All Asians Are Alike/Quotes

"Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

Kahn: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.

Hank: Huh?

Kahn: Laos. We Laotian.

Bill: The ocean? What ocean?

Kahn: We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million!

(Beat)

Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"

- King of the Hill