Marz Gurl/Funny

"Marz Gurl: Not only does the car have lips, but it has an ass, too. Yes, an ass on a car. *beat* I think I'm gonna cry."
 * MarzGurl's entry for The Search For the Nostalgia Chick, a review of The Last Unicorn, includes a part where MarzGurl dons a long, silver wig and lip-syncs to the So Bad It's Good "Now That I'm a Woman".
 * Also, MarzGurl throwing her cat out of her house because it can't Talk Like a Pirate.
 * MarzGurl wondering if she can attract boys by learning how to sing and kiss at the same time, like Prince Liir and Lady Amalthea appear to do in a short scene.
 * MarzGurl's review of Arcade Gamer Fubuki, a blatant promotion show of Sega games in form of an anime, has her theorizing that the Mysterious Protector character Mr. Mystery, who only wears a thong and a mask, dangerously accompanying a little girl (with lots of Panty Shot stuffs) to be Segata Sanshiro. Cue to Mr. Mystery's goofy entrance accompanied with Segata Sanshiro's theme and Sanshiro himself saying "Sega Saturn!".
 * Also out of Arcade Gamer Fubuki, where she says something along the lines of "you probably won't like this character much. Unless you like boobs. Then you'll like her a lot."
 * No love for the Cool World crossover with Linkara? Why the f*ck not? There's the whole beginning of the thing, the random sequences (mostly involving plush toys), and:

"MG: He was showing kindness by giving it to you, and you showed kindness by saving him from certain death and restoring peace to the country. Keep the ring."
 * Out of her review of Beauty and Warrior. the shot where she shouts, "OH MY GOD, ANIME!" while the camera zooms in and out.
 * The ending - she tries to use meditation to go back in time and get the dollar back - since most will agree the movie wasn't even worth that - but instead winds up in the purple colon title. Prompting her to turn around and scream "NOOOOOO!!!"
 * MarzGurl vs. The Four Horsemen Burger. She and two of her friends attempt to eat a burger that is so hot you can't touch it without gloves. Hilarity Ensues.
 * "The Land Before Time 2: Oddly-Named Sequel 2: Electric Boogaloo. Sorry, The Great Valley Adventure"
 * YMMV, but anything with Juno the Sorceress.
 * Her entire review of Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders.
 * To show how overly-bearing the narration in Rock-a-Doodle is, she has a friend do similar narration over good movies like Beauty and the Beast and Shrek
 * From her Bartok the Magnificent review:

"That Sci-Fi Guy: Why does he have a rag?
 * Her review of Titan A.E. with That Sci Fi Guy.
 * When Cale pulls out a rag he wasn't holding:

Marz Gurl: Where did it come from?

That Sci-Fi Guy: Does have a bag of holding?

Marz Gurl: Is there, like, a Pocket Dimension instead his jacket?

That Sci-Fi Guy: Is he a Time Lord?"

"That Sci-Fi Guy: Dr. Wiki? What, do you just follow me everywhere?"
 * Dr. Wiki's sudden appearance, especially That Sci-Fi Guy's reaction.

"Cringer: B-b-b-but Adam, I'm too scared to fight Skeletor!
 * MarzGurl's computer is busted. So how will she review He Man and The Masters of The Universe? With crayons!

He-Man: Oh for the love of god Cringer, I'm not in the mood for your Snarf crap okay?"


 * Her Crayon Recreation of Jem provides nothing but laughs from beginning to end, and features an ending that presumably differs from that of the show.