Clerks (animation)/Funny

"Kid: "Mr. Dante, there's a paper in this bottle"
 * After Randal's bottle miraculously makes it across the world to Dante, we have this exchange

Dante: "Then throw it out!""

""If I can dress myself, I'm sure I can open the Quick Stop." *gets out of car, revealing he's still in his boxers*
 * Randal wants to work Dante's opening shift:

"Call me if you have any problems."

"Please. It'll be as simple as driving a car." *gets into driver's seat, drives offscreen* "WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!" *CRASH*"

"Customer: Pack of fags?
 * Big American Party! That entire sequence.
 * Randall and a British customer's confusion over the word "fag".

Randall: You're a fag!

Customer: It's a cigarette, mate.

Randall: I'm not your mate fag!

(Randall jumps from behind the counter and attacks the customer)"


 * "Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to﻿ justice?"
 * No-- Yes-- I mean, are there any questions about the deadly virus?!
 * Could the virus kill the Grimace?
 * Nothing can kill the Grimace.