Narm/Sailor Moon

""Oh no, not the ducks!""
 * When Sailor Moon was dubbed in English, the translators chose to give Luna an older, British, Julie Andrews–type voice rather than the voice of a young woman that she has in Japanese. It usually works fine, but there's Narm when, in the S movie, she falls in love with a much younger-sounding man and later appears briefly as a young woman with a much older-sounding voice.
 * The R dub has one (which was probably intended to be funny, but not through stupidity):

"Raye: Coward! Come back here!
 * The movie has Fiore dramatically shoving Usagi in slow motion, which shocks everyone. Made especially hilarious in the English dub.

Lita: You should be ashamed! It's not right to push people!"

"[monster creates sea pillars and attacks Sailor Moon with them]
 * The infamous dinosaur-related Beach Episode is Narm in pure form; but the most poignant moment is when Sailor Moon uses her finishing move to destroy a rock that was going to crush Chibiusa and her dinosaur friend. Not only is the sight of Sailor Moon using her super attack to destroy a boulder stupid, but this also raises the question of why none of the other scouts do this. (They Hand Wave it by saying that they "were out of energy"; but they used their attacks only once each. Also — did the rock stop on thin air while Sailor Moon did her attack choreography? Even if you accept the villains standing around and waiting, why would gravity do it?
 * Some theorize that the transformations and attacks happen instantaneously in-universe; we're just seeing the flashy sequences to make it look more dramatic to us. It's just that the Rule of Perception is a powerful thing. (Billy Batson didn't have a long transformation sequence, did he?)
 * When Sailor Neptune frees herself from a trap to which she was strapped and then gets shot with many projectiles, the shooting angles and animation were so weird that the tension poofed away.
 * Captain Obvious moments abound, and it gets either annoying or funny. Luna seems to do this a lot.

Luna: Careful, Sailor Moon! That monster can attack with water!"

"DD Girl: We'll turn you into a roast pig.
 * Ami is a major offender, too, especially in the North American dub. The Abridged Series makes being Captain Obvious her defining trait.
 * In the otherwise good (and sad) season one finale, Mercury and the DD Girls attacking her have this exchange:

Sailor Mercury (in pain): How rude.

DD Girl: Then how about a baked potato?"

""Too much candy can make you sick! I'm Sailor Uranus...."
 * Mercury's lonely death scene is sad, but this exchange is awkwardly funny and probably shouldn't have been.
 * That unfitting brassy Fanfare that sounded like it was out of Street Fighter.
 * The SuperS movie. As if the Japanese wasn't already corny enough, the dub brought us some gems (that can be seen in this video:)
 * "Don't bite into the donut, Sailor Moon! It's dangerous!"
 * As introductions:

"Rotten candy must be discarded! I'm Sailor Pluto!""


 * "Set them all free right now, you evil, sick cow!!"
 * Three words: STAR GENTLE UTERUS. Metaphorically, it made sense; but yelling out that body part...
 * A lot of the attack phrases sound just plain silly in broken Engrish and any number of mixed languages.
 * "Avacados, papayas, mangoes... Rotten fruit."
 * BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH III AM SO TIIIIIRED
 * Many serious scenes are this because of some of the English voice actors. Serena/Sailor Moon, Darien/Tuxedo Mask, Luna, Amy, Molly, Nephrite, Rini, and the strangely Yoda-sounding Zirconia were prime offenders here.
 * A good scene of Narm involving Darien in the English dub? The beginning of this scene where he sounds like he's taking a dump before the scene cuts to Serena being held at Prince Diamond's lair.
 * "Me, Serena, a princess? Now this is way past weird!" Way to ruin that mood you were﻿ building up, Di C.
 * Zoicite screaming like a girl when confronted by rats. "It's a wall of rats!"