Informal Eulogy/Quotes

""Add one mo' body to the body toll, may god rest this po' bastard's soul!""

- Ninja Ninja, Afro Samurai

""He died as he lived: Completely hated.""

- Thief on Red Mage, Eight Bit Theater, "Episode 1026"

""Seldom has any man held so many offices and accomplished so little.""

- Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Earl of Sandwitch

""I'd like to say a couple words... Uh, this guy's dead. The end.""

- Crow, Giant Spider Invasion

""You're dead that's good amen.""

- Soldier, Team Fortress 2

""Here lies Scout: He ran fast, and died a virgin.""

- Spy, Team Fortress 2