The Spectacular Spider Man (Animation)/Funny

"Rhino: (completely deadpan) "I hate you. So much.""
 * A good majority of the show's CMOF is on this one video.
 * Start at 6:50. The CMOF comes out of nowhere, and during EVERY repeated watching this troper has burst into uncontrollable giggles. GAHHAHAHAHA!
 * During the Christmas battle with the Sinister Six, Spider-Man defeats Rhino by  which gives way under his weight. Just before he falls:

"Spider-Man: Come one come all, before your very eyes, the world's largest dehydrated turtle!"
 * 7:01 to 7:10 of this. 'Nuff said.
 * Spidey's trolling of Rhino in general tends to bring about a lot of funny one liners. For example;

"Aunt May: Peter you must meet Mrs. Watson's daughter, Mary-Jane
 * Peter's initial thoughts on Mary Jane:

Peter: Oh? What's she like?

Aunt May: Well, she's got a wonderful personality!

Peter: D:"

"Doc Ock: (while repeatedly slamming Spidey around) Glib! Does not! Equate! With clever! Spider-Man!
 * In what proves to be his only appearance in the series due to cancellation, Cletus Kasady can be seen briefly sitting in the prison therapy group. He is wearing a Santa hat.
 * This little exchange between Spidey and Doc Ock is classic.

Spidey: Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.

Doc Ock: Do you ever SHUT UP?!?

Spidey: Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle."

"(After Green Goblin suggests that he and Spider-Man team-up and rule NYC together).
 * A lot of Green Goblin's lines are sadistically funny. That said, this quip from Spidey is hilarious.

Spidey: "Are we talking Manhattan or all five? Nah, I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green. Or, you know, psychotic.""

"Bernard: (greeting everyone) Mr. Osborn, Master Harry... Spider-Man."
 * Bernard Houseman (the Osborns' butler)'s remarkable stoicism in the last episode, after emerging from the wine cellar:

{{quote| Spidey: There she is! And with Flash. Ew! Well, at least Flash isn't evil... well, at least he's not possessed by an evil symbiote.
 * When Spider-Man believes Venom might be after MJ.

*beat*

Spidey: (with suspicion} At least not as far as I know... }} "Peter: "Boss, I'd like a word..."
 * Which is now also an example of Hilarious in Hindsight, due to recent events in the comics.
 * In "Destructive Testing," after a rather embarrassing defeat, Sergei Kravinoff goes hunting for Spider-Man - using his faithful lion to track locations that the webslinger has been to. What follows is a dialogue-less montage of Sergei and the lion's travels. At the Daily Bugle, we see lots of scared employees - except Jameson, who based on body language, is clearly yelling at the hunter and the lion to get out of his office.
 * When Jonah starts his smear campaign against Spider-Man, Peter bursts into his office:

Jonah: "How 'bout "scram?" Or two words, "scram kid." Or seventeen! "Get out of my office in two-point-three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!"

Peter: Beat "How... how did you count so... never mind.""

"Jonah: "Soon he'll be caught, jailed, and run out of town!"
 * Also a nice bit of Fridge Brilliance: Jonah is a life-long newspaperman: counting words is second-nature to him.
 * Later in that same episode:

Peter: (muttering as he stalks off) "How can he be jailed and run out of town?""

"Tombstone: "I really should start locking those windows.""
 * In the Episode "Nature vs. Nurture," there's a moment where Spider-Man leaves Tombstone's office and is immediately followed by Venom coming in.


 * After Flint Marko robs a bank for the first time as Sandman, he turns into sand so he can escape through the sewers, then frustratingly realizes that the bulky money bags didn't go down with him.
 * In "Group Therapy", while telling the other members of the Sinister Six about Doc Ock's escape plan, Adrian Toomes gives Sandman a sandwich.
 * In "Probable Cause", Sally Avril calls Peter "Stinky Pete".