Adults Are Useless/Quotes

""Care to explain how our security was penetrated by a child?""

- Captain Black, Jackie Chan Adventures

""Mr.Poe meant well. But a jar of mustard could also mean well and would be far better at taking care of the Baudelaires than him.""

- A Series of Unfortunate Events

""I know our parents have done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ."

- South Park

""Is every adult on this show an idiot!?""

- Timmy Turner on an Affectionate Parody of The Simpsons.

""Society, parents and schools do not teach children the skills of physical, psychological, emotional and verbal self-defence. This is because most adults don't know how to do this.""

- Myths about bullying