You Awaken in Razor Hill/YMMV


 * Crowning Moment of Awesome : Several.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny : YMMV will run amok here, but for this troper, it was an early moment when Ted was Commanded to go Super Saiyan.
 * "There. you think one of your hairs turned blonde. At least you think its blonde. Oh it's just some dirt. Nevermind."
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming : Ted vanquishes evil in the most unexpected way.
 * Hell Is That Noise :  Scr@pe 
 * Also features cloth rustling sounds, things in the dark, and various other stock Horror movie sound effects. Constantly.
 * Memetic Mutation : GET BOAT
 * Nightmare Fuel : Pretty much everything in the entire story, but especially  Sleep well, kiddies!
 * Nightmare Retardant: The concept and premise is pretty scary, but it's hard to take any of the horror stuff seriously when you remember it's happening to a guy wearing Exciting Underwear on his head.
 * No Yay: Ted's relationship with his cat.
 * Tear Jerker:  
 * Nightmare Retardant: The concept and premise is pretty scary, but it's hard to take any of the horror stuff seriously when you remember it's happening to a guy wearing Exciting Underwear on his head.
 * No Yay: Ted's relationship with his cat.
 * Tear Jerker: