Jim Gaffigan/YMMV

""I'll just call her up, she'll say 'Who is this?' and I'll just go 'THE DEVIL'"
 * Memetic Mutation: HO~T POCKET!
 * Nightmare Fuel: He does a good impression of Satan, complete with a Voice of the Legion when he calls his wife.

"She'll always be like 'Why do you do that?' and I go 'BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU.'""