Manipulative Bastard/Haiku

I lie all the time, I do it For the Evulz! It is so much fun.

-Amazingly Enough

I lie to people To gain benefit. Why so? I'm so good at it.

I manipulate Others to get what I want I'm such a Jerkass

I can make you do Anything I please, and you Will read this haiku. ~Dragonfire8181

I compel you to Do things the way I wanted You chose to do it -Crazy Dawg