Joan of Arcadia/Funny

"Joan: Haha, very funny!
 * One time Joan's phone rings with stirring, inspirational music, like what would announce the arrival of a king...she looks at the caller ID and it clearly says "GOD."

God: I thought so."

"Joan: If you're God, let's see a miracle.
 * Before Joan believes she's actually talking to God, she's skeptical.

God: Okay...how about that?

Joan: ...that's a tree.

God: Let's see you make one."

"Luke: What you do is you shoot these photons at this piece of paper-
 * From the pilot:

Joan: There's a pervert in the yard!

Luke: -and a pervert appears in the yard!"