FSTDT/WMG

Ron4jesus and rose4christ are the same person.
Let's see... aside from the fact that both of them are denizens of Rapture Ready...
 * Each one's name sounds like a slightly altered version of the other's.
 * They use the same tone in their posts, and tend to talk about the same topics.
 * They both live in Chicago.
 * They both make medium-length-paragraph-long posts in which random sets of about 3 or 4 words are in all-caps.
 * They both like to talk about how unwilling they are to "deny MY LORD AND SAVIOR".
 * In the same posts linked to above, rose4christ continually refers to Obama as "Obamy", and ron4jesus says "come and get me BAMY BAMY BAMY", presumably in reference to Obama.
 * This might be Jossed, as their other posts imply that they are husband and wife.

Headache the Commentator.
He is a self-loathing American.
 * Nah, that's Brendan Rizzo.
 * Touché.

Cassiterides is Supersport's kid.
How else could two such idiotic people exist at the same time without warping reality?
 * Maybe Supersport is Cassiterides' kid?
 * Maybe they're a split personality?
 * So how does Self-Mutation factor into this?
 * Cassiterides is Carico AND supersport's kid.