House (TV series)/Haiku

He's snarky and tall Untangles squicky illness People are baffled.

He's old and damaged A medical detective Addicted to drugs.

A snarky old doc With stubble and no lab coat Its never lupus.

He thinks he's so smart And so, he's a total ass Huge ego, sorry

Docs House and Cuddy You're made for each other, but Will not be happy. "-- User:Phoenician"