The House of Yes/Funny

The humor is mostly dialogue driven:

"Jackie: Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?

Leslie: [sadly] Pancakes... Lots of pancakes. [walks away]"

"Anthony: Would you like a glass of Liebfraumilch?

Leaslie: No thank you. I'll just have a glass of wine.

Marty: That's the name of the wine.

Leslie: Oh, I don't speak French.

Jackie: Who does?

Anthony: You do.

Jackie: Oh, that's right. I do.

Leslie: What does it mean?

Jackie: In French? I think it means something German.

Marty: It means 'Loving Mother's Milk'.

Leslie: You speak French?

Marty: [blank stare] No,... German."

"Jackie: (after Leslie demonstrates that she can say "I Love You" in sign language) Don't leave this girl alone with any handsome, deaf, mutes, Marty, that's my advice to you."

"Marty: Are you being wise?

Jackie: One day I woke up wise.

Marty: One day I woke up stupid.

Jackie: What'd you do?

Marty: I went back to bed.

Jackie: That was wise."

"Jackie: Are you saving yourself for marriage?

Leslie: Oh, no. [gasps] Do you think I should've?

Jackie: If I were getting married I'd wanna check out the goods!

Leslie: Me too!

Jackie: So how are they?

Leslie: What?

Jackie: The goods.

Leslie: I can't talk about that. He's your brother.

Jackie: Pretend he's not my brother. I do."

"Anthony: You never go hungry in the desert because of the sand which is there."

"Lesly: I don't think you're insane.

Jackie-O: You don't?

Lesly: No.

Jackie-O: You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane?

Lesly: I don't think you're insane. I think you're just spoiled.

Jackie-O: [exasperated] Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed."