Sticky Bomb/Quotes

"Simmons: What is that thing?

Donut: What thing!?

Grif: There's something on your head.

Donut: What, is it a spider? Get it off!

Simmons: No, it's not a spider, it's like a blue thing.

Donut: What, like a blue spider? Get it off!

Grif: It's not a spider. Calm down. It's some kind of fuzzy, pulsating thing.

Donut: That doesn't sound much better than a spider.

Simmons: Does it hurt?

Donut: No.

Simmons: Maybe we should try to take it off.

Grif: Good idea; go for it.

Simmons: Me? By "we" I meant "you", asshole.

Donut: Well somebody needs to get it off. Look, it might be dangerous.

(grenade explodes)

Simmons and Grif: Son of a bitch!"

- Red vs. Blue