My Beloved Smother/Quotes

"I have some issues with my beloved smother -- mother!!"

- Principal Seymour Skinner, The Simpsons

""Ooh Babe, you'll always be a baby to me...""

- Pink Floyd, The Wall, "Mother"

""A boy's best friend is his mother.""

- Norman Bates, Psycho

"Anyone here have one of those mothers who worry about every little thing and then make up statistics to justify it?

"Now, you be careful in Toronto. You know, 2 people from the Maritimes are killed in Toronto every year.......and nobody's been killed yet this year.""

- Stand-up comedian

"(ghost coming from a mirror) Come here, Emery! I wanna see if you've been cleaning your nails! I wanna look behind your ears. I wanna look at your teeth. And what about down there? Come to Mommy Emmy! Come to Momma! Have you been doing that nasty thing again? I hear you in your room at night. Mommy hears everything!"

- Mrs. Waterman, Rose Red

"You KNOW I love you..."

- The Other Mother,, Coraline

"Mother's right here

Mother will protect you

Darling, here's what I suggest,

Skip the drama!

Stay with mama!

Mother knows best"

- Mother Gothel, Mother Knows Best, Tangled

"Every girl I go out with

Becomes my mother in the end

Well, I hear my mother calling

But I don't need her as a friend"

- Andy Summers of The Police, Synchronicity, "Mother"