9 Chickweed Lane



The comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane was started by Brooke McEldowney in 1993. Originally a gag-a-day strip about three generations of women in the Burber family: biology professor Juliette Burber; her teenage daughter, Edda, and her mother, Edna O'Malley, whom everyone calls Gran. (Gran has been written out of the strip after the end of a year-long flashback.) It gradually turned into a platform for the creator to express his views on culture, politics, religion and gender relations. Since 20-year-old Edda seems to have been promoted to being the central character, it also allowed McEldowney to indulge in his love of odd camera angles and polysyllabic words.

"Seth's note: Stepped out to buy some Brussels sprouts, fresh morels, aged Gouda and Cabernet Sauvignon. . Back by seven."
 * All Women Are Lustful: It is impossible to name a female character in the McEldowney universe (pregnant nuns included) that isn't obsessed with having sex in some way or another; either they're getting it and happy or not getting any and bitter about it.
 * Art Evolution: Edda was more menacing than pretty (you know that gleeful look on "peeing on [insert name here] Calvin"-sticker has? That was Edda's default expression).
 * Author Appeal: McEldowney loves the female form (especially the legs) and isn't shy about it.
 * Author Tract: Once Thorax, the dairy farmer from another galaxy, became prominent, the readers were treated to strip after strip detailing McEldowney's take on the world. Lately it seems that Seth is taking over that role.
 * Babies Make Everything Better:
 * Batman Gambit(?):
 * Beat Panel: Thorax is prone to taking up beat panels, and once used a double beat panel to great effect.
 * Beautiful All Along: Who would've thought that the semi-feral Edda and complete nerd Amos would've turned out to be a gorgeous ballet dancer and a talented cellist?
 * Big Guy, Little Guy / Fat and Skinny: Thorax (big and fat) and his Pap (little and skinny).
 * Seth, Edda's dance partner/roommate (very muscular and tall) and his boyfriend (skinny and short).
 * Biting the Hand Humor: Edda was basically hand-picked to model for a clothing line that gave her such a large advance salary that she bought Amos an antique cello, despite never modeling before or even considering it. Her response to this generosity is to compare the execs to demon-worshipers and models to air-headed sex toys; her mother sarcastically describes the clothes as "menswear" as no woman would ever wear such uncomfortable and revealing things on her own (except for the "leopard-spot undies, those are [hers]").
 * Edda later tells a magazine that being a ballet dancer is great if you enjoy long hours, stress, and eating disorders.
 * Blond Guys Are Evil: Edda's dad; Edda's would-be seducer; Kiesl; Col. Yancey. Averted with Edda's Straight Gay Mama Bear dance partner Seth.
 * Brunette Women Are Evil: Any brunette women (aside from Juliette outside the classroom) tend to be evil (Isabel, Amos's Portuguese pianist) or rivals (Edda's schoolmate Mary, whom Amos had a crush on). Fernanda Jons, a South American ballet dancer, once made homophobic remarks at Seth, although she appears to be foolish rather than evil.
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:
 * Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick:

"Roger: Edda tells me you're a wonderful, nurturing person who stands by his convictions and speaks from the heart. [Beat] So is it all those special qualities that excuses you for being arrogant?"
 * Brutal Honesty: Roger and Seth didn't meet on the right foot, what with Seth thinking Roger's mother's "affair" was highly romantic and Roger.

"Gran: I didn't say that was how I met and fell in love with your dad. I said that was how I met and fell in love with your father."
 * Calling the Old Man Out:
 * Cannot Spit It Out: Played straight when Edda can't tell Amos how his adoration of Hillary Hahn makes her jealous.
 * Catholic School Girls Rule / Magic Skirt: Subverted in that Edda's skirt went past her knees, although that didn't stop her from taking flying leaps.
 * Cats Are Mean: Sort of. Solange isn't evil, but she seems to get a kick out of teasing Edda.
 * Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: After turning down Seth's hasty proposal, Fernanda completely vanishes from the strip.
 * Clingy Jealous Girl: Edda, very much so.
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Thorax.
 * Compressed Vice: Edda's love of lowbrow pranks (like whoopie cushions). The first time it's mentioned, it's treated like it's as much a part of her character as her inability to keep a secret.
 * Contrived Coincidence:
 * Cool Old Lady: Gran can be pretty impressive: she's definitely intimidating, and somehow manages to tolerate a relationship with Thorax.
 * Corrupt Corporate Executives: The blood-quaffing, demon-worshiping fashion corp that hires Edda to be their spokes-booty.
 * Cosmic Plaything: Implied to be why Gran is a pessimistic bundle of negativity; not only was she branded a double agent by the Evil Brit Designated Antagonist, her future husband spent ten years in a psych ward due to having his brains scrambled on Omaha beach. He wouldn't have been there if he hadn't put the British guy in hospital for a week. Worse still, when he recovered, he'd gotten her to settle down in Omaha to live in the suburbs. Since she's a Creature of Pure Art, you can see how living in the presence of mundanes is a horror beyond comprehension.
 * Crossover: Thorax appears in Pibgorn on several occasions.
 * The cast of Pibgorn were guests at the wedding of Edda's former English teacher, Diane Aramus, and the former Father Francis Durley.
 * D-Day Guided Amnesia: Why Bill was missing for ten years. While he's completely healthy physically, he's being annoyingly coy about his mental state.
 * A Date With Randy Palms: Edda imagining Seth's serial dating phase. Seth is less-than-amused that his past anguish is his roommate's (and now her mother's) Fetish fuel.
 * December-December Romance: Gran/Keisel. Gran/Thorax before that.
 * Defrosting Ice King: Kiesel.
 * Did You Just Have Sex?: During the trip to the music competition in Brussels, Edda and Amos finally do the deed (the infamous "hand-sex"), with corresponding moment-after smiles.
 * Disappeared Dad: Edda's. He's blonde, has a trophy wife, and is despised by Edda and Juliette. Kiesl left after being told that Bill is the better choice.
 * The Ditz: Roger (unless he's trolling Seth). "We need to talk." A minute later: "So, what did you want to talk about?"
 * Double Standard: Straight couples get weeks of steamy scenes; Seth and his boyfriend kissed once.
 * Dragon Lady
 * Dutch Angle: One of the more confusing elements of the strip is McEldowney's insistence on drawing his characters at neck-straining camera angles to cram in more words and or legs.
 * Eaglelander: Brooke McEldowney, very much flavor two. The Family-Unfriendly Aesop of his World War Two story lines was that the Evil Brit Designated Antagonist had to do whatever the Americans told him, no questions asked, since they were defending a country that didn't actually need defending at that point.
 * Eternal Sexual Freedom: Some of the PDAs Edna (Young Gram) and Lt. Kiesl got up to would get you tossed out of most places today. (Or at the very least a pointed "Get a Room!"). In 1950s New York City, you'd get the cops called on you. They did get the attention of a cop when Kiesl's ice cream cone melted and Edna cleaned his fingers with her tongue.
 * Even The Gays Want Her: Seth "falls in love" with Fernanda - specifically her tango skills. Apparently he can't judge the talent of his ballet partner while "working"..
 * Everybody Has Lots of Sex: Except Seth's ex-boyfriend and two of Edda's friends who haven't shown up in about a year.
 * Everyone Can See It / Transparent Closet: Everyone just knows  is gay except Edda and the guy himself. How they can tell: he's snarky, has a huge vocabulary and has been hiding his sexuality by having lots of sex with his wife Penny and maybe pretending to have poor taste in food (or maybe he has no time and money for good food after taking care of his eleven children).
 * Evil Brit: In the World War Two flashback, the English are generally portrayed in an unsympathetic light and a British military officer is the villain by default.
 * Expy: Isabel seems to be an expy of Pibgorn succubus Drusilla, only with short hair. The Straw Feminist might be another Pibgorn expy:.
 * Fan Boy: When Seth becomes a fan of someone he becomes infatuated with them, whether they're an old woman with a pinched face or a young woman who insulted him once.
 * Fan Nickname: "Colonel Iago" for Col. Yancey.
 * Gam-ma, and by extension Gampa for Bill and Kiesl.
 * "Big Gay Seth"; Gay Hulk or Ghulk
 * Fan Service: Oh-so-many Sunday strips.
 * Flanderization: Juliette goes from strict but fair teacher to a straight-up Sadist Teacher; Edda goes from Genki Girl with a violent streak to lust-crazed woman.
 * For the Evulz: Isabel's reason for seducing Amos is simply because he's already taken with Edda.
 * The Corrupt Corporate Executives decide to mess around with the fine print in Edda's contract  'cause it's funny. It doesn't quite work since Edda.
 * Father Of A Thousand Young: Roger, father of eleven "Stepford Children". Seriously, they come in batches of identical blonde twins and triplets and when Seth goes to Roger's place they appear en masse out of nowhere and just stare.
 * Foregone Conclusion: We already know Gran chooses Bill in the end, it's stated right at the beginning of the arc!
 * From a Certain Point of View:

"Truth: Noun. That which most easily appeals to the fears, hopes, and prejudices of the hearer; in essence, a lie."
 * Gentle Giant: Thorax; Edda's dance partner. He's about a head taller than the rest of the cast, except when he isn't.
 * Gentleman Snarker: Seth and Thorax, to some extant.
 * Get a Room
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: The stunningly blatant "handjive" strips, which the author is keen to remind his readers that they are, in fact, his hands.
 * Combined with Stealth Pun: A Sunday strip featuring Edda and Amos making out at the piano included a musical notation that means "hold it as long as possible".
 * When this Sunday strip got pulled for implied sexual content
 * The Ghost /
 * Girl Next Door: What the Nicolette Cignet execs have found in Edda ("She's sexy yet innocent and even patriotic!"). For some reason this is bad but they keep using her anyway and even hire Seth "for the ladies".
 * Glamorous Wartime Singer: Edna
 * Gratuitous German: And French, and musical notes.
 * Happily Married: Juliette and her professor husband; Amos and Edda in the future.
 * Hatedom: A lot on The Comics Curmudgeon, including how the smug, arrogant Seth is always right, to the point of Marty Stu. The bit about  didn't win them any fans at Something Awful either.
 * Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: In the past, Seth tried to deny his sexuality by being a serial dater. Now he inverts the trope by mentioning his homosexuality seemingly every chance he gets. And
 * Lately Seth seems to be inverting this thanks to him being unable to resolve his attraction to Fernanda against his stated sexuality and it becoming a case of Have I Mentioned I Am Gay?.
 * The Hecate Sisters: Edda: Maiden (!), Juliette: Mother, Gran: Crone.
 * Heteronormative Crusader: Possibly, although it's not yet clear if he knows Seth is gay. *Update*:
 * Seth really, really, really.
 * Honor Before Reason: The resolution to the flashback arc's Love Triangle seemed to be that Edna chose to honor her promise to Bill (whom she hasn't seen in a decade and just learned was still alive), despite the fact that loved - and was days away from marrying - Kiesl.
 * Horror-Inducing Slight: Seth upon spotting 's mismatched socks.
 * Edda doesn't take her mother comparing one's children to spinach stuck in one's teeth very well.
 * I Have No Son:
 * I Want Grandkids:
 * I Was Quite a Looker: The WWII flashback showed Edna/Gran as a virtual clone of Edda.
 * A (belated?) Mother's day strip had Edda eloquently thanking her mother for passing down her good looks (and "Charlies", which shouldn't really matter to a ballerina); Gran chimes in that she had a hand in those genes too.
 * Identical Grandchild: Edda to Gran.
 * Idiot Plot / Idiot Ball:
 * If It's You It's Okay: The most generous interpretation of
 * Informed Ability /OffStageVillainy: Fernanda Jons, a South American ballet dancer who is said to be more talented than Edda and was bigoted towards Straight Gay Seth a couple years ago. As far as we're shown, she's actually just a normal (well, as normal as a talented ballet dancer can be) girl who said something stupid once
 * The Nicolette Cignet clothing corp is described by Edda as a cabal of blood-drinking demon-worshipers but we never see them actually demon-worshiping and Edda has a long-established hatred of authority (they are at least revealed to be pretty huge jerk asses and aware of it: "Gentlemen (if that's what we actually are)...").
 * Informed Attribute: Lots, but  really stands out. Basically it's true because Seth said so.
 * Add to that list Edda's (apparently) long-standing love for pulling the old whoopee cushion gag.
 * Edda sure has a noticeably nicer rear than her friend, beating out all the other ballerinas, she sure does.
 * Insult Backfire: Sister "Caligula", attempting to admonish Edda for her wild ways, asks what would happen if the army decided to have a dance party instead of fighting. Edda: "Peace?" Sister Caligula: Face Palm.
 * For some reason,
 * Intellectual Animal: Solange the cat, as well as an adopted/rescued greyhound and possibly another dog; haven't turned up in a long time.
 * Keeping Secrets Sucks: Edda can't keep a secret to save her life, partially because they eventually become toxic inside her and partially because she loves seeing people's reactions when she tells.
 * Edda can't reveal to anyone that she's a fashion company's new spokes-ass, surprising Amos when he recognizes her in a giant poster. He shouldn't be that surprised, since she told him she's the company's "Golden Hind" before signing.
 * Longest Pregnancy Ever: After two or three years the pregnant ex-nun has finally started going through labor.
 * Love Makes You Stupid: Gran's reason for not immediately informing her future husband that she'd been compromised was that the German officer that told her to her face that they knew what she was was that he was a good-looking morally ambiguous figure.
 * Make-Out Kids: Edda & Amos
 * Mama Bear: Edda is "the love of [Juliette's] life" and God have mercy on anyone who harms her.
 * Manipulative Bastard : O'Malley's superior officer, Colonel Yancey. It was revealed that he decided a long time ago that O'Malley and Edna had to get married no matter what the cost to themselves or their children simply to make himself feel better about being the incompetent buffoon who set everyone up to fail in the first place.
 * May-December Romance: When Amos and Gran got into an IM relationship. Amos posed as a military officer, and Gran as a hot Portuguese woman.
 * Meaningful Name: Juliette, Edda (after grandma Edna).
 * Messy Hair: Amos'. It is/was possibly sentient and a black hole.
 * Edda's dance partner's boyfriend (as well as the girl who was crushing on him -- unfortunately they looked like twins).
 * Mood Whiplash: Edda and Juliette have a pleasant meeting with their newly-discovered bio-grand/father Kiesel, then they admonish him for wasting his life pining for their grand/mother Edna, then
 * More Teeth Than the Osmond Family: A frequent knock on McEldowney's art: grinning characters appear to have triple the normal number of teeth. Also, women charcters frequently bare their teeth and/or snarl when they're in a sexy mood, so whenever the characters get frisky, the women always look like they're about to tear out the men's throats.
 * Name's... Similar Enough:
 * New Relatives As The Plot Demands: Looked that way with the mention that Juliette has a sibling (Bill's biological child) who's never been mentioned before. Turns out her brother Roger has been established as such (but never seen) as far back as 2004. But as far as anyone can tell, he's been mentioned less than a dozen times, and not since 2005.
 * The Nicknamer: Edda nicknamed her teacher/principal "Sister Caligula", her aunt "Penny-Auntie" and her roommate "App-Sethalby".
 * No Bisexuals: Seth still insists that he's gay despite being very, very attracted to Fernanda. He claims he's actually in love with her skills as a dancer despite constantly complimenting her on her beauty
 * Not to mention bisexuality never coming up as a possibility with regard to
 * No Sense of Distance / No Sense of Time: (possibly, I've never randomly decided to take a weekend trip to Europe) Juliette and Edda fly to Austria to drop in on Gran and Kiesel  and just as suddenly fly back to New York.
 * Nubile Savage: Juliette often fantasizes about being Panther Woman, Queen of the Jungle.
 * Nuns-N-Rosaries
 * Only One Voice: All the characters are exceptionally verbose. It makes sense for Juliette to speak like this since she's a professor who routinely thrashes med students verbally and academically, but it never seemed as though Amos and Edda's Catholic school was quite that posh.
 * They also look alike: Juliet's husband is Pibgorns Geoff with grey hair; Young Gran is a dead-ringer for Edda; there's three identical brunettes (Drucilla the succubus, Isabel the pianist, and Fernanda the ballerina) and at one point Edda is talking to Isabel (Portuguese/older/worldly/short curly hair) and Edda like Fernanda's (South American/younger/"innocent"-ish/long wavy hair) saucy protege.
 * The first daily color strip is presumably Amos complementing Edda, but they're shown from the waist down so for all we know it could be Edda's mother and stepfather.
 * Obfuscating Stupidity / What an Idiot!:  denial could be one of these. When.
 * One Head Taller: Seth is a head taller and a body-size wider than all the characters except Thorax. This does not stop Fernanda from occasionally being the same height as they dance (or "dance").
 * Apparently Brooke in real life, seen here. For reference, the woman on the right is around 5'11".
 * Pair the Spares: The two slightly older people who tried to seduce Amos and Edda.
 * Pet the Dog: Seth's Revenge for Fernanda's comment about American dancers being unmanly is to be as nice to her as possible. What Edda would like to do to her is a bit less psychological.
 * Pin Up: The Nicolette Cignet Pin Up collection, with special appearance by Edda's, um, kitty.
 * Poor Communication Kills: Edda and Amos' relationship hit a snag when he couldn't stop babbling about real-life concert musician Hillary Hahn; since she wouldn't tell him what was bothering him, he had no idea why she was angry.
 * The intelligence operation that Gran was involved in would have gone much smoother had the OSS lieutenant in charge told the British colonel whose POW camp she was assigned to who she was and why she was there. As it stands, her future husband got busted down to buck private for beating the snot out of the poor sap he failed to inform.
 * Retcon: A Sunday strip from the early 2000s has an old picture of WW 2 Gran with jet-black hair; of course, this could've been before her mission and she took to bleaching it.
 * Running Gag: Roger's horrible taste in everything: he prefers aerosol cheese and jug wine to aged Gouda and Cabernet, although having to take care of 11 children might have something to do with it.
 * Sadist Teacher: Juliette. Not only does she compare her students to cattle, she flies off into a blind rage the second one of them refers to her as anything other than Doctor Burber.
 * "Sister Caligula", scary head-nun of Edda's school.
 * Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Gran, Gran, Gran.
 * Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful: This is pretty much Edda's philosophy; simply put, she can do things we can't because she's pretty and young. Similarly, Juliette can get away with a lot because she's beautiful, smart, and can put the fear into the Good Old Boys at her school.
 * Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right: The soon-to-be-formerly pregnant ex-nun's ex-priest husband is in a meeting with The Pope and basically says "Screw The Pope, I'm going to be a dad!"
 * Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Every character in the strip.
 * Sexy Discretion Shot: "Handjive."
 * Sexy Priest: One shows up and falls in love with a nun at Edda's school. She rejects him, but after they quit their respective orders they begin a relationship.
 * Shaggy Dog Story: As we know, the extended flashback was Gran's way of telling Juliette the story of how she met and fell in love with her biological father; when it concluded, Juliette was astonished by the realization that Gran wasn't talking about the war hero who raised her but the Nazi opera singer who Gran had slept with before marrying him.
 * She's Got Legs: All the female characters have or had them.
 * Shout-Out / Take That: Several weeks of The Devil's Dictionary-style definitions circa 2007:
 * Sexy Priest: One shows up and falls in love with a nun at Edda's school. She rejects him, but after they quit their respective orders they begin a relationship.
 * Shaggy Dog Story: As we know, the extended flashback was Gran's way of telling Juliette the story of how she met and fell in love with her biological father; when it concluded, Juliette was astonished by the realization that Gran wasn't talking about the war hero who raised her but the Nazi opera singer who Gran had slept with before marrying him.
 * She's Got Legs: All the female characters have or had them.
 * Shout-Out / Take That: Several weeks of The Devil's Dictionary-style definitions circa 2007:

"Lie: Noun. That which causes its utterer to be reviled; in essence, the truth."

"Deceit: Noun. Example: A dog rolls on the carcass of a dead possum in order to deceive other animals regarding his identity as a dog (whereas) a man lolls in the scents of church in order to deceive himself regarding his identity as a thief, an adulterer, and a liar (the difference is that the dog does not first have to endure being bored by the possum)."

"Democracy: Noun. Informal. A form of government in which people, faced with the prospect of self-rule, cast the job into an exclusive mire of unskilled panderers. In earlier times, entire wars were waged for the stated purpose of protecting democracy. Now wars are waged to protect freedom, democracy having been abolished toward that end."

"Allegiance: Noun. An undefined word school children are taught to pledge daily toward a flag that is otherwise ignored. The purpose of this pledge is to teach the young that "allegiance" has a limited shelf life of 24 hours."

"Friendship: Noun. That which unites person 1 with person 2 though their mutual hatred of person 3."

""Nothing is Perfect": A phrase demoting that the speaker is familiar enough with perfection to state, categorically, that it does not exist. Compare this with the preacher who is unfamiliar enough with hell to state that it does."

"Tolerance: Noun. The implicit affirmation that there is something about nearly everybody else that must be tolerated."

"Murder and Incivility: Opposites on the spectrum of affronts to society, incivility being the most heinous. On earth, the crime of murder is universally celebrated, a fascinating wellspring of entertainment profits that corresponds in direct proportion to the ferocity of the murder. To date, there are very few, if any, TV programs, novels, stories, plays, or films about incivility."

"Hate: Noun. At an international level, the conventional response to any act of generosity, after first accepting the generosity."

"Faith: Noun. The unknowable promoted to the irrefutable. The child's comfort – the fanatic’s trigger."

"Natural-Born Leader: Noun. An untalented, benignly useless person, but for the potent services of the natural-born led."

"Science: Noun. God open for questions."

"Holy: Cosmetic Adjective. On earth, any hostile activity, such as a war or pogrom, with celebrity endorsement from God."

"Q: Dear Mr. McEldowney, your cartoon yesterday was an offense and an insult to all people who uphold a woman's right to...."
 * "Shut Up" Kiss
 * Sibling Yin-Yang: Juliette was a divorced mother of one while her brother Roger seems to be a Happily Married father of eleven.
 * Single Issue Psychosis: If we're to take the entire Kiesl arc at face value, Gran's crabby bitterness and general anger at the world can be traced directly to giving up her true love in order to keep a promise to another. Once said love returns to her five decades later, that bitterness near-instantly vanishes.
 * Slice of Life: The comic's mode before Amos and Edda went to Julliard (a year early, 'cause they're so talented).
 * So Beautiful It's a Curse: The Nicolette Cignet execs want to fire Edda because she's too wholesome-looking and is getting more attention than their clothes. Apparently the last thing a fashion corp wants is for people to look at their ads.
 * Spicy Latina: Fernanda (South America; actually quite mild) and Isabel (Portugal, The Vamp). Gran once posed as a hot Portuguese woman online.
 * Spin-Off: Pibgorn
 * Star-Crossed Lovers: Edna and Kiesl.
 * Straight Gay: Seth, Edda's dance partner/roommate. His art-dealer(?) boyfriend is slightly more emotional and dramatic.
 * Straw Feminist: A random woman who's either a colleague of Juliette's (and thus a doctor) or a mere jewelry retailer, who thinks that all unplanned pregnancies must be aborted, not knowing that Juliette was unplanned and the old woman she's talking to is Juliette's mother. Brooke later clarified:
 * Straw Feminist: A random woman who's either a colleague of Juliette's (and thus a doctor) or a mere jewelry retailer, who thinks that all unplanned pregnancies must be aborted, not knowing that Juliette was unplanned and the old woman she's talking to is Juliette's mother. Brooke later clarified:

"A: To sum up: The writer is indignant, righteous, and not a careful reader. E-mail in this predictable vein has been arriving sporadically from citizens infuriated by what they prefer to feel is a slap in the face administered to pro-choice acolytes everywhere. The general view is that I personally am slug vomit. I, in fact and for many reasons, may be slug vomit. However, not in this instance. The cartoon I drew [op. cit.] does not portray a pro-choice individual. It trots across the stage a harsh, dogmatic butt-head, one of a kidney not infrequently encountered, a person who clothes her unpalatable thought in a sheepskin of implicit moral virtue: the word "choice." It is obvious she is not pro-choice, because she preaches no-choice."

"Q: Well, I don't know anybody who would say such a thing!"

"A: I can't help what you don't know."

"Juliette: Gloriosky, mother.
 * Tall, Dark and Snarky: Juliette, Gran, Edda, Seth, Sister "Caligula", and Roger.
 * Tap on the Head: Averted hard; the doctor handling Bill O'Malley's case told Yancey flat out that his former subordinate was a shell of the man he used to be.
 * Too Much Information: Remember, the WWII flashback is being told by an elderly mother to her daughter, plus her granddaughter and an entire ballet company eavesdropping on the phone.  Lampshaded, far too late, here:
 * Too Much Information: Remember, the WWII flashback is being told by an elderly mother to her daughter, plus her granddaughter and an entire ballet company eavesdropping on the phone.  Lampshaded, far too late, here:

Gran: Well you asked what I did.

Juliette: Not in such detail.

Gran: Well, I'm telling you anyway."


 * Triang Relations: Edna, Bill, and Kiesl.
 * Edda, Amos, and Mary, a friend of Edda's whom Amos had a major crush on in high school. When Mary visits them in college, Edda frets that Amos will remember his crush; fortunately Amos doesn't remember her (or at least has enough sense to claim that in front of Edda) and they pretty much spend the whole visit making out in front of her.
 * Very likely.
 * Love Dodecahedron (now retired): Edda, Amos, Isabel, Burkhardt, and Janice. Violist Burkhardt Kriegl was first introduced as the boyfriend of Edda's fellow ballerina Janice; he later focused his attentions on Edda, who was not dating Amos van Hoesen at the time, leaving him "fair game" for his accompanist, pianist Isabel Florin. This was later resolved by pairing Isabel with Burkhardt and allowing Janice to pull a Brother Chuck.
 * Trickster God / Trolling Creator: God/"God", an incredibly smug, wormy-looking little man in a suit who previously decided to replace humans with cockroaches because he couldn't stand that such petty things resembled him, starting with a pregnant ex-nun's fetus . He's currently talking about quitting his job and letting "the suits" take over and claiming that he prefers the "small talk" of said ex-nun's prayers to "Sister Caligula's" strict performance reviews.
 * Twist Ending: Bill, you're not the father! But is it really a twist if everyone saw it coming? The only surprising thing about the ending was its abruptness after months of Edna and Kiesl's romance.
 * Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: A flash-forward showed Edda and Amos as a Happily Married couple reminiscing about their childhood.
 * While Juliette's second husband isn't ugly, he looks far too tame to handle his very passionate wife.
 * The Vamp: Juliette and Isabel.
 * Wall of Text: To the point where it almost looks like the word balloons want to stab the characters.
 * Wham! Episode
 * White Void World: With the occasional gradient; where much of the action takes place. Brooke was kind enough to put in some effort when Juliette and Edda visit Kiesel's grave in Vienna. Has become a very dark grayscale world in newsprint since Brooke started using color, starting with a strip that takes place at night and shows two characters from the waist down. Lately, pretty much all you can see is the characters' faces and limbs (although that may just be the LA Times).
 * Whole-Episode Flashback: The WII flashback starring a MUCH younger Gran.
 * Whole-Plot Reference / Homage: "Sister Caligula" in an extended tribute to The Owl And The Pussycat with God/"God" and Thorax as a third wheel.
 * Write What You Know: Brooke really did attend Julliard, though as an oboe player, not a cellist.
 * Younger Than They Look: Edda and Amos are twenty years old at most, but their mature style of speaking can cause some confusion. Seth is probably not much older, but at least one viewer thought he and Edda's uncle Roger were both in their twenties despite Roger having a receding hairline.
 * Younger Than They Look: Edda and Amos are twenty years old at most, but their mature style of speaking can cause some confusion. Seth is probably not much older, but at least one viewer thought he and Edda's uncle Roger were both in their twenties despite Roger having a receding hairline.