No Pronunciation Guide/Quotes

"You think THAT'S hard? I'm staring at the upcoming question, wondering HOW the hell I'm going to pronounce "K-Ci & Jojo," "'N Sync," and "Aaliyah"! Those wiseass writers LOVE to make me look like an out-of-touch IDIOT!"

- Mad Magazine parody of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

""When in doubt, be sure to pronounce everything in the least affected manner possible, from an American perspective.""

- Andrew Hussie