The Crucible/Funny

"Abigail: Gah! John, I'd forgotten how strong you are."
 * "Adultery, John." Said by Goody Proctor when Hale asks John to recite the ten commandments. Guess which one John Proctor forgets.
 * Mostly because of how my (male) English teacher reads the line, but this little bit of innuendo:


 * "I heard she flies!" about Betty Parris repeated by each person who enters her room. At first taken seriously, but by the time Giles Corey says it the entire audience of the theater I was in cracked up.