Crisis Core/Funny

"Zack: To be a hero!
 * "No way... he just ate my hair!"
 * Sephiroth jerking the phone away from his ear when Zack gets excited on the other end is worth a mention.
 * And shortly after that, "Yes, Zack. For real."
 * This troper found the way that Zack said "Excellent! ... Um... Probably!" hilarious as well.
 * The Magic Pot DMW has Zack thrusting his hands into said pot to rummage for rare items, while the Magic Pot looks to be twitching something painful. Add to that the grin and thumbs up he gives you when he grabs something, combined with the over the top 'Item Get' pose and fanfare. To say nothing of the other Chocobo Mode DMW cut scenes, like Zack and a Chocobo strutting up to enemies before leaping up to deliver a drop kick together, or Zack clasping his hands and almost praying to the Moogle to power up his Materia.
 * And there's the scene with the tripping Tonberry...it also explains why they usually walk slowly.
 * Zack fighting Sahagins with a beach umbrella. That is all.
 * NOPE! Zack fighting a BEHEMOTH with a beach umbrella. THAT, is all.
 * Banora in Chapter 3: Genesis watches Zack move to run after Angeal and calmly sticks his foot out to trip him. Evil Is Petty it seems.
 * Zack gets an email from someone who is quite obviously Yuffie, recruiting him for treasure hunting. He files it under "Spam."
 * Also, eventually after getting mission after mission from Yuffie, Zack realizes "Wait...how did she even GET my email address anyway?"
 * Lazard asks Zack what his dream is:

Lazard: Good... Unattainable dreams are the best kind.

Zack: *deflates*"


 * "Uh-huh... Aaaand? And and and?!"
 * When building a flower wagon for Aerith, you can get parts for 2 extra ones: the second one is an improvement on the initial one, but the third one, which is built mostly out of Shinra parts, resembles an unholy mixture of a pram and a hot rod: when Aerith takes it for a spin, she's first confronted by Shinra scientist who wants to buy it for 10,000 Gil and turn it into a weapon (which Aerith actually briefly considers because she's poor) and then a group of Shinra soldiers that take it for a rogue robot and prepare to destroy it.