Adaptation Decay/Quotes

"Holmes: That's not a clue Watson, that's your jar of jam.

New Watson: JAM!

Old Watson: Holmes, please....

Holmes: New Watson likes jam. We're very happy."

- "The Case Of The Two Watsons," Kate Beaton

"Peter: Alright, if this doesn't boil your blood and make you tough, nothing will. This is the American version of The Office!

TV: "Hi, I'm your new boss. I'm not as funny as I think I am, but I don't know that."

British kid: Oh, they're spelling it all out! Now this is upsetting me!

Peter: Yeah, and over in America they're laughing and going "Look at this comedy we invented!"

Other British kid: But...TheOffice is BRITISH!

Peter: That's right, get mad, you poofs, get mad!"

- Family Guy deleted scene