Tim Minchin/Funny

"You don't eat pigs
 * Take your pick; his own favourite is Peace Anthem For Palestine, whose one verse is:

We don't eat pigs

It seems it's been that way for ever

So if you don't eat pigs

And we don't eat pigs

Why not not-eat-pigs together?"

"Tim: BLACKOUT! Fuck yeah!"
 * The ending of Canvas Bags.

"Tim: Well, I wake up in the morning at 11:47 and I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day."
 * The monotonous, completely deadpan way he sings the opening line of Some People Have It Worse Than I.

"Tim: People always start clapping then, but I'm about to do a solo and I can't keep time. *beat* So shut the fuck up."
 * From the Darkside Live album, just after the second chorus, the audience starts to clap along to the beat. Tim's about to launch into a solo, and he isn't pleased with the sudden participation.


 * The entirety of Storm. This troper's favorite bit is when he rhymes "Carbon" with "Hard-on".
 * In Wossy Can I Bang Your Wife, he concludes a line with 'I wanna make sweet love to ya, sweet love to ya wife." The look on Ross's face was priceless.