You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You/Quotes

"Ravirn: If I tell you, there's absolutely no way you're going to believe me.

Eris: I don't believe you.

Ravirn: What did I just tell you?

Eris: That I wouldn't believe you. But that's got nothing to do with my not believing you.

Ravirn: I know that, because I know why you don't believe me.

Melchior: (*facepalm*) I don't believe this."

- WebMage

"Rufus: You're not going to believe this."

- So Random, right before saying something that's completely ridiculous, but ultimately turns out to be true.