The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon/YMMV


 * Fridge Brilliance: Why does
 * Nightmare Fuel: It sounds funny at first, but imagine if someone really did start beating you with a spoon. And could not be stopped. Ever. If that doesn't do it, try the Groin Attack entry on for size.
 * The Woobie: Jack, especially at the end.