Fletch/Funny

"Fletch: Can I borrow your towel? My car hit a water buffalo."
 * From the first film, Fletch encounters the sexy Gail wearing nothing but a towel.

"Secretary: Sugar, Mr. Poon?
 * Pretty much anytime Fletch opens his mouth EVER. He has such great one-liners.
 * MoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooon river!
 * Posing as a bureaucrat in an exec's office and being offered coffee.

Fletch: No. No. Never."


 * His roller-skating-swami getup.