The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion/Quotes

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!(Your spree is at an end...)"

- Many, many guards

"Talk to Haskill, he has more brains than a brain pie. Mmm...brain pie. Care to donate?"

- Sheogorath

"Change, change will preserve us. It will move mountains... it will mount movements."

- Sheogorath making very little sense, but sounding like a genius.

"By Azura By Azura By Azura it's The Grand Champion!"

- The Adoring Fan

"Oh, it's YOU. HI!"

- Generic Response

"Men are but flesh and blood; they know their doom, but not the hour. In this I'm blessed to see the hour of my death! To face my apportuned fate, then fall."

- Emperor Uriel Septim VII, unknowingly quoting a bit from Shakespeare's The Tragedy of Julius Caesar.

"This Is the Part Where you fall down and bleeed to death!"

- Mid-fight banter from everyone

"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life."

- Emperor Uriel Septim VII, in the intro cinematic.