Samurai Pizza Cats/Quotes

""Will somebody please cue that bird?!"

[Bird flies by]

Samurai Pizza Cats ("Oh yeah!")

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Samurai Pizza Cats ("Right on!")

They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney

There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch ("That's right!")

A heckuva fighter makes a heckuva lunch

And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's me!")

Of going into battle when the bad guys invade

There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover

This cat gets down down [sic] with a love hangover

Here come the Pizza Cats

They're so bad

They've got more fur than any turtle ever had

They're stronger than old cheese ("Stronger than old cheese!")

And stronger than dirt ("More stronger than dirt!")

If you step on their tails ("Not on my tail")

Then you're gonna get hurt ("Don't hurt me!")

Samurai Pizza Cats

They're fighting crime all over town

Three, Two, One

Pizza Cats are on the run

The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low

It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo

We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows

As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show

Sit right back, kick up your feet, turn the sound up high

And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie

Samurai Pizza Cats!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of TV Tropes, please join us in the full Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!

The Pizza Cats are Samurai

and I'd like to note:

Their antics take your breath away

Like fur balls in your throat.

We kittens are a special breed

We never call retreat!

Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down

We land upon our feet!

So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cats!

Please ring your little bell

Although you may be pen and ink

We know you'll fight like

PIZZA CATS!"

"Francine: A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!

Guido: Must be rap music."