Friendly Hostility/Funny


 * Collin: "Hi. I'm a refugee from the conversation where shoving things up your nose is encouraged. Is it safe here?"
 * When in doubt? Go to Las Vegas!
 * On signs:
 * NO LOITERING UNLESS REJECTED BY IFJD. AMATEURS AND UNOFFICIAL DETECTIVES ONLY.
 * NO LICKING THE LUGGAGE.
 * Fox' allergy meds make him wear origami hats, build forts out of cups, and sling-shoot paper balls at his boss.
 * Stapler gun standoff.