Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals/YMMV


 * Badass Decay: With the possible exceptions of Jan and Schrodinger, the Millennium are all a bunch of incompitant idiots in this fan fic. Luke backs out of a mission like a coward; Tubalcain/Card Guy tells Hecksing that he is part of the Millennium after being asked; Rip Van Winkle leaves a mission just because someone impersonated a superior and told her to leave; Zorin obsesses with Pikmin and directly attacks any opponents (like what Seras does); the Captain tells Hecksing his weakness, spends most of a fight trying to play cat-and-mouse, and goes down in one hit; Walter is absolutley terrible at being The Mole (and yet, everybody falls for it); Doctor reffuses to fire people if he finds them attractive; and the Major can't even get his plans strait.
 * Crack Pairing: Quite a few. Carl/Seras/Rip/Zorin, Ned Flanders/Anderson, and teased Rip/Mayor Quimby.