Small Soldiers/Funny

"Chip Hazard: You....Maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
 * Phil Fimple: "I think World War II is my favorite war."
 * Alan, on the phone with tech support: "I'm not a ma'am!"
 * Irwin, when he discovers what chips were used to make the Commando Elite and Gorgonites: "You put munitions chips in toys!?"
 * Stuart: "What are you packin', tiny?" Commando: "Packin'? Packin' you! *fires net*"
 * This

Boyfriend: What?

(Boyfriend gets hit by flamethrower)"