Night at the Museum/Funny

Night At The Museum
"Easter Island Head: ME no dum-dum, YOU dum-dum!"
 * When the exibits all work together with Larry to stop the old janitors from stealing the tablet. Also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * Loved Larry and the Easter Island Head.

"Larry: ...Fetch?"
 * I love'd it whenever Jedediah called Larry "Gigantor".
 * Love'd when Larry finally stopped running from the T-Rex, and Dinosaur throws Larry a bone.


 * When Jed and Octavius are popping Cecil's tires, and they get blown away. Made funnier with the Distant Reaction Shot of the van from a human's perspective that shows little noise being made as the air is released. They do the same thing in the sequel when Octavius is comandeering a squirrel and trying to ride it to the White House.

Battle Of The Smithsonian
"Kahmunrah: (to Jedediah) I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously, even when you're threatening me! You're just adorable!"
 * Kahmunrah's dismissal of Darth Vader as an incompetent villain because he's an "asthmatic in an opera cape".
 * Also, the moment when Kahmunrah kidnaps Jedediah.

"Kahmunrah: All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing, all right? [starts to hand Larry the hourglass with Jed in it] Here you go... ] They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is right now, when I had also better get the combination and the tablet!
 * Plus the whole part where Larry and Kahmunrah try to negotiate over Larry's friends and the tablet. A highlight:

Larry Daley: ... That's what they called you?

Kahmunrah: It was shorter in Egyptian."


 * From the DVD, the "Cherub Training" featurette, which shows the director putting the Jonas Brothers through a hilarious Humiliation Conga.
 * Brunden.
 * Larry asking Octavius to stop looking off into the middle-distance when he speaks in a melodramatic manner.