Have a Nice Death/Quotes

"The life of an adventurer is full of the unexpected. For instance, you did not expect to be dead. And now you are."

- Blades of Avernum

""Sylvester Stallone just told me I suck!""

- Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler, Demolition Man

"YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD, YOU RETARD!"

- I Wanna Be the Guy

"No need to fear, all you need to do is restore your game. What do you mean, "Restore WHAT game?""

- Quest for Glory

"The perfectly preserved remains of your body will be found by explorers, two thousand years from now. Your mission and your life end here."

- Lone Wolf The Caverns of Kalte

"There was a Manhunter from New York

Who once took a walk in the park.

He stepped on a mine

Should have read the sign

Now he's scattered from dusk to dark."

- Manhunter New York

"You successfully fall for twenty meters before you hit the bottom. You get a 4.1 from the Russian judge."

- One of many falling deaths from King's Quest III

"Flaming debris is not meant to be hugged."

- The online flash game Focus

"[Player Name] likes to play in magma."

- Terraria

"That's right. You have no head. That darn pool was filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way."

- One of the humorous deaths in the VGA remake Space Quest 1 resulting from the use of the smell command