Laputa: Castle in the Sky/Funny

"Dola: We'll all find her! And call me Captain!
 * The pirates may all be badasses with big guns, but they'd never disrespect their mother.

Pirates: Yes, Mom!"


 * The entire punch out scene between one of Dola's boys and Pazu's boss.
 * "Make your shirt explode!"
 * "Stand back! He'll pop YOUR buttons!"
 * "He said Mom was ugly, now GO get him!"
 * After Pazu and Sheeta are accepted onto Tiger Moth, as a mechanic and a cook respectively, Dola's boys begin requesting the latter for food, until Dola finally shuts them up, grudgingly admitting to her new "recruits," "Ah, what can I tell ya? They just really like dessert."
 * "Well, ya can't be a sensitive woman like me without learnin' a few things; Sheeta and I are exactly alike, all warm and mushy and sensitive! [belch] Now, so when you boys get married, you go find a gal like her!" "Huh? She's gonna end up... like Mama? Good question."
 * "Pazu loves Sheeta!" "Be quiet!" "Sorry, Mom."
 * In one scene of ad-libbed dialogue, Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate — "Harr, matey! Shiver me timbers!") Dola deadpans in response, "Keep practicin'." (This exchange is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
 * "Leave it to my little idiots to start a riot!" (This line is cut from the 2010 DVD release.)
 * "I need someone who's mechanically minded, not some half-baked swashbucklin' Casanova wanna-be!" (Again, removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
 * "ALL good pirates listen to their Mom!" "That is so true, huh?" (The latter line is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
 * "One for all and all for Mom!"
 * After Muska reminds him that he is in charge of him, the General growls a disgruntled, "Blast! I really hate that man!"
 * Henri's cheering of Charles during the latter's fistfight with Pazu's boss is interrupted by a villager's "Hey You!" Haymaker, triggering an all-out brawl.