Viva Las Vegas/Quotes

"''"Nevada.

Current Nickname: The Funtime Family State For Families!

Old Nickname: The Prostitute State."''"

- John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

""Well next week I'll be in one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas. It's a nice place, built upon mankind's genetic failure at simple mathematics.""

- Rodney Caston