The Room/Drinking Game

Drinking Game for The Room. This game is best played with Scotchka. And a designated sober to get you to the hospital when you inevitably contract alcohol poisoning:


 * Whenever a character says "Oh hi, (character name)", drink.
 * Whenever Lisa and Claudette are about to have a heart-to-heart talk, take a sip.
 * Be sure to talk a gulp when Lisa explicitly states that she doesn't love Johnny any more.
 * Take a sip whenever Johnny laughs.
 * Take another when he says "huh".
 * When an blatantly unnecessary scene draws to a close, drink.
 * When a sex scene draws to a close, down your drink.
 * Drink when a character shows up with no introduction.
 * Drink when Mark says "What's going on?" whilst Lisa is trying to seduce him.
 * Hell, drink whenever a character says one of their catchphrases
 * Drink when the characters are playing football.
 * Drink water after being shown parts of San Francisco.
 * Take a sip whenever Denny says something slightly creepy ("I just like to watch you guys!")

If played correctly, you shall be utterly plastered just in time for the first agonizing sex scene.