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"Zuko: This is-
 * Ran (a firebender) grumbling about not being an oven before making toast for The Duke.
 * It helps him practice his precision firebending!
 * Hakoda finding out that his mother just got married to Pakku. And then a couple of chapters later, Zuko finding out that his mother is about to get married to Hakoda.
 * The whole scene when Zuko tries to introduce Ursa to everyone, unaware that she and Hakoda are already acquainted is comic gold.

Hakoda: Ursa.

Zuko: ...my...


 * Ursa and Hakoda make out*

Zuko: ...mother. *beat* Wait!"


 * Ursa cooking Fire Nation food for the crew. She tries to warn them...
 * Mai's only line in the fic. "And I thought my family had problems."