Mayfield/Characters

The Mayor

 * Authority Equals Asskicking
 * Decoy Leader
 * The Dragon - To Lucy.
 * Expy - Looks an awful lot like Dr. Phil...
 * Ho Yay - With Grady.
 * Obstructive Bureaucrat
 * Permanent Elected Official - Except for that one event where the Milkman got voted in.
 * Punch Clock Villain
 * Ultimate Authority Mayor

Police Chief Grady

 * Authority Equals Asskicking
 * The Brute
 * The Dragon - To the Mayor.
 * Ho Yay - With the Mayor.
 * Killer Cop
 * Police Brutality
 * Punch Clock Villain

The Milkman

 * Ambiguously Evil
 * Arc Words - "Don't drink the milk."
 * Ax Crazy
 * Brainwashed and Crazy - What happens to characters he drones.
 * Enigmatic Minion
 * Evil Genius
 * Foe Yay - With the Postman.
 * Hidden Agenda Villain
 * Jerkass
 * Jerk with a Heart of Jerk
 * Manipulative Bastard
 * Wild Card

The Postman

 * Ax Crazy
 * Enigmatic Minion
 * Equivalent Exchange
 * Foe Yay - With the Milkman.
 * Jerkass
 * The Sixth Ranger

The Librarian

 * Plot-Relevant Age-Up
 * Scary Librarian - Don't ruin the books.
 * Shrinking Violet
 * Younger Than They Look - Hinted at in the April Fool's event.

Sergei Smirnov

 * Brainwashed
 * Identity Amnesia
 * Red Scare
 * Renegade Russian
 * Rogue Agent

Phil

 * Badass Grandpa
 * Brown Note
 * Evil Old Folks
 * Older Than They Look

Barbie

 * Everything's Worse with Bears
 * Hello, Nurse!
 * Human Resources
 * Lethal Chef
 * Older Than They Look
 * The Tease
 * To Serve Man

John Smith

 * Mr. Smith
 * Standard Fifties Father
 * What Happened to the Mouse?

Jack Smith

 * Mr. Smith
 * Standard Fifties Father

Jane Smith

 * Housewife
 * Identity Amnesia
 * Laser-Guided Amnesia
 * Stepford Smiler
 * The Woobie

Billy Smith

 * The Dark Chick
 * Jerkass Facade
 * Kids Are Cruel
 * Obfuscating Stupidity
 * Older Than They Look - Maybe. Same case as with the Librarian.
 * Stepford Smiler

Lucy Smith

 * Big Bad
 * Can't Get in Trouble For Nuthin'
 * Creepy Child - Dear god, and how.
 * Dark Magical Girl
 * Deliberately Cute Child
 * Dissonant Serenity
 * Expy - Of Dr. Braun from Fallout3
 * Faking the Dead
 * The Girl Behind The Man
 * Kids Are Cruel
 * Light Is Not Good - Why Lucy, what pretty blonde hair you ha-- Oh. Oh. Oh good god.
 * Really Seven Hundred Years Old
 * Tyke Bomb
 * Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds
 * Yandere
 * Zen Survivor

Your Family

 * Creepy Child
 * Designated Parents
 * Happily Married
 * Housewife
 * No Blood Ties
 * Nuclear Family
 * Standard Fifties Father
 * Stepford Smiler