Take That Scrappy/Quotes

"Hank: Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well you should be, cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! Baby wanna bottle? A big dirt bottle?

Peggy: *sobbing* Why are you yelling at me?"

- King of the Hill

"Judge Donnelly: You must be Dale Stuckey.

Dale Stuckey: I'm good at my job, okay? And I'm...

Judge Donnelly: Mr. Stuckey, you're out of order and seriously deluded. If this is your idea of doing a good job, you're in the wro-oo-oong line of work.

Dale Stuckey: No, you don't know me... I'm...

Judge Donnelly: I don't care to."

- Law and Order Special Victims Unit

""Next to Microsoft Bob, you're the most annoying thing in computer history!""

- Microsoft programer to Clippy, Anti-Clippy ad.

"Cartman: You are the worst character ever, Towelie.

Towelie: I know."

- South Park

"Brian: I'm trying to establish a friendship with you. All I've done is try to be nice to you, and you still don't like me! How can you not like me?!

Quagmire: OK, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard, and you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing and you always say "oh I'll get you later" but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a Spoiled Brat and that's why you like him so much. He's you! God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there was no "a" in the word definite. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda on how we should "legalize pot man", how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America, well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You want to help, GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How is that son of yours you never see? But you know what, I could forgive all of that, ALL OF IT...if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big sad alcoholic bore! [sigh] See ya, Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak."

- Family Guy

""I have to go with Chatot? That's so booooring!""

- Wigglytuff, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

""And Picard, the captain who recognized Wesley's intellect and promoted him to acting ensign, responds with three words that follow me to this day: 'Shut up, Wesley!'

"Trekkies around the country gasp in delight as an episode that was veering into 'The Last Outpost' territory suddenly has redeeming value. Basement printing presses, silk screens, and button-makers go into over drive as entrepreneurial fans do what they do best. The convention market is flooded with the resulting merchandise, and children are still attending college today from the sales""

- Wil Wheaton's review of Datalore

""Since you don't seem to understand what we're getting at, I'll just say it. You're a nuisance!""

- Blaze to Marine, Sonic Rush Series Adventure

""Minstrels from Italia? I am going to enjoy this!""

- Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Assassin's Creed Revelations

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