Team Fortress 2/Haiku

Identical teams Of funny mercenaries Battle to the death

 Small and annoying This Boston brat runs quickly Someone shut him up

 Square jawed and crew-cut No grip on reality Bona-fide batshit

 Mumbling though gas mask Asbestos-clad enigma Sets people on fire

 Black Scottish Cyclops Makes people explode a lot Chugs scrumpy--KA-BEEEEWM

 Giant Russian man Says your whole team is babies Talks to food and guns

 Quiet Texas guy Builds stuff to aid defenses Answer? Use more gun

 Call for the doctor He may come heal you, or not Hurting is more fun

 Lone-wolf Aussie bloke Pops heads, calls others wankers Weird issues with pee

 Dastardly French spy Seeks new people to backstab He's not on your side

 Angry chain smoker Yells at always-fighting clones Don't cross the lady

It doesn't matter As to who wins or loses Eternal stalemate "-Stealth"

FOYIAH FOIYAH HELP! YO! NEEDA DISPENSA HEA! MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC! "LNER fan"

I just got ubered. Now is a good time to run. I AM BULLETPROOF! "Rayne Cyro"

An electronic chirp. Explosion of viscera. The Scottish laughs fall. "Hyruleboy"

Battle of two teams, But who cares about the fight? It's about the hats. "The Albino Primid"

Some guys with red clothes Fight with some guys with blue clothes And they all have hats. "The Mike"

Your teammates are dead Heavy and Medic draw near Swiftly comes your fate. "Adam C"