Bald of Evil/Quotes

"David: You know, I -- right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald.

Paul: David, I'm all right with this.

Jill: David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.

David: It's not a choice, Jill. God made me this way.

Jill: Then I reject God!"

- Mr. Show, "Very Special Episode"

"Flash: I want a lawyer.

Lex Luthor: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds."

- Smallville