Candle Cove (Sugar Wiki)

"You have. To go. Inside!"

- The Laughingstock

Candle Cove was an obscure children's show that aired in 1972. It chronicled the adventures of a little girl named Janice, who sailed Candle Cove with Pirate Percy aboard their talking ship, the Laughingstock. As they searched for treasure, they had to stay one step ahead of the Skin-Taker and his accomplice, Horace Horrible, who tried to end their journey at every turn. They also occasionally talked to the Banana King, who they would go to for information on treasure. Season 2 brought a new minor villain known as Milo, a rival pirate who attempted to upstage Percy at every turn.

Remembered by the few who saw it for its god-awful special effects, inappropriately creepy villains and omnipresent soundtrack of calliope music, the show didn't air for very long and little information is available. So if you were fortunate enough to record it, remember to Keep Circulating the Tapes.

Not to be confused with Candle Jack, who is

Tropes Demonstrated:
"One year closer
 * Ambiguously Gay: Pirate Percy.
 * Anachronism Stew: The Skin-Taker's "skeleton crew" which show up in the episode "Rocks of Arcadia" are equipped with a bizarre array of weaponry, from cutlasses to muskets to wicked-looking surgical equipment to what looks suspiciously like an SKS rifle. Perhaps even weirder are their clothes, which include traditional pirate garb, one of those cone-shaped Asian hat things, and what may or may not be (you can't really tell since it's so tattered and faded) a British redcoat's uniform. They play a pretty important role in the episode (especially the part where ) but no explanation is ever given for why their appearances are so varied and unsuited to the setting.
 * Aside Glance: When asked why his jaw slides back and forth, the Skin-Taker looks to the audience to give his reply.
 * Big Bad: The Skin Taker.
 * Bad Boss - The Skin Taker. See under Nightmare Fuel below.
 * Milo as well. By the end of his run almost all of his crew are gone and the rest are too frightened to even breathe.
 * Catch Phrase: "You have...to go...INSIDE."
 * Canon Discontinuity: There was a 2 parter that had the Laughingstock getting destroyed and being replaced by another similar ship. At the end of the story arc, it was revealed they were All Just a Dream.
 * Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: The Banana King is last seen in the episode introducing Milo. He makes a joke about giving up pirating and is never seen again.
 * Horace is not seen after Milo accepts his job.
 * Cigar Chomper: The Banana King.
 * Cool Ship: The Laughingstock, sorta. At least it's got a talking face on it. That's gotta count for something.
 * The war ship Manrow from the dream episodes was this as well.
 * Cool Airship: The Laughingstock briefly became one when it was equipped with a balloon in order to escape from a tree it had been thrown into by a hurricane.
 * Cowardly Lion: Pirate Percy, of course.
 * Dastardly Whiplash: Horace Horrible combines this with Cloudcuckoolander to make an...interesting character.
 * Deadpan Snarker: The Banana King in Season 1.
 * Captain Milo could be such a snarker to put the Banana King to shame.
 * Dem Bones: The Skin-Taker
 * Dragon-in-Chief: Most viewers forget Skin Taker only shows up a handful times in the whole series, and Horace was more the main antagonist for the rest of it.
 * Maybe more like Big Bad and Bigger Bad because in the episodes with the Skin Taker, it's obvious who's in charge.
 * The Dead Can Dance: Skin-Taker and his troupe of skeletons.
 * The Dead Have Eyes: The Skin-Taker's eyes are too big for their sockets.
 * Ear Worm: The one thing everybody remembers about this show (apart from the Skin Taker, that is) is the calliope music.
 * Ensemble Darkhorse: Though the Skin Taker doesn't make a great number of appearances (as mentioned above), any discussion of the show is practically guaranteed to bring him up at some point.
 * Failure Is the Only Option: How most of Milo's plans end.
 * Faux Affably Evil: Captain Milo is a nice guy, when not trying to prove he was better then Percy, although as the show went on obsession got the better of him.
 * Flaying Alive: The Skin Taker.
 * Flynning: The sword fighting scenes are pretty much made up entirely of the characters waving their swords while lunging forward and back.
 * Follow the Leader / Spiritual Successor: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack may well have drawn a lot of influence from this show. In fact, one could make a strong case of it being a Deconstruction or parody.
 * Dr. Heartfelt, the Laughingstock's resident medical officer (as mentioned on the now-defunct Troper Tales page), is very similar to the Medic in both voice acting and personality.
 * Fridge Horror: Maybe I'm just imagining it, but, when Janice's actor changed, the Skin-Taker's cape got longer. Could be purely coincidental, but it's still pretty damn terrifying.
 * Coincidence. His cape would get longer several times over the course of the series. That one instance just stood out because he was wearing an elaborate costume made of the same material while doing that trippy dance with all those skeletons that came out of nowhere.
 * Gainax Ending: Descriptions from people who watch the show indicate the final episode makes no sense. There's a YouTube video that's supposed to have the final episode, but the entire second half of it is static.
 * What are you talking about? It's the first half that's static.
 * That video is fake. The Skin Taker was never seen without his cape, Horace never wore a hood, and his teeth were always visible, and while ManBearPig or what's his name only appeared in the last episode (besides a brief cameo in the first), He was in a cave, and wasn't wearing a plaid shirt.
 * Before that South Park episode, nobody thought to nickname it that. Its original name was  and it threw big rocks at Pirate Percy if it came near its treasure. Rumor has it, it's a brown painted and badly damaged replica of   and it was claymation rather than the puppet format the rest of the show was, hence why it took so long to produce episodes with him in it and why he was never used outside of a few appearances.
 * Only Janice called him . Everyone else called him 'Gorger' or 'Hungry'.
 * It's been suggested that the "Screaming Episode" wasn't a real episode or even the final episode but just a test broadcast. Why it involved everyone screaming and why no later episodes have surfaced remains unknown.
 * Getting Crap Past the Radar: The Skin-Taker, obviously. Though there were several episodes with some pretty surprising content, ranging from the subtle to the not-so-subtle. Seems the Radar was sleeping on the job. Some of it was pretty funny in hindsight, though others... yikes.
 * High-Class Glass: Horace Horrible's monocle.
 * Humanoid Abomination: The Skin Taker, probably.
 * Keep Circulating the Tapes: Even though it has a strong nostalgic fan base online, there's pretty much no chance these days of finding any recordings of the show.
 * Kids Are Cruel: Melrose in the Pilot.
 * Killed Off for Real: Milo, Percy's rival killed off screen during his last appearance.
 * It's rumored that because of his abrupt departure and the change in his voice when he speaks his last lines, that this may actually be an example of The Character Died with Him.
 * Large Ham: The Skin-Taker and the Laughingstock.
 * Laughably Evil: Horace Horrible could be pretty damn funny. The time he threw a trash bag at Percy comes to mind.
 * Leitmotif: The melody which is played every time the Laughingstock goes inside; it's mostly known as the "Muddy Boots Song" because it was also the melody of said song.
 * Medium Blending: The occasional animated sequences, which invariably slipped into Deranged Animation and Disney Acid Sequence.
 * Memetic Mutation: There's a pretty random forced meme of people claiming they only see static when shown footage of the show, or alternately saying they see the show when shown static. It's kind of weird, actually. The infamous "Screaming Episode" has made a lot of YouTube cameos, as well.
 * That's also a way of trolling others who haven't heard of the show.
 * Missing Episode: There have been numerous "last episodes" that have surfaced, some more obviously fake than others.
 * Ms. Imagination: One theory says that the whole show actually took place in Janice's imagination.
 * Another theory holds that the show took place in Pirate Percy's imagination.
 * Moral Event Horizon: It was played for laughs, but the episode where Milo rigged a chest full of bombs and tried to trick Percy into opening it showed just how insane Milo had gotten.
 * Musical Episode
 * Narm Charm: Even though the bad special effects should kill any Willing Suspension of Disbelief, the storytelling was effective enough that nobody really paid attention to how obviously low budget it was until after the fact, preventing the show from being a Narm-fest.
 * Nightmare Fuel: The Skin-Taker, a living skeleton wearing a top hat and cloak made from the skin of children.
 * The puppets in general were pretty damn creepy looking.
 * There was this one scene in the second-to-last episode that featured the Skin Taker in a fit of anger curb-stomping Horace face-first into the corpse of a giant dead rat. The scene made no sense and was never mentioned again, but the cruelty of the Skin Taker in that scene was bone-chilling; also, Horace could not stop uttering "master, master" in the saddest voice for a good twenty seconds.
 * Or what about Milo's death scene? Gave me nightmares for months.
 * Even if you've never seen it, the Skintaker grabbing a sword, the silhouette of Milo's falling head, and then the fade to black still makes me shudder.
 * No Ending: Due to the show being canceled there was no real conclusion for any of the story arcs.
 * No Celebrities Were Harmed: The Laughingstock sounds like Ed Wynn.
 * Not-So-Harmless Villain: Most fans consider both Horace and Milo this as there plans were more slapstick.
 * Horace had invented a weather machine which he used to make the Laughing Stock crash.
 * Not-So-Safe Harbor: The eponymous Candle Cove.
 * Off-the-Shelf FX: Pirate Percy is made up of various doll parts.
 * One-Scene Wonder: Typical for a kid's show; besides the main characters and villains (and Milo), most characters show up once and are never seen again.
 * Some viewers may recall Danny, Milo's dragon. He managed to be so over the top in his debut episode he overshadowed Milo. The rest of the episodes with Milo never had Danny make an appearance.
 * Pirate Parrot: The Banana King has one.
 * Public Domain: Possibly. So far, no one has stepped forward and claimed ownership. It was on local stations in the US but no syndicated studios produced it. In fact, many of the local stations that supposedly aired it have no recollection of the show.
 * Screwed by the Network: Most stations aired it late in the afternoon, instead of in their usual children's morning lineup.
 * Special Effects Failure: Damn near everything. You can even see the fishhook they use to make the Laughingstock's mouth flap.
 * Stepford Smiler: Probably unintentional, but Janice sometimes seemed this way. In a couple of episodes she started crying for no reason.
 * Suckiness Is Painful: Percy's piano playing has this effect on Horace.
 * Talk Like a Pirate: Oddly enough, almost no one save a few incidental characters indulged in this.
 * The Other Darrin: Milo had a British accent, but it changes noticeably in the lines before his death, to the point that it sounds like someone doing more of a mock british accent than the real deal.
 * The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Pirate Percy can barely work up the courage to go after treasure.
 * The Rival: Milo was this to Percy for some of the second season.
 * Unusual Euphemism: Horace was fond of saying "Bilgewater!" whenever he got sufficiently annoyed.
 * Villain Song: In one episode, the Skin Taker finds out it's Janice's Birthday, and he sings an eerie song called "One Year Closer", made creepier by the minimalist, singsongy melody. Seriously, how did they let kids see this stuff?
 * I totally remember that song!

Another years past

Soon you'll find out that your body won't last

One year closer

Another years end

A few more years with your family and friends

One year closer

The time flies by

Get on your knees and begin to cry

because

One years closer

You can't hold on

You will slip away and then you'll be gone

One year closer

Its too late

Everyone in the world will share your fate

One year closer

Time grinding away

I'll sew you in on that day

So remember

One year closer

One year dies

One year wasted

No matter how you try

No matter how you try

One year closer

One year closer

I will hunt you

And then it'll begin

You will scream

And I will grind the skin

I will grind the skin"


 * Milo had one called simply "Wimp", mocking Percy for his perceived unmanliness. Percy's offstage frowning during the number is rather disturbing.
 * There's a reason that look was disturbing. His normal wooden face wasn't capable of making that expression, and a completely different head was needed just for that scene. Unless I'm mistaken, that's the one and only time it's used as well. They don't even give a reason for his dark mood, and he's back to his regular head before that episode ends.
 * Villainous Breakdown: Milo gets a bad one at the beginning of the episode "A Drastic Team Up".
 * You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Poor Milo. You should have never joined the Skin Taker.
 * To clarify: during his last two episodes, Milo became fed up with losing to Percy, and decided to join the Skin Taker, replacing Horace's role. He assumes that the two are in an equal partnership. He's wrong.