Soul Chess (Fanfic)/Funny

"Eien Tamashi: What's the matter Lelouch you're not into young girls
 * Shinji in chapter 4 after Lelouch collapses on the floor "Learning to be a doormat Lelouch?"
 * chapter 14

Lelouch: Zip it"

"Lelouch: Eien Tamashi.
 * This also from the same chapter: "Well amen, hallelujah and pizza, she's gone."
 * Lelouch's monologue after seeing Rangiku as we know her in Bleach
 * "If Milly were here she'd be demanding size comparison. I thought to myself. Something tells me it's possible she'd lose too"
 * According to Word of God Rangiku was, at that point in time, how she is seen in Hitsugaya's backstory episode. She's somewhat younger, but still hot as hell.
 * chapter 15

Eien Tamashi: Yes Lelouch.

Lelouch: Take a note and don't forget this: If I ever find out that Isshin is intimate with Rangiku, remind me to Geass them apart if I don't plan to already do so.

Eien Tamashi: So noted."

"Eien Tamashi: Lelouch, at the rate you're going your sister's grandkids will have tombstones by the time you become captain."
 * Later that same chapter there's also this:

"Lelouch: Experiments need to be less wet...and less heavy
 * In chapter 16 when a freshly created Nemu falls out of the tank she was growing in, into Lelouch's arms we get this gem:

Eien Tamashi: Lelouch that's rude!"

"Mayuri: It is…alive!
 * Also doubles as a Shout-Out to Code Geass the Abridged Series
 * And earlier in that chapter there's this:

Lelouch (thinking): Could that be any more cliché?

Eien Tamashi: He certainly exemplifies the definition of a mad scientist.

Lelouch: Thank you Captain Obvious."

"Rangiku: "You know you should think about getting a girlfriend."
 * Same chapter:

Lelouch: "Yes because I love the idea of my wallet constantly being empty and being forced to change my decisions just because someone else has a problem with it.""

"Eien Tamashi: Need a second opinion?
 * Lelouch's Zanpakuto spirit  reaction to him suggesting Screw Yourself after she flatly says You Need to Get Laid (since Zanpakuto spirit are technically a part of a soul reaper.)
 * "I'm a part of you…you jackass!" She then slaps him.
 * Right after Lelouch's nightmare about being a Hollow and wants to know what it's about:

Lelouch: Yes I do. Do I want your opinion? No.

Eien Tamashi: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Lelouch: I had a really bad dream, not like my reoccurring nightmare, so I'm not in the best of moods. Pardon me if I'm short with you.

Eien Tamashi: Oh well, excuse me your highness."

"Lelouch: Why are you laughing? You know that already!
 * Rangiku laughs when she finds out Lelouch is a virgin. Eien Tamashi  begins cackling herself despite the fact that she knows that already, much to Lelouch's chagrin

Eien Tamashi: I...don't...care!"

"Lelouch (narrating): I needed to gloat, my ego demanded it.
 * In chapter 18, Eien Tamashi acts as Yuna's echo just to annoy Lelouch
 * Chapter 23

Eien Tamashi: Your ego needs to be kept in check.

Lelouch (to her): Quiet!"

"Eien Tamashi: "We haven't done training in a while. I'm bored.""
 * Chapter 26 Depsite the fact that Lelouch, and the reader, are quite excited about the prospect of Lelouch finding Rukia while Hisana is still alive, Eien Tamashi couldn't care less

"Ichigo: Who are you and what have you done with -sensei?"
 * In chapter 27 Mayuri forgets he's lost four not three deputy department heads. Lelouch and Nemu kindly remind him of this
 * Ichigo and his nakama randomly guessing why, is absent. Ichigo asks Keigo if he's high when Keigo suggests that   is a Yakuza. Orihime almost correctly guesses what   is and Ichigo says that it's actually better than Keigo's thoery.
 * In chapter 38  the normally callous and ruthless   acting bubbly and excited because   if four members of Ichigo's class got in the top 25 of the freshman class
 * Lampshaded by Ichigo

"Rita: I wonder what I should have to eat first chance I get to eat the Soul Society cuisine. I'm sort of feeling like Ramen, but maybe I should have sushi. Sushi always tastes better. No, wait maybe some fresh fish. I haven't had fish in a while."
 * Ichigo and company all learn a very important lesson in chapter 62: Never let Kukaku drive
 * Just about every thing with Yammy who's been turned into a expy of Nappa from DBZ abridged
 * Chapter 68 is infamous for but a bit before that was
 * The Chapter 72 omake. THAT is all.
 * The omakes for chapters 82 and 83 also. Just...yeah.
 * The 100th omake chapter celebration in all of its glory lol
 * Ryuken giving Uryu a condom to keep in his wallet.
 * For the love of peace the condom is quincy themed and Ryuken makes them!
 * Phoebe attacking Rita and believing that she has her on the ropes cause all Rita is doing is blocking and Rita is wondering in her head what she should have for dinner and the moment she comes out of it, combos Phoebe without even trying
 * Phoebe attacking Rita and believing that she has her on the ropes cause all Rita is doing is blocking and Rita is wondering in her head what she should have for dinner and the moment she comes out of it, combos Phoebe without even trying


 * and a little bit later we get "Bored now, kicking your ass". Who is she? Goku from Dragon Ball Abridged?
 * Ichigo in Slient Hell had its moments.