Caught with Your Pants Down/Quotes

"Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate."

- LOLcats

"<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert

<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating

<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?

<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world..."

- bash.org

"Gabe: You have a webcam that watches the living room?

Tycho: Yeah.

Gabe: Does it watch the living room on... on Thursdays?

Tycho: Pretty much 24-7.

Gabe: I watch... I watch TV in there on Thursdays.

Tycho: I know all about what you do on Thursdays. That's why I put a towel down before I sit on the couch."

- Penny Arcade, "Somewhat Unpleasant"