Jeff Dunham/Funny

"Achmed: This is where Jeff makes up random crap to make Guitar Guy laugh."
 * From the Christmas special, everything between Achmed, Jeff and Guitar Guy. Jeff and Guitar Guy trying not to laugh, and accidentally combining scoliosis and polio due to a slip of the tongue.

"I dated Catwoman for some time, but I ended up with something I had to take medicine to get rid of. AND NOW IT BURNS WHEN I FLY!"
 * It's made even more hilarious when you find out "poliosis" is an actual disease, though it obviously has nothing to do with scoliosis or polio.
 * The "Jingle Bombs" song.
 * Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
 * "They say that women age like fine wine." "...My wife's aging like milk."
 * From the Controlled Chaos special: Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
 * Melvin on Catwoman:

"Achmed: Not yet, dumbasses!"
 * During a live show in South Dakota, Jeff's routine kept getting interrupted by planes flying overhead prompting this outburst-