Goldeneye/Funny

"Q: Don't touch that!
 * One for Q as he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:

[Bond backs away as if it bites]

Q: That's my lunch!"


 * General Ourumov, drinking quite frequently from his flask, during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
 * The look on Ourumov's face after Xenia kills the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm allied with this sociopath?!"
 * When Bond uncovers the corpse of the Canadian Admiral with a giant grin on his face. See Out with a Bang.
 * "STAND BY YOUR MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
 * "Who's strangling the cat?"
 * Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Beg your pardon. I forgot to knock." [punches the guard out cold]
 * "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!"