The Room/Haiku

A splendidly bad, inexplicable movie. Oh hai, TV tropes. "--Idler"

I did not hit her! I did NAHT. Oh hai, Denny. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! "--Don Zabu"

Hi Denny. Lisa, You are tearing me apart! I did NAHT. Hi, Mark. "--Anonymous"

Oh, HI, [name of guy]! Movie is laden with Narm, Random spoon photos. "--Yon Troper"

It's hilarious

You just a beeg CHEECKEN Hunh

Cheep cheep cheep cheep Ch EEP

"--terlwyth"

I did not hit her! It's not true, It's BULLSHIT. I Did not! Oh, hi Mark. "--Little Dummy Max"

Spoon in picture frame Audience throws spoons at screen The best worst movie "--Goldenpelt"

I can't tell you, it's Confidential. Anyway, How is your sex life? "--Darth Voldemort"