Spartacus: Blood and Sand/Funny

Blood and Sand

 * Episode 3 "Legends": Spartacus taunts Gnaeus until he angrily charges. Spartacus sidesteps and Gnaeus runs head-first into a post and knocks himself out.
 * Episode 4 "The Thing in the Pit": Spartacus starts talking to Varro and his hallucination of Sura at the same time, making the conversation very confusing for Varro.
 * Episode 6 "Delicate Things": Spartacus visualizing his escape from the Ludus, tearing through guards with so much ease it's hilarious.
 * "That's your 'plan'?"
 * Episode 8 "Mark of the Brotherhood": When the new recruits are ordered to undress, everyone's reaction to Segovax amounts to, "Holy shit, that guy's dick is huge."
 * Even more Hilarious in Hindsight after Vengeance airs; Agron takes particular interest.

Vengeance
"Ashur: I would advise caution. These men are the hands of Praetor Gaius Claudius Glaber.
 * Episode 7 "Sacramentum": Ashur's failure at intimidation:

Gannicus: And what are you? His cock or his ass?"


 * Episode 8 "Balance": Mira walking in on Agron and Nasir trying to have sex while on guard duty.
 * Episode 9 "Monsters": Oenemaus knocks Agron to the ground. Nasir laughs at him.
 * Episode 10 "Wrath of the Gods": Glaber getting the mercenaries to turn on Ashur by simply offering more money. Ashur pretty much goes, "Son of a-"
 * When the Romans try to interrogate one of the captured Germans, the man yells insults in German like, "Suck my dick!"