Rio/Funny

"Rafael: Hey! He is not a maraca, stop shaking him!"
 * Pedro and Nico matchmaking between Blu and Jewel, and giving tips to Blu when they first appear.
 * Nico's nonverbal snark, making a slide-whistle-crash sound effect when Jewel ends up having to save Blu from choking on a flower petal.
 * Rafael taking care of 17 children (plus one on the way) never gets old.

"Jewel: Wow. I guess love is deaf, too."
 * Rafael coaxing his mate to sing with him. (pure gold on Blu and Jewel's faces when she sang...badly)
 * Just...watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgZpQYAcKx8

"Jewel: Stop twitching!
 * Most of Blu's attempts to win Jewel over. (first introduction takes the cake)
 * his antics and various verbal jabs.
 * Whenever Blu tries to fly.
 * And pretty much most of the time he was chained with Jewel.
 * "I have beautiful eyes."
 * When he's trying to play dead along with Jewel.

Blu: But it's the twitching that sells it..."

"Blu: Is that a spider on my back?!
 * I'm surprised no one's mentioned the spider.

Jewel: Will you quit it?! It's just a leaf! Turn around!

(Blu turns to reveal a huge leaf spider on his back)

Jewel: ... *flick* Leaf! Told you."

"Tulio: "No, no, Linda...Linda, please! This is not your fault."
 * I'm surprised no one's mentioned Blu trying to kiss Jewel. Their faces -oh gawd, their faces- were hilarious. Gold.
 * Tulio failing to ride a motorbike. Followed by Linda cruising effortlessly through the streets of Rio on said motorbike.
 * Their performance to get past the guard at the carnival.
 * Tulio's face right after he says: "Act naturally."
 * Tulio sliding into the large prop mirror in a Macaw costume.
 * Linda and Blu's morning routine.
 * Fernando trading Tulio's jeep for a motorcycle.
 * "It's in great condition!" (hit a car, the rear mirror gone) "Well, good condition!"
 * ...and of course, how Linda and Tulio look after the motorcycle ride.
 * Horrified Linda: "NOOO!! We don't shake our tooshies in Minnesota!!"
 * This exchange:

Linda: *sniffles* "You're right. It's not my fault...it's YOUR fault!" *points accusingly at Tulio and has him backing away* "With your little bird talk, and that whole [mocks his accent] save the species!""

"Jewel: Be careful Blu! Dey might snuggle you to def!"
 * Marcel hiding in embarrassment as the crowd boos and hisses at their float.
 * Every sound Tulio makes that isn't a word.
 * His weird squawking right in front of the float's muffler.
 * Linda: I am looking for a bluebird...b-birdo?
 * Which of course if followed by her ending up on the float, causing a famous scene above (see Horrified Linda).
 * Jewel's initial reaction to the appearance of the toucan babies

"Blu: I would like to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?
 * And then of course the toucans attack, and that's just as funny.
 * Over the past few minutes, Blu has panicked when trying to fly and fallen off a mountain with Jewel, just barely landing on a hang glider. Getting too excited by the flying, he spread his wings and sent them falling down onto another hang glider, which gets torn; they land on a beach, get bounced around on a beach ball, crash into a tree and almost get hit by bicycles and cars. When Blu finally gets onto the flatbed of a truck, he has this to say:

Jewel: For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah."

"Linda: Wow-- that was fast!
 * To Linda and Tulio's eyes, playing Lionel Richie helped Blu immediately hit it off with Jewel. In actuality, she was trying to strangle him.

Tulio: Lionel Richie-- works every time."


 * Nigel crashing into the power box while chasing Blu and Jewel, blacking out the city and ruining the game. It was a hoot!
 * Marcel's Kick the Dog moment can come off as this. When asked if they can keep Fernando, Marcel pauses for a moment before saying "No." and quickly slamming the door in Fernando's face.