Street Fighter Alpha/Funny

"Bison: "Bushin style ninjas are no match for Shadaloo soldiers."
 * Guy's exchange with Bison in the Western versions of Alpha 2. It's made hilarious by the fact that a person as straight-laced as he delivers a line like this:

Guy: "I've fought your soldiers. Now I've come for you."

Bison: "My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme."

Guy: "Yea, a supreme fat-head!""

"Guy: "I don't like to interfere in the lives of others. Everything should be left as is, but I must ask one thing. Cody... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?""
 * A more believable break from character, in Alpha 3:

"Birdie: "Make me an offer."
 * Zangief's ending in Alpha 3. How does he stop the Big Bad's Psycho Drive (which is also a Kill Sat)? By piledriving E. Honda into it repeatedly.
 * Birdie is either a brainless thug or a Genius Bruiser. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

Bison: "I'll offer to destroy you."

Birdie: "Make me a better offer.""


 * "If such strong fighters truly exist... they must be in one of those buildings over there."
 * In his Alpha 3 ending, his attempt to obtain Bison's power consists of walking directly into his power reactor. It doesn't end well.
 * In Dan's ending, he teaches Blanka how to roll.