Better Than It Sounds/Film N


 * : An exterminator accidentally shoots his wife, then goes to Morocco to investigate drug smugglers with the help of a talking typewriter. The whole thing may or may not be a hallucination.
 * : It's up to Francis Marion to stop a professional baseball player from assassinating a middle-aged British woman at the behest of a rich Mexican German guy - but not before he puts a religious dictator in a headlock and gives him a noogie. It's a comedy, although certain naive people would never know it.
 * : Industrial ploy involving a kidnapped scientist is foiled by clumsy man.
 * : Man saves his marriage by fighting terrorists on national TV.
 * : An eccentric drifter uses witchcraft to help a disheveled father and his dysfunctional kids con an elderly relative out of her money.
 * : A nerd helps a Mexican run for president against a rich bitch.
 * : Guy with family secret sets out to steal an old piece of paper.
 * : To clear his family name, the guy tries to find a lost city of gold under Mount Rushmore, after nearly being arrested for playing with a toy helicopter, being drunk at Buckingham Palace, and kidnapping the President.
 * : Disgraced cop stages late night sit-in to prove his innocence. Former colleagues attend to help him pass the time and remodel the office.
 *  : Old man rants on TV about how much this generation sucks. People find it amusing.
 *  : Boys go on strike from selling papers, until publishing companies lower the sudden tax increase on the papers they're selling. Singing, dancing, and Christian Bale pelvic thrusting ensues.
 *  : Psychiatrist discovers that his father wrote a book based on one of his patient's delusions, then starts believing it himself.
 * : Perpetual slacker succumbs to gainful employment, and must stop his predecessors in the job from ripping off his new place of employment.
 * : The slacker, who is now on a new job, tries to save two of his former workmates, and falls in love with a dead woman.
 *  : Children flee the wrath of their tattooed stepfather.
 *  : Two boys go for a ride on a train that runs along The Milky Way.
 *  : Drifter and Jerkass argue about how best to defend a farmhouse that isn't theirs from intruders desperate to break in, whilst PTSD victim cowers in shock and mother worries about ailing daughter.
 * Or for the remake: Drifter and Jerkass argue about how best to defend a farmhouse that technically belongs to someone else in their group, while a PTSD victim decides to live and escapes. When she returns, she is dismayed by the actions of the rednecks who rescued her.
 *  : Two cops and two reporters, one of whom is pregnant, turn shopping mall into fortress/apartment complex.
 *  : Military and scientists argue about how best to perform experiments on dead people.
 *  : Two men and a girl are hired by a businessman to return his truck.
 *  : Whiny film students go on a road trip and meet weird people.
 *  : Entrepreneur and accountant convert city morgue into brothel.
 * : A walking skeleton decides to be jolly instead of scary, and nearly ruins Christmas as a result.
 *  : Sleeping teenagers are stalked and killed by a man in a Christmas colored sweater. Johnny Depp gets eaten by his bed.
 *  : Boy must deal with the fact that a burnt man is inside him and now owns him. Homosexual undertones ensue.
 *  : Institutionalized kids and a doctor fight a burnt man with their imaginations.
 *  : Wallflower must fight a burnt man and gain self confidence.
 *  : Mother's unborn son befriends a burnt man, much to her chagrin.
 *  : Two doctors, an amnesiac, a stoner, a deaf Hispanic and a girl with father issues fight a burnt man who is powered by demons that look suspiciously like sperm and who enjoys video-games. Johnny Depp gets whacked with a frying pan.
 *  : A former actress is threatened by metafiction.
 *  : Burnt man in a fedora fights a zombie in a hockey mask.
 * : God plays life like an MMO. A couple of NPCs help convince him to quit his addiction.
 *  : The husbands of Penélope Cruz and Diane Lane chase each other all over Texas.
 * : A man is forced to climb Mount Rushmore thanks to a figment of the CIA's imagination.
 * : A boy's fear of the dark creates a shadow which almost destroys the night. Accompanying the boy is a narcoleptic cat, and a man whose job it is to herd cats.