Grant Morrison's Batman/Funny

"Batman (Dick Grayson): Don't make me humiliate you in front of your new girlfriend.
 * Batman on a thinly veiled version of CBR spreading ridiculous rumors about himself.
 * 'Sexy disco hot' and the following dance sequence from Pyg is hilarious as it is disturbing.
 * Batman vs. The Red Hood:

Red Hood: SHE'S NOT MY--

Batman: *slams his head into the ground* Backstory. Not interested."


 * "What is it about the sombrero? Some things are just naturally funny."
 * "Anyway, what's the problem? Haven't you ever been mind controlled by a gorilla?"
 * Gordon in Batman and Robin #16.
 * The banana peel.
 * Damian didn't know about the rocket.
 * Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome in certain aspects, but in Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!, three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of