Borat/Funny

"Borat: Do Jesus like me?
 * In Kazakh with English subtitles: "Eat my asshole!"
 * "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."
 * An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:

Pastor: Absolutely, Jesus loves you!

Borat: Do Jesus like my sons?

Pastor: Jesus loves your sons.

Borat: Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?

Pastor: He loves your brother, Bilo.

Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?

Pastor: Yes, he loves everybody.

Borat: NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe."

"Borat: Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.
 * Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:

Politician: Ah, thank you. (eats it)

Borat: With milk from her tit.

Politician: (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese)"


 * "This is Urkin, the town rapist."
 * "This is Natalya. (passionately kisses her) She is my sister."
 * The Kazhakstan National Anthem at the closing credits.
 * Borat is still wreaking havoc even after his character has been "killed off"; the anthem was used in lieu of the real anthem at a real-world sporting event.
 * "The Jews have shifted their shapes!"