BFS/Quotes

"You don't kill a man by mucking around with rifles, arrows, rocks or other long-distanced rubbish. You kill him by grabbing the biggest bloody sword you can find, running up nice and close to him, and chop the dumb bastard's head off!"

- Team Fortress 2, on the Eyelander

""It was called the dragon because no human hands could wield it.

That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron.""

- Berserk, about Guts' Dragon Slayer

""There is nothing that my Zankantou Colossal Blade cannot cut!""

- Zengar Sanger Zonvolt, Super Robot Wars

"A hit? To no effect? I need a bigger sword!"

- Minsc, Baldur's Gate II

"Angeal: This sword... is heavy and unwieldy.

Zack: Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?"

- Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, on the Buster Sword

"Hippolyta: And you could not find a bigger sword, Artemis?

Artemis: Sword? This is but my dagger."

- Wonder Woman

""You see, 'cause, right now, this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God; I do it everyday. You know, some people have breakfast. I kill God, with my super giant... house-sized sword, you know. It's, uh... I have like three mortgages on it. Two families could live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon. It's pretty rad.""

- Raocow, off on one of his usual tangents, here