Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?/Quotes

"Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!

Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie!

Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya?"

- Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why'd it have be snakes?

Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

- Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Sharks. Why did it have to be sharks?"

- O'Chul, Order of the Stick

"I have fought a Grizzly Bear, tracked a Cobra to its lair,

Killed a Crocodile who dared to cross my path

But the thing I really dread, when I've just got out of bed

Is to find that there's a Spider in the bath..."

- Flanders and Swann, "The Spider"

"The only thing we have to fear is FEAR ITSELF. . . and spiders."

"That was a small army, this is a big spider!"

- Gilgamesh, Girl Genius