Disney Death/Quotes

""*sniff* Why don't they ever check for a pulse?""

- The Nostalgia Chick (saying what we all thought at some point)

""You'd be surprised what you can live through.""

- Genie, The Return of Jafar

"Chester A. Bum: But then the evil Shadow Man appears, and tries to stop him. "  to save the day!" But then the Shadow Man is like..

Chester A. Bum: And I'm thinking to myself 'Oh, he'll be okay, he's a comic relief, he can survive anything'. (in a stunned and subdued tone) But no, he's dead."

- Reviews Chester A. Bum, commenting on a surprise aversion of this trope in The Princess and the Frog

"[Sadira] comes up from behind and smacks the Witches back into the hole they came out of! But the third one grabs her leg and pulls her down with her! Aladdin races to the hole to save Sadira from eternal imprisonment in a realm with three angry witches, but his grip loosens! Sadira falls into the mists, sacrificing herself to save the kingdom!

Everyone sniffles over the loss, but....yeah right, this is a Disney cartoon.

Sure enough, she comes back in ten seconds. "

- Platypus Comix, "Five Best Aladdin Eps"