Major Injury Underreaction/Quotes

""I appear to have burst into flames.""

- The Spy, Team Fortress 2

""I don't care! I like being on fire!""

- Headbanger, Brutal Legend

""Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm.""

- Shirou, Fate/stay night

"Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No it isn't.

King Arthur: (points to the arm on the ground) Well, what's that then?!

Black Knight: I've had worse.


 * They fight. Arthur lops the knight's other arm off and the knight keeps fighting**

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have!

King Arthur: LOOK!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.


 * The Black Knight kicks Arthur, who lops his leg off**

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!

King Arthur: You'll WHAT?!

Black Knight: Come here!

King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!

Black Knight: I'm invincible!

King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!


 * Arthur, annoyed, lops his final leg off**

Black Knight: Beat ...All right, we'll call it a draw.

King Arthur: Come, Patsy.


 * Arthur rides off**

Black Knight: Oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

- 'Monty Python and The Holy Grail