You Can't Thwart Stage One/Quotes

"In the movies, there always has to be a plot twist. That means things always go wrong once before you get to the happy ending!"

- Viewtiful Joe, explaining why the villains are in good shape now.

"No figuring out the plot and killing the actual villain five minutes into the adventure."

- Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG #182

"Cucumber: If the bad guys need these stones to resurrect the Nightmare Knight, then wouldn't it make a lot more sense to get rid of them, and prevent any of this from happening at all?

Cabbage: What? No! What? That's IMPOSSIBLE!

Cucumber: ...But they're right here.

Cabbage: It's boring, then! You don't want to go down as the most boring legendary hero in history, do you?"

- Cucumber Quest