Super Drowning Skills/Quotes

"What the fuck, this girl's got tits! S-she can't float?"

- PlayItBogart, Rollergames

"This guy can go all over fighting hordes of evil monsters, but he can't even fucking swim?"

- The Angry Video Game Nerd, Simon's Quest

""5...4...3...2...1...0""

- The infamous Sonic the Hedgehog drowning countdown

"How is Indiana Jones such a wimp that he can't set foot in water more shallow than a kiddie pool?"

- The Angry Video Game Nerd, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

""Finally, a hero in a sandbox game that can justify the fact that he can't swim""

- Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw, Zero Punctuation Reviews Infamous at the end credits

""I am Isildur, King of Gondor! With the hilt-shard of Narsil, I cut the One Ring from Sauron's finger during the siege of Mordor. Oh! I stepped in a creek and died.""

- Tycho

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- Peasant's Quest

""I'm a Warrior Hero Adventurer Goddess who CAN'T SWIM, OKAY?!""

- Skye of the Skittles promotional videogame Darkened Skye

""If only we had some minions who could swim... or float... or not drown quite so quickly...""

- Overlord

"[Altair] has been hampered since birth with a genetic deformity that makes him water soluble."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Assassin's Creed 2 review

"Minions can't swim, Master, but they are remarkably good at drowning."

- Gnarl, Overlord

""Don’t you know that you never learn to swim until the sequel?""

- Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons Game.

"Water: My arch nemesis!"

- Quark, Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack In Time

"Oh, that's just great! I can run at supersonic speeds but I can't even get out of a kid's swimming pool? What the hell has Sonic Team been smoking all these years?"

- Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic F

"You've obviously never seen turians swim. Lots of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning."

- Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 3