Depraved Dentist/Quotes

"''When I was young and just a bad little kid

My momma noticed funny things I did

Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head

That's when my momma said,

She said: "My boy, I think someday

You'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist

You have a talent for causing things pain

Son, be a dentist

People will pay you to be inhumane

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

And teaching would suit you still less

Son, be a dentist

You'll be a success"''"

"''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.

Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God!

He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?

("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!")

("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!"'')"

"''I am your dentist

And I enjoy the career that I picked

I'm your dentist

And I get off on the pain I inflict

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted

And though it may cause my patients distress

Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me...

I know... I know that my momma's proud of me.

"Oh, Momma..."

'Cause I'm a dentist...

And a success!''"

- The Dentist Song, Little Shop of Horrors

"Dr. Loboto: I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee!

Dogen: I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?

Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it!"

- Psychonauts