Made From Real Girl Scouts/Quotes

""Interested? It's the real thing, of course. Thousands of mewling, mortal babies went into the making of the stuff.""

- Vrishika, describing the nature of the "Baby Oil" she's selling, Planescape: Torment

"Waiter: Sir?

Lt. Frank Drebin: Gimme the strongest thing you got.

[Waiter brings over a greased-up muscle man. Drebin flounders]

Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh... on second thought, how about a black Russian?

Waiter: Very well sir. [raises eyebrow, looks at camera, shakes head and walks off]"

- Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)

"Monster in the Darkness: Are you sure I can't just eat one of the short ones? I'm so hungry!

Xykon: Tell you what, we'll stop at the first village we see and get you a Kid's Meal.

Monster in the Darkness: Ooooh! Will it have a toy surprise?

Xykon: No, but it will have real kids."

- The Order of the Stick