Tobuscus/Funny

To keep this page organized, the entries are divided by which channel/series they are from.

Tobuscus channel (Literal Trailers)
"Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut....
 * Tron: Legacy:

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"It's Friday, Friday
 * Shark Night:

Gotta get killed on Friday!"

"Then he tries to scare the statues
 * World of Warcraft:

Does it work? Yes, one of them faints!"

"Guard says stop / Just kill him with your awesome
 * Assassin's Creed Brotherhood:

(later)Kill the rider the rider falls down / Target's still fine"

"I am the first X-Man / That joke's ahead of our time / But you're still gonna die/ Who the hell is that guy?/ The second X-Man"
 * Assassin's Creed Revelations:

"That truck driver really hates his job
 * Modern Warfare 3:

That truck driver also hates his job

All the drivers and

all the cameramen hate their jobs"

"Watch out you're going to hit the flag STOP!"
 * And:

"Slow zoom on a carving of GANDALF and his friends
 * Skyrim

Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds

The, first, TIE Fighter"

"VOICE ATTACK! but his voice went too far right"
 * And:

"Laser beams of death make EXPLOSIONS OF DEATH"
 * Mass Effect 3

Tobuscus channel (other)
""I'm sleepy... whats porn? I'M AWAKE!"
 * "Nugget in a Biscuit". That is all.
 * The long-promised "Safety Torch" song, about Toby rescuing some poor kid from imaginary Minecraft monsters by giving him, first, torches to keep them away; second, water to put out the resulting fires; and finally, charging him for them.
 * I'M A BIRD, MOTHER{bleep}! I'M A BIRD!
 * Grandpa-Tobuscus discovering the Internet;

"Penis enlargement? CAROL, get the chequebook!""

"''You'd probably think I'm singing
 * "Dramatic Song" is designed as a style parody of Coldplay: the gag is that the lyrics are completely mundane but if you listened to it without understanding English, you'd think it was serious and poignant.

bout some pretty serious stuff.

But in reality, I'm singing 'bout

the lack of stuff i'm singing 'bout.''"

TobyTurner channel (Lazy Vlogs)
"Toby: Shoulder spins... and I'm punching myself in the crotch."
 * His Vlog for International Talk Like a Pirate Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H Le 4 m 5 k 5 k D 4
 * "I Killed Someone" by reading their letter on his vlog. That is so tragic. But funny.
 * He's killed another person! It's at about 2:50 in the video.
 * "FREESTYLE TOBY DANCE OFF!!"- Toby uses the "Just Create" feature on Just Dance 3 to create the most ridiculous dance he possibly can, then has Gaybuscus/Gabe-buscus try to do said dance. (here)


 * While Toby is vlogging on his iPhone, VanessaHudgens is seen petting his dog Griffin without Toby noticing. His reaction of finding out he missed Vanessa is priceless.

TobyGames channel
" HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
 * As a few users have pointed out, watching Toby Games becomes ten times funnier when you pretend his commentary is the thoughts of the main character (especially funny with things like LA Noire).
 * Ten times funnier now that he's playing Arkham City. Imagine the incredibly stoic Batman thinking the way Toby speaks. In part 3, he threatens to take Two-Face's coin and pee on it.
 * One part of his LA Noire playthrough, where he's honking the horn as he's driving to his destination, then when he gets there (in the middle of a horn beep) a cutscene starts, leaving the horn blaring for the entire cutscene.
 * Toby's LP of Skyrim is a nonstop round of hilarity, especially when he actually gets terrified at the skills menu. "I don't want to navigate the galaxy to level up!"
 * Skyrim first video, when he names his character, and the followup joke: "Bilbo Baggins.(erase) Tobuscus(beat) Baggins.(erase)Just Tobuscus"
 * Toby improvs a song about a cheating sugar cane daddy in Minecraft: here. Seriously.
 * "I CAN SWING MY SWORD!(SWORD) I CAN SWING MY SWORD!(SWORD)"
 * Now animated and metalfied!
 * Toby's reaction to a ghast:

"Guard: I've got my eye on you.
 * He then proceeds to imitate the noise they make and compliment them on their "lovely voice."
 * Toby/The Courier's thought near the end of part 41.

Toby: You have two eyes. Idiot."

"Toby: Ubisoft presents... a game by Ubisoft. And Ubisoft. And also Ubisoft..."
 * Assassin's Creed Revelations, episode 1, in which Toby encounters the opening titles, and goes Overly Long Gag on the Overly Long Gag.


 * Toby dug a hole to hell beside his house in Terraria. A ridiculous amount of bunnies proceed to commit suicide by jumping into the hole, and Toby nearly has a mental breakdown over it (when he's not hitting on Nurse):
 * Also in Terraria, Toby has a Bone Serpent follow him to the surface because he wants to keep it as a pet.'
 * In one of the the "Kingdombuscus" Minecraft videos, Toby pushes a blacksmith into a fire after learning that a diamond pickaxe costs 2,400 gold coins. He and a few of the guild members just stand and watch as the blacksmith burns to death and almost right after Toby changes his mind and tries to save him, the blacksmith dies.
 * Parts 31, 32, and 33 of his Minecraft videos are a textbook example of It Got Worse. In Part 31, Toby drowns in the water near his house when he forgets to surface for air. Then, because his bed was obstructed, he doesn't respawn in his house and has to find where he died, a problem made worse due to his No Sense of Direction. In Part 32, Toby is forced to turn the game to peaceful mode as he dives for his items, almost drowning again in the process. Having spent half the video looking for his items, he goes off to bed... and dies because it was obstructed, losing his items and being teleported away from his house again. Part 33 is entirely comprised of him trying to find his house.
 * Crysis 2: "You, with the life. Lose it."
 * This fan-made video of one of Toby's stranger Minecraft ramblings, in which a little zombie asks for brains for Christmas, then Santa gets into an argument with the zombie's mother.
 * In "Worldbuscus 1.2", a situation very similar to Part 31 plays out.
 * CHUNKS SAVING has Toby dying twice in the first 3 minutes while recollecting his items.
 * In his recent Zelda playthrough, Toby gives the guy who teaches you how to target things his Grandpabuscus voice.
 * In his Minecraft Let'sPlay, Tobuscus falls victim to the ever-classic Enderman Roommate. This goes as well as you'd expect, with Toby LOOKING AT IT upon waking up from a nap. Eventually, it teleports into the lake surrounding his house, and as we all know, Endermen can't swim. Cue Toby mourning his death for five seconds.
 * In SNEAKY CREEPER a creeper jumped onto Toby's treasure chest when he was around the corner and couldn't see it. He freaked out when he did.
 * In the 200th Minecraft video spectacular, Toby is blindsided by a zombie breaking down his door.
 * SURPRISE ENDING has . He goes through his usual subscribe speech in a state of utter, hilarious despair.
 * The followup video, SURVIVAL MODE, continues the freakout.
 * HOW TO DROWN has the titular incident.
 * Also, though it's also sad.