Azumanga Daioh/Haiku

Nyperold's Vast Collection of 'Azumanga Daioh!' Haikus
Teacher's chain comes off When a student stops to help Takes the bike and rides "User:Nyperold"

Just in time for class Three sizes are a secret But it's the wrong room "User:Nyperold"

New transfer student Good thing in a small package She's just ten years old?!? "User:Nyperold"

Cooking is so fun Yay, it's ready! Or is it Not cooking at all? "User:Nyperold"

Master and student Chihiro's helping Chiyo? Other way around "User:Nyperold"

Making her own lunch And string figures, good at them Not tongue twisters, though "User:Nyperold"

Forgotten homework Chiyo cowers at the front Tap power reduced "User:Nyperold"

Cooking is so fun Yay, it's ready! Cookies, cake! Don't tell them to wait! "User:Nyperold"

Sakaki's scary Vet, florist, stuffed toy vendor? Maybe really nice... "User:Nyperold"

Sakaki is cool So say all the other girls ...What was that cute thing? "User:Nyperold"

"Are you in a club? I'm in astronomy club. Would you be..." *runs off* "User:Nyperold"

What a nice spring day! Look, a doggie being walked! Stretch, and then go run "User:Nyperold"

Oh, hey, it's a cat Should I try to pet it? Yeah. What could it hurt-- *CHOMP* "User:Nyperold"

"Why's your hand wrapped up?" "Maybe he was in a mood." "Did she have a fight?" "User:Nyperold"

The same cat again Good mood? A second attempt Ends up the same way "User:Nyperold"

Tomo Takino Hyper is her middle name Or just "Wildcat" "User:Nyperold"

Yukari? I'm late! Standing out in the hallway Not that teacher cares "User:Nyperold"

Lasting five minutes, Then ten, fifteen, and twenty, At which point she falls "User:Nyperold"

Challenging Chiyo Neither know the answer. Yay! Now she says they're tied "User:Nyperold"

Going out for bread A speedy return! Too bad No one was timing "User:Nyperold"

Racing Sakaki Starting with an advantage Moving mountains back "User:Nyperold"

Tomo's in the lead? Not for long; she falls behind She's the runner-up! "User:Nyperold"

Another transfer But she comes from Osaka A new tsukkomi? "User:Nyperold"

Introductions made Teacher expects Kansai-ben? Reluctantly done "User:Nyperold"

Osaka busts myths Takoyaki expected "Nandeyanen?" "YAY!" "User:Nyperold"

Get it together Paying attention in class? No. Busy saying it "User:Nyperold"

Nickname acquired But it's after her hometown Now it's stuck for good "User:Nyperold"

Follow Osaka Watch her wait at the crosswalk Whoops, it's red again... "User:Nyperold"

Notice Chiyo-chan She's a super-smart student Not a smart aleck "User:Nyperold"

Osaka's spacey? Soap slips, and handkerchief falls Now it's soaking wet "User:Nyperold"

Those tiny bubbles In my eyes make me track 'em And miss everything "User:Nyperold"

A scream? Huge cockroach! Tomo pursues, swatting friends Before killing it "User:Nyperold"

Now it's on her book Yukari cannot advise Too squeamish to help "User:Nyperold"

Osaka races Chiyo is slightly faster Is she just too smart? "User:Nyperold"

Now for volleyball Splitting into groups of six What? Ten million yen? "User:Nyperold"

Served by Chihiro Chiyo and Yomi set up Sakaki's great spike "User:Nyperold"

What's Osaka's aim? To be just like Sakaki Not to take her out "User:Nyperold"

Tomo's power serve Pegs the back of Chiyo's head Will she be okay? "User:Nyperold"

Overhead passing Osaka and Chiyo-chan Get their facials here "User:Nyperold"

Osaka totters Balanced badly, scaring them Until she sits down "User:Nyperold"

Opening her lunch Tomo finds a nice surprise All her top three foods! "User:Nyperold"

Concentrating hard Osaka pulls carefully Splits her chopsticks clean "User:Nyperold"

Yomi likes spicy Osaka can't handle it Mischievous Yomi "User:Nyperold"

Osaka tries it Now her mouth is burning up Then she has hiccups "User:Nyperold"

Try drinking some juice Now with plugged up ears and nose But it doesn't work "User:Nyperold"

Balanced on chopsticks? The cup falls off, spilling juice Time for music class "User:Nyperold"

Hiccups don't help out Playing a wind instrument Will you knock that off?!? "User:Nyperold"

Osaka's hiccups Have stayed over two hours Will she die today? "User:Nyperold"

Next, the fear gambit Please, Osaka, be afraid! Chiyo's not scary "User:Nyperold"

Smacking on the back Isn't good at curing them That's when you're choking "User:Nyperold"

Spasms in the diaphragm Punch in the solar plexus Just puts her in pain "User:Nyperold"

Sakaki chimes in She has a folk remedy Just brew some kaki "User:Nyperold"

Ah, the classic cure Holding your breath for a time Whoops, that went too fast "User:Nyperold"

Push on the eyeballs And when that doesn't do it Pull on her tongue. Ow! "User:Nyperold"

Give it to someone? Sounds a bit hokey, but still -- Don't give it to me! "User:Nyperold"

Could be that she's sick What might be the problem here? Probably the brain "User:Nyperold"

While they discuss Chiyo notices they've stopped But what was the cure? "User:Nyperold"

All's well that ends well Except Chiyo has them now? Try it all again! "User:Nyperold"

Sharks and dolphins are Fish and mammals, so therefore Snails are insects? "User:Nyperold"

Osaka's trying To instigate a punch line But they don't know it "User:Nyperold"

Chiyo's pigtails Connected, detachable? Could she get new ones? "User:Nyperold"

Jolted from her thought Osaka's shaken awake Hey! Don't fall asleep! "User:Nyperold"

Chiyo is called in Kurosawa-sensei gives her her new swimsuit "User:Nyperold"

Yukari comes in Talks about going drinking Now is not the time "User:Nyperold"

"Nyamo"? What's that? Kurosawa's old nickname Don't use it at work "User:Nyperold"

Yukari's messy But she can find everything ...The dictionary? "User:Nyperold"

Starts an avalanche Chiyo holds it up, but then is buried... again "User:Nyperold"

Tomo and Yomi Outrank teachers easily In terms of classmates "User:Nyperold"

Chiyo doesn't have Any classmates from past grades Isn't that a shock "User:Nyperold"

Tomo tells of bread that evolved into monsters ...It was made up, right? "User:Nyperold"

Minamo begins To tell about Yukari But Yukari sings "User:Nyperold"

Who is Nyperold?! Azumanga's only fan?! TOMO could do this! "User:Slopeslider"

"Reindeer don't exist," Says Tomo. Yet she is wrong. Wails, "I'm not stupid!" "User:Nat The Writer"

Nyamo is drunk And sharing some deep wisdom. Chiyo is baffled. "User:Nat The Writer"

Wow, there's a lot here! So many clever haikus About this weird show. "User:Sgt Frog 1"

Okinawa mountains Home to wildcats and trees And Sakaki's pet "User:Man Called True"

"We're Team Seaslug!" "What?!" "But why?! They're so..." [a brief pause]  "Go Team Seaslug!" "Yay..." "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

Farewell to their school Yet they will all still be friends Even with Tomo "--/Bobbk"

Why do you all think "Nyamo" has three syllables? Nya. Mo. Only two. "--User:Sensei Le Roof"

Creepy orange cat... Sakaki believes he is Chiyo's real father. "--User:Ruise"

Summer vacation! Tomo throws the keys away. Everyone is pissed. "--User:Ruise"