Alternative Gods/Funny

""We have reasons to believe Kira is an exceptionally talented and highly skilled genius member of the Japanese NPA's Cybercrimes division."
 * When Halle and the SPK barges into Light's place of work:

Everyone and their mother, without a single bastardly exception, turned to downright stare at Light.

Inside his mind, Light gulped and cursed everything that existed. On the outside, he just cleared his throat.

"Clearly," Light said gravely and gestured to his left, "you must be talking about Matsuda."

At that precise moment, Matsuda's printer viciously ate ten sheets of paper at once, choked on them, and died."

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