The Vampire Diaries/Funny

": I'm conflicted!
 * Crowning Moment of Funny - Every scene between Damon and  in 1x10.

Damon: Welcome to the club."

"Damon: Did words completely escape you?
 * Can we extend this to every scene involving Damon and someone he either wants to gloat to or has a problem with that can't be solved immediately?
 * As well as all moments between Damon and Alaric, such as when

Alaric: You know, I was a little too distracted by my to ask any questions."

"(Stefan and Elena are being adorable and lovey-dovey in his bed
 * What, no mention of Damon when he's being flirty?

Damon: Rise and shine, sleepy heads.

Elena: Damon, please!

Stefan: What are you doing?

Damon: Oh, stop being so smutty.

Stefan (trying to cover up Elena's scantily clad body with the covers): Seriously man, get out of here!

Damon: If I see anything I've never seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it."

- Scenes like the above are made all the much better by Damon doing his "flirty eyebrow thing."

"Caroline: "Everyone just needs to stop kissing me!""
 * So, pretty much any time Ian Somerhalder opens his mouth?
 * Yes, except when it's a Tear Jerker or Crowning Moment of Awesome/Heartwarming.
 * After Tyler notices several clues about Caroline, he finally confronts her with his suspicion that...she's a werewolf.
 * In "The Descent" Caroline is kissing with Matt and shortly after that - with Tyler. She doesn't take it well:

" Elena: Got it. Get in line."
 * In "Daddy Issues" keeps repeating to Elena that he wants to protect her. Her angry answer?

"Damon: "And the vampires were all 'GRRR!' and you were all 'AAAH'!""
 * The look on Stefan and Damon's faces when they realize that they have accidentally created a secret superweapon.
 * Klaus talking about the '60s, which "pretty much sucked" except for the Beatles.
 * Damon's impersonation of vampires and Elena when giving a summary of what happened at the 50's dance.

"Alaric: Did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?
 * Alaric needs to prove his identity, and brings up Jeremy walking in on him and Jenna while they were having sex causing Jenna to quickly say, "Okay, it's him!"
 * Katherine dancing.
 * Damon's half hearted attempts at apologies to  and Alaric in "Ghost World"
 * As Damon hides his original-killing stake under the house's firewood:

Damon: Why, where'd you hide yours?"


 * Klaus and Rebekah bicker like the siblings they are, over the best way to torture Damon.