Goblins/Funny

"Fumbles: AAAAH! A PURPLE WORM! HAVE AT THEE, FOUL BEAST!
 * How about Fumbles -- sorry, Senor Vorpal Kickass'o -- versus Minmax and his purple worm familiar?

Minmax: Oh, God...


 * YANK*

Minmax: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Complains: What? I don't have a temper.
 * Complains' reaction to Fumbles' class suggestion.

(Beat Panel)

Everyone: [hysterical laughter]

Big-Ears: "I'll get you Minmax! I swear by the foam coming out of my mouth that I'll get yoooouuuuu!""

"Tayshun: What are you, blind?! That's a crescent moon!
 * And moments later: "What kind of stupid name is Shaken-Unfairly?!"
 * Forgath taking advantage of Minmax's illiteracy to toy with his head: "Nope. It says you're sexually attracted to small animals."
 * THAT WAS MORE OGRE PISS!
 * Also, one must not forget the hypothetical situation going out of hand, which brings the sort of ad absurdo humor that helped convince this troper that this webcomic was worth coming back to.
 * Complains and his reaction to learning how the humans make cheese.
 * "They started pooping on everything."
 * A joke I only just got -- at one point, a Brassmoon elite guard named Tayshun is trying to persuade another that his cape is reasonable to wear. He claims it's a moon, while the other guard says it's a sun or a mace or something.

Other Guard: That's no moon, that's a mace, Tayshun."

"Dellyn: Minmax, I don't know what sorts of mistakes you've made in your life, but I promise you... That was the worst one.
 * "WE'RE NOT JUMPING OFF THIS ROOF TO OUR DEATHS! ... "We're jumping off that roof to our deaths. It's got a tree."
 * "Are you high?!"
 * Tied in with Speak of the Devil, this strip.
 * "Who else saw this coming?"
 * Minmax's rather thoughtless but awesome action also doubles as his Crowning Moment of Funny... Twice. First up:

Minmax: Nu-uh! I've done way stupider things!"

"Dellyn: You have Improved Unarmed Strike?
 * And then:

Minmax: I got it by trading in my ability to rhyme on purpose.

Dellyn: What? That's not even... You can't just trade...

Minmax: Careful, Dellyn. I heard a rumour about those who die complaining about the rules."

"Forgath: Seriously? A Treasure Plant? Is herbert even trying anymore?
 * Furry mushroom.
 * From here:

Kin: They were first created long ago by a wizard who hated trespassers. Now they grow wild in some areas. They're only a danger to the dumbest of individuals.

(Beat Panel)

Together: MINMAX!!!"

"Forgath: Are you OK?
 * And after they pull him free:

Minmax: I will be... As soon as I get my treasure!

(cue body check)"

"Minmax: This second shirt doesn't even have a hole for my head!
 * Kin puts an end to Minmax's brief Moronic Portmanteau period, using crafted input.
 * "I'm TOTALLY gonna pee on this thing."
 * And the reply -- "Penis go boom."
 * This page. This WHOLE page. Every freaking panel on this whole page. *gasp* Need... some... air...
 * This guy's an idiot.
 * Forgath's expression at the end of this strip is priceless!
 * Just don't eat my legs, alright?
 * MINMAX... BEGIN THE ANCIENT, DWARVEN INCANTATION!
 * Combined with a Brick Joke: remember, Min Max traded in his ability to rhyme on purpose in exchange for a skill.
 * All three comics where Minmax is playing in the hole in the wall. The last one especially, though, due to the alt-versions doing an immediate about-face.
 * Then he uses it for something useful. Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome, but I must admit I laughed.
 * Now the other shoe drops, since that was his belt...
 * Kin having to help Minmax get dressed.

Kin: Those are pants!"

"Forgath: Wait. Are you telling me that sword is powered by Minmax's stupidity?
 * "The sword survived for ten-thousand winters and it took you a minute and a half to break it!"
 * Later, Kin has more theories.

Kin: Well, more accurately, his ignorance, but yes.

Forgath: By Herbert's dice! In Minmax's hands, that sword is insanely powerful.

Minmax: I don't get it."

"Biscuit:"
 * Senor Vorpal Kickasso creates filler content.
 * Biscuit the Orc is unfazed by having been tortured for 600 years, because the members of his clan are trained to be absolutely blasé about anything that can happen to them. The only thing that matters, for them, is their clan. His reaction when he hears his clan had been wiped out 200 years ago ?