Villain Love Song/Quotes

"Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain.

I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far.

I see you've met my assistant Scarface.

His appearance is quite disturbing.

But I assure you he's harmless enough.

He's a sweetheart, calls me master,

And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me."

"Oh, and I'm so into you,

But I'm way too smart for you.

Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.

I'm not surprised that you agree.

If you could find some way to be

A little bit less afraid of me,

You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head

Say I shouldn't kill you yet."

- Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"

"How she sings, sweet as day,

I could take her away,

A fairy voice carries,

I'd marry...

Canary

If only she could love me

If only she could love me

If only she could love me

Like I love...

VILLAINY!"

- Music Meister, If Only from Mayhem of the Music Meister

"As the pain sweeps through

Makes no sense for you

Every thrill has gone

Wasn't too much fun at all

But I'll be there for you

As the world falls down"

- The Goblin King, As The World Falls Down from Labyrinth

"Protect me, Maria!

Don't let this Siren cast her spell!

Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!

DESTROY Esmerelda, and let her taste the fires of Hell -

Or else, let her be mine and mine alone!"

- Frollo, "Hellfire", The Hunchback of Notre Dame

"It's the age-old story how an evil boy, meets an evil girl.

We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world.

We both maniacally laugh, at all the same stuff.

You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!"

- Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his evil girlfriend, Happy Evil Love Song