Lunar: The Silver Star/Funny

"Nall: "Nash... you suck.""
 * The scene where Kyle takes on monsters while wearing a ugly and unconvincing Wholesome Crossdresser disguise, trying to make his voice sound feminine and spouting stock damsel-in-distress phrases.
 * The scene where you first find the white dragon and ask for a diamond only for him to comment when you leave; 'Why humans are so interested in my leavings I'll never know."
 * From Silver Star Story Complete:

"Nash: Do you think stuffing blades of grass in my ears will help to stop the bleeding?
 * The group's conversation upon entering Lyton and hearing the terrible music that's playing.

Kyle: What are you guys talking about? This music's great! In fact, I'm gonna sing along! *belch*

Nall: Thanks, Kyle, now my ears AND my nose hurt."

"Jessica: Wow, Kyle. I had no idea you were such a talented thespian!
 * Kyle drops this gem late in the game, when Zenobia captures Jessica and Mia and Kyle tricks her into releasing them.

Kyle: Thespian? Aren't I the wrong gender for that, Jess?"