I Am the Messenger

''Protect the diamonds. Survive the clubs. Dig deep through the spades. Feel the hearts.''

Meet Ed Kennedy. Underage cabdriver, pathetic cardplayer and a man who is useless at romance. He lives in a shack with his coffee-addicted dog, the Doorman, and he's hopelessly in nervous-love with his best friend, Audrey. His life is one of peaceful routine and incompetence, until he inadvertently stops a bank robbery. That's when the Ace of Diamonds arrives, with three addresses written on its back. That's when Ed becomes the messenger, helping and hurting (when necessary) until only one question remains: who's behind his mission?

Known as 'I Am The Messenger' in the US only.

This work provides examples of: ""I guess it's for life beyond these pages"
 * The Alleged Car: Marv's Ford, to the point where a robbery is thwarted because the robber chooses it for his getaway vehicle.
 * An Aesop: "If a guy like you can stand up and do what you did for all those people, well, maybe everyone can. Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of."
 * Anti-Hero: Ed, who as we mentioned is a bit of a failure until it all begins.
 * Australian Rules Football: The local barefoot game is a huge deal to Marv, who drags Ed along.
 * Author Avatar: Supposedly
 * Big Friendly Dog: The Doorman
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: part of the conclusion.
 * Broken Bird: The wife of 'Mr Edgar Street' and her daughter. "Are you OK?"
 * Call to Adventure
 * Chekhov's Gun: The Chessmaster at the end of the story has a file where he keeps all the story's writing.
 * Chekhov's Gunman:
 * Desperately Looking for a Purpose In Life: Of all people, it turns out to be
 * Does Not Like Shoes: Subverted. Sophie initially wears shoes to her track meets, believing they'll help with her running. That is, until Ed motions that she should go barefoot.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending
 * The End - or Is It?: After Ed finishes the last ace, it looks like we're heading towards a feel good Bittersweet Ending...and then
 * Foot Focus: Sophie
 * Gainax Ending: A totally non-fantasy story suddenly turns Post Modern when The Chessmaster turns out to be  He's a pretty nice guy, and even gives Ed the   After a bit of navel-contemplating, Ed
 * Good Bad Girl: Audrey.
 * Good People Have Good Sex: Averted. Ed himself says, 'useless at sex,' and wishes it was more like maths so no one would care.
 * Literary Agent Hypothesis
 * Now What?: Ed's reaction after  Justified and played with in that if the book
 * Post Modernism: the second last chapter.
 * Rape as Drama: One of the first people he has to help is a woman whose husband rapes her regularly.
 * Reason You Suck Speech:  gives one to Ed. Ouch.
 * Serious Business: the annual football Sledge Game, to Marv.
 * Sliding Scale of Cynicism Versus Idealism. Quite cynical...except for the Aesop.
 * Tear Jerker: "Thanks for trying, Ed."
 * Twist Ending: The book is humming along, the messages have all been delivered and then


 * Will They or Won't They?: Audrey and Ed both like each other, and both know it, but can't be together because Audrey's afraid of being in a relationship with someone she actually cares about.