That Dude in the Suede/Haiku

"You want nostalgia? Here's a friendly warning, fans: This film's going to blow." "-- Suede on the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children."

"To those who loved this review, And found humorous stuff within, This commentary is for you." "-- The haiku from Suede's commentary on his Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children review, spoofing the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children."