Spaced Invaders/Funny

"Martian Officer: Sir, the Arcturans have destroyed the remainder of the fleet. I've sent a distress signal to all ships across the galaxy, but we're heading straight into their sun and our engines are about to explode!

Enforcer Drone:

Martian Officer: Now would be a great time to start!"

"Corporal Pez: "Prepare to die, Earth scum. Prepare to die, Earth scum!" I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!
 * The Martians running away after the "Doughnut of Destruction" suffered an Epic Fail:

Lieutenant Giggywig: Ahhhhh, SHUT UP!!!"

"Giggywig: Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Commands, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this. [holds up a small rifle]
 * Lieutenant Giggywig tries to explain to Captain Bipto that their invasion has failed:

Captain Bipto: Is it loaded?

Giggywig: Let's find out! [points the rifle at Bipto]"

"Kathy: But, Dad, they're not really bad, they're just... stupid."
 * Kathy finds herself oddly sympathetic to the Martians: