It's a Wonderful Failure/Quotes

"Grunty: Banjo's game ends in my tower,

Turn it up, I need full power!

Klungo:Yessssss, your Gruntyship.

Your transformation will soon be complete... (he turns up Grunty's machine's power)

Tooty:(inside the machine)Help me, Banjo! I feel funny...

Klungo: ...With bear and bird defeated,

Grunty wins!

(a beautiful Grunty walks out of the machine and shows herself to Klungo)

Beautiful Grunty: Look at me, Grunty's a cutie!

I'm so much now prettier than Tooty!

Klungo: Oh, yes you are, Mistress!

Mumbo: Grunty nice. Come back to Mumbo's skull, right?

(a hideous Tooty bursts out of the machine and starts lashing at the camera)

Ugly Tooty: Banjo?! Your sister wants to talk to you... ...NOW!!!

GAME OVER"

- The Game Over sequence from Banjo-Kazooie

""All ya had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!""

- Big Smoke, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

""This court sees no reason to further prolong the trial. Nor is there any need for more time to decide the case against the defendant. This court finds the defendant, [defendant name]...Guilty. The accused will surrender to the court immediately, to be held pending trial at a higher court within a month from today's date. That is all. The court is adjourned!" (COURTROOM DOORS CLOSE)"

- The Judge, Ace Attorney series, if your Life Meter or penalty marks run out

""But... the future refused to change.""

- Text at the end of Day Of Lavos, Chrono Trigger

""Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey. One is always aware that it lies in wait. Though life is merely a journey to the grave, it must not be undertaken without hope. Only then will a traveler's story live on, treasured by those who bid him farewell. But alas, my guest's life has now ended, his tale unwritten...""

- Igor, Persona 3

""As proof of one's life, there exists the danger of death. This proof exists as a flame, painfully burning one's life away. Yet though a life crumbles to dust, time moves ever onward. He who had been your proof, your life itself... the answer has been lost, never to be found again.""

- Igor, Persona 3 FES: The Answer

""Life is true and never a dream... All souls knows this from birth... The truth is something that is chosen and grasped... something discovered with one's vision and will... Only by gaining that deos the seeker become truth himself, a cord that connects past and future. But now, our guest's future has been severed and the truth languishes within the hollow, fog-filled forest....""

- Igor, Persona 4