Race to Witch Mountain/Funny


 * "Yes, we are very lucky kids to not have had our flesh eaten by the aliens."
 * Everytime Seth or Sara address Jack as "Jack Bruno!"
 * "Experience your car trouble in the morning, when we're open."
 * Jack removes the Siphon's mask: "You looked better with the mask on"
 * Sara watching a live performance at the UFO convention: "is this a re-enactment of an important incident in human history?"
 * "A wise human once said: you are what you think you are" "Then why not ask him?!" "It was the Buddha. He's unavailable."