Pinocchio (Disney film)/Funny

Disney's Pinocchio

"Coachman: Hello, jackass. And what's your name."
 * Pinocchio has a few, probably unintentional examples, perhaps slipping into Black Comedy.
 * There's the scene where Stromboli finds and bites a piece of metal among his gold coins, goes into a rant of gibberish...then suddenly calms down: "For you, Pinocchio."
 * Also, during Lampwick's not-funny  sequence, the way he says "What the...?" is at least snicker-worthy
 * For me (at least on a repeat viewing) I giggled when his transformation kicked into over-drive, and his first reaction was "I've been double-crossed! I've been framed!" As if he'd correctly deduced that someone else was turning him into a donkey. Like you'd really think that way in that situation.
 * "What's he think I look like? A jackass?"
 * Even the coachman's infamous "...as BOYS!" line is pretty funny to watch when one is older.
 * What was the Tear Jerker moment of the movie, reverses itself when the  Pinocchio asks Geppetto why he's crying, who answers with " "
 * "Why do I have to go to school?" "To... y'know, learn stuff. Get smart."
 * Stromboli
 * Pinocchio's finger on fire. That is all.
 * "GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"
 * What's an actor want with a conscience anyway?
 * "Who's there?" "It's me." "Oh, it's me..."
 * Gideons's um...diagnosis.
 * In the adaptation for Lux Radio Theater, this piece of Narm comes up.