Red Dwarf/Haiku

Cold outside. There's no kind of atmosphere. I'm all alone. More or less.

Last human alive. A cat creature and dead guy Are his only friends.

Kryten loves to clean. He has a head shaped like a novelty condom.

Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! I am very frustrated You total smeghead!

"Everyone's dead, Dave!" "What about Rimmer, he's dead?" "Everyone's dead, Dave!"