Contemptible Cover/Quotes

"What's with all the poor freaked-out horsies on romance novel covers? Is every day Throw A Rattlesnake in Front of Your Horse Day in Romancelandia?"

- Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

"I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers."

- Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett (some time in 1994 or earlier)

"I think they're being a little optimistic. I think they're only gonna appeal to males age 18-35 who'll be willing to be seen in public carrying this."

- Amber O'Malley, Shortpacked