The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Funny

"Tuco: God's on our side because he hates the yanks too!
 * One of the best visual jokes involves Tuco and Blondie who, disguised as Confederates, spot an approaching army riding towards them. Noticing their grey uniforms, Tuco starts cheering for the South and spouting curses at the Yankees... until the soldiers come closer and start to shake the grey dust of the desert out of their blue uniforms.

Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates idiots also."

"Tuco: "When that rope tightens, you can feel the Devil bite your ass!""
 * The scene where Tuco tries to convince Blondie to tell him the name on the grave. "It's lucky you weren't alone out there!" Blondie's response to this: * coffee!*
 * Tuco's "bastard" monologue when Blondie's turning him in. Also, when he throws a fit after Blondie misses a shot against the rope.

"Tuco: * reading a note left by Angel Eyes* "See you soon...id..eed..."
 * The scene where Tuco robs a store after making it look like he's haggling over the price of a gun.
 * "People say you are dead!" "Well, people talk bullsheet."
 * This little exchange:

Blondie: * snatches note* "...Idiots..." * looks at Tuco* "It's for you.""


 * "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."