Death Note the Abridged Series 1 Kids Entertainment/Funny

"Light (singing): It must have been when you were kissing me!

L: The probability that you are Kira just went up ever so slightly."

"Light: * Insane Kira laugh* That's right... I'm hungry. Seriously, where are the potato chips?"
 * "Speaking of hos..."
 * From the Massive Multiplayer Crossover Halloween special:

"Light: Hey, wait a minute. You're that guy who was watching me shower this morning.
 * and...

Penber: You didn't seem to mind! You freakin' smiled at me!"

"L (Over the phone to Matsuda): "Hey, Matsui! I'm L the L guy you L met the other L night at L the bar, L L L L L L L L L L L detective. Get it? It's Spanish.""
 * Then later, when Matsuda's at the Yotsuba building:

"L: If any of you should attempt to jump Watari to find out my location or identity I should warn you that he is a Kung-Fu master.
 * Fridge Logic on how L isn't as Properly Paranoid as he's really supposed to be:

Watari: L, I am NOT a Kung-Fu master."

"Lind L Taylor: My name, once again is Lind L. Taylor. L-I-N-D L. T-A... This is not a trap...
 * The trap:

Ryuk: You've just been Rick Rolled.

Light: *Face Palm* I noticed."

"L: Ideally I would get close to Kira. For all I know he might be a really swell guy. We can go for walks in the park, play competitive sports, and maybe some other stuff... Woah, where did that come from? That could be nice. Oh yeah... I know what move I'm going to make!"
 * And later there's L singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" through the voice synthesizer.
 * L's inner monologue on how he plans "to get close to" Kira:

"Sachiko: Oh Light, I didn't realize... you see your father and I... Well you can't BLAME for thinking it...
 * Light invents a girlfriend as an excuse for staying out late:

Light: Well you're wrong! WRONG I TELL YOU!!! * weeping and door slams*"

"Light: I can't take it anymore!
 * Quit whining:

L: YOU can't take it anymore! You're not the one who had to go a week without sleep to watch lame camera footage of you reading inappropriate magazines from sixty different camera angles... because You wanted to break the law. So don't tell me you can't take it anymore, Light Yagami."

"Light: I need to go use the deathroom... I mean restnote... I mean... I just gotta go.
 * This:

L: Well don't hold it in."

"L: Watari, is she talking?
 * Misa is arrested as the Second Kira:

Watari: She never stops talking! I already have a headache just from driving her around and it's only a block from where we arrested her!

L:... I see what you mean. Watari, please shut her up!"

"Rem: If I kill you then you will die."
 * Misa wants Rem to kill her:

"Light: Now I just have to endure a week of Ryuk without being able to respond to him... and I just have to subtly fit the phrase "get rid of it" into conversation the next time L talks to me.
 * Light's Epic Fail at Spyspeak:

One month of confinement and Ryuk's endless whining later...

L: Oh hey Light I forgot you were in there...

Light: GET RID OF IT!!!! "

"Light: My eyes are round now! Kira's Japanese, you said so yourself!"
 * As Dead Baby Comedy as it is, "I was just practicing falling sideways out of my chair. It seems like it'll come in handy later."
 * Light loses his memories of the notebook:

"L: If there is a God, he totally hates me.
 * This:

Light: Damn straight I do."

"Rem: If you do anything to harm Misa﻿ than the first thing that I will do is nothing, but than I wont hesitate to do nothing. You got that? Nothing, It's really painful.
 * A surprisingly effectual threat:

Light: Dammit!"


 * Light's smug face is smug.