The Sarah Jane Adventures/Funny

"Judoon: Noise exceeds permitted levels. Turn down.
 * In Prisoner of the Judoon Part 1, a Judoon has requisitioned a police car and has stopped at traffic lights. A convertible with music blazing pulls up:

The Judoon draws a gun and the man turns down the music.

Judoon: Have nice day."

"Sarah Jane: Thanks for the assassination attempt.
 * From Invasion of the Bane, when Sarah Jane uses Mr. Smith to contact the villainous Mrs. Wormwood having just survived an attack by one of her Mooks:

Mrs Wormwood: My pleasure, the next one will involve harpoons."

"Mrs. Wormwood: Have you checked in [the ladies room]?
 * The scene where Maria and Luke are escaping from the factory:

Davey: No... that room is designated for females only. We are males... this culture says we must never go in.

Mrs. Wormwood: Oh, you idiot..."

""I have to stop doing that...""
 * Sarah Jane nearly zapping herself with the lipstick laser at the start of "The Wedding of Sarah Jane".

""Oh, by the way, my lipstick? It's deadly.""
 * For a really poignant episode, it was full of funny bits.
 * Clyde and Rani chasing after an alien slug that sounds like it escaped from the planet Looney Tunes, all while trying to keep it out of sight from Sarah Jane's beau.
 * Peter and Luke baiting Sarah Jane by refusing to tell her what they were just talking about.
 * Sarah Jane and Luke pondering how they're going to tell Peter about the whole alien thing.

"Mrs King: What was she wearing? Can that really be the fashion in the Punjab?"
 * The Doctor explains that the Trickster is "one of the Pantheon of Discord." Clyde notes that it's "a good name for a band". The Doctor agrees.
 * The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith gives us a beautiful little lampshaded Genre Savvy moment from Rani. "Hello, yes, ethnic person in the '50s, hi!" [Proceeds with plot]
 * Better yet was the punchline after she's left...

""Welcome to the unique gaming experience that is Combat 3000. Zap those drones.""
 * The Warriors of Kudlak: The utter boredom of the cashier at Combat 3000

"Chrissie: I’m telling you, my ex-husband and a dwarf in a suit, now I’ve seen it all!"
 * Chrissie's reaction to seeing Alan chasing a Graske through the neighborhood in Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?

""And we've just had that story confirmed: The President has walked out of the White House and is apparently holding hands with the wife of the Prime Minister of Kazakhstan.""
 * In Secrets of the Stars, the newsreader describing a scene in the White House:

"Luke: Night, Clyde!
 * Also at the end when Luke checks to see if Clyde is still hypnotized. "Up. Down. Up. Down."
 * Luke and Clyde goofing off in Mark of the Berserker.

Clyde: Night, Luke!

Luke: (louder) Night, Clyde!

Clyde: (louder) Night, Luke!

Carla: One more word, and I swear I'm coming up there!

Luke & Clyde: NIGHT, CARLA!"

"Luke: Night, Mrs.Langer.
 * And just before:

Carla: It's Carla, Luke.

Luke: Night, Carla.

Clyde: Night, Carla.

Carla: Watch it..."

"Miss Wormwood: If you really want the empire to sound like a firm of solicitors."
 * Enemy of the Bane, Kaagh suggests they name the "new galactic eon" "Wormwood and Kaagh".

"Mrs.Wormwood: The battle of the costume jewelry counter - how very female."
 * Also from the same episode:

""You... art tart!""
 * Mona Lisa's Revenge:

"Mr Smith: If I were to connect to K-9, I could boost his energy levels.
 * The scene in Enemy of the Bane where Mrs.Wormwood it sweet-talking Luke into coming to the dark side, saying things like "We can rule the universe together." At first Luke doesn't believe her, but gradually his face turns into an expression of wonder and awe. Mrs.Wormwood concludes her speech, giving him the last "you shall be a prince" bit and shows him the scroll. He takes it and looks into her eyes in amazement...and then runs like hell. With the scroll. Nice going, Mrs.Wormwood.
 * In The Nightmare Man:

Sarah Jane: Oh, what do you need, Mr Smith? I've stuff here from planets all over the universe! Mind control devices! Alien plants! You just tell me what you need!

Mr Smith: ...I need a USB lead, Sarah Jane."

"Luke: Last week, you said a "gaff" was where a dude lives!"
 * The fate of several of the Doctor's past companions being revealed in Death of the Doctor.
 * In Warriors of Kudlak, Luke's still having trouble with slang:

"Sarah: I've heard a lot about this place, apparently it's "the nuts"!
 * As is Sarah:

Maria: Okay, let's agree to never say that ever again."

"Luke: You've been watching Toy Story again!"
 * Luke and Sky controlling the Serf hologram.

"Clyde: Well, you are getting older. Your memory's going.
 * Clyde and Sarah Jane in The Mad Woman in the Attic:

Sarah Jane: Oh! Aren't you going to take an old lady's hand? I might fall if you don't.

Clyde: It's alright. I've got my mobile, I can call an ambulance if you break your hip."


 * Sarah Jane's interview with Joseph Serf, a succession of thinly veiled accusations from Sarah Jane met with a barrage of thinly veiled threats from main villain Harrison.
 * Clyde has never been so glad to see a full stop before.