The Last Unicorn (animation)/Funny


 * SCHMENDRICK THE WIZARD!!... the incompetent but sweet-natured magician.
 * "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket."
 * "And be wary of wousing a wizard's wath! Rousing a rizard's... Be wary of making a magician angry!"
 * "Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."