Paul Blart: Mall Cop/Awesome

"Kent:Oh, please. Like Paul Blart is a badass. (kaboom)"
 * First CMoA: Blart knocking the guy out with the scuba tank. "Scuba-dooby-doo."
 * Second:


 * Third: Pretending to take a fall and knocking Veck down.
 * Fourth: using a hockey stick to sweep someone's ankles out from under him, and then hit him in the stomach before he lands.
 * Fifth+: Let's be honest, pretty much every time Paul took down a bad guy.