Mister B. Gone/YMMV


 * Jerkass Woobie: I'm evil. Don't claim to be anything else. But I've never caught a break in my life, and you can't say I deserved my childhood. I'd like to remind you that you have the power to end this...
 * Paranoia Fuel: As you read this account of my miserable, tortured existence, I ask only that you keep in mind that