Fetish Fuel/Haiku

I feel arousal. But this film is G-rated. Cleanest porn ever. "-— User:Dragon Quest Z"

There is no sex act Or anything sexual still I feel horny.

I have rewinded This part a whole bunch of times. I'll Be in My Bunk.

It feels arosing. Yet it wasn't supposed too. Who cares anyway? "-— User:Chihuahua 0"

I'm innocently Watching TV with the kids Then Loonette's clock stretch "-— User:pittsburghmuggle"