One Tree Hill/Awesome

"Jerk: I was gonna take it easy--
 * Episode 4x09, "Some Give You Away"
 * Nathan, Lucas & Skills leading the Tree Hill Ravens to their first State Championship in the history of the team. Bonus points for being Whitey's last game as Coach,.
 * Episode 4x16, "You Call It Madness, But I Call It Love"
 * Brooke and Peyton both teaming up to beat the crap out of Psycho!Derek after he kidnapped Peyton.
 * Episode 4x21, "All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone"
 * Mouth punching out the guy harrassing Shelley.

[Mouth floors the guy with one punch]

Mouth: Yeah, me too."

"Dan: My name is Dan Scott, I think you know my grandson. It’s okay, you can blink once for yes. That’s what I thought. Well, you’re done knowing him for the rest of time. And if you forget, or if you decide to go anywhere near my family again, let’s just say this -, I’d have no trouble killing you."
 * Episode 5x11, "You're Gonna Need Someone On Your Side"
 * Brooke finally standing up to Victoria & firing her from Clothes Over Bro's.
 * Episode 5x12, "Hundred"
 * Dan rescuing Jamie from Nanny Carrie after she kidnaps him at Lucas & Lindsey's wedding, giving her one hell of a pants-wetting threat in the process.

""Deb": I guess there's a new crazy nanny in this town bitch"
 * Episode 6x05, "You've Dug Your Own Grave, Now Lie In It"
 * Deb taking out Carrie as she chases Haley & Jamie out of a cornfield; swiftly followed by Dan shooting Carrie as she gets up with an axe in hand, unbeknownst to Haley & Deb.

"Rimkus: Congratulations. You've set a new record for failing.
 * Episode 6x13, "Things A Mama Don't Know"
 * Brooke beating up Xavier after he attacked her at the Clothes Over Bros. store.
 * Episode 6x19, "Letting Go"
 * Rimkus being called out her incompetancy as a teacher by Jack & Sam.

Jack: We didn't fail, you failed. Bring back Mrs Scott.

Rimkus: You. Detention in my office.

Jack: Here's how little you know - I'm not even in this class. You shouldn't be either.

[Jack gets up & leaves the class]

Rimkus: Anyone else?

Sam: He's got a point. Maybe we wouldn't be failing if you hadn't fired our teacher.

Rimkus: Watch it, or you'll be joining your friend, Mr No-Name.

Sam: All I'm saying is, that either we all got instantly dumber, or you should've been a little bit smarter. I'll see myself out."

"Chris: Chris Keller says - You're welcome."
 * Haley's English class walking out of school, and heading to the Scott house to get Haley to teach them, since Rimkus is a crappy teacher & they aren't learning anything from her.
 * Episode 7x07, "I And Love And You"
 * Dan using a lie detector test to prove that Nathan didn't cheat on Haley & get Renee pregnant.
 * Episode 8x11, "Darkness On The Edge Of Town"
 * The entire Quinn/Katie fight, full stop.
 * Episode 8x20, "The Man Who Sailed Around The World"
 * Clay, Julian & Nathan confronting after they find out that he was the one driving the car that ran Brooke & Jamie off the side of the bridge before leaving them for dead during the storm.
 * Episode 9x03, "Love The Way You Lie"
 * Haley stands up for Dan. Yes, you read that right.
 * Episode 9x06, "Catastrophe And The Cure"
 * Dan effortlessly destroying the motive the Tree Hill police had for him being the one to kidnap Nathan.
 * Jamie standing up to Dan & demanding to know what he's done with his father. Remember that Jamie's only around 9 years old.
 * Episode 9x08, "A Rush Of Blood To The Head"
 * Chase beating the crap out of Chuck's abusive father.
 * Episode 9x10, "Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will"
 * Dan's rescue of Nathan, culminating in.
 * Julian playing the role of Big Damn Hero by hitting the shady cop over the head whilst he has a gun a pointed at Nathan. Especially considering Dan had specifically told him to leave, so that there would be no risk of.
 * Episode 9x13, "One Tree Hill"
 * After a smarmy record exec smugly tells Chris Keller that her label isn't interested in signing any country acts, just rock acts, Chris simply tells the house band to play "Blues riff, F-sharp minor" & promptly rocks Tric with a performance of "Loaded Gun".


 * The absolute finest moment, however, comes when the same exec tries to butter Chris up, and he tells her where to go.