Crying Wolf/Laconic

No one believes a liar, even when he's telling the truth.

"Visit unabridged version HERE

Ha! fooled you! The real unabridged version is HERE

Got you again! It's actually HERE

Oh man, that just doesn't get old. Okay, HERE it is

Ha ha ha! Okay, okay, seriously. It's HERE

No, really that was it

What, don't you trust me?"