48 Hrs./Funny

"[while Jack is being beaten up by barroom toughts, Reggie fires a gun into the air. Everyone stops, and Jack collapses to the floor]
 * This one scene here in Another 48 Hrs.:

Reggie Hammond: All right, knock this shit off! I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, bitch tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood! Now I usually don't step in on things like this, but this man Jack Cates is gonna help me straighten out the rest of my day! So I suggest you all back up, and let us go about our business!

Barroom Fighter: 'Cause you got a gun?

Reggie Hammond: No, 'cause I have a gun and I'll pop a cap in your ass!

Barroom Fighter: I don't think you have the guts to use it.

[reggie shoots him in the leg]

Reggie Hammond: Anybody else want a limp?"


 * And the original 48 hours was full of Eddie Murphy at his best:
 * Luther! Are you Angry with me?
 * "Tell me a Bedtime story, Jack." "Fuck You!" "Oh, that's one of my favorites."
 * I don't like white people. I hate Rednecks. You people are Rednecks. That means I'm enjoying this shit. (Helps that it comes on the heels of some lovely Fan Service.)