Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami/Funny

""Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"
 * "NOOOOO! I MUST FARSTER!"
 * "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
 * There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back. "Few! I thought I was a boner there!" "We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
 * Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
 * "PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.
 * "YOU HAVE LEANED WELL FROM ME!" he whispered like moldy bread. "LEARNED WELL LIKE A FOX WHO WENT TO SCHOL AND DID WELL AND THEN WENT TO COLLEGE"
 * "AND SO WAS I!" Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
 * "Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"

Night looked shocked and stopped signing. "BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!""

""But you came here. That proves that you are kira!" L decryed
 * "You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly

Dark was so shocked that he fell to the floor screaming! How could he have given himself away so easily!"