Shortpacked/Funny

"Faz: Contrary to what he claims, I have a graph here which shows a line clearly going up.
 * "What did you do to my lesbian?" (Might require reading the previous strip for context, but the line's the funny part anyhow.)
 * Robin's plan to get Ethan to have sex with Thad from Shortpacked!
 * And next comic, things don't go well.
 * Mike's Your Mom joke failing.
 * Any time Aslan shows up. Any. Time.
 * What the hell is taking this thing so damn long?!
 * Around Thanksgiving 2010 Willis had "a personal appeal from Shortpacked! creator, David Willis" with funny pictures of Willis (it was an ad to get people to buy Walkyverse stuff, making fun of Jimmy Wales' personal appeal). The Fazoli's Kid also made a personal appeal. Most people spent more time refreshing the page to see all the different pictures than they did reading the comic.
 * Mike meets a guy who is a huge asshole anti-social. The guy acts like he's awesome because of it and says "whatcha gonna do, really". Mike gives him an answer.
 * Minimalism.
 * Faz is a great source of these. His first is this:

Faz: At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we increase the likelihood.

Ethan: Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.

Faz: Allow Faz final words to his genitals."

"Robin: You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the Coyote walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, BAM!, you realize yer gay!
 * They have gay BARS now?!
 * Shinji. Knucks.
 * Robin's...interesting analogy for coming out of the closet.

Ken: What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?

Robin: COCKS!"

"Mike: "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody.""
 * Ethan takes Drew to BotCon. The Osama Bin Laden joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
 * This

"Batman: "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy.""
 * This man's genitals are part of a very ''important business deal.
 * Mike finally gets to honestly say "I fucked your mom"...
 * Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, hilarity ensues.

"Bullock: "He started making ice puns, so the snipers took him out.""
 * Part 2.


 * How'd you sleep, darling?
 * "Help! Help! I'm being molested!"