Misfile/Funny

"Rumisiel: "Ash, I wanted to... Wow! All Hail the Queen of Mammaria!"
 * Emily stays out in the sun too long and gets a bit delirious from the heat.
 * "THE POWER OF BOOBS COMPELS YOU!"
 * "Whoa… It's like… It's like the theme from Jaws is suddenly running through my head!" Oh, it's just Kate.
 * Missi and Emily are trying to convince Ash that her costume's cleavage isn't that big a deal. Then Rumisiel walks in...

Missi: You're not helping!"

"Dr. Upton: I never said I didn't like [Rumisiel]. I'm just being honest. He's incompetent. Listen. Hey, Vashiel!
 * Ash's mother telling Missi she herself was flat-chested as a teen -- and then quietly revealing behind Missi's back that she was anything but.
 * Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!
 * How did anyone forget Harry 'admitting' that the reason he was likely to have his wedding outside was because he was afraid Kate would burst into flames if she entered a church
 * Stop laughing, booby knight! The king commands you!
 * Cassiel appealing to Logan's base instincts. Ash's face is just priceless.
 * Vashiel, with his inability to lie, is always good for a laugh. One particular example comes to mind.

Vashiel: Yes sir?

Dr. Upton: How incompetent is your brother most of the time?

Vashiel: Oh, quite incompetent, sir!"

"Emily: Is my hair ok? Do my clothes match?
 * Ash's statement and Em's reaction when Kay delivers the brides mades dress.

Ash: You know, unless you've spontaneously sprouted a penis, he's not going to care. ...You haven't, have you?

Emily: *Death Glare*"

"Missi That Heather girl! Hey! Bitch-Alert! Bitch-Alert!"
 * Rumisiel's "traditional sneaking outfit". Not to mention Ash's reaction.
 * Missi senses a disturbance in the force:

"'You suck at this game.
 * No mentioning of these?

Killing people with a real sword is way more intuitive than these controls!

or

Ash:Brr, the pool's water is cold.

Random Guy: I can see that. Your internal thermometers just poped out.

Ash: *deathsmack*

or

Emily: You know that if one of our tires pops we will haul off the track and to our death?

Rumisiel: Meh, who cares. I'm immortal."

"Ash: Easy. She thinks he's gay and I'm his cover.
 * How exactly did Ash explain that Rumisiel is her "boyfriend" when she tries going out with Missi?

Rumisiel: WHAT!?"

"ASHS: BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS AROUND ANYWEAR (now boobs)
 * Edward overhears Ash says he's not a girl. The whole page has them.
 * The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff advertisement.

RUMISEIELE:no dude I am SUCH a SHITTY ANGEL

FAST CAR:FAST CAR warnging XONTAINS FAST CARS"