Black Hawk Down/Funny

"Grimes: Why aren't you shooting?
 * Crowning Moment of Funny:

Waddell: We're not being shot at yet!

Grimes: How can you tell?

Waddell: A hiss means it's close, a snap means—

[a bullet snaps right by them]

Waddell: Now they're shooting at us! [fires off long burst from his M60]"

"Yurek: Rangers?
 * Yurek, after getting separated from the rest of the squad, accidentally comes across Nelson and Twombley, who have also been separated. Twombley mistakes Yurek for a bad guy and shoots at him, forcing him to scramble for cover. He then realizes that it didn't sound like an AK...

Twombley: Who?

Yurek: It's Yurek! You fucking assholes!

[Nelson and Twombley quickly communicate with each other]

Twombley: Dude, we almost fucking killed you! Well, come to us!

Yurek: Fuck you! Come to me!"