Toy Story/Quotes

From Toy Story
"Woody: "YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOY!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... oh, you'e an action figure. You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!"!

Buzz: "You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity." ] "Farewell."

Woody: "Oh YEAH? Well good riddance, ya loony!""

"Buzz: "I've set my laser from stun to kill."

Woody: "Aw, great, great. If anybody attacks, we can blink 'em to death.""

"And as the years go by, our friendship will never die.

You're gonna see, it's our destiny...,

You got a friend in me."

- Randy Newman, "You've Got a Friend in Me"

"Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM MRS.... NESBITT!" [laughs hysterically]"

- Buzz (after getting drunk on pretend tea).

"Look, over there is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger. pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy!"

- Woody

From Toy Story 2
"How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever..."

- Stinky Pete, in the outtakes, after he says this line, he starts farting like crazy.

"Buzz: You still worried?

Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.

Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.

Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond."

"You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy... but they forget you."

- Jessie

"Even though you're not moving, you feel alive... because that's how he sees you."

- Jessie

From Toy Story 3
"Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.

Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?

Ken: No. I would have remembered.

(Barbie giggles)

Ken: Love your leg warmers!

Barbie: Nice ascot..."

"Where's your kid now, Sheriff?"

"So long, partner..."

- Woody

"Now Woody... he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave. Like a cowboy should be. And kind... and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he'll never give up on you... Ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. Think you can take care of him for me...?"

- Andy

"Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

- The audience of Toy Story 3