Crash Landed/YMMV

"“Does she have a cell phone?”
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: What Danni hears when she's waking up on the island in Ship Wrecked.

“No, I don’t see one.”

“Great. We’re going to die here.”

“Not until the second season, when Mc Jerkface decides he’s bored with one of us.”

“Shut up, she’s breathing!”

I barf suddenly.

“Ew.”

“Emmett, shut up.”

“You couldn’t have called someone more… digestively stable?”

“Emmett!”

“I’m just saying! If she can’t hold onto a boat, and she can’t hold onto her lunch, how’s she going to save us?”

“Emmett! I banish you! Go sit over there.”

“Aw, man.”"


 * Jump the Shark: According to Danni, Derrick did, while riding a pogo stick.