Undercover As Lovers/Quotes

"Maya: We were talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins.

Yussif: Very convincing.

Maya: I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.

McGee: Guys, they were acting.

Yussif: Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.

Maya: It's true. I've met his wife."

- NCIS, "Under Covers"

"Kate: Scary scenarios keep popping into my head. Like you're here to fire me, or to tell me I'm going undercover as DiNozzo's wife."

- NCIS, "Reveille"

""Since we're a married couple, we should just watch TV and not have sex.""

- Jaime Sommers, Bionic Woman