Sleeper (Comic Book)/Funny

This section is for the Woody Allen film Sleeper:

 * When Woody Allen and a guard fight with enormous-sized food including a gigantic banana, and a super-sized strawberry.
 * Not to mention slipping on the gigantic banana peel!
 * A gay couple give Allen a balloon suit to escape in, but it gets a hole popped into it, sending him speeding across a swamp!
 * The cops and their weapon to catch the hero just keeps failing!
 * First, the weapon blows up, later, it's the plunger that blows up.

This section is for the Wildstorm comic book Sleeper.
"Marc Slayton: You wanna hear a funny story, Carver?
 * Out of nowhere during a very tense interrogation scene after Holden has been captured by IO:

Holden Carver: Sure, but it better be really funny.

Marc Slayton: So, it’s like this… I’ve got two different women telling me the same thing. Any idea why that’s the case?

Holden Carver: I’d say it really is too small."


 * Peter Grimm: You picked the wrong titty-bar, metal dick!


 * Grifter's meeting with The Authority in Point Blank.

"Midnighter:Just make sure you kill TAO when you get the chance. He’s giving us test-tube babies a bad name… And that’s my job."

"Grifter (to Jack Hawksmoor): As much evil as The Authority’s taken down, and for some reason you leave the fucking internet alone. What’s up with that?

Hawksmoor: What can I say? I’m addicted to the message boards."