Poke the Poodle/Quotes

"Dr. Polaris: * Ahem*

"Luthor": ...What?

Dr. Polaris: You gonna wash your hands?

"Luthor": No... 'Cuz I'm evil."

- Justice League Unlimited

""Aha, I'm going to waste all their minutes! Mwa ha ha ha!""

- The Nostalgia Critic mocking the villain of Rock-a-Doodle

""I, Voldemort, give you full permission to use the most evil of magics!" They're like, no, Voldemort! Not the ear magic! "YES! BURN ALL THEIR FUCKIN' EARS!""

- Kevin Smith on Deathly Hallows

""Making fun of his hair color? That ruthless son of a bitch!""

- Linkara

""Revenge! Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!""

- Cassiel celebrates her first successful ploy in Misfile

"''Lies and fibs, cheats and steals,

My treacherous villainy makes me squeal.

I never tip, I butt in line,

I never clean the dishes and it suits me fine.

I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze.

This bad guy thing's a breeze!''"

- King K. Rool during a song in Donkey Kong Country

""I looked up a girl's skirt the other day. Isn't that the best kind of evil?""

- Orc NPC, Disgaea 2 Cursed Memories

""If you must know," a disconnected whisper confided, "we dressed in blackface and wrote filthy slogans on the side of the citadel. Horrible, horrible things about Princess Tanalasta and a centaur."

A strong political statement, Alias thought sarcastically."

- Azure Bonds, Forgotten Realms novel by Kate Novak and Jeff Grubb.

""I'm gonna find the wrong crowd and not read things together! Yeah, That's right! Entire novels left unopened!""

- Marik Ishtar, Marik Plays Bloodlines

"But, as if on purpose, when it reached the limit, [Gavrila] always proved too honest for an extremely base deed. (On a small base deed, however, he was always ready to agree.)"

- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Idiot