Matter of Life and Death

Sometimes, things really are serious.

The stock situation -- and Stock Phrase -- is a Matter of Life and Death. The Obstructive Bureaucrat is prone to get this flung in his face. Although considerable variation is allowed in the face of different situations: whatever the problem is (or problems are) can be used instead.

People on your side who do not take it seriously -- such as the Cavalier Competitor -- may also be told "This is Not a Game."

When the stock phrase is used erroneously, it's probably an example of Serious Business.

Not to be confused with the 1946 David Niven movie A Matter of Life and Death or the 2006 Iron Maiden album of the same name. Definitely should not be confused with the Wallace and Gromit short, "A Matter of Loaf and Death".

Literature

 * In Dan Abnett's Gaunt's Ghosts novel Ghostmaker, Dorden has authority to go into the ship's supplies, and yells at someone trying to check up on him: he is trying to get medical supplies for a soldier in critical condition.
 * In First & Only, seeing that Gaunt would die unless he acted, Dorden for the first and only time in the series fired a gun.
 * The Stainless Steel Rat. The con-man title character says this while posing as a League Admiral, then quietly reprimands himself for over-playing his part.
 * In L. Jagi Lamplighter's Prospero Lost, when Miranda complains about Mab's driving, he says she had told him it was a matter of life and death.
 * In Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Rachel uses this on her father to convince him that Percy is in danger.
 * In Sandy Mitchell's Cain's Last Stand, Ciaphas Cain, hearing Magos Tayber wants to talk to him, knows it's a matter of life and death because she didn't vox him.
 * In Terry Pratchett's Mort, Mort wakes up Ysabelle in the middle of the night and demands she come help him, urging that it's a matter of life and death. (Death had vanished.)
 * In Angie Sage's Septimus Heap book Flyte, Jenna insists on a message being sent because it's a matter of life and death. Later, when Marcia and Aunt Zelda quarrels, it's on the grounds that it's a matter of life and death.

Live Action TV
"Matt Parkman: [To Ted] Hey, I only came here because you said this was a matter of life and death. You can't go blowing anything more up."
 * Heroes ('Unexpected'):

"Devinoni Ral: Yes - protection. Your protection, your captain, your crew, your...edge. Yes. Now, it's a matter of life and death when you take the advantage; me...I deal in property - exchanges. Nobody gets hurt. So you tell me - which one of us would you say has more of a problem with ethics?"
 * Star Trek: The Next Generation ('The Price'}:

"Narrator: [opening narration] Twelve o'clock noon. An ordinary scene, an ordinary city. Lunchtime for thousands of ordinary people. To most of them, this hour will be a rest, a pleasant break in the day's routine. To most, but not all. To Edward Hall, time is an enemy, and the hour to come is a matter of life and death."
 * The Twilight Zone ('Perchance to Dream'):

"Smart: Operator, this is a matter of life and death!
 * Spoofed in Get Smart. Maxwell Smart is trapped in a phone booth that's flooding with water. He tries to ring Control for help, but finds he's run out of quarters.

Operator: That's what they all say."

Film
"Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death..."
 * The Big Lebowski:

"Alex: Missus! It's a matter of life and death!"
 * A Clockwork Orange:

"The Thinker statue: 'I'll tell you what's the matter of life and death: THAT GIRL OVER THERE."
 * Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian:


 * The Wild Thornberrys movie. Eliza says this to her boarding school roommate when she has to leave.

Video Games
"Vault Dweller: I would much rather tell him in person. It's a matter of life and death."
 * Fallout: A Post-Nuclear Role-Playing Game:

Web Comics

 * Girl Genius: Agatha throws a fit when her companions talk about her boyfriends in the face of multiple crises and enumerates all the problems.
 * Order of the Stick: Julia tries to get Durkon's attention by telling him it's a life or death emergency. (He was justifiably busy, though.)
 * In Anti HEROES, used for Serious Business -- like expired milk.
 * In Sandra and Woo, pleading for food to rescue the squirrel from his mate.

Fan Fiction
"James:Come back tomorrow. If it's that important, I'm sure you'll still remember it.
 * In Fire Burns, Katherine is convincing James to let her into the Gryffindor common room. James is being difficult.

Katherine:It's very important, James.

James:Oh yeah? A matter of life and death, I suppose.

Katherine:(smiling unpleasantly) Damn straight."