Memetic Mutation/Fanfic

You thought memes were strictly limited to professionally published works? Think again.

Please add entries in the following format:
 * The name of the story.
 * Meme name: description of meme and how it's used.
 * Source of meme and fandom it relates to in the form of a hot tip.
 * Famous instances (such as the Rick Roll during the Thanksgiving parade).
 * Further mutations and successor memes, if any.


 * No, John. You are the demons.
 * And Then John Was a Zombie.
 * No! You will be KILL BY DEMONS!
 * Same atuhor: Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction.
 * NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS!!
 * Ui have discovered new radoactive isotope but it is so volatile it does not have half-life but quarter-life and so we must observe with hasty!
 * Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
 * Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm.
 * Chapter 2: They revocer teh isotrop BUT THEY DON'T!
 * ...but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.
 * My Immortal, as the most famously terrible fanfiction in existence, is a breeding ground for memes, but some highlights are:
 * "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...DUMBLYDORE!
 * Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok
 * Stop flamming u fuking preps.
 * "hey bitch you look kawaii"
 * "he put his thingy in my you know what and we did it for the first time."
 * "geddit?"
 * "cuz im goffic"
 * Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?
 * STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!
 * "And Loopin was masticating to it!"
 * "And Dobby was watching!"
 * "And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black."
 * "He was so hot and sexy that my body went all hot kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
 * "Icy blue eyes like limpid tears"
 * "The only way they can be killed is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak."
 * "Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. 'I hath telekinesis.' he said."
 * "Volfemort has him bondage!"
 * "I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT!" Hargirid paused angrily "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
 * "VAMPIRE POTTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
 * "It was snowing and raining."
 * "...and there was _____, looking extremely fucking hot."
 * WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
 * I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
 * I cried sexily
 * I jumped sexily in front of da bullet
 * Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked.
 * I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
 * Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries:
 * "Still not king yet."
 * "Stubble update: I look rugged and manly."
 * "Pervy hobbit-fancier."
 * "Still the prettiest."
 * "Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
 * Gandalf's pointy hat trick.
 * The strawberry scented bath bubbles.
 * "Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs."
 * The Doctor Who-related fanfic series, featuring non-canon companion Ben Chatham and his (in)famous creator, Sparacus, has spawned many memes.
 * UNTRUE!
 * Unsubstantiated Assertion!
 * "Let us perchance to venture inside...
 * The silent majority.
 * Glacier Mints are a B-rated drug.
 * Livejournal Kink Memes are a spawning ground for these. The Ace Attorney one in particular (located here and currently at nineteen parts, as you can see) has generated piles of fanon, including a fic (and sequels) with Phoenix being the prince of Lithuania (AND moonlights as a porn star with the stage name "Earl Zach"), at least one original character (the most well known/popular being Hannah, Edgeworth's much put-upon secretary), an in-universe online rpf archive called "Lawyers in Love" and more besides.
 * "ReCaptcha says [X]"
 * Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.
 * Pepper jack cheese.
 * Hrm, Half Life: Full Life Consequences hasn't been mentioned. Why not? BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE.
 * John﻿ Freeman look on the ground and found WEPON.
 * And the pants were dead.
 * John Freeman and Gordon Freeman and Henry Freeman.
 * And it gave them hop!
 * Zombie goasts, leave this place!
 * It is a good day for me to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys!
 * Thanks I could help, bro!
 * And then he shot the final boss with a rocket, because that was his weakness.
 * They come from science and outer space and they hate humens.
 * Same author: Halo: Halos in Space: "'NOOOOOO! He was my brotheeeer!' And then he got tired and slept."
 * YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER, from Hans Von Hozel's infamous Kung Fu Panda fanfic.
 * "[insert name here] danubes through the window."
 * Suddenly, X!
 * But they were blood bananas made of blood.
 * "That bastardly hound!"
 * Killed him in the leg.
 * "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
 * Ghosts don exits.
 * In 2001, a poster on the Harry Potter Movie Site/Unofficial Harry Potter Movie Site/HJP Forums/Harry Potter Connection speculated that a later book would be named after a MacGuffin that would prove vital to defeat Voldemort. (Which in fact turned out to be the case.) The completely random example given was "Green Flame Torch", and before long every other Harry Potter Continuation Fanfic was called Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch. J. K. Rowling herself commented on it, and it was still being speculated as the title of the seventh book years later.
 * "Harry, you must rock the fuck out.
 * Groinsaws.
 * Starkits Prophecy:
 * "Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!
 * LJESS IS OYUR SAVER
 * 11. No BENG GAY!f
 * WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
 * I am what they call the best of the best, so mock all you want, but I have my fans, and they lvoe my stories!!!!
 * My responsible this.
 * Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."
 * She has no name, but his...is Señor Draco.
 * ORIGINAL CHARACTER/IDEA! DO NOT STEAL!
 * "Surprise!" said Riker as he boned young Wesley up the ass.
 * How's the weather on Strana Mechty?
 * EARTHWANK!
 * "Take me, Time Lord!"
 * Rude Person, the traditional Kirk/Spock Slash Fic plot parodied in different dialects.
 * Speaking of Kirk/Spock, thanks to the legendary and infamous "Closer" video, "Closer" is now the unofficial theme song for "Amok Time", has been played at several non-slash Trek conventions, and has spawned about a hundred copy-cat videos for different fandoms.
 * Namine does not knock. She kicks the door down.
 * Heee~ey.
 * "[Insert random problem]? Drop the Sun on it!"
 * Tabris is F___ing gay.
 * BABIES!
 * Babiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabies
 * "Damn you, Ikari!"
 * "BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL!"
 * Not! One! More! Day!
 * Deadpool's "RETCON PUNCH!", and his DDR battle against Doctor Bong.
 * The author refusing his Facebook friend request.
 * "None of this is real. There is a fanboy, sitting at his computer desk, writing a fix fic for what was a fantastically drawn story."
 * Hermione had changed over the summer.
 * She had curves in all the right places.
 * Her hair was no longer bushy, but curled perfectly and gleamed in the sun.
 * IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.
 * I love my wife. And she needs her chainsaw.
 * Conner die.
 * This have no pardon!
 * A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place.
 * Draco and Harry know all about broom closets at Hogwarts. Also Hermione. And Snape.
 * HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!
 * CHARD MONSTER!!!
 * If comments/reviews for this fic, Digimon Adventure Remix 02, are anything to go by...then Chapter 6-Mimi the Cougar. It Makes Sense in Context...
 * The Emiya Clan
 * "Welcome to The Clan. Leave your sanity at the door."
 * FUNNIFICATION IS NOT A WORD MOONY.
 * Repeat after me: I do believe in commas. I do, I do.
 * "And so the gods did Hector up the butt, because he was a fine man."-Opening line of Forbidden Love, an Illiad fanfic.
 * Kyon: Big Damn Hero:
 * Big Damn X
 * Kuyou haet noodlez.
 * "Magical Radiant Nonoko!"
 * I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK!
 * POTTERRR!
 * Team 8
 * THAT'S BULLSHIT! (eeps, covers mouth)
 * THAT'S BULLSHIT! (eeps, covers mouth)