Badass Mustache/Quotes

"If you can look at this picture and tell me that this isn't one of the sweetest photos of a dude with a 'stache that you've ever seen, then you obviously need to learn a little something about facial hair and being awesome."

- Badass of the Week, on Fridtjof Nansen

"This mustache proves I'm great!"

- Mung Daal, Chowder

""Rugged. Self-assured. Adult. These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache.""

- The Tick

"Just leave right now and you won't have to face the awesome wrath of our mustaches."

- SpongeBob SquarePants

"Mustache powers... ACTIVATE!"

- Graystache, The Simpsons

"“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two-inch-style oscillating knife blade.”"

- Everything you need to know about Ron F***ing Swanson