Hangover Sensitivity/Quotes

"Shepard: Ash?

Ashley: (groans)

Shepard: What have we here?

Ashley: Ah! Sir/Ma'am, I'm off duty...your voice, sir/ma'am...not so loud, pleasethankyou.

Shepard: Why are you curled up on the floor?

Ashley: Am I? Ugh, my head...so heavy...can't move.

Shepard: Ah. Enjoy your evening?

Ashley: I'll be back to work in 30...maybe 40. I swear, just give me 45 minutes, shh. Shh!

Shepard: Is it time to test the fire alarm? I think it is!

Ashley: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir/ma'am.

Shepard: Two million and we have a deal.

Ashley: You're a damn space pirate.

Shepard: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm.

Ashley: I hate you.

Shepard: 'I hate you'...?

Ashley: Sir./Ma'am.

Shepard: As you were, Williams.

Ashley: Mmm...cold floor."

- Mass Effect 3

"Reid: (cheering as loud as possible) A couple of hours. A couple of hours! You guys didn't come home until sunrise!

(cue Death Glare from the girls)

JJ: (deadpan) Why are you yelling?

Prentiss: (deadpan) Make him stop.

Morgan: What did you guys drink last night?

Garcia: The Green Fairy. You're in the FBI, could you get the entire crowd to stop cheering?

Morgan: (amused look)"

- Criminal Minds, "A Family Affair"