Refuge in Vulgarity/Quotes

""You can certainly get a cat out a tree by raping people under it until emergency vehicles scare it away, but it is my belief that the American people will regret not finding a better solution.""

- Bat-Obama

""Gross and disgusting is not the same thing as comedy!""

- Film Brain, on Fat Slags

""Kids these days think comedy is about dirty words. But it isn't. It's about words that sound dirty, like 'mukluk'.""

- Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons

""Bottom line -- yeah, I could say those words. But does saying them actually make my reviews better? Really?""

- Linkara, on why he averts this.

""I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it.""

- Tom Lehrer, introduction to the song "Smut"

"851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air."

- Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG