Progress Island U.S.A./YMMV


 * Crossing the Line Twice: "When Judy Garland died, it destroyed Puerto Rico's economy."
 * "Fun times at Guantánamo!"
 * "A rich culture and heritage..." "Which we bulldozed over to build more skyscrapers."
 * "Puerto Rico has been praised for the beauty of her landscape..." "And sacked and pillaged many many times."
 * "Spinal injuries are popular on the island as well."