Major Payne/Awesome

Payne may be a bit on the psychotic side, but he is also walking, talking awesome.

"Tiger: MAJOR PAYNE JUST TERMINATED THE BAD MAN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!"
 * Firstly, in the opening credits he storms an enemy compound singlehandedly, with no helmet, and gets everyone to surrender ASAP, in a Badass Establishing Character Moment.
 * Then, there's Payne's devastating dressing-down of his cadets, which quickly evolves into one great big "The Reason You Suck" Speech.
 * Tiger fears there's a boogeyman in his closet? No problem. Payne casually strolls up and fires five bullets into the closet door.


 * Then there's the biker hired by Alex to intimidate Payne, played by Bam Bam Bigelow who's nearly 400 pounds. Of course, the big guy gets his shit ruined in a manner of seconds and Payne throws in a Your Mom joke for good measure.
 * And how does Payne get his revenge? By challenging the boys to retrieve a trophy from a rival school,  While all that goes down, he tells Tiger a (slightly catastrophic) version of The Little Engine That Could, and then goes out dancing with Emily.
 * The Robot he busts out during this scene deserves its own entry.
 * And one more for Payne: after all that conflict with the boys, he