Blunt Metaphors Trauma/Quotes

"Hate metaphors - pandering to uneducated masses. Get doctorate! Have real conversation!"

- Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2

"As I gazed into my bacon and eggs this morning, I realized... The Chicken contributed but the Pig was committed."

- Dilbert

"Ziva: Ducky, drip it!

Ducky: Do you mean "drop it" or "zip it"?

Ziva: Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall!

Ducky: Well, actually... never mind."

- NCIS, "Hiatus (Part II)"