Wouldn't Hit a Girl/Quotes

"Rand: ... rest assured that I cannot harm women. Even those who are my mortal enemies.

Lanfear: Is that some sort of genetic problem?

Rand: If stupidity is genetic."

- The Wheel of Time mock summary by ISAM

"If she had been a man who dared lay hands on him, Erik would have dropped her where she stood. But alas, she was only a woman."

- Erik: The Vampire Hunter, an AU retelling of The Phantom of the Opera

"Fooker (in a flashback) My, aren't we pushy! Whatta ya gonna do, sweetheart? Beat me up?

(Switches back to the present)

Nick: You mean you really did beat him up? (Ki grins)

Fooker: It's not fair. Guys should be allowed to hit girls in self-defense."

- General Protection Fault, January 6, 2001