Sixteen Candles/Funny

"Randy: (on the phone) I was gonna tell you something, but maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.
 * The scenes with the Asian and Nerdy exchange student were a mix of CMOF and "oh Gods, I shouldn't be laughing, but..."
 * Whenever Jake tries to phone Samantha and her grandparents answer his calls. Hilarity Ensues.
 * The Noodle Incident scene involving Farmer Ted, his friends and the Jerk Jock group.
 * When Farmer Ted shows Samantha's panties to the other kids.
 * When Sam hears about this:

Sam: You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.

Randy: Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

(Sam screams loudly)

Grandpa Fred: (downstairs) Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!"

"Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
 * The grandparents comment on Sam's Pettankohood

Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha! Ha!

Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY. [reaches to cup them. cut to:]

Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up."


 * Ginny's drunken antics in her own wedding.
 * Farmer Ted trying to get his friends to take a picture of him and Caroline: "Better than female extraterrestrial?"