Random Number God/Quotes

"Accounting Troll: Over here we have our random number generator.

Number Generator Troll: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.

Dilbert: Are you sure that's random?

Accounting Troll: That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure."

- Dilbert

"God:.

Angel #1: Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be...

Angel #2: Unuseable...

God:.

Angel #2: No, no...

God:.

Angel #2: Lord, you have forsaken us all!

God:

Angel #2: Thou art a cruel and angry god!!

God: "

- The Tetris God

"I saw someone pray to the AI Director once. This is probably how cults get started."

- Yahtzee Croshaw