Batman/Drinking Game

Drinking game for Batman:


 * Every time Batman mentions his parents' death, drink!
 * Every time Batman punches someone, drink! If he punches an ally, take two.
 * Every time he says "I'm Batman" or a criminal says "It's tha Batman!", drink! (This one should work for a few mediums. NOTE: Don't try the former if you're reading Shortpacked. You'll wind up dead).
 * Take a shot each time there is a blatant ass shot, take two if it's a guy, take three if it's Nightwing.
 * For the original Batman series a'la Adam West:
 * Take a sip anytime "bat" is said, in any context.
 * Down a flask if its an actual bat.
 * Take two every time Chief O'Hara says something sterotypically Scottish/Irish.
 * Finish the drink anytime Robin says "Holy (blank)!"
 * Drink half a bottle whenever Batman smiles in any Batman animated show. You'll never wind up drinking more than 2.
 * This rule was definitely here before the premiere of Batman: The Brave and The Bold.
 * Drink when Batman is in full outfit but speaks in Bruce Wayne's voice (or vice versa) for plot reasons.
 * Take a sip every time poison/toxic/knockout gas, or any derivatives therein, is used for anything. Seriously, this happens a lot in Batman the Animated Series.
 * Every time The Joker initiates some Foe Yay with Batman or calls him by an affectionate nickname take a drink.