BZPB/Funny

"Ynot: (Over intercom) Vultran, how is your little project coming?
 * This exchange between Ynot and Vultran:

Vultran: Horribly, we can't decide what color to paint it

Ynot: Other than that, it's ready?

Vultran: Well, yeah, but it REALLY could use a new coat of paint...

Ynot: Get it on line NOW!

Vultran: Okay, okay...We'll go with a ruby red...

Ynot: VULTRAN!

Vultran: No? Chartreuse?"

"*Vultran is Walking away from a fight*
 * Also this exchange between Doppler and Vultran:

Vultran: ...carry the two, divide by the reciprocal....

Doppler follows Vultran

Doppler: Excuse me, but your math is all wrong...you wouldn't take the reciprocal and divide it again, you would square it...

Vultran: But I'm working with Imaginary numbers...not as in i, but as in 'I'm insane, so screw off'

Vultran shoves a vial in Doppler's mouth

Vultran: And because you decided to listen to my ramblings, you get to be my next test subject. Please, let me know what happens!

Doppler spits it out, obviously unamused*

Doppler: Well, you've broken the First Law of the code of Scientists... nev-

He is interrupted by violent expulsion of stomach acids

Vultran scribbles this on his arm

Vultran: Interesting....

Doppler: Why you son of a... *vomits some more*

Doppler pulls out a communicator with his shaking arm

Doppler: This is Doctor Thomas K. Doppler calling whoever can hear *cough* me...I need backup, ri-

He is interrupted by his falling to the floor and convulsing violently

Vultran: Wow, Your species does not react well to Dihydrogen Monoxide...

Vultran stabs him with an antidote and walks away"