Role Association/Film W


 * W. (Dubya): A shady detective with a serious nicknaming addiction aspires to be someone his "poppy", Farmer Hoggett, can be proud of. With Nyah as his loyal sidekick, Mr. Holland as his creepy 2nd-in-command, and Avery Jessup as his wife.
 * Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: Faux Biopic about Mr. Cellophane's rise and fall and rise, with his long-suffering wife Pam at his side.
 * Wall Street: A guy with lousy taste in women thinks greed is good...
 * Money Never Sleeps: ...although his son-in-law Mutt Williams (his daughter is an educated young lady) might make him eat his words. Also starring Charlie in the first and George W. Bush in the second.
 * Wanted: Mr. Tumnus discovers his In the Blood Badass-ery thanks to Lara Croft and God.
 * War Horse: Sherlock, Remus, Reba, Loki, and a future Pip face World War One along with the title horse.
 * Warm Springs: HBO TV Movie about President Jack Bauer (or was it Gilderoy Lockhart?) and his wife, Miranda Hobbes, and the former's physical therapy sessions at the title health resort.
 * The War of the Worlds (2005): Les Grossman must lead his two children Lucy Diamond and Goku to safety when aliens begin invading Earth. At one point, he and Lucy run into Andy Dufresne.
 * Warrior: Young Uncle Ben Buchanan and Bane Eames are brothers (MMA) fighting for a fresh start.
 * The Watch (not that one nor this one), formerly Neighborhood Watch before Trayvon Martin was shot by an overzealous neighborhood watchman: Zoolander, Norman Bates 2.0, The Sitter, and Moss are four average dudes who unexpectedly face an otherworldly threat.
 * Watchmen: Prince Ashitaka, a singing child rapist, and another pedophile discover Charles Ryd'er's secret conspiracy with help from John Winchester, who once Attempted Rape on the mom from Spy Kids. The younger version of the other pedophile is the younger version Leonidas.
 * Water for Elephants: Elle Woods is married to Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa, but she can't resist Edward Cullen.
 * The Waterboy: Happy Gilmore is a Cajun waterboy who the Fonz discovers has innate talent as a football tackle, much to the disapproval of his mother Annie Wilkes.
 * We Bought a Zoo: Jason Bourne and Black Widow did (who knew his real-life weakness was snakes?).
 * We Need to Talk About Kevin: Jadis and Amos Hart, your kid is Axe Crazy.
 * Wedding Crashers: Lightning McQueen and Norman Bates 2.0 charm their way into wedding receptions and the beds of wedding guests, but things get complicated when Norman falls for Manic Pixie Kink Girl Dr. Larue and Lightning falls for Irene Adler. Also stars Max Zorin and Solitaire as the parents of Dr. Larue and Irene, as well as the lead Illinois Nazi as a priest and  as their lecherous mentor.
 * Welcome to The Rileys: Troubled but Cute runaway Bella Swann meets Tony Soprano and his wife Toni Bernette. She's lost her parents, they've lost their daughter, and healing ensues.
 * Wet Hot American Summer: Hillary Clinton and Phil Wenneck are putting on the best talent show ever, Niles finds himself falling for Colette, Brian Fantana lets some kids drown so he can suck face with Miri, Michael Showalter went to camp so long ago that his counselor was Jesus Christ, and Coach McGuirk teaches Eliot Stabler that it's OK to want to hump refridgerators.
 * What's Eating Gilbert Grape: Captain Jack Sparrow must care for his mentally challenged brother Jack Dawson.
 * What Lies Beneath: Dr. Indiana Solo is married to Catwoman, who thinks their neighbor Eowyn has been murdered. It turns out not to be true, but
 * What's New, Pussycat?: T.E. Lawrence wants to be faithful to his fiancee, so he turns to psychoanalyst Dr. Strangelove for help, although he has his own relationship problems.
 * What Women Want: William Wallace is a Jerkass advertising executive, expecting his boss Hawkeye Pierce to promote him, who instead hires executive Kelly Frears, so as to broaden their appeal to women. As if that weren't enough, his ex-wife Mary Swanson wants him to take care of their daughter Terra while she's on her honeymoon. One night, as part of an assignment, William accidentally electrocutes himself, and when he awakens, is able to hear the thoughts of every woman around him! He eventually uses this to get ahead with his work, and improve his relationships with his daughter and his female co-workers, which include Miss Tessmacher and Dr. Cuddy.
 * Where the Wild Things Are: A Bratty Half-Pint runs away from home and discovers a gang of monsters (very) nominally headed by Tony Soprano. The rest of the wild bunch includes Sally Ragdoll and Eli Sunday.
 * Whip It: Juno discovers a passion for roller derby after meeting Gertie and her gang of Boisterous Bruisers, including Tuffnut the Viking-lass.
 * Wild Target: Bumbling thief Ron Weasley catches the eye of assassin Davy Jones. Emily Charlton also stars.
 * The Witches of Eastwick: Three witches -- Loretta Castorini, Louise, and Selina Kyle -- soon find out that wishes don't always come true when they conjure up their own dream man, Jack Torrance.
 * Witness: After the Amish Charlotte "Charlie" Blackwood's son, Richie Norris sees corrupt cop Roger Murtaugh commit a murder, Detective Han Jones takes them into hiding in Amish country and serves as their protector. Aragorn also stars as an Amish farmer.
 * The Wizard: Kevin Arnold and one of the singers from Rilo Kiley take an autistic kid to California to play video games.
 * The Wolf Man (2010): Fenster reunites with his dad Hannibal Lector and helps his sister-in-law Emily Charlton track down her missing husband; the suspicious Agent Elrond is also looking for him.
 * The Woman In Black: Harry Potter is a widower(!) and a father(!!) to his own godson (not Teddy Lupin) who has to deal with a pissed-off lady ghost.
 * The Women (2008) (bear with me, it's an All-Star Cast with Loads and Loads of Characters and I didn't watch the whole thing): Flipping the point of the original on its head, Anastasia sees how close her girlfriends and female relatives are after she discovers her (unseen) husband is having an affair with an undercover lady cop. On the advice of her mother, Murphy Brown, she takes the weekend away from him. Meanwhile, her friends Toki the ironworker and Grace go confront the mistress... Also, Princess Leia is in there somewhere.
 * Wonder Boys: Gordon Gekko is an English professor and celebrated author who finds out that his mistress Marge Gunderson, who is both his boss' wife and his university's chancellor, is pregnant with his child. His editor, Iron Man, is in town and becomes interested in his star pupil, Spider-Man, and they eventually "collaborate." Rachel Dawes is a boarder at his house and really appreciates his work. Zed drops in as a guest speaker at his university's annual literary event.
 * Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Mario takes on the case of a toon framed for murder by Doc Brown. Said toon is married to Joan Wilder.
 * The Whole Nine Yards: Chandler in comedy drama with hitman John McClane.
 * World War Z: Aldo Smith interviews survivors of a zombie apocalypse.
 * To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar: Dalton, Blade and Sid the sloth are Wholesome Crossdressers on their way to a drag queen contest, with a used car they buy from Adrian Cronauer[?!]. Along the way, they're pursued by the racist/homophobic sheriff Nice Guy Eddie.