Gag Penis/Playing With

Basic Trope: Large penis size Played for Laughs as opposed to seriously affecting sex life.
 * Played Straight:
 * Bob's penis measures 14" fully erect and the lump is visible through his pants, and he's the center of attention at the house party.
 * Bob brags to Dave about his size by holding up a hot dog bun while gesturing toward a woman and pointing to his groin with the other hand.
 * Exaggerated:
 * Actually, it measures 3' flaccid and dangles in one of his pant legs.
 * Bob lies down on the ground with his balls pressed against the base of a governmental flagpole.
 * Inverted:
 * It measures 2" fully erect.
 * Bob presses a microscope against his crotch.
 * Subverted:
 * Bob holds up a banana for a moment, then sets it aside next to the other groceries...
 * Bob is a [[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grower
 * Double Subverted: ...and grabs an even larger cucumber to wave at his girlfriend/wife when she asks if he's finished.
 * Justified: Bob is in a fraternity contest or TV game show requiring him to use these jokes to proceed.
 * Deconstructed: Bob's girlfriend dumps him because she thinks he's only concerned with giving her his banana.
 * Reconstructed: Bob only uses these gags during foreplay or when context is otherwise appropriate.
 * Parodied: All men's penis sizes are indicated by varieties of trees or whales, while women are shown next to these symbols in actual size... and the women have expressions of anticipation.
 * Lampshaded: "Bob, all the women want to climb your mountain."
 * Averted:
 * No one jokes about penis size, or jokes are about other aspects of sex (romance, attitudes) instead of equipment.
 * Large penis sizes are seriously believed to affect a man's sex life, and Bob's larger-than-usual penis causes problems in his relationships.
 * Enforced: The Moral Guardians want to keep explicit sexual imagery out of TV, so symbols are hidden in the show as Parental Bonuses.
 * Invoked: Bob carries several phallic objects in his backpack or suitcase, and the one he's holding in his hand indicates his interest in the girl he's curently looking at.
 * Defied: Bob avoids such symbols to avoid offending the girl he's currently dating.
 * Discussed:
 * Conversed:
 * Played For Laughs: By definition, this trope is always played for laughs.
 * Played For Drama: By definition, that would be Bigger Is Better in Bed, and not this trope.

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