My Friends and Zoidberg/Quotes

""I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."

- The Spoony One, reviewing 2012

""Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!""

- Erisiel Vrumugun, Slayers: The Ghost of Sairaag

"The Judger: We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.

The Knifeketeer: I'm feeling a bit excluded.

The Judger: You're included. That is what "and" means."

- Basic Instructions, "How to Be Kind to the Least Among You"

"MAN, n.

An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada."

- The Devil's Dictionary