The Sound of Music/Funny

"Oh, they're all right, Captain. They're just happy..." (cue mass bawling) "Of course [...] Don't you trust me?" "No." "Smart girl." "I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne! Yes?" "No."
 * When the Von Trapp kids play catch with the baroness, the baroness gets hit in the crotch with a ball.
 * "Reverend Mother, I have sinned..."
 * Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome. I mean, how many nuns do you know
 * After the Captain asks Maria where she got her dress: "The poor didn't want this one..."
 * "I am not finished yet!" "Oh yes YOU ARE, CAPTAIN... fraulein."
 * "...and THESE... are my children."
 * "Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?"
 * Kurt asking Brigitta not to call Maria's dress the ugliest one they ever saw, since one of their previous governesses wore an even uglier one.
 * "Will father approve of this?"
 * "So long! Farewell! Au revoir! Auf wiedersehen!"