Heavy Metal (animation)/Funny

"Ard: This is Norl, my bravest warrior. You will go with him to the Queen's castle and steal the Loc-Nar. Then I will give you the girl.
 * This exchange from the segment "Den":

Den: And if I refuse?

Ard: If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies.

Den, narrating: Sounded reasonable to me!"


 * Who could forget So Beautiful, So Dangerous. Here we have a normal civil (if not creepy) looking Doctor/ Corrupt Corporate Executive, trying to cover up an alien Conspiracy Theory. He loses control after trying to rape the secretary Gloria after seeing the glowing thing in between her breasts. They both get abducted and the Doctor turns out to be a robot programed by aliens. To make matters even more messed up, she ends up sleeping with another robot and decides to marry it.
 * PROTIP: If the segment just seems sleazy rather than funny, try it again with weed.

"There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!"
 * More Den:


 * The entire Captain Sternn scene.

"NOSE DIVE!"
 * Space stoners.