The Guild/Funny

"Codex: Why is there a pack of cheese on the table?

Vork: Thank you for asking, Codex. The price difference here between a cheeseburger and a hamburger is one dollar. Now if you divide twelve into $2.95, the cost of a pack of Kraft Deli Deluxe in mild cheddar cheese slices, the slice costs 24.5 cents. If you bring your own cheese that's a savings of 75.5 cents per burger. Anybody requiring cheese may pay me so accordingly. Go ahead and round it up.

Tinkerballa: ...what the fuck?"

"Vork: You. Did. WHAT?!"
 * "I hope you're not allergic to biiiirds!"
 * "Women: can't live with 'em... they will not go out with me."
 * The montage of applicants for The Knights of Good.
 * One of the most memorable of 'applicants', Lord Bolio, who returns in Season 5 in an attempt to steal Zaboo's spot at a panel.
 * Codex trying to do gang signs.
 * Codex and the matzah.
 * Any scene with Vork yelling or screaming, as well as telling people off. An Especially memorable one is his reaction to Zaboo's re-mapping of his hotkeys.

"Vork: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!"
 * Also when Bladez stole and encrypted Vork's (neighbor's) Wi-Fi password.

"Vork: Henceforth, I have ended my journey, and I have arrived to take back Guild Leader...YEEES!
 * The whole Putting the Band Back Together:

Vork: "Zaboo, if you choose not to accompany us, than we must move on without you. And you'll be dead to me as a human being. And, were I in a situation where I had to choose between saving you or a dog, who I have never met before, from drowning, then I would do my best to drown you myself, in order to save this strange, unfamiliar dog, who I would not even care to keep after rescuing. But would, afterward, place in a non-abusive foster home. Good day!"

Zaboo (later, to Clara): "Clara, you're a dog. Uh...like, a drowning dog, I'm going to drown you. I'm going to kill you... and you're gonna learn to... how does this go?"

Vork: "What?""

"Stan Lee: Son, I've created many a super hero...
 * Pretty much the entirety of "Battle Royale". All the character interactions when the guilds face off, and each character's reaction when their avatars get killed ... it's all so priceless.
 * Team Cawkes.
 * "Go to hell, Real Life; I'll punch you in the face!"
 * Vork: My Mother's dead!
 * Bladezz's Cheesy Beard's commercial.
 * "Mrs. Zaboo, "
 * "Why don't you try creating your own virtual world! I'll bet it would look like Fresno!!!"
 * Zaboo being The Don at Megagameorama Con (5.7), granting a favor to Neil Freaking Gaiman. Complete with a Bond Villain Plushie-cat.
 * To follow that up, his release of Stan Lee from the clutches of his Master Chief bouncers.


 * beat*


 * Leaves*

Zaboo: St-Stan that's it? I feel there was like, a second part to that sentence that you wer-"