House (TV series)/Drinking Game

Drinking game for House:


 * A shot for every mention of sarcoidosis or lupus.
 * Double shot for "It's never lupus".
 * Take a shot if it's not Lupus.
 * Down a whole bottle if it is.
 * Two shots for any hint of Ho Yay between House and Wilson.
 * Take a shot for every time House gazes at Cuddy's assets and Cuddy chooses to ignore this.
 * Make it double if the incident includes blatant innuendo from House.
 * Take a shot every time House teases Chase for his hair, or being pretty, or coming from a rich family.
 * House, really, you don't get paid more for every one of us you get taken to the hospital, via alcohol poisoning or not.
 * Take a shot every time you see an overhead pan shot of Princeton Plainsboro's exterior.
 * Take a shot everytime House commits a crime
 * Take a shot everytime a character is a deadpan snarker
 * This one's a killer
 * Take a shot everytime a character obviously lies/ is revealed to have been lying
 * Take a shot everytime House has an epiphany to cure the patient
 * Down your drink if a character other than House has the epiphany
 * Take a shot everytime House fires someone
 * Take a shot everytime House takes a Vicodin
 * Take a shot everytime the team's treatment of a patient makes them worse
 * Take a shot if the patient suffers from a really, really disgusting symptom
 * Take a shot if the patient's liver starts to fail
 * Double shot if it's their kidneys