Aliens in Cardiff/Quotes

""This sort of thing just doesn't happen! Not in Cardiff!""

- Policeman, Torchwood

"Rhys: What, exactly, do I need protecting from?

Gwen: I catch aliens!

Rhys: Aliens. In Cardiff?!"

- Torchwood

"I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon. (makes a face) In Cardiff."

- The Doctor, Doctor Who, "The Unquiet Dead"

"The aliens landed at around 4am in Bracknell, went "Er..." and left again."

- Hugh Dennis does unlikely lines from a disaster movie, Mock the Week