Fushigi Yuugi/Funny

"Hotohori: I'm so beautiful it scares me!
 * The Suzaku and Seiryu warriors' trip to the hot spring.
 * The twin-to-twin messages.
 * Miaka wondering where Chichiri got his special look from.  And Chichiri in his little corner of woe afterwards.
 * Breeding studs, that is all.
 * Mitsukake. Oh goodness, Mitsukake.
 * The scene where Hotohori is calmly looking into his mirror, apparently in deep thought. He then opens his mouth...

Hotohori's counselors: *massive facepalming and ricocheting around the room*"

"Tamahome: *points at Nuriko* And this guy's gay!
 * When Miaka finds out who Nuriko really is.
 * Tamahome introduces Nuriko to his neighbors in the village. Hilarity Ensues.

Nuriko: *punches Tamahome*"

"Nyan-Nyan (to Nuriko, who's quite healthy compared to the rest): I'll heal ya!
 * Another great one (despite the Unfortunate Implications) is when the Nyan-Nyan start healing Miaka's group in Taiitsukun's palace.

Nuriko: Oh, don't worry. I'm all right!

Nyan Nyan: I'll heal your perversion!

Nuriko: *punts Nyan Nyan into the stratosphere*

Nyan Nyan: Aiyaaaaaaa!"

"Miaka: (thinking) Waaah! He's a beautiful blonde super-hunk!"
 * Miaka's opinion about Nakago when she sees his face for the first time.

"Mitsukake: "The Emperor is very popular, indeed.""
 * Mitsukake shares his thoughts on Hotohori:

"Tamahome: *looks like a zombie, chewing on...*
 * Nuriko tells Miaka that Tamahome has an Heroic BSOD after she returned to his world. It manifested by him acting like a Cloudcuckoolander to the point of...

Nuriko: Tama-chan. That's a dish."

""Are you done?"
 * Tasuki's fear of water.
 * Tasuki getting beaten up by a horse. It had boxing gloves and everything.
 * Miaka going "Superman!" when Taiitsukun used astral projection on her.

(sheepishly) "Yes"."