The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi

The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi is a fanfic starring Sora, Riku, and Kairi, and is a good candidate for the worst Kingdom Hearts fanfic ever written, written by a fangirl so warped that she's almost a caricature of the series' Fan Dumb.

Sora is ready to tell Riku that he loves him, when all of a sudden Kairi appears and yells at him. Sora distracts her by saying that Riku is "making kissy faces" at Kairi (invoking a Panty Shot out of nowhere) and then goes and makes out with Riku. Kairi catches them in the act and yells at them. In response, they pull out their swords and stab her to death, and then desecrate her corpse. Selphie then finds it, and plans to do "fun stuff" with it. The End.

You can find it [here]. A MST by User:Arcadiarika is also found [here] (NSFW, but it's also a Dead MST, having covered the first chapter and edited it with a Screw This, I'm Outta Here disclaimer). You can also listen to [an audiobook production] recorded by Pamachu.

=== Tropes: ===

resident Yaoi Guys make out on the open beach.... people might end up distressed over the random murder of a character.]] session''.
 * Ax Crazy: Sora and Riku.
 * Disproportionate Retribution
 * Double Standard: Kairi's a slut because of her miniskirt, but then the
 * Girl-On-Girl Is Hot: Averted hard.
 * I Love the Dead: Selphie, apparently.
 * Murder the Hypotenuse: The premise.
 * Revenge Fic
 * [[spoiler:Deconstructed with the second chapter. Obviously some
 * Yandere/Cute and Psycho: Kairi.
 * Sora and Riku too, for killing a girl for ''interrupting a makeout
 * Sora and Riku too, for killing a girl for ''interrupting a makeout