The Sorcerer's Apprentice/Funny

"Guard: I'll need to see your identification card.
 * Charm Person: Horvath uses this when trying to find David. Lampshaded by his own apprentice.

Horvath: You don't need to see my identification card.

Guard: I don't need to see your identification card.

Drake: These are not the Droids you're looking for.

Horvath: Annoyed Glare"

"Drake: Have you cleared your mind?
 * The bathroom scene:

Dave: Yeah ...

Drake: Have you got the ring on? Yeah? Right, try taking it off, it never helps me.

Horvath: (Comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) Go guard the door."

"Dave: Clear my mind?! Are you crazy?!
 * Will you step in to my cage?
 * Go Team Magical Stuff.
 * The plasma-bolt training.
 * Dave around Becky.
 * The Old Man shoes scene.
 * This little gem while fighting a dragon.

Balthazar: *Thinks for a moment, then holds up two pinched fingers to say "a little"*"


 * When Dave is driving to the final battle and gets stuck in traffic behind an old woman... with a walker
 * YMMV but, if your quick enough with the pause you can catch This when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scene
 * This. Must. Not. Happen.