Poor Communication Kills/Quotes

""What we've got here is a failure to communicate.""

- Cool Hand Luke, 1967

"You said "I'm gonna run you down",

I heard "I'm an orangutan"'"

- They Might Be Giants, "Broke In Two"

"Communication breakdown

It's always the same,"

- Led Zeppelin, "Communication Breakdown"

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can fuckin kill you."

- Taylor Mali

"a> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on

b> lol

c> what?"

- qdb.us

"Spannergo0: HEY BICTHES


 * Spannergo0 was kicked by sam88 (don't be a douche)

Bicthes: he was talking to me i think

sam8": whoops"

- qdb.us

"Almost any TV show, at some point you realize the whole problem is person A not talking to person B and solving the mystery/interpersonal conflict, and that's where TV shows come from. But man, if this whole show just sat down it would be so easy:

"I saw/fucked/became a bizarre creature, that's why I was acting so weird before."

"OMG me too! That's totally why I was acting weird!"

"It was all for nothing. How funny! Once again, communication has saved the day.""

- Jacob, on True Blood