Archive Panic/Quotes

"Dave: You know, if you're really jonesing for sci-fi, you could just watch...

Greg: No, just stop there. You are not going to get me to watch Doctor Who, so just give up now.

Dave: Come on, dude. It's a great show, and it's right up your alley, really.

Greg: Yeah, you and everyone else says that, but it's not going to change my mind on the subject.

Dave: So you're just being ridiculous.

Greg: No, I'm being smart, Dave. When I commit to watching a new TV show, I can't just jump in willy-nilly into an episode right into the middle. I have to start from the very beginning, and work my way through the episodes one by one... and there are TWENTY SIX seasons of Doctor Who.

Dave: So it's out of self-preservation, then.

Greg: Exactly. I can't watch Doctor Who because I have a functioning survival instinct."

- Real Life Comics, 2011-05-11

""I still have never seen a Doctor Who episode. Where do I start?"

"Blimey, Tyler - that's a bit like saying "I've never eaten any food. Where do I start?"""

- Exchange with Alastair Reynolds, blog thread