Undocumented Features/Quotes

"''A lot more things about UF make more sense when you realize that "the good guys win" is actually part of the laws of physics. :)

There is something soothing about that."

- Sirrocco, EPU Website, 9/19/02

"Walking through the basement of Fuller Labs wearing futuristic body-armor and pushing a variable-geometry motorcycle raises eyebrows. Telling students that this is the true power of UNIX didn't help."

- Core 1

"The Wedge went to immediate WeDon'tEvenHaveAColorForThis Alert."

- Core 1

"''Ring, ring.

"BPRD, Hellboy speaking. ... Well, ma'am, what was this ghost doing at the convenience store?... Buying trash bags? Could you give us a description?"

"Larry?"

"(Larry.) Ma'am, I'm afraid we can't do that, you see that ghost you saw is actually a barrow-wight named Larry Jacobson-- Yes, ma'am I do know hi-- the reason we haven't 'dealt with' him is that he is a legal citizen of the Republic of Z-- Ma'am, tolerance is one of the founding princi-- Ma'am, Larry is a barrow-wight, which means that his soul is tied to the place he was interred. If we were to forcibly remove him, which we have no reason to do, his soul would dissipate which would be murder... Yes, ma'am, I know he's already dead, however the laws are quite clear, destruction of an undead being is-- Yes, ma'am I'm saying there's nothing we can do... Well, ma'am if you feel that strongly I suggest you put it before the electorate... Yes. I'm sure you are... Yes... Well, ma'am I'm sorry we couldn't help you, you have a good evening."

Clang.

"Stupid bitch. Illyana, could you pop over to Larry's place and tell him that Mrs. Eckersley saw him again?"

Sigh.''"

- Polychrome, EPU Forums, 1/12/07, on the topic of legal status of undead in the UF universe

"...UF is where characters go to become awesome again after their original writers forget how to treat them right."

- sofaspud, EPU Forums, 4/30/14

"EPU. Not just fiction. Addiction."

"< Flash> but yo uhave heat vision? < Kara> I haven't tried it, but I guess I must.  < Flash> awesome. i don.t have any attack pwoers.  I just hit things   with my nads at housand times a secnod 	When she was able to stop laughing and focus on the screen again, Kara composed herself and typed only,  < Kara> ... sounds painful.  * Cyborg DIES  < Robin> SNRK  < Beast_Boy> ... cant... breathe  < Flash> HANDS HANDS JEEZ  < Raven> you have to excuse Flash.  he types faster than he can think  * batgirl has joined channel #Titans  yo guys.  whats up?  < Robin> Wally was just telling us about a new combat move he invented.  < Raven> yes, tell her about it, Wally  < Flash> i htae you all"

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