Time Travel Tense Trouble/Haiku

[[Added Alliterative Appeal Time travel's tricky; Try to talk tenses, then trip. Today? Tomorrow?]] "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

[[Self-Demonstrating Article You think you were first But I will be before you In half an hour.]]

English grammar has Past, future and present tense This does not suffice.

When Unstuck in Time One must sort out in advance What tenses to use.

[[Overly Long Gag We haven't yet been Entering from tomorrow But we soon]] yethave. "-- User:Snowyowl 0"