you can hear him say, "So, you haven't made up your mind yet?"
 * Early on when Snow and Hope are attempting to get to Hope's house, there's a pair of civilians whose plight the player can hear of if he or she decides to get close to them. It's a father and son that were separated in the commotion. Only it's the father that starts to whine about how he should have listened to his son when he was told to stay where he was when they were separated. When you clear out the enemies and they can get together, the son will scold his much older father.
 * All of the guys looking away in embarrassment when Fang checks Vanille's brand. Hope covering his eyes and coughing is just sort of hilariously adorable.
 * Hope and Vanille falling to their deaths in the opening cinematic for chapter 11, made funnier by virtue of being a split second piece of dialogue in the middle of a CMOA.:

Hope: Oh yeah! I'm GREAT!"

"Sazh: Hurry the what up?"
 * Sazh and the chocobo chick during the "Save the Chocobos" mission:

"Vanille: Look at these wooly little things! I just wanna squeeze 'em till they pop!"
 * This one is repeatable, since it happens in gameplay, but requires some timing: do a Paradigm shift and watch your party strike their Angels Pose...followed immediately by a mob knocking one of them flat on their ass. Whilst the other two just stand there looking cool (or attempting to).
 * Even better when the enemy uses an attack that launches the character into the air. The ring that appears around the character when Paradigm shift occurs is there, and the camera will focus on it, but your character will be flying through the air.
 * Sazh's finisher when Brynhildr is in Gesthalt Mode. The way that he and the Frocobo land splat on the ground next to Brynhildr is great.
 * Mark 34. Here comes Zenobia the Butcher, and you're expecting her to be a tougher fight than most of the Undying marks preceding her...until a fucking tonberry shows up and steals your kill. With a knife. In one hit. What. Of course, Final Fantasy veterans already know what to expect of those critters.
 * In a random side-scene while wandering Pulse, you can come across some of the sheep. Vanille walks up to a larger one, grabs it, then yanks a tuft of its wool off so hard it sends the thing crashing to its side when it comes off.
 * Early on when Vanille is left with Sazh, she's climbing up a piece of rubble/machinery. While it wasn't intentional, Sazh looked around and was about to get a full view of Vanille. His chocobo, completely annoyed, blocks his view and chirps indignantly.
 * Doubling as a Moment of Awesome, the time Sazh's chocobo . By itself. Killer Rabbit indeed.
 * When Vanille passes a group of sheep in Nautilus, she says the following:

""...I definitely don't wanna meet your parents!""
 * Sazh gets one if he's your party leader in the final battle against.

"Sazh: Whoa...whoa whoa whoa WHOA! *the debris is caught by the machine* [Beat] I knew that'd happen."
 * "All this dampness is damp!"
 * Sazh gets one when he and Vanille go together after the plane crash. A piece of debris is blocking their path and you have to operate a machine to get rid of it. Said piece of debris comes towards them, increasing at speed causing Sazh to go:

"Sazh: I mean...what are they teaching kids in school these days?"
 * Yet another for Sazh, when Vanille asks who the Primarch is.

"Snow: (to Vanille) You too?
 * After Anima has been fought and the party are now l'Cie:

Vanille: Mm-hmm. *lifts her skirt, revealing her brand* Right here.

Snow: (awkwardly, while turning away) Okay..."

"Sazh:"
 * Using Sazh against one of and using a paradigm shift net you this jem: