Runaways/Funny

"Nico: I told you like ten times to stay out of my stuff.
 * Issue 25 of Vol. 2 It... makes sense in context.

Molly: But we're heisting! Why couldn't you wear normal-person stockings anyway? I'm gonna have waffle-face."

"Molly: You. Bad man. *Megaton Punch* Me. Bad ass!"
 * During the Teenage Wasteland arc, some convenience store robbers(who turn out to be something else entirely) confuse the gang with Power Pack, a much earlier group of kid superheroes
 * The opening scene in Vol. 1 where The Avengers start acting bizarrely out of character during a mission to stop the Incredible Hulk from destroying The White House. It turns out . Actually scratch that, all of the opening scenes introducing the main characters and their families are quite humorous as well.
 * "Why aren't you awesomed by me?!"
 * In the second volume of Runaways, Victor tries to do a Fastball Special with Molly. Molly is the strongest member of the team. Guess who turns out to be Wolverine.
 * Molly taking on Eli Roston. (Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.)

"Chase: K Kcht. Eagle One to German guys from Die Hard, what is your position? KK Rrzt. This is German Guys, we are splitting up a bazillion dollars in diamonds and primo weed while you freeze your ass off up there pretending you have a walkie talkie, over. KHHHT."
 * HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY AN EVIL BLACK MAN FROM THE 1980'S!"
 * "Dude, you don't have to bring race into this."
 * Chase talking to himself at the start of the "Dead End Kids" Arc