The D-Pad/Quotes

"John: So, Australia is a country known for many things including dingos, babies, aaand wallabies.

Rick: Like Rocko.

John: Like Rocko."

- Introduction to Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 1 -- "Sexy Solitaire"

"Rick: Do you know how ladders work?

John: You USE them!

Steve: Yes."

- Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 4 -- "World's Worst Hickey"

"Rick: We're doing a little bit of a mic switcheroo, don't worry about this, guys.

John: Am I not on mic right now?

Rick: Uhh, no--

John: BOOBS!

Rick: Oh, no YOU are.

John: Oh."

- Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 6 -- "21:39"

"John opens his inventory to reveal a lockpick, a book of spells, and a formerly salty bear.

John: So wow, this is all I have for, uh--

Rick: That is all you have now.

John: Good.

Brandon: At least she left you the bear.

John: Yeah, took the stick, but they left me the salt-covered bear?

Steve: No salt, just the bear. They cleaned the bear.

Brandon: You can't even lick the bear for sustenance!"

- Let's Play 5 Days a Stranger, Part 8 -- "Yeah, No, That Didn't Work"