Spoiler/Quotes

""Good thing you put that warning there, you could have spoiled the entire Pokewalker for me!""

- Groundrattler mocking one user's apparent paranoia over spoilers.

"TV announcer: Welcome to Watching Paint Dry Theater!

Jon: It's a rerun.

Garfield: Don't tell me how it turns out!"

- Garfield

"The Doctor: Shout if you get in trouble.

River: Don’t worry. I’m quite the screamer. Now there’s a spoiler for you!"

- Doctor Who, The Impossible Astronaut

"The Doctor: Spoilers!

Donna: What?

The Doctor: These books are from your future. If you read ahead, it will spoil all the surprises. Like peeping at the end.

Donna: Isn't travelling with you one big spoiler?

The Doctor: I try to keep you away from major plot developments. Which, to be honest, I seem to be really bad at."

- Doctor Who, Silence in the Library

"The Doctor: Why am I handcuffed...? Why would you even have handcuffs?

River Song: [Playfully flirtatious] Spoilers."

- Doctor Who, Forest of the Dead

"Britta: "Believe me everyday in that country people are being murdered for speaking out, and the worst part is when its all over..."

Abed: "Spoilers!"

Britta: "... it's going to like it never even happen. Hey Abed. Real stories they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different? Right?""

- Community, "Spanish 101"

""I took sacred vows on our wedding day and I don't take vows lightly. Like when I saw an early screening of The Sixth Sense, and vowed to never tell anyone the big twist at the end, where it turns out that Haley Joel Osment is Keyser Soze.""

- Stan Smith, American Dad