True Art/Sliding Scale

True Art Scale
 * -1: Looky I made a Sprite Comic. PINGAAS!!!
 * 0: Look at my notebook margin sketches that I did at lunch break. (IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL, WHY IS IT SO COLD?!?)
 * 1: My art is observant and thought-provoking. It provides me with a steady income or it is a hobby. People like it, and I find creating it rewarding.
 * 2: Look at the abstract paint splatters on a canvas that I, a eighty year old starving artist, created.
 * 3: Look at the abstract paint splatters on a canvas that my child did.
 * 4: Look, I painted lines on canvas. (See how the black lines intersect the red ones as a post-modern symbol?)
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 * 6: i dropped a box of concrete on a racoon and didnt use punctuation in this sentence