Sweet Gay Baby Jesus!

With a title like that, can it be bad? A sixth form centre somewhere in the UK. The well-established Christian Union and the newly-formed LGBT student support group are allocated to meet in the same room, at the same time...on the same day! Hilarity Ensues. The script can be found Here with the author's permission to stage it wherever and whenever.

Sweet Gay Baby Jesus! provides examples of:

 * Alliterative Name: Mindy Mallenshawe, Hannah Hull.
 * Anti-Hero: Lucy
 * Bastardly Speech
 * Battle Amongst the Flames
 * Berserk Button: Jed can protect himself, until he can't, at which point.
 * Big Damn Heroes: You rescue Distressed Damsel, but who'll rescue you?!
 * Bury Your Gays: Averted,
 * Cast Full of Gay: Jed, Nathan, Lucy,, unsurprising, given the subject matter.
 * And Word of God says Ms. Millar is a repressed bisexual as well.
 * ~Chekhov's Gun~:
 * ~Chekhov's Gunman~: Mindy.
 * Cluster F-Bomb
 * Coming Out Story: Nathan and Lucy deliver theirs as monologues, whilst  is seen over the course of the play.
 * Averted slightly with Jed, who is simply mentioned as having been out from a young age. His parents were 'stupidly accepting'.
 * Curb Stomp Battle: Guy Vs. Jed, round one.
 * Dean Bitterman: Although never seen on stage, the headmistress changed the school motto to 'Beggars can't be choosers'. Ms. Millar is strangely proud of this fact.
 * ~Does This Remind You Of Anything?~: The entire premise is analogous to the battle between sexual freedom and organised religion.
 * Earn Your Happy Ending: The LGBT support group  to get what they want.
 * Esoteric Happy Ending: The author thought the ending the best possible outcome; the audience? Not so much.
 * Evil Brit: The first actor to play Guy was this trope made flesh.
 * Gay Aesop
 * Heteronormative Crusader: Guy. Asshole.
 * Hoist by His Own Petard
 * Karmic Death
 * Kill It with Fire: In a not uncontroversial example,
 * Left for Dead: Lucy . A rare example in that it actually works.
 * Mood Whiplash
 * Moral Event Horizon: For Guy it's.
 * Ring of Fire: Guy attempts this,
 * Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Pretty damn cynical, Guy is beyond redemption,, Mindy may have to abandon one group of friends for another and the assistant head is more concerned with stealing bins than helping her students.
 * Title Drop: How could they not?
 * Transparent Closet: