Vampires Own Nightclubs/Quotes

"Bars were favorite enterprises for vampires, naturally, because their heaviest traffic came at night. Somehow, fanged all-night dry cleaners didn't have the same allure that a vampire-studded bar did."

- Living Dead in Dallas

"Oh yeah, I forgot the part of vampire mythology where they always keep clubs from the 1980s in their basement."

- Obscurus Lupa