Annoying Arrows/Quotes

""Now, hold on," you keep saying. "Aren't bows and arrows primitive and harmless?" Why don't you ask the dinosaurs? Except you can't, because the cavemen bow and arrowed them to death."

- Team Fortress 2, handily subverting the trope, while invoking another one.

""I didn't save your life, I saved you from three arrows. That's, like, one healing potion, and it would have been a waste of resources to use it up.""

- Roy Greenhilt from The Order of the Stick

""You know what I always hated about crossbows? They take too long to reload!""

- Yoren, Game of Thrones