Haruhi Suzumiya/Haiku

God doesn't know that espers, time travelers, and aliens exist.

God is a schoolgirl Espers, aliens, Moe Weirdness ensues, often --User:Superfroggy

[[Groundhog Day Loop We are caught in an Endless Recursion of time.]] Kyon-kun, denwa ! Ugh... --User:Highwind

Most bored Haruhi Speak not unto her the Truth: She is Lord and God --User:Whitewings

Her name: Haruhi. Undisputed Queen of Tropes. Bit of a Jerkass. "--User:The Hero Hartmut"

God's in her heaven, "Stupid Kyon! Do it right now!" All's right with the world. --User:Earth Scorpion

I want some smoked cheese, "You ate it all, didn't you?" I wimper, "Nyoron."

Yuki plays H-Games? It's always the quiet ones.
 * Sigh*, give her headphones.

Universal love Then came the arc "Endless Eight" Now the haters cheer.

The Movie appears It is all now forgiven Even Endless Eight.

Nothing makes sense but Haruhi makes it so that Kyon always suffers --User:Robotsy