Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1 E12 Prophecy Girl/Quotes

""Yes! YES! Shake, earth! This is a sign! We're in the final days! My time has come! Glory! Glory!"

[earthquake stops]

"Whaddaya think? 5.1?"""

- The Master to The Annointed One

"""I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. [Beat] They're still in, right?""

- Willow

""Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go, 'hm'."

[still distracted] ...hm?"

- Buffy and Giles

""I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.""

- Xander

"''"So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One Slayer dies, next one's called. Wonder who she is. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else?"

"Buffy, I..."

"They say how he's gonna kill me? (quietly) Do you think it'll hurt?"''"

- Buffy and Giles

""I'm not okay. I knew those guys. I go to that room every day. And when I walked in there, it... it wasn't our world anymore. They made it theirs. And they had fun.""

- Willow

""The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."

- Ms. Calender

"''"I've made up my mind."

"So have I."

"I made up mine first! --L-look, I'm older and wiser than you, and just... just do what you're told for once!"''"

- Giles and Buffy

"''"Y'know, you really oughta talk to your contractor. Looks like you got some water damage."

"Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight."''"

- Buffy and The Master

"''"You were looking at my neck!"

"What?!"

"You were checking out my neck! I saw that."

"No, I wasn't!"

"Just keep your distance, pal."''

[annoyed] ''"I wasn't looking at your neck."

"I told you to eat before we left."''"

- Xander and Angel

""You're dead!"

''"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

"You were destined to die! It was written!"

"What can I say? I flunked the written."''"

- The Master and Buffy

"] "Let's see how you like it!""

- Cordelia

"Buffy I'm sorry. It's just... been a really weird day.

Xander: Yeah, Buffy died and everything.

Willow: Wow, harsh.

Giles: Should've known that wouldn't stop you."

"''"By the way, I really like your dress--"

"Yeah, yeah, big hit with everyone. "''"

- Angel and Buffy

"Visit unabridged version HERE."