Report Siht

This Troper spelled backwards. He (or she) has appeared in Her Codename Was Mary Sue, Purple Prose, and Meta Fiction, turns up to report on Fahrenheit 451, is the God of Examples, makes The Cameo among the Tropes of Legend, and is framed for murder in Kangaroo Court. Basically, he (or she) is the TV Tropes Author Stand In version of John or Jane Doe. Not to be confused with the Alien Hive Queen of the same name who hosts our page on The Galaxy's Greatest Comics, or the main character of TV Tropes the Webcomic (despite superficial similarities).

If you want to use two people, however, go with Alice and Bob.

Although, it might be taken for someone referring to "Report This" with "This" spelled backwards. Or "reports it," though that would make almost no sense at all. Or the word "Report" followed by a rather different four-letter word. Or an order to report any Sith sighted. Or an order to report some guy from the Indian subcontinent (what for, we don't know. Nor do we know who to. But you should report him nonetheless!)

As a small note, few are aware that Report Siht was an illegitimate child. He's fine with people knowing it, though. In fact, he thinks it's magnificent.