Ridiculous Procrastinator/Quotes

"Peter: Well, I probably should get started on my book report. Oh, what the heck. There's always tomorrow.

Paige: Isn't it due tomorrow?

Peter: Yeah, but there's still Monday morning.

Paige: My brother, the Eviel Knievel of homework.

Peter: I guess I'll need a book. How late's the library open?"

- FoxTrot

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

- Douglas Adams

"Procrastination is the thief of time."

- Edward Young