Tank Goodness/Quotes

""Tanks! Build! More! TANKS!""

- General Kwai, Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour

"What I can not defeat with words, I will crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard."

- Lord Solar Macharius, Warhammer 40000

"Tanks come in two forms: the dangerous, deadly kind and the "liberating" kind."

- Robert Fisk

"T is for Tank, and T is for Terror,

and K is the K for Killing In Error..."

- Leona Ozaki, Dominion Tank Police, sung while washing Bonaparte.

"T is for Tanker, A is for tanker, N is for Tanker, K is for Tanker, E is for Tanker, R is for Tanker. Tankers can't Spell! But Tankers Can Kill!

>-- US Army Armor Running Cadence"

"It's like a religious experience. Wanna know my prayer? 'Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil. For I am driving 35,000 tons of FUCK YOU!'"

- Mana Kirishima, Nobody Dies

"This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewin', dee-vine intervention!"

- Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson, Halo, about the M808B Scorpion Tank.

""Your foe is well-equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.""

- Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Krieg Panzer Regiment, Warhammer 40000

"Well, I'm a convict

In a siege tank I ride

Not Protossin'

Not Zergin'

No, I'm Terran... Up the Night!"

- Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftain, Terran Up The Night

"''They are the Panzer Elite!

Born to Compete!

Never Retreat!

Ghost Division

Living or dead

Always ahead

Fed by your dread!''"

- Sabaton, Ghost Division

"The man in the tank will win."

- Israel Tal

""Shall we crush them? Or shoot them?"

"Pride of the fatherland!"

"Like a steel ghost...""

- The StuG, Panther, and Pershing respectively, Company of Heroes.

"''Armored tanks of mass destruction

Killers in the east

Rats who dare to stand before us

Feel our guns go live

Death in the shape of a panzer battalion

Insect of terror don't run face your fate like a man

Cannot outrun our panzer battalion

Thousands of tons of armor and guns

Making its way through the sand

Our panzer battalion is back for revenge

Artillery sweeping the land

First strike is ours no mercy is shown

There's rivers of blood in our track

Breaking their waves of defense with our tanks

Infantry watching our back

Blow their SAM sites clear for air strike

Ready for the storm

Minefields swept there's no surrender

Feel our napalm burn''"

- Sabaton, Panzer Battalion.

"There's no reason to build any troops, really. Tanks don't move any slower, they jut take longer to build and, well, they're fucking tanks!"

- Yahtzee Croshaw in his review of Halo Wars

"Tank beats Ghost. Tank beats Hunter. Tank beats everything! Oh, man, I could do this all day!"

- Marine, Halo 3

"The best weapon against a tank is another tank. Therefore, tanks are always busy fighting each other and have little time to fight the war."

- Murphy's Laws of Combat.

"Tank by itself is fearsome. Fast tank is even more fearsome. Fast tank flying through air and trailing dust, flame and entrails of slain enemy is like hand of god ripping swath through the advancing horde of enemies. They falls to their knees and weep for their sins and beg for forgiveness, and that is when you rip them apart with coaxial machine gun."

- Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, SCP Foundation, Reddawn