John Doe/Funny

"John: I'm not hysterical - there's something wrong with me!
 * Just about all of Detective Hayes' wise-cracks are crowning moments of funny.
 * I always liked this line from the episode "John Deux".

Dr. Arrogant: Well, I'm certainly not going to argue that."

"Frank: Don't you know anything about kids?
 * Yeah John, you kinda walked straight into that one.
 * Digger, just Digger.
 * I liked it when he told John he should start wearing a cape and some tights.
 * "There are 342,204 inactive social security numbers allocated to dead or missing persons. So, I had my pick of names." So naturally... he picks John Doe.
 * I liked the scene in "Mind Games" when John realizes that dispite his knowledge of vertually everything else. He knows nothing about kids.

John: Yeah, the average ten-year old male grows 54 point...

Frank: Oh man..."


 * Karen's art projets may qualify, depending on your tastes.