The Onion/Heartwarming


 * "Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box" Try reading through this with dry eyes
 * "Mom Really Funny Today"
 * "Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite"
 * "Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend"
 * "Genuine Love And Respect Only Thing Holding Area Relationship Together"
 * "Father Only Expresses Love Through Concern For Proper Tire Inflation"
 * "Lonely Teacher, Outcast Student Begin Somewhat Endearing Sexual Relationship"
 * "My Dad Is A Army Guy vs. I Am A Army Guy"