Tromeo and Juliet



"Juliet: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Tromeo: Totally sucks."

William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet... in modern day New York. And, you know, with a little artistic license taken (it's a Troma movie, after all). Written by a young James Gunn.

This movie contains examples of:
"Tromeo: Maybe both of us are warped."
 * A Date with Rosie Palms
 * Artistic License: The ending is... a little different from the original.
 * B-Movie
 * Brother-Sister Incest
 * Disaster Dominoes: Tybalt has his arm ripped while being dragged by a car, and then is decapitated landing on a moving truck's camp. The head lands on a family's car and causes it to crash spectacularly.
 * Dysfunction Junction: Does it really need Lampshading?

"The Cinema Snob: Looks like this was done when the writer learned foreshadowing, but not subtlety."
 * Fan Service: It's a Troma film, topless girls had to appear.
 * Filth: The Capulets and Ques are porn mogul.s
 * Fingore: A sex scene goes from "I love fingers" to cutting them with a machete.


 * Foreshadowing: "And then you put a little incest into the mix..." (see Incest Is Relative below)
 * There's plenty of cow references, when... well, see Half Human Hybrids below.
 * Gag Penis: The first appearance of a certain popular Troma prop...
 * Girl-On-Girl Is Hot
 * Gorn
 * Half Human Hybrids: Juliet's potion doesn't make her look dead, instead turns her into a cow monster.
 * Incest Is Relative:
 * Not His Sled
 * Parallel Porn Titles: Tromeo has a Porn Stash with Et Tu, Blow Job, The Merchant of Penis, As You Lick It, and Much To Do About Humping.
 * Parental Incest
 * Rasputinian Death: Cappy Capulet.
 * Refuge in Audacity
 * Torture Porn