Mercenaries/Funny

"Mattias : They sent me a tank?!
 * Mattias can hijack tanks and vehicles quickly and with little fuss. He knows this.

Mattias : Time to bail out, and steal another one."

"Fiona: That's mine, not yours! Remember the difference!"
 * Stealing Fiona's car irritates her.

"Mattias: This is an emergency! A Viking emergency!"
 * You get this gem in Mercenaries 2 when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:

"Misha: Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is wrong place. He tries to blame me. Guys with big hats come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at me."
 * When the player first meets Misha, he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.

"Misha: Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near ex-wife's house. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers. Use, if you have much hate inside."
 * Misha extolling the virtues of the MOAB.