Warrior Cats Omen of the Stars/Funny

"Snowdrop: "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it.""
 * In The Fourth Apprentice, when Snowdrop is scaring away all the prey.

"Blackstar: "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
 * Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick.
 * When the cats return to ShadowClan camp.

Lionblaze: "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?""

"Lionblaze: "So we're more than friends?"
 * In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
 * Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.
 * Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt.
 * In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.

Cinderheart: "Mousebrain.""

"Kit: "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?"
 * Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
 * More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness:

Ivypaw: "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly.""

"Blackstar: "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet.""
 * Ivypaw talks with Blackstar.

"Dovepaw: "Do you know Ivypaw?"
 * When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart:

Tigerheart: "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?""

"Yellowfang: "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot.""
 * Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's Exposition Fairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says: