Alcatraz (TV series)/Funny

"Assistant: You have the perfect life. Hot partner, top-secret job, chasing bad guys, owning a comic book store.
 * Bedside Manner - Both Doc's serve as comic relief, in different ways. Jorge Garcia is still channeling Hurley, and largely provides the same "um, dude?" foil that Hurley did, though not as often.

Soto: So, basically, my life is a 16-year-old's wet dream?"

"Beauregard: I forgot to give you anaesthetic first -- on account of I usually don't bother."
 * Meanwhile, Beauregard is a sardonic, bitter cynic.


 * Rebbeca (When the power fails and the emergency lights go on): Just what this place needs, creepy lighting.