Derek Robinson/YMMV

Read A Difference of Philosophy by A.A. Pessimal.
 * In Fan Fiction, there is a very nice short story detailing what might have happened when Derek Robinson's foul-mouthed cynical alcoholic ace Major Wooley met the prissy young idealist James "Biggles" Bigglesworth. It must have happened once - they both belonged to the same Royal Flying Corps, after all.