Gilmore Girls/Funny

"Lorelai: Hi. I see you've met my daughter.
 * Rory, Paris, and Lane get absolutely hammered with Miss Patty's punch and discuss their miserable love lives.
 * Rory gets her first in the pilot, when Lorelai confronts the guy whom she turned down and later found hitting on Rory.

Rory: Are you my new daddy?"

"Mother: I just love serving breakfast to my family!
 * I'm rather partial to the Fight Montage in "Friday Night's All right for Fighting"
 * Kirk's "night terrors".
 * "I'm not the first guy to name a restaurant after myself! What about Mr. Denny or Mr. E. Cheese?"
 * Dammit Gilmore, give them back their balls!
 * The diorama of a modern family at the Stars Hollow Historical Museum.

Child: And I love Jesus!"

"Paris: No, it's National Baptism Day! Tie your tubes, idiot!"
 * A completely soaked Paris rushes in from the stormy outdoors to appraise a not very sharp girl who asked "Is it raining?" of how it is outside;

"Emily: When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy!
 * Lorelai comes up with a phrase of Inherently Funny Words. "Oy with the poodles already!"
 * "Where have all the anvils gone?"
 * Emily sneaking up on Lorelai while she dances and lip-syncs to Andy Gibb's "Shadow Dancing" in her Jeep.
 * Luke pushes Jess into a lake without flinching.
 * Jess's black eye and his story about attacked by a swan. Luke doesn't believe him but humors him when they row out to the lake and try to attack the swan with a ladle.
 * At the Bracebridge dinner, Dean comments to Rory that he think Jess is a jerk. They turn to see Jess standing in the foyer talking to Luke and Lorelai and when the three of them make eye contact, Jess simply wiggles his fingers at them with a semi-innocent look on his face.
 * The short movie Kirk made.
 * Emily tries explaining her wedding day woes to Lorelai.

Lorelai: What does that even mean?"

"Lorelai: Well, OK, you're 16. You have a whole house to yourself for the evening. I expect that you're going to have your boyfriend over. But what is with the apron?
 * The minstrel at Liz and TJ's wedding. It's a funny moment in-universe as well, Luke and Lorelai are clearly trying to think of ways not to laugh while Jess makes faces in an attempt to not crack.
 * Lorelai finding out that Rory was the cause of the fight at a Wild Teen Party. She starts singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings".
 * In "That Damn Donna Reed", Rory dresses up as, and acts like, a stereotypical housewife as a way of teaching Dean a lesson (she thinks he was acting a little sexist). When Lorelai sees her in that outfit, she's highly amused:

Rory: It's a long story.

Lorelai: Did it involve a sharp blow to the head?

Rory: I gotta go check on Apricot.

Lorelai: Oh my God! I just saw the pearls.

Rory: I'm going in now.

Lorelai: You know what? I'm going inside too. 'Cause I have to write down all the ways I'm gonna torture you about that outfit.

Rory: Good night!

Lorelai: Could I just get a picture though? 'Cause visual aids would really help. Oh, oh! Oh the shoes! I am dying. Oh."