Professor Guinea Pig/Quotes

"Each one of these researchers has been voted "Most likely to inject themselves with the Omega Serum while shouting, 'Dammit, there's no time for testing!'""

- Cracked.com: The 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science

"Dr. Jack Barnes says: "Don't fuck with science!""

- Three Panel Soul

"Unfortunately, all my test animals have died or escaped, so I shall be the final subject. I feel no fear. This is a momentous night."

- Insectile Aberration