Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat/Quotes

""Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.""

- Bobby Heenan

""I'll win this race fair and square, even if I have to cheat to do it!""

- Dick Dastardly, Wacky Races

""I must use strategy...I will cheat!""

- Brutus, from the 1961 Popeye cartoon "Ski Jump Chump"

""So the Soviets were from the New England Patriots school of cheating, which says that even if you're vastly superior to your opponent, you cheat anyway. Just for the pure hell of it.""

- Cracked.com, The 7 Ballsiest Sports Cheats Ever