Elvis Duran Morning Show

The Elvis Duran Morning Show is a syndicated radio show.

"Hello Lady!"

Tropes featured include:

 * A Dog Named "Dog": Elvis's beloved cat Kitty
 * Adorkable: Tj
 * The Alleged Car: Carolina's old car- her "trusty Saturn"
 * All Gays Love Theater
 * All Girls Want Bad Boys
 * All Men Are Perverts: SKEERY!!
 * Alter Kocker TJ's old man voice
 * All Women Love Shoes
 * Ambiguously Jewish Tj, Loren
 * A Man Is Always Eager
 * Angrish
 * Appliance Defenestration
 * Ascended Extra: TJ the DJ, Loren, Carla Marie
 * Bedsheet Ghost Greg T
 * Big Applesauce: The show broadcasts from New York City.
 * Big Beautiful Man Elvis
 * Big Eater: Skeery
 * Bleep, Dammit!
 * Brainy Brunette: Loren
 * Brooklyn Rage
 * Burger Fool Danielle worked at McDonald's
 * Butt Monkey: Greg T
 * Camp Gay
 * Candid Camera Prank
 * Casanova Wannabe
 * Celeb Crush: Carolina has Ryan Reynolds, Danielle has David Beckham and Matt Damon, Greg T has Selena Gomez
 * Catch Phrase: Hello Lady!
 * Career Versus Man
 * Change the Uncomfortable Subject
 * Cluster Bleep Bomb
 * Creepy Monotone Coaster Boy
 * Crowded Cast Shot
 * The Dandy Skeery
 * Digging Yourself Deeper Skeery and Greg T have the tendency to do this
 * The Ditz Greg T
 * Does Not Like Shoes Carla Marie
 * Does Not Like Spam Danielle and Mayo
 * Dogged Nice Guy: The members of the show often treat Tj as this
 * Drag Queen Elvis loves them
 * Dumbass DJ subverted
 * Erotic Eating: often used argued by the show as a reason why adult men cannot eat certain foods
 * Fag Hag Carolina
 * Food Porn
 * Foot Focus
 * Funny Afro TJ
 * Gasshole Greg T
 * Gay Bravado
 * Gay Moment
 * Girl-On-Girl Is Hot
 * Give Geeks a Chance
 * Global Ignorance
 * Good Bad Girl played with Carolina
 * Good Ol' Boy played with Froggy
 * Go Look At the Distraction
 * Gossipy Hens
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Gay?
 * Heh, Heh, You Said "X"
 * Hot Mom: Danielle
 * Ho Yay Skeery and Greg t
 * Hysterical Woman
 * I Call Him Mr. Happy
 * I'm a Man, I Can't Help It Skeery says this all the time, probably even verbatim
 * Insatiable Newlyweds
 * Is That What They're Calling It Now?
 * Italians Talk with Hands Skeery
 * Jabba Table Manners: SKEERY JONES!!!!! Always pointed out
 * Lampshaded Double Entendre
 * Large Ham Radio
 * Live but Delayed
 * Long Hair Is Feminine
 * Lovable Alpha Bitch: Carolina, oftentimes played with.
 * Male Gaze
 * Meganekko: Loren
 * Monster Clown, Nightmare Fuel: Poor Danielle gained a lifelong fear of clowns from watching an infamous episode of Little House on the Prairie as a little girl
 * My Friends and Zoidberg
 * No Guy Wants to Be Chased
 * Not-So-Innocent Whistle Greg
 * One-Hour Work Week
 * Only Sane Employee TJ
 * Only Sane Man TJ is often treated this way by the other morning show members
 * Orgasmically Delicious
 * Parenting the Husband
 * Performance Artist
 * Petite Pride Loren
 * Pick Up Babes with Babes: The women on the show have admitted seeing a man holding a a baby or small child makes the man more attractive
 * Porn Names: Always pointed out whenever anyone on the show says a uncommon two word phrase like "Frothy Latte"
 * pronounced Tropay
 * Signature Laugh: Danielle
 * Sir Swearsalot Danielle
 * The Smart Guy Tj
 * Sorry, I'm Gay
 * Song Parody
 * Stalker with a Crush
 * T-Word Euphemism the brown word
 * The Swear Jar
 * This Is for Emphasis, Bitch
 * Trademark Favorite Food: Chicken Parm!
 * Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Always lamp-shaded with Froggy, and Greg T does qualify
 * Vacation Episode Just this year, they've broadcast their show from the Bahamas, the Fountainebleau hotel in Miami, Las Vegas, and as i write this, they are currently broadcasting from London
 * Vampires Are Sex Gods Danielle has said she believes this
 * Wacky Cravings
 * Wacky Fratboy Hijinks Greg T the Frat Boy
 * Wannabe Line, Coolest Club Ever, No Fame, No Wealth, No Service Skeery
 * Where Everybody Knows Your Flame
 * Take Our Word for It
 * This and That
 * X Called. They Want Their Y Back.
 * the People's Court
 * Kangaroo Court
 * Clip Show
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed
 * Teeny Weenie
 * getting crap through the radar}}
 * cuteness proximity
 * fidelity test
 * The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry
 * Mooning
 * Double Entendre
 * Rosie Palms
 * Didn't We Use This Joke Already?
 * Silver Fox
 * incorruptible Pure Purenes
 * knocking on heathen's door}}
 * knocking on heathen's door}}