The Monster Squad/Funny

"Patrick: Rudy? Rudy! (hits him with his walkie-talkie)
 * "OOOOOHHHH!! Look at that big scary monster! OOOOOOOOOHHH!"
 * "Aww, man! Fat kid farted!"
 * "Have you or have you not, at some point in life..." (long pause) "been dorked?"
 * And, of course, the main page-topping quote, which is arguably the film's most memorable line.
 * "Do I look in the phonebook for Big Scary Mansion?"
 * Patrick and Rudy are hiding in the bushes, watching Patrick's sister kissing her date. Rudy won't stop looking at her.

Rudy: This babe is major.

Patrick: Rudy's in love.

Sean: Well, good for Rudy."


 * "DOESN'T COUNT?!"
 * Both spit takes.