Poker Night At the Inventory/Quotes

""You should know that my first response to an inveterate raiser is to shove chips down his or her throat until they shit like a slot machine.""

- Tycho

""Flint Paper once told me, and I quote, 'Bad cards are no reason to get beaten up by a bunch'a humps.'""

- Max

""Best strategy when fighting Heavy Weapons Guy, is not to fight Heavy Weapons Guy.""

- Heavy Weapons Guy

""Of course I've got the best cards, man! That's what they call me! Got The Best Cards Man!""

- Strong Bad