Spinnerette/Funny

"The Black Widow doesn't take kindly to rapists!
 * From Issue One:

What? No! We're not rapists, we're merely douchebags!"

"Sahira: I can't believe you, Hea-Spinnerette! Running out like that and getting in a fight after our agreement!
 * Or when Heather goes for medical treatment in Issue Two:

Spinnerette: I didn't mean to... It's like a new bicycle on Christmas! Even though it's snowing, you can't help but want to take it for a ride.

Sahira: ... A ride that kicks your ass!!!"

"Spinerette: Reverse Cowgirl for the Win!"
 * Or how about battle strategies.

"Facepalm! I think Mecha Maid is a lesbian who wants to have sexual intercourse with you."
 * Greta Gravity cracks wise about Heather's deoderant costs.
 * From Issue Four, Sahira trying to hint to Heather that Mecha Maid may be into her, and Heather utterly failing to get the point.

"You'd be more than welcome in Canada. We're a tolerant people."
 * Green Gable's hammy invitation to Mecha Maid and Spinnerette to visit Canada.

"Fan Boy: We'll sacrifice a skinling to your fur god!
 * The moment when Heather figures out how to shot web. She does the classic "Spideman hand gesture"...only to have the web come shooting out her backside, just like a real spider! Sahira almost dies laughing at this.
 * The introduction given by the League of Canadian Superheroes...complete with Katt giving the obligatory French translation.
 * The Werewolf of London, Ontario and the furry enthusiasts:

WoLO: What fur god? I am Anglican!"


 * As Dr. Universe explains to the Nazis that he doesn't have enough foreskins to create their clone of Hitler on time, Greta suggests they should recruit a mohel for help. Cue Death Glare from the Nazis.