Could Have Avoided This Plot/Quotes

""Why does he have to kill them to prove his point? Can't he just show them a pie chart or something?""

- Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000

""You know, all this crap could have been avoided if Lelouch just kept his mouth shut and not make a stupid joke like ""

- 180223, commenting on a scene from Super Robot Wars Z Hakai-hen. (Warning: Code Geass R1 Spoilers)

""Meet Juliet from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. She is about to take her own life. This fate could've been avoided, if she'd had a Sassy Gay Friend.""

- Sassy Gay Friend