Doctor Who/Recap/S3 E7 The Celestial Toymaker

"I'm bored. I love to play games but there's no-one to play against. The beings who call here have no minds, and so they become my toys. But you will become my perpetual opponent. We shall play endless games together, your brain against mine."

- The Toymaker

The TARDIS arrives in the domain of the eponymous Toymaker, an immortal being who forces them to play deadly games. The Doctor plays the Trilogic Game, which neither believes the others would be capable of solving. Meanwhile, Steven and Dodo are given more childlike pursuits with incredibly deadly results, eventually playing a dice-based board game where they have to hop from square to square over an electrified floor while playing against a cheating man-child. The Toymaker, over the episodes, grows frustrated with the Doctor being... well... himself and begins to take parts of the Doctor away, making taunts to him. The Doctor is finally left down to a single hand, with no way to speak or even do much but play the Trilogic game. Of course, the Toymaker eventually returns the Doctor to normal, otherwise it'd be hard to explain the future episodes, wouldn't it?

Steven and Dodo, in their game of increasingly-deadly board game, barely win out as the devious manchild essentially commits suicide-by-stupidity. They rescue the TARDIS, the goal square of their little game, and the Doctor gets ever-closer to finishing off his game. Eventually, the Trilogic Game comes down to a dilemma: the Doctor can win by moving the last piece on the board, but if he does so the Toymaker's realm will vanish entirely. This means taking himself, Dodo and Steven with it while leaving the Toymaker free to build another realm and jerk around with more people. The Toymaker hopes that the Doctor will stay and play games as an equal mind to his own.

The Doctor wins by making his final move from inside the TARDIS through verbal commands that imitate the Toymaker himself. As they escape, the trio celebrate their win by all sharing a grin. The Doctor then whips out a bag of candy and has a piece, but is left moaning in pain when he bites down on the candy...

Episodes 1 through 3 of this story are among the 106 missing episodes of 60s Doctor Who. The fourth episode exists, and was released on the "lost in Time" DVD set. However, there is a full novelization of the adventure, and dedicated fans recorded the audio of the entire thing anyway.

A reconstruction can be watched here. It includes Episode 4, the only one remaining.

Tropes

 * Bowdlerise - In the audio release, Peter Purves's narration talks over the series' sole instance of the N-word (the unbowdlerized version of "Eenie Meenie Miny Moe").
 * Deadly Game
 * The GM Is a Cheating Bastard
 * Hoist by His Own Petard -
 * Monster Clown
 * Our Lawyers Advised This Trope: Cyril is dressed like Billy Bunter and has an line (adlibbed) where he says that his friends call him "Billy". After the broadcast of "The Dancing Floor", the estate of Frank Richards complained that Billy Bunter was being portrayed as evil and a disclaimer was aired after "The Final Test" to state that Cyril was merely imitating Bunter.
 * Psychopathic Manchild
 * Towers of Hanoi
 * Unfortunate Implications: The Celestial Toymaker wears Chinese clothing, and likes Chinese objects, and seems to be fond of Chinese culture in general. The word "Celestial" is a racial slur for the Chinese, causing people to accuse the Celestial Toymaker of being yellowface.