An Epic Failure of the Touhou Project

Epic Failure of the Touhou Project is a new piece of fan faction set in the touhou universe. Appears to live here.


 * Arm Cannon: Matt can turn his arm into a minigun when needed
 * Artificial Limbs: Matt gets one after getting his arm blown off by a grenadetalking crazy hand
 * Also, Franz, Magnus' psychotic
 * Badass Longcoat: Dan always wears one
 * Badass Long Hair: Dan
 * BFG: Dan's Anti materiel rifle is massive
 * BFS: Dan's black nodachi
 * Blade Below the Shoulder: Matt's Blade of the Revolution turns his arm into one
 * Catgirl: Maria
 * Cluster F-Bomb: Happens regularly, especially near Dan
 * Cute Kitten: Maria
 * Cuteness Proximity: Happens to whenever he is near Maria
 * Gatling Good: see Arm Cannon
 * Hammerspace: Ailc's Specialty
 * Hand Cannon: Dan's custom S&W model 500
 * Kindhearted Cat Lover:
 * Mad Scientist: Magnus
 * Sir Swearsalot: DAN
 * Dan is actually based off of the author's friend and occasional co-author who swears that much in real life.
 * Franz is trying to give Dan a run for his money
 * Slasher Smile: Dan does this a lot
 * Sword and Gun: Dan uses his sword with his Anti-materiel rifle
 * Tank Goodness: Matt can create (as of now) a German king tiger and a British Mark I
 * Slasher Smile: Dan does this a lot
 * Sword and Gun: Dan uses his sword with his Anti-materiel rifle
 * Tank Goodness: Matt can create (as of now) a German king tiger and a British Mark I