The Umbrella Academy

A comic book series written by Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and drawn by Gabriel Bá from Dark Horse Comics.

One day, 43 extraordinary children were all spontaneously born on the same day. Of these children, seven are adopted by the inventor (and space alien) Reginald Hargreeves and groomed into superheroes. However, Hargreeves does not prove to be a good father figure and his inability to give emotional warmth to the children, along his unwavering ambition to push them to their limits, inevitably scars them all as adults. In many ways The Umbrella Academy is both a Deconstruction and Affectionate Parody of Gold and Silver Age comics, joyfully embracing absurd and wonderful classics like talking monkeys and space squids while exploring the real psychological effects of being groomed from birth to be a hero in the care of a wealthy man of intrigue.

The main series takes place after Hargreeves's death where the team reunite at his funeral. There are currently two complete story lines The Apocalypse Suite and Dallas as well as a handful of one shot stories, all of which are now available on the internet.

Has nothing to do with The Umbrella Corporation.


 * Abusive Parents: Hargreeves. He would chide his adopted sons and daughters if they called him 'Dad'. In one story, he sicced a murderous supervillain on The Rumor when she lied about sneaking out for the night to see a boy. Jerkass doesn't begin to cover it.
 * "Dad.. ? I mean, Mr. Monocle, sir? Why can't I play with the others?" "Well number seven... there's just nothing special about you." "Oh."
 * Alien Blood: Gray blood, in the case of one transformed human.
 * Ambiguously Gay: Klaus. Even his creator has no clue what his sexuality is.
 * Back From the Dead:.
 * Badass Family
 * Beethoven Was an Alien Spy: "And just as I expected -- Zombie Robot Gustave Eiffel!"
 * Bizarre Baby Boom: The 43 babies, all born to random women showing no signs of pregnancy at all.
 * Brick Joke:.
 * Brother-Sister Incest: The Rumor/Spaceboy and The Kraken/Vanya, although admittedly none of the children are blood siblings.
 * Captain Ersatz: Kraken is basically Wolverine without claws.
 * His power makes him a parody of Aquaman and his popular criticism of having a rather pointless power.
 * Officer Lupo is basically Commissioner Gordon.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Klaus. Oh, Klaus.
 * Code Name
 * Combat Pragmatist: Number 5 is very direct.
 * Dead Little Sister: Ben. Averted a bit with the fact that absolutely no one seems to miss him.
 * The Dog Bites Back: In Dallas,.
 * Domino Mask: The whole family, until they disband, even though they don't have secret identities. The Rumor puts on the mask during the first story to help her get in the groove of being a superhero again.
 * Dysfunctional Family: To put it mildly.
 * Early-Bird Cameo: Well, you couldn't known who is that character by the moment, but you would remember seeing  near Hargreeves's rushed up funeral in the second issue cover... but it doesn't really happen in the comic. The funeral happens, but   not present.
 * Everything's Better with Monkeys: One of Hargreeves' inventions was a way to give chimpanzees sentience. They show up everywhere as detectives, soliders, hobos and even one hooker. One of these intellegient chimps is Hargreeves' assistant, Pogo.
 * No, really, EVERYTHING'S Better With Monkeys in Gerard Way's mind.
 * Fetish Fuel: . It helps that she's completely nude.
 * Gender Blender Name: Er, isn't Vanya the Russian version of "John"?
 * High-Class Glass: Sir Reginald Hargreeves aka The Monocle. He actually gets pissed off if the children refer to him as anything else.
 * Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act
 * I Did What I Had to Do: The Rumor's excuse.
 * I Need a Freaking Drink: The Seance heads to a bar at the end of Dallas.
 * I Just Want to Be Special: Vanya
 * Just Eat Him:.
 * Mad Artist: The Orchestra Verdammten. Particularly The Conductor.
 * Magic Music: Used by the Orchestra Verdammten.
 * Musical Assassin:.
 * Not Blood Siblings: Luther and Allison, most noticeably, and Diego and Vanya. Which leaves Klaus as the third wheel, or Klaus and Ben as Those Two Guys, variably.
 * One-Man Army: Number 5.
 * "I AM A GAZELLE AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME."
 * "I am a revolution packed into a suitcase bomb!"
 * "Brothers and Sisters, I am an atomic bomb"
 * Person of Mass Destruction:, No. 5.
 * Psycho for Hire: Hazel and Cha Cha.
 * Psychopathic Manchild: Hazel and Cha Cha again.
 * Reality Warper: The Rumor.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old: Number Five is an eighty-year-old man trapped in a ten-year-old's body. There's no telling how old he really is, however, as.
 * Ridiculously-Human Robots: Subverted Mrs. Hargreeves has a human face but a transparent body and obviously artificial limbs. However it appears she also has a full system of working organs, which can be seen through her transparent body.
 * Running Gag: "Televator's broken."
 * Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Spaceboy at the end of Dallas.
 * Squick: In-universe, Number Five's "disposal" of.
 * Set Right What Once Went Wrong: What Number Five travelled back in time to accomplish. Namely, preventing the Apocalypse.
 * Slashed Throat: A rare case where the victim doesn't die.
 * Strapped to An Operating Table: In The Apocalypse Suite with and Dallas with.
 * The End of the World as We Know It: Technically happens twice throughout the series.
 * Time Police: The Temps Aertenalis.
 * Time Travel: All over Dallas.
 * Those Two Bad Guys: Hazel and Cha-Cha.
 * Trapped in the Past: in Dallas.
 * The Vietnam War: See Time Travel above.
 * Weaksauce Weakness: Seance's powers only work when he's barefoot. He apparently collects shoes.
 * "Well Done, Son" Guy: Luther.
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist: Despite being an awful father and husband, Hargreeves' motivation was to save the world.
 * What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: The Kraken's power is apparently the ability to hold his breath forever. It probably makes him the world's best swimmer and a top athlete, but it doesn't quite compare to, say, re-shaping reality at will. He compensates with excellent knife-fighting skills, to the point where he takes down a pack of Vietnamese vampires with a pair of knives. Gerard Way actually said in a lecture at SVA that he made him "fucking useless" on purpose, but at the same time also said that, in a world where no one else had super powers, something as simple as that is a big deal.
 * Who Shot JFK?: The main focus of the second story line, Dallas. Turns out it was.
 * The Unfavorite: Vanya.