Record of Loudness War/Sliding Scale

Scale Of Deafness (After Listening To Loud Music)


 * -5: I can hear a pin drop on a butterfly in Afric-OH GOD! GET ME TO A PADDED ROOM! QUICKLY! ITSTOOMUCHTOOMUCHTOOMUCHTO-
 * -4: It's fun listening to people have sex on the top floor.
 * -3: Your heart-beat? I know you're lying.
 * -2: Those two? (Nightclub music) They're talking about cheese.
 * -1: I heard that! Just because you're across the room doesn't mean I can't hear it!
 * 0: I can hear you just fine.
 * 1: Oh, you said 'pineapples.'
 * 2: What's that? I can't hear you. Speak up a little.
 * 3: That's odd. I'm going to need a hearing aid.
 * 4: I'm sorry, say that again? I'm sorry, say that again? I'm sorry, say that again? I'm sorry, say that again?
 * 5: WHAT'S THAT? TIMMY DROPPED IN A WELL, YOU HAVE NO SPARTANS, MAKE YOUR HELL?

- Krrackknut