I Need a Freaking Drink/Haiku

There is a reason People refer to it as "Liquid Tolerance." "-- User:Headbreaker"

You did that again?! Sigh, I Need a Freaking Drink. What an Idiot!... "-- User:Sgt Frog 1"

Had a stressful time? Alcohol will dull the pain That's formed in your head. "-- User:The Hero Hartmut"

Oh, God, I can't take Any more of this bullshit. Not while I'm sober. "-- User:So We Ate Them"