Team Fortress 2/Quotes

""Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.""

- The TF2 website, summing up the history of the game.

""STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED""

- Demopan

""It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.""

- Respectless Rubber Glove description

""I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT.""

- Tyrant's Helm description

""Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries... And sent me back in time to kick it!""

- The Tin Soldier

""Say, Engie! Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT WRENCH! ""

- Itsy Bitsy Spyer description

"''"I never really was on your side""

- Spy

"''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!""

- Soldier