Guns N' Roses/Awesome

"Axl: 'Bout five or six years ago, I hitchhiked here and ended up stuck out in the middle of this place. Climbed up out of the freeway, this little old black man comes up to me and my friend with our backpacks and about ten bucks between us, and he goes, "You know where you are? You in the jungle, baby! You gonna die!" That's a true story, that ain't no lie! So, welcome to the jungle, Ritz!"
 * Axl tells a tale to the audience during the band's 1988 show at the Ritz in New York. Cue Epic Riff.


 * The band's 2012 Hall of Fame induction. Axl and Izzy may not have showed (Myles Kennedy and Gilby Clarke filled in for them, respectively), but the event was still pretty epic nonetheless.