Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)/Funny

"Man 1: "Why don't you grow a pair Johnny?!"
 * The ICPO (wait... ICP... What the-!) meeting.

Guy in the background: "Who's Johnny?"

Man 2: "That's uncalled for. I don't even like pears."

Man 3: "BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER!"

Man 4: "Well he's a fag."

Man 5: "I know."

Man 1: "This is ridiculous. Let's let L solve the case."

Man 5: "Poor guy thinks the alphabet will solve the case.""

"Soichiro: "Get out of here."
 * Later.

Matsuda: "But it's my first time."

Other man: "There's a virgin in here!""


 * In DND: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"