Chick Tracts/Funny

"Satan: [running away] @!!!**!
 * "This better be good, or I'm going to jump." however, the rest of the Tract attempts to be very depressing.
 * One tract for believers shows a big hulking thug in the most hideous imaginable combination of bondage gear, biker clothing, and Nazi paraphernalia towering over a fairly ordinary-looking Christian guy who's sweating profusely (and whose stomach is shown to be tying itself into a knot) and yelling right in his face "Are you calling me a sinner!?" (Now why would anyone say that?)
 * Satan, dressed in a pumpkin-headed mask for an upcoming Halloween massacre, gloating from a hilltop over the arrival of some teenagers in the woods and then suddenly exclaiming "%&*#! I forgot my chainsaw!"
 * While walking his pet snake on a leash.
 * And the kid yelling at him after running him off by invoking the name of the Lord.

Kid: [shakes his fist] I HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOUR LOUSY BIRTHDAY!"

- "You know what this panel needs? A chase scene to the tune of Yakety Sax."


 * Lots and lots of Jack's "fans" read the tracts primarily for the combination of Narm Charm and Bile Fascination.
 * The Family Guy panel in this tract. Made even better by the fact that Chick can draw Peter and Stewie Griffin 100% accurately and perfectly.
 * "I'm so glad I haven't sinned for over 20 years!"