Easy Evangelism/Quotes

"Rakish men either bite their lips in impotent confusion at her repartees, or are touched to penitence by her reproofs, which, on appropriate occasions, rise to a lofty strain of rhetoric"

- George Eliot, Silly Novels by Lady Novelists

""Adonijah" is simply the feeblest kind of love story, supposed to be instructive, we presume, because the hero is a Jewish captive, and the heroine a Roman vestal; because they and their friends are converted to Christianity after the shortest and easiest method approved by the "Society for Promoting the Conversion of the Jews;""

- George Eliot, Silly Novels by Lady Novelists

"Stong Radd: You think I'm going to turn into one of you that easily, then FORGET IT!"

- And that's when he was talking to the people who never care about themselves. Just imagine what he would've said if they were YaoiFangirls.

"WOLOLO"

- Every Priest, Age of Empires