Indexitis

"Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, ; I'm swamped.

Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything."

- The Princess Bride

Tropes about illness, disabilities, mutilations and scars.

Not to be confused with Index Syndrome

Categories:
 * Madness Tropes
 * Hollywood Psych

Sister Tropes:
 * Death Tropes
 * Disability Tropes
 * Disability Superpower
 * Doctor Index
 * Injury Tropes
 * This Index Is a Real Pain
 * Toxic Tropes


 * Achey Scars
 * Annoying Patient
 * Antidote Effect
 * Artificial Limbs
 * Blind Mistake
 * Blood From the Mouth
 * Brain Fever
 * Bury Your Disabled
 * Caretaker Reversal
 * Catch Your Death of Cold
 * CAT Trap
 * Collapsed Mid-Speech
 * Comatose Canary
 * Convenient Coma
 * Convenient Terminal Illness
 * Convulsive Seizures
 * Covered with Scars
 * Cute Mute
 * Deep Sleep
 * Definitely Just a Cold
 * Depraved Dwarf
 * Diagnosis From Dr. Badass
 * Disease Bleach
 * The Disease That Shall Not Be Named
 * Dueling Scar
 * Evil Albino
 * Evil Cripple
 * Eyepatch of Power
 * Fever Dream Episode
 * Genius Cripple
 * Green Around the Gills
 * Good Scars, Evil Scars
 * Handicapped Badass
 * Healthcare Motivation
 * Heroic Albino
 * Hook Hand
 * Hypochondria
 * Ill Girl
 * Incurable Cough of Death
 * Induced Hypochondria
 * Informed Self Diagnosis
 * Instant Illness
 * Littlest Cancer Patient
 * Magic Antidote
 * Munchausen Syndrome
 * Perfect Health
 * The Plague
 * Hate Plague
 * Mystical Plague
 * Synthetic Plague
 * Plaguemaster
 * Playing Sick
 * Plot Allergy
 * Pull the IV
 * Ruptured Appendix
 * Scars Are Forever
 * Scar Survey
 * Self-Induced Allergic Reaction
 * Sequential Symptom Syndrome
 * Sick Episode
 * Soap Opera Disease
 * Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs
 * Sterility Plague
 * STD Immunity
 * Terrified of Germs
 * Televisually-Transmitted Disease
 * That Old Time Prescription
 * Thermometer Gag
 * The Tonsillitis Episode
 * The Topic of Cancer
 * Typhoid Mary
 * Unexpected Positive
 * Victorian Novel Disease
 * We Can Rebuild Him
 * We Will Have Perfect Health in the Future
 * Wheelchair Woobie
 * Working Through the Cold
 * Wound That Will Not Heal