Far Cry/Awesome

""Across this island, Vaas and his pirates enslave the bodies and minds of the Rakya. Our guns do not stop until Vaas falls to our feet! We are the warriors of the Rakya, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY!!! ""
 * Looking at the mercenary camp with binoculars for the first time, and seeing a mercenary with earmuffs and his pistol out. "Poor design," I thought, "there should really be some more natural rest state for NPCS." Then he opened fire. "It must be a bug. Who would he be firing at?" Then a moment later "Targets!? The developers built a pistol range and my enemies are training at it! Brilliant!"
 * In the Far Cry 3 E3 2011 Demo: "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
 * Also, the entire E3 2012 demo. From Jason giving a rallying speech to the natives being victimized by Vaas' pirates to Jason singlehandedly taking on the entire pirate camp singlehandedly and winning.

- Jason