Clue (film)/Haiku

Mr. Boddy's dead. Which of the six guests killed him? Depends which ending. "--Sweet Mystery"

I'm not THE butler, but I'm A butler. In fact, I was HIS butler. "--Sweet Mystery"

Are you trying to Make me look stupid in front Of the other guests? "--Darth Voldemort"

It was Miss Scarlet In the Conservatory With the revolver. "--Bio Safety"