Rhymes on a Dime/Quotes

"Man 1: You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Man 2: Really? I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why.

Man 1: I once shot a man in Reno and then went home to cry.

Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno and then watered his cacti.

Man 1: I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai.

Man 2: I think we're done here."

- Xkcd #206

"''"Why be led, when you can be leader?

Why bow to lady luck when you can beat her?

Why sit back and relax if you can pull your fill?

Before you are taken, why not go in for the kill?

O-hohohohohoho!"''"

- Shantotto

"''"...Quant sor un rouge olifant

Vint uns limeçons armés

Qui lor aloit escriant :

« Fil a putain, sa venez !

Je versefie en dormant. »"''

''("...When on a red elephant

An armed snail arrived

That shouted to them:

'Come on then, sons of bitches!

I rhyme in my sleep.'")''"

- Author unknown, Fatrasies d'Arras (second half 13th century)