One Piece Grand Line 3 Point 5/Funny

"GM: A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack!
 * Their very first play-through of One Piece:

Sailor 1: I roll for initiative! 16!

GM: They haven't boarded the ship yet!

Sailor 2: I use my grappling hook!

GM: Why-No! Just go look for the Captain.

Sailor 1: Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship.

GM: I meant your Captain.

Sailor 1: That's who I meant."

"Nat: I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything?
 * When Natalie first appears in the story:

GM: You see nothing.

Nat: I step outside.

GM: As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship.

Nat: This is the same ship you told me about?

GM: Yes.

Nat: I run back inside."

"Nat: Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time?
 * When Luke first appears in the story by popping out of a wine barrel:

Luke: Yep.

Nat: The barrel made for holding wine.

Luke: Uh huh...

Nat: The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open?

Luke: That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up.

Nat: I get it now.

GM: You do?

Nat: Luke's playing an idiot."

"Alvida: Are you prepared to 'DIE', Coby?
 * When Cory's character was about to be killed:

Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character?

Alvida: ...Are you prepared to be KNOCKED OUT?

Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun!"

"Cory: Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles."
 * The GM uses skittles to represent Mooks. Cue this during the second arc:

"GM: Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12.
 * Luffy Vs. Mohgi


 * Rolls*

Gm: Sonuva-

Luke: FREEDOM!

GM: Who cursed my dice?"