Role Association/Film C


 * Cape Fear (1962): Atticus Finch has to deal with Dangerously Genre Savvy ex-con Harry Powell who's after him and his family.
 * Cape Fear (1991): "Four-Leaf" Tayback has to deal with Dangerously Genre Savvy ex-con/rapist Ace Rothstein, who's after him and his family, including daughter Mallory Knox. Includes Remake Cameos of the original leads.
 * Captain America the First Avenger: The Human Torch is Captian America... this is going to get confusing if the multiverses start crossing over. Agent Elrond is one of the wackiest of Those Wacky Nazis; Agent K is also there.
 * Carnage: Amos Hart and Clarice Starling welcome Rose Dewitte-Beauchatre and Hans Landa into their home and have a polite chat about their respective kids.
 * Case 39: Bridget Jones adopts a little girl who attracts evil spirits and asks for help from priest(?) Al Swearengen.
 * Casino Jack: Hopper Soze is Jack Abrahamoff. Also starring Johnny "Goodboy" Tyler and The Critic.
 * Casper: That woman from Raging Bull and a Monty Python guy get the President of the United States and Wednesday Addams to investigate a haunted house. Robert Barone is among the ghosts.
 * Casino: Travis Bickle and classic Hair-Trigger Temper Pesci are sent to Las Vegas by The Mafia to run things; however they have different ideas on what "running Las vegas" means. Things get complicated when Travis falls in love with Catherine Tramell who still has feelings for her pimp, Hades.
 * The Cat's Meow (HBO TV movie): Based on some true speculations: In The Roaring Twenties, the richest and most powerful man in all the media Richard Gilmore invites a few of his close friends onto his Cool Boat to celebrate Wesley's birthday. Things go awry when Richard discovers that his girlfriend Mary Jane Watson is cheating on him with the famous silent comedian Roman Nagle and then . This is witnessed by Celia, who negotiates with Richard for a better contract. Another "witness" is Patsy, who can't say what really happened but knows something wasn't right.
 * Catch Me If You Can: Very Loosely Based on a True Story, Jack Dawson is a sixties teenager who becomes a con-artist after his father Max Zorin and mother separate. Over the course of a few years, Jack impersonates various occupations, including an airline pilot, a doctor, and a lawyer, and accumulates a massive fortune. This soon attracts the attention of FBI agent Forrest Gump, who soon becomes determined to bring him to justice. Also stars Giselle as a young nurse that falls for Jack, Col. Willard as her lawyer father, and Sydney Bristow as a Hooker with a Heart of Gold.
 * The Cell: Selena is a VR therapist, Agent Viv is her Bridge Bunny, Gen. Thade is an FBI agent, Norman Bates 2.0 is another FBI agent, and Edgar is the comatose Complete Monster with a Freudian Excuse they're trying to get info from.
 * Ceremony: Will Stronghold falls for The Bride before her wedding day. Directed by the son of The Fonz!
 * Challenger (1990 TV Movie) Marion Ravenwood and Brad Majors train to go into space!
 * The Change-Up: The Green Lantern and George Michael Bluth experience a grown-up Freaky Friday Flip.
 * Changeling: Deadly assassin Fox desperately searches for her missing child with help from Harvey Dent while Matthew Buchanan comes forward to report his uncle the child molester, in an Oscar Bait movie directed by Dirty Harry.
 * Charlie Bartlett: Kyle Reese is an affable but trouble-making teenager who, when he transfers to a public high school after getting kicked out of boarding school, romances Nora from Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, whose father is Tony Stark. Also, Tony Stark is the principal of Kyle's school.
 * Charlie Wilson's War: Forrest Gump, a Rich Idiot With No Day Job who also happens to be a congressman, is swept into the Russian invasion of Afghanistan when Erin Brockovitch brings it to his attention. Horrified by the conditions of the refugees, he joins forces with an unconventional CIA agent /arms dealer (and Israel and Pakistan) to get the Afgans something to fight with.
 * Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: Bert the chimney sweep is a widower inventor with two young children who makes a magical flying car. This soon attracts the attention of the child-hating Baron Goldfinger.
 * Chloe: Needy has an affair with Qui-gon Jinn and Clarice Starling 2.0.
 * The Chronicles of Narnia: Good and evil battle of a fantastic land led by Qui-Gon Jinn and the angel Gabriel, with respective aid from Wesley Gibson and an Oompa-Loompa. Prince Charming is also on the side of good.
 * Clash of the Titans 2010 remake: Qui-Gon Jinn is fighting with Voldemort, lord of the underworld. Gwen Raiden is the Love Interest, and Atia of the Julii is her braggy mom. Marcus Jaysulli is The Hero (naturally).
 * Untitled Cleopatra remake: Grendel's Mom is the queen of Egypt in what's sure to be a Big Effin' Movie.
 * Click: Happy Gilmore is a workaholic architect working for Michael Knight and married to Selene with two children. One night, he goes to the nearby Bed, Bath and Beyond to buy a new remote control, where he meets Max Zorin, who offers him one remote that really goes above and beyond for Happy's life. Unfortunately, it starts to interfere with his life and strain his relationship with his family and his parents the Fonz and Marge Simpson.
 * Clockstoppers: Kyle Reese is the head of a company that invented a device with the ability to make time stand still, and has his men kidnap Harry Solomon, whom he forces to fix a glitch in the device. Harry sends a watch containing the device to his old mentor whose son, that guy from Swimfan, finds the watch and uses it to have some fun with his would-be girlfriend. Commander Riker directed the film.
 * Closer: The Movie of a play that stars Padme Amidala, Erin Brockovich, Gigolo Joe, and John Smith as two pairs of lovers who switch up partners for fun and revenge.
 * Club Paradise: The Genie is a firefighter who retires and goes to the Carribean and helps a resort pay a $6,000 tax, and false advertising ensues. The subplot involves Crowley and Gerry Todd trying to smuggle pot to impress chicks. Some people think this movie sucks.
 * Clue: There's been a murder! Whodunit? Traitorous colonel Vlad Masters? Adulterous shrink the Hacker? Serial divorcee Lili Von Shtupp? Brothel owner Cinderella? The gay lead singer of Spinal Tap? The senator's corrupt wife Tess Skeffington? The French maid who moonlights as a halfway house nurse? Or did the butler, Dr. Frank N Furter, do it?
 * Cold Souls: A hitman (As Himself) has his soul extracted by Edward R. Murrow to get rid of performance jitters. To his horror, not only is his soul the size of "a chickpea" but once it's gone his acting gets worse.
 * Collateral: Heartless assassin Ethan Hunt uses Ray Charles as his chauffer during his "assignment" in LA, which includes a visit with Toki the ironworker.
 * Colombiana: Neytiri acts like O-Ren while shooting (and dressing) like Revvy.
 * Con Air: Ben Gates is unjustly thrown in jail after defending his pregnant wife Allison Gordon from muggers. Seven years later, he gets out on parole and decides to hitch a ride home on a prison transport which contains dangerous criminals like Lennie Small and Marcellus Wallace, and the especially dangerous serial killer, Mr. Pink. When the criminals take over the plane, Ben has a chance to get off, but stays on to protect his diabetic friend Bubba and to save a female guard from getting raped by Enrique. He gets help in stopping the criminals from Dimitri, a U.S. Marshal.s
 * Conspiracy Theory: Martin Riggs is a cabbie who believes in conspiracy theories and has a crush on Erin Brockovich, and Captain Picard is a psychiatrist working for the government who wants to capture Riggs again.
 * The Conspirator: Wesley defends Princess Buttercup after she's accused of being in on Lincoln's assassination. Also starring The Queen Bee of Mississippi, Rory Gilmore, Carmine Falcone, a Mac, Tulio, and Jack Skellington. Directed by Sundance.
 * Constantine: Neo helps Evy Carnahan solve the mystery of her sister's death with the aid of Sam Witwicky, Maximus' Black Best Friend, and The White Witch while being menaced by a gloomy goth rocker.
 * The Colour of Magic: Albert runs away from things with Sam Gamgee and then saves the world with the help of Mr Filch.
 * Contagion: (holy moly) The Plauge has been unleashed and one of its victims is Pepper Potts. Her husband Jason Bourne is left alone while Rose Dewitt-Beuchatre Dawson and Mal Cobb and their agencies have to contain it while Gigalo Joe blogs about it all. Morpheus is also there.
 * Conviction: Amelia "Mae Cushleigh" Brandon Gruwell tries for a decade to get her brother, Justin Hammer, out of jail.
 * Cop Out: John Mclane is teamed up with Tracy Jordan while transporting a thief who's missing his car. Directed by Silent Bob.
 * Coriolanus: General (and director) Voldemort has a few personal issues: his people hate him, his arms dealing mom and his graceful wife don't like him much either, and the only person who understands him is his enemy, the rebel leader King Leonidas.
 * The Count of Monte Cristo (2002): Jesus is falsely imprisoned by the Hulk but escapes with the help of Dumbledore to exact his revenge.
 * The Country Bears: Sora is a young bear who, with the help of Captain Gantu (also a bear), sets out to get the titular band back together again to save Country Bear Hall from being demolished by Max Jacobellis. The band members are Robert Barone, Bubbles, Khan Souphanousinphone, and Robert's brother Batman (who for some reason lives with an ex-pinball champion from England). Unfortunately, it sounds better than it really is.
 * Country Strong: Pepper Potts is a disgraced country star (that's really her singing!) who falls for Sam Flynn. Sean Touhy is her husband/manager.
 * Cowboys and Aliens: Lord Azrael Bond, Dr. Indiana Solo, Eli Sunday, Justin Hammer, Bill's brother, Aang, Brother Justin, Quorra Thirteen and Ira Hayes are bedeviled by aliens in this genre mash-up directed by Happy Hogan.
 * Crazy Eights: Dizzy Flores, Sephiroth, Jordan Radcliffe and Princess Margaret, among others, are a group of friends who are haunted by psychological experiments conducted on them as children.
 * Crazy Heart: The Dude is a washed-up country singer who gets close to a reporter played by the other Rachel Dawes. A suspicious FBI agent is The Dude's young rival.
 * Crazy Stupid Love: When Michael Scott's wife the other Clarice Starling leaves him, he takes lessons on how to be a ladies' man from a Jewish neo-Nazi.
 * Creation: Alicia Nash and her real-life lover, a figment of her husband's imagination, are Mr. and Mrs. Charles Darwin.
 * Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Inspector Tequila Yuen and Ching, the Invisible Woman try to recover a sword that was stolen by Sayuri the geisha.
 * The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Tyler Durden ages backwards while his love interest Galadriel ages normally, which gets a little squicky when the couple gets "older". Jadis is also there, I guess to prove once and for all that she and Galadriel aren't the same person.
 * Cyrus: Amos Hart is unhappily divorced from his best friend Maxine Lund, but perks up when he meets Mona Lisa Vito; unfortunately she has a clingy jealous son, Snotlout.