Megatokyo/Funny

"Ping: Oh, hi, Miss Sugawara-san. Sorry about the mess. I had to make a bad man go away.
 * Any time Ping goes into "defensive" mode. Such as when she first met Dom.

Sugawara: Bad... man?

Ping: Uh huh. It's OK, he's gone now. I think I got all the glass up off the floor...

Sugawara: Where...?

Ping: Outside somewhere. Oh, and I'm sorry about the concrete column. His head kinda clipped it when I heaved him out the window."

"Largo: "F5CK, I am on fire."
 * "Well, at least falling head first into a dumpster isn't really a moral dilemma."
 * "This Tokyo. No one brain real."

Erika: "BAKA!""

"Masamichi: We've talked about this! We agreed that we don't want this for her! It's too big of a thing, too much of a burden! You know what it's like! You know what she'll go through!!
 * When Yuki brings Zom-Zom home, her father realizes ...and her mother thinks he's talking about the pet.

Meimi: Yes, I agree, I wish she'd brought home a smaller creature.

Masamichi: It's bigger than our house and it's a ROTTING UNDEAD ZOMBIE MONSTER!!!

Meimi: Then we won't have to worry about it getting run over by a car, will we?"

"Piro: What was that?
 * Yuki, being a Magical Girl, naturally becomes frightened when what looks like Kyuubey's head topples down the staircase towards her.

Miho: Can we just assume that for the rest of the day you wouldn't want to know the answer to that question?"


 * Largo and the muffin cart.
 * Most instances involving Largo, especially later on when it concerns Erika Hayasaka. Love Makes You (Even More) Crazy Awesome?