Guilty Gear/Funny

Guilty Gear to Guilty Gear XX:AC
"Johnny: "I can't believe I tried to seduce another man...""
 * Bridget's third ending in Guilty Gear XX. Johnny gets the original Bridget dropped on him.

"Robo-Ky: YOU'RE A BOY, HUH!? YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! I HAVE X-RAY EYES AN--UH...FORGET I SAID THAT.
 * Don't forget other Dropped a Bridget On Him moments from the Arcade winquotes.

Zappa: "Dear Mother, I saved a hurt girl in the woods. She's cute and surely wife material, but she's really a guy...""

"The scene turns into a sad one in which RK 2 grieves over the loss of RK 1 (although it’s more about the loss of RK 1’s data) while Ky looks on such a pitiful scene. RK 2 calls him a murderer, Ky apologizes and tries to put his friend back together, but it appears sad (funny) and just plain pointless. RK 1 says that “that’s enough idiot”…to RK 2…making this even more pitiful. The last things on it’s “breath” are an insult before entering final sleep mode.(Blade's Summary)"
 * Everytime Faust performs his EX Install Kill where his victims clothes are ripped and their hairs turn to Afro style. Can also be counted as Crowning Moment of Awesome.
 * Similarly, May's IK has her whole crew(except Johnny) on a stampede. You get knocked down eventually by their big, fat cook.
 * Robo-Ky. In battle, in artworks, in story.
 * In Night of Knives, Slayer narrates how two Robo-Ky's met each other. The two of them argues which one is the original and had a mallet smacking contest. The two of them hid in a cave to avoid rust and agreed to become allies. After another argument, RK 1 ran off to the rain and RK 2 chases it and calls it an idiot for making it worry. However, RK 2 encountered the "dame-original" (Ky Kiske) who attacks it with Ride the Lighting. When RK 2 thought that it died it realized that RK 1 took the hit for him.

"(To Baiken): THOSE BREASTS... THEY'RE TOO PERFECT!
 * In Accent Core. He hits on every female character he encounters(except May because she's "too young") and rejects the repairs offered to him by Crow.

(To Crow): YOU FAIL AS HUMAN!"

"Robo Ky: SHIT HAPPENS."
 * His reply to Crow when he was told that Ky escaped (after bragging his win over the original.)

"Johnny: (I doubt that chump would do anything anyway...)"
 * Zappa's 2nd ending in Accent Core where his illness was "cured" by Faust. The doctor found out that Zappa's handsome face was that one that attracted the ghost S-Ko, so to exorcise him, Faust
 * Dizzy's 1st ending in Accent Core where Johnny, as a worried guardian, mentally told himself that someone like Ky Kiske wouldn't take advantage of Dizzy.

"OH YEAAAAAH!"
 * This becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you know that
 * Jam's story modes. She spends almost her entire story in Accent Core Plus trying to get people to eat at her restaurant and beating them senseless when they refuse. In one ending, it culminates in her knocking Crow unconscious and dragging him back to her restaurant. There's also Millia and Venom getting into a drunken argument and destroying her restaurant in GGX 2.
 * Venom's horrified reaction to Jam calling the Assassin's Guild a ball-poking club.
 * Faust's Scalpel Enema attack is prone forcing hilarious reactions from its recipients, but Eddie has most likely taken the crown for the most entertaining and controller-dropping reaction in AC+. His response?


 * Chipp's story mode in AC+ where he campaigns for his presidency and ends up being "allies" with... assassins! Take note that he has no evil intentions, it's just that he doesn't understand the implications.
 * It seems to this troper that he DOES understand the implications, just that he doesn't care. He's got the leader of the Assassins' Guild, one of the most influential people in the country, on his side and doing GOOD. Considering how very few people are willing to take Chipp seriously, that's badass.

Guilty Gear 2
"Izuna: A person who won’t fight when a friend is in need is not a coward. There's a different word for that...A Chicken Breast!
 * In Overture Mission 15, Izuna showcases his wisdom on friendship:

Sol: Chicken breast!?

Izuna: And I am no chicken breast, sir!"


 * Sol repeatedly kicks Sin in the head in Overture, even after deprogramming the latter's brainwashing.
 * Sin calling the muscular and fangirl-bait Sol Badguy "old man," because
 * The ending of Overture, where we hear Ky laughing the first time because he sees his younger self at his son.
 * Don't forget that right after, Ky adressed his son informally and said "the hell." It's the first time Ky mentioned something really out of his character.
 * This is even funnier in Japanese because Sin is telling Ky to address him with the pronoun omae or temee which are more informal than anata. And out of the two choices, Ky picked temee which is roughly equivalent to him calling his own son "bastard."
 * Sin is a bastard son anyway.