She/Who Chews Gum/Quotes

'Ello!

"Here Lies Sabre

Beaten to Death With A Dictionary

Truly, Words Fail Us"

"After discovering Rule 34: CUDDLE. NOW."

""Swans. Little fluffy bastards who won't get in the damn pot! I DON'T CARE IF IT COUNTS AS HIGH TREASON, GET ON THE BLOODY STOVE AND STAY THERE UNTIL YOU'RE DELICIOUS.""

"Revenge. Cake. I always get the two confused. Once, at a wedding. Didn't go well.

(after being pressed for an explanation)"

- Lets just leave it at here comes the briiide, oh shit she's dieeed...

"'You know during the foot and mouth crisis how they chucked hundreds of farm animals into a big fire, to stop the infection? Is it wrong that, beneath the horror, a little part of me went 'Good God, that must smell bloody delicious'.'"

"I find everything delicious until proven sentient. On that note, hide your cats, I'm hungry."

"I'm sweating like a junkie in a pharmacy."

"I am thou. Thou art me.

WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY"

"THAT WAS SO MANLY IT PUT HAIRS ON MY EYEBALLS."

"If I'm dead then I can run through my bedroom wall!

UPDATE: right, certain now, not dead."

"Trust me on this science related matter, I have glasses."

"NOW, SEABISCUIT, AIM FOR THE SOUL!

... Tha-that's not her soul.

That's, uh, hay. Bit of a difference there.

Probably should, uh, have considered the fact horses are herbivores.

No matter.

I'll stare at you threateningly.

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Yeah.

Awkward, isn't it?

O-O

///-O

Sorry, hair in my eye."

"NAPALM! EVERYTHING A GROWING GIRL NEEDS!"

"Save the cows! Eat vegetarians instead!"

"Problem: Balls aren't working

Solution: Punch them until they do

Verdict: GENIUS"