Portal (series)/Memes




 * "The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
 * "You will be baked cake."
 * "Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"
 * "Speedy thing goes in, speedy things comes out."
 * "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee..."
 * "When the testing is over, you will be... 'missed'!"
 * "Someday we'll remember this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. O-oh-oh boy."
 * "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee."
 * "I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science!. You Monster!."
 * "We're going to have fun... with Science!"
 * "Don't disappoint me... or I'll make you wish you could die..."
 * "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction..."
 * "Look at me still [verb]ing when there's science to do"
 * "...and when you're dead I will be Still Alive."
 * "Now You're [Verb]ing With Portals", "Now You're Thinking With [Noun]s."
 * The Cake Is a Lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie
 * "I wonder if the pancakes will be a lie too?"
 * "Cave Johnson here/Cave Johnson, we're done here."
 * "That is not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too."
 * "That's 65 percent more bullet per bullet."
 * When life gives you lemons, burn down life's house. WITH THE LEMONS.
 * I don't want lemons, I want pictures of Spider-Man!
 * "The Solution? ROBOTS! Then... fire the guys who made those robots and build BETTER robots!"
 * "BAM! Robots gave us six extra seconds of co-operation. Good job, robots!"
 * "Science isn't about "why?". It's about "why not?"!"
 * "Chariots chariots."
 * "How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."
 * "Space space go to space so much space gotta see it all." "SPAAAAAAAAAACE!"
 * "Dad, I'm in space." "Dad, are you space?"
 * "Space is boring. Gotta go back to earth."
 * "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey lady. Lady. Space."
 * "This should be its own holiday. EXPLOSION DAY!"
 * "Yeah, you know, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate, Larate, Jiu﻿ Jitsu, Kick-punching, belt making, Taekwondo... Bedroom."
 * "DUNDUNDANDUNDUN PLAYING BY OUR OWN RULES NANANA HANGING BY OUR FINGERS FROM A MOUNTAIN DUNDANDANDANDAN"
 * They told me, that if I ever [insert action here], I would DIE!
 * "Well, this is the part where [insert action here]".
 * "Hello, this is the part where [insert action here]!"
 * Ch. 9: The Part Where [insert action here].
 * Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where [insert action here].
 * Achievement Description: This is that part.
 * And I-AH! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!
 * AH! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil...
 * Holmes vs Moriarty! Aristotle vs... MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
 * "I! AM NOT! A MORON!"
 * "COULD A MORON DO [insert action here]?!"
 * Fact: everything said by the Fact Core is a meme.
 * When drawing Wheatley as a human, he most often looks like Stephen Merchant (Wheatley's voice actor).