Mr. B Natural

Mr. B Natural is an advertising short about a mysterious pixie who helps Buzz, a lonely young kid, learn how to make friends and express himself through music (and hence, genuine Conn™ instruments).

For the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, please go to the episode recap page.

"Fred: (turning down a date with a cute girl) Not me, Jeannie! Band practice! I wouldn't miss it for anything! I'm bucking for first clarinet chair!"
 * Ambiguous Gender: Possibly what they were shooting for with Mr. B, given that he's the living incarnation of music itself.
 * Ambiguously Gay: Mr. B Natural would be Camp Gay if it was even clear he's really a male.
 * Anthropomorphic Personification
 * Blatant Lies: Being in the school band will make you popular.
 * Bifauxnen: Mr. B.
 * Cute but Cacophonic: Mr. B.
 * Expy: Riff Trax discovered the new Mr. B Natural in the short film Magical Disappearing Money.
 * Fairy Companion
 * Genki Sexless Man/Woman: Mr. B is very very perky.
 * Hartman Hips: Mary Martin Betty Luster, who plays Mr. B., unknowingly (or knowingly?) shows off her hips when laying down on her side at one point.
 * Hey, It's That Girl: Betty Luster had been a model and stage actress since 1938. Mr B Natural was her last role - coincidence?
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: All the "be natural" puns.
 * Meaningful Name: "Be Natural"
 * Double Entendre: She's the embodiment of the B♮ musical note.
 * Which is funny because she's he's hardly flat.
 * Product Placement: It is a promotional short, and won't let you forget that for one second.
 * She's Got Legs: Mr. B, though the actress was a dancer, so it makes sense.
 * Shout-Out: The short is deliberately trying to emulate the Peter Pan stage play.
 * Sweet Polly Oliver
 * Vocal Dissonance: For such a hot...person, Mr. B has a screechy, high-pitched, constantly fluctuating, harpy scream of a voice.
 * What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?: Probably the only place you'll ever see high-schoolers marvelling over new band instruments. "Wow!"