Kill Sat/Trope Co



Need 1000 evil aliens destroyed in an instant? Want some good old fashioned overkill on that bully from grade school? Look no further than the Kill Sat by Trope Co!

Here at Trope Co, our elite fleet of personal KILL SATs are reserved for you, the troper! Buy the Kill Sat frequency kit and follow the instructions to shower doom upon your enemies today for only $999.99* ! AND if you place an order on our website, we'll double the offer FREE!**

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* Does not allow more than 4 uses per year. ** Double offer is not free.

Do not stand in beam, do not stare at beam, do not attempt to eat beam. All actions only result in a hilarious death. Exposure of Kill Sat to teenagers with godlike powers may void warranty.