Screwy Squirrel/Quotes

"My name is Daffy Duck, I worked on a Merry-Go-Round, the job was swell, I did quite well Till the Merry-go-round broke down. (Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo-hoo!) The guy that worked with me, was a horse with a lavender eye, around in whirls, we winked at girls till the Merry-go-round broke down. (Plays flute) Up and down and round we sped, that dizzy pace soon went to my head... Now you know why I'm dizzy, and do the things I do, I am a screw, and you'd be too, if the Merry-go-round broke down. (Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-Hoo-hoo-Hoo-hoo-Hoo-hoo!) If the Merry-go-round broooooooookkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee... down."

- Daffy Duck's justification for his original insane characterization, from the short Daffy Duck and Egghead (in case you don't know, in the tune of the Looney Tunes opening theme)