James Bond/Quotes

"''My name is James Bond and I love to get plastered

I bang heaps of bitches 'cause I'm a smooth bastard

I tell them I love them, then I fuck off back to London

On my jetpack! That's how I roll.

I need heaps of gadgets 'cause I carry a shit gun

After killing my enemies I like to make shit puns

Like the time I asked a guy who was crushed by a milk truck

"Got milk?" as he died.''"

- My Name is James Bond (NSFW)

"I might as well ask you if all those vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the dead ones you failed to protect."

- Trevelyan, Goldeneye

"Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken or stirred?

Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?"

- Casino Royale

"Some men are coming to kill us. We're gonna kill them first."

- Bond, Skyfall

"Andrew: We're real supervillains now, like...Doctor No!

Warren: Yes, back when Bond was Connery and movies were decent!

Jonathan: Who even remembers Connery? Roger Moore was smooth.

Warren: You're insane. You're short, and you're insane.

Andrew: I like Timothy Dalton. (Dope Slap) Hey!"

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer