Man in a Kilt/Quotes

"''"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by

And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye

'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"''"

- Bryan Bowers, The Scotsman

""What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick.""

- Craig Ferguson

""A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'.""

- Mike Myers, at the AFI Lifetime Achievement award ceremony for Sean Connery

"Commander Badass: What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.

Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.

Commander Badass: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear."

- Manly Guys Doing Manly Things