Prince of Persia (2008 video game)/Funny

"Prince: Want to play a game? Come on It'll be fun.
 * Nearly every idle chat between the Prince and Elika.
 * Special mentions go to when the Prince interrupts their rather urgent quest to challenge Elika to a game of I Spy.

Elika: The world's about to end and you want to play a game?

Prince: Might as well die happy!

...

Elika: Grass.

Prince: No.

Elika: Rock.

Prince: No.

Elika: This is a stupid game.

Prince: Want another go?

Elika: No.Path.

Prince: No.

Elika: This is impossible!

...

Prince: s.

Elika: Are you still playing that game?

Prince: s!

...

Prince: Your turn.

Elika: For what?...sigh...c.

Prince: Corruption.

Elika: Yes, can we go on?

...

Prince: s.

Elika: Sky again

Prince: Now you're getting it.

Elika: You picked sky again?

Prince: No, but you're getting a hang out of the rules.

Elika: Thanks. They're so complex I was worried they might evade me.

...

Prince: s.

Elika: Scar.

Prince: No.

Elika: Scarrrr-f?

Prince: No.

Elika: Shrine?

Prince: A-ha! ...No.

Elika: I give up.

Prince: Soulless follower of Ahriman!

Elika: I am amazed no one threw you overboard on your sea trips."

"Prince: That's a nice blouse.
 * Sometimes, Elika also likes being snarky:

Elika: I think I have an extra one if you want to wear it."

"Elika: We have to cross over there!
 * The Prince, of course, too:

Prince: Sure, climb on the roof. It's not like gravity ever killed anyone."

"Elika: Why are you doing this? You're not doing this for me, are you? I've seen you looking at me. I recognize that look.
 * This conversation:

Prince: Hey, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute.

Elika: Would you have helped my father if he had asked you?

Prince: He's not that cute, either."

"Elika: Wow. With you as a measuring stick that really makes me a saint.
 * Elika and The Prince surely love to Get The Crap Past The Radar:

Prince: Oh, come on, I've helped old ladies home from the market.

Elika: If they had attractive daughters.

Prince: Yeah. I helped them, too."

"Prince: You had to pick this religion? You couldn't have picked one where the all the evil creatures were...I don't know... slightly angry sheep?"
 * The Prince about the evil god:

"Prince: You know, I once thought about settling down, milling flour for a living...
 * In the windmill:

Elika: Really?

Prince: Ha, are you kidding? How boring would that be?"

"Prince: Nice tower, I'd say it's from the omnious and forbidding school of architecture.
 * The Prince lampshading the fact that the thing they search is, like always, at the most inconvenient place.

Elika: The fertile ground is...

Prince: At the top of the tower. Well, they wouldn't put it on the ground floor, would they?"

"Prince: I'll go first. But hey, no staring at my ass. I've felt you looking.
 * Before climbing up a tower

Elika: I thought you lost your ass?

Prince: Donkey.

And then Elika actually stares at his ass.

Prince: I can feel you looking!"


 * The Prince imitating the Hunter, which is a ugly monster after all.