Chronicles of Conflict (Darth Wiki)/Funny

"Wade: "Relax, I remember seeing a crate outside and since I'm a playable party member that crate will be filled with something soft like pillows or water or bunnies. Cannonball!" (Cannonballs through the window. We then hear a crash) "My virtual organs!"
 * Much of Wade's dialogue. For example, the party is on the 8th floor of a building and need to get to the first floor quickly. Wade suggests jumping out the window. When the rest of the party points out how that's a stupid idea, Wade counters...

Cielo: "You missed, didn't you?"

Wade: "No, but whatever was in that crate it sure as hell wasn't a bunny.""

"Cielo: "Hey, all I did was destroy a float or two... or three... or five... or eight... How many floats are in two parades?""
 * When the party first arrives in New Fete (a festive city-state based on real life New Orleans) they notice that the locals aren't that fond of Cielo. Diana inquires about the Noodle Incident.