Naruto the Abridged Series/Funny

"Kurenai: (In black and white flashback) Kakashi, protect me... With your penis!
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: This scene in the black and white flashback Kakashi has in Episode 23:

Asuma: Me too. (Snaps back to present/colored Asuma for a second, to Kakashi) The hell, man!?!"

"Kurenai:(same black and white deal) "Kakashi, save me, you sexy, sexy man!"
 * His southern accent makes it sound hilarious.
 * Sorry, but quite frankly this one's funnier:

Asuma: "Yeah, save us... You sexy, sexy man." (Reverts to present) "Okay, I did NAWT say that!""

"Kurenai: Honestly, what would Anko say if she heard you talking about me like that?
 * What makes it even better is how Asuma objects throughout the flashback, while Kurenai calmly waits for him to finish before calling him out on his bullshit.
 * Then afterwards we get Kurenai's response to the flashback.

Anko: (off screen) Whooo! Threesome!"

""COCK-A-MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOO!""
 * "Japanese Hitler!!!"
 * Sasuke has learned the ability to defeat his brother and the log... (Beat) ...Yeah, no.
 * "Everyone... loves.. the carameldansen...."
 * The running theme of the horror that is Gai's naked body.
 * "Really? The villains of this arc are the Map Quest ninjas?"
 * "Hold on Vegeta! In a later arc, they bring back Mizuki."
 * "God damnit I hate filler arcs.."
 * "I'm Gaara. Of the Funk."
 * * LOG'D!* 
 * Zabuza's unmasked voice:
 * You want voice differentiation? That's GAARA!
 * "Are you done? You sure? 'Cause I'm not going to get interrupted again by that stupid plot! Okay then. Haku, you're min--* scene cut* SON OF A FUC(bleep) MIS(bleep) CUN(bleep bleeeep) BALONEY!"
 * "NO! Now alone time is useless!"
 * Clucky's triumphant return to.

"Kakashi: I can't put my finger on it, but something doesn't feel right about these two.
 * Episode 23 has many:
 * The part where Kakashi first sees the Akatsuki at the teahouse.

Itachi: (to waitress) Do you have... evil tea?"

"Kurenai: (flashback) Kakashi! Protect me...with your penis.
 * Why yes. Yes we do.
 * Excellent. Excellent! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * Kakashi's flashback of his fight with Itachi and Kisame involves him being overly heroic, Itachi and Kisame as Evil Brits complete with mustaches and monocles, and Kurenai (and Asuma) treating him like a sex god.

Asuma: (flashback) Me too!

Asuma: (reality) The hell man!"

"Jiraya: Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on [Sasuke]? You know, the only one you actually have left?
 * Naruto singing "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
 * Kakashi and Jiraya's conversation in episode 28, after Sasuke and Naruto's fight:

Kakashi: I guess you're right.. At this rate, he and Naruto will become like you and Orochimaru were!

Jiraya: What, immensely attractive and studly?

Kakashi: ... No, I was thinking more along the lines of bitter rivals.. And Orochimaru? Seriously?

Jiraya: You'd be surprised. You'd be veery surprised."

"Orochimaru: The tree has matured. The baby has been born. The meat has.. Gone.. Bad...
 * Also, earlier that episode:

Sakon: Um, do you want us to go to the grocery store?

Orochimaru: Yes. I want you, to buy me, a ninja named Sasuke! NAO! .. Oh, and some bread too."

"Sakon: Doesn't it seem like spiderguy's been gone for a while?
 * Three words: Ninja Info Cards!
 * Episode 31:

Tayuya: You mean like a few hours?

Sakon: No, I mean, like, three months.

Tayuya: Oh yeah!

Sakon: Well I'm sure he's hard at work and not goofing off.


 * Cut to Kidomaru's face photoshopped onto a dancing man with techno mosic playing in the background*

Kidomaru: Wheeeeeeee!"


 * "Please don't punch my catheter!"
 * "You have to get out of the village!" She said. "The cherry blossoms are coming, and they're going to take away my tortillas! Get that cow out of the way!" *moo*
 * Hee hee, *moo*.