Wizards of Waverly Place/Haiku

Witch torments people Crappy world of comedy And she barely cares. -

Highlander, with children! There can be only one, bitch! J.K.Rowling sues. -

Sibling Rivalry Sometimes, it's quite excessive But it cleans up well. --

Kinda good idea Killed in the fourth season by Ass Pull, Unfairness!