Stock Phrases/Quotes

""The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.""

- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

"Namekian: [music plays] We’re here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!

Freeza: Ninety-two...

Namekian: This has gone on for too long! And now, you’re going to pay!

Freeza: Three hundred and fifty-five...

Namekian: We are... we... what are you-

Freeza: No, go on. Continue, don’t mind me.

Namekian: Aaand... we are the ones who will stop you!

Freeza: Ooh, wow, four hundred and nineteen!

Namekian: That’s- [Record Needle Scratch] what the hell are you doing?!

Freeza: Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.

Namekian: Y-you insane bastard.

Freeza: One hundred and ninety.

Namekian: Yeah?! Well, uh, we’re going to... f**k your face!

Freeza: Oh-ho-ho, oh my! ...Twelve."

- Dragonball Z Abridged