Empowered/Funny

"Major Havok: You know, this is actually flattering.
 * Along with Crowning Moment of Awesome for Major Havok in Vol. 3. After Empowered listened to Major Havok, dWARf and Protean comparing (rudely) the super heroines and supervillainess booty, Empowered got her revenge by supplying the entire base with Doujinshi about them. Gay Doujinshi. They were of course outraged and embarrassed. At first. It was until Havok realized it was done by female artists for women that...

Empowered: "What?"

Major Havok: I mean clearly, me, dWARf and Glorpp here... we're a bunch of seriously compelling and intriguing ass HUNKS OF MANHOOD for these ladies aren' we?... Hey if you don't have plenty of HOT FEMALE ARTISTS fantasizing you INTO GAY SCENARIOS... I say you ain't shit son.

Empowered: "Don't fucking believe this."

Major Havok: Cute Asian cartoonist, I'm happy to be your Fantasy object."

"ThugBoy: I will not stand idly by and allow a world-class derrière to remain uncommented-upon. That's just how I roll, son."
 * And earlier, when she finds an Emp/Spooky fic.
 * The whole of ThugBoy's little 'Ode to Joyful Booty'

"Capitan Rivet: How the hell could I have been involved in the Kennedy Assassination!? I wasn't even born yet when that happened, damn it!"
 * "Elephants, Cups and Canoes" in Vol. 4, which pushes unusual euphemisms to new, visual heights. *trumpeting* "He's gone rogue!" "Aieee! Me canoe be swampin'!". And said canoe is named "Va J J".
 * The doctor's nametag from the same volume (a Mystery Science Theater 3000 reference).
 * The bit where ThugBoy talks about working for a Nazi supervillain. "Yeah, sure I'm half-Japanese, but I'm also one-quarter Italian and one-quarter German! I'm All Axis Power, baby!" When the villain fired him, ThugBoy stole his Porn Stash.
 * Then there's a 17-page sex scene... with narration and dialogue supplied by the Caged Demonwolf.
 * When Major Havoc tries to write a fanfiction about himself, only for everyone to say it sucks... because he obviously doesn't know Major Havoc very well.
 * Made all the funnier when you realize one of the reviewers is Emp.
 * And the only reason why nobody liked it was because it wasn't a Slash Fic.
 * Emp's battle with a would-be supervillain who "uses the power of time for evil... sorta". ("Sharp-taloned cuckoo strike!")
 * When Trolls edit Capitan Rivet's Wikipedia page.


 * The Superhomie cosplayers' Lotus Eater Machine fantasies under the influence of Anglerfish's light... except for Emp's fantasy.
 * Capitan Rivet cosplayer: Meeting Jesus and finding he's white, blond, etc.
 * Major Havok cosplayer: George Lucas removing the elements of Star Wars that the fans hate, like the Ewoks, midiclorians, the Prequel Trilogy, etc.
 * dWARf! cosplayer: Scarlett Johansson, Gisele Bundchen, and possibly other lovely ladies giving him a blowjob.
 * Sistah Spooky cosplayer: Meeting Al Gore, who is President.
 * Ninjette's introduction: She captures Emp, ties her up, and calls for some thugs to pick them up. The thugs never show despite Ninjette's repeated calls until she finally says "Fuck it," unties her and goes out drinking. Bada bing bada boom, Heel Face Turn.
 * Practically everything that comes out of Caged Demonwolf's mouth.
 * The Wiley Pete Yaoi doujinshi. Also, the "I'll fuck a robot" song.