Dangan Ronpa/Funny

"Hagakure: Your child and my child...will share the same mother!!
 * Hagakure's first scene in his social link has this little gem when he attempts to predict Naegi's future:

Naegi: No! I will never allow it!!"


 * is a goldmine for these; using Makoto as a punching bag during a Relationship Values moment, and describing Togami's underwear with a Godot quote come to mind.