Pretty Cure Android Wars/Characters

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Voiced by: Mayumi Iizuka (Japanese), Emma Watson (English)

 * Celebrity Voice Actor
 * Chinese Girl
 * Even Evil Has Standards: "Do not, under ANY circumstances, assault ANYONE just because they have an iPhone. It's Cure Apple we should worry about, not those that blindly worship him by using the OS he sponsors as a Cure."
 * Also, she refuses to fight Cure Microsoft, and vice versa, after they make peace with each other early in the series.
 * Evil Laugh: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN APPLE! YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE ARMY OF CREATURES! AND THEN PEACE WILL FINALLY COME TO SILICON VALLEY VERY SOON! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yes, she may be A Lighter Shade of Black, but this line of dialogue shows that, when it comes to maniacal laughter, she's Not So Above It All.
 * Lampshade Hanging: "It's still early in our war, and already it's hard to tell who's not the Big Bad Wolf in all this."
 * Large Ham: Particularly in combat against Android's opponents.
 * A Lighter Shade of Black
 * The Plan: Hers are directed at Cure Apple.
 * Punch Clock Villain: Actually very amicable when not in Cure form.
 * Tights Under Shorts: In Cure form.
 * Villain Protagonist: Doesn't really care about the morality of the fight over Android (but does lampshade the situation as noted above).

Voiced by: Romi Paku (Japanese), Patricia Ja Lee (English)
"Cure HTC: You should be glad the father of the one that wiped out a portion of your army is dead, Seoyeon!
 * Antagonist in Mourning

Cure Samsung: No. I mourn.

Cure HTC: What?

Cure Samsung: I hoped to meet Mr. Wayne face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in unarmed combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a blood knight? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Galaxia shall be the first of many who shall march out of my laboratory and help my army, and yours, and Joey's, to crush all that would wish to monopolize the smartphone and tablet markets! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Androidica. And peace will reign and all smartphone and tablet customers shall bow to us in humble gratitude."


 * Better to Die Than Be Killed: Several of her soldiers kill themselves after being captured by Apple.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: Like Cure HTC, she adheres to a strict moral code that only lets her attack Cures in the anti-Android camp.
 * Killed Off for Real: Some of her minions have been brutally slaughtered by Cure Apple.
 * A Lighter Shade of Black
 * Off with His Head: If she had her way, Cure Apple would have been beheaded for assaulting her.
 * Punch Clock Villain: Actually very amicable when not in Cure form.
 * The Plan: Like Cure HTC, she primarily targets Cure Apple with these.
 * Tights With a Skirt: In Cure form.
 * Villain Deuteragonist: Doesn't really care about the morality of the fight over Android.

Voiced by: Takeshi Kusao (Japanese), Rupert Grint (English)
"Joey Motorola III: YOU PATENT ASSHOLE! I'LL SMITE YOU! I'LL SMITE YOU UNTIL THE SMARTPHONE MARKET IS SAFE!"
 * Beam Me Up, Scotty: He only says "patent asshole" once in the entire English dub; however, the phrase pops up a lot in the sub, leading to an odd case of "fifteening".
 * Berserk Button: Never, ever, EVER try to have him assassinated at any time, let alone when he's enjoying a sport that's already dangerous enough as it is, unless you don't value your own life.


 * Celebrity Voice Actor
 * Dance Battler: Uses his gymnastics training in combat whenever he goes into direct combat.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: He and his teammates all adhere to a strict moral code that disallows them from directly and deliberately harming innocent bystanders who use iOS or Windows Phone; however, he'll gladly land more than a few punches on Cure Microsoft even against Cure HTC's orders not to (not that Cure Microsoft minds, since at least he and Cure HTC aren't going at each other).
 * Large Ham: Sometimes shows signs of this.
 * Leotard of Power: In Cure form.
 * A Lighter Shade of Black: The main reason why he's a Wholesome Crossdresser despite clearly falling into Villain Protagonist territory.
 * Opera Gloves: In Cure form.
 * The Plan: Launches them against Cures Apple and Microsoft.
 * Precision F-Strike: "YOU PATENT ASSHOLE! I'LL SMITE YOU! I'LL SMITE YOU UNTIL THE SMARTPHONE MARKET IS SAFE!"
 * Punch Clock Villain: Actually very amicable when not in Cure form.
 * Tights With a Skirt: Always does this when crossdressing, be it with a skirt or just a leotard.
 * Villain Tritagonist: Doesn't really care about the morality of the fight over Android.
 * Wholesome Crossdresser: Apart from being a Villain Protagonist, that is. It helps that his opponents are worse than his camp and that at least his group is not actively trying to bully random civilians.

Voiced by: Mika Doi (Japanese), Alexandra Kenworthy (English)

 * Antagonist in Mourning: Takes some time off from combat to mourn the loss of Cure Apple's father.
 * Big Good: Overlaps with Well-Intentioned Extremist.
 * The Chessmaster: Ultimately aims for Android becoming world-famous and on the same level as iOS and Windows Phone.
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: She spends much of her time living a double life as an innovative businesswoman and Eccentric Mentor to the Villain Protagonists, but there are times where she's gotten into active combat, giving Cures Apple and Oracle hell when they breach her headquarters only to have a direct hit launched on her by the intruder each time.
 * Eccentric Mentor
 * Morality Chain: To the Villain Protagonists. Who knows what the fuck they'd do if she was ever to die, ESPECIALLY if Cure Apple or Cure Oracle was responsible?
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist: Overlaps with Big Good; she aims to crush iOS before Android goes down and doesn't care about the potential consequences of the war the Villain Protagonists are fighting.
 * Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?

Voiced by: Shuichi Ikeda (Japanese), Kerrigan Mahan (English)

 * The Bad Guy Wins: In one episode, he actually manages to kill several minions that Cure Samsung had dispatched to fight him.
 * Batman Gambit: Has launched numerous ones against literally everyone in the pro-Android camp, and yes, including Cure Google (he claims to be a former employee of hers who wishes to have dinner with her for old time's sake).
 * Curb Stomp Battle: He's really pushing for a victory against Cure Samsung, having annihilated an entire section of her army, led another section to commit suicide, and saw yet another group he had captured manage to escape. He also has a higher-quality army than Samsung does, as evidenced when during the aforementioned successful escape attempt, the escapees fight numerous of his soldiers on the way out, only to quickly complete their escape attempt with their with their tails between their legs after discovering those soldiers had hi-tech armor and, if it managed to get breached, backup shield generators.
 * Kick the Dog: Takes great pleasure in inflicting pain on Android users and has absolutely no problem assaulting Cures HTC and Samsung.
 * Knight Templar
 * Large Ham: "My ultimate goal, after disposing of you Android warrior bitches, is to--you guessed it--TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!" Cure Microsoft follows that up by yelling, "OF COURSE!"
 * Light Is Not Good
 * Moral Event Horizon: Crossed when he stabs Cure HTC twice with intent to kill. Cure Microsoft was horrified and yelled "GET YOUR GODDAM HANDS OFF HER!" to no avail.
 * Obviously Evil
 * Tear Jerker: Even after he crosses the MEH (see above), he has a soft spot for his father and doesn't want to lose him. And then he dies...
 * Would Hit a Girl: What separates him from the other villains, including the main characters (who naturally wish to stop him before he kills Android).

Voiced by: Ryotaro Okiayu (Japanese), Kyle Hebert (English)

 * Curb Stomp Battle: This is why you don't mess with the Motorola.
 * Even Evil Has Standards: Will not go after Cure HTC because he doesn't feel like "fighting some technologically-gifted bumpkin from Chinatown" and in fact wants her and Cure Apple to stop fighting. He's actually upset when Apple strikes her repeatedly in one fight.
 * Kick the Dog: Sends one of his goons on a mission ending with the attempted assassination of Joey.
 * Large Ham: "OF COURSE!"
 * Moral Event Horizon: Subverted to hell and back time and again; the fact that he doesn't harass Cure HTC as much as Cure Apple does is probably one of few things that have kept him behind that line thus far.
 * Pet the Dog: He has his moments, mainly concerning Cure HTC; this, among other things, is why he hasn't crossed the Moral Event Horizon yet.
 * The Plan: Currently has Cure Motorola as his target when gambitting.
 * Spikes of Villainy
 * Well-Intentioned Extremist

Voiced by: Sayaka Ohara (Japanese), Edie Mirman (English)

 * Evil Is Sexy
 * Kick the Dog: Every time she successfully breaches Cure Google's security, she always lands an assault on Google in person.
 * Knight Templar
 * Lady in Red
 * The Plan: Ultimately plans on putting an end to Cure Google with her gambits.
 * Spy Catsuit

Voiced by: Kenta Miyake (Japanese), Stephen Apostolina (English)
"I.V.: Me, a loyal employee of Ruby Anderson for 11 years, passed over for that gift of shared vision in favor of a hotshot security guard like you!? You're going down, Motorola!"
 * Face Heel Turn: Goes from loyal employee to Ruby to sworn enemy of Joey after being passed over for Ruby's "shared vision" treatment.
 * It's Personal: Why he doesn't also go after Cures HTC or Samsung.


 * Turned Against Their Masters