Sons of Anarchy/Funny

"Clay: All in favor, like I gotta ask.
 * "Slightly retarded child. Please Adopt."
 * "See this is why I beat hookers."
 * "I hate it when mommy and daddy fight."
 * "I've got Korean Tourists today, and they love Asian Elvis." "Thank you, thank you very much."
 * When Half-Sack beats him up backstage, Asian Elvis stays in character.
 * Tara's idea of a Wife-beater onesie for Abel
 * "I love you." "You should."
 * "Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn."
 * Then there's the  "What body?"
 * Later on in season 4, when confronts, he's reading a  book!
 * Tara's reaction to Half Sack's infected nutbag, followed by Clay, Bobby, and Tigg.
 * Jax suggest to the club they make porn movies. Clay, whose only interest is in guns and killing, is against it but knows it's a lost battle. With a Face Palm he asks the obvious question.

All: PUSSY!!!"

"Bobby: Everyone loves pussy.

Opie: I second that.

Juice: Thirded

Tig: I'm a big fan of pussy."

"Jax: (smiling) License and registration, please."
 * Episode 3 of season four. Some black kids stole some guns from the Sons, and before the club can catch them they're pulled over by cops. Kozick shoots at the cops and drives off to lead them away, and the kids slump down in the car, high-fiving and just generally acting relieved. Then motorcycles surround them, Opie and Tig draw guns, and Jax ducks down into the window.

"Chibs: (deadpan) Did you get him?"
 * Episode 6 of season 4. Someone stole something from the club, and when they find the person in possession of the stolen object, he's shot and killed. After which, Happy unloads the rest of the clip into his dead body.

"Gemma: This is why mothers should drown baby girls."
 * And from the same episode:

"Chucky: Hang on, Gemma. Hang on. It’s not ready. Gemma. Hey!
 * Bobby's WTF face at that comment really sells the funny.
 * Season 4's "Family Recipe" with Chucky hiding one of the heads in the pot of Chili and Gemma's reaction to discovering what he did all while having to hide this from the two cops sitting in the clubhouse. Probably doubles as a good amount of Squick too.

Gemma (stirs Chili and the head pops up): Hey! Did you follow the recipe?

Chucky:I had to add a few things of my own.

Gemma: I can see that. Take it to Happy, I think he likes it that hot."

"Juice: (While Tig unzips his pants) What're you doin'?
 * If you look closely, there was a funny moment hidden in a particularly dramatic scene during the season 3 finale. As Piney, Opie, Chibs, and Kozik ride a schoolbus to find Jimmy and Stahl, you get a good chuckle when see Chibs eating a PB&J and drinking from a juice box. Then you get good laugh when you see his juice is actually a legitimately packaged Jameson Irish Whiskey. Anyone else think juice box whiskey is an awesome idea?
 * When Juice tries to bond with Tig.

Tig: I'm gonna dunk my balls in your mouth, your gonna gag, I'm gonna laugh, we'll be best friends forever."

"Opies along with the whole club: I promise to treat you like my leathers and ride you as much as my Harley."
 * During Opie's wedding when he takes his vows


 * When the crew first meet Chucky. Otto warns Clay and Jax that he has a "tic" that may make things awkward for the club. They assure Otto they can handle it, but when they see what this "tic" is, their WTF reaction is priceless.
 * "I'm gonna give you my hand so you can jerk off." "I accept that."
 * "Either join in or get out!"