Biting the Hand Humor/Quotes

"Bart: What if we don't get any footage?

Homer: Then we'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox Network.

Bart: Haha, they'll buy anything!

Homer: Now, son, they produce a lot of quality programming.

[Beat]

[Both burst into laughter]"

- The Simpsons

""I'm not one to 'bite the hand that feeds me', but I might consider 'biting the network that canceled me!'""

- ALF on the cover of issue #40 of his comic book, in which he is eating a roast turkey with colorful plumage

""And this movie haaates the media. Kinda ironic considering what made the Spice Girls in the first place.""

- The Nostalgia Chick, on Spice World

"Yeah, we can't get in to see Unplugged. Why not? Well I asked one of the vice-presidents here, and obviously I'm not allowed to say what his name is, so I'll just call him... "dirtbag" -- I said, "Hey, dirtbag, how come we can't get in to see Unplugged?" And he gives me this whole rigmarole about how we can't get a load of tickets for you guys, and we only run the network, and we probably can't even count that high."

- Michael Ian Black, The State, complaining about MTV not allowing him and the other ten cast members to be in the MTV Unplugged studio audience