Good Burger/Funny

"Griffin: Bun! Patty! Toppings! Sauce! Assemble!"
 * Dexter trying (and failing miserably) to make a Mondo Burger.

"Ed: Strawberry Jacuzzi!"
 * Ed trying to fix the milkshake machine.

"Dexter: I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before.
 * The first meeting between Ed and Dexter, who was trying to remember where he's seen Ed before.

Ed: Maybe I'm someone famous like a baseball player or a pretty nurse.

Dexter: What? What are you talking about?

Ed: Okay, I give up. Who am I?

Dexter: I don't know who you are or where I've seen you before or why you think you're an attractive nurse."

"Dexter: Check it, Ed, it's the Mondo Idiot!
 * Ed's first encounter with Kurt.

Ed: Oh, nice to meet you, Mondo Idiot, I'm Ed.

Kurt: Well, Ed, you better watch your butt man!

Ed: Okay.

(Tries and ends up spinning around and around)

Ed: I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt."

"Otis: I need a hot Jacuzzi! *passes out*"
 * Ed in general.
 * "Is it because I'm black?"
 * Nearly everything by Abe Vigoda's character, Otis.

"Troy: Who are you?

Otis: Yer mama! Who are you?"

"Heather: They're coming! We'd better hurry!

Otis: Don't have to tell me twice. *Supermans out window*"