The Price Is Right/Haiku

Win A Vast Fortune In Cars, Trips, And Merchandise If The Price Is Right. "--User:Col Boh"

Troper, come on down! You are the next contestant On The Price is Right! "--User:Twentington"

Do I bid one buck or one buck over the guy that is to my right? "--User:Wolfman 2000"

They changed things again The Fan Dumb whines like crazy It makes me facepalm "--User:A-l-e-x-99"

Lost a simple game. That was not nice and easy. When's the Showcase round? --Bozozoku