Struck By Lightning (film)/Funny

"Mom: You were on ADD medication as a kid.
 * Two! Four! Six! Eight! Heard you like to fornicate!
 * We're gonna spread that shit like Nutella.
 * Also:

Carson: I thought I was just unusually calm and mature for my age.

Mom: Nope. You were drugged. *Beat* I hid it in your food."