Genius Ditz/Quotes

"Sponge Bob: Patrick, your genius is showing!

Patrick: *Covers his crotch* Where?!?!"

- SpongeBob SquarePants

"Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle Woods: What, like it's hard?"

- Legally Blonde

""I once flushed a sock down the toilet on accident. I wear my clothes backwards a lot. I have never yet figured out how much metal chicken can be shoved in the back on a car safely. The fields in which I am ruthlessly competent are very very few, and the ones in which I am inept are vast beyond measure.""

- Ursula Vernon, on why writing can't be that hard if she can do it.

"Homestar Runner: Awash with flavor!

Strong Sad: Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

Homestar Runner: Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

Strong Sad: No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

Homestar Runner: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two."

- Strong Bad Email #161: 4 branches

"How can someone be so brilliant in the lab and so clueless everywhere else...?"

- Fourier, regarding her sister Pascal in Tales of Graces