Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged/Awesome

"Jotaro: Surrounded by a buncha people while I'm tryin' to get my freak on. Only one word comes to mind - MOSH PIIIT! *mass ownage ensues*"
 * Jotaro is about to add an attractive lady to his 'To Do' list... and suddenly, a gangbang of zombies show up, all attacking him. It's... actually little trouble.

"D'arby: Hey, where'd you get that cigarette from?!
 * When Jotaro bluffs D'arby the gambler by using his stand to steal smokes and drinks from the bar, making D'arby think that he could switch his cards at anytime, with ominous latin chanting playing in the backround.

Jotaro: What? This? You want one? Well, I can't really blame you. After all, I make smoking cool as f***."

"Jotaro: Call or fold, D'arby? What's it gonna be, D'arby? WHAT'S IT GONNA *BEEP*ING BE?"
 * The important thing to note about this scene is that this isn't abridged. This is how this scene is in the series straight up. And it gets more epic near the end.

"Dio: "Why can't I move?""
 * Jotaro stopping time, it's every bit as awesome as it was in the original.


 * Earlier, he makes a inference to having an affair with one of Dio's lover, this is especially satisfying as Dio had kissed Jonathan's lover and humiliated her; having it thrown back at him is pretty awesome.