The Men Who Stare at Goats/Funny

""You're going to hit the fence! You're going to hit the fence!"
 * The first scene in the film shows a former "Jedi" staring at a wall. He proceeds to try to run though it. It doesn't work.
 * Which is followed by the disclaimer, "More of this film is true than you would believe."
 * The "There Was a Door" moment:

CRASH

"It's cool! You missed it!""