Romantic False Lead/Quotes

""I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.""

- Nora Bing, Friends

"Ryan: Your alibi checked out. He really was coaching an underprivileged youth basketball league.

Demming: Well, for what it's worth, my kids won that night.

Castle: Oh, jeez."

- Castle