Blood/Funny

"Aw. You hurt my feelings."
 * Many things you can 'activate' with the Use key give amusing messages.
 * Finding a mutilated body wearing a red shirt, blue pants and a silver jetpack gives "I've got time to play with you..." Actually using it makes it shake back and forth as Caleb goes "Ooh, shake it, baby."
 * Looking in a mirror, seeing only your shadowed face and glowing red eyes, "Aah! Oh, it's just me."
 * Looking at an "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS" sign, "But I like my hands bloody!"
 * Walking into a walk-in freezer with human body parts hanging by chains from the ceiling and Caleb says "Leftovers..."
 * The second game brings us an interesting Intercom conversation: "Who is it?" "Everybody dies!" "Really? Cool! I'm buzzing you in." That woman must've either been suicidal, or just Too Dumb to Live.
 * The journal log is extremely snarky and quick to point out many videogame conventions you come across.
 * Caleb's reaction to standing face-to-face with an Eldritch Abomination: "Well hello mister fancy-pants. Forgive me if I don't shake hands."
 * The Ancient One attempts to play some mind-games on Caleb by possessing the original (now dead) bodies of the other three Chosen. It backfires.