The Man Who Would Be King



A 1975 film directed by John Huston and starring Sean Connery and Michael Caine about the glorious and awful sides of European Imperialism. This film follows former non-commissioned officers of the British Raj on a journey into the wilds beyond the Khyber Pass and into the lands of Kafiristan on a mission to become kings or die trying.

Based on a short story by Rudyard Kipling, the movie is very faithful and differs from the story only in the ending.

This film contains examples of:
"Daniel Dravot: "Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for getting you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved, on account of me being so bleeding high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?"
 * Alas, Poor Yorick: The end.
 * Ancient Conspiracy: Peachy and Danny are members of the Freemasons. When this is found out, it marks them as the descendants of Alexander the Great to the Holy Men.
 * Audience Surrogate: Kipling.
 * Awesome Moment of Crowning: Danny gets a very humble one.
 * A God Am I: Danny develops this attitude.
 * Battle-Interrupting Shout: Priests walk across the battle field and the War stops.
 * Book Ends
 * Celibate Hero: Subverted.
 * Chased by Angry Natives: After the wedding.
 * Crazy Homeless People: Peachy appears to be one at the start of the film.
 * Con Man: Both of the protagonists.
 * Cunning Linguist: Billy Fish.
 * Dueling Stars Movie: Sean Connery and Michael Caine.
 * Feud Episode: Brought on by the A God Am I trope.
 * Final Speech: At the end of the film, as they face death, the protagonists join together in singing a rousing Protestant hymn, "The Son of God Goes Forth To War", which is sung to the tune of "Minstrel Boy"
 * Fun with Foreign Languages: Kafiristan means "Land of Infidels".
 * God Guise: The basis of most of the plot.
 * Heroic Vow: The Contract.
 * Heterosexual Life Partners: Peachy and Danny.

Peachy Taliaferro Carnehan: "That I can and that I do, Danny. Free and full and without let or hindrance."

Daniel: "Everything's all right then.""

"Billy Fish: After refusing his chance to escape in a horse: Gurkha is foot soldier, not cavalry."
 * I Choose to Stay: Subverted.
 * I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder:

""Gurkha foot soldier, not cavalry. Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung wishing you many good lucks." *Draws kukri and charges the mob* "Ayo Gurkhali!""
 * In Medias Res: Of the How We Got Here variety.
 * It Has Been an Honour: Peachy and Danny stuck in the Hindu Kush, where they think they will freeze to death.
 * And Billy Fish, refusing his chance to escape.


 * Karma Houdini: The High Priest of Kafiristan.
 * Kick the Dog: Not performed by a villain, but by one of the protagonists, who throws an eager-to-please Indian out of a moving train at the start of the film.
 * Lean and Mean: The High Priest of Kafiristan.
 * Loveable Rogue: The protagonists.
 * Mentors: Kipling.
 * Mister Danger: Peachy and Daniel in spades.
 * Nubile Savage: Roxanne and a woman who attempts to seduce Peachy at one point in the film.
 * Obfuscating Stupidity: Danny masquerades as a 'poor, harmless priest' in order to gain safe passage through Afghanistan.
 * Ominous Latin Chanting: Not quite, but omnious tribal music during the wedding sequence lets the audience know something is up...
 * Pocket Protector: Used to stop an arrow with a bandolier.
 * Prophetic Names: Roxanne, who shares the name of one of the wives of Alexander the Great.
 * Real Life Relative: Roxanne is played by Shakira Caine, Michael's wife.
 * Scenery Porn: The remote region of Kafiristan.
 * Sinister Minister: The High Priest of Kafiristan.
 * Sole Survivor: Billy Fish of a mapping expedition years before Danny and Peachy set out.
 * Tempting Fate: Danny.
 * Thwarted Escape: The end of the film.
 * Training the Peaceful Villagers: Peachy and Danny do a lot of it in order to build up their Kingdom.
 * Unreliable Narrator: Averted at the end, when Peachy proves the tale was true.
 * Very Loosely Based on a True Story: The film is based partly on the travels of American adventurer Josiah Harlan and James Brooke, the English "white Raja" of Sarawak in Borneo.
 * What Could Have Been: This was originally going to be made in the 1950s, starring Humphrey Bogart as Peachy and Clark Gable as Danny.
 * Huston initially approached Paul Newman and Robert Redford to play the leads. Redford said the parts should be played by British actors, and suggested Connery and Caine instead.
 * White Man's Burden: One of the main themes.