Pearls Before Swine/Funny


 * Rat's use of Batman Gambit here. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome to those who hate dentists as much as this troper.
 * "Pastor's dull sermons make hell seem like an appealing alternative."
 * HEEEEEEERE'S RATTY...
 * "I sure miss phone booths."
 * "It's what's in here that counts."
 * "Please don't write in my journal."
 * This troper is fairly sure that Pearls has too many funny moments for any one page on the internet.
 * I'm gonna make them a hoffa they can't re-fuse. Plus Pastis sleeps with the fishes.