A Confederacy of Dunces/Funny

Being one of the funniest novels ever written in the English language, A Confederacy of Dunces naturally has a lot of funny moments. The most side-splitting, however, would have to be:


 * The inimitable climax,.
 * Ignatius leading the Levy Pants factory workers in a rebellion, especially when you consider that the only reason he did so was because.
 * The workers refusing to wave a banner that Ignatius made out of his suspiciously crusty bedsheets.
 * "Twelve inches of Paradise." The phrase really refers to Paradise brand foot-long hot dogs, but think of something else that is really long and can bring people pleasure.