The Young Ones/Quotes

"Matchbox prop: Don't look at me, I'm irrelevant."

"Rick: (at TV) Shut up you fascist tories! No one tells me what time to go to bed!

Man on telly: Go to bed spotty!"

"Rick: Well that'll teach you to mix you drinks.

Vyvyan: I already know how to mix my drinks Rick!

Mike: Yeah, paint stripper and bleach. Lethal."

"Fisher: Next Tuesday I'm gonna blow up a panda in Croyden.

Rick: Yeah right on bloody zoos who needs 'em.

Fisher: No a police car you terminal wally.

Rick: What, the pigs?

Fisher: Bastards! If pigs could fly Scotland Yard would be London's third airport."

"Hey, kids! It doesn't matter what you are--punks, skins, rastas, Mods, Rockers, Keith Chegwin even! Everybody everywhere, stop smoking and pay attention to me! Because if you're a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion, than hitch a ride with us, because we are riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home!"

- Rick, introducing the Young Ones music video with Cliff Richards