Chuck/Funny

"Casey: That's what I call moving some merchandise."
 * Chuck's phone playing Any Way You Want It by Journey at a crucial, life-threatening moment.
 * Any time Casey shares a scene with Ronald Reagan's photograph.
 * Combining CMoF with CMoA would be Casey taking down an enemy spy with a FLYING MICROWAVE TO THE HEAD in "Chuck Versus the Tango."

"Casey: You're a good person Chuck, and I respect that, but I've got a job to do now take that before I shove it down your throat!
 * The entire sequence in "Chuck Versus the Truth" with the Truth Serum which will slowly kill them, right after they get a single dose of the antidote.

Chuck: Okay. Okay, fine. Fine. I'll do it.

Sarah: Thank you.

Chuck: I'll pretend to agree to take it and then I'll run like hell to my sister's room and make her take it! Why did I just say that out loud?

Sarah: It's the poison. It makes you tell the truth.

Casey: You do that and I'll give chase, put a gun to your head and threaten to pull the trigger if you don't.

Chuck: Would you really shoot me?

Casey: No."

"Chuck: Eugh! Not Pretty! Ugly..."
 * It only gets better as the episode goes on.

"Chuck: Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself."
 * Let's not forget:

"Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything unusual today?
 * And when Ellie has been poisoned:

Ellie: (beat) ...Words taste like peaches."

"Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.
 * Not to mention much of the sequence where they were infected with the serum was set to 'Toxic' by Britney Spears.
 * Casey going undercover at Sarah Jenny's High School Reunion as the DJ, and dancing to MMMBop by Hanson.
 * Sarah tells Chuck she has personal plans for the evening in "Chuck Versus the DeLorean." Chuck follows her to find out what's going on. Sarah reveals that she has set up a program designed specifically to sound an alarm on her phone if Chuck decides to stalks her.
 * Chuck trying to get a message to Casey at Thanksgiving dinner:

Morgan: Wow, Chuck, that was... dark.

Awesome: And specific."

"Casey: Choir boy. [even more baffled looks] What? I wasn't hatched."
 * When Casey gets bemused looks after he is able to produce a high C on demand:

"Chuck: Wow, Beckman is tiny."
 * Three simple words from "Chuck Versus the Gravitron:" "Unleash the Casey."
 * From the same episode, Big Mike defending his Buy More on Thanksgiving.
 * General Beckman visits Los Angeles and Chuck's apartment complex for the first time since the series has started, and the first thing he notes about her:

"Ellie: Oh, my God! You were attacked by a BEAR!
 * The absurdly sexy gun-cleaning scene from "Chuck Versus the Broken Heart," complete with lustful looks, pipe-cleaners sliding into barrels, slowly screwing on the silencer... I'll be in my bunk.
 * Casey and Alex: "I dream of killing that man".
 * Casey in "Chuck Versus the Angel de la Muerte," loopy on anesthesia. He goes from a very gruff, angry, "No! No!" to a giggly, touchy-feely, "Ooooh!" in .02 seconds. And upon awakening, his first words are a smiley, "Heh, hey Chucky..."
 * In "Chuck Versus Operation Awesome," Chuck discovers exactly how awesome Awesome is not at lying, culminating in:

Chuck: (makes "cut" motions with his hand at his neck, meaning "stop talking")

Awesome: YEAH! And I j... I... cut off its head!

Chuck: (quietly facepalms)

Awesome: Yeah, babe, I...I had to decapitate the bear. ...In self defense! ...In order to survive! I'm just...glad you weren't there to see it. It was really grisly."

""I must caution you that allowing your private life to interfere with your professional one can be dangerous... but off the record, it's about damn time." (click)"
 * Again from "Operation Awesome": The scene with gay security guard Julius in which Devon is Mistaken for Gay.
 * General Beckman's reaction to the Relationship Upgrade:

"Kid: I don't wanna be an astronaut anymore, Mommy. I wanna work at the Buy More.
 * Shaw's deadpan "Muhaha" in "Chuck Versus the Ring, Part II."
 * And then Chuck gets to do it back to him.
 * In "Chuck Versus the Suitcase," Morgan's presentation about how the new Buy More is too efficiently run, in the form of a monologue as he strolls through the Buy More as he attempts to cause chaos, . It helps when one of the new Buy More employees is The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.

Greta: First you have to finish school, little man."

"Lester: We are not the boys you are looking for.
 * Jeff & Lester's first scene in season 4 has several within three minutes.
 * Lester running a Jedi Mind Trick on Morgan.

Morgan: These are not the boys we are lo-- Hey, cut it out!"

"Chuck: Old people! Black licorice! Man feet! OTTERS!"
 * Lester protesting that people have been following them for months after, and Casey asking how Lester knows that they weren't just driving behind them.
 * Lester coming to the assumption that they need Jeff & Lester, so starts demanding a pay rise, the company car & over privileges. Casey promptly shoots him with a tranq gun & Lester drops like a rock, before Casey tries tranqing Jeff... And nothing happens, although Jeff remarks "I think my water just broke", leading to the disgusted Casey firing more tranq darts at Jeff, waiting for Jeff to fall over, before firing more tranq darts. When Jeff remains standing, Morgan just puffs on him & he falls over.
 * The "Aisle of Terror" in the episode of the same name:
 * To start with, it was designed by JEFF AND LESTER, using the results of a study Jeff was once in, involving things even the most deranged, fearless lunatics are afraid of. However, while the most deranged, fearless lunatics may be afraid of everything being shown, for your everyday person it's a list of things that may or may not kinda be disturbing.
 * Bonus points go to the oh-so terrifying baby in a snail costume and Chuck's high-pitched, half-terrified/half-adoring voice during the sequence.

"Chuck: No! General Beckman
 * In "Chuck Versus The Fear Of Death," pretty much any scene where Lester and Jeff are stalking Greta, or Greta has to whip out her knife.
 * In "Chuck Versus the Leftovers," the first time Volkoff discovers and immediately goes from trying to kill him to wanting to go to Thanksgiving Dinner with him. This just gets better as, a couple of scenes later, Volkoff is playing Charades (and making strange motions, including galloping and dancing), complete with slow motion and "In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing in the background.
 * How can you not laugh at Volkoff kissing Chuck and Chuck's face?
 * In "Chuck Versus the Push Mix", Volkoff describing his personal boat, or in his terms, his "floating fortress of fun". It comes equipped with anti-air missiles and an old-fashioned ice cream parlor!
 * The first time we see Team Bartowski in "Chuck Versus the Seduction Impossible" is a POV shot from baby Clara with everyone standing over her crib making gooey faces. When Clara starts crying, Casey proclaims "I'm outta here" and makes towards the kitchen. There's also his hilarious reaction to mistakenly believing Alex is pregnant, and Chuck, Sarah and Casey desperately realising they need a mission when the rest of the Bartowski family start planning Chuck and Sarah's wedding.
 * In addition to being a scene which probably kicked a few teenage boys into puberty, Sarah's belly-dance seduction becomes hilarious the moment Chuck realizes he's falling for the same seduction techniques he's attempting to use himself.
 * Roan Montgomery telling Chuck about his past relationship with Beckman.

Roan: It was The Eighties.."

"Chuck: I'm so glad you found a dress, that's awesome, and I bet you look gorgeous in it—DON'T BE A HERO, MY FRIEND, I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE!"
 * Beckman
 * Casey trying to seduce the female guard, and everyone's negativity at the idea..
 * Chuck and Sarah discussing wedding plans while robbing "The First Bank of Evil" from the eponymous episode.

"Sarah: Chuck? Are you about to disarm a nuclear bomb using fruit juice?!"
 * From "Chuck Versus the A-Team:"

"Are we in a bathroom?
 * The best part of it is probably Sarah's unhesitating acceptance of this when Chuck confirms it.
 * Somali pirates gambling on Uno in "Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff."
 * Sarah attempting to imitate Chuck's flash-face in "Chuck Versus the Wedding Planner." It has to be seen to be believed.
 * Chuck and Morgan humming and air drumming the Imperial March to get Morgan psyched up before a mission.
 * Chuck and Morgan kidnap someone and take them to the apartment.

No! This is Hell!"

"Casey: I served my country with honor. Please... let me die with dignity!"
 * Chuck in "Chuck vs. The Ex".

"Vincent: We detected a computer signal similar to the one Orion used in Hong Kong. We've traced it to a retail store in Burbank, California.
 * Even the RING had it's moments.

RING Elder: Is it a Buy More?

Vincent: Yes. Would you like me to pick something up for you?"

"Morgan, you had better have extra twinkle lights. I want this place to look magical. MAGICAL!"
 * Volkoff just has too many of them.
 *  "I-I know that if you use those tweezers on those rather large hairs in your nostrils it would work wonders. I mean, when was the last time a man expressed...interest in you, hmm? Be honest." 
 *  "No, no, no no, no! Please, stop! Stop, stop! I'll tell you everything you want. No, don't! My home address is 17 Tally Place. My dog's name is Kipper. And I had my first sexual experience watching Lawrence of Arabia. I'm not proud of it. I...I came from a broken home." 
 *  "Oh cool, a tiny weapons standoff!" 
 * Trying to toss a knife to Chuck on board a plane, but ends up accidentally skewering a mook in the back.
 *  "Yeah, it's just, it's so thrilling. It reminds me of that great episode of Alias. I loved that show!" 
 *  "Kids love me!" 
 * Charades.
 * Line-cutting in his prison cafeteria.
 * Threatening a pirate with a knife, only for ten seconds later, he ends up apologizing to said pirate, followed by rapid bouts of hugging and kissing. Pirate has a silent freak out.
 * Ellie showing her inner Wedding Planner-Zilla.

"Casey: I'll be in the dumpster.
 * Chuck vs. The Gravitron when he was pinched by Casey for making kissy noises on the phone.
 * "Chuck vs. The Couch Lock"
 * A drugged Casey accidentally calling Jeff for help.

Jeff: Don't worry I know that dumpster."

"Chuck (on the phone): They put it on a what? No, don't shoot it!"
 * The bad guys putting Casey's tracking device on a cat.

"(In a deadpan tone) "Oh my God, this guy just exposed himself to a woman on the Super Shuttle"."
 * Chuck and Morgan at a stripper pole dance class thing in "Chuck vs. the Leftovers". Morgan's a little too good at the pole.
 * The woman who talks on her cellphone in "Chuck vs. The Wedding Planner".

"Jeff: Stalkers log. Stalkie is getting in a gray van with another male possibly for a sexual encounter. Both men are physically fit. Should be lively.
 * Jeff and Lester stalk Shaw.

Lester: Don't make me be afraid to be alone with you."

"You can't expect to move into the forest and then complain that the wildlife make too much noise. It's beautiful and natural, and frequent."
 * The pilot had the one where Sarah dressed as a burglar tries to steal Chuck's computer. Morgan throws stuff at her but she keeps deflecting them and hits Chuck.
 * Riley reading Volkoff's will to Vivian in a faux-British accent.
 * "In a World filled with awkward Chuck and Sarah moments, comes a moment so awkward".
 * In "Chuck Versus the Frosted Tips", we have Chuck resorting to pulling down Morgan's pants, to allow Sarah to tranquilize him.
 * Also in the same episode, Casey & Gertrude's hot 'slap slap kiss' fight, which ends in Casey raising his gun barrel in a haunting way in front of Gertrude's face. While she's in handcuffs.
 * There's also Sane!Jeff having none of Lester's usual shenanigans and refusing to go along with it.
 * Big Mike's response to Morgan's complaint that he and Mrs. Grimes are too loud during sex.

"(to his tape recorder) "I have observed the following Buy More violations: Misappropriation of the Home Theater room, consumption of alcohol after hours and lewd use of a musical montage.""
 * "Chuck vs Tom Sawyer" (funniest episode ever) has a few such as Emmett seeing Chuck and Jeff hanging out

"Jeff: "Wassup, ladies? (to Chuck) You take the brunette. I'm gonna take a crack at the blond""
 * Later Chuck had to stash Jeff at his apartment, much to Ellie and Sarah's chagrin.

"Chuck: (to Jeff) "Wild night, huh? We drunk, you got smashed, we just watched and it was very awkward.""
 * Then the morning after.

"Chuck: "Who was the president of the high school audio/visual club? Who was a roadie for Mamma Mia for 4 straight summers? Who owns his own smoking machine?"
 * Chuck persuades Morgan to help.

Morgan: "I do, okay? Jeff is a loser, dude"."

"Sarah: Do you know how many skimpy outfits I have had to put on for this team? Did you hear me complain when I had to put on a catsuit, or a seven-inch platform high-heels, or a belly-dancing outfit?
 * "Chuck Versus the Kept Man" provides a good number of them.
 * First off is Sarah lampshading her position as Ms. Fanservice.

Casey: (opens mouth to respond, then realizes:) ...Belly-dancing? (quirks head)

Sarah: ...okay, that was private."

"Verbanski: (offscreen) You've been a naughty, naughty colonel.
 * Shortly thereafter, Sarah encounters a Primal Scene that...well:

(a spank, followed by Casey grunting, as Sarah looks queasy and rushes out the door)

Chuck: (catching up with Sarah) Sarah, what's wrong?

Sarah: Everything. It's all wrong."


 * All of Verbaski's brazen ways of seducing Casey.

"Casey: I'm never getting out of this place."
 * "Chuck Versus Bo", the whole scene of Intersect!Morgan partying. It starts off with him arriving at a cabin and annnouncing to everyone there: "WHO WANTS TO PARTY WITH THE FRICKING INTERSECT!"
 * Every scene involving the Vail Buy More, as we see that there's a group eerily similar to the Burbank Buy Morons.
 * Casey, in general, once again brings the laughs, especially with his reaction upon having to go to the Vail Buy More to complete the final mission.

"Sarah: So there's a out there somewhere.
 * The discussion of Retirony

Casey: Guess we're not retired after all.

Sarah: Well, it doesn't change the plan. It just means we have one last mission.

Morgan: What?!

Chuck: Nooooooo!

Casey: My God, Walker.

Sarah: What?

Chuck: Things never turn out well when you say "one last mission!"

Sarah: Is this because of some stupid movie?

Chuck & Morgan: YES.

Casey: You never say "one last mission."

Chuck: Never!"

"Casey: Your country needs you!
 * While "Chuck Versus the Bullet Train" is a certifiable Moment of Awesome, it's got it's hilarious moments too.

[Beat]"

"Devon: Grandma, what did we say about guns around baby Clara?
 * While "Chuck Versus Sarah" is more of a dramatic (and quite frankly, dark) episode, something has to be said about Morgan fooling around with an invisibility cloak that he stumbles upon while the Carmichael team infiltrates the DARPA building.
 * As to be expected, the Grand Finale "Chuck Versus the Goodbye" has it's moments.
 * Captain Awesome covering Clara's eyes the moment he realises Grandma Frost has a gun out.

[Frost lowers her gun]

Frost: That it's a no-no. I'm sorry!"

"Casey: [Deadpan] We're doomed."
 * get to be the Big Damn Heroes . Especially Beckman's WTF look to Casey.

""What happened to you two?"
 * Chuck screwing up the mission as only he can.
 * Back in season 4 when Awesome and Ellie walked in the Buy More looking all beat up.

"We had a baby"."


 * cameo in S5E5.
 * Chuck starting to dance in "Chuck vs. The Angel De La Muerte".