Ten Things I Hate About You/Funny


 * "The shit hath hiteth the fan...eth."
 * "Stop... Turn... Explain."
 * "And hell is just a sauna."
 * "My insurance does not cover PMS!"
 * "Hello, Katarina, made anyone cry today?" "Sadly no, but it's only four-thirty."
 * "What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"
 * "Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."
 * Kat's 'Plan' for distracting the other soccer team.
 * She distracted him with her "wits".
 * "Now that I've shown you... 'The Plan'... I'm gonna go... and show 'The Plan' to somebody else" *cue death by embarrassment*
 * Ms. Perky and her novel.
 * "Judith!! What's another word for... engorged?"
 * Mr. Morgan's casual hostility towards his students.
 * And him outright laughing at Joey, who he knows got his eye blackened by Bianca at the prom.
 * The teacher in detention confiscating a student's weed, then thinking a minute and confiscating another kid's chips.
 * "My momma didn't raise no fool."
 * (In a tone that can only be done by someone on crack) "We're SCREWED!"
 * "What's a Bogey Lowenstein?"
 * The outtakes
 * "Can I get a prophylactic... a prophylactic... ah..."
 * *thwap!* "Shall we go to my office?!"
 * "Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby."
 * "I'm a crack whore should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"
 * "Your eyes have a little green in them." *BWARF!!*
 * "...I have a dick on my face, don't I?"
 * "That was Costa Rican, butthead!"
 * In an uncharacteristic moment of cartoonishness, when Kat is practicing archery, she turns and shoots the teacher in the ass, who proceeds to flail around in pain for a while.
 * Comes back as a Brick Joke when he's supervising detention and sits down on his desk - only to quickly jump back up, wincing in pain.
 * Bianca being made to wear the fake belly by her Dad.
 * "Who knocked up your sister?"
 * "Are there sheep?"
 * "My balls!"
 * "Don't say shit like that. People can hear you!"
 * Beat. "... are you saying I'm not a pretty guy?"
 * Cue the two characters being accused in this fashion desperately assuring him of how pretty he is.
 * Patrick running away from the police as he's singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" and slapping one on the ass.