Dude, Not Funny/Quotes

""It needs more funny, and less make-me-angry.""

- Kaff Tagon, Schlock Mercenary

""You can laugh of everything, but not with everybody""

- Pierre Desproges

"''Laugh and laugh 'til all the chameleons turn black

Laugh and laugh 'til you're told 'Please don't come back' ''"

- The Tragically Hip, "World Container"

"Hilda: Hhhh. Dios Mio. They’re murdering crossword-makers now. Amy, do the police have any leads?

Amy: They say it was a random junkie mugger. I almost believe them, but the timing, Hilda… you know what he was working on…

Hilda: Rely on this, Amy. You were right to call me. There is a pattern at work here…(puts on her glasses) and ours is the pen to fill it.

Marc: Har! YEAHHHHH!

Beat

Di: Ahhmmm, this is a murder scene.

Marc: I though you were doing a CSI: Miami riff. You know, with the pun. And the glasses.

Di: That still wouldn’t make it okay.

Marc: I’m a little tired…"

- Fans,” Crossover”, chapter 1.

""Did somebody just boo me because I implied Heath Ledger was dead?""

- Tommy Teirnan