Xkcd/Funny

""Will Morena Baccarin be here? Is she really a--?"
 * Provided you get the reference, this xkcd strip.
 * The mouse rollover text. Oh good god the mouse rollover text.
 * It gets better (or worse) when you get the alternate image of Taft in lesbian erotica.
 * "P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain."
 * And who could forget this gem.
 * Would not buy again.
 * Note particularly the title on that one.
 * The entirity of the "Race" arc.

"NO!"

Jewel Staite: She [Summer Glau] says, "Plan Gamma acknowledged. The meerkats are in the bag." ... So we're good?

Nathan Fillion: Hard to tell with her. Did you see an actual bag of meerkats?

Jewel Staite: No.

Nathan Fillion: Then we're probably good.

Nathan Fillion: No, use my space name!

Summer Glau: I'm part of the floor now."

"Morpheus: Now look what you've done...
 * "Daddy? I wanna be a scientist!"
 * "Aw crap." I am biased, though. I love this mostly because it reminds me of my childhood.
 * "I... fondle the castle guard? That doesn't seem right."
 * Even funnier for us biology majors.
 * The directions on Google Maps.
 * CTRL-C! CTRL-C!
 * In their spoof of The Matrix, when given the Red Pill, Blue Pill choice, Neo takes both pills, grinds them to a fine dust, then snorts the resulting purple dust. It causes reality to fracture.

Neo: Where are we?

Morpheus: I have no idea."


 * Know Your Vines.
 * ... Are you doing anything later?
 * "Are you sure you're a doctor?" "Almost definitely."
 * "You refuse to quarter troops in your house?" "I have few principles, but I stick to them."
 * That entire arc. "However, on review of your qualifications, we've decided to sentence you to death. An unorthodox move, sure. But the vote was unanimous."
 * "Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?"
 * We overthought this.
 * The Alt Text to Compare and Contrast.