Jurassic Park: The Game/Funny

"Garry: So you are smoking now? What else are you doing that I don't know about?
 * The argument between Garry and Jess as seen here starting at 8:43:

Jess: What? Mom didn't tell you I was stripping?"

"Billy (discussing Nima's plans for the embryos): She may be a pain in the ass, but she knows what she's doing.
 * Most of Billy and Oscar's references to past Noodle Incidents qualify:

Oscar: That's what you said about that waitress in Colombia's cooking!

Billy: Hey, that wasn't her fault! It was salmonella!"

"Oscar: You're supposed to be at the crash site.
 * Billy's Deadpan Snarker attitude tends to provide many of these too:

Billy: Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry T.rex, so we had to change it. I didn't think about engaging it in a knife fight, sorry."


 * Even a few of the death scenes are quite funny, if you have a dark sense of humour. Some standout examples:
 * This one from near the end of Episode 1. DOUBLE KILL!!
 * This one when Oscar fails to hide from a raptor in time. Damn...
 * This one. Don't drop your knife, Oscar.
 * This one. Especially how the raptor just looks down at what she just threw and seems to think "lol um... that was awkward..."
 * This one when Jess fails to escape some raptors. More for the Narmtastic Big No from Gerry, though.
 * This one. You can't be "hanging around", Gerry.
 * This one. REAR.
 * This one where Gerry gets totally pwned by a flung shipping container.
 * This one where Gerry gets totally pwned by a flung shipping container.