Role Association/Film S


 * Safe House: The Green Lantern is trapped in a house with a traitorous Malcolm X.
 * Salt: Lara Fox (filling in for Ethan Hunt(!)) is definately not a Russian spy (as far as she knows). Dr Adrian Helmsley and Sabretooth are hot on her trail.
 * Saving Private Ryan: Forrest Gump leads a squad, who includes among others Riddick, Daniel Faraday and Frank Buffay Jr., on a mission to rescue Will Hunting.
 * A Scanner Darkly: Twenty Minutes Into the Future, Neo is a depressed, paranoid drug dealer living with his druggie pals Lydia Deetz, Mickey Knox, and Lovable Traitor Tony Holmes.
 * Scanners: Number Six's telepathic son, V|Ham Tyler, is plotting to take over the world. a victimized girl from a John Wayne film'' and Number Six's other son team up to stop him.
 * Schindler's List: Qui Gon Jinn and Gandhi try to save Jews from evil labor camp leader Voldemort in a true story.
 * Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: George Michael Bluth has a good life: he lives with his Straight Gay roommate Fuller McCallister, he's in a band with Hal Brandston and Maud, talks with his sister Jessica Stanley, and has recently gotten a high-school girlfriend. But he soon meets a new girl of his dreams, Gwen Grayson, but he soon learns that before he can date her, he has to defeat her seven evil exes, which include Egg Ann Captain America, Superman, Yuffie, and Ash Fox.
 * Scream 4: Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson put Julia Salenger, Monica Geller, Claire Bennet, Addie Singer, Annie Edison, Julie Taylor, Lux Cassidy, Veronica Mars, Sookie Stackhouse, Annie Griffin and Aria Montgomery all in the same movie and then waste a perfectly good piece of Fanfic by having Ghostface (alias ) kill off most of them. No wonder it flopped.
 * Scrooged: In this retelling of A Christmas Carol, idPeter Venkman is a Jerkass TV executive who, after seeing the ghost of his old mentor Charlie, encounters three spirits. The first spirit, Park Ranger Thorsen, shows him how his jerkass attitude made him lose his true love Marion Ravenwood. The second, a Myth, shows how it's hurting his personal assistant Lily Sloane and her family. And the third spirit shows how it will inevitably make him lonely even in death.
 * Season of the Witch: Ghost Rider and Hellboy are on an Escort Mission to get a suspected witch to trial.
 * Secondhand Lions: Brenda Leigh Johnson takes her son Cole to live with Tom Hagen and Nigel Powers to spend time with her boyfriend Atton Rand.
 * And Nathan Petrelli sells them a clay pigeon launcher.
 * Serenity: Ensign Covey pursues a Terminator, who was taken from the Academy by her brother Ryan Caulfield and took refuge of a ship commanded by Captain Hammer and featuring Hel, Animal Mother, Sonny, Catalina, Anna, and the recently departed Sergeant Harris.
 * Serious Moonlight: Anastasia tapes her cheating husband Nate to the toilet as revenge for cheating on her with Veronica Mars.
 * Se7en: God and Tyler Durden try to stop serial killer Keyser Soze's rampage, little knowing that
 * Seven Psychopaths: Sam the astronaut is a struggling actor who kidnaps dogs to make ends meet (don't worry, he's nice to them) to the annoyance of his agent Bull's Eye and gets into deep Shih Tzu when he steals mob boss Mickey Malloy's puppy. Also starring Precious, the Headless Horseman, the Devil, and Sweet Pea.
 * Sexy Beast: Gandhi scares the crap out of Beowulf to get him to rob a bank on behalf of Al Swearengen who was hired by M's brother in the middle of an orgy.
 * The Shadow: Jack Ryan teams up with Brenda to save her father (an absentminded Gandalf) and ultimately the world from Ricky Tan and his Renfield Wadsworth. Features Frank Barone as Jack's sidekick and Mearth as his overbearing uncle.
 * Shame: Young Magneto, a commitment-phobic sex fiend, and his free-spirited sister Jenny are very close (and often naked, occasionally together).
 * Shanghai Kiss: Miles Straume gets into a relationship with Claire Bennet, but he's concerned about the age gap. Miles goes to China to inherit his grandmother's house and hooks up with Stacy Hirano.
 * Shanghai Noon: Inspector Lee and Lightning McQueen are heroes of the Old West.
 * She's All That: Tifa Lockheart is a frumpy, unattractive girl. Freddy makes a bet that he can turn her into a prom queen, but falls in love with her for real.
 * She's Out Of His League: Kandinsky Sicorsky Sandusky finds a lost phone that leads him to an amazing Fake American girl who is, well, Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
 * Sherlock Holmes (round one): Tony Stark and Gigolo Joe fight crime (with the help of Regina George)!
 * The sequel: The Cheshire Cat is Tony's Aloof Older Brother; Swedish-Lisbeth Salander is a mysterious Gypsy.
 * Round two: Borat and Ron Burgundy fight crime!
 * The Shining: The Joker and Olive Oyl stay at a very haunted hotel. Their son shares a psychic link with Hong Kong Phooey.
 * Sci-Fi channel remake: Joe Dubois and Peyton Flanders stay at a very haunted hotel (with Sweet Sweetback as the Magical Negro!).
 * Shoot 'Em Up: A depressed ex-bureaucrat finds himself with an infant McGuffin and persued by Santa Clause. He gets help from Persephone.
 * Showgirls: Jessie Spano hitchhikes her way to Vegas, where she meets a seamstress named Irene Daniels. Jessie becomes a lap dancer at a club but after a chance meeting with Sasha Hassler, Jessie auditions for a spot on the chorus line, eventually becoming the star of the show, stealing Sasha's part.
 * Shutter Island: Det. Jack Dawson investigates a sinister Bedlam House run by Ebenezer Scrooge, enforced by Jame Stottelmeyer, and inhabited by Rorschach.
 * The Silence of the Lambs: A child prostitute is tasked to get information from King Titus in order to find Villainous Crossdresser Capt. Stottlemeyer.
 * Hannibal: Titus is perused by Complete Monster Jean-Baptiste Sirius Dracula Gordon while being pursued by now-Agent Julian of the Human Movement.
 * Red Dragon: Titus traumatizes the Incredible Hulk 2.0, but the Hulk returns to help capture Voldemort, especially after Titus helps Voldy threaten the Hulk's family and kills sleazy reporter Truman Capote. Voldy has a pet the tiger moment with the chick from Punch Drunk Love.
 * Manhunter: Gil Grissom returns to help the FBI etc. etc.
 * Hannibal Rising: Young Titus falls in love with his aunt, Hatsumomo, while stalking the Complete Monsters who ate his sister.
 * Sin City:
 * Prologue: A WW2 pilot befriends a desparate woman
 * That Yellow Bastard: A depraved carnie preys on Carmen Cortez's little sister but is rescued by John Maclane. Unfortunately, Maclane's partner Budd is a Dirty Cop under the employ of the carnie's Corrupt dad, and Maclane is shot and imprisoned. Many years later, evidence surfaces that the girl, now Sue Storm, is in danger...
 * The Hard Goodbye: The Wrestler has a one night stand with Jade, only to find her dead the next morning. After beating up a lot of thugs looking for answers, he seeks refuge with his parole officer Mrs. Cortez but the thugs, and evil mute choirboy Frodo catch up to them.
 * The Big Fat Kill: John Smith gets embroiled in a plot when his girlfriend Luanne Platter dumps complete bastard Fenster, who winds up getting killed by Suki the car artist on orders from The Light of Zartha. After it's revealed that Fenster is also a hero cop, a tratorous Lorelei Gilmore leads John Coffy and his gang into the mix to start a war, where they all have a gigantic shoot out.
 * A Single Man: When Mr. Darcy's lover Ozymandias dies, he spends his last day with his best friend Clarice Starling 2.0; meanwhile, Darcy's student (he's a professor) Marcus has taken an interest in him.
 * Sister Act: Guinan is a Reno lounge singer who witnesses a murder by her boyfriend The Wolf. To protect her, the police send her into hiding as a nun at a convent led by Professor McGonagall. Unable to get used to the convent, Guinan starts a nuns choir which includes Peggy Hill.
 * The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants: Betty Suarez, Rory Gilmore, Joan of Arcadia, and Serena van der Woodsen are four close friends who discover a magical pair of jeans that somehow fits all of them perfectly.
 * The Sixth Sense: Walter can see dead people, but has been unable to convince neither his mother Tara nor his psychologist John McClane. One of the ghosts he meets (and the first one he helps) is Marissa Cooper. Meanwhile, McClane is The Atoner in respect to Walter due to the fact that he failed spectacularly to help Duddits Clavell, who had the same "symptoms".
 * Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow: Gigolo Joe is a dashing Ace Pilot who has a on-and-off relationship with ace reporter Pepper Potts (her editor is Dumbledore 2.0). When Humongous Mecha (and Miss East) threaten America they team up with the mysterious eye-patched assassin Fox to find Mad Scientist Dr. Hamlet before he sets off his doomsday device.
 * Sky High: A kung-fu film nerd is the superpower-less son of heroes Snake Plissken and Chisk, who goes to a school for heroes. His Green Thumb girlfriend, Jenna, is also enrolled. Some of the teachers include principal Wonder Woman, coach Bubba Ho-Tep, science teacher Almighty Tallest Purple, and Rod Farva, Bus Driver. The villain is
 * Sleepy Hollow: Detective Edward Scissorhands pursues Darth Maul on horseback while falling in love with Wednesday Addams and uncovering a conspiracy involving Wednesday's parents (The Red Queen and Dumbledore 2.0), Emperor Palpatine, Uncle Vernon, and a guy who looks a lot like Al Gore. Count Dooku and an Alien Girl make appearances.
 * The Smurfs Speedy Gonzalez, Fat Albert, Pee-Wee Herman, Nightcrawler, Mayor Hernandez, a man who knows a lot about rednecks, St. Andrew, Prof. Ian Duncan, Anton Chekhov, Pfc. Smithson Utivich, Braniac 5, and a California girl are chased out of their village by Apu and stumble upon a portal to out world where they meet Prince Gumball and Emma Pillsbury.
 * Snakes on a Plane: Mace Windu Has had it withese motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!
 * Battle of the Snow White films 2012!
 * Mirror Mirror: A sweet-hearted hooker is the evil queen, a spoiled sweet Southern girl is the princess, and a pair of less-than-sweet twins is the handsome prince.
 * Snow White and the Huntsman: Bella teams up with Thor to escape the evil Queen Eileen. Also starring Al Swearengen, Ed, Beowulf, a Siren, and Det. Valiant.
 * The Social Network: Columbus and his buddy Continuity Reboot Spider Man create Facebook, after allegedly stealing The Lone Ranger's(es) idea. Columbus breaks up with English-language Lisbeth Salander, while Spider-Man goes out with London Tipton. Columbus gets financial guidance from Prince Artie and a load of money from Hodges while being an utterly Insufferable Genius.
 * The Soloist: Lincoln Osiris helps Ray Charles overcome his schizophrenia enough to play the cello again in a true story.
 * The Sorcerers Apprentice: Big Daddy takes on Hiccup as his apprentice in order to fight Dr. Octopus and possibly Queen Persephone. Also, it is indeed based on the Fantasia sequence.
 * Somewhere: A freaky movie star is a nonetheless caring father to Mei-chan. One of his pals is a real Jackass. Directed by Mary Corleone.
 * Soul Surfer: Avid surfer and devout Christian Violet Beauregarde's faith (along with that of her parents Jack Hall and Jo Harding) is put to the test when . With Hercules, an American Idol winner, and the real-life surfer as her own stunt double.
 * The Sound of Music: Mary Poppins is now governess for the children (one of whom was Spider-Man in the 70s) of General Chang in pre-WWII Austria. When she brings music to the children's lives, this attracts the attention of the Caterpillar.
 * Spaceballs: Dr. James Harvey vs. Bob McKenzie IN SPACE!
 * Space Cowboys: Dirty Harry, Agent Kay, Mr. Bennett, and Capt. Roark go into space 40 years after they missed their chance to land on the moon when a Russian communication satellite is about to fall from orbit and they (well, mainly Dirty Harry) are the only ones who know how to fix it. Farmer Hoggett would rather not deal with them, but he doesn't have a choice. Directed by Dirty Harry.
 * The Special Relationship: HBO TV movie about the relationship between Prime Minister Aro and President Jack, with Narcissa and Joyce as their respective wives.
 * Speed Racer: Chris McCandless is a race car driver (as is his Aloof Older Brother Dr. Jack) whose career is supported by his parents, Sully and Louise; and his girlfriend Wednesday Addams.
 * Sphere: Master Shi Fu, Ginger Rothstein, Matron Momma Morton, and Mace Windu are trapped under the ocean with a mysterious liquid metal sphere from the future.
 * Spider Man: The guy from Pleasantville becomes a superhero while his best friend, the drug dealer from Pinapple Express and his father, a fish named Gil, become villains, as does a guy preoccupied with whips and idols, the guy from Sideways, and Eric Forman. He finds two love interests, his main girl Claudia and Operation: Jealousy bait Victoria 2.0.
 * Continuity Reboot: Anton Savarin will do battle with  Xenophilius Lovegood. Pres. Bartlett and Wichita are Eduardo's uncle and love interest, respectively.
 * Splice: The Pianist and Sarah Stanley are a couple of mad scientists who make a pretty Humanoid Abomination.
 * Splitting Heirs: Devon wants to do away with Bob Tully, who was mistaken for an heir.
 * Spy Kids: Tim Scotson and Shilo Wallace rescue their parents Puss N Boots and Silk Spectre I from Nightcrawler and Adrian Monk with the help of their uncles Cheech and Machete, all at the behest of their parents' boss, Danny Ocean.
 * Spy Kids 2: The Island Of Lost Dreams: The kids travel to an island, and their parents search for them with the help of their grandfather Khan and . The kids have to deal with a rival pair of spy siblings (one of whom is Cole Seer's little sister) and Mr. Pink, a slightly Mad Scientist trapped by his Punny Name Mix-and-Match Critters.
 * Spy Kids 3D: Game Over: Tim Scotson goes into a video game in order to save his sisterShilo Wallace. Oh, and Khan is rivals with Rocky Balboa.
 * Spy Kids: All The Time In The World in 4D: Max and Jeff are Action Parents who get kidnapped (presumably) by the evil Ari Gold.
 * The Spy Next Door: Chon Wang is a CIA spy who gets mixed up with his neighbors Hannah Montana's dad and Mayor Hernandez.
 * Stage Beauty: San challenges Ashitaka for female roles in Shakespeare's plays, while Prince Charming finds all of this really amusing.
 * Stand by Me: Matt Hooper recalls when he, as Wesley Crusher, and his best friends (the Young Indiana Jones, Mouth, and the young Detective Woody Hoyt) went on a trip to see a dead boy's body. Along the way, they're menaced by Jack Bauer and his gang.
 * Stardust: Princess Mononoke gets help from a Taxi Driver and menaced by Catwoman. King Lawrence of Arabia and smug trader David Brent also put in appearances.
 * Star Trek: That guy from that Lindsay Lohan movie (which one?), Sylar, Eomer, Ana Maria, Kyle Reese, Shaun (and his Oompah-Loompah sidekick), and Harold go on a mission to save Earth from a widower with memory problems and a need for vengence.
 * Then we find out that Dr. Cameron is Captain Kirk's mother.
 * Also Lydia Deetz is Sylar's mom and Madea is the head of Starfleet Academy. Hilariously, Deetz and Cameron share the same name (Winona).
 * The sequel: The crew fights the villainous Sherlock Smaug.
 * Star Trek: The Motion Picture: The original Enterprise crew is back in their first movie, with Reverend Camden also onboard as they deal with a mysterious alien probe.
 * Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan: Denny Crane's old nemesis, Mr. Rourke, returns with a vengeance, stealing Ed Traxler's ship to try and fulfill it. Galvatron, ultimately, makes the greatest sacrifice. Rebecca Howe also stars as Galvatron's Vulcan protege.
 * Star Trek III the Search For Spock: Denny Crane and his crew defy Starfleet orders to save the newly-resurrected Galvatron, facing Klingon commander Doc Brown along the way.
 * Star Trek IV the Voyage Home: The original crew goes back to Earth to face punishment for their actions in the previous movie, but decide to travel back to 1986 to retrieve two humpback whales when an alien probe (yes, another one), threatens their present planet. Among their difficulties is dealing with marine biologist Annie Camden.
 * Star Trek V the Final Frontier: In this half-baked adventure, the original crew encounters Galvatron's long-lost half-brother Mr. Mooney, who supposedly knows how to reach out to God.
 * Star Trek VI the Undiscovered Country: In their last adventure (with their original actors), the Enterprise crew must help the Klingons negotiate for peace, but things go awry as Klingon Chancellor Ra's Al Ghul is assassinated, and it looks like Federation president Red Boddicker may also be in danger. Also stars Captain Von Trapp as Ghul's military advisor, and Samantha Jones as Spock's Vulcan protege Saavik Valeris,
 * Star Wars - A New Hope: Larry 3000 is a simple farm boy who lives with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine. Meanwhile, an emperor takes over the galaxy and has constructed a formidable "Death Star" capable of destroying whole planets, under the control of the formidable Mufasa. Princess Marie, a leader in the resistance movement, acquires plans of the Death Star, then sends a droid off to find Colonel Nicholson. Larry and Marie later meet a pilot named Indiana Jones.
 * The Phantom Menace: Renton and his mentor Aslan rescue Queen Evee and her lookalikes Elizabeth Swann, Mary Corleone, and Dr. MacTaggert from the evil Toad.
 * Attack of the Clones: Saruman causes problems while new queen Mary handles things at home.
 * Revenge of the Sith: The Mouth of Mobil Ave. requests aid while Palpatine doesn't care what's written on Jules' light saber; Det. Curtis adopts one of Evee's kids.
 * Stay Tuned: Jack Tripper buys a sattellite dish from Principal Rooney (who is really the devil), and then he and his wife, Mindy McConnell, get sucked into TV land.
 * The Stepfather remake: An arrogent plastic surgeon has really high standards for his new stepfamily. Unfortunately for them, they're impossibly high, and when they fail to meet them...
 * The Stepford Wives remake: Simba and Satine move into a picture-perfect suburb and meet their neighbors Winnie Sanderson, Alex Forest and her husband the headless horseman. A Mac, who worked for AOL, is also there.
 * Stone: An anonymous everydude with a dark side (and cornrows!) gets his wife, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, to romance his emotionally fettered parole officer "Ace" Rothstein.
 * Straw Dogs: Mr. Focker is menaced by various creepy locals.
 * 2011 remake: Cyclops and his wife Lois Lane are menaced by Eric Northman and probably a pimp called Lester.
 * Street Kings: Detective Neo works for Idi Amin while being investigated by House because his former partner President Camacho was killed in a robbery gone wrong. The Human Torch helps.
 * Sucker Punch: Violet Baudelaire is thrown into a Bedlam House where she escapes into action-filled fantasies along with an owl, a Catholic school outcast, a nerdy songstress, and a demon's daughter. Also starring an ad man and an aging superheroine.
 * The Sunset Limited: TV movie adaptation of a play by Cormac McCarthy wherein reformed murderer Jules saves Agent K from throwing himself in front of the title train and trying to theologically argue him away from suicide.
 * Superman: Don Vito Corleone of Krypton launches his infant son away from the dying planet, to grow up on Earth. The son grows up into Richard Collier, who has superhuman powers and can fly. Richard falls in love with newspaper reporter Gaia 2.0, and stops the evil Popeye Doyle and Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear from blowing up the West Coast.
 * Superman II: KNEEL BEFORE BERNADETTE!!!
 * Superman Returns as the third evil ex to stop Lester Burnam from creating a new continent out of kryptonite.
 * Superman: Man of Steel: Charles Brandon saves the world for his girlfriend Giselle and his parents The Postman and Judge Hershey as General John Givings orders everyone to KNEEL BEFORE HIM!!!
 * Super Mario Bros.: Eddie Valient and Sid the Sloth star in a not-very-faithful adaptation of the iconic Nintendo game, in which they have to stop Howard Payne from merging his dimension with theirs. Aunt Petunia shows up somewhere.
 * Surrogates: A murderer forces a city's population, including Det. John Maclane, out of their self-imposed Uncanny Valley-Ridiculously-Human Robots-effectively Immortal-bodies.
 * Suspect Zero: Two-Face tracks Gandhi, who has apparently given up on passive resistance completely.
 * Swamp Thing: Leland Palmer is studying plants, but after his research facility is attacked by Kamal Khan and Krug, he is turned into a monster. Wilma (just call her Billie) tries to notify the authorities on the matter.
 * Sweeney Todd:
 * Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Captain Constable Ichabod Scissorhands is a deranged barber who kills people after failing to kill Snape (whose sidekick is none other than Peter Pettigrew), who has a Wife Husbandry plan for Scissorhands' daughter, Meg Giry, but she and Grindelwald are planning to run off with each other, Bellatrix Lestrange bakes the victims into pies out of a strange devotion to him. Borat makes a (fully-clothed) appearance, and even Giles shows up briefly (he would've shown up more, but Burton didn't like the Greek Chorus).
 * Showtime TV movie version (where Sweeny is combined with Pirelli and Judge Turpin into a near-Complete Monster): Gandhi and Patsy have a profitable partnership, but it starts to unravel after Gandhi kills a rich merchant.
 * BBC TV movie version: Beowulf "did it because [he] could, and then [he] couldn't... stop."
 * The Switch (formerly The Baster): Eternally friendzoned Man Child George Bluth switches Rachel Green's supply of Nite Owl II's baby-making material with his own, then meets his remarkably similar yet infinately more mature son seven years later. With The Fly and Mallory Knox as George and Rachel's respective friends.