The Midnight Beast/Funny

""I-I'm Gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean""
 * SHUT UP, MOM, I'M ON MSN!!!
 * From 'Lez Be Friends':


 * "I had to go on Jerry Springer, Cause I was tryna' eat my sausage finger!"
 * Ashley's ambiguously gay dance moves in 'The Dance Routine'