Space Jam/Funny

"Larry: You think Michael's OK?
 * Larry Bird and Bill Murray's dry reaction to Michael's disappearance.

Bill: I'm sure he's fine, I think he just had to get away from that Stan character.

Larry: God, he's pathetic, isn't he?

Bill: ...You know, Larry, I'm going to give us 2's back there, we weren't in any emotional state to putt.

Larry: That's fair."

"Daffy: Let's all dis the duck!"
 * The team roll call scene for the toons, nobody respects the duck.

"Charles Barkley: This girl...five-foot-nothing...blocked my shot!
 * I like when the aliens ask to stay and join the toons, can you say Tiny Toon Adventures?
 * "But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home and bake cookies with you."
 * Granny's the team cheerleader! God they must have been desperate!
 * For a scene without the Tunes, the talent-removed players undergo medical/psychiatrical exams. ("I've got other skills. I could go work on the farm. Or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary.")

Psychiatrist: When did you start having this dream?

Charles Barkley: IT WASN'T A DREAM! IT REALLY HAPPENED!"

"(Sylvester uses a fishing pole to remove the trousers off of one of the Monstars)
 * When this troper was a kid when the movie was released, the most talked about scene in the entire movie at school was this:

Lola: NICE BUTT!"