American Horror Story/Funny

"Ben:You murdered your entire family!
 * "You buried your sorrow in some twenty year old's pussy!"
 * Ben's second meeting with Larry, produces this gem.

Larry: But I was never unfaithful."

""We got batssh.""
 * I'm sorry but every time I hear the twins' reply to Addie about having bats I crack up.

"Travis: Shit...now I'm really not gonna be famous."
 * Tate and Violet bonding over a mutual fondness for gay porn.
 * You want anything from the kitchen?
 * The reaction of Travis to


 * Hayden asking Travis if she can get a hug.
 * And just later, the ghost of
 * Hayden is the master of this. It is revealed that Hayden sometimes has sex with Constance's ex-husband, Hugo, and then fake murders him in order to take out her revenge fantasies on him. He however, being a ghost, bleeds, but then snaps right back seemingly without pain and goes to the kitchen to eat something. Its funny just to watch him getting up, like nothing happened.