Judge, Jury, and Executioner/Quotes

""I am judge, jury, and executioner.""

- Daredevil, specifically in Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects

"What right to we have to pass judge­ment on a fellow human being?"

"I ask of you, what right have we to presume him innocent?"

- The Catechisms Martial, Warhammer 40000

"We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment."

- Codex Arbites - the Commandments of Justice, Warhammer 40000'

"Such men are beyond mere mercy."

- On Lord Marshal Arbites, Warhammer 40000

"I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat."

- Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, Warhammer 40000

"''I am not their judge. These people have judged themselves by their own actions. I am their Executioner.""

- Mack Bolan

"Walker: [while welcoming Danny to prison] I am your judge; executioner; jury; executioner; jailer; and, if necessary, your executioner.

Danny: Uh, you said executioner three times.

Walker: I like that part of the job."

- from Danny Phantom, episode eight

"Hey, who made you Judge Judy and executioner?"

- Homer Simpson

""I'll be judge, I'll be jury,"

Said cunning old Fury;

"I'll try the whole cause,

and condemn you to death.""

- from "The Mouse's Tale" by Lewis Carroll

"Nicolas: "It's ! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner!"

Danny: "He is not Judge Judy and Executioner!"

Nicolas: "He is!""

- Hot Fuzz

"Our logical Mikado, seeing no moral difference between the dignified judge who condemns a criminal to die, and the industrious mechanic who carries out the sentence, has rolled the two offices into one, and every judge is now his own executioner."

- Pooh-Bah, The Mikado

"[a patient smashes a vase over a Judoon trooper's helmet]

Judoon: Witness: The Crime. Charge: Physical Assault. Plea: Guilty. Sentence: Execution! [vaporises him]

Oliver Morgenstern: You didn't have to do that.

Judoon: Justice is swift."

- Doctor Who, "Smith and Jones"