Marvel Zombies/Funny

"Machine Man: Dude, you just staked the zombie version of yourself. You're going to be in therapy for the rest of your life."
 * In Marvel Zombies Return #4, Zombie Black Bolt saying "brains", and thus taking out half of Hulk's Warbound.
 * Almost every sentence that comes from Machine Man and Zombie Deadpool's mouths.

"Deadpool: (to his zombie companion) Come on boy! Shamble! Shamble like the wind!"

"Hawkeye: Eat arrow, fascist! [Fires arrows into Giant Man's neck... who just looks at him, bemused] ... Be my friend?"
 * Zombie Spider-Man asking Are We There Yet? as the rest of them trek through the universe.
 * Zombie Hawkeye's attempt at fighting Zombie Giant Man.


 * Nextwave turn up in Army of Darkness vs. Marvel Zombies, saving Ash & Dazzler from the zombified Power Pack, and immediately start fighting the superpowered-zombie-children... Accompanied by the caption "Nextwave: About to be humiliatingly killed off-panel".
 * Zombie Spider-Man in Marvel Zombies Return smelling all the "jungle herbs" Kraven has eaten coursing through his veins, promptly causing him to re-lose control of his hunger.