Child-Hater/Quotes

""Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH!!!""

- Vicky, The Fairly Odd Parents

""Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.""

- Leo Rosten, about W. C. Fields.

"Manny: I wuv you, Awnt Cakey.

Aunt Cakey: Somebody get this kid to a speech therapist."

- Diary of a Wimpy Kid

""Oh look, what clever children! See them study, see them learn! How I HATE those goodie-goodies, how it makes my stomach turn!""

- I.M. Meen

"[Tommy Vercetti walks into the Cherry Popper ice cream factory]

Maude: Who are you?

Tommy: Your new owner.

Maude: Were you now, or at any time, a child?

Tommy: What are you talking about?

Maude: Were you a child!?

Tommy: Yes! Calm down! What's wrong with you?

Maude: I knew it. A child! A dirty, stinking, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking, crying little baby. A baby!! An awful, horrible, disgusting little boo-hoo! Mommy doesn't love you. You little shit! [Kicks Tommy in the foot]

Tommy: Ow! Calm down.

Maude: I HATE babies, and I hate children. They're dirty, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking little-

Tommy: Enough already! What is wrong with you?? You make soft ice cream, okay? It's purely for kids. What kind of psycho are you? Just so I understand this, why make children happy if you hate them?

Maude: Oh, you stupid, sniveling, snotty-

Tommy: Shut up!

Maude: Brat! The ice cream is a front. We distribute other non-dairy products. And if I see a kid, I put him to good use. [Talking to herself] Don't I, kiddies? Yes, yes I do. Mummy doesn't love you. She HATES you!!

Tommy: (What a nice lady. Still, y'know, I hear there's good money in ice cream.)"

- Grand Theft Auto Vice City

""You know, I really hate children!""

- Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter