Too Happy to Live/Quotes

""Two weeks ago, we were house hunting. One day you're just driving along in your car, and the universe just points at you and says, 'Ah, there you are, a happy couple. I've been looking for you. I've been looking for you.'""

- John Klein, The Mothman Prophecies

"Optimism and survival appear to correlate negatively. If I find myself hopeful at all times about human nature, I will verify the status of my insurance policies."

- from The Things I Will Do if I am Ever the Sidekick

""You know how in some RPGs you start off in your lovely angelic green grass grown village where smiling neighbors bid you how-do-you-do that is guaranteed to get Hirashimafied before the second act?""

- Yahtzee's review on Nie R.