Scorpion Disciple/Funny

""What does she see in Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
 * Many of Sasori and Naruto dialogues:

Sasori continued scribbling on the pieces of paper scattered on the table. "He is rich, handsome, extraordinarily gifted, comes from a prestigious family, and has a tragic past that strikes a chord in people's hearts."

"He's a cold-hearted bastard."

"Or alternatively, he has a wounded heart just waiting for that special girl whose love can heal it. A lot of people are suckers for broken birds."

"Girls are stupid, then."

"Congratulations, Naruto – you just made a sentence that is both hypocritical and sexist with only 4 words.""

""Kakashi-sensei…" began Naruto.
 * The pure mockery of The Stations Of Canon:

"He's lying," said Kakashi. "I know. What exactly would you have me do? Accusing your client based on a personal hunch is bad manners. Now if you had allowed those two ninja to attack and reveal their target, that would have been something…"

"Well fuck you too!" hissed Naruto. "If you wanted them to attack so badly, why didn't you give me some sort of sign?"."