A Very Potter Musical/Quotes

""Look at this! Rocket-ship Potter! Star-kid Potter! Moon-shoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!""

- Draco Malfoy

""I'm Harry Freakin' Potter, and I'm the man!""

- Harry Potter

""It's gonna be totally awesome!""

- Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

"What the devil is going on here?"

- Snape

"And from that moment forward, I picked anything I could find, and I hoisted it over my head, and I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS! 'Cause I tell you, girls- it's a man's world out there, and to get ahead, you need to be stronger than a man. You gotta be... A WOMAN!"

- Umbridge

""And remember, a portkey can be any sort of seemingly harmless object like...a football, or a dolphin.""

- Snape

""Well, I believe that everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so. Do. Your. Clothes! Namely, a dresser!"

- Voldemort