Chopped/Funny

"Ted (flatly): Chris, let me do that."
 * When one of the contestants started calling out the ingredients.

"Contestant: I used to make a similar dessert when I worked at vegan dinning facility.
 * Upon seeing graham crackers in the basket for the appetizer round, one contestant exclaimed, "The crackers kill my life!"
 * While explaining a dessert made when tofu was in the basket:

Marc Murphy: Is this health food?

Contestant: It's not bad for you...

Ted: Don't tell him that! Tell him there's a stick of butter in it!"


 * In the second judges' episode, one of the shelves in the fridge breaks, causing things to fall all over the floor. Chris Santos remarks that he "broke the pantry".
 * And when he flat-out runs away, Geoffrey Zakarian telling him to "go back and fix it!", Santos yells "HELL NO!" and cracks up the rest of the competitors.