Neon Genesis Evangelion/Haiku

A man screams and cries, Turns it into mecha show, We watch in horror. "-- User:Scan Visor"

Dysfunctional kids, Piloting robots. Congratulations! "-- User:Nat The Writer"

Life can never be Anything but lonely hell, Or else, fake heaven. "-- User:Ryan Thomas"

Angst-filled teenagers; Deconstructs mecha series. What the fuck happened? "-- User:Spiky K"

Mecha plus mind screw, Where are all the therapists? They ran out of ink. "-- User:Fishsicles"

Kid is scared of change Nice Job Breaking It, Hero Now the world is dead "-- User:Wolf Moon Rising"

Drunk Whore, German B*tch Creepy, Pale Clone of Dead Mom Nice Harem there, kid "-- User:Pirate Lord Ridley"

Shinji is a wuss Rei is a clone of mommy Asuka is a bitch! "-- User:Evilian 123"

Robotic Mind Screw Desperately needs therapists And light-hearted stuff "-- User:Chaotic Dreams"

Evangelion The show that makes you fear hugs And other weird crap "--User:Chaotic Dreams"

Don't watch the whole thing In one sitting or else you Might question your life "-- User:Crazed Ninja"

Dysfunction Junction No likeable characters I need Zoloft NOW. "--User:Mc Herpa Derp"

Freud's ideas Oedipus issues and fear What were they smoking? "--User:Cant Not Look At This Site"

Some weird stuff happened and then, "congratulations" the penguin told me. "-- User:Alex Sora 89"

Hedgehog's Dilemna Fear of others and yourself Congratulations! "-- User:Smash Genesis"

Best Series Ever I guess I am a sadist Fucking love this show "-- @/yujyuu"

Can we stop ending these with "Congratulations!" please?