Well, Excuse Me, Princess!/Quotes

"Princess Leia Organa: "It's a wonder you're still alive. Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?"

Han Solo: "...No reward is worth this.""

- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

"''She's anything but typical.

She's so unpredictable.

Oh, but even at her worst, she ain't that bad.

She's as real as real can be.

And she's every fantasy.

She's every lover that I've never had.''"

- She's Every Woman, Garth Brooks

""That I am unknown to you," said De Bracy, "is indeed my misfortune; yet let me hope that De Bracy's name has not been always unspoken, when minstrels or heralds have praised deeds of chivalry, whether in the lists or in the battle-field.""

""To heralds and to minstrels, then, leave thy praise, Sir Knight," replied Rowena, "more suiting for their mouths than for thine own; and tell me which of them shall record in song, or in book of tourney, the memorable conquest of this night, a conquest obtained over an old man, followed by a few timid hinds; and its booty, an unfortunate maiden, transported against her will to the castle of a robber?""

""You are unjust, Lady Rowena," said the knight, biting his lips in some confusion, and speaking in a tone more natural to him than that of affected gallantry, which he had at first adopted; "yourself free from passion, you can allow no excuse for the frenzy of another, although caused by your own beauty.""

""I pray you, Sir Knight," said Rowena, "to cease a language so commonly used by strolling minstrels, that it becomes not the mouth of knights or nobles. Certes, you constrain me to sit down, since you enter upon such commonplace terms, of which each vile crowder hath a stock that might last from hence to Christmas.""

""Proud damsel," said De Bracy, incensed at finding his gallant style procured him nothing but contempt -- "proud damsel, thou shalt be as proudly encountered. Know then, that I have supported my pretensions to your hand in the way that best suited thy character. It is meeter for thy humour to be wooed with bow and bill, than in set terms, and in courtly language.""

- Sir Walter Scott, Ivanhoe