One, Two, Three/Funny

"Otto: I spit on your money. I spit on Fort Knox. I spit on Wall Street.
 * MacNamara and Otto's first meeting.

MacNamara: Unsanitary little jerk, isn't he?"

"Otto: We will take over West Berlin. We will take over Western Europe. We will bury you!
 * And let's not forget the finale...

MacNamara: Do me a favor. Bury us but don't marry us."

"Otto: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist!
 * The chase seen, when the russians are after Mac and the gang. I love how thier car keeps falling apart peice by peice!
 * When poor Schlemmer has returned from East Berlin.
 * I loved it when Otto is about to have a another break-down, and Scarlet is the practical one!

Scarlet: When he's 18 he can deciede for himself, whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist."

"Otto: You know, I think I'm going to like this job!
 * I laughed when Otto bursts into Mac's office wearing boxers, shirt, tie and a morning coat and tells Mac about his "big plans".

MacNamara: It's about time you started cooperating.

Otto: You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt!

MacNamara: Put your pants on, Spartacus!"

"Otto: Is everybody in this world corrupt?!
 * When Otto's about to have a complete mental break-down, and Peripetchikoff is no help at all.

Peripetchikoff: I don't know everybody."

"MacNamara: Look at it this way kid. Any civilization that can produce the Taj Mahal, William Shakespeare, and Stripe toothpaste can't be all bad."
 * MacNamara tries putting things into perspective, that doesn't help Otto feel any better.