Shotgun Wedding/Quotes

"Got married on my twenty first

Eight months before my wife would give birth

It's easier to be sure you love someone

When her father inquires with the barrel of a gun

Relient K, Deathbed"

"Here comes the bride, the groom by her side, feeling very sorry for himself.

He tried to run, but I stopped him with my gun, he's going to marry her, or else.

Chad Morgan, Shotgun Wedding"

"''Yeah, and your family's got the shotgun ready

I can hear those church bells chime

No, I may not be ready for a wedding, honey

But I know that I ain't ready to die''"

- Kevin Fowler, "Knocked Up"

"Grilka(giving Quark Klingon wedding ritual costume): Put this on

Quark:Why

Grilka:Because if you do not, I will kill you.

Deep Space Nine, The House of Quark"