1000 tearz or deth

"Beta's Note: Hello again. Turns out that even after the last ordeal, she still wants to write this crap. I apologize ahead of time. On the bright side she seems to have gotten over the need to write 'Geddit' after every time she wrote 'sad' or something equally stupid."

- The stories beta reader, who's also the authors sister

1000TearzOrDeth is a Harry Potter Fanfic about an emo girl at hogwarts with an Overly Long Name, written by a rude author who loves to insult prepz. Yes, it's a clone of the most infamous Fanfic ever. Somehow, the spelling and grammar manages to be even worse than that of its spiritual predecessor, although the snarky comments of the beta reader and her grammar improved version of the text are worth reading.


 * Costume Porn
 * Deadpan Snarker - The beta reader, who's also the authors sister, until she just gave up and stopped even reading the story.
 * Hurricane of Puns - Obligatory for a My Immortal clone. Yes, they are pointed out.
 * Jerk Jock - The fic introduces "joks" to the now standard preps vs. goths dynamic.
 * Overly Long Name - Atera Darkness Amy Nny Gerard Klesa Quella Elddir, although everyone calls her Amy.
 * Stealth Parody - It's quite possible that the author wrote both the terrible story and the snarky comments of her sister to make fun of My Immortal.
 * Troll Fic - Likely, because it resembles My Immortal in so many ways.
 * The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry - The author and her sister.