Chest Monster (fanfic)

Chest Monster is a Harry Potter / True Blood Crack Fic that tells the adventures of Harry's chest monster after he leaves the boy's body. The monster travels throughout England until finally arriving to America, where he ends up in the chest of a very horny Jessica Hamby. When Harry notices its absence, he will do whatever it takes to find it.

Written by Lily Morgan.


 * Acceptable Breaks From Reality. Some plot devices don't make much sense, but it's okay 'cause it's funny Crack Fic.
 * America Saves the Day. Parodied.
 * Amulet of Concentrated Awesome. The chest monster, for Harry.
 * Crack Fic
 * Crossover
 * Foreign People Are Sexy..
 * Identical Stranger. Ginny and Jessica.
 * Interspecies Romance., though not exactly a romance.
 * Kiss of the Vampire.
 * Lampshaded Double Entendre. The monster talks like this all the time.
 * Lust. Parodied.
 * Not Safe for Work. Obviously.
 * Quest for Sex. Jessica. And Harry, but that's because.
 * Rule of Sexy. Specially applied to.
 * Squick., for some.
 * Vampires Are Sex Gods.
 * You Will Know What to Do. Ron.