Obvious Rule Patch/Quotes

"A summoned monster cannot summon or otherwise conjure another creature, nor can it use any teleportation or planar travel abilities."

- Summon Monster I spell description, Dungeons and Dragons 3.5

"To put the matter beyond any shadow of a doubt - only Orcs on foot benefit from choppas - not Goblins, not mounted Orcs, not models on chariots, not small boys named Kevin, not Gerbils, not anything else, never, not ever, OK!"

- Warhammer Armies: Orcs and Goblins (6th Edition)