Role Association/Film M


 * Machete, "Illegal" edition: Uncle Machete (but probably not the same Uncle Machete... probably) is hired to assassinate Michael Corleone, the oppressive right-wing govorner of Texas, but he gets double-crossed by the guys who hired him, including Frank Lapidus. He gets help from Trudy Chacon, Dark Angel, and a surprisingly good-looking Nun-Too-Holy Cady.
 * Machine Gun Preacher: King Leonidas is exactly that and a real person too!
 * Magic Mike: A Beastly young man becomes a stripper and meets an undercover cop, a White Collar criminal, and a stoner. Based on the cop's real-life pre-fame experiences!
 * Major League: Lorna Cole puts together the worst team possible as a ploy to move the team to Florida. The team is managed by Doc Hemlock and the players include Charlie Harper, David Palmer, Henry Spencer, Sgt Barnes, and Blade.
 * Mamma Mia!: The Movie of the Jukebox Musical, wherein The Ditz of the Mean Girls is getting married, and wants to meet her real father. She finds three suitable candidates in James Bond, "Bootstrap" Bill Turner, and Mr. Darcy. Meanwhile, her mother Julia Child Karen Blixen Miranda Priestly is stressing out with the arrival of her three ex-lovers with the help of her best friends MollyWeasley and Mary Sunshine.
 * Man On A Ledge: Jaysully the Terminator is out on a ledge trying to send a message to Mrs. Bobby, a shifty CIA agent, and Billy Elliot.
 * The Manchurian Candidate: Original - The original Danny Ocean has to foil a deadly plot by Mrs. Potts.
 * Remake: Malcolm X has to foil Julia Child's plot to manipulate her son Sabertooth. Jame Gumb is in there somewhere.
 * The Man Who Fell to Earth: Jareth, attempting to rescue his dying race/planet, masquerades as a human industrialist; Zed winds up working for him. (Bonus: Captain Kirk did the narration for the U.S. theatrical trailer.)
 * Margin Call: A troubled teen, Scar, Geoffrey Chaucer, a fallen angel, and Spock (beta) are players in the epic clusterfuck to the poorhouse.
 * Mars Attacks!: When Martians visit Earth, Vampira tries to kill President Joker and First Lady Cruella De Vil, but not before seducing Jiminy Glick then biting off his finger. Marty McFly's wife, Sarah hooks up with Professor Bond. Mitchell's son JB gets vaporized after trying to surrender America, but his other son rescues Grandma Juno and later may have a fling with Nina Sayers. Frank Reynolds likes to shoot craps. Caroline Burnam argues with her husband R.P. MacMurphy and falls off the wagon. If I missed anyone, let me know. An NFL star lives to see another day, as does Nina.
 * Martha Marcy May Marlene: Michelle Tanners' real-life younger sister escapes from Uncle Teardrop's cult.
 * Mash: Ruben Tishkoff and Federico Fellini's Casanova are the Crazy Awesome leaders of a band of Korean War battle surgeons.
 * Master and Commander: Far Side of the World: John Forbes Nash and an affable illusion of his are the Captain and Physician of an English ship during the Napoleonic Wars in 1805. Pippin Took is the Captain's Coxswain.
 * Masterminds: Captain Picard decides to hold kids at a private school for ransom, but former student Connor uses his computer-hacking skills to foil his plans. Oh, and the Pigeon Lady is the headmistress of the school.
 * Matchstick Men: Con Man Ghost Rider is thrown for a loop when his Manic Pixie Dream Girl daughter Nausicaa shows up to learn the trade.
 * Matilda: Nattie Hillard is the neglected genius daughter of Louie De Palma and Zena Sherman. Nattie finds an ally in Helen Hirsch, but makes a dangerous enemy of Helen's sadistic aunt Mrs. General.
 * The Matrix: Ted Theodore Logan and Ike Turner battle computers (and Mitzi Del Bra) using kung-fu.
 * The Matrix Reloaded: The impending destruction of Zion is defended by a cult leader while the Power Trio are forced to meet with Darquandier and his wife, a bride of Dracula. Toki and her crew also lend a hand.
 * Melancholia: Mary Jane Watson is getting married to Eric Northman, but her crippling depression is ruining the expensive party hosted by her brother-in-law Jack Bauer. Also on hand is her dad Chancellor Sutler and her jerkass boss "Bootstrap" Bill Turner. And then a giant planet crashes into the earth and kills everyone.
 * Memento: The performance artist from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert suffers from short-term memory loss that occurred when his wife, Sarah Sidle, was murdered, which is taken advantage of by Trinity and Cypher.
 * Men in Black: Samuel Gerard recruits NYPD cop Steven Hillard for a top-secret Government organization that monitors alien activity on Earth. For his first assignment, Hillard and Gerard must stop alien "bug" Det. Robert Goren from stealing a miniature galaxy, with a little help from medical examiner Bethany Sloane. Also stars Arthur as head of the MiB, Adrian Monk as a shady alien pawnshop owner, and Tobias Funke as a morgue attendant.
 * Men In Black II: Gerard comes out of retirement and helps rescue Velvet Von Black from the evil Helen Gamble.
 * Men In Black III: Steve goes back in time to help young Gerard aka Dubya.
 * The Men Who Stare at Goats: Danny Ocean, young Obi-Wan Kenobi, Keyser Soze, Obediah Stane, and T-1000 are trying to kill goats with their minds. Based on a True Story (from the CIA no less).
 * Mermaids: Rusty Dennis is an early 1960s free-spirit mother of two daughters: a borderline personality mental patient who wishes to become a nun, despite being Jewish, and Wednesday Addams, who is practicing to become a World champion swimmer. A series of evcents challenges and strengthens their familial bond, including a relationship with Smee.
 * Michael Clayton: Danny Ocean is a lawyer trying to protect a manic-depressive pappa rat from revealing the truth about The White Witch's chemical company. With a special guest appearance by EVA Unit-02.
 * Midnight in Paris: In Z's latest film, Lightening McQueen is a writer who loves the Paris of yesteryear and magically gets a chance to visit after wandering off from his shrill wife, The Queen of Mississippi, and meets The Pianist, Molly Brown, and Mal.
 * Mildred Pierce (2011 HBO miniseries): Rose DeWitt Bukater is the Love Martyr mother of the ungrateful Queen Bee of Mississippi. When her husband leaves her, Rose's neighbor Alice advises her she can always "work from home, if you know what I mean" (she means being a hooker); later, Rose has to deal with an ex-monarch with memory problems as a shady love interest.
 * Milk: Jimmy Markum is an openly gay official who's in love with the younger Green Goblin and one of those two Mexican guys while George W. Bush is his rival in San Francisco in The Seventies . The mayor, incidentally, is double agent Jack Bristow.
 * Minority Report: Jerry Maguire is directed by Jane Eyre's psychic vision to apprehend murderers by the authority of Jesus. After the system turns on him, he has to run from Bullseye until it is revealed that Jesus is in fact Ming the Merciless.
 * The Minus Man: Lightning McQueen is an Emotionless Guy Serial Killer who nonethless manages to charm his way into Colette Tatou's life.
 * Misery: Novelist Sonny Corleone is held captive and terrorized by his crazed fan Molly Brown.
 * Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day: Linda Litzke inadvertantly becomes Giselle Erehart's secretary and gets a Beautiful All Along makeover from Moaning Myrtle. Along the way she has help Giselle and Myrtle's relationships with Ned and Aberforth Dumbledore, respectively.
 * Mission Impossible:
 * MI-1: Maverick is a secret agent whose team is violently killed. After learning his mentor Mr. Sir's wife is alive, he recuites lowlifes/disgraced agents (sorry, it's been a while) Leon and Cobra Bubbles to gather information and get revenge while getting money from Agatha Christie.
 * MI-2: Maverick teams up with Condolezza Rice to stop a super virus in Australia.
 * MI-3: Maverick has retired and is ready to propose to his girlfriend Sarah but evil arms dealer Capote throws a wrench in his plans by killing his protege Felicity, necessitating him to gather his teammates Nikita and King Henry for a little revenge.
 * MI-4: Ghost Protocal: Maverick is teamed up with a vaguely psychotic bomb defuser and Mr. Scott to fight Incendiary Exponent advocate (he thinks an occasional nuclear war is good for humanity) Swedish-Michael Blomkvist. Sawyer is also here.
 * Mission to Mars: Lt. Dan, a humorless detective, his wife Lucilla, and the detective from Crossing Jordan go to Mars to rescue their friend, thief and bomb expert Basher Tarr.
 * Molokai: The Father Damien Story: Faramir goes to a leper colony in Hawaii and gives solace to Lawrence of Arabia (Whistler also lives there). Faramir's attempts to get "luxuries" like nuns (nurses), running water, clothes, and shelter are thwarted by Prime Minister Dr. Weir.
 * Monster: A lawyer's wife is a serial-killing prostitute who's in love with Wednesday Addams.
 * Monsters Ball: Jigo and The Joker are father-and-son prison guards who take PDiddy to The Chair; meanwhile, Catwoman is mother to a woefully overweight  son.
 * Monte Carlo: Alex Russo (a New York witch), Blair Waldorf (a New York bitch) and Trish Wellington (a woman who almost married a psycho killer) go on holiday to France and discover the witch has a snooty English twin with Donna Noble for an aunt. Finn Hudson is Alex's love interest, and the other Big Apple babe has a woman who really likes Hugh Grant and Goodwin Stanhope as parents. Produced by Satine and Idi Amin.
 * Moon: The Big Bad from Charlie's Angels is stuck on the dark side of the moon with only an AI Keyser Soze and himself for company. Directed by the son of The Sovereign!
 * Morning Glory: Annie Hall is a Genki Girl morning news anchor, Indiana Solo is a cantankerous distinguished news reporter, and a mean girl is the producer who has to put up with him.
 * Mr. Magorian's Wonder Emporium: Mr. Focker gives Queen Amidala a magical toy store, whose magic is disbelived (at first) by Michael Bluth.
 * Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: A bunch of loonies (and Nearly-Headless Nick) wreck havoc on the English countryside along with Captain Theodin, the Cheshire Cat, a brave chicken, and Damien Cockburn. Quite possibly the first Disney film based on a ride (which was based on a cartoon (that was based on a book)). With a special appearance by The Forbidden Forest.
 * Mrs. Doubtfire: Mork divorces The Flying Nun (who hooks up with James Bond) and has to dress in drag in order to see his children, the youngest of whom is Matilda.
 * Untitled Mulan film: Jen pulls a Sweet Polly Oliver on the Chinese army.
 * The Mummy Trilogy:
 * The Mummy: In The Thirties, George of the Jungle meets cute with Angela Dodson while fighting Big Bad Marwan with some unexpected support from Nicholai.
 * The Mummy Returns The now-Battle Couple and their Bratty Half-Pint are after a Clingy MacGuffin that will reawaken Marwan's girlfriend.
 * The Scorpion King In a flashback film, The Rock is a conquror-turned-demon... or something.
 * Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Once upon a time in China, Emperor Nameless was a Jerkass to Yu Shu-Lien. In the postwar Forties, our Retired BadAsses and their now-grown son try to stop him from re-conqouring world. Also, Angela has been replaced by Edie Stall.
 * The Muppets: Giselle and Marshall try to save the Muppets' theatre from a dastardly orchid thief.
 * The Muppet Christmas Carol: Alfred Pennyworth learns the value of caring.
 * Muppet Treasure Island: A sweet transvestite is actually a greedy pirate.
 * Music and Lyrics: Gertie meets the British Prime Minister and his assistant Robert Barone, much to the excitement of Sally Solomon.
 * My Blue Heaven: Lucky Day is a troublemaker being watched over by FBI agent Dark Helmet. Featuring Abby Mallard as the policewoman that Helmet eventually falls in love with, and vice versa.
 * My Cousin Vinny: Daniel LaRusso and his friend get arrested for supposedly robbing a convenience store they were at, although they thought it was for supposedly shoplifting. To help them, Daniel calls on his cousin, Joey DeVito, to serve as their defense attorney. Bringing his fiancee Pam along, Joey faces all sorts of obstacles, like the stringent Judge Herman Munster, in trying to clear their names.
 * My Fair Lady: Holly Golightly is a Cockney girl who wants to become a more "genteel" lady, so she asks Doctor Dolittle to help her with her diction. Also stars Sergei Rozhenko as a former pupil of Dolittle's.
 * My Little Eye: Jennifer Crane, Carter Grayson, Amarice, Ian McKinley, and the lead singer of Tammany Hall NYC live in a really spooky Reality TV house for six months in order to win one million dollars. The catch: if one leaves, everyone loses. To create some twists, their rations grow shorter, and a hammer is planted on a pillow in Jennifer's room. Will Tippin shows up for a day, and he and Amarice have sex.
 * My Sister's Keeper: A NARC and one of Charlie's Angels' daughter Ariel Dubois is sick, so they have another kid, Olive, to be her sister's spare parts. Olive doesn't like this, so she hires Jack Donaghy as her attorney. In the end, everyone gets what she wants.
 * My Week with Marilyn: Jen Lindley is the biggest movie star in the world, and her latest project is a Troubled Production with Gilderoy Lockhart. She soon catches the attention of Marius, who's dating Hermione Granger. Angst ensues.
 * Mystery Men: Greg Focker, Jerry Lundegaard and Apu Nahasapeemapetilan are aspiring superheroes who, eventually joining with fellow wannabe superheroes Ed, Pee-Wee Herman, Abbey Barnes, and a real superhero, the "terribly mysterious" Magua, must save their city when Captain Barbossa abducts the city's resident superhero Simon Bishop.