Belgariad/Drinking Game

Drinking game for Belgariad:


 * Go ahead. Take a drink every time someone does something "bleakly". Or is bemused, or has a "sardonic" tone or expression.
 * In the Malloreon, "with aplomb" appears enough times to get one drunk on even the mildest of beverages.
 * Take a sip whenever Silk says something sarcastic.
 * Take a sip whenever Garion says "Why me?"
 * Take two sips whenever Polgara makes porridge.
 * Chug your drink if Silk shows disdain for it.
 * Finish your drink if he refers to it as gruel.
 * Take a sip whenever an Arend suggests doing something stupid
 * Take two sips if it's something impossible
 * Finish your drink if it actually makes sense.
 * Take a sip whenever a character is brainwashed by the enemy.
 * Take two if it's Ce'Nedra.
 * Take a sip whenever the orb is compared to a small child or animal.
 * Take a sip whenever Ye Olde Butchered English is used.
 * Finish your drink if it isn't an Arend.
 * Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra and Garion get into an argument.
 * Chug if Garion wins.
 * Take a sip whenever Polgara and Belgarath get into an argument.
 * Chug whenever Belgarath wins.
 * Take a sip whenever Liselle and Silk get into an argument.
 * Chug whenever Silk wins.
 * Finish your drink and drink an entire bottle of vodka if a man ever wins an argument against a woman.
 * Take a sip whenever Beldin is compared, in appearance, to a troll.
 * Take two sips whenever Barak turns into a bear.
 * Take three if he angsts about it.
 * Finish your drink whenever Relg goes on a rant about women.
 * Take a sip whenever Zakath appears with his kitties.