Potter Puppet Pals/Funny

"Harry: (holds wand against head like a gun) Well... Avada Kedavra!"
 * Cool Ron in "The Vortex"
 * Harry in "Wizard Angst" banging his head against the wall repeating "Angst... angst... angst..."
 * "What. Is this. Rumpus?!"
 * "Ron invaded my personal bubble".
 * "Voldemort. Voldemort. Ooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!" * da da da da da...dum...*
 * "Look! It's a giant furry mattress! May I jump on it?" "Yes, do as you wish, you diseased child."
 * Hagrid's song in the same episode.
 * "It's naked time!"
 * "I mean everything I've ever said, ever. Because I'm. Harry. Potter." *cue lightning strike*
 * "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape..." "DUMBLEDORE!"
 * Heerrrmione!!!!!!!!!!
 * I've found the source of the mysterious ticking noise!
 * BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!
 * The Elder Swear.
 * Her you go: Your mother is a ____ing_____lorem ipsum___admittum venium____tragula____hippopota­mos____republican____ing Daniel Radcliffe____with a bucket of_____in a castle far away where no-one﻿ can hear you____soup____with a bucket of t____mickey mouse____a stick of dynamite____magical____ALAKAZA­M!!!
 * "I asked her to dance, she asked me to die."
 * "Would that I could, Lily... would that I could..." "My mum was awesome!"
 * "I hope you find your button, Snape." "So do I orange one, so do I." "... I like buttons!"
 * The main trio's reaction to Snape's new mustache in "Mustache Buddies".
 * "Does it feel NICE, Ron?! I bet it feels NICE."
 * The way they say "NO" to a Draco Malfoy puppet.
 * Draco likes fire...
 * "Dear Mr. and Mrs. my parants."
 * "Your grandmother is a blast-ended skank!"
 * Harry realizing that Ron and Ginny look exactly like each other in "Ginny" after Ginny gets a haircut.
 * Harry realizing that Ron and Ginny look exactly like each other in "Ginny" after Ginny gets a haircut.

"Walk in circles! Walk in circles! Walk in circles 'round the birthday boy!"
 * Dobby's Sock!
 * From "Neville's Birthday": "What the slash-fic?" Also, naked!Dumbledore popping out of Neville's cake.
 * CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOOOUUTHS!!
 * Neville guilt-tripping Harry and friends into playing "Walk in Circles", plus the part where they succumb.

"Harry: "The cake is tainted. Literally tainted.""
 * What? No love for Neville EXPLODING?
 * "He just wanted to be your friend, and you exploded him."
 * Drunk Snape.
 * In "School is for Losers", Harry punches Snape with an actual human fist, and proceeds to play saxophone before the background changes and displays "Harry Potter is awesome".
 * Pretty much anything that comes out of Hagrid's mouth.
 * "I still keep mah placenta in da shack."
 * "Got 'em a dead pig."
 * Cedric... the foot.
 * Neville's birthday cake. Thanks Dumbledore.


 * "Someone BEAT ME UP and RANSACKED my room!"