The Day the Earth Stood Still/Funny

"Bobby:I like you Mr. Carpenter, you're a real screwball!"
 * Bobby Benson, to Klaatu.

"Secretary: The phone doesn't work.
 * Don't you just hate it when you have to repeat yourself, this secretary sure does.

Mr. Krull: Well then call the phone company.

Secretary: But... the phone doesn't work!"