Warriors Orochi/Funny

"Zhang He: "You're supposed to be a woman. Where's your sense of grace?"
 * From the second Shu gaiden mission.

Ginchiyo: "You're supposed to be a man. Where's your sense of masculinity?""

"Zhang Jiao: Yes be free my brother so we can spread the might of our glorious force!
 * From the fifth Samurai Warriors mission in 2.

Kanetsugu: Yes long live the Yellow Turbans... wait that's not right?"

"Yoshimoto Imagawa: "Huh? What would make you ever think I'm dead?"
 * The dream mode mission with Okuni, Meng Huo and Goemon in 2. Okuni wants to collect money for her shrine and she asked Meng Huo and Goemon to help her. Meng Huo asks her wife, Zhu Rong for some money but Inahime thinks he is cheating her with Okuni. Cue explanatory ass-kicking. Later, she extorts money from Cao Pi and Magoichi, helps some villagers and finally, steals from Hideyoshi's castle.
 * From Warriors Orochi 1, Yuan Shao attacks the Shu forces, because he thinks they are ghosts. Also when you rescue him later, he still believes his enemies are ghosts.

Yuan Shao: "O, pitious soul. It is not even aware that it has died!"

Yuan Shao: "They look quite pale... Are you sure they aren't ghosts?""

"Kai: Hey, you! Come with me.
 * In Warriors Orochi 3, there's also this gem when Guo Jia tried to hit on both Ina and Xingcai... in front of Tadakatsu and Zhang Fei. The result is predictable.
 * This conversation between Kai and Kunoichi in 3.

Kunoichi: Gah! You can't find a man, so you've given up on them entirely? Sorry, not interested!

Kai: Training! I was talking about training! You're impossible!"


 * From the third game, at the Battle of Luo Castle, Lianshi and Aya go to cause a disruption in the Wei forces... only to find Okuni there causing a disruption already, tearing her way through Zhong Hui's forces in an attempt to get close enough to be affectionate. Zhong Hui rejects her and tries to flee, but that just encourages her. And then, at the end, when she finally gets Zhong Hui, she decides he wasn't worth it after all. Zhong Hui's expression is PRICELESS!