Repeat After Me/Quotes

"Professor: "Hey," Ned exclaimed...

Student: "Hey," Ned asclaimed.

Professor: "Let's boil..."

Student: "Let's boil..."

Professor: "... the wolverines."

Student: "...the wolver-eenes."

Professor: Next... -suddenly gasps, clutches his chest, and falls dead of a heart attack-

Student: ... -gasps, clutches his chest, and throws himself on the floor-"

- The very first scene of the very first episode of Saturday Night Live