Gag Dub/Quotes

"Xavier Nazario as V: What're you gonna do, bitch? [Pepper] Spray my mask?

Evey: Who are you?

Xavier Nazario as V: I'm one of the original Goonies from the movie The Goonies. You know the one that did the truffle shuffle? That was me!

Evey: Well, I can see that.

Xavier Nazario as V: Then stop being so stupid..."

- My Way Entertainment,the "V For Vocabulary" Fan Sub of V for Vendetta

"Sazh: Lightning, where you going with my cell phone, girl?! (Lightning steps on Sazh's "cell phone") Oh--BITCH YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY SIDEKICK!

(Two armed guards charge in and start shooting)

Guard 1: Oh Jesus Christ!

Guard 2: Oh~ my god!

(Lightning defeats the guards, then moves on to the next train cars. A third guard emerges)

Guard 3: (to himself) Don'tfuckupdon'tfuckupdon'tfuckup--(gets clobbered by Lightning) OH SHIT!

(Lightning kills a fourth guard, while Sazh helps another passenger)

Sazh: Whaddya say, little man...girl...I can't tell what the fuck you are, but we gotta roll.

Sazh's Chocobo Chick: Let's bounce, bitch!

(Sazh and Lightning rendezvous with some freed passengers)

Sazh: Yo, Lightning! I know you know why these motherfuckers are shooting at us!

Lightning: I think I have an idea..."

- This Final Fantasy XIII dub by IGN