Big Jake/Funny

"Jacob: Take down your pants.
 * "But I ain't ever been to Nacogdoches."
 * The introduction of Michael's motorcycle, enough said.
 * "No way, I ain't gettin out... not 'til you say I can shoot back!"
 * This exchange, when Jacob learns that James was injured during an earlier shootout and needs to have said injury treated:

James: *annoyed* Are you on the level?

Jacob: Are you going to take down your pants, or am I going to have to take them for you?

James: You and who else?

Jacob: *commandingly* Dog.


 * Jacob's dog sits up and growls menacingly.*"