Calvin Ball/Quotes

""That's Numberwang!""

- The host of Numberwang, frequently, at completely random intervals, That Mitchell and Webb Look

""Malachi shrugged. He didn't follow human sports. They were too dull and the rules never changed.""

- Narration, Malachi summarizing The Fair Folk's sports in Chasing the Dragon

"Spongebob: "Hike Patrick, hike!"

[Drops rock, which breaks in two]

Spongebob: "You just lost 3 points!"

[Climbs up coral]

Spongebob: "1, 2, 5!"

[Stands on his head and blows a bubble in the shape of 'G7']

Spongebob: "G7!"

Patrick: "G7?! King me, king me! "

[smashes into coral]

Patrick: "I lose!"

Spongebob: "But it's not Tuesday, Patrick!"

Patrick: "Tartar sauce!"

Squidward: What are you two invertebrates doing?!

Beat

Patrick and Spongebob: "We don't know.""

- SpongeBob SquarePants

"Humph: Fingers on buzzers, teams. How many legs have donkeys?

Tim [buzzing]: Four!

Humph: Tim says four. Barry and Graeme?

Barry and Graeme: Higher, higher, no, I think it's lower. Lower.

Humph: You say lower? Well, the right answer is no legs have donkeys. So, you were right to go lower. And Tim gets ten points. Tim, question or nominate?

Tim: Nominate Graeme!

Humph: No, the correct answer is "nominate Barry". You lose ten points. Barry, what's the first letter of the word "aardvark": A, B, C or D?

Barry: Can I go 50-50, Humph?

Humph: Very well. Computer, take away one wrong answer and one right answer. Barry, you have two wrong answers left. Which do you go for?"

- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

""That's two points for recycling! The girls' score is now the square-root of pi while the boys still have a crudely-drawn picture of a duck. Clearly, it's still anyone's game!""

- Phineas, Phineas and Ferb