Extended Disarming/Quotes

"Doyle: (searching Mask) Really big sunglasses...

Cop: Bike horn...

Doyle: Small-mouthed bass...

Cop: Bowling pin...

(something goes snap)

Doyle: Aah!...Mousetrap...

Cop: Rubber chicken...

The Mask: Little to the left. That's it.

Doyle: (inspecting an odd-looking squeaky toy) ...I don't know.

Cop: Funny eyeball glasses...

The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.

Cop: Bazooka...

The Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Kellaway: What? (close-up of framed photo -- woman in lingerie, complete with her phone number and "Call me, Lover!")

The Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

The Mask: Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all -- you married her!"

- The Mask, which can be seen here

"Gibbs: You're coming along, strictly as an observer. Hand over all you weapons.

Ziva: Is that really necessay? (Gibb holds out his hand) Right. (gives him a gun)

Gibbs: And your backup.

Ziva: What backup?

Gibbs: Left leg.

Ziva: Oh. That one. (gives it to him)

Gibbs: And the knife concealed at your waist. (Ziva hands knife to Gibbs, who hands it back) You can keep this. I just wanted you to know that I know."

- NCIS, "Silver War"