Role Association/Film I


 * I Am Number Four: A cursed jerkass meets a pregnant cheerleader while on the run from the guys who attacked his guardian, a slightly sociopathic US Marshal (in a good way).
 * Ice Princess: Georgina Sparks is a dedicated student who wants to be an ice skater, while Claire Bennet is an ice skater who wants to be a dedicated student. Rosalie Mullins and Lt. Valeris are their respective parents.
 * The Ides of March: A Jewish neo-Nazi tries to politically outmaneuver Danny Ocean with help from a schlubby assassin; Truman Capote is also there.
 * Idiocracy: Casey Kelso is a completely average soldier who, along with Rapunzel, gets frozen in sleep for 500 years. When he wakes up, he inadvertently commits a crime and has to be defended by Crosby Braverman. Later, Julius begs him to save the world.
 * I Know Who Killed Me: In this truly awful film, Cady Heron is a teen prodigy who vanishes, and when her parents Lt. Hawk and Guinevere finally find her, she thinks she's actually a sleazy stripper. Or does she...
 * I Love You Phillip Morris (currently seeking a distrubutor): Ace Ventura falls in love with Young Obi-Wan Kenobi while the two are in prison. Based on a True Story.
 * I Robot: Agent Jay searches for the killer of Farmer Hoggett, who he believes to be a starship pilot, with help from Sam Witwicky.* I'm Not There: Batman and the Joker are the same person. So are Queen Elizabeth the First, Keith Richards, Billy Flynn and some black kid. This person hangs out with Tobias Funke and gets investigated by Christopher Pike.
 * The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus: Captain Von Trapp has a strange effect on the Joker who, due to a tragic case of Actor Existance Failure is also a pirate, a robot, and a hitman. Renfield is Satan; Mini-Me also have something to do with this; Franchise Reboot Spider Man is also involved.
 * In Bruges: Hitmen Bullseye and Mad Eye Moody botch a hit and cool their heels in Bruges, waiting for a call from their boss, Amon Goth.
 * Their boss is also Voldemort, adding a layer of meaning to
 * Inception: Ras Al-Gul hires dream thief Jack (whose father in law happened to be a thief in his younger days and is currently a rich man's butler) to break into the Kitten's head after her father, the weird guy who gave James all those crocodile tongues dies. Helping him are Juno, Tommy, Bane and Dr. Max Patel, while his crazy dead wife Edith Piaf stalks him through his dreams.
 * The Incredible Hulk: The Unreliable Narrator from Fight Club (privously a hammerhead shark)is Star-Crossed Lovers with his beloved Arwen (previously Alicia Nash). He gets a little help from the "therapist" from Holes while being menaced by Mr Orange and the leader of The Village.
 * Independence Day (* Inhales* ): The Fly discovers the signal that aliens are using to coordinate their attack and tries to warn his friend, a manly Chinese soldier. He and his dad, a retired Taxi driver, head to Washington DC to warn the his girlfriend and President Lonestar, whose daughter is Katara. Meanwhile Agent Jay is a fighter pilot called to action along with his best friend, a scrapyard owner/artist. After his entire squadron is destroyed, Jay captures an alien and is rescued by another pilot who had some dealings with a pair of gay cowboys in the '60s. Jay's girlfriend Vernita Green survives the alien attack and runs into First Lady Laura Roslin. They all converge at Area 51, where they meet the very eccentric Dr. Data and Major Jayne Cobb.
 * ''Indiana Jones series:
 * Raiders of the Lost Ark: Han Solo is an Adventure Archaeologist who is recruited by U.S. government agent Porkins to retrieve the titular artifact before the Nazis, who have recruited Han's longtime rival Ivan Ooze. To do so, he has to call on his old girlfriend Katy and old friend Gimli for help. Also stars Coleman as a colleague of Han's, and Doc Ock as a treacherous guide.
 * The Last Crusade: Han Solo and his father, James Bond, find the Holy Grail.
 * They're also being helped by Gimli and are opposed by General Veers while his comrade Admiral Ozzel decides he should be HITLER!
 * Best movie ever?
 * Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Han Solo discovers a hidden civilization with help from Chancellor Sutler and Sam Witwicky, while being betrayed by Beowulf and menaced by Galadriel.
 * The Informant!: Jason Bourne is a whistle blower who quickly finds himself in over his head not only with government agents Captain Archer and Jeff Winger, but with his wife Pauline Reiper/Parker. Things get worse when Justice Department higher-ups Chef Remy and Brother Krabs uncover . With a cameo by Livingston Dell.
 * Inglourious Basterds: Tyler Durden leads a group of soldiers on a mission to slaughter as many of Those Wacky Nazis as possible in a film directed by Mr. Brown. Helen of Troy is a member of La Résistance. Oh, and the director of the Hostel movies (and his parents!) and Ryan the Temp are part of Tyler Durden's group of soldiers. And Austin Powers is a British General. With special appearances by the voices of Mr. White and Mace Windu as a Narrator.
 * Inspector Gadget: Simba is a security guard at a robotics company run by Joy Stark and her dad Constable Odo. He gets seriously injured trying to catch the bad guys, and loads of gadgets are built into his body. With help from his niece Dawn Summers, he sets out to stop Prince Charming (who is aided by Nuka) who wants to Take Over the World using robots.
 * Into the Blue: Brian O'Conner and the Dark Angel go diving for sunken treasure off the Bahamas with his friend Turk Malloy and Turk's ladyfriend The Huntress, but come across a load of drugs which Thomas Cromwell and a Goonie want bad. Violence and Fan Service ensue.
 * The Invention of Lying: In a World where lying has never been invented (as well as meaningful art and storytelling; religion is nonexistant) David Brent discovers the ability to lie and uses it to impress his crush, Sydney Bristow. Liz Lemon is Brent's secretary.
 * Invictus: God uses Jason Bourne and his rugby team to reunite South Africa. Directed by Dirty Harry.
 * The Iron Lady: Felicity Fox is married to both Horace Butterman and the British government.
 * Iron Man: Sherlock Holmes is a Howard Hughes-esqe Gadgeteer Genius; a heavyset woman is his Hypercompetent Sidekick; a rapping pimp (soon to be replaced by a thief/bomb expert/motorcycle stunt driver, the last one also named Rhodes) is his Air Force liaison; a NASCAR driver's wife is a reporter, and a bowling, surfing penguin is his vice-president/close family friend.
 * The sequel: Mary Bolelyn is the Detective's new redheaded assistant; The Wrestler is a scary Russian dude who teams up with the Complete Monster from The Green Mile, who wants to be the next Tony Stark. And Shari Rothenberg hauls him up before the Arms Services Committee
 * In a post-credit scene in the first film, and several scenes in the sequel, Mace Windu stops by to pester Sherlock.
 * The Island: Young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Mary Boleyn are clones of themselves who run away (with the help of Mr. Pink) from a massive clone facility run by Boromir.
 * It's Complicated: The fantastic Mrs. Fox is having an affair with her ex-husband Jack Donaghy while building a relationship with Inspector Clouseau 2.0. Mrs. Fox's son-in-law JD is caught in the middle.
 * The Italian Job remake: A lost astronaut teams up with Eileen Wournos, Oz, The Juggernaut, and Ford Prefect to avenge their fallen comrade Mr. Bennett, killed by the Dirty Coward The Incredible Hulk 2.0.