Shoot'Em Up (film)/YMMV

"Hertz: (deadpan) Fuck me sideways."
 * Crosses the Line Twice: Something that Roger Ebert liked about the movie.
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome: The entire film seems to be an attempt to consist of nothing but attempts at this. Almost any scene could be the climax of a slightly more rational movie.
 * I go with either
 * I vote for the spanking scene.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: Quite a few in the movie. This troper's personal favorite is when Smith conks one of the mooks by shooting the back of a filing cabinet and smashes it into his head. Even Oliver seems to find it amusing.
 * Also, Hertz' failed baby-snipe attempt.


 * "FUCK U"
 * Followed by Hertz's response: "FUCK U TOO"
 * Crowning Music of Awesome: "THE ACE OF SPADES!! THE ACE OF SPAAAADES!!"
 * And don't forget the joker.
 * God bless Motorhead.
 * Nirvana's "Breed" in the first gunfight scene sets the tone of the rest of the movie. And "Joker and the Thief" shortly after.
 * Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart" over the final scene. And never stop.
 * ACDC's "If You Want Blood (You've Got It)" for the skydiving scene.
 * Fetish Fuel: Apparently the actress spanked by Clive Owen in the museum was quite looking forward to the experience.
 * And Monica freaking Bellucci as a lactating hooker. Hoo boy.
 * Memetic Mutation: The sex scene is by far the most well-known scene in the movie. Many viewers who watch the scene on video hosting sites have no idea what movie it's from. They just know that it's an absurd[ly awesome] sex scene with Monica Bellucci in it.
 * MST3K Mantra: If you value your cranium, just turn off your brain and enjoy. Seriously.
 * Squick: When Hertz.
 * Which then causes him to realize that
 * The director laughingly said he hoped that scene won "Best Romantic Moment" at the MTV Movie Awards.
 * Also, when DQ gets the Marilyn Manson wannabe to cooperate with her by
 * The fight after the torture scene is made by this trope.