Body Count Competition/Quotes

"Legolas: Final count: 42.

Gimli: You know, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43...

(Legolas shoots the Uruk-corpse Gimli is sitting on)

Legolas: 43.

Gimli: He was already dead!

Legolas: He was twitching.

Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"

- The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"(Legolas kills an Oliphaunt in spectacular style)

Gimli: That still only counts as one!"

- The Lord of the Rings: Return Of The King