Commando (film)/Funny

"Mook: Fuck you, asshole. [Pulls the trigger but the gun is out of ammo]
 * A Green Beret giving John Matrix a send off at gun point before it hilariously backfires in his face. Literally.

Matrix: Fuck you, asshole. [Punches the mook in the face]"

"Cook: This Green Beret's going to kick your big ass.
 * It's a very secure film that can mock its own fight scenes:

Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I'm very hungry!

Cindy: [Trying to avoid the fighting] I can't believe this macho bullshit! These guys eat too much red meat!"


 * "I let him go."
 * "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."