The Ugly Barnacle/Awesome


 * It's heavily implied that just looking at the barnacle has the power to instantly . Admit it. That's a badass power.
 * Patrick's smile at the end has to count as one. Not only that, but just the mere fact that Patrick can recount the tale of an Apocalypse with a cheery voice and smile!
 * THE STORY'S ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
 * The fact that a  all these TV Tropes pages is pretty epic.