Fetch Quest/Quotes

"Remember when we were going through the Egg Corridor and everything had meaning? And now we're collecting puppies. I kinda feel like somewhere, we missed the point. Is the puppy collection necessary? Why can't you keep your eye on your own puppies?"

- Deceased Crab, Let's Play Cave Story: "10: Damn Puppies!"

"Man, making new content is hard. Making fetchquests is EASY, though!"

- Al McMasters

"I've found myself transported to World of Warcraft."

- Trestkon

"Maxwell: We're gonna take this element from gameplay and turn it into a fun, real-life exercise. Ready?

pipes!: What're we doing?

Maxwell: Ferr!

Ferr: Yeah?

Maxwell: Get me a beer, it's in the fridge.

Ferr: ...Okay. (walks off) THERE'S DRAGONS IN HERE!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!

Maxwell: [...] Did you find beer in there?

Ferr: Uh, no.

Maxwell: Oh. Turns out the beer is at the liquor store, and the quest is now to go to the liquor store and get me some beer.

Ferr: Right, um-

Maxwell: I've heard rumors of a liquor store to the south.

pipes!: Wait-wait-wait-wait, how's he gonna get there? Can he drive your car?

Maxwell: He can fast-travel.

pipes!: That's like driving a car, right? Doesn't he need a key to drive the car to go to the liquor store?

Maxwell: He needs the magical Key of the Kings. It's infused with the power of Heavenly Ӕthera, Goddess of Nightmoons.

Evek: And that key is somewhere to the north.

Ferr: Forget this!

Maxwell: Just go the liquor store, it's not like the liquor store is gonna be under siege by demons and dinosaurs from another dimension."

- The Freelance Astronauts, LPing Oblivion

"If there's one thing we're good at, it's finding weird objects!"

- Serah Final Fantasy XIII-2