Bulletstorm/Funny

"Ishi: I do not like this. I am a soldier, not an assassin!
 * While walking down the side of the building to assassinate Novak, Rell and Ishi have this hilarious exchange:

Rell: Well, why don't we give it a softer name, like the "Disagreeable Persons Disposal Unit"?"

"Grayson: Can't this thing go any faster?!
 * During Last Train From Explosion Town;

Ishi: Perhaps you'd like to come over and do it yourself? I do not speak train!"

"Serrano: "U-R-A-D-U-M-B-T-I-T.""
 * Serrano's "code" to deactivate the DNA bomb.

"Trishka: "It is crazy how stupid you are."
 * Grayson kicking over a sign, and thus setting off a chain-reaction that results in half a building collapsing, two seconds after Trishka warned him that the area was dangerous and that they should be stealthy.

Grayson: "Well, at least we don't have to whisper anymore.""

"Trishka: "What the hell did you do to piss this thing off? Kill its babies?"
 * When the mother Hekaton arrives.

Grayson: "What? No! Well... maybe...""

"Trishka: "[...] Go fuck yourself! You shit piles give chase and I will kill your dicks!"
 * The first time Gray and Ishi meet Trishka.

Grayson: "What?! What does that even mean?! Your gonna kill my dick? I'll kill your dick! How 'bout that, huh?"

Ishi: "Speaking of dick killing parties."

[cue another firefight]"

""He's my favorite robot pal. Ishi was alright, but he wasn't 50 feet tall...""
 * Gray's dialogue throughout the part where you control the Mechaton.

"Grayson: I feel like I should say something witty.
 * And how it ends with him saying he named it Waggleton P. Tallylicker... and he never got to tell it. *sniffle*
 * The Meta-Burnout boss that thunders into the Boss Room, which fully appears to be an epic and difficult boss fight.... Best Anticlimax ever.

Trishka: Why start now?"

"Serrano: "Suck the tears off my dick, you ugly mudfuckers!""
 * The first time we see Serrano in person, as he's fighting off skulls and creeps.

"Grayson: Rumors were true. Final Echo are using leashes.
 * When Grayson and Rell find a leash.

Rell: I thought instinct-moderated weapons were outlawed.

Grayson: Yeah, they were.

Rell: Hell, man, if that's gun power - we need it. So pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on."

"Gray: Oh, cockfucking rimjob piece of shit! We're back in the same room we were in before!
 * The entire sequence where Gray and Ishi try to escape from the Ulysses, and how

Ishi: The room was not on fire last time."


 * The part where Grayson, Ishi, and Trishka escape a collapsing skyscraper by turning the elevator shaft into a cannon. The pod bursts out through the roof and deposits them unharmed, across town. When flying through the air, the camera zooms in to show them in zero-gee float.