Rip Haywire

Rip Haywire is an Affectionate Parody of old school Adventure comic strips created by Dan Thompson.

Rip is a self styled soldier of fortune who travels around the world battling assorted villains. Joining Rip are his talking collie, TNT, his ex-girlfriend Cobra and a Tagalong Kid named R.J.

It can be found here.


 * Alliterative Name: Cobra Carson.
 * Awesome McCoolname
 * Bold Inflation
 * Captain Obvious: Parodied.
 * Casual Danger Dialog
 * Catch Phrase:
 * "Sweet Molly McX Y!" and any variant of this (alliteration sometimes included).
 * "The name's Haywire."
 * Cheated Angle: Cobra's black hair is nearly always behind her head, no matter the angle, effectively framing it.
 * Corrupt Corporate Executive: Dr. Pain, the leader of evil terrorist group SKULL, who then turns out to be.
 * Cowardly Sidekick: TNT.
 * Dating Catwoman: Rip and Cobra.
 * Eyes Always Shut: Rip, most of the time.
 * Face Palm: A lot of them.
 * Happily Adopted: R.J.
 * Lantern Jaw of Justice: Rip.
 * Last-Name Basis: Most villains often refer to Rip by his last name. Everyone else just calls him "Rip".
 * Mad Libs Catchphrase: "Sweet [Name] (Mc)_____!" and "Zip it, [nickname]!"
 * Megaton Punch: Rip's trademark attack.
 * Cobra also gets her kicks, especially towards Rip.
 * The Nicknamer: Some of the characters, including Rip himself.
 * No Name Given: R.J. started out this way, before he was adopted by Rip and Cobra.
 * Only Known by Initials: R.J. (Rip Jr.)
 * Parental Abandonment: Rip, initially, before he found his mother and later his father Dutch.
 * Reference Overdosed
 * Share Phrase: "Zip it, (insert nickname here)", even though it's more of a Borrowed Catchphrase. Also, "Talk!" when confronting someone else, usually an enemy.
 * Soft Glass
 * Talking Animal: TNT again.
 * Talking Animal: TNT again.