Eye Scream/Web Animation

"Begley: "I don't recall anyone ever got stuck in the eye with a needle."
 * Van Sowerwine's "Play With Me". Eyes and broken teapot shards. That is all.
 * Neurotically Yours has an episode called Eye Stigmata, which should tell you a lot. There is also one which has this gem of dialog:

Pilz-E: "You havn't been to the doctors that I've been to! Needles in the eyes!""

"Casca: Are you a big fan of Nick Fury?
 * Ninjai the Little Ninja had an epic one... During his escape, Ninjai wounds the Big Bad's eye. The Big Bad, already off in the head and driven further into madness by Ninjai pulls the eye out of his socket and holds it, still connected. He then looks at his own face and then... pops the thing in his mouth, optic nerve intact and eats his own eye. Jesus.
 * Happy Tree Friends contains a lot of eye injuries. Examples include:
 * "Eyes Cold Lemonade," where a sign knocks out one of Petunia's eyes and Giggles cuts it in half (thinking it's a lemon) and squeezes the ooze into a cup.
 * In "Eye Candy," Toothy accidentally knocks one of his eyes out with a lollipop, then ends up hanging from a tree by his nerve and his other eye is pulled out of his head along with his brain.
 * In another Nutty gets stabbed in the eye with a spring, Lumpy gets an eye yanked out in "Scrooged", and most recently thinking he's going to kill her Flakey stabs Flippy in the eye with a shard of glass.
 * One scene in the Homestar Runner animation "Let us give TANKS" involved the Blue Laser commander jabbing a minion in the eye with a giant fork due to him being extremely annoyed by the fact that all of his henchmen look exactly alike.
 * One of the many eye gouge scenes in Berserk is played for comedy in Berserk Abridged:

Soldier: Well, yeah, he's a total badass. Why?

Casca: Ohhh, no reason...

Soldier: Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get sharp pieces of wood in it! My doctor said so!"

""Eat vegetables with every meal, or your lips will start to peel, and your eyeballs will fall out, and your feet will smell like trout!""
 * From the Making Fiends third webisode:


 * In Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle, Snake gets his right eye torn out by a Kenyan Mangrove Crab.