Ashes to Ashes/Funny

"Chris: Must have bloody big ears.
 * The "Jackanory" scene from the second season finale.
 * "I promise not to twang his red braces... more than once."
 * Alex dirty dancing with Ray.
 * "It's not like I've SHAGGED AN ENTIRE RUGBY TEAM!"
 * "I bet she has."
 * Chris's reaction to the butt plug:

Alex: Wrong orifice, Chris.

Chris: ... what?

Gene: It goes up your arse!"

"Alex: It's a great opportunity.
 * "They have sex, Gene. Sweaty, muscular, male sex. Get used to it."
 * In 1.08: Alex, meet Pink Tank. Pink Tank, meet Unfortunate blue Ford Escort. Glorious.
 * "I'm imagining you imagining paying for sex with me in my imaginary role as an imaginary street whore."
 * Ray going undercover in the gay bar. (A bit of a Reverse Funny Aneurysm, too...)

Ray: Who bloody FOR?"

"Ray: * picking up the fried item* Oh you beauty..."
 * Chris's striptease apology to Shaz from 2.01. Complete with Hot Chocolate's You Sexy Thing and dialogue. And his tripping on his undies while trying to kiss Shaz crowns it all.
 * The scene in the chip shop where Ray...um. here

"Gene: OI! I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR, YOU DYKE-DIGGING TOSSPOT!"
 * The cast singing "Uptown Girl" in 3x02.
 * Gene's freakout over the Dutch gangsters  in the finale: