Zero Punctuation/Haiku

Aussie reviews games Accentuating their flaws While talking quite fast. "-- User:Color Printer"

JRPGs? Eeeew. Cliffy B. is hot (not gay). And STONKING GREAT TITS.

"-- User:Shar Phoe"

Brit with a sweet hat And a chip on his shoulder Quickly trashes games. "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

Loves James Sunderland Because he would never just Press X to Not Die

He speaks at light speed And makes good games sound like crap Except for Portal. "--User:RL Yoshi"