Complete Monster/Nintendo Wars

"Caulder (grinning): Hello? Can you hear me? ? ...Fascinating."
 * Caulder from Advance Wars: Days of Ruin appeared to be just an amoral scientist, excited by the recent apocalypse, since it finally lets him give his weapons some field testing to slake his curiosity. But as the story continues, his "scientific curiosity", as he puts it, is slowly revealed to be genocidal sadism. It gets to the point where, when he tries to Hannibal Lecture the hero about how Humans Are Bastards, the hero throws it in his face, saying that it doesn't matter if he's right, he's a monster who needs to be destroyed.
 * One of his most notable acts: inventing the virus known as The Creeper. This virus is unique in that it makes flowers bloom on your body. By "bloom", I mean they grow underneath your skin and burst through it, covering your body with roots, stems, and flowers. You can feel it growing in you. And it is very, very painful. But wait! The original virus wasn't good enough for him, as it only infected the young. So he upgrades it! Now it can kill everyone, and even faster and more painfully than before. The photo they show you of one of the victims of this new strain of Creeper?
 * However, Caulder's insane sadism led to one scene that had at least a few players cheer for him:


 * Well, at least he wasn't lying per se... The poison really did prevent the Creeper from killing him.
 * The same game also has Greyfield, who also fails to be near as charming as Caulder the Large Ham, even with the overuse of threats to hang people. What did he do? Let's see: Any scene where Greyfield gets burned is really satisfying. You know how bad he is when Caulder making him look like a joke is actually a good thing.