It's My Life/Quotes

ITS MY LIFE!
"AN: Hi guyz this is my first story its what I think happens iin Portla 3!"

- —Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!". Portal 3 was never mentioned after that.

"Noone knows this, but Wheetly an I shared one secret night together an now I could tell I was pregnant with his robot ball/human baby."

- —One of the story's most infamous quotes. From Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!".

""Chell" got a "Oh S***!" look on her feces."

- —Chapter 2: "GLADOS, SEWISEDED?"

"If onyl I had a powers to solve the test without hurting my companion boob I thout."

- —Chapter 5: "CHELLS BOOTY QUAKE REMIX!"

"It was teh end but not happy which meens Im not perfect so Im not a Mary Sue AREEL WRITER or what ever yur name is!"

- —Chapter 7: "BATTLE OF THE GOTH EMO WAR". There were nine chapters after this one.

"He pulled down his pants an I saw that he had replased his man thingys with... the space an rick cores! "IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!" (Thats from a game called Duke Nukum Forever its funny)"

- —Chapter 12: "THE FINAL BATTLE"

"PS MARRISSA DIED THAT PROOVES SHES NOT A MARRY SUE OK!"

- —Chapter 13: "MARRISSAS RESURREKSHUN"

"AN: Allrite guys here is is! The final chapter with most entense action an epic stuff in the hole story which will make all the flamerz an trolls sad that they killed SUCH A GOD STORY!"

- —Chapter 16: "SHOWDOWN THRODOWN"

"This story is God. We must worship it. *worships*"

"What? It still makes more sense than Scientology."

- —The Half World's response to the last line

"I was fightin the bad guys from half life (sorry I never played Halflife so I dont no much a bout it) when a boom happened so I investigated an saw all these bad guys an I looked like you needed some help lol."

- —Gordon Freeman shows that Marrissa Did Not Do the Research in Chapter 16: "SHOWDOWN THROWDOWN"

TEEN FORTRESS 2
"A crunchmunch noses started common from my ballsack an I looked in an a saw... Katty was eatin the balls!"

- —Chapter 2: "SNIPER'S NEW PET"

""Goodbye Wheetly the dude an Hello Wheatly the Robo Ball!" Cave lolled with mad an mean."

- —Chapter 5: "ITS HIS LIFE!"

""Step an get yur diplomas everone!" Principal Buiseness Man turned to some jerk dudes they was... RING MATER AN THE FALMER TROLLZ!"

- —Chapter 10: "GRADULATION"

Logic's editing
"We went to the locker room where I found out she was a girl and I stuck my thingie in her you-know-what. (WHAT DID I TOLD YOU!/1? THIS IS A T STORY NUT M SO YOU CANT BE DOIN SEX! ONLY OFFSCREEN!)"

- —TEEN FORTRESS 2, Chapter 9: "DEAD RAISIN"

"I was so mad at those jerks for portalling me and calling me a bitch, ( EN: BITCH GODDAMN FUCKING BASTARD AS WHORE AS BITCH SLUT! UMAD?)"

- —ITS MY LIFE!, Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!"

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"FACE. NOT FECES. FECES MEANS POOP. IT IS THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR POOP."

- Dyralia, on Chapter 11 of ITS MY LIFE!, "RIES OF CHELLGADOS"

Other quotes by MarissaTheWriter
"U RELAY DONE IT THIS TIME FLMAER TROLLZ! U KILLED ITS MY7 LIFE WITH YUR FALSE LYES AN SANDER!@!1122 U CEROOPTED TEH ADMINS AN MADE THEM DELEETED IT!!!11j IT IS THE MOST FAMOS PORTAL EVERRY U JERK B*!!!!1132123 MY REEL FANS WILL HANT U DON AN GET AREVENGE SO HOLD ON TO YUR PUPCERN FLAMZERS!!!3232 OMG U ARE SORES THAN EVEN ATLAS AN PBODY U JEERK FLAMMER TROLLZZZZZZZFESIOU80RW43UIP!!!3"

- —Marrissa's response to ITS MY LIFE! getting taken down by Critics United

"Affer a few months me an Wheetly an Chell Junor ran out of taters to eet so we had to leeve Portal Labs. On the surfase sum bad doods called Kritics Younited had slaved pepole. We went to a plase call “Distract 12″ an there was a gurl there an a other gurls an a hot guy an their liter Piesident Snow said “MARRISSA ROBERTS! YOU MUST GAME!”"

- —Promo for THE MARRISSA GAMES

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