Samurai Champloo/Funny

"SURVIVAL OF THE FULLEST!
 * Fuu's epic diceroll in Ep. 4.
 * The eating contest, the narration is so Hot-Blooded.

This... this girl's stomach is a Cosmos unto itself! It's connected to the void of the universe!

SUCH GLUTTONY!

How much can a human being eat? One has to ask: Where have we been? Where are we going? Their forms are like unto the gods themselves! This is truly awe inspiring!

What we may very well be witnessing here today is a birth... the birth of the next stage in human stomach evolution."

"He's fat, he's fly, he's tall as the sky/Always grabs his rocks when the bitches walk by!
 * "Something just popped out."
 * The beatboxing guy in episode 8. Drunk Jin is pretty hilarious, too. What tops both of these, though, is the end of episode 9. Mugen's trip (even if it's a little...excessive for weed) is only the beginning.
 * It was an entire field of weed; it's justified.
 * Hungover Mugen and Jin from episode 8 was funny as well.
 * Two Words: SAMURAI BASEBALL.
 * "Maijin Fuu". Whenever Fuu gets a chance to engorge herself with food, her entire body physically changes. She becomes so bloated, that in one episode, two men were searching for her. When they saw her (now back to normal size), they continued looking, saying that there was no chance it could have been her.
 * The plot in general for episode 15. It's amazing what Mugen will do to get some action.
 * The travellers in episode 16 who rap about Yoshitsune.

And the dude's so handsome all the bitches wanna pants him!"


 * The end of the episode where Mugen learns to read. He's grattified everything Jin and Fuu own. Including Momo (whom he has labeled "Animal").