Hell Hotel/Quotes

"''Relax, said the nightman

We are programmed to receive

You can check out any time you like

But you can never leave''"

- The Eagles, "Hotel California"

""Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? ""

- Mike, 1408

""You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!""

- Marik on the Oceanside Hotel