Shades of Grey/YMMV

"Eddie: As you did, sir?"
 * Complete Monster -  Complete Monster indeed.
 * Also Carlos Fandango. As Eddie notes, the "option to refuse waived" in Imogen's advert indicates that he has no interest in her happiness whatsoever, the highest bidding Purple gets to marry her no questions asked. He also indicates that prospective suitors can have her in the wool shed on appropo. Shudder.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome - Eddie's reply to Prefect Yewberry, after the latter tells him that if he were a true citizen, he'd volunteer his services for free to the High Saffron expedition.


 * Nightmare Fuel -