Discworld/Small Gods/Funny

""Your sexual organs to sprout wings and fly away!"
 * The Running Gag of someone asking for the Deformed Rabbit shadow-puppet whenever shadow-puppets are referred to culminates in Didactylos using it as the punchline to his version of the Parable of the Cave.
 * Any time Om swears. In particular though:

"Your intestines to be wrapped around a tree until you are sorry!""