The Magnetic Fields

The Magnetic Fields is an indie pop band fronted by Stephin Merritt. Their best known work is the 1999 triple Concept Album 69 Love Songs. Merritt's lyrics are often sarcastic, bitter, and humorous.

The Magnetic Fields provides examples of the following tropes:
"''I gaze into your eyes of blue
 * Anchored Ship: Played for Laughs in the song "The One You Really Love":

But their beauty is not for me

You're thinking of someone who's gone

You're dreaming of the one you really love

You're dreaming of...the corpse you really love!''"

"''You won't be happy with me,
 * Anti-Love Song: Over two-thirds of 69 Love Songs falls into this trope, with titles like "How Fucking Romantic," "Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits," "A Chicken With Its Head Cut Off," and "The Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be." And that's just the first disc!
 * Hell, most of Merritt's entire discography falls into this.
 * Also occasionally subverted into actual love songs, as with "Papa Was A Rodeo."
 * Their debut single, "100,000 Fireflies" is a weird kind of subversion of this trope, being at once an earnest expression of love and something much darker:

But give me one more chance.

You won't be happy anyway.''"


 * Ax Crazy: Merritt seems to be fond of this. Such characters appear in Yeah! Oh Yeah, Your Girlfriend's Face and California Girls (the latter with an actual ax).
 * Attractive Bent Gender: The entire point of the song "Andrew In Drag".
 * Busby Berkeley Number: "Busby Berkeley Dreams"
 * Concept Album: 69 Love Songs is Exactly What It Says on the Tin; all the songs on i start with "I."
 * Distortion is, well, distorted, and Realism uses real acoustic instruments. Apparently he named the albums after the thing people were most likely to complain about.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Hooooooo boy.
 * Drunken Song: "Too Drunk to Dream"
 * Gender Blender Name: "Mike" in "Papa Was A Rodeo" is a woman.
 * Genre Roulette: 69 Love Songs contains nearly every genre of love song you can care to name.
 * I Am the Band: Stephin Merritt. Although there are other recurring members, such as Daniel Handler, the real life identity of Lemony Snicket. Merritt's other band, The Gothic Archies, released an album of songs about A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Drummer/vocalist/business manager Claudia Gonson is the non-Merritt musician who's had the most staying power.
 * The band is indeed dominated by Merritt's personality, and they've recorded barely any songs not authored by him. However, Merritt doesn't sing a word on the first two albums and only does about a third of the vocals in concert these days, the rest alternating between Claudia Gonson and Shirley Simms.
 * I Love the Dead: Zombie Boy
 * Instructional Title: How to Say Goodbye
 * Intercourse with You: "Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits" and "Three-Way" are less that subtle examples.
 * Last-Second Word Swap: Two from "Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long": "you scare me out of my wits when you do that shiht-zu" and "I don't care what you fock-shounds do."
 * Love Is a Drug: The entirety of the lyrics of "Love Is Like A Bottle Of Gin".
 * Metaphorgotten: "A Pretty Girl Is Like..." keeps getting its similes mixed up until it finally concludes that a pretty girl is like... a pretty girl.
 * Lyrical Dissonance: A staple of much of Merritt's songwriting. He's even said he does this on purpose so the songs can fit whatever what mood you're in, depending on whether you listen to the tune or the lyrics.
 * The Original Changes The Gender: Merritt frequently writes from both male, female, gay and straight perspectives, and with both male and female singers in the band happy to sing from either perspective... let's just say it never gets boring.
 * New Sound Album: The albums following 69 Love Songs did away with signature synthesizers and ventured into various new styles, with mixed approval.
 * Rhetorical Question Blunder: "Yeah! Oh, Yeah!"
 * Shout-Out: "Suddenly There Is A Tidal Wave" says, "We must have been the butt of all the jokes in the world/For trying to live like Pippi Longstocking."
 * Straight Gay: Stephin Merritt again.
 * Triang Relations: Love triangles are a common feature, but I'd Go Anywhere With Hugh is a rare type two song.