Discworld/Soul Music/Funny

Book
"Colon: Would you recognise him if you saw him again?
 * Death tries drinking to forget. Emphasis here on "tries". ""
 * And then, when he's given up trying, he stands and commits a most awesome Non Sequitur Thud.
 * The Hurricane of Puns throughout the book. "Mission from Glod", indeed!
 * "Are you boys from the Watch?" - "No, ma'am, we're musicians."
 * The Paper-Thin Disguise worthy of Metal Gear Solid: "We're a piano."
 * Susan's swing.
 * FIVE THOUSAND D--mmfmmf
 * "If this kept up, in several billion years he'd be richer than his wildest dreams!"
 * Also the exchange between Colon and Nobby after Death passes by.
 * Also the exchange between Colon and Nobby after Death passes by.

Nobby: If I didn't, it would have to one hell of an identity parade!"


 * "Really, bony knees?"

Animated adaptation
""We're more popular than cheeses.""
 * Death's Non Sequitur Thud is in some ways even better in the animated miniseries. Because it's Christopher Lee's voice saying that.
 * In the animated film of Soul Music, the funniest line is, amazingly, not from the book. Imp offends the locals in a town that's known for its cheeses by declaring, in just the right kind of accent, that:


 * Glod's final lament: "Trust my luck to die -- just as I get rich!"