Stupid Mario Brothers/Funny

"Ness: So you're the . Of course I already knew that 'cause I'm psychic.
 * Max Payne's first appearance.
 * Wario and Waluigi's singing contest in that same episode.
 * YMMV, but this troper burst out laughing when the Mafia came to Mario's house.
 * "PAULINE IS DEAD!"
 * Ash, Brock or Gary's constant doings are this.
 * Ness whenever he's a large ham.

OR

Wario: How do you know these things?

Ness: PSYCHIC!"

"Luigi: You know Ness, when they fall to the ground, they're dead. You don't need to beat them to a pulp.
 * Later continued on with his discussion with Luigi.

Ness: So what are you, the language police AND the violence police now?

Luigi: I come from a world where giant plants try to eat you. There's not a whole lot that scares me, but right now, you do."

"Tommy: Who the f@ck are these idiots?!"
 * Everything Matt (Wario) does is hilarious.
 * Chris a.k.a. Luigi (in Nox Decious gear) scaring Peach's actress
 * Tommy Vercetti meets Gary and Brock

"Gary: Fine. We'll go. C'mon Brock, I'm sick of this fantasy wizard bullsh*t.
 * Gary is apparently not a fan of Hyrule.

Mario: Well gee, you don't have to be a dick about it."


 * The sequence where Captain Morgan wakes up and all the pirates enjoy Pirate Crunch cereal, which evolves into an entire commercial parody wherein the cereal is Applied Phlebotinum.