Fat Bastard/Quotes

"I used to say that there were five different levels of fatness -- the original five are 'big', 'healthy', 'husky', 'fluffy', and . People asked, what could be bigger than ? The new level is called ''"

- Gabriel Iglesias

"The sergeant turned to Polly and grinned, which made his scars move oddly and caused a tremor to shake all his chins. The word "fat" could not honestly be applied to him, not when the word "gross" was lumbering forward to catch your attention. He was one of those people who didn't have a waist. He had an equator. He had gravity. If he fell over, in any direction, he would rock."

- Monstrous Regiment