Downton Abbey/Drinking Game


 * Sip every time:
 * Thomas and O'Brien are jerks for no apparent reason.
 * Sybil says/does something that pisses off her parents.
 * Violet and/or Cora fight(s) with Isobel.
 * Mary reacts adversely to not getting her way.
 * Edith hits on whomever comes to dinner.
 * Mary gets hit on by whomever comes to dinner.
 * Anna hits on Bates.
 * Mrs. Patmore is verbally abusive toward Daisy.
 * Bates is cryptic about his past.
 * Daisy needs someone to explain to her AGAIN that:
 * Thomas isn't interested (Season 1).
 * She did the right thing by marrying  (Season 2).
 * Ethel acts too big for her britches.
 * Someone says something about the war "changing everything."
 * Mr. Carson breaks up or disapproves of some tomfoolery.


 * Take a shot every time:
 * We are reminded that Bates is disabled.
 * Thomas and O'Brien go out for Evil Smoking.
 * The family ignores or insults Edith.
 * Cora and Robert are cute together (if watching Season 1).
 * Cora and Robert get in a stupid argument (if watching Season 2).
 * Violet lets off a good one-liner.
 * Matthew and Mary have UST.
 * Someone has a moment of happiness that is destroyed by the end of the episode.
 * Take a bonus shot if that person is Bates.
 * The Pamuk incident is brought up.
 * Lavinia and Mary have a heart-to-heart.
 * Edith is shown driving.
 * Sir Richard does something manipulative.
 * Anna/Bates, Mary/Matthew, or Sybil/Branson have an Almost Kiss.


 * Finish your drink and pour yourself a new one every time:
 * Edith and Mary try to ruin each other's lives.
 * Vera Bates tries to ruin her husband's life.
 * A historical event factors into the storyline.
 * Robert finds out that Bates/Thomas/O'Brien has done something bad.
 * Dr. Clarkson is wrong about something.
 * Someone demonstrates a technological innovation and Violet reacts with horror.
 * Yet another character turns out to be a Matthew/Mary Shipper on Deck.
 * Someone is nice to Daisy.
 * A wedding that is scheduled for the near future gets unexpectedly canceled.
 * O'Brien or Thomas is shown to have a heart after all.
 * Anna/Bates, Mary/Matthew or Sybil/Branson have an actual kiss.

We are not responsible for the state of your liver at the end of the game.