Trope Pantheons/Theater

Theater and Spectacle

The deities here have taken Shakespeare's famous words to heart, and shaped their entire world into the form of a stage. In addition to the most well engineered stage, the Theater also boasts the best orchestra in the multiverse, seating that accommodate entire planetary populations, a high tech and efficient backstage management system, and the best stage ninjas. They also have a direct line with the library in the House of Knowledge, giving them access to every single play in existence. Most of the time, their performances are sold out on the first day and are forced to resort to standing room only to accommodate everyone.

The Theater deities once attempted to do a full performance of The King in Yellow with "mixed" results. Suffice to say, the lead actor in that particular play now goes by the nickname "The Joker".

Due to the power of stories on the Pantheon as a whole, a disproportionate number of members are also members of the Main House. Tread lightly.

Dream of the Endless, Prince of Stories was once a member of this pantheon, but ascended before time (and, yes, thereby before the existence of this pantheon... deal with it) to reside in (some say lead) the Main House.

William Shakespeare, God of Poetry, Theater and Melodrama (He who did it First, The Troperus Maximus)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A pair of tragedy-and-comedy masks
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Poetry, Stage Plays, Olde English, Tragedy, Comedy, Being Ahead of His Time
 * Domains: Knowledge, Craft
 * Followers: Oscar Wilde (except on Uncyclopedia)
 * If someone, somewhere, has used a trope idea in a popular literary work, chances are This Guy beat them to the punch a long time ago.
 * A great entertainer, his works have been shown daily in the Pantheon for the last three hundred years.
 * The only known possible challenger to his title is Sophocles, but the Greek playwright had to admit Shakespeare's had the advantage in name recognition. Today they're said to be working together on an adaptation of the Great Pantheon War.

Nohamotyo, God of Obfuscation (FleetingDemographicRuler, He Whose Name Cannot Be Remembered)
 * Level of Influence: Overdeity (in opposition to Dream of the Endless)
 * Symbol: Never stays constant
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Fleeting Demographic Rule (obviously), Dead Horse Tropes, Follow the Leader, Fleeting Demographic Rule, Viewers are Morons
 * Domains: Chaos, Illusion, Mind, Mentalism
 * Rumored to lie dreaming in the sunken city of M'nisyeh. Nohamotyo is a bitter rival of Dream of the Endless, attempting to subvert his domain and install himself as the new Prince of Stories. It is believed that should he awaken and succeed in his goal, the rest of the world would be reduced to a bunch of driveling idiots.

Haruhi Suzumiya, Goddess of Tropes (The Unstoppable Force, O-Haruhi-sama)
 * Overdeity
 * Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Tropes, Genki Girls, Aliens, Psionics, Time Travelers, Jerkasses, Hairstyles, Altering Reality
 * Domains: Creation, Chaos, Charm, Destruction, Envy, Mentalism, Tyranny
 * Much like how the Roman pantheon absorbed those around it, if a fictional group believe in a supreme creator, they're probably thinking about Haruhi.
 * Probably not Kyon's girlfriend.
 * Recently, there have been rumors that Madoka Kaname's powers may rival even Haruhi's.
 * Also has a spot in the Main House.

Kyon, God of Normalcy (The Immovable Object, Patron of Normality, John Smith)
 * Demigod (actually an Overdeity with sealed powers)
 * Symbol: Inverted SOS Dan Logo
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Deadpan Snarkers, Nicknames, Lampshade Hanging, Laws of Physics, Weirdness Magnets, Narrators, Those Who Don't Like To Tell Jokes
 * Domains: Balance, Courage, Fate, Law, Protection
 * A significant number of people believe Kyon is the true God of Tropes, and he simply indulges Haruhi. Regardless, he exists to balance out Her genkiness and preserve the world in a roughly constant shape.

Adam Young, God of Imagination (the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit who in Hebrew is called Abbaddon but in Greek has the name Apollyon, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, Lord of Darkness, the Anti-Haruhi)
 * Overdeity
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Reality Warpers, Destruction of the World and aversion thereof, Horsemen of the Apocalypse
 * Domains: Darkness, Destruction, Happiness, Staticism, Meritocracy
 * Adam is the son of Satan and the antithesis of Haruhi. Where Haruhi embodies established elements of stories, Adam represents the destruction of said elements and replacing them with something new. The forces of Evil hoped he would tear down the pantheon and allow them to take over; unfortunately for both them and their enemies, as soon as Adam and Haruhi met, they hit it off and quickly became good friends.

Brian Blessed, God of Merriment (That Man Who Shouts A Lot, BRIAN BLESSED, Prince Vultan)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Multiple Exclamation Points
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Shouting Very Loudly, Hamming It Up, Enjoying Himself
 * Domain: Chaos, Community, Trickery, Greed
 * Followers: ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST (Narbonic), ZHANG FEI (Romance of the Three Kingdoms), OTHAR TRYGGVASSEN, Gentleman Adventurer (Girl Genius)
 * HIS name must always be written in ALL CAPITALS. Always. HIS main prophet is none other than Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!, whose name is always to be written that way, as well.
 * Once, Excellen Browning dared to offer HIM to wear a bunny suit. The great BRIAN BLESSED took the task merrily and created a phenomenon called Machoest Bunny Boy EVER.
 * Following a cosmic event due to come to completion in October 2010, Brian can also be invoked on behalf of lost travellers seeking guidance. He may not offer the shortest journey but supplicants will arrive safely with a smile on their face.

Shinichi Watanabe, God of Zaniness (Nabeshin)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A can of afro spray
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Over-the-top Marty Stus, Author Avatars, Widget Series, Stuff Blowing Up, Taking Refuge in Audacity
 * Domain: Chaos, Glory, Planning, Trickery
 * Followers: Keiichiro Kawaguchi

Samuel L. Jackson, God of BMFs (Jules Winnfield, Zeus Carver, Mace Windu, Agent Neville Flynn, Nick Fury, and many more.)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A wallet that says Bad Motherfucker
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Scary Black Men, Soul Brothas, Those Who Swear Alot, Shouting
 * Domain: City, Chaos, Domination
 * Followers: Undercover Brother, Men in Black-era Will Smith
 * He has explicitly stated that there will be no motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking Upper Plane. Spends his spare time coaching a basketball team at a disadvantaged school, attacking Hayden Christiansen and kicking ass with John McClane. And he's a damn good Jedi with a purple lightsaber. Beat the crap out of Oedipus Rex and killed Boba Fett's Father
 * He has had dreams about the destruction of the gods, the death of the Pantheon. He has seen the House of Love in ruins, the Main House smashed, and the Pantheon itself shattered and drifting in space. He has seen the end.

Navi, Goddess of Exposition (Annoying Fairy, Guardian Fairy)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: An exclamation point
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Exposition Fairies Who Don't Know When To Keep Quiet, Tutorials
 * Domain: Knowledge, Oracle, Truth
 * Followers: Omochao, Tippi, the Guild Master
 * Hey! LISTEN! There's an "Edit" link at the top of the page! Click on it to add more notes for this character!
 * She's very annoying!
 * Was dating the Guild Master, but the rest of the Pantheon intervened when they spent the entire date parroting phrases back and forth.
 * Link has told her several times to stop helping him. She continues to point out every person who comes within ten feet.

Vince Russo, God of Implausible Plot Twists (Mr. Russoriffic, Mr. Crash TV)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: A mash-up of the WWE, WCW and TNA logos
 * Alignment: Varies, depending on the storyline
 * Portfolio: Shocking Swerves, Double Face Heel Turns, Signature Styles, Fingerpokes of Doom
 * Domain: Avarice, Chaos, Craft, Retribution, Wealth
 * Opposed by: Smarks, Jim Cornette.
 * Followers: M. Night Shyamalan
 * Russo recently challenged and defeated M. Night Shyamalan for the throne in a steel cage match. The cage had an invisible electric grid on it, and Shyamalan burned to death trying to escape... or did he?

Naraku, God of Filler (The Unkillable One)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A shard of the Sacred Jewel
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Big Bads, Filler Arcs, Those With Joker Immunity
 * Domain: Chaos, Death, Renewal
 * Konohamaru disputes some aspects of Naraku's pre-eminence over Filler.

Simon Cowell, God of British Snarkers (Simon Coward, The Bastard)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A platinum CD
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Deadpan Snarkers, Mean Brits, Giving Dreadful Musicians An Earful, Volleying Insults
 * Domain: Craft, Glory, Pain, Spite
 * Deposed the former god Edmund E. Blackadder in an epic battle.
 * Followers: Gordon Ramsay, Jeremy Clarkson
 * Despite having seen everything that the Pantheon has to offer, he still has found a way to mock all of it his signature way.
 * Is rumored to be the father of Chester A. Bum, although Cowell simply critiques any questions about this.

Arthur Fonzarelli, God of Cool (The Fonz, Fonzie)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A black bomber jacket
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Breakout Character, Percussive Maintenance, Recurring Characters, Ensemble Darkhorses, Troubled But Cute Guys, Rule Abiding Rebels
 * Domain: Community, Spirit, Temptation
 * The Fonz is considered the coolest of the gods, being the first character ever to jump over a live shark.
 * Even cooler considering the shark.

Mario, God of Fun (Super Mario, Jumpman)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A mushroom
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Plotless But Fun Games, Platformers, Mushroom-induced Drug Trips, Heroic Mimes, Balanced Characters, Using Timed Hits
 * Domain: Portal, Fire, Transformation, Sky
 * Followers: White Bomberman, The L-block (Tetris), The Prince of All Cosmos (Katamari Damacy)

Tom Servo, Crow T Robot, Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson, Gods of Riffing
 * Intermediate Gods
 * Symbol: An asteroid with words carved in it
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Riffing, Watching Bad Movies
 * Domain: Humour, Craft, Pain
 * Followers: Statler and Waldorf (The Muppet Show), Graham Stark and Paul Sanders (Unskippable), Slowbeef and Diabeetus (Something Awful)
 * Alternate gods to Simon Cowell. Sometimes Crow and Tom riff with Joel, sometimes they riff with Mike. Which god is preferable has sparked wars. You should really just relax.

Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Goddess of Goth Loli (Eva, Student #26, The Doll Master, The Dark Evangel, The Undying Mage, Apostle of Destruction, Demon king in the form of a child, The advent of evil, Demon lord of darkness)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: The moon
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Vampires Who Are Different, Noble Demons, Training From Hell, Badass Elegant Gothic Lolitas
 * Domain: Moon, Thirst, Retribution
 * Followers: Ninon Beart (The King of Fighters: Maximum Impact 2)
 * Allies: Vita, Suigintou
 * Scholars believe the mysterious entity known only as Tohya Miho may be one of her avatars or aspects.
 * She is currently training Negi, Asuna, and Yue, as she ascended before any of them did. As a result, she has influence in the pantheons of Love, Magic, and Knowledge, respectively; as well as the Council of Shadows.
 * Recently seen with Takamachi Nanoha near closed space, which they call "Improved training area under construction". Many gods have a bad feeling about this...
 * Is currently considering moving into the Love House into the position of Goddess of Legal Jailbait, so that she can keep a closer eye on Negi.
 * It is suspected that she also mentored the angel Stocking.

The Snarl, Tangle of the Threads of Reality
 * Cosmic Horror
 * Symbol: A tangled mass of multicolored string
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Continuity Snarl
 * Domain: Destruction, Chaos
 * The Snarl allegedly arises from the confusion of what trolls are, among other things. However, closer examination has been met with more questions than answers...

Bill Brasky, God of Legendary Deeds (The Divine Son of a Bitch)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Appalling Hilarity, Taking Refuge in Audacity, Those Whose Faces Are Hidden, Second Hand Storytelling, Heavy Drinking, Take-Our-Word-For-It Badassitude
 * Domain: Glory, Destruction, Strength
 * Bill Brasky became a greater god by grabbing Kami-sama by the nuts and forcing him to ascend him. He maintains his power through the widespread recitations of his deeds in life. He is also believed to be Chuck Norris' father.

Fred Rogers, Ultimate God of Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destinies (Mister Rogers)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A sweater. A blood-stained sweater. While his theme tune plays in the background.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Neighbors, Edutainment Shows, Speaking Directly To Children, Make Believe, Music
 * Domain: Charm, Good, Community, Dream, Illusion
 * Is vegetarian, a daily swimmer, has never been observed drinking alcohol. In nearly all situations is friendly, calm, personable, astonishingly gentle...it is easier to pull one over on Tzeentch than to get him angry, but if you do...
 * Probably not related to Captain Steve Rogers. We think.
 * Can defeat everyone in the Pantheon in battle. Everyone. Including Batman with sufficient time to prepare. All the deities know their better.
 * That town in the photo? That's no model.
 * He mostly spends his time in the Main House, but he tends to appear here as well in order to bring a few smiles.

The Joker, God of Madness, Clowns, Crazy Laughter, Sick Jokes, Convoluted Executions, Destruction, and Chaos Undivided (Mistah J, Jack Napier, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Card With No Number, The Clown At Midnight, The Man Who Laughs, Agent of Chaos)
 * Overdeity
 * Symbol: A Joker Card. Joker must have a clown face and smile.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Insanity, Murder (especially teen sidekicks), Arkham Asylum, Madness, Madness, Fourth Wall Awareness, Monster Clowns, Magnificent Bastard, Refuge in Audacity, Dangerously Genre Savvy, Nietzsche Wannabe, Nightmare Fuel, Xanatos Roulette, Bad Bosses, Phony Origins, Interfering With People's Plans, Foe Yay, Happiness, Canon Immigration
 * Domains: Madness, Destruction, Death, Laughter, Chaos, Evil, Corruption, Deception, and did we mention Chaos?
 * Would happily remind Kefka and co. that he was there first, and that none of them can claim to being Batman's arch rival.
 * On the other hand, he does happily acknowledge that Kefka's Light of Judgment skit was a grand idea. The only issue? The Joker wasn't the one doing the burning. So he went and corrected that diminutive flaw in an otherwise great routine.
 * May be more unpredictable than Haruhi, due to his semi-knowledge of the Fourth Wall.
 * Has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Have you?
 * Questions why you are at such high levels of sternness.
 * Heath Ledger's (posthumous) portrayal of the Joker basically catapulted him into the realm where only the most godlike of beings dwell where he ousted Abaddon the Despoiler and took his title. His only purpose now is to tear down the established order the other deities try to maintain.
 * Nobody knows whether The Joker plans it all out or makes it up as he goes along, but it is said that at the end of time he will bloodly ruin the Ur-Magnificent Bastard's plans. Possibly related is the story that he will destroy the earth if Batman ever dies. Once met an innocent young demigoddess, got her to fall in love with him and stole her pantheon. When evil deities want to give each other nightmares, they tell Joker stories.
 * He mostly spends his time in the Main House, but he tends to appear here as well in order to bring a few smiles....but not the kind of smiles that anybody wants!

Wade Wilson, Destroyer of the Fourth Wall (Deadpool, Merc With a Mouth)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: a yellow narrative box
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (many believe he's intentionally playing Chaotic Stupid)
 * Portfolio: The No Fourth Wall, Painting the Fourth Wall, Lampshade Hanging, Meta Guys, Being Genre Savvy, Medium Awareness, Crazy Awesomeness
 * Domain: Madness, Chaos, Destruction, Illusion
 * Followers: Etna (Disgaea), The Warner Brothers and their Warner Sister Dot (Animaniacs) Ambush Bug, who did it all first, Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic)
 * I'm a God now? Awesome!
 * I wonders if this means I can talk in bullet-point format now...
 * We're good.
 * Oh, little bullet point format, I've missed you so! We will have so much fun together!
 * I've had some really good times with the Doc down there, let me tell you!

Dr. McNinja, God of Crazy Awesome
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The mask and the white coat
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Foreign Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, Gorillas, Omnidisciplinary Scientists, Morally Ambiguous Doctors, The Rule of Cool, The Rule of Funny
 * Domain: Death, Destruction, Healing, Animal, Family, Luck
 * Followers: Prowl (Transformers Animated)
 * Allies: Wade Wilson
 * "You're not a dark and troubled soul. You're a doctor who wants to be Batman."
 * He heals with one hand and kills with the other (though he can use both for either task should the need arise).

Christopher Walken, God of Creepy Villains and Patron Saint of Bad Movies
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His head, slowly moving closer
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Talkative Loons, Rule of Scary, Character Filibuster, Cloudcuckoolanders, One Scene Wonders
 * Domains: Chaos, Madness, Craft
 * Opposed by: James Bond, Batman, Selina Kyle
 * Just by the knowledge of his very existence, the Greater Gods classified him as such and locked him in a closet. Osaka and Luna Lovegood have attempted and failed numerous times to break him out. Legend has it that the sound of cowbells could lure him out, but the band tasked with doing it hadn't used enough for his satisfaction.
 * Is un-fucking-believable.

King K. Rool, God of Punny Names (Kaptain K. Rool, Baron K. Roolenstein, King Krusha K. Rool)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A crocodile head with bloodshot eyes and a crown.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Themed Names for Mooks, Evil Overlords, Large Hams, Puns About Names (some more clever than others), Evil Reptiles, Assuming Multiple Alises And Titles, The Letter "K"
 * Domains: Reptiles, Genocide, Names
 * Allies: Bowser
 * Followers: The Kremlings. Notable members include Krusha, Klaptrap, Kerozene, Klubba, KAOS, and dozens more.
 * K. Rool is constantly schemeing to eradicate all primates from existence, starting with gorillas and monkeys. He spends his off-time thinking of puns to inspire new breeds of Kremling.
 * He contests Bowser's chair as God of Evil Reptilians, but no one including Bowser takes him seriously. The two sometimes work together, since their enemies Mario and Donkey Kong have an on and off partnership of their own.
 * It's not uncommon for visitors to his seat to see him in a different outfit every day as he tries changing up his plans. Among others he's been a pirate, a Mad Scientist, and a boxer. He also claims to be a pilot, but no one has seen a costume for that yet.

The Lord of Nightmares, Goddess of Creation, Destruction, and Deus Ex Machina (Dark Golden Lord, Mother of All Things, True Lord of the Demon Race, Sea of Chaos, Source of All Chaos, L-sama)
 * Overdeity
 * Symbol: A shovel (preferably one that has been recently broken over Hajime Kanzakaâ€™s head, but this is optional)
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Creation of Universes, Existences Beyond Human Comprehension, Balance Between Good and Evil, Apocalyptic Destruction, Eerily Emotionless Deliveries of Aforementioned Apocalyptic Destruction, Forbidden Magic, Deus Ex Machinae, Comedic Abuse of Authors
 * Domains: Balance, Chaos, Creation, Darkness, Destruction, Evil, Good, Magic
 * Many Nietzsche Wannabes may be tempted to call on her infinitely destructive power. Many Nietzsche Wannabes may find themselves destroyed spectactularly. With anyone they were trying to kill miraculously restored to full health, just to spite them.
 * Alta&Atilde;&macr;r is responsible for the death of any fictional character who has ever died. Doctor Black Jack is responsible for the miraculous survival of everyone who has ever miraculously survived. Similarly, the Lord of Nightmares is the 'Deus' in 'Deus ex machina'. Whenever contrived coincidences and powerful forces outside the central characters' control resolve the situation, she is behind it.

Mikuru Asahina, Goddess of Moe (Moe-blob)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by Haruhi
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Moe Characters, Woobies, Cosplayers, Personifications of Fanservice
 * Domains: Community, Time
 * Followers: Nia Teppelin (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann), Fuuka Yamagishi (Persona 3), Mio Akiyama(K-On!)
 * Allies: Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon, Yuki Nagato, Itsuki Koizumi
 * Selected by Haruhi Herself to increase the Pantheon's "cuteness" factor. Most of the male deities agree that it's working, claiming that Mikuru is the cutest/sexiest thing ever..
 * She is suspected to be an alternate version of Orihime, due to similarity in appearance, personality, and English voice.
 * Apart from standing around, looking cute, she is also a time traveler, with a star-shaped mole on her left chest.
 * Many believe that she has a crush on Kyon, though there's just as much evidence to the contrary.
 * It seems that her future self will have already arranged for her placement in the pantheon. What could her plan be?
 * Some believe she is the real force behind the creation of the band After School Tea Time.
 * Not allowed to be in the same place as Fluttershy. The combined cuteness is absolutely lethal.

Peter Sellers, God of Masks (Major Dennis Bloodnok, Bluebottle, Henry Crun, Grand Duchess Gloriana XII, Tully Bascombe, Count Mountjoy, Claire Quilty, Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove, Sir Guy Grand, Mr. Hoffman, Chance the Gardener, etc.)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A mask behind a mask
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good. Not all of his masks were law-abiding, and he sometimes wore dark masks to infiltrate the forces of evil and reveal its nature.
 * Portfolio: Fake Nationalities and Funny Foreigners, Mad Scientists, Fools, Magnifcent Bastards and other varieties of Tricksters, and many more. Loved Talking to Himself, gender bending, and taking occasional Refuge in Audacity at least a generation before it became the norm - and doing it better.
 * Domains: Craft (also a musician/singer), Theatre, honorary member of Shape
 * Followers: Most comic actors of renown. Sellers became an honorary member of Shape out of admiration for his inborn transformative ability and empathy for his private struggles.
 * His breath, and later his flesh, gave heightened life to each mask he assumed; as mortal biographer Alexander Walker wrote, "it wasn't concealment: it was transformation." Sellers was supportive of other comic gods, even without actual collaboration, helping to alter comedy in cosmic ways. Non-believers claim a cold void existed beneath his masks, but believers attest that void was just another mask for the truth. As his last work of high art, he cleansed his soul to create a purer identity for himself to be for a while (Chance the Gardener), and upon mortal death ascended to another plane. Clouseau and Chance are each their own selves in the Pantheon, but they would perish if Peter were destroyed.

Sora Naegino, Goddess of Performance Art
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: The spirit of the Fool
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Circus Performers, Colorful Costumes, Perkiness, Never Losing Face Despite Having The Odds Highly Stacked Against Her, Surviving Training From Hell, Befriending Embittered Rivals
 * Domains: Celerity, Community, Hope, Dream, Glory
 * Allies: Ahiru (Princess Tutu)
 * The players of the Cirque Du Soleil were the first to be considered for this position, but their services are still highly coveted in the mortal realm. Sora, the closest fictional counterpart (along with the rest of the people she converted along the way), was selected by virtue of her unshakeable persistence and, uh...remarkable flexibility. She was asked to follow one unbreakable condition before her ascension: clowns have to stay out of her acts, at all times.

Parker Lewis and Ferris Bueller, Gods of Zany Scheming
 * Demigods
 * Symbols: Synchronized Swatches (Parker), an empty composition book (Ferris)
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolios: High School Hustlers, Zany Schemes, Mouthy Kids, Getting Stuffed Into a Locker (Parker only)
 * Domains: Chaos
 * Followers: Zack Morris (Saved by the Bell), Wraith Squadron (X Wing Series), Veronica Mars, Nog (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine). Nabiki Tendo of Ranma 1/2 is their High Priestess.

Graham Spam Spam Spam Chapman, John Spam John Spam John Spam Cleese, Michael Spam Palin, Eric Spam Eggs And Chips Idle, Spam Terry Jones and Terry Spam Sausage Spam Egg Spam Gilliam, Gods of Comedy and Spam (Monty Spam Pythons)
 * Spam Greater Gods
 * Symbol: Giant barefoot stomp and Spam
 * Alignment: True Spam Neutral
 * Portfolios: Comedy, Gay Spam Jokes, Spam Cheese Spam Shop Of Long Spam List, Self Defense Against Fresh Fruits And Spam, Spam Spam Spam The Holy Spam Grail, Spam Lumberjacks spam wearing high spam heels, spam suspendies and a bra spam.
 * Domain: Fun, Spam, Eggs, Bacon, Spam, Comedy, Spam, Cheese, Spam, Chips, Theatre, Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam LOVELY SPAM!!! WONDERFUL SPAM!!! LOVELY SPAM!!! WONDERFUL SPAM!!
 * Spam: Spam.

Elan, God of Genre Savvy Morons
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: Banjo, God of Puppets
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Genre Savvy, Lack of any other Savvy, Banjos.
 * Domain: Illusion, Wisdom (only aplies to genre related knowledge), Inspiration
 * Elan was raised up by Banjo himself, as his high priest.
 * Allies: Flonne (Disgaea)

Sol Badguy, God of False Marty Stus (Frederick, The Guilty Gear, The Corrupted Flame, Marty Stu done right)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The Fireseal or the mark of the Gears
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Playing with Fire, Badass, Charming Assholes In Tough Times, Power Limiter
 * Domains: War, Freedom, Revenge, Fire
 * Follower (or those who hide in his temple): Duke Fleed (UFO Robo Grendizer)
 * Sets the examples of a well-made character that skirts the line of Marty Stu and Mary Sue after the rightful fall of Eragon and Berii Shirayuki. Currently, his temple is a safe haven for those falsely-accused Sues/Stus hiding from the wrath of Ichigo Momomiya. Any misbehavior, however, will be repaid with a headbutt straight into the court for them to be judged and eventually be sent to the Disgraces, or right onto Ichigo's vengeful wrath. Best not talk about what fate befell on the ones who suffer the second category.
 * Would be a Greater God if he ever removes his headband, but since that would give him something in common with Eragon, he refuses to do so.
 * Pulls double duty as God of Atoners.

Tom and Jerry, Gods of Slapstick
 * Lesser Gods
 * Symbol: The MGM logo
 * Alignment: Tom is Lawful Neutral while jerry is Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Unrestricted By Location Or Era, Hilarious Yet Painful-Looking Injuries, Harsh Lessons About Gravity, Rarely Speaking, Mean Cats, One Constantly Chasing The Other
 * Domain: Animal, Trickery, Hunt
 * Followers: The Three Stooges, Itchy and Scratchy, Slappy Squirrel
 * Nearly lost the position to their even more violent high priests, Itchy and Scratchy, after a disaster that no one in the Pantheon wants to bring up in their presence. Their more loyal followers have since banned the event (and any cartoons that might have maybe been written by some idiot named Gene) from existence. Despite their efforts, many turned to Itchy and Scratchy, and only a DVD of all the classic Tom and Jerry Toons stopped Itchy and Scratchy from taking over. They are currently under lock and key, with the key held by Slappy Squirrel. Any comments concerning these events will only bring this comment from Tom... "Dooooon't yooooouuuuuuuu belieeeeeeve it!"
 * Jerry himself is also the patron God of Mice, looked up to in Mouse World.
 * When both are pissed off, they will let absolutely NOBODY get in their way of beating the living daylights out of each other. The last time they got into open conflict, severe damage was caused to the Houses of Combat, Love, Mentality, Beasts, and War (especially the latter). After several attempts by Haruhi and the SOS Brigade, Captain America, Shana and even the Disgraces, Chuck Norris quelled the conflict by treating the two to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and that was after a FOUR-DAY conflict.

Don LaFontaine, God of Trailers (The In a World Guy)
 * Level of Influence: Demigod
 * Symbol: A voice-over mic
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Trailers, In a World, Hey, It's That Guy!
 * Domains: Craft, Passion
 * Having shed his form in this world on Sept 1 2008, he is now narrating the Final Judgments of those who enter the Afterlife.
 * He also reads out the list of crimes before a god is sent among the Disgraces.

Hong Meiling, Goddess of Butt Monkeys (China, Chuugoku)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: Chinese robe
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Anime Chinese Girl, Memetic Mutation, Ensemble Darkhorse, The Abused One, Martial Arts, Gate Keeper
 * Domains: Comedy, Servtitude, Abuse
 * Follower: Sunohara Youhei (Clannad)
 * Allies: Milhouse, Waspinator
 * Only allowed in the Pantheon so everyone can pick on her and provide humor. Even Black Mage picks on her. What differentiated her from the other disgraced Butt Monkey is that she managed to embrace the position strongly even though she's crying on the inside.
 * Since her boss Sakuya Izayoi has yet to be deified while she managed to get a position, China has received lots of knives on her forehead, maybe ten times in one day (three of them comes from one of Dio Brando, one of the gods that Sakuya followed)
 * Just because she's Chinese and be a Goddess of Butt Monkey, it does not mean that it is good to pick on Chinese people for humor. It's considered racism and a serious crime in the Pantheon. Even if bloody Guan Yu has practically become the Butt Monkey of the Pantheon.

The Lorax, God of Green Aesops "-- I am the Lorax, I speak for a fee"
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A Truffula tree
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Nature Spirits, Those That Are Ignored Even Though They're Right, Somewhat Bittersweet Endings
 * Domains: Knowledge, Nature, Renewal
 * Followers: Hei Bai (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Crysta (FernGully), Earth Maiden Arjuna
 * Allies: Captain Planet, Aang, Tinkerbell, WALL-E and EVE
 * Enemies: Looten Plunder, Azula, Hexxus
 * Serves as the caretaker of the House of Nature and the Pantheon's garden.
 * (Sigh...) his new Mazda will come in handy for that, I guess.

Light Yagami, God of Disproportionate Drama (Kira)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A Black Notebook
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Disproportionately Dramatic Moments, Well Intentioned Villainy (especially Knights Templar), Jumping Off the Slippery Slope, Justice, Foreign Sounding Names, Xanatos Roulettes, Ominous Latin Chanting, Victims Of Foe Yay, Magnificent Bastards, Visions For a Better World, God Complexes, Ubermenschen
 * Domains: Deathbound, Destruction, Evil, Inquisition, Planning, Retribution
 * Followers: Mikami Teru (Death Note)
 * Light has no need to worry about being usurped from this position, as he all he must do to neutralize threats is sit back while eating his POTATO CHIPS and have Mikami take them out. Sakujo!
 * Light is also the God of Strategy. His recent ascent to this second position is all part of his plan. He is now gunning for Azula's position in the Fallen as God of Villainous Breakdown. While putting himself among the Fallen seems insane, it too will benefit him as his Xanatos Roulette unfolds. Just you wait.

Tony Schiavone, Master of Hyperbole
 * The Greatest God in the history of the Pantheon!
 * Symbol: The WCW Monday Nitro logo
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Hyperbole, Two- and Three-Announcer Teams, Shocking Swerves
 * Domains: Theater, Competition, Temptation
 * As an announcer, Schiavone never directly gets involved in any of the numerous fights that take place in the Pantheons. Instead, he offers his insights on the action alongside a jolly fat guy and a former manager who actually knows what he's doing. Schiavone is also incredibly easy to please, as evidence by his overwhelmingly positive review of a match between Iron Chef Morimoto and a bale of hay, which ended in a time-limit draw.

Sir Robin, God of Charming Cowardice (Brave Sir Robin, The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir Lancelot) "Robin: "That's--that's, uh... That's enough flavor text for now, lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.""
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: Black chicken
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Lovable Cowards, Arthurian Characters, Running Away, Theme Song, Nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, nearly stood up against the Chicken of Bristol, personally wet himself in the Battle of Badon Hill
 * Domains: Theater, Cowardice, Fun
 * Allies: The Monty Python, the Spanish Inquisition
 * Opposed by: Robin (Just annoyed at him because people often mistake the Boy Wonder for Sir Robin's expertise)
 * Ascended to the Pantheons as he plummets into the Gorge of Eternal Peril for not knowing the Capital of Assyria.
 * Later found his grail: musical theater!
 * Not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Definitely was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, or to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled. And of course, he faces these dangers bravely: Having his head smashed in, his heart cut out, his livers removed, his bowels unplugged, his nostrils raped, his bottoms burned off, and his penis--


 * Suffered some brief embarresment when he found out that Shinji Ikari withstood all the punishment mentioned in the above flavour text while explaining that he would not run away. This forced him to go on quest where food was short and he had to eat his minstrels.
 * And there was much rejoicing.

Norio Wakamoto, God of Seiyuu
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Anime-shaped little man with the 'villain' label.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good (tends to masquerade as any of the Evil Alignments)
 * Portfolio: Villain roles (while being a nice, Cool Old Guy), Hilarious narrators, Hilarious characters, Memetic Badass, Being an ex-cop,
 * Domains: Anime, Voice, Theater
 * Allies: Chiyo-chichi, M. Bison, Dracula, Barbatos Goetia, Charles zi Britannia.
 * Anyone he voices shall receive the recognition of Badass.
 * At one moment he's a harmless but hilarious man. At the other moment, he can be your worst nightmare.
 * His high priestess is the one and only Megumi Hayashibara.
 * Opposed across the Pacific by Frank Welker and Steven Blum.
 * Is sighted in the vicinity of the quake/tsunami disaster at March 11th... giving help to those in need. The Pantheon is impressed, they increased Wakamoto's power and influence as a reward.

Krusty the Clown, God of Jaded Performers (mortal name: Herschel Krustofski)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Embittered Clowns, Jaded Actors, Kids' Show Hosts
 * Domains: Suffering, Trade, Trickery
 * Followers: Baby Herman (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
 * Opposed by: Sideshow Bob
 * As a relatively harmless clown, Krusty was allowed to take the spot when he thought he was auditioning for a big-budget Hollywood production called "My Slice of Heaven". He soon realized that he had been tricked when neither Elizabeth Taylor nor any of her ex-husbands showed up to congratulate him, but was happy to learn that his new role moved him to a bigger house (rent-free!)

Sideshow Bob, God of Cultured Villains (mortal name: Robert Underdunk Terwilleger)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A pair of big floppy shoes
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Clowns, Erudite Bastards, Recidivism, Revenge
 * Domains: Retribution, Knowledge, Spite
 * Followers: Nicolae Carpathia (Left Behind)
 * Opposed by: Krusty, Bart Simpson, a surprisingly large assortment of rakes
 * Bob decided to step out of Krusty's shadow and engage in Affably Evil behavior for several years before finally giving up and moving out of the country to partake in the finest of world cuisines. Whoever his mortal successor should be has some mighty big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...big shoes to fill...
 * He resents his former status as a put-up clown's assistant, which makes his enduring weakness against strategically positioned rakes (THWACK! Grrrwwrrr...) ironic.

Matt, God of Amazingly Popular Cannon Fodder (Mail Jeevas)
 * Quasideity, but his followers assign him the importance of a a Greater God.
 * Symbol: His games console
 * Alignment: Unknown - he wasn't around for long enough for it to become clear.
 * Portfolio: Becoming Much Loved By Fans Despite Dying After Approximately Ten Minutes Of Screentime, Tempting Death, Slash, Absurd Faux-Foreign Names
 * Domains: Inquisition

Truman Burbank, God of Oblivious Stardom
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: The face of his love, made out of magazine cuttings
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Entire Lives That Turn Out To Be TV Shows, Platonic Caves, Rage Against The Director, Mirrored Tomatoes, Those Locked Out of the Loop, Towns With Dark Secrets, Seemingly Ideal Lives That Prove Unfulfilling, Being Forced Down A Single Path In Life
 * Domains: Inquisition, Liberation
 * Is worried that the entire Tropes Pantheon might be a fake created by a bunch of people on the internet for entertainment...no, it couldn't be.

Homsar, God of Gag Characters
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: His bowler hat
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
 * Portfolio: Acceptable Chaotic Stupidity, Talkative Loons, Non Seqiturs, Being Nonsensical
 * Domains: Chaos, Madness
 * Followers: Sir Not Appearing In This Film (Monty Python), Senor Cardgage (Homestar Runner)
 * Allies: Ayumu Kasuga, Strong Sad
 * Enemies: Strong Bad
 * Is the child of a Chipwich and a cup of coffee.
 * It isn't known for certain how he ended up ascending in the first place. Some say he was left here by aliens, or abandoned at least.

The Rock, God of Those Larger Than Hams (Dwayne Johnson, The People's Champ, Rocky, The Brahma Bull, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, The Great One)
 * Theme Song: "The Rock Says"
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His bull tattoo, with the trademark eyebrow.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Professional Wrestling, The People's Eyebrow, Formerly Hated Person, Third Person Person, Big Thick Ham Steak Wrapped In Bacon And Stuffed Into A Suckling Pig With A Can Of Spam In Its Mouth Served On A Plate Of Porkchops, Rock Bottom (not THAT), The People's Elbow.
 * Domain: Strength, Wrestling, Charisma, Theater
 * Allies: BRIAN BLESSED, James T. Kirk
 * Opposed by: Steve Austin, John Cena.
 * FINALLY.... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE PANTHEON!
 * At one point he was a complete straight good guy, and is much much more hated than the people in the Disgraces. Got sick of it, he finally breaks away his 'goody two shoes' persona and does a lot of fabulous hammy, charismatic speech, and THAT eyebrow, while kicking much ass in process. As a result, he quickly rose into stardom and becomes 'The People's Champ', not looking behind anymore.
 * Is good friends with Captain Kirk, but The Rock says that he would defend his place in the Pantheon if that jabroni William Shatner (Kirk's alter ego) wants to contest for it. But The Rock has already had a backup place in the house of Personal Appearance as the God of Eyebrows should he fail to defend it... but that's unlikely because that jabroni never stands a chance!
 * All the members of the Pantheon, especially those from the Food Pantheon, can certainly SMEEEEEELLLLLLL what The Rock... is COOOOKKIIINNNNNGGG!!
 * Is preparing to clash with John Cena at Wrestlemania this upcoming April 1, 2012. All members of the pantheon are divided between both men, resulting in some unfortunate "accidents" between some of the deities.
 * After his match against John Cena, The Rock became the victor, thus making sure that he has beaten the biggest names that the world of wrestling has to offer. Ever since that day, he has tried to become a Greater God worthy enough to be in the Main House. Many gods have said that it is impossible. The Rock's response was simple: "THE ROCK WIPES A MONKEY'S ASS WITH THE WORD IMPOSSIBLE!"
 * Whenever he visits the House of Love, all the Goddesses become wet...with perspiration!
 * His followers, known as "The Millions", aswell as his personal army known as "Team Bring It", are the source of power for his most devestating attack: The Peoples Elbow. After throwing any of his belongings to nearby onlookers, no matter how small or insignificant, he runs over his opponents body as energy from the people gathers to his elbow, that he later uses to unleash a powerfull blow towards his opponents chest. This move is almost guaranteed to gain a victory for him if he has enough support for it... or if his opponent can lay down on the ground long enough.

Michael Bay, God of Very Very Large Explosions
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A fiery boom!
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Movies Nobody Admits To Watching, Getting famous actors to star in them, Cars of questionable stability, Military things
 * Domains: Destruction, Fire, Light, War
 * Allies: The Myth Busters, especially Jamie Hyneman, aka He Who Wants Big Boom.
 * Enemies: All Caustic Critics, the entire Pantheon of Knowledge (at least that's what they'll say in public).
 * Demands things to be awesome. Owns both an awesome barbeque and an awesome pool (or at least he did until he blew them up as well).
 * He tacitly approves of Stephen Sommers' work, although there are not nearly enough explosions in The Mummy to satisfy Michael Bay.
 * People who confuse his field for the other kind of explosions are swiftly dealt with. Take a wild guess how.
 * Has managed to make enemies of all other critics who hate his focus on spectacle. Bay however refuses to declare war on them and instead is willing to laugh at himself, thus earning the respect of a few others.

Mel Blanc, God of Voice Acting (The Man of a Thousand Voices)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Microphone
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good (see Portfolio)
 * Portfolio: Looney Tunes, esp. Bugs Bunny; Barney Rubble and Dino; Woody Woodpecker; Mr. Spaceley; many others; Talking to Himself, Foreign Sounding Gibberish, Breaking the Fourth Wall
 * Domains: Versatility, Humour
 * Allies: Bugs Bunny
 * When he deigns to notice Norio Wakamoto, considers him at best a failed apprentice.
 * Rumoured to hold favours from all deities with Western Animation origins, except the silent ones and even they respect him. If he were to ever call them in, the Pantheon could be changed forever.
 * Due to his chaotic nature, may argue both sides of any question simultaneously.

Michael Crawford, Keeper of the Music of the Night
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: In his light aspect of Frank Spencer, a black beret; in his dark aspect of Erik, a white half-mask
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Romantic Fools and Villains Who Engender a LOT of Sympathy Despite Their Actions, Large Ham, Guilty Pleasures, Mr. Fanservice
 * Domains: Craft, Theater, Love
 * Allies: Andrew Lloyd Webber, who co-wrote the songs which allowed him to come into his full power; WALL-E, who was inspired by his early work.
 * Followers: Almost every character/performer in a pop opera ever. Jareth the Goblin King also respects him, and his is the one voice that can bewitch evil divas.
 * While a lovely singer and endearing performer in his light aspect, he's musical theater's answer to One-Winged Angel: When he lets his dark aspect emerge, he is stronger than the showiest Scenery Porn and able to twist audience sympathies with a single "Christine!"
 * Permanently shares a psychic bond with the God of Obsessive Love, for he was the one who conferred Erik the power to make women forget how creepy he actually is.
 * Dracula was so impressed by his voice that he attempted to turn him into a figurehead for Broadway domination. It backfired badly when the light aspect chose to fight back.

Ahiru/Princess Tutu, Goddess of Dance
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: A little yellow duck
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Love Freaks, Epic Ballet Dresses, The Power of Ballet
 * Domain: Community, Craft, Hope, Animal
 * Allies: Naegino Sora (Kaleido Star)
 * Her ascension into the Trope Pantheons was welcomed by Schwarz Bruder and Ryu Hayabusa engaging in an epic battle... using electric guitars.
 * She is eternally grateful for those who have preceded her: Anna Pavlova, Margot Fonteyn, Shirley Mac Laine, and many others - and offers prayers for them daily before rehearsing.
 * She is eternally grateful for those who have preceded her: Anna Pavlova, Margot Fonteyn, Shirley Mac Laine, and many others - and offers prayers for them daily before rehearsing.

Steven Jay Blum, God of Better Performances than the Original (Spike Spiegel, Roger Smith, T.O.M.)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A voice acting booth
 * Alignment: Possibly True Neutral (Law, Good)
 * Portfolio: Voicing Tough Guys, Breaking Pigeonholes
 * Followers: Bang Zoom! Entertainment, Vic Mignogna, DAN GREEN!, Koichi Yamadera
 * Allies: Norio Wakamoto
 * Domains: Nobility, Pride, War
 * His high priest and next-in-line successor is Crispin Freeman, and his high priestess is Wendee Lee.

King Gator, God of WTF Moments
 * Theme Song: "Let's Make Music Together"
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A thought bubble filled with question marks
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Randomness, Crossdressing, Talking and Singing Animals
 * Domains: Animal, Chaos, Trickery
 * Ascended in a massive, freaky, suggestive all-singing-all-dancing show that nobody has ever talked about since. Cept Deadpool, but he's weird like that.

Emmitt Nervend, God of Living Props
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: His head
 * Alignment: True Neutral, possibly
 * Followers: Too many to count
 * Domain: Not Moving...Ever and Dressing Up As A Jaunty Dance Hall chanteuse, And that's about it
 * He spends his free time not moving in places that you wouldn't expect him to be in.
 * Not much is known of him, except that he has run for public office at one point

Veigue Lungberg, God of Name-Yelling
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His pet Zapii.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good.
 * Portfolio: Ice powers, BFS, White-Haired Pretty Boy, Really Loud Name-calling
 * Followers: Sanada Yukimura (Sengoku Basara)
 * Allies: Tetsuo
 * Domain: Ice, Theater, Battle
 * There hasn't been one hour in the Pantheon that didn't have Veigue yelling "KUREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!".

Terry Bogard, God of Gratuitous Engrish (Terrence Bogard, Lone Wolf of Southtown)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His classic cap
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Broken English, Eagle Land Type 2 Positive, Street-Fighting, Nice Hat, Lack of Parents.
 * Followers: Kana (Minami-ke)
 * Allies: Ryu, and apparently Chiyo's dad
 * Domain: Theater, Battle, Language
 * For all his Engrish and street fighting, he's having trouble in winning in fighting games. The only one he can win against is the technology-deaf Ryu.
 * "ARE YOU OKAY!?!? BUSTER WOLF!" For the record, NEVER look not-okay in front of Terry. That is what awaits you if you ever look not-okay in front of him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Der Gouvernator, The Terminator) & Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, Sly Stallone) Gods of Action Movies
 * Intermediate Gods
 * Symbol: Both of them shirtless, holding up machine guns.
 * Alignment: *insert law scale here* Good
 * Portfolio: Action Hero, Badass, One-Man Army, Lots of shooting, Papa Wolf (Arnold)
 * Domains: Theater, War, Justice
 * There was one time that they descended to the mortal realm during the religious event that is Contra, in which they agreed to pose as the mortals' models for the hero. Thus, Bill Rizer and Lance Bean became avatars of Arnold and Sylvester.
 * If you see Arnold with a kid, don't mess with the kid or Arnold will fuck you up so hard you're gonna need more coffins to bury your remain.
 * Note that while we never see Sylvester do it with a kid, it's not a good idea to assume that he doesn't do it.
 * One day, while Sylvester was busy eating cookies in the House of Food, Arnold called him, but Sylvester was still munching his cookie (not on purpose), causing Arnold to yell "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!". That line became a hit and it was adapted by the House of Music into a Stupid Statement Dance Mix.
 * Turns out that Arnold was trying to warn Sly that Revolver Ocelot had poisoned one of the cookies. Good thing Sly put it down before it's too late.
 * Once, a fight was organized to see who was stronger. It ended in a double KO.

Jar Jar Binks God of Plucky Comic Relief
 * Lesser God.
 * Symbol: Naboo.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Domains: Good, Trickery, Luck, Space
 * Was one of the (most) hated beings in the universe. It takes Darths and Droids to redeem his character. It also helps that after The Phantom Menace he starts dissolving and dissolving from plot relevance.

'''Horatio Caine, God of the Quip to Black and... Dramatic Sunglasses-wearing ''' "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
 * Lesser God.
 * Symbol: His sunglasses
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Crime Scene Investigating, Wearing Cool Shades while sprouting cheesy one liner, Team Dad, Narm Charm
 * Domains: Justice, Spectacle, Investigation
 * It looks like this Pantheon... *pulls glasses* needs a new God.

Tanaka Yutaka, God of Mood Whiplash
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A stuffed toy of a winged cat near a mobile phone.
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Mood Whiplash, Porn with Plot, Scenery Porn, Tear Jerker, Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, Boy Meets Girl, Slice of Life
 * Domains: Existence, Meaning, Emotion

The Mad Doctor, God of Majorly Scary Shorts For Kids (Dr. XXX)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A Strapped Operating Table
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Nightmare Fuel, Mad Scientist, Complete Monster, Over The Top Scary In A Kid Show (so much that he's banned in certain regions), Bald of Evil, Beard of Evil.
 * Domains: Theater (ESPECIALLY SCARE), Science, Evil
 * Allies: Freddy Kruger, Darkseid, Dr. Weil
 * Opposed by: Mickey Mouse, Unohana Retsu, Reed Richards, Litchi Faye-Ling, Faust Baldhead
 * Brought into the living plane by the combined power of the Phantom Blot and Freddy Kruger, thus the Mad Doctor now exists for his experiments on the living people rather than the dreams...
 * Is apparently so brutal that some evil Doctors or Scientists refuses operating with him, citing Even Evil Has Standards. Including Dr. Willy, Dr. Doom, and Mayuri Kurotsuchi''.

Iago, God of Manipulative Wordplay, Ambiguous Foe Yay, Jealousy, Magnificent Bastardry, Casual Racism and Misogyny, and Unspecified Motives (Honest Iago)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A handkerchief, embroided with strawberries
 * Allignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Planning and Manipulation, Interesting Subtexts, Unclear Motives, Magnificent Bastard, Politically-Incorrect Villain, Evil Plan
 * Domains: Evil, Politically Incorrect Villainy, Jealousy, Manipulation, Planning, Trickery
 * Followers: Roderigo (periodically loses faith, usually as he notices the emptiness of his wallet, but is inevitably talked back into worship by Iago), Othello (unaware of his nature), Pretty much everyone who isn't himself.
 * Currently attempting to plant the seeds of jealousy in the minds of the WALL-E and EVE and implicate Zapp Brannigan in an affair, in order to destroy their entire relationship for his amusement.

Alan Wake, God of Badass Authors
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A pen crossed with a revolver
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Typewriters, Revolvers, Flashlights, Flare Gun, Genre Savvy
 * Domains: Light, Literature, Knowledge
 * Allies: Maxwell, Stephen King
 * Followers: JK Rowling, Rick Riordan
 * Shortly after ascension, Alan mysteriously vanished from the face of the earth, unable to be found by any god or goddess. He is believed to have orchestrated this disappearance in some way, although none know how.

Little Kuriboh, God of Abridgerty (LK, Card Games FTW, Martin Billany)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: a Kuriboh (?)
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Gag Dub, Abridged Series, Man of a Thousand Voices, Genre Popularizer, Trope Maker, Screwing stuff because he has other stuff
 * one of the few gods with an actual incarnation in the dreaded real world which puts him in the same category with people such as William Shakespeare, Terry Pratchett or BRIANBLESSED (those Brist are amazing people, hu?)
 * Quite a few other gods are split about his joining considering many of his followers have decided to make jokes about them (but most have enough humor to not blame him for it)
 * It took him quite a while to finally join up but since he is one of the very few people alive who can be said to create a whole genre there was little choice but to give him at least a small spot somewhere. He doesn't mind the size since he knows shorter things can often be better than longer ones. (Wait, that came out wrong)
 * Dan Green claimed position of a god along with him since LK wouldn't have been able to reach godhood without his help (or so he say). But in a pantheon with very little women in it if at all possible. So far his wish has not been granted and he doesn't dare challenge Mel Blanc for his position.

The Giant Cow, Sacred Cow of Excessive Drama
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: a giant udder
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Large Hams, Narm

King Harkinian, God of CDi and Youtube Poop (The King)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Dinner.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral in the eyes of his worshippers, tries to insist he's Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Games so bad it's funny, Youtube Poop, strange animation, having everything he says turned into jokes, being ridiculously larger than life, being often portrayed as a badass even though he's not really one, eating a lot of dinner and being fat as a consequence, taking the Triforce of Courage for protection, commanding criminals to scrub all the floors in Hyrule, the "mah boi" pose, "OHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA!", being called "The King" rather than his real name, being a powerful warrior as well as a ruler (well... probably, anyways), wearing rather simple clothes for a king, being an active king
 * Ascended together with his boi, CDi Zelda, Shopkeeper Morshu, and Gwonam who act as his warrior, heir, shopkeeper and mage, respectively. They are not specifically gods of anything, merely demigods of CDi under The King's command.
 * Hangs out a lot in the house of Food, because he likes dinner quite a bit.
 * Surprizingly, not opposed by Gods hailing from the TRUE Zelda games. They simply pretend he and his servants don't exist.

Fat Mario, God of Off-Model
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: a toaster.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Shared with his brother - being the source of a lot of memes, Youtube Poop, starring in a game so bad it's hilarious. Personal - Looking fatter than his other counterpart, "All toasters toast toast!", knowing that he's in a video game, telling the player to check out the enclosed instruction book
 * Followers: "Bad Box Art" Mega Man
 * As with King Harkinian, the TRUE Mario Brothers completely ignore their existance.
 * The two spend their time running around hotels and closing doors on their way in an attempt to find Princess Peach, but she's hardly ever there.

Gay Luigi, God of Mondegreen
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: a bowl with lotsa spaghetti
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Shared with his brother - being the source of a lot of memes, Youtube Poop, starring in a game so bad it's hilarious. Personal - lotsa spaghetti, things that sound suspiciously like other things (though Mario is the one to say it, it's directed towards him)
 * As with King Harkinian, the TRUE Mario Brothers completely ignore their existance.
 * The two spend their time running around hotels and closing doors on their way in an attempt to find Princess Peach, but she's hardly ever there.
 * May or may not actually be gay.
 * He too spends a lot of time in the House of Food, eating lotsa spaghetti.

Pinkie Pie, Goddess of the Unexpected Audiences (Pinkamena Diane Pie)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three Balloons: two Blue ones and a yellow one)
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good (Heavy on the Chaotic)
 * Portfolio: Awesome insanity, being out of this world, being ditzy... or not, cute hyperactivity, curly mane which occasionally changes to reflect her mood, acting like a child (even skipping like one), minimal attention span, fun ponified, pranking, eating a lot, Breaking the Fourth Wall, defying the laws of reality, "okey dokey lokey", talking a lot, parties, alternate personalities
 * Domain: Friendship, Laughter, Parties, Fun, Hyperactivity, Innocence
 * Allies: Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
 * Followers: Bronies
 * Pinkie Pie 1:1 "I'm a Goddess? Isn't this exciting? Are you excited cause I'm excited and I've never been so excited well except for that time I saw Twilight walking into Ponyville and I went GASP! but I mean really, what can top that?"
 * Had somehow ascended extremely quickly and has been seen making friends with many of the Gods and Goddess of the various houses, however she's just as likely to annoy and confuse everypony.
 * Can teleport, pop out of small objects, exist in two different places at once, run at ludicrous speed and otherwise defy the laws of reality.
 * Has probably thrown (or at least attempted to throw) parties for every single deity in the pantheon by now. That includes Evil gods and even entities on a cosmic level. Some were delighted. Some have gotten pissed. Some have gotten pissed at first, but THEN were delighted. Some of these attempts didn't go all that well, though, like that time Pinkie attempted to decorate Unicron in frilly ribbons and balloons.
 * Albeit associated with the House of Theater Pinkie spends a lot of her time in the House of Food, where she bakes, and eats, a lot of sweets. Yes, including cupcakes. No, not THAT KIND of cupcakes.
 * Occasionally seen making/eating chimichangas/cherrychongas with fellow 4th-Wall breaker Deadpool.
 * Rumors that Pinkie Pie has attempted to assassinate other gods to steal their power and turn their skin into clothing are really just rumors. It IS known that Pinkie has a darker and allegedly more insane side which manifests when things don't go her way, though.
 * As a Goddess of Periphery Demographics, people would assume that she should be opposed to Barney, God of Periphery Hatedoms. But that isn't the case at all. They actually get along splendidly; their respective shows even air next to each other in certain countries. This baffles many.
 * Ever since JK has become a God, Pinkie has chased him around with the suggestion of merging his JK Night parties with her own. The Gods shudder to think at the idea of what would happen if Pinkie convinced JK to do such a thing.

Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, Co-Gods of Getting Crap Past the Radar
 * Greater Gods
 * Symbol: A censored sign with a "troll face" over it
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Getting Crap Past the Radar, naughty humor.
 * Domain: Chaos, Good, Laughter
 * Allies: Phineas Flynn, Isabella Garcia Shapiro, Mario, Bugs Bunny.
 * Phineas and Isabella being their creations, serve as underlings.

Lauren Faust, Goddess of Rebooting A Show The Right Way
 * Greater Goddess
 * Symbol: an ink bottle and a quill
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Awesome shows, cute creatures that kick ass, likable characters in girl shows, being worshipped by fans and being close to them
 * Domain: Animation, Art, Creation
 * Allies: almost any of the Gods hailing from the shows she has worked on
 * Followers: notably, Bronies
 * Can appear both in [[media:Lauren_Faust_5953.jpg|human form]] or as a white alicorn with ink and quill for a cutie mark.
 * Albeit she has willingly given up some of her power, she remains a force to be reckoned with in the Pantheon. The amount of devoted followers she has rivals ZUN's, and a growing amount of powerful deities from her works are ascending to the Pantheon.
 * It is rumored that Lauren Faust is the Queen above Princesses Celestia and Luna.

Dave Strider, God of Hipsters
 * Intermediate God (originally Lesser, but ascended after an incident with a purple moon, a red slab and a green sun)
 * Symbol: A scratched record, or the red gear which is the sigil of Heroes of Time
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good-ish
 * Portfolio: Hipsters, Irony, Stoicism, Snark to Snark Combat, the Superiority of Katanas, Cool Shades, Unlikely Non-Japanese Ninjas, Time Mastery, Stable Time Loops, Abusing Said Time Loops For Profit
 * Domains: Time, Art, Creation
 * Allies: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, the trolls
 * Followers: None he'd admit; that would make him "mainstream".
 * Enemies: Lord English, most of the "mainstream" gods (in the sense that he doesn't give a shit about them)
 * He is the progenitor of Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff and The Big Man. None of the three seem to be aware of it, nor are most people for that matter.

Overlord Zenon, Goddess of CruelTwistEndings, HSQ, and Knights Of Cerebus (God of All Overlords, The Being of Solitude)
 * Greater Goddess
 * Symbol: A shattered 4 leaf clover emblem
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: CruelTwistEndings, ShockingSwerves, HSQ, Beings of solitude, Knight of Cerebus, Cannibals, Nightmare Fuel, Humanoid Cosmic Horrors, Psycho Electro, OmnicidalManiacs, Vile Villain Saccharine Show.
 * Domains: Chaos, Evil, Destruction
 * Allies: No one.
 * Enemies: Everything and everyone. Her main targets though are the God of Fist Fighting: Adell and now Hannibal Lecter because he caused her access to Painis Cupcake videos to vanish.
 * Her ascension was an omen of dark times for Cosmos, knowing just how insanely powerful and batshit insane Zenon truly is. Much like Gig, she has no compunctions against using her full power upon the slightest provocation.
 * Zenon is the being that Adell has prepared his entire life to fight. Normally he would has stood a good chanse if it wasn't for the fact that Zenon is using his girlfriend Rozalin as a host.
 * Plans on making Hannibal Lecter's end via devouring.

Shawn Michaels, God of Popularity After Breakup (HBK, Mr. Wrestlemania, Michael Shawn Hickenbottom, The Showstopper)
 * Theme Song: "Sexy Boy"
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The DX Logo
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Popularity after a breakup, Selling, Lightning Bruisers
 * Domains: Wrestling
 * Rivals: Undertaker.
 * Followers: Zack Ryder, Chris Jericho, AJ Styles, Booker T, John Morrison, Dolph Ziggler
 * Plans to challenge Bret Hart for the position of God of Wrestling.
 * He accended to Godhood after his second attempt to defeat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. Even though he didn't beat him, he got closer than any mortal or diety that has ever tried.
 * Even though his regular kicks are nowhere near as powerfull as those of the Godess of Kicking, Chun Li, he still has the most devastating kick-attack in the Pantheon: The Sweet Chin Music Superkick, an ability that can come out of nowhere and knock down almost any opponent that it is used against. The reason for its name is the fact that it makes a very loud and recognisable sound that can be heard throughout all the Pantheon everytime it connects. Ever since his rice to Godhood, only the likes of Asura, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Mr Rogers have been able to dodge it. Chun-Li even shivers at the idea of her Spinning Bird Kick or Hyakuretsukyaku clashing with Sweet Chin Music, moreso on being on the receiving end of one. Just ask John Cena, or The Undertaker, or Triple H, or most of the female deities in the House of Love.
 * Tends to spend a lot of time in the House of Love. He is known as the HeartBreak Kid for a reason, you know.
 * What makes him so different from the other wrestlers who ascended? "I sing my own theme song!"
 * In his younger days, he was known for his hilarious pranks but has seemed to mellow out.
 * Whatever you do, do NOT bring up those photos from his Playgirl days. As he stated, "I was blind! I was stupid! You [Triple H] told me girls bought that magazine!"

Asdurbael Vect, God of Cold-Blooded Torture
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A spikey Eldar helmet
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Cold-Blooded Torture, Complete Monster, treachery.
 * Domains: Evil, Destruction, Suffering
 * Allies: Starscream, Weil, Relius Clover
 * Enemies: Mr. Freeze, Vulkan, The Emperor, Leman Russ, Cyrus, Creed, Ciphas Cain, Gaunt.
 * Is the leader of an entire race of depraved space elves whose sustenance is torture.

Kermit the Frog, God of Muppets (Kermie, The Frog)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A logo of his head
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Straight Men, Only Sane Men, Only Sane Employees, Frogs and Toads, Interspecies Romance, Rainbows.
 * Domains: Theater, Music, Banjoes, Swamps, Rainbows
 * Allies: Jim Henson, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo the Great, the residents of Sesame Street, and countless other Muppets.
 * Enemies: Wart, Doc Hopper, Rachel Bitterman, Tex Richman.
 * Tries to act as the Straight Man in the Theater Pantheon and acts as host for most of the performances in the Theater.
 * He and Wart were both up for the God of Batracians, with Miss Piggy and Bowsing fighting on their behalf. The battle was described as timeless. Bowser won when Miss Piggy was buried under a mountain of Thwomps.
 * Kermit has spent a good fifty years searching for the elusive Rainbow Connection. But he will only be able to find it with the lovers and dreamers.
 * Kermit has honourably said that he spiritually shares his title with his late friend Jim Henson, and every single fellow Muppet in existence.

Chuggaaconroy, ProtonJon and NintendoCapriSun, Gods of Let's Play
 * Lesser Gods
 * Symbol: The Runaway Guys Symbol
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Let's Play, Large Ham, Dream Team, IncrediblyLoud, not giving up on difficult levels, exceptionally good gamers... sometimes, epic hilarity.
 * Domains: Games, Technology, how to play video games, being loud and hilarious
 * Each of these three are specialized in different areas. Chuggaaconroy is said to be Born Lucky, Proton Jon is said to be the one that runs away the most, and Nintendo Capri Sun is said to be exceptionally well with non-joystick based games.
 * Note: if you do not want to get on their bad sides, do NOT ever remind Chuggaaconroy about the Steve incident. Nor should you scream "MOVE FASTER, POKEY!" to Proton Jon. Saying, "In the bathroom!" along with Nintendo Capri Sun is fine though.
 * The volume that these three generate can sometimes match with ones of Gentaro/Kamen Rider Fourze, BRIAN BLESSED, and Kamina. It is said that the heavens would crumble if their voices merged.
 * They once held a special tournament with other LPers. Chuggaa once mentioned that Diabetus should be considered the God of Let's Play, but Proton Jon suggested against that.
 * Chuggaconroy's luck is so great, that if he should ever be reborn as Pokémon Trainer, all of the Olympus Mons had better pray that he's not wielding a Pokéball. Chances are he's gonna capture them in it.
 * Proton Jon was said to be an expert of Super Mario World, until Chuggaconroy proved him wrong. To quote him, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FUCKING PLAYED MARIO WORLD?!"
 * Tim is said to be an exception singer and can make lyrics in a heartbeat. Despite this, he denied a place in the Pantheon of Music and wants to focus more on his Let's Plays. He also can hold his breath for a long time, once starting off a race by screaming "Let's get ready to RUMMBBLLLLLLLEEEEE!" for at least an hour. He could've held it longer.

Scott Steiner, God of Angrish (Big Poppa Pump, The Genetic Freak, Freakzilla, The Big Bad Booty Daddy, The Man with the Largest Arms in the Pantheon)
 * Theme Song: "Holler if you hear me!"
 * Lesser God (Though he belives to be a Greater God)
 * Symbol: A silhouette of a head with his sunglasses, goatee and chainmail.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral or Evil. It's hard to tell with him.
 * Portfolio: Guys who goes insane for almost nothing, people with specific things that pisses them off, Cool Shades, becomming more famous after leaving a team, Narm, being entertaining on the mic by being terrible, people who's not really all that bright at times, not giving anybody "sympy" wile still getting love from the people.
 * Domains: Wrestling, Rage, Narm, Comedy
 * Followers: His "Freaks and Hootches" from the House of Love, Petey Williams, Ahmed Johnson, The Ultimate Warrior.
 * Enemies: John Cena, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, Alex Louis Armstrong, any overweight god, rednecks, WHITE TRAAAASH,The English Language!
 * High Priest: The Ultimate Warrior.
 * He once tried to become a statistics teacher in the Academy. But after witnessing his less than accurate math equations, it was swiftly denied. In retaliation, he decided to found the Higher Educated University. So far, the only other teacher other than himself is the Ultimate Warrior, teacher of comicbook writing.
 * He once tried to pick a fight with Asura by cutting one of his infamous promos in his face. This moment suprised the entire Pantheon since it didn't lead to a fight or Steiner getting ripped appart to tiny pieces, wich tends to be the result whenever sombody tries to anger Asura. In fact, it actually lead to Asura having a hard time trying not to laugh!
 * It is considered wise to NEVER use the word "Hurricanrana" in his precense. He demands that it should always be called a "Frankensteiner", a move that he can suprisingly still pull off.
 * Everytime Steiner enters the House of Love, he uses astronomy as a means to explain the size of his "Big Dipper" wile claiming that he has women 9 days out of the week. Nobody tells him that the week only has 7 days, unless they want to hear him ramble on in Angrish, his native language, in an hour or two.
 * There is a famous drinking game played by the gods in the House of Sports: Whenever Scott Steiner does a belly-to-belly suplex or loudly exclaims the word "HUH?!", take a shot! This is also the biggest cause of alcohol poisoning in the Pantheon.
 * Whenever he claims that he is hungry, it tends to cause silent laughters from whoever is in the House of Food at the moment.
 * He is convinced that he has the largest arms in the entire Pantheon, even when every other god has tried to proove otherwise. His speeches that arrises from denial and anger are still a good source of entertainment.
 * Scott Steiner accended to godhood after he managed to outwrestle the casts of Axis Powers Hetalia and Scandinavia and The World as well as the entire population of Papua New Guinea. The other gods still have a hard time trusting him when he claims that he has "Wrestled a lot of countries".
 * The house of Knowledge are still trying to decipher the language he starts to speak whenever he gets angry. They have managed to translate most of it and document it into dictionaries, but they still have no damn clue what the hell the sentence "Doing him an egg" is supposed to mean.
 * He seems to have an incredibly massive hatred towards any person who may be overweight. He once attacked E. Honda and Jabba the Hutt with a lead pipe and a steel chair on seperate occasions when he saw them in the House of Food and the House of Sports. When he was stopped by members of the GUAG, he simply defended his actions with the following statement.

Sweet Tooth God of Monster Clown (Needles Kane)


 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His burning mask.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Monster Clown, Complete Monster, Serial Killer, Ax Crazy, Bad Humor Truck
 * Domains: Chaos, Evil, Death, Suffering
 * Allies: Khorne, Omega, The Joker, Hannibal Lector.
 * Enemies: Batman, Garrus.
 * He keeps his ice cream truck (Also named Sweet Tooth) inside of the Pantheons' vault. Many weaker deities tends to hide the very moment they hear the disorted jingle that it makes when he drives around the realms of both mortals and gods.
 * He has been seen talking to a paper bag at times while spreading terror in any neighbourhood he has caused carnage in. Nobody has any clue to why.
 * He accended to godhood after winning a Twisted Metal tournament. He wished to be sent to where the daughter of his host has been hiding so that he could kill her. Sadly for him, she had been dead for 10 years when he made the wish, leading to him getting buried alive in her cascet. To this day, he has tried to find Calypso in order to get his revenge.
 * He has made a plan to make sure that if anything should happen to him, he will make sure that his son will be the next driver of the truck. And if that should fail, he can always try to get Yukari in it somehow.

Ryuukishi 07 God of Mind Screws
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: His name with red text in the middle
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Mind Screws, Trolling Creators, Nightmare Fuel, Groundhog Day Loop, Religious Horror, Extremely cerebral entertaining murder mysteries, Dysfunction Junction, Big Screwed-Up Family.
 * Domains: Law, Good, Community, Knowledge, Illusion, Trickery
 * Allies: Bat Man, N, most good aligned detective deities
 * Opposed by: Garrus (he does NOT approve of vigilantism)
 * Enemies: Light Yagami, Scar, Precia Testarosa, Ghestis, Relius Clover.
 * Underlings: Rika Furudae, Oyashiro Sama, Bernkastel, Shion Sonozaki, Kinzo.
 * Successfully trolled Tzeentch as a result of giving him a copy of Umineko. Not even his supremely insane mind could avoid being confused by the mother of all Mind Screw works. Not "Just As Planned".