Less Disturbing in Context/Quotes

""Jory, your penis is still on fire.""

- Jonathan Paula, Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?

""Hitler is number one!""

- Colbert

""I LOVE LUCIFER! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!""

- Tech N9ne, Devil Boy

""You seem to be a freshly-severed head.""

- I Am Maru, (English translation)

"Chuggaaconroy: I feel like strangling a puppy!

Proton Jon: SO DO I!"

- The Runaway Guys, in their Let's Play of Mario Party

""I’m probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it.""

- Mrs.

""FANTASTICALLY moist.""

- Derek the Bard,

"It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz."

- Sofi, The Unborn

"Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death"

- Fark.com headline

""[T]he British-Canadian Automobile Association has an original idea for a new speed bump: small children!""

- 'What the Fuck Is Wrong With You, Episode 17.

"Stewie: Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!

Brian: Alright, yeah, high five!

Stewie: Yeah, alright!"

- Family Guy, Back to the Pilot