You No Take Candle/Quotes

"Kobold: You no take candle!

A player character: Oh yes I take candle - I think I kill kobold, too!"

- A response to the Kobold's trademark line in World of Warcraft, from an RP server.

"Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?

Young Crone: That it be! That it be!

Blackadder: Yes it is, not "that it be". You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist."

- Blackadder II, "Bells"