Back-Alley Doctor/Quotes

"(Shake is being operated on by a convicted criminal)

Meatwad: He does do some good work, don't he?

Carl: Yeah, mostly he does hot rods. Sometimes faces."

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"You were lucky enough to have a friend who didn't mind getting her hands dirty on account of your best interest. A friend with a chainsaw."

- Homestuck

""Wait, it gets better! When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! *laughs* [Beat] Anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license.""

- The Medic, Meet The Medic