Dr. Jerk/Quotes

""I became a doctor for the same four reasons everybody does; chicks, money, power, and chicks.""

- Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox, Scrubs

""Hey, Wilson! I'm gonna go cut some cripple's eye out! Wanna come watch?""

- Dr. Gregory House, House

""In the words of the philosopher Scepturn, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?""

- Dr. James "Mossy" Lawn, Night Watch

"Patient's father: How can you treat someone without meeting them?

House: It's easy if you don't give a crap about them."

- House

""Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!""

- The Medic, Team Fortress 2

"Q: What's the difference between God and a surgeon?

A: God doesn't think he's a surgeon."

- Traditional pre-op joke.