Groundhog Day/Funny

"Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah — "Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"
 * "Well, what if there is no tomorrow?? There wasn't one today!...Hello?...Hello?!"
 * "You little brat! You have never thanked me! ...I'll see you tomorrow! Maybe!"
 * "Ned?!" (POW)
 * Incredibly, Phil's suicide montage, if only because of the rapid-fire pace and his outlandish methods.
 * This exchange:

Gus: Uh, Phil... Th-that's one I h-happen to agree w-with..."


 * "Morons, your bus is leaving!"
 * Phil kidnapping Punxsutawney Phil.
 * "What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space?"
 * "This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!"
 * "Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this...tiny village in western Pennsylvania, blah bl-blah bl-blah. There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out. He's gotta be stopped. And I have to stop him."