Destroy All Humans!/Funny

"Pox: If we want this invasion to run smoothly, we must identify the dominant lifeforms on this world. Those "Lactating Bovoids" are likely candidates.
 * Pretty much every conversation between Pox and Crypto.

Crypto: Surely you don't mean those fowl-smelling gas bags beyond the fence?

Pox: Yes, I'm afraid I do.

Crypto: But they're covered in nipples!

Pox: NOW Cryptosporidium!"

"You call zis a scalpel? I vouldn't cut cheese mit a knife zis dull! Und ze rust... Gott in Himmel! Vat am I, a Bavarian butcher? Zis is an alien cadaver ve're dissecting, not a briskit! I need instruments I can vork vith, or zis little bugger von't be fit for a Hasenpfeffer, much less an autopsy! Go on, you heard me... and buy a decent suit vhile you're at it! Idiot."
 * In the mission "Furon Down", Crypto is captured and awaiting autopsy when the Mad Scientist assigned to the job bursts out with this hillarious rant:

"I gotta tell ya, I've seen some pretty disgusting creatures in my day, but you monkeys take the cake! In fact, all you monkeys is an insult to monkeys! how you became the dominant species of the earth is a total freakin' mystery!"
 * In one mission, you must hologuise yourself as the mayor of Rockwell to tell the townsfolk that there's nothing bad going on. The voice, akin to Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons, is just hilarious when the player purposefully picks the wrong choices to say. Like, say, "Insult Audience"...

"Er, um...BOW DOWN BEFORE CRYPTO! (beat) What, do I have to draw you a picture?"
 * And "Enslave Populace"...

"It doesn't! HAHAHAHA!"
 * And once one of the people asks you what that has to do with the destruction of the fairgrounds from the previous mission, you can pick "Tell The Truth"...

"How the Hell should I know?!"
 * And finally, when a female member asks why no one in Santa Modesta has experienced anything like this, pick "Feign Ignorance".

"Santa Modesta is experiencing the same problems we are; the difference is, we have that award-winning city desk over at the Rockwell Gazette, and nothing gets past those guys! They keep ME honest!"
 * If you pick "Reassure Audience" instead...

"Look out! It's an ambush! Circle the wagons! Throw me a shotgun! Get the womenfolk inside! Oh... I really must stop watching human television. Oh screw it... DESTROY THEM ALL!"
 * Pox's reaction to the presidential motorcade being full of heavily armed Majestic Agents.

"Pox: Crypto! The human senators are meeting today to choose a new President. You must eliminate them.
 * And later:

Crypto: Doesn't the Vice-President take over if the President dies?

Pox: JUST SHUT UP AND KILL THOSE SENATORS!"

"If my kitchen isn't the cleanest and shiniest in town, I'll crush ANYONE who disagrees with me . . . with my dainty manicured fist!"
 * Some of the thoughts are just plain hilarious:

"...THEY'RE TAKING AWAY YOUR VODKA!"
 * And later:
 * In the sequel, Crypto's bodysnatched a Cosmonaut on the moon to influence the Russians into rebelling against the Blisk aliens. This also becomes a Crowning Moment of Awesome when Crypto FINALLY comes up with the perfect excuse for why the monsters should be killed:

"And lastly, I'd like to thank Cryptosporadium, for being a FRICKING IDIOT!"
 * In 2, one of your side missions must be carried out while your disciple Shama Lamma is advertising your cult on a radio station. If you screw up, he ends the broadcast with this:

"See, kids? This is why you shouldn't do drugs."
 * In Part 2, Crypto talks to The Freak and discovers that Coyote Bongwater is using blimps full of Revelade to brainwash the city. Crypto is shocked and repeats what he just heard, which in turn shocks the Freak, which confused Crypto, which confused the Freak.


 * As poor as the finished game is, Path of the Furon is funny as hell. A notable example coming from Crypto and Pox discussing this new idea about 'video games.' Pox dismissed Mario, Sonic and Halo as ridiculous ideas, and then, being the genius that he is, suggests that they should make games based on popular movies. What could go wrong?