Star Trek: New Frontier/Funny

""Are you men?! Or are you dogs?!"
 * The leader of the Dogs of War berates his warriors for their fear and supposed cowardice:

""Will he be needing someone to reattach it?""
 * Soleta responding to Shelby's overheard comment that Calhoun "broke it off":

""I'm in even more trouble than I was before, aren't I?""
 * Janos in Stone and Anvil, after his second :

""Things tend to get broken. Heads, backs, necks...""
 * Soleta's rapidly growing frustration with everyone coming to her for romantic advice culminating with snapping at Lefler in a most un-Vulcan manner.
 * Calhoun asking Picard if he brought an attractive, naked blonde women with him to Xenex.
 * Zak explaining why he doesn't get angry.

"Morgan: A Level 3 diagnostic is like a gynecological exam from head to toe.
 * The following exchange:

Soleta: (raising hand) Captain, requesting permission to forget what I just heard.

Calhoun: Granted, and I'll be following you."