Assassins (theatre)/Funny

"Reagan: There you go again. There you go again."
 * Squeaky Fromme and Sarah Jane Moore's attempt to assassinate Gerald Ford. Key word here being "attempt".
 * Ditto for Hinckley's attempt to kill Ronald Reagan. This Troper's parents claim this was also Ronald Reagan's answer to Jimmy Carter in the debates.

"Sorry, Nancy. I forgot to duck."
 * All of Reagan's responses in the play are from actual quotes.

"I hope that surgeon's a Republican."

"Where'd that kid learn to shoot, the Russian army?"

""DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKK! How ya doin', babe?""
 * Byck's rant at Leonard Bernstein and Nixon through a tape recorder.

"It was a bum rap! My penis made me do it!"
 * Artie Bremer's only line.