New World of Darkness/Funny


 * In the campaign this troper is in, her team has just tried to contact the ghost of a old college friend (named Jacob) who died under strange circumstances through a seance and medium. Our Storyteller is a bit on the dramatic side. When we tried to get answers, this is what happened...

"Us: "What's this whole "left to right" thing about?" (Arc Words of our game)

Jacob's Ghost : "Read your books left to right, except for manga.""

(After this, one of us promptly got angry and threatened to punch the ghost in a very sensitive place.)

"Us: "We know you want us to do something, but what is that something?"

Jacob's Ghost : "Eat tacos.""

After asking about a guy who looked like him who appeared and died at his wake (which was held at a hotel) the ghost had this to say: "Jacob's Ghost : "It was my twin sister."

Us: "WTF?""

When we had one last question for Jacob's ghost before he dissapeared, we had this to ask: "Us: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Jacob's Ghost : "As many as it takes.""