Damsel Scrappy/Quotes

""You see this a lot in screenplays that, maybe they have too much studio stink on them, or maybe they just weren't all that well thought-out in the first place. It's called LINETS: Love Interest Non-Essential To Story.""

- The Nostalgia Chick

"Stewie: (In a parody of "Temple of Doom") Lady here only because she humping director."

- Family Guy

""Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday.""

- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

""You almost got yourself and all of us killed because of your unbelievably irresponsible, deranged, and self-centered behavior, but that just makes me desire you more, you crazy, quirky, irresistible woman, you.""

- "Fangs of Endearment: A Vampire Novel" by Dave Barry

""I've traveled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy friendly." "

- The Doctor on Rose, Doctor Who