Bill and Ted (film)/Funny

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Bill: He's dead?
 * The classroom session:

History teacher: So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude?

Bill: Well, yeah.

[...]

Teacher: Ted, who was Joan of Arc?

Ted: Noah's wife?

[...]

Teacher: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude.""


 * All the historical figures cleaning house, especially Freud and the vacuum cleaner.
 * Not to mention the historical figures running amok at the mall, especially Joan of Arc's jazzercise session and Genghis Khan's sporting-goods rampage.
 * Socrates carries a lethal squirt gun.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
"Ted: Bill?
 * Bill and Ted play Death and beat him, with surprising ease, first at Battleship, then Clue, then Electric Football, and finally Twister.
 * Death to the smoker at the hardware store: "See you real soon."
 * From the Spinning Paper Montage: 'Death Wins Indy 500; "I didn't know I could run that fast."'
 * B&T Melvining Death, of course. Made even funnier in the comic adaptation with this follow-up.

Bill: Yeah?

Ted: Death wears funny shorts."


 * De Nomolos's Mooks seizing control of a room using typical action-movie-thug poses and body language, dressed in standard-issue paramilitary black ... and giant floppy black boots made of polyethylene foam, which are apparently all the rage in their time.
 * De Nomolos's Mooks seizing control of a room using typical action-movie-thug poses and body language, dressed in standard-issue paramilitary black ... and giant floppy black boots made of polyethylene foam, which are apparently all the rage in their time.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Comic Book

 * Death enjoying himself at Bill & Ted's playground.