Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare/Funny

"MacDougal: Right, I'm going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag."
 * MacDougall says the most Genre Blind line ever just before he gets eaten by a zombie Nastas, and it is obivous that even he thinks what he's about to do is a little stupid, but he does it anyway.

"Marston: I don't bite. (beat) Bad joke."
 * That's actually his second (and last) one. His first one is slightly earlier than that. When asked about the situation, he describes himself as a man of science, a man of great learning, and tops it off by saying he hasn't a "fucking clue".
 * "Have you ever met a Jewish person? [...] Or a British, Catholic homosexual?"
 * "You can't eat me! I'm HERBERT MOOOOOOOOON!"
 * When John leaves Abigail and Jack who have been turned to zombies, he tells Abigail to teach the boy wrong from right and Jack to look after his mother. Also, he leaves them supper.
 * "Both of you, stop biting chunks out of people!"
 * The first time you whistle and an undead horse comes along.
 * An undead john picking up and undead hooker.
 * Marston trying to assure a Blackwater survivor that it's safe to come out:


 * "You eat babies!"