Noodles

Noodles is a short story written to better explain the concept of 'Reverse Naughty Tentacles', or how a girl can take advantage of a tentacle monster. Obviously NSFW. It tells the tale of Suzuki Honda, a schoolgirl of indeterminate nationality. Walking home through a dark dark alley, she encounters an Eldritch Abomination, which proceeds to threaten her in no incertain terms. However, things don't go as planned. Has a Happy End. Might turn you off a certain type of food due to Double Entendre.

Provides examples of:


 * Biggus Dickus - Tentacoolie has one.
 * Black Comedy Rape
 * Boldly Coming
 * Covert Pervert - Suzuki innitially comes over as a naive and innocent schoolgirl. Then she reveals herself to have a
 * Crazy Awesome
 * Death by Sex - Averted. Barely. Poor.
 * Expy - Tentacoolie is !
 * Fan Service - May overlap with Fan Disservice.
 * Fantastic Arousal - Involves.
 * Fetish Fuel
 * G-Rated Sex - Averted.
 * I Call Him "Mister Happy" - Tentacoolie's.
 * I Didn't Mean to Turn You On - for the reader.
 * Interspecies Romance
 * I Taste Delicious - Tentacoolie.
 * It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It - Invoked by.
 * Naughty Tentacles - Of course.
 * Orgasmic Combat - Averted.
 * Orgasmically Delicious - The embodiment of this Trope.
 * Playing to The Fetishes
 * - played straight.
 * Rule 34
 * Subtext - Perhaps it is all about food...
 * Too Kinky to Torture -
 * Yum Yum -
 * Too Kinky to Torture -
 * Yum Yum -