The Brak Show/Funny

"Brak: 'Dad can I open the box even though it's not a recognized mealtime? Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?
 * Anytime Dad opens his mouth, expect to hear the funniest thing you'll ever hear in your life.
 * "I am sick of being pushed around like a stolen shopping cart full of rotten pumpkin meat!"
 * "You found your real parents?"
 * "Mother, people only invite you to dinner for three reasons: to sell you vitamins, to drug you and take unpleasant snapshots, or to convert you to their hideous farming religion!
 * "You say sewers, I say waterslide."
 * "Brak! Stop driving your little baby car around Saint Babiesburg and take your asteroid smashing like a man!"
 * "Moustache. No moustache."
 * "You drive around, you run a light...maybe you honk at the ladies and they say (high girly voice) 'Hey, chief! Where'd you get the new ride, ah?' And you say: (ridiculous frat guy voice) 'It's Parko's, maahn. I'm just keepin' it for him while he's in the joint. See ya later, maahn.' Then you drive away, so proud to be a nose-possessing man."
 * The entirety of the final episode.
 * This dialogue in "Sexy New Brak Show Go"

Dad: Ask your mother.

Brak: Mom, can I open the box?

Mom: Ask your father.

Brak: Dad can I open the box?

Dad: Ask your father.

Brak: Dad, how about that box?

Dad: Say it like a princess.

Brak: (girly voice) Father, may I open the box?

Dad: No no no, Princess the Cat

Brak: I don't do her.

Dad: Then you don't open the box! ... but I love you very much!"

"Brak: Don't talk to me mom, I'm a murderer!
 * The episode "Goldfish" during Brak's mini freakout when he finds out he can't go to the Carnival of Feet right away, complete with loud yelling and exorcist head twisting.
 * Same episode, Don Tickles, Notary Public.
 * Same episode:

Mom: Oh, dear.

Brak: I'm going to bed, but I don't see how I'll ever get to sleep!

Brak: *in bed* Man, I love sleeping! *snore* Oh, I wish I could wake up so I could go back to sleep again! *snore*"

"Brak: Mr. Tickles, how do you think Thundercleese is going to take this?
 * And again:

Mr. Tickles: Oh, my god! He'll tear your arms off!

Brak: But I love my arms! That's where my hands live!"


 * Thundercleese apparently has a lightswitch OF TOTAL DEVASTATION!