Retirony/Quotes

""This is supposed to be my last night of work, not my last night on the planet Earth!""

- Josie, Air Panic

"''And Frankie kicked a mine the day that mankind kicked the moon

God help him, he was going home in June.''"

- Redgum, I was only Ninteen.

"Lien: I can't belive you survived as their prisoner for so long!

O-chul: I'll be honest, I did not actually expect to live through this.

Elan: Don't say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!

Everyone looks around. When nothing happens:

Elan: Well, most of the time, at least. Just don't announce that you're going to retire tomorrow, okay?"

- Order of the Stick

"And to think... I was gonna retire after this case..."

- Darths and Droids, 194

""Damn! And I was only one day from retirement!""

- on The Simpsons

" URL : "Poor Smitty. He was two weeks from retirement."

Fry: "What happened to him?"

URL : "He took an early retirement. Damn.""

- Futurama