Switched at Birth/Funny

""That's your sign for Bay?""
 * Toby's attempt to at Bay's name sign, with excessive primping and hair tossing.

""This is 'gun.' This is 'sister.'""
 * From the same scene:

"I just met Daphne. She is so cool! But I don't understand. Why doesn't she look like you?
 * Wilke running out of the car wash after betting Toby $20 he could go through.
 * "I feel used. I wish you'd use me more often."
 * Kathryn signing "make out" instead of "make coffee" to Daphne.
 * One of Bay's ditzy classmates misunderstanding what "switched at birth" means:

You do know the difference between "separated at birth" and "switched at birth", right?"

"*signed* "No, Japanese.""
 * "If vampires can date humans, I really feel like Deaf people can date hearing. At least neither of us wants to suck the other's blood."
 * Bay signing "get circumcised" instead of "hang out" to Melody.
 * Emmett being asked if he speaks English