Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth/Quotes

"[After a full-page explanation of the symbology of Pisces and how it relates to both Jesus and the Moon, how a medieval story book involving crazy people in a town called Gotham was impacted by the writing of the comic across time and Bohm's theory of a holographic universe as applied to child molesting.]"

"Yeah, so Batman is here inflicting upon himself one of Christ's wounds and it's all got something to do with fish, okay?"

- Grant Morrison

""I am a lawyer. Yes. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice. Insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure of the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. God bless America.

"I am a liar. No. We the acid scarred victims of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America.""

- Two-Face

""Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there. . . in the asylum. Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough. . . there's always a place for you here."

- The Joker

"Sometimes it's only madness that makes us what we are."

- Batman