Toddlers and Tiaras/Funny


 * Whenever a kid starts screaming and throwing a fit.
 * One woman talked about how much her daughter LOVED pageants. Cue said daughter spending the whole episode either crying/screaming/whining.
 * A weird combo of this was a mom who had a horrible daughter who had been a brat in a previous episode. The mother insisted it was due to undiagnosed ADD (note: ADD does not equal threats and attempts to carry them out). In their next episode, the mother kept talking about how much better things were with the meds (and they even showed the daughter taking them on camera), and after each comment the editors put in the daughter doing something horrible, including exceptionally violent threats/actions (I'll smack you. Get out of my face. trying to hurt her mother. etc) and the girl being a little brat (she gives herself an almost-papercut, punches her mother, and runs to the camera screaming about how her mom tried to cut her finger off).
 * Tropers and tropettes, may I introduce Mackenzie? Probably one of the... scariest kids this show has seen. "Nini is a hard-workin' lady!" indeed.
 * Oh, God, Alana. "A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!" Combine that with behaviour like this and her mother, and you have an instant Tumblr sensation!