Ugly Guy, Hot Wife/Quotes

""How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.""

- Randal, Clerks II

"(Upon meeting Human Acorn Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) "No way!""

- Bamboo Blade

""When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..." (To the tune of "That's Amore")"

- A gondolier seranades The Simpsons

""You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?""

- The Nostalgia Critic on Bebe's Kids

"Eddie: What do you see in him?

Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh."

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?