Russell Brand/Funny

"Neo: :/ No..."
 * When asked by Rotten Tomatoes about his favourite movies, he mentions The Matrix being one of them. He also admits that he loves the way Keanu Reeves reacts to the knowledge that nothing is real "Like a man being told his bus pass had expired."

""I kind of think of it as like a friend, but do any of you have a friend that you just like, fucking HATE?"
 * The entirety of his appearances with Noel Fielding on Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006 & 2007. Really, all of it.
 * Russell's stand-up from The Secret Policeman's Ball is very memorable.

"...an ex con has revealed...Oh, lets not query that source!"

"If you're going to have a father figure...IN PRISON...it's probably best to have one who ain't also a pedophile. He may abuse that position."

"Dave? Dave. You're not a bright man, are you mate? Never speak again. You are essentially, an oxygen thief.""

"Letter: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
 * A lot of funny ones.

Russell:(Grins and holds up paper) I'm Russell!"