National Treasure/Funny

"Riley: [lying in the backseat, whining] "When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.""
 * "Sir, it's the Hudson. Nothing is visible."
 * Just about anything Riley says.

"Riley: Well, that was disappointing."
 * The deleted scene from the first movie, where Abigail and Riley run through an empty strip-club.

"Riley: I would have dropped you both...freaks."
 * The "Friend or Idol?" Decision...Ben drops Abigail in order to save the Declaration of Independence...(though where she lands, from when he dropped her is much safer than where Ben was at the moment, to be fair), when getting back to her Ben starts apologizing, but Abigail then reassure him, she would have done the exact same thing in Ben's position! Riley naturally lampshades this.

"Mook: "Why does that never happen to me?""
 * When Ben and Dr. Chase kiss almost by accident in the tomb, one of Ian's Mooks enters behind them, witnesses it, and says in a really distinct accent.

"Riley: Look....Stairs....(cut to a scene and we see stairs that)"
 * The Templar Treasure scene and Riley's reaction to it.

"Riley: Okay. Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"
 * "It's a big blueish-green man... with a strange-looking goatee. I'm guessing that's signifigant." *hugs the statue*
 * Riley again.

"(Laughs) I'm sorry, I couldn't resist."
 * From the sequel, Riley's reaction to not being able to read the Book of Secrets cover to cover.
 * The mean and nasty trick Ben plays on the group when he sticks his hand into the rock on top Mount Rushmore

"as a truck starts slowing down to give him a lift.
 * In the sequel, scene where the President of the United States has to resort to hitchhiking

POTUS: Well, this is going to be interesting."