The Lady Killers/Funny

The 1955 film:
"driving past the police station, they see their case of money sitting in the doorway
 * The local police officer stops by to chat with Mrs Wilberforce, but since the gang have told her to drive him away without making him suspicious, she doesn't invite him in as she normally would. Instead she blurts out all the excuses the gang had suggested (starting out with "You can't come in here without a search warrant!") and ending with "Now would you please buzz off!" (thanks, Harry).
 * Mrs. Wilberforce briefly forgets the suitcase (with the loot in it) that the gang is using her to pick up.

Harry: I don't believe it. I don't believe it!

Louis: Shut up.

One-Round: It's just... sitting there. Look, couldn't we...?

Professor Marcus: No one, I hope, is going to suggest that we steal it."

"Mrs. Wilberforce: What are you doing? And who is "Mrs. Lopsided," may I ask?"
 * One-Round's losing it when he thinks someone's killed Mrs, Wilberforce ("I said nobody was to do Mrs. Lopsided!"), culminating in a brawl that comes to a shocked stop when Mrs. Wilberforce appears at the foot of the stairs (she was asleep).



The 2004 film:

 * The General's plan to murder Ms. Munson backfires hilariously when . All set to an old-timey gospel tune.
 * Professor Dorr's Oh Crap reaction when Lump tries to think for himself.
 * Ms. Munson's barrage of slaps to Gawain's face upon hearing a sample of his "hippity-hop" language.