Crazy Awesome/Quotes

""Some may never live, but the crazy never die.""

- Hunter S. Thompson

"Thief: Huh. This is pretty cool.

Black Mage: Wah?! When did you get a class change?

Thief: Hm? Oh, I stole it. From the future."

- Eight Bit Theater

""Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fuelled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will only catch a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.""

- Tycho, Penny Arcade

""There's this guy we know got himself some power by doing something crazy - we're just waiting to see what he does next.""

- Dayakka, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, on Kamina

"''"I've codified the five different types of pillow fights:

Man vs Woman: Fun

Woman vs Woman: Awesome

Man vs Man: Gay

Man vs pillow: Crazy

and Pillow vs Pillow: Crazy Awesome"''"

- Demetri Martin

"Jondar: "Is he sane, this 'Doctor'?"

Peri: "Sometimes....""

- Doctor Who

""There's something you better understand about me because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box!""

- The Doctor, Doctor Who

""I just materialised out of thin air in one of your cafes as a result of an argument with a ghost of my great-grandfather. No sooner had I got there than my former self, the one that operated on my brain, popped into my head and said go see Zarniwoop. I have never heard of the cat. That is all I know.”

He winked.

“Mr. Beeblebrox sir,” said the receptionist in awed wonder, “you're so weird you should be in movies.”

“Yeah. And you, baby, should be in real life.”"

- Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

""Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire."'"

- Dan McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

""Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome -- that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have?""

- Demetri Martin on Pillow Fights

"Abner: Are you seriously thinking we should go back -- into a hostile town full of armed soldiers -- to rescue a girl from a madboy's fortress?

Lars: Yes! Yes I am!

Abner: There's a million reasons why that is not going to work.

Dimo (from the roof of a moving wagon where they managed to sneak): Dun vorry. Dere's three reasonz it iz.

Girl Genius, "The circus is sent away""

"Otacon: I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But hearing that story...Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out a tank? That's crazy! You're insane!

Snake: Otacon, is this your idea of a compliment?

Otacon: Yes! You're the toughest, craziest, most hardcore badass on the planet. You're...the shit!"

- Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots

"Valerie Brannigan: (The Doctor)'s completely insane!

Thomas Kincade Brannigan: That, and a bit magnificent!"

- Doctor Who: "Gridlock"

""A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.""

- Telegraph

"There was only one sure thing I knew when starting HS. That was that this thing would go batshit insane in ways I couldn't begin to imagine. In fact, it was practically the mission statement."

- Andrew Hussie, author of MS Paint Adventures' Homestuck

""Sometimes, the only way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman."

"That is a stupid plan!""

- Angry Joe and Linkara regarding, Kickassia