I Wanna Be the Guy/Haiku

I can make it this -- Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press 'R' to try again

-- User:Petranca

This is a haiku. This haiku is a Brown Note. You are dead. Again. -- User:superfroggy

It does not matter what kind of fruit it looks like. It will still kill you.

-- User:Wolfman 2000

Red fruits fall upwards. Spikes shoot off everywhere. The moon rolls you flat.

-- User:Komodin

Super hard jumping Makes for many many deaths FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

-- User:Major Tom

Apples don't fall up. They're more like giant cherries or delicious fruit.

-- User:INUH

Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Damn Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead

This video game Despises you fervently And makes sure you know. "--User:So We Ate Them"

When I play tonight I'll realise my biggest fright: Mr. Yuk was right!

"-- User:Alex Sora 89"

Now I think I´m safe What in the name of holy fuck?! Did it just fall up? "--User:Savato"