Yet Another Christmas Carol/Quotes

"Mr Carlson: Why don't I get to wake up?!? SCROOGE got to wake up [between ghosts]!

Marley: Scrooge didn't eat one of Johnny Fever's brownies."

- WKRP in Cincinnati

"''Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens

Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens

Even though the prospect sickens

Brother here we go again!''"

- Tom Lehrer.