Video Games Awesome/Quotes

"Guys, we are so ballet!"

- Fraser, Let's Play Ballerina

"Bitches be--WHAT THE FUCK?!"

- Fraser, Catherine

"Oh, you're thinking of kids? I was thinking of like, people."

- Fraser, Catherine

"USA! USA!"

"Can you imagine? You troll someone, and then you just immediately masturbate?"

"Fraser: Alright, level two of Harley-Davidson Roadtrip, time to get off that--

Ben: Take a walk!

Fraser: Take a walk.

Harley-Davidson Roadtrip"

"You crazy jerkbutt!"

"Looks like Leeroy's claimed another victim!"

- Fraser, The Binding of Isaac

"Would you like some cheese with that being-a-little-bitch?"

"I saw a Dick, and I went for it."

"Uh oh, I have to fight fair. Shit."

"Thanks for overthinking it, Ben. Never thought we'd have that problem with you, huh, buddy?"

- Fraser, Limbo

"EM EL GEEEEEEE!"

- Fraser, Rochard

"Ben: Get it?!! She SHIT everywhere!!

Fraser: She had to leave the room to take a big shit!

Microsoft press conference, E3 2011"

"Some people call [my hat] a fe-douche, I don't call it that, I call it a hat."

"...Dickwad."

- Becky, whenever she wants to troll Fraser

""Tryst"? Is that, like, anal?"

- Fraser, Catherine

""I'm a dickhead, you're a dickhead. Let's rub our dickheads together.""

- Fraser, Pre Pax Easter Show