A Monster in Paris/Funny

"Lucille: I told you to stay quiet! What part of it didn't you understand, "stay" or "quiet"?!
 * This exchange:

Francoeur: (strums his guitar awkwardly with a "sorry" expression)"

""Give it back OR I TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH LUCILLE!""
 * Emile threatening to blackmail Raoul:

"Maynott: Why are you talking like that?!"
 * When Francoeur plays the monster, he tries to roar... but sings instead. Made even funnier by his mortified expression during the scene.
 * Maynott and Paté accidentally breathe helium and have squeaky voices. UPROARIOUS!!

"Maynott: Faster, Paté! Imagine you're doing the Tour de France!
 * And a bit earlier, while Paté is pedaling on a bike:

Paté: I never intended to! Too hard!

Maynott: Well don't complain, we could be on a mountain road!"


 * Raoul's dancing style will make you go "WTF?!"
 * The Stinger.