Gravity Bone

""To make it in Nuevos Aires, one needs nerves of silk and the filthiest of hands. Mix together a batch of espionage, some high-speed car chases, fire-spewing assassins, and you've got one oven that'll never bake cookies again. We provide the pliers and you bring the moxie.""

- author's description of the game.



Citizen Abel: Gravity Bone is a Freeware Spy Fiction First-Person Shooter by Brendon Chung, set in the nondescript South American locale of Nuevos Aires. You play Citizen Abel, a secret agent who embarks on missions that involve performing peculiar or outright bizarre actions, such as secretly feeding an insect to a man at a party, or taking covert photographs of black birds. Your actions are only ever explained at the end of a successful mission by a Motor Mouth robotic voice - and even then you never know who your "clients" are, or what their greater purpose is.

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Tropes:

 * Awesomeness Meter: Parodied. In addition to your base mission payment, you're also rewarded bonus cash for a number of strange reasons, such as a "$100 Full Gas Tank bonus" in a mission with no vehicles.
 * And the less said about the "Phantom Pants bonus", the better.
 * Blown Across the Room:.
 * Chase Scene: And how!
 * Canis Latinicus: The Manitoba Beast Bug has the Latin name of surprisibus surprisibus.
 * Determinator: thinks nothing of embarking on a high-speed foot chase after being.
 * Evil Redhead: your target in mission 1 is the only red-headed man at the party, and in mission,.
 * The Faceless: Abel.
 * Ice Breaker: You break locks by freezing them and hitting them with a hammer.
 * Mission Briefing: Which, for some reason, always takes place in the Furnace Room of whatever building you start in.
 * : Happens to Abel himself.
 * No Name Given: Everyone you meet. Your contacts and targets in missions are only referred to by physical attributes, such as "the man with red hair".
 * No OSHA Compliance: The Furnace Rooms in the missions become increasingly filled with crushing pistons.
 * Romance Novel: Subverted. A woman in mission 2 reads a book entitled "Passionless Moments".
 * Scoring Points: The mission payments are essentially just points, especially since you can't spend any of it.
 * Tuxedo and Martini: Abel is presented like this.
 * The Unintelligible: Everyone you meet speaks using the exact same "wah wah" sound used by grown-ups in the Peanuts cartoon.
 * Twist Ending:
 * Weaponized Camera: In mission 2, the five birds explode when they are photographed.
 * The Unintelligible: Everyone you meet speaks using the exact same "wah wah" sound used by grown-ups in the Peanuts cartoon.
 * Twist Ending:
 * Weaponized Camera: In mission 2, the five birds explode when they are photographed.