News Radio/Funny

"Bill: (aghast) I didn't say a word --
 * During a fight in Dave's office, Lisa removes her blouse (which was actually a shirt borrowed from Dave), throws it at him, then storms out. She walks past Bill, who is reading a newspaper and reacts not at all to the sight of Lisa in a black bra and nothing else on top. Lisa comes back and delivers a stinging hard slap across Bill's face.

Lisa: (angry) You were thinking it!

A huge grin spreads over Bill's face as Lisa storms off again...

Bill: ...fair enough!"

"Also, Dave: "Wait a minute Joe. If what you're saying is correct, then I... still... don't... care""
 * The noise that the Goofy Ball makes. It left me in stitches for a good five minutes.
 * Four words: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
 * Also: --> Bill: Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! DAMN!
 * From News Radio's second season, Bill McNeal's impression of Dave, whilst Dave is secretly listening underneath his desk. "I'm from Wisconsin, where taxi cabs are feared and hunted for their delicious flesh."

"Dave (Reading): ‘You suck’. ‘You suck’. ‘Howard Stern Rules’.’ If you can read this you are a dork’. ’Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you are a girl’. ‘Need more complaint cards’. ‘Coupon for one free kiss from Joe… If you are a guy’.
 * The complaint box episode. When everyone breaks down at "Help, I'm trapped in a complaint box," that's actually the cast breaking down after trying to hold it in for an entire scene of Dave Foley reading cards like, "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I like it" and "I have doobie in my funk."

Joe: Hey!

Dave: (pulls out cookie fortune) ‘You will go on a journey, happy long time’. ‘Matthew is a moron’. ‘No, I’m not’. ‘Yes, you are’. ‘No I’m not infinity’. ‘Yes you are infinity… Plus one’. ‘I have a doobie in my funk’ which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic song Chocolate City. Let’s see ‘You got peanut butter in my chocolate’. ‘You got chocolate in my peanut butter’. ‘Together they taste like crap’. ‘Matthew has been staring at me all day… And I love it’. This one says ‘I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy… So, so messy’?

Lisa: I think that one’s probably from Milos, the janitor.

Dave: Oh. Okay, then that one’s legitimate. Uh, ‘Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks.'

Everyone: Shaft!

Bill: I thought we’d all enjoy that one.

Dave: And, ‘help, I’m being held prisoner in a complaint box.’ Which is Actually Pretty Funny."


 * The Cane. That entire episode...just brilliant. "This one displeases me"