Unlaconic Laconic Wiki (Darth Wiki)

The Laconic is all well and good, but some of them are a bit too short. What they need is to be stuffed with Filler and doused in flowery language, to the point where it all becomes a crufty mess.

(Imagine reducing a 1000x1000 pixel picture to 100x100, then expanding it to 1000x1000 again. That's the Unlaconic Laconic Wiki.)

Laconic: The dark, cold, foreboding cousin of our beloved encyclopedia of devices used in fiction, the Darth Wiki is a perversion of the virtues that its predecessor stands for, the darkness the lies in every troper's heart given the form of black-on-white lines of text. For some reason, the denizens of said encyclopedia treat this section as a source of endless amusement and laughter.