Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner/Quotes

""We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan O'Clock.""

- Dan McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

""I'm Tristan Taylor, and for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches!""

- Tristan Taylor, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

""That's my bread and butter you're fucking with.""

- Charles Foster Ofdensen, Metalocalypse

"Iroh:Do you know why they called me The Dragon of the West?.

Azula: We have no time for your anecdotes, Uncle.

Iroh: It's more of a demonstration, actually."

- Avatar: The Last Airbender

""Fuck Subtle.""

- Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

"Abomination: What are you going to do about it, Dr. Banner?

The Hulk: The doctor is out."

"For that which you are about to receive, I am truly thankful."

- Sergeant Schlock, Schlock Mercenary

""I'm River Song. Check your records again.""

- River Song, Doctor Who

""Oy, Russell! Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.""

- Russell Peters, quoting his father

"Exdeath: So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?

Kain Highwind: Of course not. I offer yours."

- Dissidia Duodecim

""Peace? Peace. I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.""

- Tybalt, William Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet

""Be honest. You've been looking forward to this, haven't you?""

-, Skulduggery Pleasant

""It's time for you to die again""

- Lord Death, Soul Eater