Trope Pantheons/Weapons

Weaponry

Created in the wake of the ever-growing population of weapon-based War Gods, the House of Weapons is one to be feared. Nearly every wall is lined with swords, axes, boomerangs, and anything that wouldn't make any sense in the real world, but exists solely because of the Rule of Cool.

Vash, God of Marksmanship (Vash the Stampede, The Humanoid Typhoon, The $$60,000,000,000 Man)
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A silver Revolver
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Improbable Marksmanship, Obfuscating Stupidity, Walking the Earth, Technical Pacifism
 * Domains: Peace, Travel, Gunslinging, Destruction (although Vash has this as one of his domains, it is frowned upon), Trickery
 * Followers: Lucky Luke, Train Heartnet, Kirika Yuumura, Irvine Kinneas, Hawkeye, Bullseye, any protagonist in a John Woo movie...ever
 * Allies: Rushuna Tendou, Lockon Stratos, Madlax
 * The other gods were impressed with his skills after watching him shoot both wings off a fly...at 100 meters...with a single bullet...from a revolver. Vash immediately felt bad for the fly and got Lenneth to restore it.
 * Within the space of a few seconds during a friendly challenge, Rushuna could have blasted the gun out of his hand three times, while he groped her five times. She didn't mind.
 * Status for God of Marksmanship was briefly contested by Revolver Ocelot, though Ocelot eventually conceded the match, having gotten a better offer elsewhere.

Cloud Strife, God of Swordsmanship (Spiky, the SOLDIER, Chocobo Head, the Buster Basher)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: His Buster Sword
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Anime Hair, Big Freakin' Swords, Tomatoes In The Mirror, Heroic BSODs, Heroes Prefer Swords,
 * Domains: City, Emotion, Strength
 * Followers: Arngrim (Valkyrie Profile), Inuyasha, Kliff Undersn (Guilty Gear), Mikoto Minagi (Mai-HiME), the Claymores, Setsuna F. Seiei and Saji Crossroad, Siegfried Schtauffen, the Artwaltz family.
 * Allies: Shiki Tohno, Sanger Zonvolt, Asuna "Kagurazaka", Chris Longfield, Fate Testarossa-Harlaown
 * Only those with the largest of swords are worthy of entering his service. Guts left Cloud's service soon after the Eclipse went down and has declared war on demonkind.
 * Lord Chaos' Garland persona contests Cloud's pre-eminence over swords.
 * Both Goemon Ishikawa and Elric of Melnibone have struggled to unseat Cloud for years, each for their own reasons, but neither skill nor doomed blades seem to be a match for the sheer power of a Big Freakin' Sword.
 * Has a friendly rivalry with Rakan, the other god of Swordsmanship. He's not entirely certain why the other guy's there, but the sparing matches are both too awesome and much too enjoyable to complain.
 * Apparently, there are many, many (dashing) swordmasters aiming for his title. Fortunately for Cloud, most of them are too busy to fight him. Allen Schezar never showed up for their duel (was last seen heading for a hotel with one of Clouds high priestesses), Van Fanel forfited the match and dashed off yelling he has to "save her" (whatever that means), Link was reincarnated before their duel could start and Samurai Jack was whisked away by a time portal 5 seconds into the battle. So....yeah, he hasn't really worked to keep his title so far.

Jack Rakan, The Other God of Swordsmanship ("Rakan of the Thousand Blades" "The Ultimate Swordsman" "The Ultimate Mercenary" "The Ultimate Hard Worker" "The Man Who Cannot Die" "The Immortal Fool" "That Damn Guy Who You Can Stab With Swords All You Like And It Won't Do A Damn Thing, Damn it")
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: One Thousand Swords (His Artifact is "The Hero of a Thousand Faces")
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfoilio: Beyond the Impossible, BFS, Blood Sport, Boisterous Bruiser, Field of Blades, Game Breaker, Genius Bruiser, Lightning Bruiser, Obfuscating Stupidity, Obi-Wan Moment(x2), Person of Mass Destruction, Psychic Powers (Mind Reader), Rule of Cool, Trickster Mentor.
 * Domain: Destruction, Glory, War.
 * Allies: Negi Springfield (Student), Evangeline (old friend), Asuna "Kagurazaka" (????), Augus.
 * Enemies: Few live long enough to earn this title, although his blase attitude towards most evil and fun personality don't hurt. Evangeline, while they are old friends... she has a tendency to make serious attempts on his life because he annoyed her. He takes the attacks in good spirits though.
 * Both a former Gladiator and War Veteran Jack Rakan has participated in countless battles that have forged both strength and skill over a period of forty years. Rakan is an exceptional battle analyst as demonstrated when he analyzed Negi's Raiten Taisou and pinpointed it's weaknesses only after observing it once. Despite this fact, everyone is the pantheon still thinks he's an idiot.
 * Joined the Pantheon because he damn well felt like it, and no one has the balls to tell him to leave (and those who do don't really care anyway). Has a friendly rivalry with Cloud, the original god of BFSs, who's really more confused than anything concerning the situation.
 * Augus from the combat house interests him, and even he finds Augus's sword to be amazing despite the size of his own swords. Augus possibly finds Jack worthy of his own blade. The pantheon fears the day they fight all out with each other.

Sokka, God of Boomerangs (Meat and Sarcasm Guy, Wang Fire)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: Boomerang
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Precision Guided Boomerangs, Badass Normals, Genre Savviness
 * Domains: Good, Invention, War
 * Followers: Sango (Inuyasha), Jet Enduro (Wild Arms 3), Cham Cham (Samurai Shodown II) Jio (666 Satan), Captain Boomerang, Crimson Boomerang
 * Allies: Aang, Katara, Toph,
 * Watch his ascension here.

Link, God of Diversified Weaponry (The Hero of Time, The Hero of Winds, The Hero of Twilight, The Hero of Legend, Fairy Boy)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The Triforce
 * Alignment: Varying with each incarnation, but always good.
 * Portfolio: Ancestral Weapons, Arrows on Fire, Chain of Deals, Cosmic Keystones, Fetch Quests, Wordlessness
 * Domains: Courage, Strength, Time, War, Reincarnation
 * Allies: Mega Man, Dirk the Daring
 * Followers: Caim (Drakengard), The Kid (Bastion)
 * Weapon of Choice? Pfft! Whatever Link pulls out of his bag is his Weapon of Choice. Yes...even a big chunk of meat.
 * When the plot calls for it, he has been able to borrow from Kamina's portfolio.
 * Destined to reincarnate in an endless cycle for as long as there is evil. Over the past two thousand years or so has started wearing a green tunic and pointy hat in each life for reasons he isn't sure about - every time he is born, he forgets very nearly everything, to the point of being surprised every time he learns that he is a god. This is just as well, considering the tantrum he threw the last time he didn't. Growing up and collecting all that weaponry is time consuming!

Jackie Chan, God of Improvised Weaponry
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Fist, Foot, Chair, Table, Mop, Ladder, Microwave, Kitchen Sink, Windshield Wipers, etc.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Martial Arts Movie, Improvised Weapons, Hong Kong, Slapstick, Crossdressing, Losing Until He Wins
 * Domains: War, Luck
 * Allies: Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris.
 * Followers: MacGyver, Kirika Yuumura (Noir), Riddick (The Chronicles of Riddick), Frank West (Dead Rising), Jason Bourne (the Bourne series), Rorschach ("Watchmen")
 * Chan, like Despair of the Endless, is always having a "bad day".
 * Appeared outside the House of Weapons shouting "JAAADDDEE!" which the gods initially thought meant a immortality potion. Turned out it was his niece messing with magic again.

Ratchet, God of Firepower
 * Intermediate Deity
 * Symbol: The RYNO, although a wrench is also used.
 * Alignment: Borderline Neutral Good/Chaotic Good (originally Neutral)
 * Portfolio: BFGs, One Man Armies, Massive Firepower, Stuff Blowing Up
 * Domains: Destruction, Good, Protection, Arsenal
 * Followers: Dieci, The Engineer
 * Ratchet has a friendly rivalry with Link over who has claim to the most diverse arsenal. Vash admires Ratchet's efforts to save the galaxy, but frowns upon the destruction that frequently follows in his wake.
 * Oftentimes confronts Max Jenius, God of Rocket Swarms, over whose Macross Missile Massacres are more spectacular.

Duke Nukem, God of Nukes
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A nuclear symbol
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Badass, Rated "M" for Manly, Nukes, Cool Shades, Vaporware, Saved From Development Hell
 * Domains: War, Chaos, Good, Sloth
 * Allies: Bandit Keith, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 * Followers: Babes.
 * Against almost impossible odds, Duke finally got redeemed and ascended back into the pantheon proper due to actual release of Duke Nukem Forever, despite almost everybody debunking that happening as impossible. His response at his point of re-entry? "ALWAYS bet on the Duke!"
 * Unfortunately, he was less powerful than before due to not really living up the expected hype of return. However, his return was still met with much applause, at least he crawled himself back from Development Hell!

Simon Belmont, God of Whipping
 * Theme Song: Vampire Killer
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Vampire Killer Whip, plus a Holy Cross nearby.
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Whips, Vampire Hunting, Only Needs A Whip, Subweapon, And Mad Skillz To Do His Job, Better Look With The Help Of Ayami Kojima
 * Domains: War, Vampire, Whip, Family, Vow.
 * Followers: His whole Belmont clan, Franziska von Karma (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney), Robert Freeman (The Boondocks), Indiana Jones
 * He and his followers are in constant strife with Dracula and his followers. Franziska is generally exempt from the fighting, preferring to prosecute their collective foes.
 * Additional testimony from Franziska reveals that she refuses to whip dead people, thus suggesting that she wouldn't take part in any actions alongside the Belmont clan. Regarding the rebuttal that the undead are not truly dead, it is inconclusive, but records show that she has never whipped Godot...
 * Currently wonders why these days he looked like Light Yagami...
 * Has a brother named Simone, whom he disowned for largely derailing his image. Any mentions of that big, oafish gaywad has became Simon's Berserk Button and it's one of the reasons why he hates Kevin Keene, because he didn't recognize his true self as Simon Belmont and thought Simone is Simon all along.

Nathan Spencer, God of Grappling Hooks (Rad, Bionic Commando, Major)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His bionic arm, his shades
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Grappling Hooks, Cybernetics, Building Swinging, One Man Armies
 * Domains: War, Technology, Air
 * Followers: Any character with a grappling gun or swinging implement who is not a god on this pantheon
 * Allies: Simon Belmont, Link, Batman, Spider-Man, James Bond, Samus Aran
 * Many competed for his position in the pantheon, but he just slapped the grappling gun out of each challenger's hand and said "swing now." Every challenger hung his/her head in shame and walked away.
 * His followers have a slight rivalry with Mario's followers over the superiority of swinging over jumping.
 * Doesn't like it when people bring up the dreadlocks... or the moustache.

Shayera Hol, Goddess of Blunt Weaponry (Hawkgirl)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: A morning star
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Weapons That Smash Things, Super Heroes, Solving Problems By Whacking Them, Wings, Sublimating Her Passions With That Big Honkin' Mace
 * Domain: Sky, War, Destruction, Strength
 * Followers: Rock (Soul Calibur), Roran Stronghammer

Cu Chulainn, Lord of the Spear (Lancer)
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: Gae Bolg
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral, though he was originally Chaotic Neutral. He blames Type Moon for this shift (though not that he regrets it).
 * Portfolio: Spears, Big Damn Heroes, Friendly Enemy, Fragile Speedster, Would-Be Berserkers, Blood Knight, Blue Hair, Laid Back, Merry Teasing, Hidden Identity Covered With Class Name.
 * Domain: War, Battle, Order, Loyalty, Spiritual Heroes
 * Followers: Kain Highwind (Final Fantasy IV), Erio Mondial (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha), Trull Sengar (Malazan Book of the Fallen), Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy IX).
 * Allies: Kan'u & Kannu Unchou, Signum, Naoki Kashima.
 * Cu Chulainn was elevated into this status since his death, but nobody took notice. Until Unlimited Blade Works, whereas he earns the notice of the Goddess of Zettai Ryouiki, Tohsaka Rin, who in turn help him restore his fame.
 * Likes to spar. Kenpachi has taken a slight liking to sparring him, but not as much as he fights Absolute Virtue (whom Lancer is also an avid sparring opponent). Kenpachi says "At least he lasts better than a certain clown Arrancar"
 * On the other hand, after being elevated by Rin, his other 'activity' is teasing other women. His favorite teasing victim is Signum, because 1. He likes breaking The Stoic. 2. She fights good as a sparring partner. 3. He feels like they're destined to fight since the past, except last time, he remembered riding some sort of giant, and she had an angelic giant...
 * Somehow Naoki Kashima managed to get him as one of his allies in a very rough fight to test the abilities of one of his followers, Serph. In return, Naoki manages to suggest him an Axe Reaver spear to battle Barbatos Goetia.
 * Nearly lost his position after one event of being constantly killed for laughs all the time, something that even makes Kenny wince. He managed to reverse the events and even survived a bone crushing volleyball crash on the head that had Kyosuke Nanbu impressed that he retains his position.

Shiki Nanaya, God of Knife Wielders
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A deceptively harmless-looking fruit knife over a broken chair.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Neutral Evil as his own entity)
 * Portfolio: Knife Wielders, Possessors of Evil Eyes, Superpowered Evil Sides, Severely Screwed-Up Families, Awesome Powers With Equally "Awesome" Drawbacks
 * Domains: Chaos, Madness, Death, Suffering
 * Allies: Cloud Strife
 * Followers: Belphegor (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!), Edge (Rival Schools), Belarus (Axis Powers Hetalia)
 * Operates with a smaller set of weaponry than Cloud Strife, but is able to match him in divine power due to his ability to kill anything with his knife, including existence itself. This makes Shiki a very dangerous god, and he becomes ten times more dangerous if his "Nanaya" personality takes over.
 * Really, really, really hates chairs. His other self is Shiki Tohno.
 * Shiki Ryougi is just as powerful when it comes to knives (even sporting a more potent version of his Mystic Eyes), but he gets the job since he uses knives exclusively. She sometimes uses a katana, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's still awesome.

Donkey Kong, God Of Strange Ammo And Barrel Throwing
 * Theme song: The Donky Kong Country Theme.
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A Barrel with the letters DK on it
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good (except when opposing Mario; then he is more on the evil side)
 * Portfolio: Bamboo Technology, Funny Animals, Theme Tune Rap, Power Of Music, Rhythm Games
 * Domains: Animal, Jungle, Strength
 * A number of Gods doubted the effectiveness of using fruits as weapons. Donkey Kong personally taught them one thing about coconuts: they hurt like crap.
 * Gets harassed from time to time by another Kong who claims to be a King. DK's response can be roughly summarized as "barrel to the face."
 * His temple is rather empty since Cranky Kong spends most of his time there, ranting about how he could have fulfilled DK's godly duties a thousand times better than him back in his prime.
 * Often gets into fights with Mario for a variety of reasons.

Edge, God Of Opportunists and Tables, Ladders and Chairs (The Rated R-Superstar, The Ultimate Opportunist, Adam Copeland)
 * Theme Song: "Metalingus"
 * Lesser God.
 * Symbol: An MPAA R-rating logo inside a star
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Professional Wrestling, Gimmick Matches, Face Heel Turns, Cheating, Kicking Them While They Are Down, Waiting for the Right Moment to Strike, Bad Boys Who Get All The Girls
 * Domains: Competition, Glory, Trickery, Sex, Metal
 * Was sent to Hell by The Undertaker but somehow cheated him into sending him here. Rest assured, the Deadman will find him.
 * Ascended by using Money in the Bank against John Bradshaw Layfield, making him a mere mortal while securing his own spot in the pantheon.
 * He accended from Demigod to Lesser God after spearing The Gooker during the 8-Man Hell In A Cell Elimination match that determined the God of Pro Wrestling. He didn't win the match, but simply dealing a powerfull blow to the Disgraces was enough to grant him enough appreciation from the Pantheon.
 * The House of Love keeps a close eye on Edge. To say that they are annoyed by the fact that he has slept with many of the female members of the Pantheon who were already in a relation would be an understatement.
 * Edge has mastered the art of opportunism to perfection. He has been able to spear many dieties in a great variety of moments, sutch as during deep kisses, funerals, bathroom breaks, meetings, conserts, rousing speeches, recently earned victories, during the jumpscare of a screamer, birthdays etc etc. He has even given advice to ninjas of the Pantheon.
 * He is still in good relations with friend/brother Christian. Claims to be a "pseudo-vampire" during his time in the Brood.
 * As of 4/11/12 he has stopped wrestling due to a number of injuries. However, that doesn't mean he hasn't stopped becoming a master manipulator.

Millia Rage, Goddess of Weaponized Hair
 * Theme Song: Writhe in Pain
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: The Assassin Syndicate logo, slashed down the middle
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Prehensile Hair, Orphans, Former Assassins, Musical References
 * Domains: Fury, Limbo, Revenge
 * Allies: Litchi Faye Ling, Bayonetta
 * Tries to stay away from pretty much everyone else in the Pantheons, though with her wild hair, her good looks, and her...erm...agile fighting style, she's fairly popular (especially with Dante).
 * Secretly brought along her pet cats, and plays with them whenever she gets some time alone.
 * Some believe that Golden Darkness would able to take over this position in the Pantheon, if she actually tried to do it.
 * Recently likes visiting Litchi's hospital and share stories, often comparing their tales together. Millia is rather fond with her as a friend. Some say that Millia went VERY Not So Stoic than usual in her attempt to save her from GUAE.

Vita, Goddess of Hammers (Wolkenritter, The Iron Hammer Knight) ""Bring it on.""
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Her hat, with Graf Eisen nearby.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Hammer-Induced Deaths, Determinators, Nice Hat, Goth Loli, Berserk Button.
 * Domains: Weapon, Hammer, Loyalty, War.
 * Allies: Signum, Guy Shishioh, Nanoha, Fate
 * Followers: Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), King Dedede (Kirby), Triple H (WWE)
 * NOBODY messes with her hat. Anyone who does so shall receive a messy hammer-induced death. Not even the God of Hat Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th himself, though he avoided the messy hammer-induced death part.
 * As the Goddess of Hammers, it is prophesized that she will one day wield the Goldion Crusher when Guy is absent. A lot doubts that such a little loli can carry such thing. Vita's response?


 * Recently it has been revealed that Vita has blessed the next PSP Successor by engraving it with her name.

Lockon Stratos, God of Sniping (Neil Dylandy, Stupid Sexy Lockon)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Orange Haro with word bubble "Lockon, Lockon, Lockon"
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Sniping The Target with Catch Phrase, Big Fragging Sniper Rifle, Big Brother Mentor, Obi Wans, Eyepatch of Power, Grasping The Sun, Revenge
 * Domains: Weapon, War, Guns, Range
 * Allies: Vash the Stampede, Excellen Browning,
 * Enemy: Ali Al-Saachez
 * Followers: Kurz Weber (Full Metal Panic), Yoko Littner (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann), Sniper Wolf, The End (Metal Gear Solid), Michel Blanc (Macross Frontier), Maya Toumi (Fafner in the Azure: Dead Agressor), The Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Mana Tatsumiya (Mahou Sensei Negima), Linda-058 (Halo), Mordecai (Borderlands), Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect), Craig Boone (Fallout: New Vegas), Miki Tamase (Muv Luv Alternative), Irvine Kinneas (Final Fantasy VIII), The White Tights (Russian urban legend), Duke Togo (Golgo 13)
 * Before leaving the mortal world, Lockon has designated that is to take over his name. He's doing a good job so far in spreading his teaching in the mortal world.
 * He is criticized by the God of Revenge Abandonment Mikagami Tokiya for latching too much into revenge, which caused his downfall from Ali Al Saachez, and he'd never prevail if he continues to think about Revenge. Lockon seemed to have learnt his lesson, further fueled after watching his saying the same thing in the mortal world.

Simon the Digger, God of Drills (Captain Garlock/Starlock)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The Core Drill
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Humongous Mecha, Shouting Attack Names, Cool Ships, General Purpose Badassery, Weaponized Drills Beyond the Impossible.
 * Domains: War, Courage, Metal, Moon, Emotion
 * High Priest: Tetsuya Onodera
 * Followers: Mr. Driller, Andros the Red Space Ranger, and Ronny the Yellow Overdrive Ranger, Drill Man (Mega Man 4), Subject Delta and the Big Daddies (Bioshock), Jill (Drill Dozer)
 * Allies: Kamina, Sigmund Freud (who is always trying to convince Simon that his drills represent a certain... something), Hayato Jin, Yurika Kirishima (she is the Goddess of Drill Hair, after all), Honda Tadakatsu.
 * Simon was originally the mortal companion and, later, prophet of Kamina (Who The Hell Do You Think He Is?!), God of Boasting and Speeches, and continues to do Kamina's work by wandering the universe righting wrongs and lifting spirits with the souls of his followers fighting at his side. He is prophesied to one day surpass Kamina in might and badassitude.
 * Simon is the equal and opposite force to Shinji Ikari, God of Psychosis. Though there exists no antipathy between the two gods, it is believed that should they ever meet, disaster would most surely befall the universe as Shinji's pure EMO and Simon's pure GAR cancel each other out in a massive matter/anti-matter reaction.
 * It is said that when Shinji unwillingly initiates the end times and before Kamina reshapes the universe with his unyielding power of awesome, Simon's drill shall pierce the raw firmament, carving out a space for the new universe to exist in.

Abbadon the Despoiler, Lord Of WMD's, Planet Busters, etc.
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Eye of Horus
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Earthshattering Kaboom, Nuke'Em, There Is No Kill Like Overkill, Weapon of Mass Destruction
 * Allies: Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle
 * Followers: Grand Moff Tarkin, Dr. Rodney McKay
 * Personally commissioned the Planet Killer as his personal flagship and captured several of the Imperium's Blackstone Fortresses during the last Black Crusade. If this doesn't reflect a healthy obsession with big stuff (like planets) exploding, nothing does. Liable to be strangled by Status Quo Is God, however.
 * Also has ready access to cyclonic torpedoes, the Life Eater virus, antimatter torpedoes, nukes, and things that produce Negative Space Wedgies.

Marcus Fenix, God of Chainsaws
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: Crimson Omen
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Chainsaws, Badasses, Perpetual Frowners, Powered Armour, Heroes 'Damaged' by War
 * Domains: War, Courage
 * Allies: Dominic Santiago, Augustus Cole, Damon Baird, Anya Stroud (in game), the Doom Guy, Master Chief, the Adeptus Astartes (in the Pantheon), Jack Cayman,
 * Leads the elite Special Ops team Delta Squad, which is often employed by the Pantheon when they need a four-man team to fight impossible odds and kick said odds' asses.

Max Jenius, God of Missile Swarms (Max Sterling)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: UN Spacy Logo
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Ace Pilots, HUGE swarms of missiles which fire in several directions before converging on the target, Ensemble Darkhorses, Transforming Mecha
 * Domains: War, Speed, Space
 * Followers: Kei Katsuragi {Super Dimension Century Orguss) A multitude of former Ravens
 * Enemies: Char Aznable, Carl Macek
 * Was a strong contender for Char Aznable's position of God of Mecha Pilots, but while he's probably the better pilot, Char won due to style. The pair's rivalry continues.
 * Carl Macek once sought to obtain his power - the attempt resulted in the creation of an alternate-reality version of himself called Max Sterling.

Emiya Shirou, God of Weapon Fabrication (Archer)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A black cog
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Anti Heroes, Deflector Shields, Dual-Wielding, Energy Weapon, Field of Blades, Trick Arrow Shooting, Weapons Kitchen Sink, Saving others at his own expense
 * Domains: Artifice, Creation, Protection, War, Swords
 * Followers: Q (James Bond), Yumil and Tia (Avalon Code), Watts (World of Mana)
 * Allies: Archer, Tohsaka Rin, Sayaka Miki
 * Clones: "Archer"
 * Emiya Shirou's status as a Lesser God is the result of him being split between himself and his Future Badass self, . The two cannot approve of each other, but if they ever came to terms, Shirou would become twice as powerful.

Huang Zhong, God of Archery
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The flag of the Shu kingdom
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Archery Mastery, Cool Old Guys
 * Domains: War, Army, Emotion
 * Followers: Green Arrow, Pit (Kid Icarus), Legolas (Lord of the Rings), Sun Shang Xiang (...Three Kingdoms), Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
 * Mortal Rival: Xiahou Yuan
 * Allies: Ishida, Rosa, Robin Hood
 * Somewhere in his temple, therein lies a beautiful mom-shell of a priestess of Huang Zhong named Shion, but renamed into his name and also inherited most of his skills. Considering that honor, other Gods have placed bets that Huang Zhong is actually a Dirty Old Man.

EXCALIBUR, God of Swords
 * Symbol: Sword rising out of the water, shining bright
 * Aligment: Presumed Lawful Good
 * Domains: Swords. Swords. Magic Swords.
 * Ascended sometime during the twelfth century.
 * Excalibur is not really a fully sentient God, but rather a semi-sentiant weapon. THE weapon. Any sword ever created carries within a small spark from Excalibur. It's insane power and large influence on the universe (being able to cut trough anything - ANYTHING!!!) however, firmy cemented it's position in the Pantheon of War.
 * Being semi-intelligent, Excalibur doesn't really do much in the Pantheon....it just..stands there and sometimes picks it's wielder.
 * Normally it would be placed in the vault, but since it IS semi-sentient - and since no one daresto try to move it when it doesn't want to - it currently stays where it is.
 * Occasionaly it will send one of it's many avatars to help mortals in their struggles. Interestingly enough, all of his avatars seem to look different and have varying levels of power. One of his avatars has lately been seen in posession of Arturia.
 * Currently wielded by Capricorn Shura, guardian of his temple.
 * Batman has recently been sucking up to Excalibur, as he plans to use it against Mister Rogers if he ever turns bad. He didn't need to, because Excalibur loves Batman.
 * Batman has recently been sucking up to Excalibur, as he plans to use it against Mister Rogers if he ever turns bad. He didn't need to, because Excalibur loves Batman.

Laguna Loire, God of Dakka (The Man With The Machine Gun)
 * Theme Song: The Man With The Machine Gun
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The flag of Esthar
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Porfolio: Eccentric Authority Figures, Hyperspace Arsenals, Multi Ranged Masters, Adorkable Hero, Wave Motion Guns, Lasers
 * Domains: Firearms, War, Heroics
 * Ascended after his appearance in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy made him one of the most prominent Adaptational Badasses of the series. Loves to talk to his worshippers about his adventures, even if much of what he says doesn't come out the way he means.
 * Once took Ratchet and Attenborough out to the rifle range and challenged them to see who could hit the most targets. A commitee is being held to determine if the incident could finally qualify as proof of the existence of "too much dakka".

Elric of Melnibone, God of Cursed Weapons
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A black sword with red runes on it's blade
 * Alignment: Chaotic Angsty
 * Followers: Cervantes (Soul Calibur), Coin (Sourcery)
 * Allies: Arthas (Warcraft)
 * Resents Cloud's position as God of Swordsmanship, but has deferred to him since his own elevation to the Pantheon.
 * Sometimes places Arthas as his stand-in so that he can resume Walking the Earth in disguise for a time. This has become a bit harder to do in recent times due Arthas embracing the Lich King more and more.

Soul Edge, God of Weapons That Control People
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Himself
 * Alignment:Chaotic Evil
 * Domains: Evil, Demonic Possession, Haminess, Fire
 * Followers: Cervantes (Soul Calibur), Ragnarok (Soul Eater)
 * Allies: Sephiroth(his current weilder)
 * Enemies: Soul Calibur, Cloud, Shang Tsung
 * Soul Edge plans to use Sephiroth's power to kill Shang Tsung and steal his souls, thus granting him the power of a Greater God.

Mega Man, God of Power Replication (The Blue Bomber, The Super Fighting Robot, Rockman)
 * Demigod (when not upgraded)
 * Symbol: His blue helmet
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Variable Weapon Systems, Arm Cannons, Ridiculously-Human Robots, Super-Powered Robot Meter Maids
 * Followers: Mega Man X, Zero, Vent, Aile, Grey, Ashe, Mega Man Volnutt (nee Trigger, who follows Mega Man out of a sense of peer pressure more than apropriateness), Hub "Mega Man" Hikari, Geo Stellar/Omega-Xis, Soma Cruz, Tsukasa Kadoya, Marisa Kirisame, Kirby, Spiritia Rosenberg, and an army of Smeargle.
 * Domain: City, Protection, Law, Good
 * Allies: Dr. Light, Astro Boy
 * Enemies: Dr. Wily

Revy, Goddess of Guns Akimbo (Two-Hands, Rebecca)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: Her custom Berettas
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Guns Akimbo, Sociopathic Heroines, Frequent Swearing
 * Domains: Destruction, Death, Evil, Guns
 * Followers: Yuna (Final Fantasy X-2)
 * Enemies: Teana Lanster (who, although she uses a similar combat style, frowns upon Revy's callous and violent methods)
 * Some members of the Pantheon likes to compare her to Lara Croft at times. None of them dares to do it in Revy's precense due to her short temper, though.
 * Her opponents have grown used to not trying to Badass Boast when fighting her. She often takes it as the perfect opportunity to load them full of bullets.
 * Since they belong to different factions (GUAG and GUAE), Revy often fights against Noel Vermillion whenever they cross paths.

Attenborough, God of Beam Spam (Beamspam McMuppet)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: His striped shirt
 * Alignment: Chaotic Stupid
 * Portfolio: Being hammy, shooting tons and tons of lasers at the enemy, attacking without regard of plan, being deliberately uglier than most of the cast, actually managing to achieve enough dakka
 * Domains: Chaos, Good, Lasers, Rebellion
 * Allies: Simon the Digger, Kamina, Yoko Littner

Black Bolt, God of Voice Weapons (Blackagar Boltagon, King of the Inhumans)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His helmet on the Inhumans insignia.
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Ground-breaking Whisper, The Voiceless, Blessed with Suck, Flight, Strength And Durability.
 * Domains: Weapons, Sound, Space
 * Followers: Black Canary (DCU)
 * Although he is only an Intermediate God, Black Bolt is listed as one of the men capable of destroying the Pantheon. That is, if he ever shouts on the level of BRIAN BLESSED! He never wants to, though.

Roronoa Zoro, God of Dual-Wielding and Cutlass Between the Teeth (Pirate Hunter, Mr. Bushido, Kenshi-San, Demon Cutter Zoro, Supernova)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: 3 Swords, or Green Dragon, his jolly roger
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Badass, Way of the Samurai, The Lancer, No Sense of Direction, Holding More Than One Sword In Battle (Sometimes on the mouth too)
 * Domains: Piracy, War, Strength, Honor, SWORDS!
 * Allies: Luffy, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Tony Tony Chopper, Nico Robin, Franky, Brook, Cloud Strife, Jack Rakan, Date Masamune
 * Opposed by: "Hawk-Eyes" Mihawk, Tashigi, Sanji
 * Once was thought to be the God of Bushido, but it turns out he just got lost on his way to this house and stumbled there. Once he realized what the hell just happened, he quickly corrected the mistake and finally located himself here. It took him about 100 tries, but he finally made it.
 * Don't even ask on how many swords Zoro can wield in one battle. The answer? It's over NINE THOUSAAAAANDDD!!!
 * Occasionally seen with several of his close friends, including the God of Pirates, the Goddess of History, the God of Violin, and the God of Cool Boats.
 * Erza Scarlet objected to his appointment as the God of Dual-Wielding, as not only does she dual-wield often, she sometimes quadruple-wields or goes even further. As a result, she challenged him to a duel, which is still ongoing.

Dennis Mitchel, God of Slingshots (Dennis the Menace)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A slingshot superimposed over a broken window
 * Alignment: Chaotic neutral
 * Portfolio: Bratty Half-Pint, Brats with Slingshots, those who drop in to others' homes at random, those who are Curious as a Monkey
 * Domains: Slingshots
 * Spends most of his time pranking the older gods
 * All the Houses and vehicles have switched to reinforced windows since the sudden spike in "mysterious and coincidental" breakages that happened when he arrived.
 * Was just challenged to a duel by Sogeking, sometime helper of the God of Pirates. Sogeking claims that he is a much better wielder of a slingshot than Dennis and points to his exploits on Enies Lobby as proof. He plans to move from there to challenging Lockon Stratos for the position of God of Snipers. At which point he might hand things over to Usopp...
 * Dennis is not worried, as he is receiving support from the Council of Shadows, who are concerned about a pirate takeover attempt of the pantheon. Besides, Dennis thinks he fits the stereotype of the slingshot user better, and as such expects backup from elsewhere if need be.

Tsukasa Kadoya, God of Using Allies as Weapons  (Kamen Rider Decade, Decade, Destroyer of Worlds)
 * Theme Song: Journey Through The Decade
 * Lesser God (due to calling in favours)
 * Symbol: The Kamen Rider Decade Symbol
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Body Horror/ Shapeshifter Weapon, Good at everything… except taking pictures!, The Archer, BFS, BFG.
 * Domains: Weapons, Portal (Alt), Courage.
 * Followers: Bobobo Bo Bo Bo, G1 Starscream and Soundwave (which doesn’t sit well with Tsukasa as he’s trying to throw off the villainous image)
 * Allies: The Toku Base, which he remains a member of but has given up his Patron Saint title in favour of ascending. Also Mega Man and Ichigo Momomiya.
 * After having to die and be revived by his allies to ensure that people who would have otherwise stayed dead come back to life, the Pantheon recognised that this combined with the fact that Tsukasa has save billions upon billions of people as a result allowed Tsukasa to ascend. Has usable and/or blank cards for most, if not all of the pantheon members' universes, and the members themselves.
 * Tsukasa is occasionally accompanied by fellow Toku Base members and Kamen Riders Yuuske and Natsumi, the latter usually to stop Tsukasa from getting big headed.
 * Ichigo Momomiya clashed with Tsukasa when he first ascended due to seeing him as a Canon Sue. After helping her foil a sneak attack by an agent of Berii’s the two have become friends. Berii's last words after her plan was foiled was  "ONORE DICKEIDO!!" 
 * Even with his ascension, his pictures are still poor quality.
 * For all the worlds that Tsukasa and his fellow travelers have gone to, not once have they met any group, let alone Earth Prime's group of Sliders led by Quinn Mallory
 * Seems to be making as much of a mark as he can in the Pantheon... which giving that this was essential in reviving him last time, seems to be Tsukasa being paranoid

Baran Doban, God of Flails
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol (And theme song): The Bemidoban, with its flail ready, and seemingly singing "Ware koso waaa... Ware koso waaa... BARAN DOBAN!"
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Flails Swinging Faster Than The Speed Of Sound, Boisterous Bruiser, Badass Cool Old Guy, Humongous Mecha, Worthy Opponent
 * Domains: Weapons, War, Honor.
 * Allies: Sanger Zonvolt
 * Baran Doban 3:16 - "If a Super Robot-sized wrecking ball smashing you upside the face faster than the speed of sound isn't the purest definition of Epic Flail, well what were you thinking!?"

Sakuya Izayoi, God of Knife-Throwing (Perfect Elegant Maid, PAD-chou)
 * Theme Song: Lunar Clock - Luna Dial
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: The Luna Dial
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Throwing Lots and Lots of Knives in a short time, Ninja Maid, Elegance In Battle, White-Haired Pretty Girl.
 * Domains: Knives, Time, Servtitude
 * Allies: Dio Brando, Dracula (who still kept her mistress), Shiki Nanaya, Elenore Baker, Hong Meiling, Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame
 * She is the finest there is for Dio's students. Like Dio, she also dislikes Terumi Yuuki since his tirade against vampires also goes to her mistress Remilia.

Kogasa Tatara, Goddess of Umbrellas
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: A Karakasa
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Parasol of Pain, Mismatched Eyes, The Chew Toy, Surprisingly Popular Character, Crappy Powers which are Actually Awesome, Recurring Boss, Moe
 * Domains: Umbrellas, Surprises
 * Followers: The Penguin, Princess Peach Toadstool, Gintama Kagura
 * Just who is better suited to represent parasols used as a weapon than a living parasol able to deliver a lot of pain?
 * However everyone in the Pantheon was greatly surprised to learn of her deification. Admit it, you are too.

Yuri Lowell, God of Unorthodox Fighting
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A giant glowing feather-sword-thing
 * Alignment: Chaotic Awesome
 * Portfolio: Choice of Two Weapons, Superlative Dubbing (and Voice of Troy Baker), Cool Sword, Katanas Are Just Better, Bishonen, Gender Blender Name, Blood Knight, Dance Battler, Knight in Sour Armor
 * Domains: Unorthodox Fighting
 * Followers: Unknown
 * Allies: Rita Mordio, Repede

Adell, God of Fist Fighting (Battle Freak)
 * Theme Song: "Sinful Rose"
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His glove wreathed in flames
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Fist Fighting, Playing with Fire, Freak Magnets, Blood Knights, Honor Before Reason
 * Domains: Law, Good, Fire, War, Protection.
 * Followers: Unknown
 * Contracted Life Partner: Rozalin
 * Allies: Zuko, Kamina, Vulkan, Bang Shishigami, Fuschia, Raspberyl, Ieyasu Tokugawa, as well as most gods of Martial Arts.
 * Enemies: Overlord Zenon, Laharl and Etna (to a certain degree).
 * His goal in life is to defeat Overlord Zenon. He normaly would stand a good chanse, if Zenon didn't posses Rozalin, that is.
 * Though he doesn't call them enemies, he does feel uneasy around the precense of Morrigan and Lilith Aensland due to some bad experiences he has had with succubi in the past. He also seem to be one of the few people in the Pantheon who can resist their charms.

Axe Cop, God of Axe-Wielding and Decapitation
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His sunglasses
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good- his methods are very unorthodox
 * Portfolio: Axe-Wielding, Manliness, Chopping Your Head Off
 * Domains: Good, Justice, War
 * Followers: Unknown
 * Allies: All good guys
 * Enemies: All bad guys
 * Axe Cop was instantly allowed into the Pantheon after defeating Chuck Norris without taking a single hit.

Anji Mito, God of Battle Fans
 * Theme Song: Fuuga
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The Zessen fan
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Paper Fan of Doom, Guys With Glasses, Walking Shirtless Scene, Amiability With Fun, Knowledge-Seeker, Rare Japanese
 * Domain: Weapons, War, Personal Appearance
 * Followers: Kitana (Mortal Kombat)
 * Allies: Baiken (Who's yet to be deified), Mai Shiranui, Jecht, Litchi Faye-Ling
 * Took the spot due to an unfortunate event that befell of his competition (which was out of her control). Anji granted her a place as his follower in compensation. Besides, his fans can grow in size, generate ki, wind, lightning... and perhaps decapitation can become an option if Anji wanted.
 * Also another reason for him to be here is to protect Baiken who's still in mortal coils. Not that she needed it... but still.
 * Due to the events in the Pantheon, Anji is considered to be Litchi's rival. They used to be friends when she's in the GUAE, but while she left (because she was unwilling in the first place), Anji opted to stay and still sought for the secret of That Man from GUAE. There are rumors that one day he may be ordered to retrieve her back...
 * Has been attracting those of opposite sex for some reason. Jecht finally thinks he's got a competition, but claims Anji's got a long way to go in terms of Memetic Sex.

Gilgamesh, God of Wielding Multiple Weapons At Once (The Frenzied Swordsman, The Ancient Man of Mystery)
 * Theme Song: Clash on the Big Bridge
 * Demigod
 * Alignment: Varies, usually Chaotic though.
 * Symbol: The Excalibur...or is that the Excalipoor?
 * Portfolio: HAMMINESS, Swords (and many other types of weapons), Collecting, Samurai, Having Many Arms, Villainous Shapeshifting, Rivalries with Worthy Opponents, Traveling Between Worlds Aimlessly
 * Domains: Weapons, Collecting, Rivalry, Hamminess
 * Allies: Link
 * Enemies: Exdeath
 * Ascended after Dissidia 012 finally made him playable after years of cameos in other games in his universe. His followers insist his name be spelled in all capital letters, unless one is referring to a "Gilgamesh" other than this one.
 * A wall in his chambers hosts his collection of rare and powerful weapons from across the universe. Gilgamesh claims to own the weapons of every other member of the Pantheon, despite the fact that they mostly retain such weapons for their personal use. Investigation into this revealed Gilgamesh's copies of the weapons to be counterfeit, but he hasn't been informed of this yet as he's too busy gazing lovingly at them.
 * His four main weapons when he battles are the Zantetsuken, a copy of the Masamune, the Excalibur, and the Excalipoor. He also tends to just grab random weapons off his wall. He's lost more than a few fights due to his tendency to do this and leap into battle without paying attention to what weapon he's actually using.
 * When asked why he keeps the useless Excalipoor around and doesn't just throw it away, Gilgamesh explains he fears he'll get it mixed up with the Excalibur and will accidentally dispose of the wrong one. Those who have followed his exploits note that he's almost always looking for the Excalibur in whatever world he visits even if he found it in a previous world, and suspect this mix-up to be the reason why.
 * Has a complex relationship with Exdeath, God of Evil Trees, in the Nature Pantheon. Having formerly been a bungling second-in-command to him, Gilgamesh is referred to by Exdeath as "that useless fool". Gilgamesh however harbors no enmity towards his former superior and has thanked him for banishing him to the Void and allowing him to travel to other worlds for sword collection. When Exdeath responded by offering to do it again, Gilgamesh fled.
 * Also on rough terms with many of the gun-favoring gods, since he wants a real battle when he fights and finds himself robbed of that chance when firearms become involved over melee weapons.
 * Not to be confused with Gilgamesh, God of Self-Grandization in the House of Mentalism. The two briefly crossed swords, ending with one of the Gilgameshes fleeing and the other being impressed enough with his skills to not pursue him. Though those who have heard the tale are confused over which of them ran, people who know this Gilgamesh understand entirely.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi, God of Using Human Bodies As Weapons (Gorilla)
 * Intermediate God
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Symbol: Toyotomi Clan crest... with his Power Fist clenched upwards
 * Portfolio: Large and In Charge, Bad Guys With Honors, Power Fist, Grabbing Allies And Smacking Enemies With Them, Grapplers, Not-So-Good Light, Well-Intentioned Extremist
 * Domains: War, Weapons, 'Friendship'
 * Allies: Ishida Mitsunari, Dian Wei, Raoh
 * Enemies: Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa Ieyasu
 * Rose from the grave due to the efforts of his trusted vassal Ishida Mitsunari. Hideyoshi plans to resume his conquest... as well as vengeance on Ieyasu who killed him.
 * He actually sought interest in the Disgraces section. That is, the Gods over there just serves as humanoid bodies to be used by him in smacking his foes. Though his bare fists are no slouch either.
 * Has a friendly rivalry with Raoh. Due to their stances within the GUAE and GUAG, they often come to blows... and respect each others' strength.

Teemo, God of Blow Guns. (The Swift Scout)
 * Lesser God.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Symbol: An explosive green mushroom.
 * Portfolio: Cute creatures that can kill you at the blink of an eye, gentle people who snaps when pushed, addorable maniacs, kind guys who goes ballisitc when needed.
 * Domains: Nature, Stealth.
 * Allies: Pikachu, Tristana, Jerry, Superman, moogles.
 * Enemies: Hexxus.
 * Despite being one of the kindest gods in the Pantheon, most knows not to get on his bad side. The last person who decided to mook him one night in the House of Food ended up looking like a hedgehog...if its spines were made of poison darts.
 * Has been hanging around with Pikachu for a wile. Considering that his precense makes Teemo calmer and happier, sevral dieties has encouraged this newfound relation.
 * When the word spread that he had joined the GUAG, the GUAE decided to increase their budget on mine sweeping and stealth detectors 7 times above the previous budget. Considering the damage that his mushrooms can cause and how well he can hide in comparision to most gods, the forces of evil considers this a necesary meassure.
 * A look in his wardrobe once revealed a large collection of Superman comics along with a Yordle-sized Superman costume and a custom-made blow gun made of steel. And now a silent moment for the person who revealed this info...

Jagi, God of Pragmatic Combat, Black Sheep, and Easily Beaten Threats
 * Demi God (Jagi is an unstoppable monster when up against most people. Unfortunately for him, no one in the Pantheon counts as most people.)
 * Symbol: His helmet in either it's black and gold or black and red color schemes with his shotguns displayed behind it in an X formation
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil/ A rather Dark shade of Chaotic Neutral when near Anna.
 * Portfolio: Underhanded Fighting, Failed attempts at greatness, Unrepentant Bastardness.
 * Allies: None. Most of the stronger deities have little use for him, and weaker ones are wary to work with him.
 * Enemies: Kenshiro, Shin, Most any of the more honor bound deities.
 * Despite Jagi's insistence that he is the true successor to Hokuto Shinken, the other deities felt that he reliance on weapons earned him his place here.
 * While Alpharius is representative of the Combat Pragmatist taken to a strategic level, Jagi is more of a bruiser. He does plan things out to some degree, but it's rarely more advanced than just finding some way to hurt the other guy as much as possible be it spitting needles, burning gas, or using pillars as clubs. That being said, many of the weaker deities are still somewhat wary of Jagi. They are VERY aware that there is no level he will not stoop to in order to gain an edge, and is somewhat unpridictable because of that.
 * In spite of his rather humiliating defeat, he still stands that he can defeat Kenshiro and is constantly planning for a re-match. Most of the other Deities are forming a pool to bet on just how long he'll last this time.

Heavy Weapons Guy, God of Gatling Guns. (The Heavy)
 * Intermediate god
 * Symbol: His minigun Sasha
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Using weapons with spinning barrels, boxing, speaking Russian way better than English, sandviches
 * Allies: Reb Brown, Team RED (or BLU) but especially The Medic.
 * Followers: the Doom marine, Serious Sam.
 * Can usually be seen tending to his gun (Don't Touch) or swapping stories with Medic over a sandvich.
 * He never seems to have problems fighting the more intelligent beings in the multiverse. They may be able to outsmart him, but not his bullets!

'Mr."Jane Doe" and Tavish DeGroot, Co-Gods of Explosive weaponry' (The Soldier and The Demoman respectively)
 * Intermediate gods
 * Symbols: A rocket launcher with a folding shovel lying on top of it (Soldier), and a sticky bomb over a bottle of scrumpy (Demoman)
 * Alignment: Both Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolios: Solving all their problems with explosives, rocket or sticky jumping, getting drunk out of their gourd (just Demoman on this one), ribs and tomato soup (just Soldier on this one)
 * Allies: Team RED (or BLU) but they work especially well with eachother.
 * Followers: Anyone who loves blowing stuff up.
 * Still bitter from their personal war a few years back, an explosive battle of epic proportions broke out upon their simaltaneous ascension over who'd get the slot. Fortunately, Captain America was able to make them see reason, him being a fellow WWII veteran even though Soldier never enlisted and Demoman sobered up.