Chris Crocker

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Well, if you insist.

Chris Crocker is an American internet celebrity, gay rights activist, and (aspiring) porn star and self-described "edutainer" who produces and acts in transgressive videos.

You probably just know him as "That Chick who said Leave Britney Alone!"

Not to be confused with the football player of the same name.

Chris Crocker provides examples of:

 * Attractive Bent Gender: He makes a disturbingly good-looking woman when he tries, much to some men's dismay.
 * Bishonen: A disturbing example.
 * Brother-Brother Incest: He once pretended that his lover was his biological brother. For some reason. Perhaps playing up the Depraved Homosexual stereotype for shock value to get more views?
 * Butt Monkey: Probably one of the all time greatest on the Internet, to the point that even TV shows quickly took to mocking him. When a parody of him appeared in Meet the Spartans, he commented in a video that it really freaked him out.
 * Camp Gay
 * Cross Dresser
 * Deep South: Where he was raised by his grandparents.
 * Dude Looks Like a Lady: His appearance on Tosh.0 seemed to give no physical indication that he's a guy.
 * Effeminate Misogynistic Guy: He says he will KILL any woman he sees with a gay man. He says SHAVING is harder than giving birth. He claims he came out of his mom's vagina with his nose covered....
 * Mr. Fanservice: Recently he stopped cross dressing and became much more masculine and hairy looking. Just around the same time he started trying to get into the porn industry.
 * Loony Fan: Even Britney was embarassed.
 * Ruined FOREVER: How some felt when he cut his hair and grew Perma-Stubble.
 * Self-Deprecation: His Web Redemption on Tosh.0 ended with Daniel apparently beating him to death with a baseball bat while he was under a blanket.
 * Serious Business: Britney. 'Nuff said.
 * Small Name, Big Ego: Compared to archenemy Perez Hilton, he's probably the most modest person on the planet.
 * Stupid Statement Dance Mix