Prince/Funny

"God: Oh silly man, that's not how it works. You have to want her for the right reasons.
 * At the end of "Temptation", Prince proclaims that he needs a woman "in the worst way." God (actually Prince with his voice completely distorted and slurred) decides to intervene at this point (totally deadpan):

Prince: I do!

God: You don't. Now die."

"Prince: I just hate to see an erection go to waste!"
 * Prince responds by Metal Scream-ing his bloody ass off like Shinji being Mind Raped. Narm at its most hilarious, folks.
 * What made it even funnier for this troper is that there is a saxophone squealing in the background during this sequence, and at points he couldn't tell if it was Prince or the saxophone.
 * Also in the "completely-distorted-and-slurred-voice" mode, Prince's similarly over-the-top, incredibly violent Cluster F-Bomb-throwing deadpan monologue in "Bob George".
 * "Rockhard in a Funky Place":

"Prince: Baby I know my rap is hard, but not as hard as what's behind door, *dig it* door number pants"
 * This famous line from the unreleased original version of "Extra Lovable":