Fern Gully/Funny

"Crysta: "But just think! Humans, back in the forest!"
 * The vast majority of Batty's dialogue.
 * "Oh! Gravity works!"
 * "Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"
 * "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
 * "I have but one claw; but beware."
 * "Oh, it's Darwin's grab-bag!"
 * This gem:

Batty: "Yep. There goes the neighborhood."

Crysta: "Be nice, Batty!"

Batty: "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- (Zak slaps him to quiet him) Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?""

"Zak: (after being shrunk) "Am I... dead?"
 * "Human tales? Human's don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"
 * This exchange:

Crysta: "No."

Batty: (eagerly) "We can fix that for you.""

"Batty: "Awesome use of the language, dude.""
 * After Zak's Totally Radical dialogue:

"Goanna: Oh, man. You owe me a free dinner after this one."
 * Batty hamming it up to try and convince Crysta not to go to Mt. Warning. Particularly the way Robin Williams says, "Help me, my little wings can't make it!"
 * The goanna's line after he reluctantly lets Zak go:

"Crysta: You can't eat him! He's a human!
 * Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged.
 * This exchange:

Goanna: Uh... what's a human?

Batty: Delicious and nutritious. Tastes just like chicken!"

"Zak: Great! I've been shrunk by an amateur!"

"Batty: Nobody cares about me.

Zak: I do, Bat-Man!

Batty: You sure?

Zak: I'm positive.

Batty: Only fools are positive.

Zak: Are you sure?

Batty: I'm positive! (beat) I fell for it! I should have known!"


 * More hammy Batty: "I'M BLIND!! (beat) "I can see! It's a miracle!!"