Embarrassing Nickname/Quotes

"Wally: From now on, my nickname is 'The Wizard', it speaks of my guru status.

Alice: I think I'll call you 'The Lizard', it speaks of your small brain and lack of ambition.

Wally: Please Don't.

Alice: Lets see which one catches on quicker."

- Dilbert

"C'mon....c'mon. Anthony Bologna.(Beat) You and I both know that guy's name is Tony Baloney."

- Jon Stewart