Blue Mountain State/YMMV


 * Crosses the Line Twice
 * Family-Unfriendly Aesop -- Remember kids: you can work hard and study for your midterms...but it is easier and more rewarding to goof off and later threaten your professor for a passing grade!
 * Don't forget: Only losers stay sober and drug-free for three days, especially after being warned about a drug test. It's much easier to pay off various people to give you "clean" bags of piss, perform an "oil change" and get the same result!