Johnny Dangerously/Funny

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves."
 * Roman's prepared statement to the court:


 * Gets deported to Sweden.
 * Claims he's not from there.