Chrono Trigger/Funny

"Mom: Crono! Is this another one of your pets?"
 * When Dalton breaks the fourth wall and changes the music on the Epoch to fit the mood.
 * If you introduce Frog to Crono's mother:

"Mom: Gracious! Who're you?
 * Also the part in which you introduce Ayla to her:

Ayla: Me Ayla.

Mom: Ayla, dear... A young lady shouldn't dress like that!

Ayla: But, Ayla like...

Mom: No buts! The proper response is "Yes, ma'am!"

Ayla: Crono strong... Crono mom strong, too!"

"Man: Hey, bring some more soda!
 * The fight with Golem Overlord..
 * In Ozzie's fort, Ozzie summons two monsters on a conveyor belt to fight the heroes. The battle music starts, then both enemies move along the conveyor belt and fall into pits at the end of the belts. The music abruptly stops.
 * The unique item Ozzie Pants provides good armor at the expense of inflicting Confuse on the wearer. What item slot do these crazypants take up? Headwear.
 * It goes one better. We're using the British definition of "pants" here. No wonder you're confused, you're wearing underwear on your head!
 * Yeah... And worse, they're Ozzie's underwear. Guess "Confuse" was only because "Nausea" wasn't a real status ailment...
 * The meeting between Ayla and Frog. "Big frog present? For Ayla eat?"
 * The Evil Chancellor tells you to get some jerky to reconcile with the king. If you do, he complains about his cholesterol and accuses you of trying to kill him.
 * This isn't funny. It's sad. You played right into the Chancellor's hands and now the King thinks his daughter hates him.
 * This is only in the SNES translation, but thanks to the replacing of alcohol with soda or soup, you get this hilarious bit of dialogue:

Bartender: Sir, I think you've had enough sugar today.

Man: Pipe down! I'll tell you when I've had enough! Can't you see I love soda pop! Nothing like soda pop to quench your thirst!"


 * The fact that Robo's theme is very similar "Never Gonna Give You Up". You get Rick Rolled every time you play the game!
 * Difficult but not impossible: defeating Lavos solo using a mop. Before Crono has any idea what Lavos is. Not so scary now, are you?