My Inner Life/WMG

Dark Lord Ariakas will be Hijacked by Ganon
One can see it coming a mile away.
 * Considering a "sequel-fic" has Ganon arriving and causing trouble but no sign of Ariakas, this seems very likely.

Dark Lord Ariakas will not be Hijacked by Ganon
Then again, this is My Inner Life...

Jenna is actually an obsessed fangirl of Link's and is locked up somewhere.
She became obsessed with Link the second she saw him (though not the way the fic has it) and after stalking him for over a year, deluded herself into thinking they were a couple. She followed him everywhere on her own horse, pretended to summon elements so he'd see her as a strong woman like his canon love-interests were, and then tried to cozy up to the princess, calling herself Zelda's best friend. At this point she was locked up, and the fanfic is her elaborate delusion. Zelda's demotion to baby-sitter and midwife is a subconscious revenge for locking Jennna up.

Fic!Link is actually a Elegy Statue.
Explains why he has so little personality and just follows Jenna around everywhere.