The Cracked Conspiracy



The Cracked Conspiracy, the definition of the word esoteric, written by Shamus.P. Davis, or College Binary began writing a story out of boredom and lack of any real writing one day, so he decided to make it a fan fic about some of the more prominent members on Cracked. It originally was supposed to be only a few updates long, but it gained immense popularity among all those who read it, and thus Binary kept writing it. This would account for the disjointed, plot-holed story in the beginning. If you've never been to the Cracked Forums, or the internet, first of all, how are you reading this? And secondly: you are fat and nobody likes you. Possibly homosexual.

This kickass web-novel provides examples of:

 * All Girls Want Bad Boys: Inverted: Kathana, rather than going for Nate, the epitome of a badass Chaotic Neutral, goes for the doughy scientist.
 * Antiquated Linguistics: Camerhil, because he is "Incomprehensibly, intolerably British".
 * Black Comedy Rape: In a word? Spermus.
 * The Blind Leading the Blind: Originally, Archangel seemed like an example of this, but.
 * British Stuffiness: Camerhil is an embodiment of this trope.
 * Breaking the Fourth Wall: Fishboy.
 * Cannot Tell a Joke: Archangel, mostly because of his retardedness.
 * Church of Happyology: Subverted: The oppressive, totalitarian church that is willing to sue anyone that offends them, is openly referred to as Scientology.
 * Double Entendre
 * Epic Fail: How the 4Channers describe David Wong.
 * Evil Lawyer Joke: The entire character of Evil Sloth.
 * Funny Foreigner: Karlski and Camerhil.
 * Give Geeks a Chance: Parodied with the character of Oball, a doughy, unpleasant scientist who manages to mock God at every turn.
 * Hilarity Sues: What Sloth does to Navigator2001Plus and the rest of the mods.
 * Hurricane of Puns: Kicsi Viz.
 * Made of Explodium
 * Mix-and-Match Critters: Nedroid's theme park.
 * My Friends and Zoidberg: "Our seven heroes and Archangel watched in awe."
 * Perfectly Cromulent Word: "Shitjockey", "inetnert", "popesplosion" and "rape'n'roll".
 * Self-Deprecation: Fishboy's description of Shamus, and the little Hate By Numbers scene.
 * Stealth Pun: "Well, this was a pointless waste of time."
 * Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Kathana and Oball.