I Made America/Funny

"Fishwife: Alexander Hamilton, author of the Federalist Papers... drenched. John Adams, doesn't return my phone calls. Can't be bothered to use a cell phone! Thomas Jefferson. Moody teenager. Washington! Are you even listening to me?!
 * The fishwife's "The Reason You Suck" Speech:

Washington: I act as I will."

"John Adams: (holds up a copy of the John Adams) Why am I played by angry people?
 * I am the master of all things financial!!!
 * "There is only one woman for Benjamin Franklin."
 * My face is on a fucking mountain. Is your face on a fucking mountain?
 * The whole entire "Shit Founding Fathers Say Special"

Hamilton: I'm only worth ten dollars?!"


 * Franklin's facial expressions and voice in his Synonyms of the "Drunk" video