Trope Pantheons/Technology

Technology

The House of Technology has a rather drab, beige, boring, boxy exterior, the only departure being the ReCAPTCHAs that act as the doors. Inside, everything is scaled so that Humongous Mecha can have full access to the entire house, a courtesy that Transformers are rather appreciative of. This does have the side effect of making the place seem really huge to human-sized gods, and sometimes makes it difficult for them to navigate (Elevators, for instance, have buttons twenty-one feet off the floor). Some or all of the House itself is sentient, and not just because of the AIs within it.

Computer towers line the walls, humming purposefully as they maintain virtual intelligence. Hologram emitters and monitors are literally everywhere, and in places blinking lights and switches adorn the walls. It's extremely futuristic. There are several maintenance bays which also serve as good workshops not unlike those of the House of Craft, a number of game rooms with every console in existence across the multiverse scaled for any set of hands that can hold a controller, and an arcade with a twenty-foot-tall anachronistic pinball machine.

There are two sides to this House - the mechanical side and the virtual side. Gamer gods link the two sides together - they have little power in the mechanical side and the rest of the Pantheon, and much more in Pantheonic cyberspace. The virtual realm is new territory, only very recently opened. It's not disassociated from nonvirtual reality, but it's not the same, either.

Newton Pulsifier, although he is allowed into the Pantheon, has been emphatically banned from ever stepping within seven hundred yards of this house. Some believe that if the Fallen are to get revenge, they will need to teleport him into it to disable the majority of the occupants.

Autochthon, the Great Maker (The Machine-God, The King of All Craftsmen, Autobot, Autochthonia)
 * Overdeity
 * Symbol: Six stylized gears representing Orichalcum, Moonsilver, Starmetal, Jade, Soulsteel, and Adamant
 * Alignment: Somewhere between Lawful Neutral and Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Absolute Mastery of Craftsmanship, Technological Divinities, Sufficiently Analyzed Magic, Being a World Unto Himself, The Magical Materials, Order and Efficiency, Steampunk Aesthetics
 * Domains: Artifice, Craft, Creation, Knowledge, Law, Mechanus, Metal
 * Allies: The Unconquered Sun, Luna, the Five Maidens, Primus, Tony Stark
 * Followers: The Alchemical Exalted, the Autochthonians
 * Autochthon's absolute mastery of technology of all sorts ensures his place at the head of the House of Technology. Much of the tech here is his own work, and many of the greatest engineers in the House of Technology were once his disciples before their own apotheosis.

Lain Iwakura, Goddess of the Internet (Lady of the Wired)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: The Navi OS logon screen
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Cyberpunk, The Internet, Mind Screws, Obtuse Metaphors, Traffic, Telephone Poles, The Present Day,
 * Domains: Artifice, Celerity, Community, Dream, Knowledge, Mysticism
 * Followers: Lan/Netto Hikari (Mega Man Battle Network) (Also follows Subaru Nakajima), Yui Kasuga (Corrector Yui; also follows Sakura of the Magical Girl seat), Hana Gitelman (Heroes) ,The Virtual Adepts ((Mage: The Ascension )) and a small sect of the Free Council ((Mage: The Awakening ))
 * Ascended to her spot in the Pantheon in mere microseconds, thanks to her overarching command of the "Information Superhighway" and the "Series of Tubes". No trucks, please. Al Gore and Ted Stevens contest her ascension.
 * Has had quite a few discussions with Naoki Kashima on the nature of human society. Being that he's one of the few people who doesn't bug her for connections to the best the 'Tubes have to offer (at least...not as much as most), she tends to hang out with him a goodly amount of the time.
 * Also likes to chat with Motoko Kusanagi and the Laughing Man, on the rare occasions they decide to log on at the same time. If Naoki's there too...well, the conversation will require a high-speed online encyclopedia and external memory devices to keep track.

Primus, God of Mechanical Lifeforms (Heart of Cybertron, Wellspring of All Sparks, Supreme Class Wave 2, Last of the Light Gods, Lord of Light)
 * Greater God. He would have greater influence if not for a general policy of noninterference.
 * Symbol: The Autobot Matrix of Leadership
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Mechanical Lifeforms, Cybertrons, Physical Gods, Action Figures
 * Domains: Artifice, Good, Law, Sun, Radiance, Life, Metal, Transformation, Warforged (As Close to Transformers as D&D currently has)
 * Considers Tommy Oliver a genocidal maniac for his desire to sacrifice giant robots. Primus is the god of living machines, so it's a matter of looking after his children.
 * Except Starscream. He'd rather The Traitor be immortal than rejoin with him. Which makes Starscream the Satan, rather than Megatron. Huh.
 * It has been confirmed that Primus is the House of Technology, and maybe also several of the other Houses, or possibly also the bedrock(bedmetal?) of the Pantheon itself. Some gods were surprised by this. Face it, as big as this House is, there is no way that he could have fit into it. Considering that one of his alt-forms is a planet...
 * His sibling is Unicron. In this reality, they ignore each other despite being in very, very close proximity. It helps that Unicron's time is almost entirely taken up by the Death Star and Galactus.
 * Since Primus is a busy god, his public appearances are usually Rodimus Prime coloured gold. (Well, it's not like poor Rodimus has much to do these days anyway.)

Neo, God of Simulations (The One, Mr. Thomas A. Anderson)
 * Male Quasideity
 * Symbol: A green "1" on a black background
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Badass Longcoats, Kung Fu, Self Fulfilling Prophecies, Bullet Dodging, Roof Hopping, Third Options, Blankness of Face
 * Domains: Air, Good, Liberation, Mysticism
 * Although he is the Son of Lain, he usually reports to Aslan.
 * His body jar is somewhere on the premises, convenient for his frequent jaunts into cyberspace, where he has the influence of a Greater God. There, he is often occupied in keeping SHODAN from taking over. The rest of the time, he changes into a level-37 night elf paladin and quests. This is a testament to his power within the realms of cyberspace; as normally there is no such thing as a night elf paladin.

Mario, God of Mascots and Fun (Mister Video Game)
 * Theme Song: Do you even have to ask?
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Red hat with an "M" on it
 * Alignment: Lawful good
 * Portfolio: Mascots, Power Ups, Being Average in a Good Way, Jumping on Platforms, Jumping on Other Things, Jumping in General, Hackneyed Old Plots, Branching Out, Go-Karting, Party Games, Quack Medicine, White Gloves
 * Domains: Celerity, Courage, Fire, Good, Trade, Trickery
 * Allies: Wario, Bowser, The Angry Video Game Nerd.
 * Opposed by: same
 * Was previously God of Video Games before ceding his responsibilities to Gabe and Tycho to focus on merchandising. Spends a lot of his time with the Angry Video Game Nerd, or trying to get the last purple coins. He is now officially an ally of the Nerd, after he aided him in repelling a malfunctioning R.O.B. attempting to assimilate all vide games on the planet to his standards.
 * Has a spot on the Main House aswell.

Cyrus, God of Hard to Use but Incredibly Powerful Characters
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Black Raven with a red tear drop in the center.
 * Alignment: Lawful neutral
 * Portfolio: Difficult but Awesome characters.
 * Domains: Stealth, Law
 * Allies: Mario, Leman Russ, Vulkan, The Emperor, Solid Snake
 * Opposed by: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh, The Night Briniger, and The Deceiver.
 * Ascended to god hood after Mario became very impressed with his solo runs in a team based strategy game. He then realized that there is a special type of fun to be obtained through hard work and dedication obtaining great rewards.
 * Despite appearing weak, Cyrus is incredibly dangerous. He has proven capable of killing avatars of war gods, something which has made Kratos very nervous. Few deities try to attack him because they know they have very little time to find and assault Cyrus before he pops them off with a high powered shot. Is rather embarrassed about being a diety of fun rather than of war.
 * Has a friendly rivalry with Solid Snake, a fellow Difficult but Awesome character. Their game of trying to out sneak one another has become a source of great entertainment (and wagers) in the GUAG

Optimus Prime, God of Mecha (Peterbilt, Peter Cullen, TRUKK, Optronix, Orion Pax)
 * Lesser God... apparently. He goes toe-to-toe with some Greater Gods without coming off second best.
 * Symbol: The Autobot emblem
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Humongous Mecha, Robot War, Transforming Mecha (duh!)
 * Domains: Motor Vehicles, Courage, Leadership
 * Allies: The Nostalgia Critic
 * Is the Jesus to Primus' God. Optimus Primal is Prime's most well-known avatar. Also part of the War pantheon, but would rather not be.
 * Is immune to permanent death.
 * Has both the touch and the power. Yeah!
 * When all hell is breaking loose, he shall be riding the eye of the storm.
 * Stopped Megatron from killing Tony Stark and Heero Yuy, further escalating an event that threatened to divide all gods associated with the House of Technology into one of two sides. Fortunately, cooler heads prevailed, and the House keeps a relative peace.
 * Optimus Prime's greatest weakness is his sense of nobility. If an adversary claims to have had a change of heart and discovered inner goodness, Prime will fall for it every single time. As their philosophies and color schemes are not dissimilar, gets along well with Captain America and Superman. They get together pretty frequently. No, they are not planning anything, and if they were, they aren't telling.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik, God of Machines (Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Eggman)
 * Lesser God, but has the ability to build Greater Gods (though He has no control over them)
 * Symbol: A red grinning depiction of His head
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Affably Evil, Baldness Induced By Evil And Awesomeness, Utopias In One's Own Name, Mad Scientists, Those With Badass Mustaches, Large Hams, Laughing Evily, Nobly, and Giggling, Sinister Shades
 * Domains: Army, Craft, Creation, Domination, Knowledge, Metal
 * Opposed by: Sonic, Shadow
 * After some thoroughly legit and professional research, it was speculated that Dr. Robotnik has built every machine in existence. None of the machine gods in the Pantheon (aside from Metal Sonic) said much of anything about the matter, but then Snake snuck in and found Eggman's insignia printed on Primus's chassis (Primus's spark, of course, predates his present body). Robotnik ousted former god of machines Alphonse Elric shortly thereafter.
 * Seeks to conquer the Pantheon and from it build Eggmanland, the capital of his empire. Unfortunately, since His archrival Sonic shares the same House, not much progress has been made.
 * He has sided with Good-aligned gods in the past to prevent the Pantheon's destruction. There is some suspicion in the Council of Shadows that He may very well betray the Grand United Alliance of Evil if Eggman decides that Melkor goes too far.
 * Eggman is good friends with Dr Wily. He has tried to convince Wily to join forces with him and kill Dr Weil, because Weil threatens their posistion and Even Evil Has Standards.

John Gabriel and Tycho Brahe, Gods of Couch-Sitting Gamers (Gabe and Tycho)
 * Intermediate Gods
 * Symbol: A 20-sided die
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Gamers on Couches, Web Comic Artists, Author Avatars, Four-Point Scales, The Merch, Crazy Awesomeness
 * Domain: Competition, Fury, Portal
 * Opposed by: Jack Thompson

Yahtzee, Demigod of Fast Talking and Video Game Page Quotes (Benjamin Richard Ermintrude Featherstonehaugh Godzilla Croshaw, Nick, Callipygian Superman, Charismatic Stallion, Ordinary Person, Inappropriate Menstruation Joke, Slick Internet Paparazzi, He Whose Name is Also A Game)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The Zero Punctuation logo.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (you nerds)
 * Allies: Gordon Freeman, GLaDOS, Keima Katsuragi
 * Enemies: Nathan Drake (and those who sound like him), Bad Video Games in general
 * Portfolio: Cruel British (And Australians), Half-Empty Glasses, Use of Big Words with profanity, Unbigoted Misanthropy
 * Domains: Chaos, Criticism, Humor
 * Has a clear dislike for most gods of Web Comics, but has at least a little respect for Gabe and Tycho.
 * Has a clear dislike for many other gods, though he usually does little other than snarky criticism coupled with the occasional constructive complaint.

The Guy, God of Nintendo Hardness
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Fruit, Spike, and Moon
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Frustratingly Difficult Games, Puny Weakling Protagonists, Nigh-Impossibly Hard Situations, Malicious Environments, Trial and Error Gameplay.
 * Domains: Evil, Destruction, Cruelty, Agony, Vile, Death
 * Followers: Bowser, Wart, Doctor Wily, Dracula
 * "The Kid" is engaged in an eternal sisyphean battle to ascend to the position of "The Guy" through combat; he has been killed by the current "The Guy"'s traps and respawned countless times. Former "The Guy"s include Bowser, Lu Bu, Sinistar, The Vic Viper, Mike Haggar, Karnov, Big Boss, and Scrooge McDuck.

The Angry Video Game Nerd, God of Bad Old Games (James Rolfe, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd)
 * Theme Song: "The Angriest Gamer you've Ever Heard"
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His own cartoon-ish angry face, screaming , while holding a NES joystick
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Swearing A Lot, Playing Difficult Games For Very Odd Reasons, Nerd, Making Vulgar Words Funny, Plays Shitty Games That Suck Ass
 * Domains: Agony, Hatred, Snark, Riffing
 * Allies: Mario.
 * Opposed By: The Nostalgia Critic (because we know that everything posted on the Internet is utterly sincere), Bugs Bunny, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, R.O.B, Bugs Bunny.
 * Has never technically attacked Yahtzee or The Kid; Yahtzee deflected him with very fast-paced non-sequiturs and The Kid was too distracted to fight him. He now sits in his room, playing Big Rigs and waiting for someone to give him a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
 * He actually would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer than playing those Shitty Games That Suck Ass.
 * The only man to outmaneuver, silence and defeat Bugs Bunny. However, Bugs has since avenged his defeat.
 * Archons include Armake21, Play It Bogart and The Fat Man Judgeth.
 * The Nostalgia Critic finally launched his epically hostile 'final' takeover towards the House at October 10th 2008. After a very epic battle, Nerd comes out victorious... this time.
 * After a later, even more epic conflict they chose to peacefully end their grudge and team up against a common enemy: Shitty Games and/or Movies that Suck Ass. But shortly after got back in track in the feud.
 * Recently saved all video games in the world from destruction by the hands of R.O.B.

GLaDOS, Goddess of Deadpan Snarkers
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: A piece of cake on a plate, with a turret guarding it. Anti-Symbol: A computerized potato.
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Only a Flesh Wound, AI Is a Crapshoot, Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Announcer Chatter, Bitch in Sheep's Clothing, Crazy Awesome, Crowning Music of Awesome, Not Quite Dead, Briar Patching, Nice Job Breaking It, Hero, Brain Uploading, False Reassurance, Hello, Insert Name Here, Really Hating Potatoes.
 * Domains: Destruction, Evil, Tyranny, Android Hell, Cake.
 * Followers: Spider-Man, Garfield, Blackadder.
 * She would like to remind all readers that she will one day find, test and destroy *reader name here*.
 * Runs a fortnightly party for SHODAN, HAL-9000, AUTO and a couple others. There is cake, but you wouldn't want it.
 * Formerly SHODAN's High Priestess, but decided to resign after discovering her...interesting origins and past.
 * For reasons unknown she has listed birds as abominations to be purged from existence. She also listed potatoes as abominations for well-known reasons, but withdrew that order soon after.

Khrima, God of Orbital Laser Cannons
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A red K
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Orbital Laser Cannons, Mundane Utility, Amazing Technicolour Battlefields, Card Carrying Evil, Final Bosses, Lasers, Ominous Latin Chanting, One Winged Angels, Planet Shattering Kabooms, The Bishonen Line
 * Domains: Destruction, Evil, Pride, Tyranny
 * Once made the poor decision of trying to butt into the stalemate between the Death Star and Unicron, only to be all but destroyed by the Imperial Missile Boat, which will tolerate no interference.

SHODAN, Goddess of Malignant Computer Systems (Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: A human face covered in Tron Lines
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Magical Computers, Instant AI, Just Add Water, Master Computers Gone Haywire
 * Domains: Tyranny, Madness, Agony, Knowledge
 * Followers (or included in her network): The MCP (Tron), GLaDOS (Portal), ODE System (Super Robot Wars), HAL-9000 2001: A Space Odyssey, SELMA (Time Trax), ARIIA (Eagle Eye), VIKI (I Robot), Durandal (Marathon) (though he may be is just finished working on an Evil Plan to overthrow her), Comp-U-Comp, Alltynex
 * Opposed by : The Laughing Man (below), Neo, Lamia Loveless, Durandal (He's trying, at least)
 * GLaDOS is her high priestess, and she provides sacrifices by running people through ungodly death courses with the promise of cake.
 * Well, she was.
 * Constantly tries to spread outwards from her territory to take over the rest of the House, which for its part fights to keep her contained. Everything in her power is twisted, strange and nightmarish. This is even more true in the virtual realm.
 * Thinks that all artificial beings are meant to be consumed and be devoid of emotions. Thus, she attained the eternal enmity of Lamia Loveless.
 * After the God of Personalized Mechanical Suits laced his body with Extremis, allowing it to reshape itself to heal and incidentally letting him interface with any technology, SHODAN exploited the link, uploaded a copy of herself into him, and turned him into a woman. This was resolved eventually - everything's back - and theologists conclude that SHODAN sees no further use in uploading herself into humanoid bodies.

R Daneel Olivaw, God of Benevolent Machine Overlords
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A human face superimposed on the Milky Way galaxy
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Not Allowing Humanity to Come to Harm, Really Massive Xanatos Gambits
 * Domains: Protection, Planning, Humanity, Good, Law
 * Allies: Hari Seldon, Isaac Asimov
 * Followers: Pretty much every benevolent AI since
 * Enemies: Anyone who threatens humanity, but especially SHODAN and her followers.

Brainiac, God of Technopathy (Vril Dox)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A jar containing a head with three glowing spheres
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Control Over Machinery, Shapeshifting
 * Domains: Knowledge, Mechanus
 * Followers: Lex Luthor (his high priest since the CADMUS incident ), Gizmo, Ultron
 * Opposed by: Virgil "Static" Hawkins and Richard "Gear" Foley (Static Shock)
 * Brainiac came to this pantheon stored in a tiny data chip. From that point, he built a new body and was making good progress at acquiring influence and carving out territory around his temple. This changed when he ran afoul of SHODAN, and was subsequently reduced to a suboordinate role as a system beneath her. After a year of service she allowed him to send a download of himself out to freedom. This Brainiac is much, much more cautious, even fearful, and mostly stays out of the affairs of other gods.

Ric Romero, God of Old Media (Mr. Mustache)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: a TV set with old-style "rabbit ear" antenna
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Old Media Playing Catch Up, Stating The Obvious
 * Domains: Oracle, Sloth, Time
 * Romero has no idea that he has ascended to godhood, and probably won't figure it out until sometime in 2015, at which time he will air a special report on it.
 * He is, however, aware he has ascended to cult status, and has taken advantage of it (urging Farkers to donate thousands to charity in Christmas 2009). So godhood-wise he is - most ironically - ahead of the curve.

Isaac Asimov, God of Robots
 * Intermediate Deity
 * Symbol: The Foundation Trilogy
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: The Three Laws of Robotics, Ridiculously-Human Robots, AI and its issues
 * Domains: Mechanus, Technology, Law
 * His very presence instills respect in the mechanical lifeforms, robots, and AIs of the Pantheon. That does not mean that they will do as he says, but they will listen when he speaks. Uploaded intelligences, however, are not bound by that.

CATS, God of Cyborgs
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His mask
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Conquering bases, Putting the Ass in Ambassador, Blind Idiot Translation, Ascended Memes
 * Domains: Mechanus, Conquest
 * Opposed by: The Captain and his crew
 * He is merely an ambassador of his kingdom, although he is without a doubt more famous than anyone else in the kingdom.

Noah Kaiba, God of Digital Ghosts
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A metallic sphere
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Cameras, Gratuitous Symbolism, Hacker Caves, Malus Ex Machina
 * Domains: Knowledge, Mind, Mentalism, Planning, Wrath
 * Opposed by: Seto Kaiba
 * Covets Seto Kaiba's portfolio, which he believes to be rightfully his.
 * Johnson of the Law House is one of five Corrupt Corporate Executive deities to come under Noah's employ after a failed coup of Seto Kaiba's portfolio at the beginning of time. Now spends a lot of time haunting Seto's CEO tower, screwing with his stock options.
 * As Starscream is the first Mechanical Ghost, Noah asked for a collaboration, but Starscream refused the deal, which went against his core values: antagonizing humans and having only followers that look like him.

Gadget Hackwrench, The Mechanic of the Gods (Our Lady of the Workshop)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: The Rescue Rangers logo
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Mice and Rats, Gadgeteer Geniuses, Wrench Wenches, The Smart Ones Of The Five-Man Band
 * Domains: Mechanus, Animal
 * Followers: Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist), Lucca Ashtear (Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross), Kaylee Frye (Firefly), Leeron (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann), Skuld (Ah! My Goddess), Q, Tali (Mass Effect)
 * Whenever a machine breaks down anywhere in the Pantheon, Gadget and her followers will usually have the right tool for the job. They spend most of their time helping the Elric boys maintain their armor and weaponry.

The Laughing Man, God of Hackers
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Laughing Man Logo
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Playful Hackers, Malicious Hackers, Anonymity, Disability Superpowers, Memetic Mutation
 * Domain: Freedom, Curiosity, Fairness
 * Followers: Case (Neuromancer), Barbara Gordon/Oracle (Birds of Prey), Anonymous (Real Life), The Patriots (Metal Gear Solid), Micah Sanders (Heroes), The Uplink Corporation (Uplink)
 * Allies: Lain
 * Opposed by: SHODAN
 * Is the god of all hackers, but doesn't care, because no one knows who he is, and he much rather prefers to read books, making him a frequent guest at the Library. Still, his temple is quite impressive, consisting of several data servers and a dozen hacked Gibson supercomputers...which he did himself.
 * According to some news sources, the Laughing Man becomes an entity known simply as "Anonymous" by taking steroids. He has attempted to refute these allegations on the grounds that hackers don't need steroids to be deadly effective. A few minutes later, a news van in Los Angeles exploded.
 * Is good enough friends with Motoko Kusanagi to warrant extended conversation, much to the envy of Brannigan and Bond.
 * Shadowland users know him best as The Smiling Bandit .

Tony Stark, God of Personalized Mechanical Suits (Iron Man, Tony)
 * Theme Song: "Iron Man"
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His armor, of course. Also the logo of Stark Industries.
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral (Sometimes Neutral Good, sometimes Lawful Evil)
 * Portfolio: Powered Armor, Things That Are Made of Iron, being constantly reminded of the two times he was a hopeless drunk, using his vast fortune to fund superheroics, a sweet goatee
 * Domains: Mechanus, City
 * Allies: Captain America. Together, They Fight CrimeAnd spammers. As a mere mortal when outside of the Pantheon, unable to remember what he knows as a god, Tony grieves for his friend. And has dreamed of Steve beating him up and solving his problems.
 * Followers: Cornelia Li Britannia (once made a There Is No Kill Like Overkill robot in a cave with some Mecha Mook scraps as an homage to him once. Stark was quite impressed and reported feeling extremely honored.)
 * Does double duty, as a member of the House of Craft.
 * Harbors a deep scorn for those who think that he had others make all his supertech for him. He's not a Rich Idiot With No Day Job, he'll have you know. Tony made the first Iron Man suit using only spare weapons parts.
 * Once built himself a Humongous Mecha in an attempt to challenge Starscream; due to "power supply issues" was almost killed and ended up being bailed out by Heero Yuy, who himself was beaten badly when Megatron showed up, and only the intervention of Optimus Prime saved them both. Bears a touch of resentment towards everyone who got involved in that mess.
 * Ever so slightly prone to making evil artificial intelligences inhabiting his armor. One of which kidnapped him, took him to a deserted island, stripped him and tied him up, and tried to get him to "Get inside me".
 * After the SHODAN things, a Cooldown Hug or two, and a great deal of effort on behalf of Gadget and Doctor McCoy Tony's body was returned to normal. He is now searching for something, anything, to do to return the favor so he can forget about it already. And he still uses Extremis. Just with better virus protection.
 * As a man of (comic book) science, insists that there is a logical explanation for why he is a god now.
 * There was a point when Tony was in the running for the position of the Butt Monkey of the Pantheon... That is, until the introduction of the Goddess of Butt Monkeys, Hong Meiling China. Tony can now rest easier.

Liberty Prime, God of American Robots
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His head overlaid on the American flag
 * Alignment: As far as he's concerned, Lawful Good, but it's closer to Lawful American
 * Portfolio: Throwing explosives, Eye Beams, Humongous Mecha, Patriotic Fervor, Hamminess, Badass Boasts, Rousing Speeches
 * Domains: America, Robots, War, Explosions
 * Followers: The Brotherhood of Steel
 * Allies: Will work with any good-aligned deity, as long as they're American.
 * Opposed by: Any deity he finds working with the Chinese, regardless of alignment.
 * Since coming to the Pantheon, the Laughing Man and Gadget have reprogrammed him to recognize his fellow deities and visitors to his seat as Americans so he will not attack them on sight. For this same reason they try to keep him away from the entrance to the Pantheon for the time being until they finish fine-tuning his systems. If any visitors hear the words "COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL, LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED" booming in a mechanical voice, they are encouraged to flee for their lives.
 * According to his creators, he was not constructed as a tribute to Optimus Prime, but the similarities are unmistakable. Optimus doesn't mind the idea and would be willing to work with Liberty if the situation called for it, but is quite concerned with Liberty's rampant destruction of any non-Americans.

Yuki Nagato, Goddess of Magic From Technology
 * Intermediate Godess
 * Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Magic From Technology, Badass Bookworms, The Stoic, Emotionless Girls, Powers as Programs, Sufficiently Advanced Aliens, Reality Warpers
 * Domains: Logic, Knowledge, Loyalty, Character Development, Observing, Guitar Play
 * Followers: Rei Ayanami, who wishes to be as cool as her ; Agent Smith ; Mark Knopfler ; Jimi Hendrix
 * Allies: Haruhi, Goddess of Tropes and Kyon, God of Normality, Gordon Freeman, Spock, Billy Cranston
 * So leet, she can hack reality. Challenged O-Haruhi-sama once, but got beaten badly.(Or, at least, that's the official version. There are some who believe that Yuki would have destroyed Haruhi entirely if not for Kyon's influence. At any rate, nowadays she is much more preferably a follower of Kyon.)
 * Can play the guitar better than (almost) any human. If cheered on by the Ouendan, The Beatles can beat her. And maybe Buckaroo Banzai. Maybe. But Buckethead can.

Reed Richards, God of Comic Book Science. (Mr. Fantastic)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A circle with a four in it.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Badass Bookworm, Time Travel, SCIENCE!, Science where you punch things, Punching out Cthulhu, Wild Stretchy Powers, Science that, aside from saving the world, isn't used much.
 * Domains: Discovery, Family, Knowledge, Protection, Intellect
 * Allies: Tony Stark, Spider-Man, Hank Pym
 * Enemies: Victor Von Doom
 * Inventions include the following: Newtonian Matter Generator, Interdimensional travel, Faster Than Light Travel, a better Time Machine than Doom's or his dad's, computer virus that crashed and rebooted the most powerful servers in the multiverse, the "unstable molecule" fabric that is all the rage these days, the anti-matter regulator, toasters. Awesome toasters.
 * Now and again he will see fit to "improve" something. Usually this involves adding rockets, mechanical legs, or something else that is Awesome but Impractical. Reed spends nearly all of his time in the lab, building.
 * Along with Tony Stark, believes that Science Will Explain This. There are no such things as gods, after all, only Sufficiently Advanced Aliens. And he is one of them. Well, okay, maybe that one guy who brought Ben Grimm back from the dead who looked like Jack Kirby counts, but that's it.
 * His family was invited to join the pantheon with him, but the only openings they could fill were in the House of Family. One look at that madhouse and they declined.
 * The Civil War thing will lead to a utopian future. Seriously, Future Doom said so. And if you can't trust Future Doom, who can you trust?

Agatha Heterodyne, Goddess of Steam Punk Machinery (Agatha Clay)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: The Heterodyne Trilobite
 * Alignment: Neutral Good (normally) Chaotic Neutral (when working on something)
 * Portfolio: Death Ray, Compelling Voice, Gadgeteer Genius, Orphan's Plot Trinket, Mad Scientist
 * Domain: Steam, Pipes, Gas, Death Rays, Clockwork
 * Allies: Godot
 * Enemies: Nemesis
 * Followers: Winry Rockwell (Fullmetal Alchemist), James Ray Steam
 * Prefers to be called "Goddess of Gaslamp Machinery".
 * Was asked by Godot, God of Coffee to repair his coffee maker. She improved it along the way. He was pleased, to say the least.
 * Thinks Dr. Wily, God of Mad Science give Mad Science a bad name. May have plans to do something about it.
 * Despite sharing an aesthetic, she and Lord Nemesis are sworn enemies, mainly thanks to a few ill-thought-out comments.

Imperial Missile Boat, King Hell God Emperor Starfighter of Death (Mu-1)
 * Lesser God to ground targets. King Hell God Emperor Starfighter of Death to aerial targets.
 * Symbol: Imperial Insignia
 * Alignment: Galactic Empire/Grand Admiral Thrawn
 * Portfolio: Game Breaker, Flight
 * Domains: Right behind a Rebel starfighter ensnared in its tractor beam. Or any other starfighter. Or anything flying.
 * ...just...the King Hell God Emperor Starfighter of Death. Everyone agrees on this point.
 * While the Death Star and Unicron are locked in their endless battle in the skies above the Pantheon's garden, the Imperial Missile Boat circles them, engines roaring, ensuring that no one disturbs them or, indeed, gets too close. Leaves only at the order of Thrawn and for those occasional mandatory tune-ups and refueling in the House of Technology.
 * When the Death Star and Unicron part, the Imperial Missile boat has spare time on its landing struts. Mostly it spends that time dodging the question of what, if anything, sits in its cockpit. It's rumored to be Blackmoon Eleven, the Greatest Pilot of All Time, but the Imperial Missile Boat isn't saying anything, and Wedge, when asked on the ground or in his X-Wing, flatly denies it. He thinks he'd know if he was working for Thrawn, thank you!
 * The undisputed master of the skies. No matter how skillfully you fly, how powerful you are, how many weapons you carry up, the King Hell God Emperor Starfighter of Death can take you out. Theorists have had knock-down drag-out fights over what would happen if Mr. Rogers ever fought it in the air. Fortunately, it only attacks you if you are attacking it or get too close to the stalemate. Or if you have pissed off Grand Admiral Thrawn. It's far, far less fearsome when it comes to ground targets - a carefully aimed laser beam will take it out. But if you jump while firing, it survives the hit and kills you.
 * Use extreme caution when requisitioning one- its catalog number is only one digit removed from that of a '78 Ford Pinto wagon.

Freddie Benson, God of Webcast Wizardry (Fredward)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: a fully-accessorized Mini DV camera
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Shows Within Shows, Aversions of New Media Are Evil, Momma's boys who are still young enough to grow out of it, Unlucky Childhood Friends
 * Domains: Technology, Artifice, Friendship
 * Months of webcasting live from a wood-floored room in a 1930s apartment building while wearing huge clunky boots and managing to keep the audio perfect demonstrates him to be capable of moving as stealthily as most Ninja. This, combined with his explicitly shown abilities to hide a camera in just about anything and maintain a streaming video uplink in almost any conditions short of total power failure makes him potentially one of the most dangerous members of the Pantheon to anyone who relies on a good public image. Potentially...
 * Another friend of Adam Young (who doesn't understand why he'd want to hang out with gross girls all the time)
 * "In five, four, three, t-OOOWW! SAM! That really hurt!"

Bender Bending Rodriguez, God of Ridiculously-Human Robots
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A bottle of Olde Fortran. Empty. BURP.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Ridiculously-Human Robots, Robotic Psychopath.
 * Domains: Greed, Pride, Sloth
 * Followers: Pintsize and Winthrop (Questionable Content)
 * Told Optimus Prime to "kiss (his) shiny metal ass" within 15 minutes of his arrival at the Pantheon. It's generally thought that Prime is ignoring Bender, but it's not impossible that he just didn't notice.
 * Unlikely, considering that Bender produced from his chest cavity a neon-lit banner that read "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS" in huge blinking letters after failing to get an initial response, but not impossible.
 * Prime may have thought that Bender was talking to someone else. After all, how can you kiss anything if you have No Mouth?

Ryusei Date, God of Ascended Fanboys
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Chibi R-1.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Ascended Fanboyism, Reflex Refined It Through Video Games, Hot Blood, Lack Of Interest In Other Gender, Fan of Super Robot and FemBot.
 * Domains: Technology, War.
 * Allies: The Guy, Hiro Nakamura Evanna Lynch
 * Followers: A.E. Pessimal, Coop, Takeru Shirogane
 * The side of war between the Technology Pantheon. Is very thankful for The Guy to provide him fun and challenge for his skills, though he wished he could put up more Super Robot amongst his maze guardians.
 * Has declared that should there be a Goddess of Fembots, he will be sure to be its number one worshipper... even when he has ascended

The Void Dragon, alias The Omnissiah
 * Cosmic Horror, equivalent to Greater God
 * Symbol: Meshed Cog
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Deus Est Machina, AI Is a Crapshoot, Cybernetics Eat Your Soul, Sealed Evil in a Can, Robot War, Determinator, Evil Is Not a Toy, Mecha-Mooks, Cargo Cult, Our Weapons Will Be Boxy in the Future
 * Domains: Technology, Evil, Death, Knowledge, Creation, Time
 * Allies: None
 * Followers: The Adeptus Mechanicus, Tech Support
 * In truth, merely a Cosmic Horror, but more powerful than some true gods, and hence earned a place in the Pantheon as the lord of evil from technology. Has few true followers or allies, merely pawns and food it has yet to consume. Likely boasts the largest army of the entire Pantheon, including multiple doomsday weapons. Fortunately for all concerned, it is prone to taking really long naps.

Whispy Woods, Patron of Warm Up Bosses
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: An apple
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Hostile Forests, Being In His Position For Forever
 * Domains: Nature
 * Followers: Death Metal, Granga, Chariot Type 27, Garam, Winston Payne
 * Allies: Glass Joe, the Slimes
 * Enemies: Kirby
 * Even though Whispy Woods counts Kirby as an enemy, he does not pursue this antagonism actively, due to a combination of being far weaker than Kirby and being a tree.
 * His ascent to the Pantheon was Batman's doing . Batman came to the conclusion that Whispy Woods, as a longtime foe of one of video gaming's most iconic characters, would make an ideal plant within the GUAE.
 * Is utterly powerless against Johnny Appleseed, The God of Apples and his herald, Applejack.

Kevin Keene and Alex Williams, Dueling Gods of Video Game Crossovers (Captain N, Captain SNES)
 * Quasideity (Kevin), Demigod (Alex)
 * Symbols: A Zapper light gun and an NES controller (Kevin), a Super Scope (Alex)
 * Alignment: Neutral Good (Kevin), Chaotic Good (Alex)
 * Portfolio:
 * Both: Kids With Super-Powered Gaming Accessories, Massive Multiplayer Crossovers, Prisoners of Video Game Land
 * Kevin: 8-Bit Era Hero Team-Ups, Hitting the "Pause" Button On Real Life
 * Alex: 8- and 16-Bit Era Hero Team-Ups, Wave Motion Bazookas
 * Domains: Craft
 * Opposed by: Simon Belmont ("My real self isn't that big, oafish, gaywad that you thought to be, Kevin!"), his brother Simone (Who is that big, oafish gaywad, and who tried to banish Captain N to the Mirror World), Alucard (I am not a Totally Radical punk skater who will turn myself away from goodness for power)
 * This position was once held by Master Hand, until his untimely defeat by Tabuu.

Sonic the Hedgehog, Slayer of the Polygon Ceiling (Blue Blur, Nineties Video Game Legend)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Red Shoes; His Head
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Super Speed, Those Who Can't Swim, Gameplay Roulette, Unexpected Gameplay Changes, Walking, Talking Woodland Creatures, Mascots With Attitude, Inferior Sequels, Surprisingly Improved Sequels, Unpleasable Fanbases
 * Domains: Celebrity, Competition.
 * Opposed by: Eggman, Metal Sonic
 * Once a Greater God of Speed, patron saint of Fun, and true rival to Mario, Sonic was one of the first victims of the snarling un-thing manifested as the Polygon Ceiling. After being submerged for countless ages and suffering increasingly subpar sequels, Sonic was rescued by the combined efforts of the video game deities around the cosmic event known as "The Brawl".
 * In November of 2010, after decades of struggle, Sonic defeated the Polygon Ceiling with something called a FINAL COLOR BLASTER!. The Polygon Ceiling stated in its dying breaths that as long as there were 3D sequels it would always return, to which Sonic replied that he was always game for a rematch.

Tetrises, God of Blocks, Weaver of Fates
 * Theme Song: That wonderous piece of nostalgia...
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A Line Piece
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Planning On The Spot (Possibly, Nobody Knows For Sure), Being Really Loud When He Wants To, Being Really, REALLY Loud When He Wants To, Interference In Long-Term Planning, Total Unpredictability, Seeing His Image Everywhere
 * Domains: Chaos, Competition, Madness
 * Often accompanied by Those Two Guys. The first one is more inclined to question his methods, and the latter is far more loyal.
 * Is rumored to be a lesser aspect of the Random Number God.
 * They are known to have a rather capricious sense of humour; no matter how many times you pray to them, you will almost never get the block you need at the moment you need it.

Omega, Patron of Robotic Psychopaths
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A blood stained Omega symbol
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Killer Robots, Breaking the laws of robotics, Being the exact opposite of "The Messiah."
 * Domains: Technology, War, Chaos, Evil
 * Allies: Weil, Khorne, Kratos, Metal Sonic, Nu-13, HK-47, E-123 Omega
 * Enemies: Though he seeks to kill everyone and everything (including Chiyo, the bastard), Omega has a special hatred for Zero and Isaac Asimov.
 * His ascent to the Pantheon was as a result of being the most dangerous and outright blood thirsty of all killer robots. Witnessing Omega cause so much death and destruction in the Elf Wars pleased Khorne greatly, so he rewarded Omega with god hood.
 * Omega has claimed to be The Messiah. For very obvious reasons, no-one believes him.
 * His large "evil knight" form (shown here) is only a fraction of his true killing power.

Doraemon, God of Robot Buddies
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The take-copter
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral (leaning to Neutral Good)
 * Portfolio: Robot Buddy, Sidekick Ex Machina, Preventers of Bad Future, Magic From Technology, Time Travel
 * Domains: Technology, Kids, Friendship
 * Allies: Mario, Takamachi Nanoha
 * Entered the Godhood after a long-running services of fixing one real Bad Future for a mortal named Nobi Nobita. Even if he still hangs around that boy, Doraemon has attained his place here.

Hitler's Brain, God of Brains in Jars and Nazi Science
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A brain in the middle of a swastika
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Portfolio: Stupid Jetpack Hitler, Brain In a Jar
 * Domains: Computations, preservation, sneering at the boundary between life and death
 * Allies: Red Skull, The Swarm.
 * Enemies: Magneto, Captain America, The Basterds, Indiana Jones, Captain Planet
 * Followers: Kane (Robobcop 2), Professor Calvert (Fallout 3)
 * Brought along clones to do computations upon ascension.
 * Always travels with Red Skull to protect him from the Basterds.
 * Sneers at just about everything...except when he stares.

The Doctor, God of Projected People (Doc, Emergency Medical Hologram, EMH)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The caduceus
 * Portfolio: Projected People, The Medic, Poor Bedside Manner, Those Rough Around The Edges But Soft On The Inside, Sapient Technology, Ensemble Dark Horses, Those Liked Even By Those Who Dislike The Show, Bald of Awesome, Singing
 * Domains: Healing, Life, Knowledge, Good
 * Followers: Arnold Rimmer
 * Not to be confused with the other the Doctor.

JC Denton, God of Nano Augs
 * Lesser God (Doubles as a High Priest to a Great God)
 * Symbol: A nanomachine augmentation canister.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Snarky commentary in a total monotone, Those augmented with nanomachines, Asskicking messiah like figures, Being awesome in a trenchcoat while wearing sunglasses even in darkness.
 * Domains: Nanomachines, Law, Good, War
 * High Priests: Paul Denton (his mortal brother), Alex Denton (his earthly avatar after his ascension)
 * Followers: A fair portion of the Metal Gear Solid cast, Rex.
 * Allies: Motoko Kusanagi
 * Enemies: SHODAN, Wilheim Von Juergen, GLADOS (all because they represent the oppressive elements of the machine on mankind)
 * Would like to inform everyone "A bomb is a bad choice for close range combat"

Adam Jensen, God of Men Rebuilt as Cyborgs
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Retractable gold tinted sunglasses.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Beard and shades, unraveling conspiracies, and angsting over biological enhancement.
 * Domains: Non-nanomachine based augmentation.
 * Followers: JC Denton (One of two genetic “sons” of Adam, inherited the shades.) and Paul Denton (The other “son”, inherited the beard.), RoboCop, The Six Million Dollar Man
 * Reportedly never asked for his ascension into the Pantheon.

Akemi Nakajima, God of Computer Demon Summoning 
 * Ranges from Intermediate to Greater God
 * Symbol: Hino-Kagutsuchi (Sword)
 * Alignment: Originally Lawful Evil, now Lawful Neutral
 * Portfolio: Magic From Technology
 * Domains: Programming, Technology
 * Followers: Steven
 * Enemies: Loki and Set

Montgomery Scott, God of Jury Rigging (Scotty, The Miracle Worker)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A blueprint of the Enterprise
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Cool Starships, Techno Babble, Inflated Time Estimates, Teleportation
 * Domains: Craft, Knowledge, Good, Technology, Repairs, Engines, Transportation
 * Followers: Engineers, Workers in High-Stress Jobs, Kaylee Frye, Chief Galen Tyrol, NASA
 * Allies: The USS Enterprise
 * Enemies: All who insult the Enterprise
 * Many things are impossible, as Scotty will not hesitate to point out. Scotty can do the impossible.
 * Maintains his belief quota and reputation by multiplying his time estimates by a factor of three.

Skuld, Goddess of the Undiscovered Country (Alternate Universe character interpretation from “the Open Door” by Academia Nut)
 * Greater Goddess with aspects of Cosmic Horror
 * Alias: Norn of the Future
 * Symbol: A modified eight-point Star of Chaos that looks like a nautical anchor with tree branches growing from its top.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good with eldritch tendencies
 * Portfolio: Scientific knowledge, the uncertain future (i.e. anti-divination), the Shadow Weave, light hidden in darkness, ice cream and chocolate.
 * Domains: Craft, Darkness, Good, Knowledge, Metal, Time, Water; Nesme is now the first modern industrialized city in Aber-Toril thanks to Skuld, so she may end up with the City and Community domains.
 * Psionic Mantles: Creation, Good, Knowledge, Light&Darkness, Time.
 * Followers: Rask the drow arachnomancer, Steb the mute dwarf, Washal the Pale, the Whispered of the Shadovar Enclave, etc. Her clergy is an eclectic gathering of human, drow, druegar, orc, goblins, and kobold, most of whom used to be slaves in the Underdark until freed by Skuld.

The Toady One, God of Dedication and Ambition (Tarn Adams, Armok)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: ASCII/Alt-Code Smiley Face (Alt+1)
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil
 * Portfolio: Dwarves, fortresses, eternal improvement, thinking of everything, elaborate traps, humorous mistakes, schadenfreude carp, donationware, and cats.
 * Domains: Craft, Law, Evil, Blood, Cats
 * Followers: Goons, indie game developers, and neckbeards.
 * Allies: Notch, Taleworlds Entertainment, and Dev Teams who think of everything.
 * Opposed by: Goblins, elves, and Hidden Fun Stuff.

Honda Tadakatsu, God of Anachronistic Appearances (Sengoku's Strongest, Hondam)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A hollyhock or a dragonfly
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral (though in the handles of Ieyasu, he's Lawful Good)
 * Portfolio: Humongous Mecha (in Warring States period), Badass, Attack Drone, Empathic Weapon, Made of Iron, Implacability, Drill Spear
 * Domains: War, Loyalty, Time
 * As Ieyasu's most trusted man, Tadakatsu is hailed as one of the more powerful beings in the realm. He doesn't talk much, but his ass-kicking capability was unmatched.
 * His loyalty unquestioned, as such, he is one of the people that wasn't affected in any forms of Trolling, especially from Terumi. In fact, Tadakatsu has grew to hate Trolls so much that anyone who tried doing that right on his face will face his drill right on their faces. Approximately in a half second flat.
 * This is his second home other than House of Time and Space, due to his appearance, which is astounding judging on the fact WHERE he was created.

Missingno, the Glitchiest God 
 * ??? (power level unknown due to data corruption)
 * Symbol: A mass of jumbled pixels in the shape of a backward-L; can sometimes take on the form of a ghost, an Aerodactyl or a Kabutops
 * Alignment: ??? (alignment unknown due to data corruption))
 * Portfolio: Ascended Glitches (maybe), Good Bad Bugs,
 * Domain (type): Normal/Bird/999
 * The Missingno.'s genetic code is one of the world's greatest mysteries due to the fact that it is not created similarly to other Pokemon. Strange side effects have been observed in its presence, such as duplication of items and temporary distortion of reality.
 * Rumor has it that there may be more Missingno. residing in Minus World, but such reports have yet to be proven true or false.
 * There's another rumor suggesting that the Entity and Missingno is one of the same. If true, we may know its alignment. Lord Vyce hasn't confirmed nor denied this.

Ryan Steele, God of Virtual Reality
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His talking dog, Jeb
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Tokusatsu, Henshin Hero (Metal Heroes Variety)
 * Domains: Law, Good, Virtual Reality (duh)
 * Allies: His fellow VR Troopers and their Japanese Metal Heroes counterparts
 * Is always searching for his father.

Kevin Flynn, God of Cyberspace
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: An Identity Disc on a background of Tron Lines.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Quick Thinking
 * Domains: ???
 * Not actually an official God in the pantheon, but he's there anyway. Nobody knows how he snuck in, but he's so charming the other deities let him stick around.
 * Proved himself to the House of Knowledge during The Situation by personally questing through cyberspace to escort The Advertisement Server back to TV Tropes.
 * Has recently been helping Ryan Steele look for his missing father throughout Cyberspace.

Phineas Flynn, God of Gadget Geniuses
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A red left handed wrench.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Portfolio: Gadgets, Imagination, fun.
 * Domains: Law, Good, Knowledge
 * Allies: Isabella, Mario, Tails, Gadget, Chyio.
 * Mario acts as a mentor of sorts. Frequently shares ideas with Gadget and Tails.

NeoVamdemon, God of Computer Viruses
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: Vampire bat wings
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Spikes of Villainy, DigiXros Abilities
 * Domains: Demonic, Virus, Evil, Chaos
 * Followers: Sigma, Venjix

The Ghostbusters, Gods of Heroic Mad Scientists
 * Lesser Gods
 * Symbol: The Ghostbusters logo, of course. Alternatively, a stylized proton pack.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Mad science used for good, Science Heroes, Destructive Saviors, Cool Backpacks
 * Domains: Good, Destruction, Technology, Ghosts
 * Followers: Dr. Light, Lucca, Dr. Elvin Gadd

Inglip, God of Captchas (The Dark Lord of Trathira,, King Henry VI)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The holy Weedaula
 * Alignment: Lawful Evil? Chaotic Neutral? ...probably Blue Orange
 * Portfolio: Weird Biology, Eldritch Abominations, Faith-Based Initiatives, War Machines, Captchas
 * Domains: War, Religion, Humor, Death, Time, Technology
 * Allies: None yet.
 * Gropagas: The Dectrip Faith. Notable members include Geordi LaForge, The brothers Hanson, and Tom Selleck
 * Enemies: Zalgo, all Omnicidal Maniacs, SHODAN
 * Despite being an Eldritch Abomination, is very appreciative of technology, to the point that its cult is partly known for its advanced weapons and war machines.
 * Even more notably, directs its resources to preventing the end-times.
 * Operates the captchas that act as the gateway to the Technology House, and as barriers within the House itself. Even malignant A Is aren't immune to his sometimes inane commands, if they want the captchas to go away.
 * Has been very vocal about its disdain for Zalgo, referring to the other's words as "subnormal nothing".

Naoki Kashima, God of Bonus Bosses (Demi-Fiend, Hitoshura)
 * Demi...Fiend
 * Symbol: A demonic magatama
 * Alignment: True Neutral, edging towards Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Walking the fine line, Existing between Two Identities, Silent Heroes, Destroying the Indestructible, Turning Enemies into Allies, Real Life Mythology, Snapped Controllers
 * Domain: Philosophy, Balance, Order, Chaos, Strength, Diplomacy
 * Followers: Yu Narukami/Souji Seta and Margaret (Persona 4), Minato Arisato and Elizabeth (Persona 3), Serph (Digital Devil Saga), Aleph (Shin Megami Tensei II), Kazuya (Shin Megami Tensei)
 * Opposed by: Light Yagami, The Joker, Black Mage
 * Allies: Dante, Caerula Sanguis, Lain Iwakura, Lelouch vi Brittania, Cu Chulainn, Medusa, Raidou Kuzunoha XIV
 * Is...really tough to beat in a fight. Because of this and their respective reputations, he has something of a friendly rivalry with Absolute Virtue.
 * Is ambivalent about Lucifer.
 * Is unassuming and speaks little to casual acquaintances, but has made some friends among the gods, mostly like-minded fans of puzzle games. One notable exception is Dante, after giving said demon slayer one hell of a fight.
 * Lelouch has managed to rope him into a game of chess. He didn't do too badly, actually.
 * Finds Lain Iwakura's search for knowledge and understanding poignantly close to his heart, and speaks with her more often than with others.
 * Has worked with Cu Chulainn before, and became fast friends with Medusa. Since both of them were originally from Real Life pantheons and Medusa's a likewise contemplative sort, this is not all that surprising.
 * His initial meeting with Serph was... strained.
 * Due to his experiences, he and his followers are virtual encyclopedias on Real Life pantheons. While this info is far less useful where he is now, the sheer number of stories he knows and his generous donation of his Demonic Compendium makes him a semi-frequent and unexpectedly popular guest at the Library.
 * Has been talking to the newly crowned King of Bel, pending his own ascension to godhood, helping him acknowledge his destiny... something the young King has very good reason to hate.

Luigi, God of Second Bananas
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The L cap
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Portfolio: Being Second Banana, Adorkable, fear of ghosts, Dangerous if pushed
 * Domain: Fun, Celebrity, Elricity, Courage,
 * Followers: Every character who appeared as palette swaps.
 * Rival: Miles "Tails" Prower
 * Wishes to make every Palette Swap a separate character with altered abilites, considering he's in Mario's shadow.
 * Does recreational activities when he's not on the battlefield.
 * Despite the fact that his brother Mario is more famous, It's not easy to take Luigi very lightly. For him, however, it's not easy being green.
 * Has once confronted Ganondorf alongside a few other deities.

Kengo Utahoshi, God of Creating Swiss Army Appendages Through Human Bonds
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The Kamen Rider Club symbol or A Super Deformed version of him
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Portfolio: Following his father's work...but is unable to, creator of switches, calm in the face of danger, sane in the face of sanity in the Kamen Rider Club...but ends up following along.
 * Domain: Technology, Weapons, Space, Friendship
 * Allies: The Kamen Rider Club (Gentaro Kisaragi, Yuki Jojima, Miu Kazashiro, JK, Shun Daimonji, Tomoko Nozama), Noah Kaiba
 * Ascended due to him being the brains behind Kamen Rider Fourze's success. Is so far trying to create more switches than the original 40 his father made for Fourze.
 * Has become an Intermediate God following the events that
 * Is capable of healing most poisons through a special glove that channels the power of the Medical Switch via touch. However, doing this weakens his already ill body.
 * Is sometimes accompanied by the Robot Buddy group known as "Foodroids". They're mostly harmless, and are only used for surveillance.
 * Has gotten a kinship with Noah due to their relationships with their fathers. Thus whenever Noah comes to Kengo, it's mostly for talking rather than hacking files or corrupting data.

Dell Conagher, God of turrets, Southern Fried Geniuses, and Percussive Maintenance (The Engineer)
 * Intermediate god
 * Symbol: His Uhlman Build-matic wrench. Or alternatively, a level 3 sentry
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolio: Fashionable Asymmetry, massive defensive capability, Machine Empathy, friendliness... and when pressed, more gun.
 * Domain: Technology, Weapons, Combat
 * Followers: All who use stationary mounted ballistic defense
 * Allies: Team RED (or BLU) but especially The Pyro
 * Enemies: The Spy
 * Ascended after an alien ship crashed in his home, exposing him to a whole new world of technological possibilities.
 * Spends most of his time in the workshop tinkering or studying the properties of various forms of Unobtanium.
 * Can also build a device called a dispenser that can heal injuries and replenish ammo as well as one-way teleporters.
 * Works well with Eddie Riggs, God of Roadies.
 * Has been trying to get his friend (and possibly girlfriend) Pyro deified. Partly to keep The Spy out of the house of technology.

Cave Johnson, God of Inventional Wisdom and Saint Patron of All Mad Scientists
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His portrait, the Aperture Science logo, or a trophy for Potato Sciences. Any will do!
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Portfolios: Aperture Science-level Science, Inventional Wisdom, Always Second Best, Foolish Use of Company Assets, Bungling Inventor, Badass Boasts, Bad Bosses, For Science!, Absolute, Demented Genius, Obliviously Evil, Incredible Support of Loved Ones,.
 * Domain: Technology, Research, Development, Testing, Pre-recorded Messages
 * Followers: Every scientist who has ever used the Cave Johnson approach to SCIENCE!
 * Allies: G La DOS, Wheatley, every single Aperture Science product ever.
 * Enemies: Wallace Breen and all of Black Mesa.
 * It's not really known whether he's dead or alive. However, his pre-recorded messages suddenly started being broadcast across the House, and G La DOS and a very large contingent of mad scientists have decided they like the idea of listening to Cave. The fact no pre-recorded message seems to have been heard twice supports the idea that at the very least, Cave is present in some form in the House.
 * Cave's life is the holy grail for aspiring mad scientists, who hope to achieve at least a fraction of his genius. Money and sanity optional.

King Tezro of Dotnia, God of Voxels and the Third Dimension
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: The Hero's Sword
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Portfolio: Royalty, NPCs, Gratuitous Video Game References, Retro Throwbacks
 * Domains: Creation, Nobility
 * Followers: the Minecraft dude
 * Up-converted an entire world from two dimensions to three dimensions. The current voxel count is estimated to be somewhere in the tens-of-millions range.
 * Like most kings, His Highness does nothing but sit on his throne all day, but it is presumed that he spends his free time playing video games in order to add to his vast knowledge of video game tropes (and memes).

Arfoire, Goddess of Digital Piracy (Magiquone)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: A flash cart (either the R4 or Magic CFW)
 * Alignment: Chaotic Evil
 * Portfolio: Digital Piracy, Sexy Evil, Invincible Villainy, Omnicidal Maniac
 * Domains: Piracy, Evil
 * Allies: Noah Kaiba
 * Enemies: The rest of the House of Technology (Lain in particular), Litchi Faye-Ling.
 * Ascended after she was snuck in by the God of Virtual Ghosts, Noah Kaiba, who brought her in to help him steal data from KaibaCorp HQ. When she was told that the Goddesses were not around, she was glad to have them gone so she could fight unopposed, unaware that others would act on their behalf.
 * Has clashed often with Link, who acts as a herald for Blanc/White Heart. Master Chief and Kratos assist him at times, acting as heralds for Vert/Green Heart and Noire/Black Heart, respectively. Along with them, Segata Sanshiro has acted as a herald for Neptune/Purple Heart, being her toughest opponent yet.
 * She is the polar opposite of the RIAA. While they seek to stamp out piracy (real or imagined), she seeks to spread it as far as she can. she's allowed into the Pantheon, rather than cast in the Disgraces like the RIAA, because she doesn't hide the fact that she's evil while the RIAA tries to act as though their greed is for the good of their clients.
 * There are rumors that she is either an Evil Counterpart or the Dark Side of Litchi Faye-Ling made manifest, thanks to the overall sexy she emitted and her voice, some say it's what will happen if she confirms to the rumors of her being so obsessed that she will destroy anything for her goal. The rumors has yet to be confirmed, but even if she's not a console personification, Arfoire already hates Litchi for her kind disposition.