The Peanut Butter Solution/YMMV


 * Dancing Bear
 * Did Not Do the Research: The Signor is this personified. He's a guy with a Italian name and a French accent who is claiming to be related to a Dutch painter.
 * Nightmare Fuel: At least it was for children of the 1980's.
 * Wangst: There are cancer patients who angst less about being bald than this kid.