Dungeon Bypass/Quotes

"Chief Wiggum: Listen up! (on gates with "Johnny D" on them) These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-

Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?

Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em."

- The Simpsons, "Reality Bites"

"OH WAIT!

We're fucking stupid.

It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.

WIDEN THE HOLE!"

- Zeon Quest suggestion

'''No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is. A donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through.''' "Proverb"

"Sam: Look, it's the world's simplest maze.

Max: What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!

Sam: Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance."

- Sam & Max: Ice Station Santa