Better Than It Sounds/Video Games N-Z

Ah, video games. No other media allows Refuge in Audacity so often. And most of the time it works.

Please sort new titles alphabetically to avoid duplicate entries.


 * : A pacifist stickman ninja runs and jumps across simplistic monochrome landscapes, dodging killer drones and collecting lots of gold.
 * : A series of games based on classic books that have nothing to do with the books. The best part is repeatedly killing the protagonist, then taking the option of going back to kill them again.
 * : A car thief and his depressed lady-friend wander around the countryside looking at flowers because they have nothing better to do.
 * : The moody friend from the first game spends her summer vacation tagging along with a jaded ex-Catholic.
 * : A collection of stories vaguely related to the first two, now with a bigger price tag and probably No Export for You.
 * : Mascot characters of varying obscurity have to fight each other for five minutes in teams of two. Then you have to fight a cloned nihilist, an alien with a god complex, a Blood Knight and a ripoff of a certain someone. Good Luck.
 * : A single link proves that there are over 5,000 ways to lose. And only one way to win.
 * : A ROM hack of The Legend of Zelda, featuring no nonlinearity and 90% of the secret hidden passageways don't give you anything.
 * : A ROM hack of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, featuring no dark world and the secret passageways still don't give you anything. The hero from the first game dies and leaves his son some of his defective equipment as inheritance.
 * : A guy made of clay must fulfill a quest in a deserted world; however, he has no idea what it is he's supposed to do. It turns out he was created to fix his world's interrupted creation myth.
 * : The villain of the previous game (the original Adam of his world, corrupted through his own choice) isn't dead, but merely landed on another world. He enlists the natives to build a warship capable of obliterating his homeworld, so a tech-savvy local enlists the help of the first game's hero to save the day. The two games are of completely different genres.
 * : Experienced, heroic champion of light hires a low-level adventurer and their henchmen to stop a plague.
 * : Hero gets lost underground, gets manipulated into helping some residents of the underground fight the rest, and beats up a giant red guy with wings.
 * : French (Burgundian!) hero with serious family issues runs off to Germany. Then It Got Worse.
 * : Spoiled princess gets deposed, her family destroyed, her city overrun with hostile soldiers out to kill her and her friends. This all in the prologue. It Got Worse.
 * : Main character wakes up at the bottom of a ghost-infested cave as The Punishment. He cannot decide if this is a good thing.
 * : Sentient cheese block, spandex ghost, guy with bizarre hairdo and non-manly guy wearing pink battle Tim Curry.
 * : Sentient cheese block, retarded echinoderm, astronaut mammal, cranky six-armed octopus, spandex ghost, goth girl, technical wizard, guy with bizarre hairdo and non-manly guy wearing pink save an island of crabs.
 * '': Sentient cheese block, retarded echinoderm, spandex ghost, goth girl, guy with bizarre hairdo, non-manly guy wearing pink, little shaman, gross kitty, wallaby wearing a Hawaiian shirt, girl in blue and white and stupid hedonist battle Tim Curry's Living Toys.
 * : Sentient cheese block, little cyclops, spandex ghost, not-Gilbert-Gottfried-honest, guy with bizarre hairdo, Tim Curry's daughter, little shaman, tall shaman, green omnicidal maniac and conspiracy nut battle alien mucus older than time itself.
 * : Sentient cheese block, spandex ghost, secret agent dog, bald kid, green omnicidal maniac, gross kitty and more face-off against real baseball players. No, you are not high.
 * : The player helps a former child star fight vampires that are slightly less threatening than Count Chocula using tactics straight out of an episode of Scooby Doo. A very small number of the vampires can shoot lightning out of their hands for some inexplicable reason.
 * : An androgynous creature enters the minds of children and absorbs their spirits into itself. And he's the Good Guy.
 * : Same androgynous creature does the same thing again, this time with different children, and also manages to confuse everyone by having a woman's voice. Also, an Owl constantly reminds them to collect DreamDrops, which if done, results in a cameo of the two children from the first game.
 * : An eight year old uses time travel to solve a sudoku puzzle.
 * : Everyone good and bad wants you dead, and all you want is your family heirloom, which inadvertently tries to destroy the world.
 * : A Ninja finds much of his extended family dead after he returns from a visit to his uncle's and goes after The Empire responsible.
 * : A Ninja travels the world to get back a statue. In the meantime he fights giant spiders, a big deathmachine with a sad face, dogs, a four-armed werewolf, ninjas with automatic rocket launchers, the devil who rephrases Shakespeare and Zombie Ninjas. Also, did I mention the one who took the statue is a butterfly?
 * : Two robots kill a fat dictator.
 * : A remake of the above for the SNES. Three robots kill a fat dictator.
 * : An Italian man does double-duty as a medical doctor and baker along with his reptilian buddy. Meanwhile, a fairy reunites her friends after a devil's curse splits them apart by smashing everything with colorful blocks
 * : The four major nations of World War II, or at least two of them, have a friendly rivalry with each other but constantly end up warring due to a series of misunderstandings.
 * Alternatively: Go to war, and have fun with it! War in it's nicest, funniest way, rarely taking itself seriously.
 * : In World War I, the two of those four nations battle each other on various territories. Samus Aran and a few other cameos are commanders around certain territories.
 * : World War I is retold. This time, all 4 nations participate. Also, trains are involved.
 * : In these 3 games for the price of 3, World War I takes place on various territories. The second of the two nations uses a different color.
 * : World War I takes place on various territories, with the second of the two nations again using the same different color. Military Madness occurs.
 * : World War II starts when Russia invades America, except it's all a Batman Gambit by an evil alien robot Snifit to take over the world. A key part of his plan is making robotic doubles of an American officer who is 15 and doesn't know what an airport is. When the plan falls apart, he drops meteors on the troops.
 * : The evil alien robot (who is no longer a Snifit) decides to go with the direct approach, stealing military resources through a series of tubes. As subcommanders, he hires a man dumber than the Hulk, a 12 year old Perky Goth Mad Scientist, a possibly gay man who wears blush and has no useful abilities whatsoever, and a frighteningly competent and collected lieutenant. Hiring the last one was a mistake.
 * : Military commanders discover that by taking turns leading a single army, they can rend the very fabric of time. The hero shoots an old man's wheelchair.
 * : Survivors of an apocalypse fight over what's left of Earth. This all falls away to focus on the most biology-failing clone family this side of Solid Snake.
 * : Take care of familiar creatures that never grow up, learn a limited number of tricks, and get freaked out by various things.
 * : A shameless Anime Otaku wins a Laser Blade in an online auction, and uses it to carve his way up the leaderboard of an assassins' guild.
 * : Shameless Anime Otaku, now hellbent for revenge, carves his way up another leaderboard of an assassins' guild. Along the way, he's helped by his Irish twin brother and a female Afro Samurai.
 * : A giant snake eats people then takes a huge dump.
 * : A small child stops an elderly man from inaccurately reversing evolution by beating the hell out of everything that moves.
 * : A young woman finds her city is turning into a historical tourist attraction and responds by beating the hell out of everything that moves.
 * : British swordsman inherits his father's sweet ride and travels the world (or something like it) to find him.
 * : Slave frees his race from being turned into food.
 * : Slave is told to free race from becoming beer by ghosts. Leeches hang from trees.
 * : One legged wheelchair fish electrocutes doctors and Nurses, frees Hairy meatballs with teeth.
 * Alternatively, Slave and One-legged wheelchair fish work together to destroy the economy. This is a good thing.
 * : Bounty hunting centaur attempts to bring down water bottling company by throwing animals at it.
 * : Once upon a time, five strangers took up gardening. There were no survivors.
 * : A family sells their son's soul to a demon in order to free their daughter from a curse causing her to speak Pig Latin.
 * : A magical wolf paints her way to victory.
 * Alternatively: A dog and a bug go stargazing and practice calligraphy. They are insulted by everyone.
 * Said duo then fights a giant spider-lady, a cow skeleton in armor, a multiheaded snake who you must get drunk, a sword inside a sleeping rulers' stomach, a fox with alot of tails who dresses up as a priestess, two aristocrat owls, and a giant metal ball with a fish fetus inside it.
 * : A wolf pup gains many friends, populates a small town and saves the world.
 * : DON'T GENUFLECT. EVER. Other than that... good luck figuring this one out.
 * : Hot chicks with swords fight zombies while trying not to get their clothes dirty.
 * Motoko Kusanagi ersatz fights terrorists and her former employers, mostly with her bare hands.
 * A samurai in a quest to rescue a princess gets chosen by some good monsters to fight against evil monster, collecting souls on his way to beat gigantic wasps and humongous snakes only to have another one take the snake's place as Evil Overlord.
 * Or: The princess has been kidnapped by demons. Are you a bad enough samurai to save the princess?
 * : Samurai from medieval Japan ends up in today's Paris, a policeman from today ends up in medieval Japan. Timetravel extraordinaire to beat even more monsters and the Evil Overlord from the previous game. Again.
 * : You're fighting to prevent World War Three and liberate Ruritanias at the ass end of nowhere. You can drive anything, including tractors. Oh, and you die in two shots.
 * : The Free Spaceflight Simulator. First, you study loooong instruction manuals. Then, you finally fly various missions. Most of them are mundane hard work. Piloting a spacecraft is not an easy job.
 * : The people are not motivated. A squad of manly cheerleaders tries to alleviate this.
 * : Six years later, the people are still not motivated. The cheerleaders from across the river are not as manly.
 * : Five men travel west. Everyone dies of dysentery or a broken leg, and the leader gets a silly epitaph.
 * : God drops an asteroid on the Earth. Your onboard Windows 95 computer won't let you take the off ramp to Mars so you spend about a hundred years flying to the next equally barren rock where you build an outpost of civilization.
 * : God drops an asteroid on the Earth ... has a novella backstory.
 * : The world's most benevolent Evil Overlord and his goofy sidekicks seek revenge on a morbidly obese hobbit, a lecherous knight, a lazy elf, a gold-crazed dwarf, a self-hating thief, a possessed wizard, and a barbarian with anger management issues.
 * : His son goes up against the Roman Empire.
 * : All-consuming glutton shaped like pizza takes illicit substances to consume ghosts.
 * : Love interest does same does same.
 * : All-consuming glutton takes growth hormones.
 * : All-consuming glutton settles down, becomes overemotional and can't do the simplest tasks unless you hit stuff with a slingshot.
 * : All-consuming glutton enters the third dimension.
 * : All-consuming glutton's birthday is cancelled by a robot that sorta looks like said all-consuming glutton.
 * : All-consuming glutton tries to bury a ghost under a tree.
 * : Extraterrestrial being makes life for spirits miserable. All-consuming glutton and said spirits try to kill the extraterrestrial being.
 * : Guy in Purgatory gets told he'll get to see his wife in Heaven again if he kills Satan. With a weaponized weed whacker and a whole lot of other weird-ass guns.
 * Alternatively: That game with SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING!
 * : A kid who can't sleep with the lights off falls into his closet armed with a mask, lunchbox and flashlight. Everything talks. Everything.
 * : The same kid goes into the attic and gets involved in office politics.
 * : The kid is kidnapped by a box of cookies and tasked with averting a war.
 * : A fairy princess frees her friends from brainwashing by dropping blocks of garbage on them. Today, the game is best known for a flower that appeared in a more famous video game.
 * : Developers decide this plot won't sell in America, so they let a dinosaur and an animal trainer save the day instead.
 * : Players celebrate the exploits of an island hero by playing a game most of us refer to as "golf".
 * : The Precursors learned how to control evolution and the environment, but this ended up leading to a Crapsack World, so it's up to a failsafe program that randomly activates in some animals to save the day from their mistake.
 * : You fall in Love At First Sight, then you're murdered, and then everybody else spends the rest of the game using your reanimated corpse.
 * : Sega found a way to turn Kick the Dog into a rail shooter.
 * : A boy bikes down the street and delivers the morning paper, dodging a small army of unlikely obstacles.
 * : Same as above, but now girls can do it too.
 * : Everyman tries saving a land of sentient fungi from a dragon turtle. The characters are flat.
 * : Everyman hunts down keys for a door, while his love interest gets stalked by a computer on the Moon, his brother goes on an unseen adventure, and the villain of the previous game parodies the first ever game the four appeared in.
 * : The wedding of the Fan-Preferred Couple nearly causes The End of the World as We Know It. Everyman fixes things by repeatedly breaking the third wall.
 * Or: A turtle marries a princess and dooms the whole universe. The day is saved when a man in a top hat marries a digital butterfly.
 * : Wave your hands to the tune of fast-paced eurobeat music.
 * : A dog takes Karate lessons from an onion, takes his driver's license test with a moose, gains marketing charm from a frog and follows a chicken's instructions to make a cake out of shrimps. He does all this while rapping in order to court a flower.
 * : A dog stops a brat with an afro from turning the universe into noodles using the power of cake.
 * : One of his friends from around town fronts an all-girl garage band.
 * : The player uses the power of Mind Rape to clear a spaceship of cleaners, battle butlers and even daleks.
 * : Genetic warfare breaks out at the opera. Your organelles hate you.
 * : Nietzsche Wannabe cultists create genetic abominations. Your heroine has wonderful powers thanks to an eye transplant she received as a child.
 * : The daughter you never gave birth to tries to stop you and your fiance from dying. She fails. Then she tries again. This is what causes killer aliens to be born in the first place. At the end of it all your daughter and fiance end up not married although for all practical purposes she is actually you.
 * : As God, you command dancing eyeballs with weapons to war. You cannot control them directly so you have to use commands more complex than they need to be and be forced to wait after each command.
 * : An adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood in which following the game's instructions means Game Over.
 * : The talking corpses of your friends give you tips on helping an alien get back to sleep.
 * : Various creatures, including a unicorn, a dragon, a cat, and a flower have a school dedicated to teaching the player how to become a master at shooting balls at orange pegs.
 * : The teachers of the above school have wish-fulfilling dreams.
 * : A HUD-less first-person shooter based on a major film by a big-name director where the player uses guns and other environmental objects to kill dinosaurs while exploring a tropical island.
 * : Bisexual half-human hybrid cubicle dweller has both his prospective girlfriend and boyfriend stalked by an evil plant counterpart from another dimension.
 * : You're hired to find out what happened to the daughter of the head of the spaceship you live on. You commit genocide on the planet you're trying to colonize only to discover
 * Later, you use trading cards to discover.
 * : Incredibly cheery young necromancer raises the dead to fight and kill for money. Her clients are extremely stingy.
 * : A cargo deliveryman escapes from being stranded on an alien world with a poisonous atmosphere with the help of an army of carrot-creatures.
 * : The cargo deliveryman and a fellow employee return to the planet from the last game, and enslave the carrot-creatures to dig for "treasure" that is actually worthless junk.
 * : An amnesiac resolves to find out how to kill himself in a game based almost entirely on talking.
 * Alternatively: Update Your Journal: the Game
 * : Gardening is your only hope of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.
 * : The game of dental hygiene.
 * : Raining cats and dogs--literally.
 * : Be a dick to some islanders.
 * : Tiny vehicles with guns destroy the world with ridiculous weapons yet always come out unharmed. Fireworks ensue.
 * : The player takes on the role of a child in a world where kids are allowed to leave the house at 10 years of age and traverse the world, capture, befriend, and battle with special animals, causing them to metamorphose from adorable pets into grotesque oversized monsters, and beat up the local crime syndicate.
 * Alternatively: Step into a world where pets are Serious Business.
 * : A young man who grows up to be a Pokémon master defeats a gang of ruthless criminals.
 * : A young man or woman goes on a similar journey to the one above, over two regions and with 100 more Pokemon and supplies.
 * : A young man or woman thwarts an environmental crisis caused by two teams of extremists by defeating or catching the Pokemon that one team uses to carry out its plans.
 * Alternatively: Defeat extremist ecological teams who hope to better the ecology of the region in convoluted ways.
 * : Another young man or woman embarks on a journey to foil a terrorist organization and bend the ruler of time/space/antimatter to their will in the process.
 * : A slightly older young man or woman embarks on a journey to foil an old man's plan to use his son's ability to talk to animals to take over the world.
 * : A human gets turned into a monster after a personality test and is roped into rescuing other monsters in randomly generated dungeons. Said human nearly distracts a giant sky dragon from saving the world.
 * : A different human in the body of a monster must help stop time from freezing by causing time to freeze. There's a scene where all of your closest companions try to kill you, and it manages to be laughable.
 * : Pay $30 extra just to see the fan-favorite character from the previous game live instead of die.
 * : You befriend monsters by drawing circles around them.
 * : You must prevent an oil company from finding a renewable energy source by drawing circles around monsters.
 * : Bad guys go around waking up birds, and Evil Old Folks blow up an island using a giant pinecone. You stop them by drawing circles around monsters.
 * : In the same world of exotic animals, a boy takes photographs of them to give to an old man.
 * : In a desert wasteland, an older boy takes villains' monsters in order to perform therapy for them.
 * : The same villains turn a seagull purple. Therapy is now done by a computer.
 * : The player takes on the role of a different child in a world where card games are Serious Business.
 * : The player takes on the role of a young man or woman in a world where card games are Serious Business. Now you have to do a Pokémon-themed rendition of the entire plot of Yu-Gi-Oh's second season. Now with more cards, more duelists, and no port to America.
 * : In this same world, a child must befriend a baby mouse with the help of buggy voice-recognition technology.
 * : Another mouse must be befriended by a second child. They bond by watching television.
 * : A third mouse saves a theme park from being destroyed by a flying cat's home crashing into it, through The Power of Friendship.
 * : Press big colorful buttons to create musical effects.
 * : Two numbers, three lines, and a dot.
 * : Break the laws of physics repeatedly while being carted around a desolate laboratory by an insane computer.
 * : Hundreds of years later, you team up with a potato to stop an idiot.
 * Alt: Solve puzzles by shooting at walls while your former friend struggles with addiction and withdrawal.
 * I prefer "give a childish asshole a piggyback ride while she argues with another childish asshole."
 * Keep in mind, this is a first person shooter, but has only one weapon that can't kill anyone.
 * Alt: Team Fortress 2, except with only one class and only one weapon, and no one else is playing.
 * Alt: Ellen McLain and Stephen Merchant take turns trying to get you to kill one another.
 * : A family feud is settled in the fastest possible way.
 * : The family beats the hell out of each other for the right to break age-of-consent laws.
 * : As Orson Welles said of his role in Transformers: The Movie, you "play a big toy who attacks a bunch of smaller toys." In a toystore.
 * : Cherokee Guy makes the Doom Guy proud. Now with more Gravity Screw (and sphincters!)
 * : A girl searches for her lost boyfriend while a gargoyle tries to convince her to save the world.
 * : Mortal Kombat WITH DINOSAURS AND GORILLAS!
 * : You are a beggar who is in love with a princess and cannot survive a twenty-foot drop. Except the one that threw you in jail. You must fight through a crumbling, trap-filled palace brimming with guards and fight the evil vizier. In an hour.
 * : Similar concept as above, only now you have to die to solve some of the puzzles and it takes two hours.
 * : Much like the earlier games, only now there's no time limit and you're armed with a VCR. Or TiVo/Sky+ to younger tropers.
 * Alternatively, a man who can't decide what sword he likes best and likes ripping up his shirt joins forces with the woman he kidnapped to save the world from a tuberculosis-suffering politician (who has recently changed political parties) after the man breaks a clock. All this is a story told by someone with an incredibly bad memory.
 * : Much like the previous game, only now your main character reached puberty.
 * Alternatively, a sleep-deprived man armed with a VCR fights empresses in metal swimsuits.
 * : Like the last two games, but the main character now has multiple-personality disorder.
 * Alternatively, a no-longer-dead politician (who doesn't have tuberculosis and never changed parties) kills an ex-empress who used to wear metal swimsuits to create lots of sand. To set things right, the man from the previous two games joins forces with the princess he had kidnapped, who no longer remembers him. They have conversations in elevators about the man's favorite color and he finds his old VCR.
 * The main character learns that there's no point trying to correct your mistakes.
 * : An environmentalist and a guy with a Freddy Kreuger glove run around trying to save a tree for someone who's been gone for a thousand years.
 * : You have thirty days to learn to dance from a furry. Bishounen princes want to screw you, but won't, because the game is rated E. There's a flying hamster.
 * : As a reward for saving a kingdom from the armies of Satan, God gives you a ten-year-old girl.
 * You can then have said 10 year old girl kill the god of war and become the new satan.
 * Alternatively: Make your underage daughter work at a sleazy bar to pay for her breast enlargement.
 * A bunch of princesses compete in a royal battle royale where cardgames are Serious Business. The prize is a prince who secretly turns into a princess through a DBZ fusion-move to compete in the tournament as well, because he doesn't want to marry any of the competitors since he prefers men. Besides, he really was a princess all along, anyway.
 * : Barraged by puzzles, two Brits, a professor and his apprentice, solve mysteries. Plot twists ensue.
 * : Two Brits are trapped in a town where puzzles are Serious Business.
 * Alternatively: The consequences for not being able to arrest for Obstruction of Justice.
 * : Two Brits take a train ride, and spend the second half of the game wandering an old mining town completely stoned. Puzzles are still Serious Business. Then they get caught up in a sort of vampire love story.
 * : Two Brits wind up in the future where fighting against the Mafia is done by solving their puzzles, which, by the way, are still Serious Business.
 * : Three Brits go to a small country village to stop a Frenchman from opening a garden. Unsurprisingly, puzzles are deathly Serious Business.
 * : Three Brits go to a carnival to keep people from getting stoned. Puzzles enter a new dimension of Serious Business.
 * : Top-hat Brit professor and spiky-haired attorney match wits. Finger Pointing ensues.
 * : A man in a hoodie has lunch in New York despite the army's best attempts to stop him.
 * : The man in the hoodie welcomes a very upset man into his family. The angry man shows his appreciation by waging war on everyone.
 * : A kid runs away from the circus, learns Psychic Powers by collecting random junk to earn merit badges, and must save the world from an angry midget and a mad dentist.
 * Alt: Circus Brat runs away from home in hopes of becoming a pre-teen superspy. As he works his way to the top of an asylum, he is mistaken for a lake monster, eaten by a fish and sneezes out his brain. His dad is not balding and doesn't hate him.
 * : Scrawny kid works his way to the top of the boxing circuit. Many of his opponents are blatant cheaters.
 * : Scrawny kid defends his title from his previous opponents, who are now even worse and even more blatant cheaters, even the ones who weren't.
 * : Scrawny kid with no name works his way to the top of the boxing circuit. Many of his opponents are blatant cheaters, some aren't even boxers.
 * : You fight crime by hijacking vehicles while someone else is driving them.
 * : An anthropomorphic dog trips while dancing and simultaneously drops ten bags of potato chips from his pocket down an anthole. A friendly ant goes to look for them but instead gets distracted playing with his toy dominoes. His journey takes him to many places including Ancient Greece, Japan, a medieval dungeon, a tower of tinker-toys, and outer space.
 * : Stacking and killing cute little blobs is a sport.
 * : Warriors fight for the fate of the world with Match-Three Puzzle battles.
 * : Jump on blocks in order to change their color while avoiding anything purple.
 * : Draw lots of quadrilaterals while sparkly things chase you around. Avoid the color-changing lines.
 * : A single Space Marine must traverse numerous monotonously decorated Gothic buildings in order to reach a boss who doesn't move or attack at all.
 * : A single soldier fights a bunch of guys who all have prosthetic limbs.
 * : A bunch of people kill each other over and over again.
 * : A bunch of soldiers invade the home of the aforementioned prosthetic limb users.
 * : A bunch of soldiers and a bunch of prosthetic limb users wage war in the soldiers' home planet.
 * : The result of dipping To Heart into massive (fan-made) Character Derailment.
 * : A guy wants to be a hero.
 * : Same as the above...IN THE DESERT!
 * : Same as the above...IN THE JUNGLE!
 * : Same as the above...IN TRANSYLVANIA!
 * : Same as the above...IN ANCIENT GREECE!
 * : You and everyone you've ever met including your bumbling mentor and quiet girlfriend wage war against whoever's side you don't take.
 * : An arcade shmup, only port was on a failed console and released in only one country, contains tons of Engrish but no powerups.
 * : You struggle with the steering wheel of your old 60s car. You start your racing career in the middle of nowhere in northwest Russia. Your co-driver is a bossy Jerkass and panics when seeing cows.
 * : Arthur C. Clarke teaches an astronaut octal and hexadecimal math.
 * : You punch buildings until either they collapse or you fall and turn into a naked person.
 * : An extremely durable plane shoots down enemies.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman acquires factory-rejected robot and saves the galaxy from people who are just trying to make a new home for themselves.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman and factory-rejected robot travel to another galaxy and save it from an adorable fuzzy monster.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman and factory-rejected robot return to the first galaxy and save it from a mad scientist and his sarcastic butler. But they need the help of one of their old enemies to do so.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman must win a game show or die trying.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman and factory-rejected robot get interviewed by a young girl working on her school project and end up finding tiny aliens.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman gets sent to prison, while factory-rejected robot tries on various costumes, sends the repairman cakes, and plays poker for an empty crate. Meanwhile, stupid green-wearing superhero tells a bunch of far-fetched tales, and tiny robots help defeat cheating robots.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman and factory-rejected robot save a different galaxy from a pipsqueak emperor and his army of goldfish. They also find the ultimate weapon of a lost civilization: a hat.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman faces two pirates with the intent of finding where his factory-rejected robot friend is working.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman finds out he isn't the only one. In the meantime, factory-rejected robot is now employed in the exact center of the universe, give or take fifty feet.
 * : Vaguely catlike repairman, his factory-rejected robot friend, stupid green-wearing president, and mad scientist work together to stop a man.
 * : Limbless man fights evil despite disability.
 * : Limbless man must rescue dozens of his fangirls before he can confront the villain, who lives in a fortress made of candy and cake. There, he defeats the reassembled body parts of all the game's bosses, then lets the villain go free.
 * : Limbless man must eat a lot of yellow flies on a quest to awaken an omnipotent voodoo doll.
 * : Limbless man has trouble getting his shoes to stay on. He saves the world by making a googly face at a wise-cracking black fly.
 * : Limbless man is forced to play bizarre sports with screaming bunnies.
 * : Shrieking rabbits divert the attention away from limbless man and play more bizarre games. Everyone rages at the attention-diverting.
 * : Noisy lapines get stuck in the limbless man's television set and annoy him by playing yet more bizarre games.
 * : Cacophonous lagomorphs decide to finally go home. Except that they've forgotten where home is, and decide it's the moon, and build a tower consisting of random junk on the streets and clothing stolen directly off people in order to get there. The limbless man is now apparently absent, considering the rabbits are doing his job for him.
 * : Limbless man, blue frog, and fancily-dressed blue people have a nap that drives a grandma to send the legions of Hell upon them. They all set out to find some pink people so their god doesn't have nightmares.
 * : A Heroic Sociopath mercenary wanders the Medieval European Fantasy Crap Saccharine World with his loyal slave doing what he does best.
 * : The mercenary searches for a missing girl, who turns out to have been the victim of He saves her by doing what he does best.
 * : Said mercenary finds a town sunk by Virgin Power. He solves the problem by doing what he does best.
 * : A country ruled by a former perverted lesbian queen is under attack. They hire the mercenary, whose slave was kidnapped by the attacking country. He also gets to do what he does best.
 * : The mercenary and the former perverted lesbian queen get married so the mercenary's slave can be rescued. He ends up ruling the world all while doing what he does best. Of course, this game never happened.
 * : The mercenary and his slave are trapped in an Eldritch Location. This doesn't stop him from doing what he does best.
 * : The mercenary's slave is kidnapped by fantastic racists and treated nicely. He doesn't like this, so he intends to overthrow the government while doing what he does best.
 * : This time, the aforementioned mercenary escapes to another country for a vacation. He rules the country while still doing what he does best.
 * : The mercenary is saving . He decides to take a detour so he can do what he does best.
 * Alternatively, one man's continuing struggle against impotence, so he can do what he does best.
 * : Serial rape, and not the fun kind.
 * : Two commandos and their squad kill an evil dictator. And lots of Humongous Mecha.
 * : In a world full of adventurers, you play as the shopkeeper.
 * : Grand Theft Auto...IN THE WILD WEST!
 * : ...and then John Marston was a zombie.
 * : Cops break into a house and kill everyone inside.
 * : A policeman arrives in a town and starts shooting its residents. Meanwhile, an evil corporation conspires to invent skin cream.
 * : A gal in a miniskirt spends the entire game running away from a tentacle monster.
 * : A girl protects a boy only slightly younger than she is because her older brother isn't around to protect her until the very end.
 * : The President's daughter has been kidnapped by Spaniards! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President's daughter?
 * Or: An American goes to Spain to rescue the president's daughter and meets a man who is eventually killed by a cult leader and his demon penis.
 * Or: The policeman from the second game arrives in a village in Europe and starts shooting its residents. Meanwhile, Napoleon is digging for ancient parasites under his house.
 * Or: Big Bad explains plan to protagonist and spends several days trying to kill him, when unlocking all the doors and taking a nap would have assured him world domination.
 * : A woman uses a Grappling Hook Pistol to help out the above American behind the scenes while working for the villain behind the first three games, but in reality is a Chessmaster who is doing it all for own nefarious schemes.
 * : A very stylish and clever villain who speaks in a huge, bombastic tone plots to control the world while wearing Sunglasses At Night. He is stopped by a heavily-muscled international police officer and his small, slender female partner.
 * Alternatively, the first recipient of a gorilla-human arm transplant punches his way through Africa with the support of a local in order to stop Neo from controlling worms. In the end, he fistfights a boulder in a volcano.
 * : A group of people completely unrelated to all of the above have to put up with the aftermath.
 * : You must stop a bunch of aliens that are digging up funny looking towers and trying to destroy humanity for some reason.
 * : Game show host has become a disembodied evil head and sends you back in time to play Nintendo, so his 10-year old self can help you defeat himself.
 * : Record of Lodoss War-expies fight each other and a great evil.
 * : Rescue Aerosmith from an evil government by shooting CDs at its troops.
 * : You have to fix an AI that's not working well by shooting stuff to techno music.
 * Alternatively, an AI gets depressed, and you shoot stuff to make it feel better.
 * : Six large reptilian things decide to cause trouble. Either Mad Scientists or the gods themselves are to blame.
 * : What if the Korean War was fought with Humongous Mecha?
 * : Five special forces agents must stop a cult whose ranks include the former head of a movie studio. Among your weapons are a magical baseball bat and the ability to turn into a dog.
 * : A star defeats invading aliens by grabbing them.
 * : High school kids are disappearing and coming back Brainwashed and Crazy. The only obvious solution is to beat the crap out of one another to find the culprit.
 * : A lunatic in tight clothing and extendable claws sets out to take over all the schools. The obvious solution from the last game is again the only option.
 * : Two high school Delinquents beat up an entire city worth of gangsters for the sake of one guy's girlfriend.
 * Or: Beat up people to hear them barf.
 * : A fallen angel and his harem attempt to stop his old companions from bringing about The End of the World as We Know It.
 * : Princess with a big sword and a deck of cards has to reclaim her kingdom from an empire with larger numbers (and, obviously, more cards).
 * : Empire captures fortress; very cutesy world war between twelve countries, each armed with a deck of cards, ensues.
 * : Demonic Christ figure gathers many allies and a large deck of cards in order to save the Empire.
 * : Wannabe pirate and a robot who fell from the sky look for treasure, armed with a deck of cards. Also, political intrigue!
 * : Ghost calls on the spirits of the dead to protect him from monsters, even though it can't be killed.
 * : Boy with the ability to summon (but not control) powerful demons VS mundane racism.
 * : Super robots save the world while you stand around and watch. And try to avoid collateral damage from their battles.
 * : Horse collects fairies and makes friends with dolphins on a journey amongst the stars. Men love it.
 * : Saving the world from an alien-engineered ecological disaster by blowing up trees on your way.
 * : Tapping buttons on what looks like a plastic toy guitar/bass, hitting plastic drums, making an arrow follow a line with your voice. Making an ass of yourself in the process, of course, but at least you can do it with more friends.
 * : Tapping buttons while potentially making an ass of yourself in the process. Unfortunately, you can't do it with friends.
 * : Rescue a princess from pig men with a sword that undresses its victims.
 * : Rescue a princess's daughter from lizard men with a sword that no longer undresses its victims and is not fireproof while looking for seven other swords that glow.
 * : Rescue a princess from wolf men with a sword that can undress its victims again.
 * : Save your village from wolf men with a sword that sometimes undresses its victims and occasionally shoots larger bolts.
 * : A Big Eater fights uppercase letters. Popular enough to spawn a game genre named after it.
 * : After being abandoned by a bunch of space pirates and then rescued by the captain's pretty daughter, a young man finds his true heritage while traveling across the universe.
 * : A demonic gangster takes over most of America's tourist spots, while an underground organization fights back by offering discount vacations, breaking into said tourist spots with heavily-armed vehicles, and battling each other over the tourist.
 * : Your favorite arcade machine is busted, and you have to shoot/stomp on things to (attempt to) fix it.
 * : Incongruous ninjas pay a visit. Unemployed ninjas show up, too, for some reason.
 * : Based on one of the worst movies of all time, wherein you re-enact scenes from said movie, and need to collect spoons to unlock an alternate ending.
 * : A young widow fights (quite literally) to claim her stake in the family estate.
 * : A church maiden and army official fights her friends who have sided with a vampire.
 * : Little lesbian girls proceed to torture, humiliate and beat each other. The happy ending is where everybody dies.
 * : A fresh-faced adventurer seeks to make his place in the world by spending hours and hours training his skills and fighting the evil forces of an undead creature with the power of a god, an island of monkeys, a mage that uses food as his power source, and Communist penguins. Whilst tons of 12-year old boys pester him, and/or beg him for items.
 * : Prince of Persia ON A SINKING SHIP! WITH MODE 7 GRAFIX!
 * : Gods have a petty argument. Some guy appears and leads one of them to dominate using an army of monsters.
 * : Japanese performers with mecha fight demons.
 * : As above, IN PARIS !
 * : As above, IN NEW YORK !
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes rescue a sasquatch and his girlfriend from a midget country singer, then help a bunch of eco-terrorists re-forest the Pacific Northwest.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes beat up a bunch of former child stars.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes trick a chicken into eating cow poop, cheat at game shows, and electrocute a talk-show hostess.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes join a team of adorable, thinly-disguised mobsters.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes decapitate the President of the United States, start a civil war, and blow up the Lincoln Memorial. One of them becomes the new president.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes destroy the Internet.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes kill a cult leader who wants to make everyone in the world happy.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes alternately save and ruin Christmas.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes defraud an underwater civilization in order to discover the secret of Easter Island.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes pick on a club kid vampire.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes thwart the machinations of time-traveling Mexican stereotypes.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes nearly cause the apocalypse after saving their friends and neighbors from eternal damnation.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes use toys to help them trap a gorilla in a pocket dimension.
 * : Two sociopathic Funny Animal private eyes watch their great-grandfathers' home movies.
 * : A sociopathic Funny Animal private eye threatens a rat, a gorilla, a tourist, and an outdated fax machine because his partner lost a vital organ. Said partner then has to thwart a spoiled pre-teen's plans for world domination.
 * : A sociopathic Funny Animal private eye tries to find clones of himself, but finds a dispenser instead.
 * : The other sociopathic Funny Animal private eye spontaneously gains psychic powers. And becomes a giant beast.
 * : Mexican and sister compete in dance contests.
 * : A gnome tries to save his home planet. This usually involves him standing motionlessly and waiting for his problems to solve themselves.
 * : A gnome tries to rescue his dog from fruit poachers. Again, this usually involves him standing around waiting for his problems to solve themselves.
 * : A prototype for No More Heroes, based on an anime, doesn't affect the anime's canon in any way.
 * : An alcoholic guy with an outrageous hair style and an Ainu maiden thwart a jesuit's evil plan. They encounter 10 other weirdos in the way.
 * : The guy and the girl from the previous game fix an evil god's evil doing.
 * : The guy and the girl from the first game beat the crap out of an huge evil guy. We see an emo kid with a parasol instead.
 * : The boss of the first game is back doing evil stuff. Ninja siblings are involved.
 * : A piece of armor wants everyone dead. Expies and/or alternate personalities of everyone are involved.
 * : Almost identical to the previous game except with fatalities. Nevada-tan screws it all up.
 * : Everyone is back, the (future) 7th president of the United States wants to fight you for some reason.
 * : Some very evil dude wants everything dead. The guy and the (newly ascended) girl from the first game wants him down.
 * : The evil dude from the previous game is still alive, the guy and the girl from the first game + a (less) evil demon and some woman with odd eyes wants him down.
 * : 20 years later, A tiny old man, a possessed half-demon girl with a large blade thing and some other dude screw around. The guy (Now an old man) from the first game go save the younger sister of the girl of you-know-what (Now a fairy) from these three guys. We see the other dude's brother instead.
 * : A fictional kingdom is pissed up. A girl with a huge sword and a guy with a wooden sword tries to fix this. Weirdos of implausible origins are involved.
 * : Public enemy #1 wants to use an innocent Farm Boy to turn her planet into Tatooine.
 * : A young man with a crippling disorder meets a lovely girl who makes him feel better. The End of the World as We Know It ensues.
 * Or: The touching love story of a normal young man with a crippling disorder and a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination sent from beyond the stars to destroy humanity.
 * : Young male animal activist is turned into a lizard by other exothermic creatures. In doing so, the boy reunites with his father (also a lizard).
 * : An archaeology geek, who moonlights as a sideshow geek, gets himself sealed inside a pyramid and must find nonviolent ways of dealing with kleptomaniacal monkeys.
 * : A boy in a Nice Hat conjures a staggering number of items in order to gather stars. There is no plot.
 * : Same boy learns what adjectives are. More stars are gathered. The fandom rejoices.
 * : Massively multiplayer online CAD (or so the joke goes).
 * : You win a doll and a free trip to an island at a carnival shooting gallery. Unfortunately, if you want to go home you'll have to solve Stock Puzzles and make some really nasty soup.
 * : A boy and his dog try out virtual reality dating from the 1960s.
 * : Boy is banished from his homeland and persecuted by the government for being the legendary hero.
 * : Fairy picks the first person she sees to save the world. The game can't decide who the heroes and villains are.
 * : It is your average Metroidvania platformer with a sole exception that you can't die.
 * : Historical samurai do almost nothing they did in real history and fight obvious evil and each other with the power of Engrish, large hams and the Rule of Cool.
 * : Guy romps through ancient Egypt in search of spaceship, leaves no survivors. In the Expansion Pack, he loses the ship and must search South America, Babylon and Europe for a replacement. When he gets to his destination in the sequel, he finds he needs to collect stuff.
 * : Walk around a house solving puzzles.
 * : Do the same thing, but the house is a total fixer-upper now. And it had sex with a woman.
 * : A guy saves a girl in a short skirt from a man in a suit, then gets his friends to gang up on him. The bad ending is canon.
 * : The same guy gets stabbed with a plant. He gets picked up by an old puppeteer and a German soldier in a quest to stop a minor character from the last game from doing what the guy in the suit wanted to do.
 * : A guy with a camera finds out what he can do. People suffer. This time it's on the other side of the Atlantic.
 * : The main character dies during the first cutscene and is resurrected by an androgynous time traveller who may or may not be Satan. He tries to prevent his own death while avoiding accidentally causing it. This is repeated several times.
 * : An oddly named boy and his horse set upon destroying sixteen statues in order to revive his dead girlfriend.
 * Alternatively: One of the most epic boss rushes ever implemented.
 * : An old ninja who is named after a penis says dirty jokes in Engrish.
 * : Cute genie girl saves the world from the onset of Steampunk with magical hair and belly dancing.
 * : Cute genie girl learns what a magic lamp is the hard way.
 * : A dysfunctional power plant part goes on a rampage to destroy the evil orwellian space robot empire led by an equally evil robot pong paddle.
 * : A guy's father is killed. He collects toys, plays arcade games, and adopts a kitten. He never avenges his father.
 * : A young male teen gains the ability to summon demons and uses it to fight demons. And possibly the forces of heaven. No wonder it got stuck in Japan.
 * : X Years Later, the world of balance that the hero of the previous game created has gotten worse. The powers that be create a Test Tube Messiah, who may or may not kill God, that is, if he decides not to run away from the planet first.
 * : A different young male teen-turned-demon survives the world being turned into a giant space womb and gets to decide which one of his friends impregnates the baby universe. Or he can kill the fetus and join Lucifer (who's apparently a good guy) in fighting to kill God and stop the cycle. The Updated Rerelease features a certain White Haired Pretty Badass Longcoat.
 * : Pokemon-like creatures appear in real life, most likely leading to one of several versions of the Apocalypse over the course of a week while you are stuck inside a part of Tokyo. Your main source of information as to what the hell is going on is an increasingly glitchy mail daemon.
 * : A group of kids get struck by lightning and then go off on a.
 * Alternatively: A video game in which you can be killed by an evil, hula-dancing toilet.
 * : The most... colorful interpretation of Adolf Hitler ever imagined...anywhere.
 * : A female journalist, her jealous best friend, a cop, a wire tapper, and a shell-shocked senior fight a serial killer. What happens next, well, your guess is as good as any.
 * Alternatively: The Rumor Mill is very, very brutal.
 * Alternatively: The greatest test of a person's Willing Suspension of Disbelief towards any given form of media.
 * : Eight high school students (including one robot), a kid, and a dog try to prevent the end of the world by shooting themselves in the head over and over inside a school at midnight.
 * Or as summarized in the sequel: Blue-haired boy gets stuck in wall.
 * Alternatively: The greatest stair-climbing simulator in history.
 * : The same bunch (minus two students) are trapped in their dorm and try to break out by shooting themselves in the head in the basement. They are assisted by another robot who tries to actually kill them.
 * : Seven different high school students (and a bear) solve local murders by watching TV all night long.
 * Alternative: A boy moves to a small town where he and his friends become obsessed with late-night TV. They Fight Crime.
 * Alternatively: A boy who shows next to no emotion somehow becomes a Marty Stu.
 * Alternatively for the above two entries: : Get people to become friends with you (and even date/sleep with you) by telling them what they want to hear, all for your selfish personal benefit.
 * : Those robot bastards are gonna pay for shooting up your ride!
 * : In the farthest reaches of the galaxy, surrounded by exotic alien beings, you play air hockey.
 * : A sleeping alien god gets a skin disease. It takes decades for it to start scratching and centuries to actually wake up. Meanwhile, tree-hugging hippies discover that the local fungus is the path to apotheosis, man; Chairman Mao's reincarnation is worse than ever; ancient Greeks are apparently lead by a hot Latina; a scientist goes mad; Gordon Gekko is alive and well in the late 21st century; and American Bible-thumpers annoy everybody (just like today, har har har).
 * : As above, but with pirates!; cyborgs!; a child messiah!; hackers!; a neo-socialist working-class revolution!; and even more aliens!
 * : Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate!
 * : Your daughter gets lost in a foggy resort town, and an antiques dealer tries to convince you that she's actually her daughter. The cop and the doctor don't clarify things.
 * Alternatively: A man keeps finding ways into parallel versions of buildings in which floors are a luxury, everything's rusty, and important things are marked by blood.
 * Alternatively: You get to witness an abuse victim act out a revenge fantasy.
 * : You receive a letter from your dead wife. It all goes downhill from there.
 * : A creepy blond woman wants to talk to you about birth. You end up killing God.
 * Alternatively: A young teenage girl avenges her father's murder by aborting her child.
 * : You're trapped in the Big Bad's mother. Is home to the High Octane Nightmare Fuel poster pic (Yikes!)
 * Alternatively: A man looks for a way to unlock the front door of his apartment. To accomplish this, he peeks on his female neighbor, and crawls through holes to watch people get killed by an  serial killer.
 * Alternatively: A man cannot find a way to get out of his room because his front door is locked from the inside. To get out, he must crawl through a plot hole.
 * : You come home from a war to find your town overrun with more crazy cultists and, also, vaginal imagery. You shoot your mother to get the good ending.
 * : You go on a hunt for your daughter in freak weather conditions. The town locals make every effort to Mind Screw you into submission.
 * Alternatively:
 * : Almost everyone dies trying to figure out why there are killers in town.
 * : A man never gets his breakfast, therefore airplanes explode.
 * : Correctness, Match Maker, Placebo, Transmitter. These words have something in common, but darned if I know what they are.
 * : Put yourself in power; receive many complaints about traffic.
 * : Put yourself in power; cut back on funding. YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
 * : Put yourself in power; rule over the big-headed mutants of the Uncanny Valley.
 * : Put yourself in power; receive many complaints about traffic, sanitation, and striking employees. But nicer graphics. In the expansion pack you get stuck in rush hour traffic.
 * Or: You're the immortal mayor of a town who has immortal advisors who you will wish weren't immortal.
 * : This is an alert from central dispatch: Give helicopter rides to people who forgot where they put their car keys. Transport heavily-injured people to the hospital when ambulances are unable or just too lazy to do it themselves. End traffic jams by calling the drivers involved stupid idiots.
 * : You have to maintain nearly every aspect of a planet's geology, weather, and ecosystem, in the hopes that some creatures will evolve to sentience and leave.
 * : A group of people are at the complete, utter mercy of a whimsical and cruel god who alternates between deleting their toilets and trapping them inside the very walls of their own homes.
 * Or: You are god and are given complete control over people who are unable to exit a pool if the ladder should mysteriously vanish.
 * Or: Humanoids who speak gibberish and can't feed themselves without your help or exit the pool without a ladder constantly die, complain, neglect their children, catch things on fire and stick potato chip bags in the microwave.
 * : The same group of people's descendants are placed into the hands of the same god, who now can bring fates worse than the plagues of Egypt upon them. Death itself occasionally ignores their corpses and watches their telly.
 * : An indescribable force of darkness has forced itself onto the world, making the little people capable of exiting the pool without a ladder. This same force makes killing them slightly less desirable for the god.
 * : The Yes-Man of the richest man in the city unintentionally kidnaps a baby during a botched robbery. Her family comes to her rescue.
 * : An angry police officer battles a beautician with a lot of money, a lot of chest, and no ethics.
 * : Genetically-enhanced humans kill an onslaught of monsters, followed by killing the army responsible for defending against them. Then they betray the one who helped them do so, turn into a giant monster and destroy the Earth by reflecting its attacks. Delivered entirely in Surprisingly Good English.
 * : A guy in a spaceship gathers shiny rocks to keep a giant roaring head from eating him.
 * : Two pirates and a Waif go on an epic adventure to collect moon rocks. In the sky.
 * : Eight ladies fight each other to gain an artifact who will grant them a wish but also turning them into an Eldritch Abomination.
 * : A grumpy old man yells at a gay cousin of Mega Man to go beat up an indian deity. He concedes.
 * : A career criminal beats up other career criminals to recover a family heirloom.
 * : The career criminal steals the parts to a robot from other career criminals.
 * : While about to be eaten by a dinosaur, the career criminal remembers how he talked other career criminals into helping him break into his own vault.
 * : Two shirtless guys compete in a game show to win fabulous prizes.
 * : Nick and Tom Save The Princesses by covering the bad guys with snow.
 * : A dog on a robot does odd jobs while trying to Save the World.
 * : Winning just means you beat the odds against being screwed over from the beginning.
 * : A superhero saves the day by punching people and things really, really hard. Which is apparently his only super-power.
 * : A small blue mammal steals batteries from a fat man. The blue mammal does this because the fat man is using cute little animals as batteries to power killer robots.
 * : That blue mammal is now stalked by a two-tailed canid.
 * : That blue mammal must save an obsessive fan girl of his through time travel.
 * : Red mammal punches blue mammal. Then changes his mind.
 * Alternatively: Red mammal throws blue mammal into traps and other conveniences to protect his jewels.
 * : Various mammals (and a bird) fight over who gets to go into space and beat up a robot.
 * : Water elemental tries to Kill All Humans to avenge the actions of red mammals. The blue mammal's friends learn that they don't need him. A cat goes fishing for frogs. A soldier heroically kills himself and his entire family (though not in that order).
 * : Black mammal is unleashed and decides to destroy the world. Then changes his mind, after the fat man's dead grandfather gets close to achieving this.
 * : The entire cast succumbs to The Power of Friendship. Characters from the company's least successful consoles drive the plot.
 * : Mammals befriend a robot. After a while,.
 * : Darker and Edgier black mammal saves the world by courageously shooting everyone. He swears every 30 seconds, and sometimes other characters do it too.
 * Or: A black mammal uses a gun to fight The Man. But The Man is an alien. Sometimes.
 * : Blue mammal IN THE ARABIAN NIGHTS! Also, he has a really bad case of heartburn.
 * : Four suspiciously similar mammals repeatedly change history. The game erases itself from the timeline as a result.
 * Or, a hammy demon executes a complicated gambit that defies common sense to make a girl cry.
 * : Blue mammal cursed to become a Blue Mammal That's Different.
 * : Blue mammal IN CAMELOT!
 * : A mad scientist is threatening to destroy the world! So the heroes do the only logical thing, race each other and try to beat the crap out of each other in the process.
 * : Blue mammal and his canid pal are transported to a dimension where they play at sailors with a purple feline princess and a Wrong Genre Savvy orange raccoon from the Land Down Under.
 * : Blue mammal stops the fat man again, this time all by himself, in a story that's simultaneously too different from prior installments and too similar to prior installments.
 * : Blue mammal and two-tailed canid team up with one-eyed aliens to stop the fat man from making an amusement park in space.
 * Or, blue mammal decides to destroy exotic resort before opening day.
 * : Blue mammal is thrown back in time and meets his younger self. Both mammals must fix the timeline and save their mammal buddies (plus two reptiles, and an insect).
 * : Two schoolgirls fall in love with each other. They have sex. A lot.
 * : God sends you to save the world so he can take all the credit.
 * : Due to the presence of an evil force, modern day Earth turned out much more interesting. The powers that be order you to correct this.
 * : The powers that be are total jackasses. That seems to be the theme in this series.
 * : A red-haired mute with voices in his/her head must save the world. S/he is joined by his/her brain-damaged childhood friend.
 * : A big (and powerful) sword enslaves and maddens its users (naturally). Fight against an opponent over Bottomless Pits to obtain, destroy, or help it. Maybe you'll get its good twin to help. It's hard to tell if anyone dies.
 * : You can break your opponent's clothing. What do you mean that sounds gratuitious? Also, Darth Vader fights ninjas.
 * : The children of one of fighters of the last 4 games go around to kill an infection caused by the evil sword in Renaissance Europe. This time the guest character is one of the few smart enough to take a gun to a sword fight.
 * : A newscaster enlists the aid of Michael Jackson in out-dancing rubber aliens.
 * : The President has been kidnapped by robots. Are you a good enough dancer to rescue the President?
 * Or: Robots and an albino mad scientist with a purple disco suit. Who loves to airhump.
 * : Aliens attack Earth with poor but well-regimented strategy.
 * Or: Aliens
 * : Aliens attack Earth with slightly improved but still well-regimented strategy while getting shot to techno music.
 * : Aliens return to Earth after 30 years... as Villain Protagonists.
 * : A janitor tries to fight bad guys... IN SPACE!
 * : A janitor gets lost in the desert on his quest to destroy a device that makes stars... IN SPACE!
 * : A janitor gets kidnapped, ends up in an exotic jungle and has to stop an evil plot involving flooding the world with insurance salesmen... IN SPACE!
 * : A janitor has to save two video game developers by beating up an overweight bespectacled nerd in a giant robot duel... IN SPACE!
 * : A janitor travels through time to stop a Master Computer virus, while armed with only his severely limited wits and a hint book... IN SPACE!
 * : A janitor becomes captain of a garbage scow and saves civilization as we know it from projectile-vomiting mutants... IN SPACE! Oh, and if the love interest dies, our hero ceases to exist.
 * : A spaceship captain goes back to being a janitor and thwarts the machinations of a bed-ridden old lady by going on a Fantastic Voyage... IN SPACE!
 * : School bully grows up to become a galactic conqueror. He's the hero.
 * : Man and his robot crash land on a long lost zoo/space station the man had created. He soon learns that the animals onboard have become cyborgs.
 * : Little man with poor constitution has to find treasures in a cave.
 * : Little man with poor constitution now can team up with more little men with the same poor constitution to find more treasure.
 * : A tiny man dressed like Indiana Jones travels through a ridiculously dangerous cavern in search of treasure, populated by Goddamned Bats, spiders, snakes, yetis, and lots of spikes. The game is different every time, but 99% of your sessions will end in the tiny man's untimely death.
 * : An Asteroids clone where there's a high chance of getting epilepsy when playing it.
 * : Either the easiest or the hardest variant game in the history of ever.
 * : A highly skilled former Navy SEAL fights terrorists in unsafe workplaces by hiding from them.
 * : A veteran must pick up some notes, retrieve stolen refrigerators, and find out where five spray cans are and give the last one to some security guards.
 * : A veteran must kill his old friends and save the bad guys to save the world.
 * : A veteran questions his morality as he inflitrates a terrorist organization named after a southerner who was hanged.
 * Or: A man is sent on a secret mission better suited for someone 30 years younger than him.
 * : Everything. Including, but not limited to: evolving by dancing in public, getting more advanced by burning buildings, capturing cities by playing music, and lots and lots of genocide.
 * : Become the biggest, baddest piece of zooplankton in the tide pool. Your diet determines your destiny.
 * : Either fight wild animals to the death or give 'em the old song and dance.
 * : Entertain enemy tribes or demolish their seats of government.
 * : Easy Evangelism, Corrupt Corporate Executive syndrome, or genocide? Which will it be?
 * : Build an empire with one measly ship.
 * : As a preview of a game about everything, you stretch and squish various blobby shapes and add parts to them to make them look vaguely like some sort of animal. Or a penis.
 * : The first of several efforts to make a game about everything about more everything.
 * : Monochromatic Deformed Anthropomorphic Birds set traps for one another while searching a building for a variety of worthless junk.
 * : Monochromatic Deformed Anthropomorphic Birds set traps for one another using trees and coconuts while searching a tropical island for a buried missile.
 * : Monochromatic Deformed Anthropomorphic Birds set traps for one another using ice and snow while searching an arctic wasteland for a buried missile.
 * : A greedy young punk who has really bad halitosis frees his elders from being frozen and battles the unfortunately-titled "gnorc" who encased them because they called him simple and ugly. The punk's health bar is a dragonfly.
 * : Said punk is kidnapped while on a vacation due to a faun, a mole, and a two legged cat messing around with a Portal Network. The punk gets extorted by a greedy bear in order to progress.
 * Or: The mole accidentally opens the gates of hell to release... a short angry man and his two dinosaurs.
 * : A rhino-like sorcerer and her furry second-in-command steals lots of eggs to draw power from them. The punk's health bar is controllable for part of the game.
 * : An alternate universe version of said punk (who is more noble and has a few other new health issues) beats up his future love interest, an ape with a laser eye, and the only other of his kind. Big demon destroys the world by walking around in a circle. The dragonfly is now a cowardly Deadpan Snarker.
 * : A Russian nesting doll uses mind control to pull pranks and get child labor outlawed.
 * : Man wakes up on table, with a note telling him to kill himself.
 * : Man wakes up, is sent on a quest to stop the place from exploding every hour. Figures out the way to stop it is to kill the previously mentioned man.
 * : A young man solves his caterpillar problem through genocide. Sort of like Centipede... IN SPACE!
 * : Woodland animals fighting an evil brain in spaceships.
 * : Another way the plot of the first game might have happened. You face the difficult moral decision of abandoning your target to save your teammates. Frequently.
 * : Our hero saves a bunch of British lizards from a bunch of smaller lizards using a stick. For the money. And maybe a romantic interest/furry Fetish Fuel.
 * : Furries set aside their differences to battle the real menace: parasitic insects.
 * : Anthropomorphic animals follow various plotlines to fight evil fish. They almost always end up hating each other, so a a Japanese man decided it never happened.
 * : The Japanese version of Star Trek minus the science fiction.
 * : Teenager gets marooned on a fantasy planet. His girlfriend is whomever he sucks up to the most.
 * : Teenager gets marooned on a fantasy planet...AGAIN. He and his friends discover
 * : Teenager gets marooned on a fantasy planet. Only this one happened like a hundred years before all those other ones.
 * : A five-minute shoot-em-up that costs $8.
 * : Fight wars of attrition with large numbers of infantry in a setting that clearly makes the concept obsolete.
 * Alternately: Red Shirt: The Game.
 * : Fight off the most advanced armies in the galaxy using obsolete weapons, and sometimes claws.
 * : Play through never-before-seen areas because the game isn't about the original trilogy.
 * : A giant evil brain turns a bitch into an even bigger bitch, convincing two warring empires to unite and try to kill her. They fail miserably. Korea loves it.
 * : The French and Russians get in on the action. The bitch wins again. Korea? Still loves it.
 * : The bitch comes back for round three. A dead Warrior Poet forsees a Class X-4 and tells his redneck friend about it. The bitch turns back to normal, but is still a bitch. Korea loving it as we speak.
 * : The bitch gets her groove back and goes on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. Korea gearing up to love it.
 * : That Class X-4 we mentioned either does or doesn't happen. The bitch's role TBD. Korea will probably lov--*gunshot*
 * : Space Is an Ocean -- lucky for you, you can buy yourself a pretty kickass galleon. Unluckily, it's also Nintendo Hard, with a viewer-friendly, yet user-unfriendly interface. And it's based on a TV show that you've probably never heard of.
 * : A boy goes on a tropical vacation. Halfway through the game he must solve a mysterious riddle.
 * : Amnesiac kid walks around during the Industrial Revolution. Sometimes he plays harmonica. Pirates and terrorists show up.
 * : Kickboxing champ hosts secret fighting tournament in order to humiliate players around the world.
 * : Stereotypes from around the world explore their grudges in a secret worldwide tournament hosted by a dictator.
 * : Stereotypes from around the world trek the globe to explore their grudges and randomly fight other stereotypes, while the dictator plays with dolls.
 * : Stereotypes from around the world explore their grudges in a secret worldwide tournament hosted by a messianic corporate executive in a banana hammock.
 * : Stereotypes from around the world continue their grudges while dealing with Doctor Manhattan. The losers get assimilated.
 * : Stereotypes from around the world explore their grudges in a secret worldwide tournament hosted by a dictator...IN 3D!
 * : A bunch of colorful stereotypes, including a psycho, a couple vagrants and a dysfunctional family fight over a box in the middle of a snowstorm. Most of whom are dressed as skimpily as possible.
 * : Criminal organization takes control of a city. You beat the living crap out of them.
 * : A girl uses her scarf to beat up women with grotesquely huge breasts and save her sisters from their own vanity.
 * : A ninja fights the Soviet Union with his lavender outfit and technicolor sword.
 * : A sarcastic shirtless luchador runs around his hometown, looks under boxes, talks to people, and messes with his neighbors. His favorite victim happens to be a pantsless whitey.
 * : A sarcastic shirtless luchador regrets dressing up as a pantsless whitey and running through an obstacle course in front of people.
 * : A sarcastic shirtless luchador inspires his neighbors (a pantsless whitey included) to start their own countries, then proceeds to conquer them, only to play some Risk against himself later on.
 * Or: After an email tax is retroactively set into law, the kingdom separates into tiny city states, only to form a rebellion.
 * : A sarcastic shirtless luchador enters his own contest (which a pantsless whitey also entered) to fix his game console.
 * : A sarcastic shirtless luchador makes a crappy action movie, co-starring with a pantsless whitey.
 * Or: A cliché-spouting cop with 80s sunglasses, a luchador mask, no shirt, and a penchant for jumping off of rooftops searches the world to look for his kidnapped partner. He finds the partner on the Sun.
 * : A sarcastic shirtless luchador must defeat his dragon that came out of his arcade machine with the help of a pantsless whitey.
 * : A guy who either did or didn't kill his wife and kids breaks out of a prison being attacked by anthropomorphic personifications of ways to die. Along the way, he frequently hallucinates that he turns into a hideous monster with a sword for an arm.
 * : The guy from the last game returns to his old neighborhood, and finds the monsters from the last game have followed him home. Also, both his old partner in crime and The Government want a word with him.
 * : Relatively unremarkable teenage rebel acquires a numerically significant number of allies to help take down a corrupt, centrist government in a protracted and bloody war fought over one or more magically significant MacGuffins. Just like it went down the previous four times.
 * : The most murderous, Ax Crazy psychopath imaginable gets put in charge of an invasion force, with predictable results.
 * : Longstanding territorial dispute is seen from multiple viewpoints as outside forces take advantage of the conflict to further their own goals.
 * : Seafaring hero gets Cursed with Awesome/Blessed with Suck powers while a merchant with a rather dead look in his eyes manipulates an empire for expansion gain the aforementioned powers that the hero possesses.
 * : Follow up to the previous entry, elaborates on many plot and character points that were left vague, and if you play your cards right, you can recruit the old main character who has achieved Blessed With Awesome control over his power.
 * : The prince of the Queendom must unite his people against a usurping noble family whose name gives a good indication of the kind of politics they play.
 * : Plucky boy tries to prove You CAN Fight Fate by recruiting a diverse bunch of rebels Because Destiny Says So.
 * : Interns enslave other races, forge weapons, and battle for supremacy!
 * : A Nintendo Hard Boulder Dash clone where you are in a computer and scissors and sparks are out to get you.
 * : A senile old rescue ship captain pelts his charges with fruit while answering Bible trivia.
 * : Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Built entirely with a cheap RPG design program and scored to MIDI files of songs by Nirvana, KMFDM, Marilyn Manson, and others.
 * Alternatively, kill dozens of kids, then go to hell for it.
 * : An evil turtle king has turned all the denizens of the world into bricks. The Damsel in Distress can only be saved by two blue-collar workers who do a lot of mushrooms. OR: The hero must eat mushrooms in order to kill other mushrooms in order to save other other mushrooms.
 * : Previously mentioned blue-collar workers fall from the sky into a new land and must defeat an evil frog by feeding him vegetables. Or do they?
 * : Blue collar workers get killed often fighting the turtle king, leading them to fight the frog instead.
 * : The duo must save the damsel again, this time be dressing up in outlandish costumes and systematically murdering the turtle king's children.
 * : One of the duo fights aliens to save a completely unrelated damsel in a kingdom filled with moai.
 * : It turns out the previous game was just a distraction so that a fat guy could rob his house. Afterward, everyone decides the fat guy is more interesting and helps him rob more people.
 * : The duo must save the damsel from the turtle king and his children again, this time aided by a friendly green dinosaur who eats their enemies alive.
 * : Everyone decides the green dinosaur is more interesting and helps him look after younger versions of everyone else.
 * : Evil turtle travels back to the past and green dinosaur must save the future by pooping eggs.
 * : One of the duo teams up with the damsel, the turtle, a living cloud who was raised by frogs, and a possessed action figure to beat up giant talking weapons and fix a wishing star.
 * : One of the duo fights evil in paintings in said damsel's castle.
 * : In this oddly named Updated Rerelease of the above title, the duo and the fat guy also need rescuing. The hero ends up being the green dinosaur, though one of the duo takes on the villain.
 * : Everyone decides the damsel is more interesting and helps her have adventures with her umbrella.
 * : One of the duo is put to work against his will and sprays everyone with water in the process. The turtle king turns out to be taking a family vacation at the same resort the same blue-collar worker is staying at, but not with his original seven children -- it's a new son with mommy confusion.
 * : Turtle king decides to re-enact the first time he kidnapped the damsel, only to get his skin burned off. His son takes over.
 * : Turtle king decides to re-enact the first time he kidnapped the damsel again, but this time his original seven children return after a long absence and team up with his other son. The duo enlists the help of two mushroom folk and the dinosaur, but end up tripping over each other.
 * : The duo from the above examples find themselves in space. They never acquire space suits. Then the universe explodes.
 * : There is more exploration of space. This time the green dinosaur can be used to travel places. They still never acquire space suits. The turtle king's original seven children once again fail to show up despite the previous adventure.
 * : Overweight hero calls his brother a homosexual while going out on a picnic. They proceed to shut a lot of doors in order to condemn buildings. Enclosed within is an instruction book.
 * To be honest, it really isn't any better than it sounds.
 * : Tiny primates are permanently locked inside plastic globes and careen around collecting bananas.
 * : An awful lot of different groups are all working on robots at the same time. The developers make a bunch of Mary Sues to join in the fun. Meanwhile, players play the games rather than actually watch the shows they're based on, despite the fact that just watching the 50 episode shows would probably take less time.
 * : The Mary Sues get their own game series. Now there's only a few groups, but instead, they're making a lot of robots.
 * : Multiple sets of suspiciously similar partnerships team up with robots, giant and otherwise, to fight every villain from at least four games. Much fanservice ensues.
 * : Dolls are brought to life in order to fight each other.
 * : Trophies are brought to life in order to fight each other.
 * : The trophies are brought to life again, only this time there's an actual plot. Much of it involves trophies being brought to life to fight each other.
 * : You drop a cat and it eats a lot of sushi before it hits the ground.
 * : Lead four people from on high to gather a large following, or kill everyone, or both.
 * Alternatively: "Persuadatron". Just "Persuadatron".
 * : Man hacks a computer in exchange for an operation. Six months later, he goes on a rampage, killing every moving thing he sees.
 * : The computer the first man hacked finds another man, knocks him out, and gives him the same operation.
 * Alternatively: Squishy space zombies and insane computer duke it out on FTL ship. Man becomes insane computer's surprise nuke, beats a Russian collectivist, and rebels.
 * : You lead a SWAT team consisting of often bumbling squadmates, who can (and will) blind you with your own flashbangs.
 * : Five uninvited visitors enter a private home and anger the lady of the house at the moment of their arrival. They also take photos of the valuable paintings in the house without permission and kill a notable amount of the inhabitants with kitchen utensils. In the end, they evict the lady using the corpse of her child, who was killed in an incinerator.
 * : Talking drum has two notes.
 * : A hero chosen by fate receives the blessing of his Gods and sets out on a quest to save his world, the hopes of his people carried on his shoulders. You must stop him at all costs.
 * : A boy with a talking sword must save the world from evil businessmen.
 * : Kid Hero tries to avenge the previous hero. The man who betrayed his father comes back to life to help him.
 * Alternatively: Big Guy with a big axe makes a big mess.
 * : The sky is falling. The world's only hope is a guy in a really fruity hat. Failing that, a guy in a really fruity shirt. You are the guy in the shirt.
 * : You fight against angels led by a spandex bodysuit-wearing legendary hero and ruin his plans for world peace.
 * : A Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds with a severe bipolar disorder sets off on a quest to catch'em all while his Clingy Jealous Girlfriend constantly tells him to be a man.
 * : A fanboy and a fangirl alternately break and fix the timeline through cosplay. Extreme cosplay.
 * : A young aristocrat suffers a severe emotional crisis, is betrayed by his most trusted ally, abandoned by his family and country, treated with contempt by his friends, and attempts to kill himself repeatedly.
 * Alternately: A boy and his teacher agree that the best way to solve the world's problems is to Screw Destiny, but end up having an argument about the best method of doing so.
 * An Ex-marine punches things to death while searching for his sister on a ship bigger than some continents.
 * : A White-Haired Pretty Boy fights racism and screams his girlfriend's name in a really dramatic fashion.
 * : A general becomes a schoolboy, then has an identity crisis. His lover and sword follow suit. Don't ask what happened to his pet dragon.
 * : A hooligan goes on a quest to fix a fountain, but ends up in everyone else's quests. His friend disapproves.
 * : A girl's heart breaks, and her friends take her on a journey to put it back together. Later, they save the world from a giant soul-eating flower from space. All this happens by way of Power of Friendship.
 * : Fantastic Racism Considered non-canon... for a series with almost zero continuity.
 * : A young knight gets in a fight with his best friend. The little girl who follows him around frequently has to save him.
 * : An all-powerful leader has you run his errands. If at any point you swear, you instantly die and go to hell.
 * : Bring a bat to a gunfight, run very slowly with a gun that's too large for you, die trying to set people on fire, heal the ungrateful masses, stand very still and hope nobody notices you, blow yourself up trying to reach new heights, set bombs in a corner and wait for people to step on them, solve the same puzzle ("use rifle on man") over and over again, or build some buildings.
 * Alternatively, A construction company and a demolition company fight over each other's briefcases, land rights, and proper waste disposal procedure, all while the teenager complains about the lack of necessary equipment on his side.
 * Alternative the second: sit around doing nothing while hoping that you are rewarded with a purely cosmetic reward as a sign of your hard work. The developers actively troll their fanbase over this.
 * Alternative the third: Gameplay so refined the focus is hat collecting.
 * Alternative the fourth: Play as one of nine different people killing their cosmetically different counterparts by either: running very fast, shooting lots of rockets, being the ultimate Leeroy Jenkins with a flamethrower, throwing bombs around while drunk, ripping people to shreds with a minigun, building automatic guns that only shoot people not wearing your colour, healing people so you can make them invulnerable and get very frustrated when you die whilst doing this, either sniping people to the point where they foam at the mouth, or stabbing them in the back to the point where they foam at the mouth and blowing up buildings by becoming invisible and wearing a literal Paper-Thin Disguise. All the while surrounded by Ludicrous Gibs. Both teams are run by the same person and owned by.
 * Alternative the fifth: A sandbox killing game with no story mode and half the weapons are broken. Requires players to kill anyone who's a different color than they are because they are inferior.
 * Alternative the sixth: A war between a piss-throwing Australian, a smartass who drinks radioactive soda, a cyclops with a grenade gun, a fat sandwich addict who obsesses over his "sasha", a mad German doctor with﻿ technology that hasn't even been invented yet, a gender-unknown person who doesn't have the balls to take their mask off, a French pervert, a brainwashed American who thinks a shovel is an effective weapon, a redneck who, again, has﻿ technology that hasn't been invented yet, and their hordes of clones.
 * Alternative the seventh: Ethnic stereotypes fight to the death in a cartoonish desert and/or industrial environment. Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how many hats you have.
 * : Members of a dysfunctional family violently argue over property.
 * : A Shotoclone fights in a tournament hosted by his father, a Corrupt Corporate Executive. Shotoclone wins and tosses his dad off a cliff.
 * : Shotoclone's father lives. He returns the favor with interest.
 * : Shotoclone's son asks his grandfather for help. Things don't end very well.
 * : Shotoclone's son distances himself from family and attempts to live in peace. Things don't end very well.
 * : Shotoclone's son meets his long lost ancestor. Things don't end very well.
 * : World War III is born from a fighting tournament by Shotoclone's son. Things don't end very well.
 * : Destroy the environment so you can kill an old man and steal valuables from his tomb.
 * : Building supplies drop from the sky, and you must use them to erase any sign of your hard work to build the Kremlin. Failure Is the Only Option.
 * : The same thing, but faster. This time, failure is not the only option, as you're now being graded for your performance.
 * : The same thing with Interface Screw.
 * : Blocks that form iconic shapes must play the game that made said shapes famous in order to escape from their doomed home planet.
 * : Treat ridiculous, made-up illnesses with equally ridiculous, made-up cures for fun and profit.
 * : You hire fursuiters. Should you run out of biscuits, they'll all go on strike.
 * : Among the citizens of an uncaring city, a boy spends most of his time cowering in the dark, hoping that passing authority figures don't see him.
 * : As above, but with robots.
 * : As above, but now he can't swim.
 * : Son of a blacksmith loses his home and reputation, has to rebuild it by dating pretty girls.
 * : A runaway, some dolls, treasure hunters, and a doctor fight over a man's estate.
 * : The protagonist draws circles to try to fix the past. He makes it worse.
 * : A guy who looks like Riddick travels through time and shoots aliens dead. Monkeys are involved. Lots and lots of monkeys.
 * : A woman becomes suicidally depressed after a bad break-up. She solves her problems using jellyfish, glowing bubbles, and Mad Libs.
 * : Rap enthusiasts throw tomatoes at people as they try to fix their ride home.
 * : Wake up, go to school, exercise, study, and date pretty girls. Maybe one of them will confess her love to you under a tree.
 * : Same as above, but replace the tree with a broken clock tower.
 * : Explore Tokyo through its highways, with an opportunity to cruise down an extremely-straight twenty-kilometer stretch.
 * : A gifted archaeologist desecrates the ruins of ancient civilizations and kills local wildlife.
 * : The archaeologist wins by not despoiling the cultural artifact, and is rewarded with.
 * : At the start of the game, the archaeologist is still dead. The first part of the game is told in flashback.
 * : The archaeologist is on the lam for allegedly murdering her teacher.
 * : Reboot. A gifted archaeologist chases after a phallic symbol.
 * : A Japanese salaryman races the clock and evades numerous obstacles to earn the right to breakdance.
 * : Once Upon A Crime in Mexico.
 * : A Million Is a Statistic: The Series.
 * : A 12 year old tactfully earns her work permit by chasing a paper bag in her sleep.
 * : A bunch of girls in a Fantasy Kitchen Sink settle disputes with Extreme Dodgeball.
 * : You play literal Dodgeball against whoever destroyed your shrine.
 * : Ghosts partied at your shrine, a boss from the previous game comes back with the future co-protagonist of the game.
 * : near my shrine? More likely than it sounds!
 * : Ditching the recurrent boss, you wake up a psychotic flower-obsessed girl. The whole story ends up hijacked by a maid.
 * : You twart a goddess's plan to transform the Fantasy Kitchen Sink into a demon tourist trap.
 * : Vampire decides she wants to take her nightly walks whenever she wants. And then her sister leaves the basement.
 * : Groundhog Day (the holiday, not the trope or film) takes Refuge in Audacity. The protagonists are not amused.
 * : A very short, very drunk demon uses her density manipulation powers to make the inhabitants of said Hidden Elf Village party hard.
 * : Two fugitives shelter a draft dodger. This pisses off everyone.
 * : Death slacks off. Many flowers bloom. A certain fairy decides to notify everyone that it's Spring. Repeatedly. With bullets. A familiar youkai who seemingly disappeared with a recurring boss returns after sleeping in for several years, and a paparazzi girl takes over as 'The Recurring Boss'.
 * : Nearly everyone in the series is defeated by the paparazzi.
 * : A goddess needs prayer badly. To survive, she must go in the Fantasy Kitchen Sink with her personal priestess to leach the main character's Clap Your Hands If You Believe power.
 * : The weather goes out of control. The main character's shrine gets wrecked. Twice.
 * : The goddesses from the tenth game needs electricity badly. She decides to give a bird from Hell nuclear powers to start an Industrial Revolution. The bird decides to incinerate the Fantasy Kitchen Sink instead.
 * : The mains + the priestess of the tenth game are off to find a treasure ship. They end up fighting Magical Gandhi instead. Also, UFOs.
 * : The recurring priestess and the two main Ensemble Darkhorses sees a giant... something. They then decide to beat the crap out of each other. The nuclear bird and a frog also joins the fray. Who ordered catfish?
 * : The rest of everyone in the series is defeated by the same paparazzi. Then, a blogger is added.
 * : One of the Ensemble Darkhorses gets her home destroyed by fairies. She vows revenge. Also, one of the mains shows up with flashlights.
 * : Conspicuously colored divine spirits appear out of nowhere. To fix that, the mains, the priestess and the samurai gardener from the seventh game have to beat the tar out of angry, if dimwitted taoists who are threatening the newly-built temple as well as heralding the ressurection of a DJ.
 * : Evil aliens are going to steal your sheep and turn them into a scarf for their Emperor! You must defend them!
 * : White-Haired Pretty Girl moves to a long-abandoned island and attempts to solve a mystery while playing with her Nintendo DS.
 * : Madman builds hellish racetracks. It may be you.
 * : Well, the title alone belies the nature of this top-down mid 90s shareware sci-fi vehicle shooter, but let's give you the skinny: Bitchy woman uses her car to stop gangs named after scavenger birds.
 * : An unemployed librarian and his friends fight a downsized blue-collar worker and his friends.
 * : A multiplayer version of Lemmings.
 * : Play doctor. No, not in a sexy sort of way.
 * : Play as six different doctors, learn the destructive power of butterflies.
 * : In an online game where you fly around like a fairy, a major exploit to move really fast is found in the first week. Sequels would build this feature right into the game.
 * : An Indian goes to Post-Apocalyptic alternate earth where "Time Has No Meaning" to save children from a cyborg viking's armies of robot lizards and the Thuggees from Temple Of Doom with a crystal-powered Martian death-ray that SKULL-FUCKS people to death.
 * Or: Native American kills dinosaurs with guns. Aliens are involved.
 * : An adorable penguin races down customizeable slopes of ice, snow, and rock, often at breakneck speeds.
 * : Adorable characters blow each other to smithereens in order to find a redneck star who grants wishes.
 * : Sadistic millionaire grants a single wish to the person who can survive an all-out war with people in cars that shoot missiles, ice beams and tactical nukes.
 * : He does it again, around the world.
 * : He never did it with Rob Zombie.
 * : He does it again, in some clown's nightmares.
 * : He does it again, again.
 * : Anthropomorphic marsupial goes on quest to save parents, find rest of species, and defeat an evil bird by using a pair of boomerangs, and collecting anything that isn't nailed down, including jewels, geodes, small furry animals, parts of a machine, and more boomerangs. Also has an interesting relationship with a dingo, and occasionally rides on a boar.
 * : A caveman earns money by flying other cavemen in his helicopter.
 * : The locals have unrealistic expectations about their hero. Said hero comes up with increasingly creative ways to assassinate their leader in protest.
 * : If you don't live by a strict code of honor, you lose.
 * : Hero fights the evil forces of Scientology and Electronic Arts.
 * : A girl swings across an absurd dream world with her fishing rod. Said rod is more flexible than Bionic Commando.
 * : Lanky guy with a penchant for guns, hand-to-hand combat and one-liners searches for El Dorado with his Heterosexual Life Partner and April O'Neill. They are beaten to it by Simon Templeman.
 * : Your character and Morrigan team up to stop Alistair and his new boss from discovering immortality.
 * : An adventurer and his 60 year old friend stops Helen Mirren from acquiring a hallucinogenic brass vessel in the middle of the desert.
 * : Your poor driving skills lead you to stop and ask for help at the first house you find.
 * : Sentient one-wheeled vehicles compete in race and stunt competitions.
 * : You are stranded on a planet where the invading reptiles are out to kill you and the natives.
 * : You are stranded on a planet where the invading reptiles are out to kill you and the natives, and the military is out to kill you.
 * : A bunch of people kill each other over and over again.
 * : Same as above, but shinier.
 * : Same as above, but with vehicles.
 * : Same as above, but in an Alternate Universe After the End. It never happened.
 * : Same as above, but grittier.
 * : They do it again, with melee combat and Raiden.
 * : Very loyal military man gathers artifacts of doom instead of dropping them down the nearest black hole, and is rewarded with the ability to make black holes of his own.
 * : An egg travels throughout the world to hatch and fight ghosts.
 * : Thousands of warriors face off in a never-ending battle and die, only to get up and do it again the next day. They gather at shopping malls to do so. Basically Valhalla with less mead.
 * : Massive gang war among diverse groups, such as pirates, enviromentalists, cops, the undead, the mafia, aliens, and the military. Drug use is rampant and aids in the fighting.
 * : An ordinary high school girl gets murdered and spends a lot of time complaining about it.
 * : A royal peacekeeper is sent into a haunted town to rescue the son of the duke of a kingdom. A creepy pale-skinned guy dressed in chain mail taunts him every step of the way.
 * : It's World War Two and you're Poland.
 * Alternatively: It's WWII with women of mass destruction. The Fantastic Racism is due to the fact that you have the wrong hair color. And yes, you are Poland.
 * Alternative to the alternative: Battlefield 1942: JRPG Edition.
 * : A lot of people join the heroine's party and die. But not in that order.
 * : The fate of a Dark World version of LA depends on not opening a Mesopotamian sarcophagus, while you face off against incredibly difficult and terrifying monsters.
 * Alternatively, a disastrous one-night-stand forces a recent hire to prove himself/herself truly worthy of employment.
 * : An opera singer tries to get away from her clingy boyfriend with the help of a sarcastic bat.
 * : A garbage-hauling robot has to stop a sentient nuclear weapon from taking over the world, using only his shooting hands and burning feet. He encounters fat versions of himself, killer light bulbs, and pesky mosquitoes.
 * : A garbage-hauling robot has to stop a bunch of over-mutated bugs and their big-brained queen from taking over the world.
 * : Spend a hundred years providing people with coal and opium.
 * : Movie fanboy obsesses over movies, pretends to be his hero.
 * : Said fanboy teams up with his girlfriend to punch his father in the face.
 * : Fighters from around the world challenge each other for the rights to battle a corporation's metallic Super Soldier.
 * : You are put in charge of a breeding ranch for party favors.
 * : Two ships fight across mini asteroid fields containing mirrors. This was made by an animation company.
 * : Captain of a wrecked ship rescues crewmates by screwing with gravity.
 * Alternatively: A blue man who can't jump (and looks a lot like Sackboy) attempts to save some other colored people with strange names. SPIKES. SPIKES EVERYWHERE.
 * : Mario Kart WITH FUNNY[IER] ANIMALS!
 *  : Hamster with mallet, a water mage, and a dancing canine end a war in the first chapter, conquer the invader's castle in the second chapter, and get eaten in the third. Currently in Development Hell.
 * : A clueless British inventor and his dog do stuff.
 * : A clueless British inventor and his dog try to improve their latest business venture, which leads to them fighting giant bees.
 * : A clueless British inventor and his dog run a seaside resort out of their basement.
 * : A clueless British inventor and his dog invent fish-flavored ice cream and sabotage a fun fair.
 * : A clueless British inventor and his dog join a golf club in order to get the inventor out of an unwanted engagement.
 * : A fuel crisis causes immeasurable havoc.
 * : Immigration leads to a race war. The immigrants win.
 * : The race war expands. Farms make better barricades than guard towers. The natives win. Immigration is temporarily suspended.
 * : Immigration is possible again, but not for long.
 * : War criminals and their descendants rediscover their heritage, and start immigrating again, emigrating from the last place they immigrated to. They are the good guys this time. The racial leaders don't stay dead anymore.
 * : Win by immigrating northwards and creating a new Big Bad for the series.
 * : Everyone is an immigrant and spends their time forcefully displacing the natives. The local government is powerless to stop it since the immigrants will just come back in greater numbers.
 * : The immigrants realize they'll have better opportunities in another country when they discover a hole in border security. A massive exodus soon follows. Displaced aristocrats and marooned space aliens decide they want in on that action.
 * : The immigrants realize they have yet to colonize the Arctic and surrounding areas. They seek to rectify the situation. Meanwhile, a group of natives become disgusted with anti-foreigner sentiment and decide to help the immigrants.
 * : The natives and immigrants resume their war. A senior official, formerly in exile because of his skin color, decides to return home. This causes property values to plummet. Furries and insane corporate executives join the grassroots campaign to kick him out of the country.
 * : The immigrants discover the Far East and, ignoring the protests of the natives, proceed to fight over colonization rights. Almost all of the immigrants decide to learn new things from bears.
 * : A bunch of red-armoured Super Soldiers land on a planet to help the local Redshirt Army fight off an invasion of Different Orcs. A Church Militant shows up, looking for an invasion of The Legions of Hell. It's also licensed.
 * : A Humongous Mecha was wrecked on an icy planet some years ago. The Redshirt Army, reluctantly aided by Better Elves, fight against Different Orcs and The Legions of Hell to get to the 'mech, only to find Terminator-wannabes with pyramids waiting.
 * : A planet belonging to greyskins weak in melee gets invaded by Different Orcs and The Legions of Hell. The Redshirt Army arrives to conquer the planet but attack their Super Soldier "allies" in the process. Terminator-wannabes wake up from a long sleep and Better Elves arrive to stop them.
 * : A system with four planets develops a Negative Space Wedgie and The Legions of Hell show up. The Different Orcs get a stronger leader and try fighting against the human Super Soldiers and greyskins weak in melee. The Redshirt Army gets another leader to replace the one the greyskins shot dead, but has to face the Church Militant Amazon Brigade. Terminator-wannabes wake up from a long sleep and Better Elves arrive to stop them. The Not-So-Much-Better Elves arrive to take slaves and torture people.
 * Except that didn't really happen.
 * : Fat man does a Heel Face Turn, travels through lands named after food, blows up Pirate's gothic tower, and gives his nemesis a priceless object. And there's a Genie in a Bottle involved, who also does a Heel Face Turn and gives a castle...if you give him enough money.
 * : After being robbed by a Pirate, fat man sets out to kick her ass.
 * : Fat man gets sucked inside a music box. There he finds a being who tells him to find a bunch of music boxes, bribing him with the treasure. He then proceeds to desecrate an entire community, kills the locals, only to discover that
 * : Fat man desecrates ancient ruins for money.  And there's Mr. Game & Watch involved.
 * : Fat man gets his castle destroyed out of greed. Goes through a lot of crap to get a treasure, only to discover that.
 * : Fat man helps the Pirate mentioned above shake the crap out of everything so he can beat up different pirate.
 * : Giant snake man is revived by fox-girl and merges Ancient China with Warring States period Japan to kick their collective butts. Of course, the ones to stop him are what remains of the armies of both periods.
 * : Same giant snake man has to be revived by his old and new lackeys. No one is able to stop them but they do get to beat the tar out of his powered up form.
 * : We actually get to see the giant snake man's rampage. He also kicks a few gods' asses as well.
 * : Giant snake man is replaced by an actual giant snake. Everybody dies besides the Justice Freak Horseman, the lazy Ruler and an also lazy Strategist, who are then sent back by the Moon Princess to save everyone.
 * : Go inside the titular sculptures to get killed horribly.
 * : Game-ified exploitation movie.
 * : You create pools of water.
 * : An alligator takes a bath.
 * : An alligator hates eating vegetables.
 * : Regretting your actions gives you a better ending.
 * : A boy finds magic armor that lets him transform into a White Knight to fight an Evil Empire who has its own Dark Knight counterpart. You tag along, but only for the sake of going on your own completely unrelated adventures.
 * : The boy's Unlucky Childhood Friend gets her own Knight while the boy falls into a coma for half the game. You're still there, but the only person who ever acknowledges your presence is an annoying catgirl.
 * : You find yourself in a world where working out is Serious Business. Your Arch Enemy is metabolic syndrome. Your sidekicks are a piggy bank, a talking scale, and a fitness trainer who may or may not be an android. During the course of your adventure, you will avoid panda heads, be turned into a pool ball, and attempt to meditate while an insane sensei screams at you if you don't sit still. It's not a Widget Series.
 * : Pursue further physical fitness by leading a marching band, flying in a chicken costume, and/or chasing robot moles on a Segway.
 * : Play simplified versions of baseball, golf, bowling, boxing, and tennis by swinging the controller around.
 * : Play simplified versions of swordplay, wakeboarding, Frisbee, archery, basketball, table tennis, power cruising, canoeing, cycling, and air sports by swinging the controller around more precisely. The world is more developed and cohesive, and golf and bowling make a return, too.
 * : Amnesiac environmentalists fight against the users of a demonically-possessed science wiki.
 * : Humongous Mecha that are the "incarnations" of Windows OSes blow each other up. Can be a ridiculous Massive Multiplayer Crossover with the plethora of sound-only user add-ons.
 * : Mark Hamill flies a fighter in the Pacific theater of World War II IN SPACE with 7-foot-tall alien furries standing in for the Japanese. There are a lot of cutscenes.
 * : You pull the finger to gravity in rocket ships with missiles.
 * : You're an elf who was falsely accused of killing a sovereign. You prove your innocence by killing the responsibles while being given the chance to bang girls.
 * : A ball rebels against its creator.
 * : You have a knife. They are wearing chaingun-equipped Powered Armor. Good luck!
 * : The Nazis invent hand-held miniguns, a lightning gun, cybernetic Super Soldiers who are Immune to Bullets, and raise an army of zombies commanded by a 20-foot-tall guy with a sword, and lose the war anyway.
 * : Like the previous games, but with turn-based combat and chickens. Oh, and it's for cell phones.
 * : For dead people, fashion is incredibly Serious Business. They overcome difficulties and learn to love. And kill people with Myspace Flare.
 * Alternatively: Dead people kill things and eat food in order to dress the most macho of them in the girliest clothing ever.
 * Alternatively: Emo dead kid plays LARPing game show in order to come back to life.
 * : Historical figures duke it out against each other, and then a shapeshifting alien.
 * : Uh oh, the Cold War didn't end and the Soviets invade. Already sounds propagandic...
 * : Make bridges and towers with gooey balls.
 * : Lacking opposable thumbs, invertebrates use heavy artillery to kill each other instead.
 * : Aliens invade Earth. The only way to defeat them is to send waves of disposable troops at them, capture their equipment, and execute a large, helpless brain on another planet.
 * : Aliens invade from twenty thousand leagues under the sea. The only way to defeat them is to throw waves of disposable troops in diving suits at them, steal their equipment, and execute another helpless brain.
 * Alternatively: If you thought the aliens were unfair in the first game, wait until you get a load of this.
 * : Aliens invade a very large city and try to take over its leaders. The only way to defeat them is to throw waves of disposable troops in absurd-looking suits of armor at them, steal their equipment, and blow up helpless buildings in an alternate dimension.
 * : You are simultaneously the two-most powerful beings on the planet and the biggest whiner in the galaxy.
 * Alternatively, Adam's metaphysical soul reincarnates into a schizophrenic teenager. He fights God with kung-fu.
 * : You watch the prequel movie. Occasionally, there are interactive parts.
 * : A hot scientist builds a hot robot, Jesus rides a spaceship, and a Psychopathic Manchild severs his body parts to frighten a little girl.
 * : A little girl's mind becomes an interactive playground, The Pope tries out his new Humongous Mecha, and a psychotic mass murderer is killed by his brother and ascends to Heaven.
 * : The heroes decide to destroy the universe. This is a good thing.
 * : A White-Haired Pretty Boy saves the world from giant robots using a red plastic lightsaber. The world he's saving also happens to be a giant robot.
 * : Non-humans battle Egyptian man.
 * : Non-humans battle martial artists in a tag team match.
 * : Non-humans, humans with skill, humans with super powers, a cyborg, a demon and an obscure octopus creature battle martial artists and a creepy fanboy in a tag team match.
 * : Non-humans, humans with skill, humans with super powers and a human with power armor battle martial artists, a monster, robots, a mech pilot, an assassin, and another human with power armor in a tag team match. There is occasional outside interference.
 * : The same characters from one side of all the previous games plus more non-humans, another human with power armor, a non-human-hunting robot, and a space alien battle the same characters from the other side of all the previous games plus more martial artists, more monsters, a monster-hunting bounty hunter, more robots, a pirate, a fat walking cactus, a transforming monkey girl, a human with skills and guns and zombies, and a futuristic swordsman in a 3-on-3 tag team match.
 * : Super powered humans, human mercenaries, a tentacle alien, demons, a Norse god, a wolf goddess, a giant head, and a couple of robots team up to stop a platinum blonde Neo and a man in lightning-shooting armor that plan to rule the world and accidentally wake up a giant Planet Eater. They still fight in 3-on-3 tag team matches.
 * : Slaughter thousands upon thousands of relatively unarmored people just doin' their jobs in your quest to overthrow a perfectly legal government. You Bastard.
 * : You fly a foil can armed with laser pointers against the good guys.
 * : You and your friends can pick which side to fight on, all to prolong an ongoing war.
 * : Join the guy from the first game because of daddy issues. Continue to be a terrorist.
 * : You force smiling shapes to kill themselves in order to repair a stained-glass window.
 * : An egg creature is given direct instructions by the game to progress. The game finishes.
 * : Jesus teaches you the Force. You can thank him by kicking him in the jimmies.
 * : A girl travels through her own dreams to collect goodies. Said dreams are completely and totally disturbing.
 * : A ten-year old chocoholic pirate and a flying monkey turn their foes into tools in their quest to reassemble a dead guy made out of jewelry.
 * (Alternatively): A kid shakes his best friend to solve puzzles.
 * : Travel through a fascinating world, meet interesting characters, and smash their faces in with your bare fists. Also, the voice acting is unique.
 * : As the good side's last remaining soldier, you save the universe from certain destruction. All that's left of your epic journey is a tired meme.
 * : You are recruited to stand in for a guy who got killed on his way to the longest Final Boss battle in the history of mankind.
 * : A guy has daddy issues, so you have to use jewelry to kill his pets.
 * : A boy rides inside of a Visual Pun.
 * : An ex-soldier rides inside of a Visual Pun that is acting as a replacement for his heart.
 * : You explore a dungeon with a total of about five enemies. The evil parser remains undefeated.
 * : An anonymous vacuum cleaner salesman takes a crash course in sorcery in order to help a talking lamp overthrow a bald, magic-hating tyrant.
 * : Shoot marbles to appease the Aztec Frog God. Requirements: Pot.