Mahou Sensei Negima/Funny

These entries are (roughly) in (approximate) chronological order (maybe). The further down the page you go, the more likely you are to run into spoilers.

"Negi: "Hello there. Not everyone can be lucky in love.""
 * Not even five minutes into the first episode of Negima! we see Asuna in a fish costume doing a ridiculous dance and chant for Professor Takahata's love, and then - out of nowhere, compared to the manga - we get this gem from Greg Ayres, in a british accent.

"Chamo: "Saishoudoukin." Well... you sure know some hard words, young lady. I guess they don't call you a book lover for nothing.""
 * Negi revealing himself to be the new homeroom teacher. The manga is funny to be sure, but in Negima?!, there is dead silence for around ten full seconds. And then Negi gets swarmed by every girl in the room except Asuna and Chisame.
 * At the beginning of the seventh volume of Mahou Sensei Negima, Asuna starts acting as though she has suddenly fallen in love with Negi, which was done dramatically (more or less) until it was revealed that she had partaken of a Love Potion by mistake. She starts to act relieved...and then this happens.
 * The fact that the victim of The Glomp has a major Bodyguard Crush on the girl who's latched onto her makes it even funnier.
 * Neh, where I come from, "glomps" don't start with your arms around someone's waist and your face snuggled up against their hips... ;-)
 * It all depends on the reaction time. Setsuna's was better, but not by enough. ^_^
 * I don't think that's Setsuna's waist she has her arms around...
 * Evangeline bursting into the room of the exhausted "Guardian Angels" towards the end of the Kyoto arc with a rousing "Transform and Roll Out!".
 * Nodoka's perfect CMoF: "Still, there are no good ways to resolve a love triangle, after all.. What should I do...? My desired... solution... Saishoudoukin?!?" Little pervert... She'd be a freak if it wasn't for her social / self-esteem issues.

""Negi Party Obliterated - Record time: 57 seconds!""
 * Heck yes. There is a reason she's outclassed Evangeline on the Sensuality (read: Ero Factor) on the Love Negi list...
 * The absolute best part of that page? The facial expressions. Starting with the little doodle of Nodoka, Negi, and Yue sharing a bed looking completely sweet and innocent. Nodoka and Negi are all smiles, and Yue is all "doo-de-doo-de-doo..." Not to mention Nodoka's BSOD, and the ZOMGWTFBBQ look on Negi's face, in the panels under it.
 * Notice that in the little panel that's censored: A) all three are nude, and B) Yue is atop Negi. Wow, Nodoka, just wow.
 * When Nodoka's preparing for her date with Negi in volume ten, she ends up desperately trying not to think about French-kissing Negi, which makes a picture of it appear in her artifact, captioned on top by my personal favorite line in the entire manga: "TODAY'S GOAL".
 * Don't leave shikigami clones alone for too long...
 * In the Mahora Fest Tournament Takane is hit by a strip beam while most of the cast is surprised/horrified Chizuru laughs at her
 * When Chao reveals her ultimate weapon, these reaction faces happen.
 * What's the best weapon to use against your young, charismatic nemesis with a large, fiercely competitive Unwanted Harem?

"Albireo: Don't worry, I'm not planning anything devious.
 * What's even funnier, Makie and Ayaka appear out of nowhere just in time to question its existence and demand to see its contents. priceless...
 * Albireo Imma's interactions with Eva (he and Nagi are said to be her natural enemies). For example:
 * Eva's reactions to the upped stakes in the bet on the Setsuna/Asuna bout.
 * Their discussion over what might happen if Negi accepts offer.
 * On the subject of Albireo, this:

Kaede: Can I trust you on that?

Colonel Sanders: I swear to god on my name (smiles)

Kaede: That's a pretty difficult-to-trust smile.

Colonel Sanders: I get that a lot."

"Negi: THE SHARK KNOWS KENPO?!"
 * Chapter 222: Tea is EXTREMELY Serious Business. Special note of the last panel, with Negi's hilariously pissed off face.
 * Just about anything Jack Rakan does usually counts. Especially the method he uses to defeat Fate's minions.
 * You'll note that while both he and his opponents come out unharmed in that fight, Chamo gets stabbed through the chest and no one seems to care.
 * Chapter 247 gives us one of the best Red Baron type nicknames ever: "That Damn Guy Who You Can Stab With Swords All You Like And It Won't Do A Thing, Dammit!"
 * I don't know why, but considering Akamatsu's extensive use of of Godiva Hair and Barbie Doll Anatomy during bath scenes, the fact that Rakan gets mosaic is somehow incredibly funny.
 * Jack Rackan faces Fate's girls again. Yes LIKE THAT. Fate's face in the first page makes it even funnier.
 * The end of that fight is probably the most hilarious part.
 * Chapter 235 has one of the funniest Samus Is a Girl moments ever. Also a lot of Skinship Grope.
 * Even funnier when you notice that this character is, similar to the trope-naming character.
 * Chapter 218: The Captain of the 17. Unit of the bounty-hunting division of the mercenary association "Canis Niger" Alexander "Twilight" Zaytsev was called back at his home town. With.
 * Makie can't think of any worries.
 * On the same page: "Ch-Chizu-nee went and... (A large number of spring onions...)"; "I get stripped." The response? "Please have faith in life."
 * For the record, it doesn't mean "having too many worries to pick one from", as she has none to pick from. Which is a worry in itself. But then she really does have a worry, but if she has a worry, then she can't worry about not having any worries, because she would have one, but if she did, she wouldn't... I think I see why she needed a therapist. Just thinking about it gave me a headache.
 * Much later, we get a completely straight example of what this might mean. Fits so exactly it almost has to be a callback...
 * Aaaaand Makie not having any worries has now graduated to the level of a plot point.
 * Don't forget the paint job on Ayaka's private jet.
 * In Chapters 175 and 183, Mana and Kaede's attempts to get discounts at the cinema.
 * Sayo lets us all know the deep, political implications of Fate's schemes.
 * Don't forget the Kung Fu Shark.

"Fate: (With spellbook in hand) Huh... so it was that kind of spell... (Although I didn't mean to take off her clothes)."
 * More like Ku Fei Shark...
 * Chapter 251 has Negi attempting to fight off the Ariadne guards without hurting them. His solution? Pull out the Black Magic... and combine it with the series' primary disarming spell. Nodoka's Oh Crap look in the preceding panel makes it even better, as she's obviously aware of what's about to happen.
 * Jack Rakan's Pensieve Flashback has some moments, too. Such as how Rakan defeated Eishun, or some insights on the princesses' personality: Arika once smacked Nagi for refusing to go shopping with her.
 * Not to mention Zect's quips.
 * Fate attacking Asuna with Water Spirits... that tickle her into submission. While Naked. When Setsuna and Negi arrive immediately after the fact, they naturally assume the worst. (NSFW)
 * When they start groping Asuna, Fate takes out a spell book.

": That never happened... That never happened..."
 * The "Negi Wars". In fact, Anya herself is a walking CMOF until she enters the Magic World.
 * Kotaro's reaction in the beginning. Not to mention the conclusion and aftermath.
 * Chapter 253. . 'Nuff said. For those who are really curious, see this and this.

"Rakan:
 * The revelation, way back when Chachamaru was discovering love, that she was, er, discovering love. Everything from Hakase's long winded rant in one speech bubble, to the fact that her "memories" of Negi are quite literally image files that she's been saving, and Hakase looks through her memories using Windows. That's right, the robot capable of love is apparently either backwards-compatible, or running on Windows.
 * Obviously,she's using VNC and SSH to remotely browse Chachamaru. :-P
 * Expansion of acronyms for the non-tech-savvy?
 * Virtual Network Computing (controlling one computer by interacting with another) and Secure Shell (protocol that lets data be shared between said computers safely). Funny because these are indeed technologies we use today.
 * Please, she's a Mad Scientist; she probably just created her own OS that superficially resembles windows. Using existing technology would just be boring...
 * Chapter 256: Rakan's demonstration of the Zanmaken: Ni No Tachi and his new name for it. As well as Setsuna's reaction.

Setsuna:"

"Asuna: Don't worry! Leave it to me, Honya! I will protect your lips! If you want to kiss Honya-chan, you've gotta kiss me first!
 * "Negi, the Kissing Terminator". The aftermath? Asuna literally has a near-death experience.
 * So does Negi.
 * Asuna's Freudian Slip... and the result.

(Beat)

(Beat)

(Beat)

Negi: I understand. Then I'll kiss Asuna-san first.

Asuna: Eh? Ahhh... Oh! Ah, that's not right. I meant to say "You have to beat me first." I said it wrong, it doesn't count."

""...are all of those Nagi's girls...? Truly, the world is unfair..."
 * Chapter 257. Negi's Chick Magnet status causes some jealousy.

"Yeah, I'm starting to think somebody does need to kick his ass one of these days...""

"Rakan: Nothing is impossible for me."
 * Chapter 260: Jack Rakan can see the flashbacks too. That is, other people's flashbacks.

"Rakan: Creating a tempest whirling at speeds of a hundred kilometers per hour around the target, whilst the target herself feels nothing but the soft touch of a gentle breeze! Truly the ultimate wind technique for granting the dreams of men!!"
 * "Hi-Ougi: Muon Mekuri & Nugashi Jutsu!" "Rakaaan... Bakufuuken! Soyokaze Reppuuken!"

"Rakan: That's it! NICE DARKNESS!
 * Negi and Ku's awesome armwrestling match. So intense it leaves a crater in the floor. And did I mention they sat down to do this in the middle of a formal high society ball?
 * And that crater is purely from Ku Fei's Ki, she didn't pin Negi's hand or that would have ended the match right there. But I really LOL'd at Ku Fei's mind game after the pactio.
 * "Make a bad face and punch" when Negi first starts learning from Jack Rakan.

Chisame: NO, that's wrong in every sense of the word! Who is that?!"

"Asakura: Do you like the way Negi screws, or the fact that it's Negi screwing?"
 * From chapter 262: this.
 * Chizuru: 400 points.
 * Chachamaru. Winding. That is all.
 * "Ah! My hand slipped!"

"Arika: I do not dislike you."
 * A subtler one, which becomes funny between her expression and what she just went through: "Main event?"
 * In Ch. 269, the method Nagi uses to stop Arika's Self-Deprecation. Her reaction is priceless, too. Shocked-looking Chibi!Arika = funny (and also looks pretty much exactly the same as Negi does when he's in the same state). And don't forget Nagi's facial expression while he was doing it.
 * Also, Arika is a Tsundere to the last. How does she respond to the most awesomely romantic rescue imaginable?

"Arika: Well?! Is there something wrong with that?!
 * This was after Nagi told her she's speaking too quietly; and he thinks she still is, though he's almost certainly bluffing and just wants her to get over her Shrinking Violet moment on her own. She does, which leads to the following exchange:

Nagi (smirks): No... Nothing at all. (cue one prolonged deep kiss)"

"Akira: H <3 ("doinks" Negi on the head)"
 * And after Nagi kisses Arika he cuddles her and says "Awww, you poor little thing! You've really gone and lost weight in there, huh? Though it looks like that hasn't stopped your chest from growing..." to which Arika responds by punching him clear into the sky.
 * That sentence wouldn't be complete with this caption "All for me!". Seriously, I almost went to the hospital because of oxygen deprivation( from laughing nonstop!).
 * Chapter 270. After the Backstory is over and the girls are all "aaaaaaw, it all had a happy ending", look at Kurt Godel's face in the first panel. Prepare to start laughing.
 * Kuu Fei's reaction to the whole BackStory. Priceless.
 * 's friends's reactions? Even better!
 * Emily's reaction to Haruna addressing Yue without using an honorific.
 * Negi loses his magic-enabling ring. Evangeline teases him about it. Akira comes to her own conclusion.
 * Negi's Fourth Wall Breaking "Kilroy was here" pose just adds to the hilarity.
 * For some reason, this scene in that chapter cracks me up.

"Rakan: Watch out, girly! Here comes the human atomic bomb!
 * Aaaaaaaargh! It's the HUMAN ATOMIC BOMB!
 * Then Rakan totally runs with it.

Natsumi: Noooo! I'm going to be violated!"

"Sayo: Ah...Uhmm, please stay away okay!? It's dangerous!"
 * And then Chisame stops the joke with an impromptu Shining Wizard.
 * Death of a thousand cats.
 * In Ch. 273, the close-up image of.
 * Same chapter,
 * Chapter 274. Sayo and her Gatling Gun.

"Theo: (Sweat Dropping) Wh..What exactly is this ridiculous object..?"
 * Made even funnier by the fact that a couple panels later, it's clear that Sayo's enjoying it.
 * "Nagi and Rakan are keeping a healthy distance, each staking out the other in a cold, staring, deadlock." And then on the next page...
 * Chapter 283. Nodoka tries to read 's mind. This is what her Artifact says.
 * Chachamaru's artifact, while Badass, looks quite hilarious. Princess Theo's comment on its appearance is what makes the moment.

"Chisame: Normal people are a rare and precious commodity in a class like ours!"
 * And if the handheld component of the artifact (the Target Designator unit) isn't hilarious looking enough...
 * Makie tries helping Negi early on in chapter 56. Just look at Konoka in the background.
 * In the very first volume, Negi's eventual exasperated, resigned reaction to all the female attention? Just three succinct words. "DAMN MY CHARISMA!"
 * Please specify what chapter and page please. I want to look it up.
 * It may just be in the Del Rey translation that he says that. IIRC, this is the page.
 * One of Del Rey's better line changes. Another funny one is Asuna's "Are you on CRACK!?" in response to Negi wanting to be trained by Evangeline (which Eva repeats word-for-word when he asks her), or Evangeline's "Time to transform and roll out!" at the end of the Kyoto arc.
 * Chapter 210 gives us one of the cheerleader's opinions of what happened to Negi and co. It's even funnier when you realize the alien is the same image that was used to describe Evangeline as a vampire.
 * Chapter 285. The gang opens up the Magia Erebia scroll to try to figure out how to deal with Negi's newfound Super-Powered Evil Side and accidentally find out how Evangeline spends her free time (warning: exposed skin).
 * Missed this the first time I read it but the bottom right panel on this page. Perhaps not the crowning moment for the series, but for Asakura at least..
 * If you note the position of her skirt, it's not likely that she's actually using it. she's probably just in there fore the privacy.
 * Chisame's reaction to

"Chamo: Here he comes! (That's my bro!)
 * Hers and Chamo's faces and reactions to Negi's suggestion to Akira that they form a Pactio. The differences are amazing.

Chisame: His natural gigolo talk!"

"Yuuna: Oh... WOOHOO! With this...
 * Chapter 289.

Negi:"

"Setsuna: I... I'm sorry, sensei!"
 * No mention Negi's first hot spring experience in Kyoto.

"Negi: EH...? E... H... EEEHH??!!! IS IS IS IS THAT SO??!!! AH HMM EH OH."
 * Fate patting one of his catgirl servants on the head . Plus the other servants' reaction.
 * Negi finds out that someone is attracted to him.

"Negi Springfield:
 * The "not at all serious" character stats page has a few hilarious entries.

Understanding of the Female Heart: 2

Sis-con: 8

Aisaka Sayo:

Existence: 3

Kakizaki Misa:

Shota-con: 8

Seductive Assault: 8

Negi Prowling: 8

Sakurazaki Setsuna:

Kono-chan♡: 10

Ojou-sama!: 10

Karakuri Chachamaru:

Protecting and Taking Care of Eva: 8

Messing with Eva: 9

Naba Chizuru:

Likeness to Middle Schooler: 2

Hakase Satomi:

Mad Scientist: 10

Zazie Rainyday:

Number of Lines: 1

Enigma: 10"

"Chisame: No, no, no... this is just not happening! (aside)It's just stupid! You can't just throw stuff like this into the story out of nowhere...! Where's the foreshadowing?! / I - I mean, okay, so has been the most suspicious member of our class since God-knows-when, but still...!"
 * Negi's Chick Magnetism finally gets to Eva-chan
 * Chapter 292: The explanation of the plan . Seriously, it HAS to be seen.
 * I especially love the "perverted four eyed human slicer" bit used to describe Tsukuyomi.
 * How about the "Space-Time No Underwear Duo"? (aka Tamaki and Koyomi)
 * The look on Negi's face when appears from out of nowhere to fight him in the Very Definitely Final Dungeon in the Magical World is priceless. A mixture of "what the hell" and "Oh Crap".
 * It's especially funny because it perfectly mirrors the looks on the readers' faces.
 * Chisame's Lampshade Hanging when showed up

"Arika: I-I must apologize for my terrible husband..."
 * Chapter 297: Where everybody's version of is revealed and all we get to see from Setsuna's is.
 * Question: Are we sure this was Setsuna's fantasy and not Konoka's.
 * We're sure. Because the next page reveals Konoka's dream which was to play with Setsuna as kids. Then again, there is that possibility...
 * In Konoka's perfect world, Setsuna would call her "Kono-chan", instead of "Ojou-sama." That's definitely Setsuna's dream.
 * Made even more hilarious by going all Comically Serious at THAT sight. "My apologies."
 * And no points for guessing what Nodoka's version of is.
 * What about Shiori/'s version?
 * They're not the only ones who wishes for such.
 * THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER AND CHILD ARE YOU?!

"Makie:"
 * In chapter 298,

"Chisame: OH GOD, SHE IS TOTALLY A FINAL BOSS CHARACTER! LOOK AT THAT DESIGN!
 * Chisame's reaction to that she is immune to Cosmo Entelechia...when she learns that she is completely satisfied with her life, her brain breaks when she realizes that she has wholeheartedly accepted the all the magical shit in her life.
 * In chapter 299, while everyone was awakening from their versions of, Haruna muttered, "World dominatio...huh?" You truly are Chaotic Neutral, huh?
 * Also, reactions when  speak about  are priceless
 * Even better: Chisame AGAIN talking like a Gamer Chick upon seeing go One-Winged Angel. And to amp the hilarity even more,  replies in game terms.


 * (completely deadpan) I have a rather high status among . Yes, high enough to be "final boss material"."

"Nita-sensei: Oh no, the crying begins..."
 * In chapter 73 lower right panel. You have to love the look on their faces. Also, why is Negi wearing a bra?
 * Again in Chapter 73 I guess we find out what kind of drunk Negi is in the lower right panel.

"Dynamis: "I am Dynamis! HAHH!"
 * A very small one in Chapter 300, but very funny to me. On the first page no less! When listing off all the characters and their Boss Subtitles, Chachamaru's was "Ulimate Megaweapon of Love". That's hilarious.
 * From the same chapter, Anya tries her very best to be Tsundere about Negi, and fails miserably because all the ShonenUpgrades he's had have left him waay too badass for her to handle, so her utter awe kinda breaks the "I don't really care about him" claims.
 * You thought was a serious guy? Read 301. His image of being the most serious guy pretty much falls down like the walls of Jericho.
 * Oh God. Ever since, the guy has become a walking Crowning Moment of Funny. Cross-Popping Veins, growling whenever he remembers , Large Ham declarations, his interactions with Koyomi, etc. And it's actually awesome, since Akamatsu could've botched it up real bad storyline-wise but it actually works.
 * The part where Takane asks everyone to don her darkness armor, with everyone refusing because of its tendency to disappear.
 * Another one, still from him: WE PLAYED DEAD!
 * And then in chapter 304 Right before the eyes of Negi´s all-female team...
 * Their reactions are what really make it hilarious:

Everyone else: 0_0"

"Yue: Uh, are we not in a very serious situation? This is no time to be acting like we're in a romantic comedy!"
 * Even in the depths of the Very Definitely Final Dungeon and hiding from an army of demon puppets, the Genre Shift is not entirely in effect.

"Yuna: "...In the butt?"
 * Chapter 304. "The process is simple! I just give you a shot of concentrated magic-soup drug...straight into your butt!"

Ako: "In the butt!"

Yuna: "With that?"

Ako: "Uh-huh!""

"Dynamis: "So hot..."
 * Note the needle is 1.8 cm thick so it justifies the fact they ran away from her immediately after this exchange.
 * "Why are you running?!" Gee, I wonder.
 * 305 has telling the infiltration group  to be careful and not let their guard down. Guess what happens seconds later...
 * Dynamis continues to be an epic ham
 * To which Ku Fei responds by.
 * In his bid to gain the highest Cmof/chapter ratio, we have Dynamis's reaction to one of Fate's girls, in fiery one, trying to shield him from Negi's final attack, and keep in mind that he is currently half a body.and the girl in front of him is in her birthday suit

Dynamis: "Seriously hot...""

"Rakan: Oh, and I'll be damned... if it isn't our little Chisame-jouchan on this one! Eh-heh!
 * Chapter 209: Chisame chasing Negi and Jack around with a pillow. Even funnier in the animated version.
 * Several instances appear where a character will get beaten up in such a manner that you only see the scene before and after the violence. They can be hard to catch because the detail is completely irrelevant to the important discussions that accompany them, but the hilarity is worth it. Examples include:
 * Mahora's principal and Shizuna discuss Negi's progress as a teacher.
 * A minor, almost offscreen version, but Chisame calls Chizuru "Old"
 * Rakan talks with Nagi about Arika.
 * (see next page as well) Does Nagi worry about Arika?
 * 316: Natsumi gets dizzy because it's getting worse!
 * MEANWHILE ON EARTH... Holy Mood Whiplash, Batman!
 * Many of Chisame and Rakan's early interactions count... Especially when Rakan discovers Negi's Pactios... by pickpocketing them from the inside of his cloak...

Chisame: Why, you-! I-!"

"Zazie: Do you like-
 * Chapter 321 has two notable ones: the first one comes when it turns out that Sakurako, but then remarks that that she guesses her bet is "way off". The second comes is a cross between this and Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when Evangeline remarks that if anything happens, she'll take care of it somehow. The cute look on Zazie's face, and Evangeline's reaction, is priceless

Evangeline: *cutting across Zazie* I DO NOT!! God, you're annoying!"

"Theo: Jack, you idiot, WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
 * Way back at the beginning of the festival we have Negi's Rape Face.
 * Rakan has no weak points.
 * Makie making an amnesiac Yue bite her tongue mid-spell. Then updating her on the myriad of crushes on and outright love for Negi in their class.
 * When Jack and Nagi's fight first starts, Rakan let's loose a massive attack that shakes the entire arena and knocks Theo off her feet. She immediately grabs the microphone.

Rakan: I guess I overdid it a little, huh?

Theo: What are you going to do if you killed him?

Attendant: Princess, stop! The whole country can hear you!"

"Albireo: It's your old friend, right? Do something about it!
 * Chapter 328's . Probably overlaps with an Awesome Moment as well.
 * the look on Negi's face is priceless.
 * with nothing but pure fighting spirit and not giving a damn.
 * In chapter 332, Cue this exchange:

Rakan: Don't wanna. It's huge."

": "I have brought them!"
 * Also, when arrives to meet up with the other 3-A girls:

(a portal opens and drops on the floor)"

"Chisame: Oh yeah, you're gonna get stabbed and killed one day! No, I'm going to stab you and then I'll die too."
 * Chapter 333:
 * Anytime Secundum gets beaten up by one of the heroes. Or Fate. Secundum abuse never gets old.
 * Chapter 334:
 * And Eva snaps them out of it:
 * Chapter 335:
 * Chapter 336:  The looks on their faces? Priceless.
 * Makie and Natsumi agree to help Yue confess to Negi. Cue in Nodoka, who jumps out of the bushes to help.
 * It becomes even more hilarious when you take notice of the fact that the bushes were a fair distance away in the previous shots.
 * Also  is introduced as "The child teacher in charge of the class", you know as if child teacher was a special separate post from regular teacher.
 * Heck, the whole concept of  being 3-A's substitute teacher is incredibly hilarious on its own.
 * Everyone's reactions to  coming into the room was hilarious. Every one of Negi's partners instantly summoned their artifacts, ready to fight before being told that he was the new teacher.
 * It's even funnier when you realise Chachamaru's artifact is a Kill Sat. And she's aiming the designator. Indoors. At something that's about 5 metres away.
 * Chapter 337: Chachamaru and winding revisited. Now with even more innuendo! And what's more, she's doing it by herself this time. And then Eva walks in...
 * And more comes later on when she starts fantasizing about Negi winding her up again, and talking about it out loud, just when Negi is right behind her.
 * Collet and company talking to Yue on her cellphone using magic, which looks funny because she's simply using her bare hand shaped like a handset (i.e. all fingers clenched except the thumb and pinky which are spread out), and when you think about it regarding people doing it in Real Life to pretend using a phone...
 * Chapter 338: Chisame and Yunna getting hit on the head with chalk thrown by . And Negi going Raiten Taisou by sneezing.
 * For that matter, there's Chisame's reaction to learning Negi's Master Plan.
 * Her brief stint as a Yandere, played for laughs of course, with a dose of If I Can't Have You.

"Ayaka: Oh? Negi-sensei? Just now... you were fidgeting in a sailor uniform...
 * "Are you on CRACK?" -- Evangeline's reaction when Negi asks her if he can be her disciple.
 * Chapter 339: Where to begin?
 * Not to mention the cheerleaders simultaneously asking Nagi, Kojiro, and Feitas out... right before their age pills wear off. Then there's the different reactions of the 3 girls to the whole situation, while being oblivious to.
 * Chapter 340 centers around a flashback to . Given this is Ayaka we're talking about, Hilarity Ensues.

Negi: T-that was a dream. Please forget about it!"


 * Forget about Negi in a sailor uniform, what's truly hilarious is the fact that
 * Chapter 341 starts off with
 * Chapter 342 might have a very serious discussion in the foreground, but in the background,.
 * The first part of fight.  Cue WTF face from her, Asuna, and Setsuna.
 * Setsuna's thoughts on
 * Everyone starts angsting about how  Cue Takamichi going, "What the hell is wrong with you!?"
 * Negi asks Evangeline if she will teach him magic. Her response:"Lick my feet and be my slave". She promptly gets kicked in the head by Asuna.
 * Chapter 343: Negi ends an epic fight by sneezing and destroying Asuna's and Evangeline's clothes. He promptly gets punched into the air by Asuna.
 * Between the sneeze and the punch they all crash-land with Evangeline ending siting on Negi's face.
 * Asuna once tried to light her crush's cigarette, but accidentally lit his beard instead. She then doused the fire with the first liquid she could get her hands on — piping hot tea.
 * Misora's ultimate attack. It's the build up that makes this hilarious.
 * In the English version of the manga Negi wins for getting wedged between Shizuna's boobs, and looking up with the request: "May I have a cookie?"
 * Chapter 344: "The Enemy of Womankind, Negi!".
 * Chapter 345: Takane comes for a rematch with Negi..
 * Also there's Ayaka's response to Negi carrying her in a Bridal Carry. She nosebleeds and says while blushing that she "has no regrets in life."
 * Chapter 347:
 * Ku Fei's face when she realizes that.
 * Chapter 348 has even more of Class 3A's hijinks going over the top, all for the sake of :
 * How to deal with a rather ?.
 * powers up to try and deal with the situation, but gets incapacitated in to steps:  uses her artifact's new feature, which , then   finally uses hers, which  . What makes the whole thing funny is where.
 * Chapter 350,, and things are about to turn into a sad goodbye...and then
 * Chapter 351: The updates to Negi's class roster can be pretty funny, none more so than the fact that Haruna is wanted in the Magical world... something to do with the Paru-sama. Other standouts include: Natsumi and "Kotarou-kun's girlfriend" (crossed out), and "Is the demon realm Venus!?"
 * If one of the extra chapters is to be believed, then Haruna is wanted for the works she wrote while separated in the magic world, and which got her enough money to buy the Paru-sama. So what did she write? Haruna introduced Yaoi to the magic world. After getting filthy rich from it a bunch of cops busted down her door and she escaped in the Paru-sama (which was apparently commissioned for just such an event) all while cackling maniacally.
 * Chapter 353:
 * Chapter 354:
 * Also in 354: Remember that bounty hunter who enjoyed Skinship Groping everyone she met? Well, she's back, and has apparently.
 * Chapter 353:
 * Chapter 354:
 * Also in 354: Remember that bounty hunter who enjoyed Skinship Groping everyone she met? Well, she's back, and has apparently.