The All Solving Hammer/Quotes

""Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.""

- Jaya Ballard, Task Mage (Sizzle)

""Death solves all problems -- no man, no problem.""

- Joseph Stalin, Children of the Arbat

""Throw enough goblins at a problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins.""

- Magic: The Gathering

""How am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work...use more gun.""

- The Engineer from Team Fortress 2

""Duct Tape is like violence - Doesn't work? Use more.""

- Unknown

""Is that an MP5? It is! (Evil Laugh) Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!""

- Freemans Mind