Certain Velocity

Once Upon a Time there was someone who, looking back, realized that perhaps starting her page with the begining trope to end all begining tropes was not the most original, nor the most creative thing. She was, if one asked the correct person, the oddest among her acquaintances. If asking another, she would be the most bland. Ask the girl herself, and she would just stare, before shaking the mop a top her head and walking off.

And she will now let you play Wiki Magic all over this page, and decide if her Happily Ever After will be something to look back at.