The Kersal Massive

"''Got on the bus wi' ma' daysavah

Smoked a reefa in da cornah'

Laid low,

Did a Grand theift auto!''"

The Kersal Massive is a rap song writen by C-mack, featuring Little Kev, and Ginger Joe. The song starts out with a plot, but quickly becomes a Take That at the town of Levenshulme. It's known for causing quite a bit of talk even though the video (not the song, just the video) is only fourty-four seconds long.

This video has examples of:

 * Cluster F-Bomb: So much.
 * Garfunkel: Ginger Joe. He only says "yeah man, yeah man" in the entire song.
 * Take That: "...Levenshulme ant' got shit on us..."