True Capitalist/Haiku

"Extreme right-winger

Ghost, a very angry man

With his rage, cans fly"

"Ghost would often yell

MAH MAN! Herman Sugar Cane

Now Cane has dropped out."

"YOU MILKY-LICKIN'

DILDO-UP-THE-ASS-HAVIN'

DUMB FRUITBOWL BASTARDS!"