Intrepid Reporter/Quotes

"Dilbert: What makes you qualified to be a reporter?

Dogbert: I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know."

- Dilbert TV series

""If I killed all the reporters, there'd be news from Hell before breakfast.""

- Civil War General William Tecumseh Sherman, on the reporters (whom he likened to spies) who would sneak into camp, interview loose-tounged soldiers, then publish secret information.