Matlock/YMMV


 * Damsel Scrappy: Charlene
 * Ear Worm: The theme
 * Narm Charm: If Any Griffith doesn't reel you in, the Ham and Cheese acting and 1980's fashion will.
 * So Bad It's Good
 * Just pretend that you're a lawyer for the prosecution when you watch this. Then call out "Objection!" every time that a real prosecutor would during Matlock's questioning of witnesses. It will make you hoarse.