The Goonies/Funny

"Chunk: Aww, shit!"
 * Chunk is the source of many of the films great funny moments.
 * Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.

"Chunk: Okay Brad, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!"
 * His Blatant Lies about meeting Michael Jackson.

"Chunk: I'll bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh?"
 * Chunk drops the statue.

"Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that?
 * Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down.

Mikey: Oh you idiot! You glued it upside-down!

Brad: If God made us do it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!

Chunk: Looks fine to me."

"Mrs. Walsh: What is that?
 * And Chunk and Mouth thought Mrs. Walsh saw it.

Chunk: Oh shit, what?"

"Mouth: Mikey? Mikey? Come on, help me feel like a woman. Come one, give me a nice wet lickery kiss."
 * And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
 * When Mouth sticks his tongue through a picture.

"Brad: I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!"
 * When Brad gets tied to the chair.

"Jake: (checking the wallet) "Looks like they picked him clean, Ma.
 * When the Fratellis find the body of Chester Copperpot.

Mother Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him.

Francis: Stupid."

"Mouth: It's okay, Brad. Just remember we're all here for you. (Mouth takes the map from Brad's pocket) Here's to good friends...
 * "I'll show you a tremor!" (slap)
 * From a deleted scene:

Mouth, Data, and Chunk: Tonight is kinda special!"

"Mouth: (looking at coins) President Lincoln... George Washington... Uh, Martin Sheen...
 * When the Goonies came upon under a wishing well:

Stef: Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot!

Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once!

Stef: Oh that's real smart! It's nice to see you're using your brain!

Mouth: Yeah? Well, at least I have a brain!

Stef: You're so stupid, Mouth!

Mouth: Oh yeah?

Stef: Yeah! (Mouth makes a "stupid" face at her) SHUT UP!"

"Ma Fratelli: Francis? Sweetheart, are you okay??
 * After Francis falls prey to Data's "slick shoes".

Francis: [high-pitched whimper] ...."