Shane Dawson/Funny

2008

 * Oh, I am sorry, I thought I saw a fucking octopus!

2009
"Miley: Can you lose your virginity from a tampon?"
 * Disney Channel's watching YOU.
 * Also from that video:

"Miley: Who pressed no? Probably Demi Lovato. Skank."
 * And:

"Mandy: We are so fapping right now."
 * And more:


 * For the next five minutes, lesbian. On your screen.
 * Surprise!

2010

 * His "Teenage Dream" parody type thing in Teenage Dream with Herpes
 * Now, don't shit on the carpet! That's where I shit.
 * Hippo!
 * The into to this.
 * Oh, I wish I could suck his dick.

2011

 * The ending to "NUNS GONE WILD!!!"
 * " Don't ever fuck with Jesus!"