Divine Blood/Funny

Crowning Moments of Funny for the Divine Blood fanfic.

I haven't included stuff I pretty much copied from canon, if you feel it needs to be there, though, go ahead.

Kaname Chidori

 * Taking a psychic harisen and smacking Poseidon four times before taking over for the Tuatha AI. Combines as a moment of awesome.

Mizuki Inaba

 * Combined with a crowning moment of awesome...a series of events made to give her two extra weeks to do her summer homework.

Sousuke Sagara

 * Trying to dissuade concern by announcing himself as the garbage attendant for his high school class after being pulled out of a pool of blood by Eija and while dressed in military fatigues and clearly injured.

Deimosu Satomi

 * Realizing that he was going to get a large number of bad jokes once people realized that Yonjuu looked five years older than she really was.

Naiki Satomi

 * Naiki's first attempt at trying to use her Torrent Realm.

"Naiki: "TESSA! TESSA! I NEED YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO SOMETHING! ARE YOU THERE?"
 * Naiki checking to see if Tessa was listening to their psychic link and then lying about it.

Tessa(picking herself up from a psychic yell induced head desk): "Naiki, remember what I said about volume control?""

Ranma Satomi/Ranma Saotome
"Ranma: Lesbian. Go away."
 * Stopping Kurz Weber's attempts to hit on her before he could start.

Kyoko Tokiwa

 * How she revealed she knew about the supernatural stuff.
 * How she reveals she knows about just about anything.