True Capitalist/Quotes

""I always walk around out here in Texas with my strap-on, uh...""

- Ghost

"Caller: Harmony I love you! Silverpony, you my girl! Derpykins, you my nigga! You my nigga-

Ghost: Stupid fruitbowl, GEDDIMOFF!"

- True Capitalist Radio, 8/02/11

""SCHLIEBEN, SCHLIEBEN, SCHLOGGIN, VOLKSWAGON!""

- Ghost, speaking German

""And all you assholes who say I'm racist- hey! It's the truth!""

- Ghost

""If the world is dark and your friends seem fickle, just grab some poop and give it a tickle!""

- wise words from Senator Pooptickler

""Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rainbow Dash! AW YEAH BEST DAY EVER""

- Tango Whiskey

"Tub Guy "Ghost lets have a three way with Rick Perry. Oh my!"

Ghost: "Are you in the tub?!"

Tub Guy: "There's a distinct possibility, my good sir!"

Ghost: "Ah Jesus Christ, geddemoff- I mean, HE'S CALLING ME FROM THE TUB, GOOD GOD!""

- True Capitalist Radio

"Ghost: "Is this you calling me from the tub again?!"

Tub Guy: "When the hell do I not call you from the tub, good sir?""

- True Capitalist Radio

""Let's see, we got, uh... 'ImDeflectingPearlsHere'- OH SCREW YOU!""

- True Capitalist Radio, twitter shoutouts

""POOPTICKLER?! WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS POOP TICKLER?!""

- Ghost's reaction to the Pooptickler family

"Caller: Ghost, I came here cuz of the trolls, you're actually pretty funny.[?]

Ghost: Well, of course, cuz I bring da lulz better than anybody THROUGHOUT THE WORLD!!"

- Radio Graffiti, July 13th, 2011

""Wake up in the morning next to Alex Jonesey

Ghost waddles down the stairs and watches My Little Pony.""

- Opening lines of the Tik Tok parody played on December 16th, 2011

"Caller (in nerdy voice): "Um, hi, so, which candidate should I vote for if i want to maximize my chances of being able to legally download hardcore tentacle hentai?"

Ghost: How about you kill yourself?"

- Radio Graffiti, May 4, 2012