Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1 E1 Welcome To The Hellmouth/Quotes

"''"I kind of had a problem with the math."

"Which part?"

"The math."''"

- Xander and Willow

""The new kid? She seems kind of weird to me. What kind of name is Buffy?"

[walking by] "Hey, Aphrodesia.""

- Girls in locker room

"Cordelia: Some guy was stuffed in Aura's locker.

Buffy: Dead?

Cordelia: Totally dead. Way dead.

Xander: So, not just a little dead, then."

""It's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all the blood has been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going, 'Ooh'?""

- Buffy to Giles

"''"Into each generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One. One born with the--"

"...the strength and skill to hunt the vampires to stop the spread of their evil Blah Blah Blah. I've heard it, okay?"''"

- Giles and Buffy

"''"Something's coming, something, something... something is, is gonna happen here. Soon!"

"Gee, can you vague that up for me?"''"

- Giles and Buffy

""You're standing at the mouth of hell. And it's about to open.""

- Angel

"''"Who Are You??"

"Let's just say... I'm a friend."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't need a friend."

"I didn't say I was yours."''"

- Buffy and Angel

"[holding an outfit in front of herself] "Hi, I'm an enormous slut! [holds another outfit in front of herself] Hello, would you like a copy of The Watchtower? [sighs] I used to be so good at this.""

- Buffy

"''"Are you going out tonight?"

"Yeah, I'm going to a club."

"Oh. Will there be boys there?"

"No, Mom. It's a nun club."''"

- Joyce and Buffy

"''"From now on, I'm only going to hang out with the living - I mean, lively...people."

"Okay. You have fun."''"

- Buffy and Joyce

"''"I thought Xander was going to show up."

"Oh, are you guys going out?"

"No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."

"How come?"

"He stole my Barbie. [Beat] Oh, we were five."''"

- Willow and Buffy

"''"I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."

"You really haven't been dating lately."''"

- Willow and Buffy

"''"A vampire appears to be completely normal, until the feed is upon them. Only then do they reveal their true demonic visage."

"You're like a textbook with arms. I know this."''"

- Giles and Buffy

""Okay, first of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, okay? You look like DeBarge.""

- Buffy to Vampire

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