Igor/Funny

"S's Igor: Master! I looked inside Dr. Glickenstein's castle and didn't see anyone. But that's not all...
 * Scamper's Deadpan Snarker lines:
 * "I'm sorry, I thought we were listing all your failures."
 * "..., Brian." "My name's not Brian!" "Then you must have his jar!"
 * "She must be collecting a club of flowers to beat us with."
 * "What, this isn't the first time I've chewed my own feet off."
 * "When I finally decided I wanna live."
 * "What's next; piggybacks?"
 * Brain in general:
 * "Bring me back a toy!"
 * The bit with the ribbon.
 * "Why didn't you make me immortal, I've got a squeaky wheel!"
 * The off-hand way Doctor Schnaudenfreude talks to his Igor.

Schnaudenfreude: Yes it is, because your voice is annoying."


 * "Get me a tub of eyeliner, a pound of lipstick and, if all else fails, the severed head of a super-model."
 * Scamper's multiple suicide attempts.
 * The Getting Crap Past the Radar one-sided conversation Brain has with the fly-man.