Not-So-Harmless Villain/Quotes

"Kefka, on the other hand, starts off as a gofer for Emperor Gesthal, trudging through the desert and whining that he hates his job. Since his first encounter with the heroes ends with him throwing a humiliated tantrum, Kefka might even trick you into thinking he's just a comic relief villain like Gilgamesh. But even though Kefka is introduced as a laughingstock, by the second half of the game, nobody's laughing anymore. (Well, except for him, of course.)"

- Pitchfork on Final Fantasy VI

"Then this is how I win the world... this juncture, of course, is usually where the wheels come off. But not this time... cutting the traitor, Major Bludd's heart in half right in front of you, right here in this room, should have gotten the point across. It suited me once to appear weak and cowardly, because it motivated you people to think! But today... is a new daaaay... there will be no moves to take over my command, there will be no mistakes, there will be none... OF YOUR CRAP! NONE OF IT! Work with me... and I'll give you the world, in less than twenty-four hours... work against me... and I will GUT you like a fish, right here..."

- Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe Resolute, Episode 4.

""Isn't it queer that a creature afraid of everything, apparently helpless with terror, has the capacity to kill at will.""

- Bayta, Foundation and Empire

""Yes. I understand. You're one of those. One of those enemies who think I am only adorable, and not a threat to be measured more carefully. A joke, a jester, a 'jape in jammies. 'Do you know how many of those people are corpses now, ''"

- Ragdoll, Secret Six

"CCG: THE IS ON THE LOOSE.

CCG: YEAH, I KNOW WE ALL THOUGHT THAT TITLE WAS A JOKE, BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WASN'T.

CCG: HE'S COMPLETELY SNAPPED, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU FURTHER AHEAD ON THE TIMELINE, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW DANGEROUS HE IS."

- Karkat, talking about face heel turn, Homestuck