Intoxication Ensues/Quotes

"Topher Brink: You know what I like? Brown Sauce? What's it made of? Science doesn't know!

Adelle DeWitt: It's made of brown.

Topher Brink: Brown...mined from the earth by the hard scrabble brown miners of north Brownderton!

Adelle DeWitt: Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible."

- Dollhouse, "Echoes"

"Rodney: YESS, theyweretheretooandtherewerethetwoguards; theywerehugeanddumbandtotakethemoutIhadtotakesomeoftheenzyme!

Weir: You took some of the enzyme?!

Rodney: NONONONONONONONO, Ididn'ttakesomeoftheenzyme, ItookaLOToftheenzymetotakeouttheseguards, youshould'veseenmeIwasAMAZING!!!"

- Stargate Atlantis

""If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a *weird* gig. I fed off a flower-person, and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.""

- Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer