Stationery Voyagers/Quotes

""You're nothing but a cog in a big machine! Don't presume yourself as ever being anything, nor having a purpose. As far as I am concerned, you are a waste of existence, just like most of your class. You will die, and be remembered only for the smell of your rotting corpse.""

- The principal at Consto's school, to Consto himself.

""Well, I guess you'll never get justice now! Best you just suck it up!""

- One of Consto's teachers, shortly after the principal is found dead.

""I may sound like who I am; but I'm not quite what I was.""

- Pextel to his mother over the phone, "Outcasts"

""At least I know to go right to the source; and not mess around like that IDIOT Ruktarusk!""

- Vile Chameleon (to Maria DiNazalenth), "Essentials of Nativity"

""They want to destroy marriage? Why would they waste their time?""

- Nika Inkista (about the Yehtzig Pirate League), "What Must Happen"

""YOU stay down there!!! Unless you WANT to be barbecued!!!"

- Gruvis, threatening Sylvia in "Night of the Whiteout"

""You should've listened to Rhodney!""

- Preamble to Nonpriel, right before tossing him (and Liquidon) into a wall and escaping in a pod.

""Let me tell you...my reality!""

- Hostile customs officer (to Mitchell and Eliot)

""He seems quite awake to me.""

- Pextel

""If not for our separate deities, Pex, we'd be exactly alike!""

- Cybomec, attempting a Hannibal Lecture on Pextel.

""COFFINS ARE ON DISCOUNT!!!""

- Implosionverse!Katrina, storming into a room full of terrorists wielding dual-guns, "Essentials of Nativity"

"Nikolai: "Ha ha ha ha ha! So, what's it gonna be, hero??? Throw me into the rising sun? Nuke me in the stratosphere? Drop? Suffocate?"

Liquidon: "ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!" (gives off seismic burst, Nikolai falls right into a jet engine.)

Liquidon: "All right then. Plan F wins.""

"Sveniski (to Maurice): "Where da hell are you from?"

Maurice: "Not even close. Those heroes you mocked? They saved one girl. And you failed to kill the one hundred and five students who weren't in the parking lot. So much for being a villain, villain!"

Sveniski: "PUT ME DOWN!!!"

(Maruice drops him without saying a word, and he falls onto the burning parking lot and is immediately engulfed in flames)

Cindy (observing Sveniski burning alive, from a distance): "Happy Thanksgiving. Turkey's in the oven!""

"Eliot (to Mitchell): "It seems to be a family tradition these days, sir! They eliminate us, so we don’t become powerful enough to kick the Devil’s sensitives with our testimony! ""