Memoirs of a Geisha/Funny

"Nobu: I believe we've killed him. And if you ask me, he deserved it.
 * Chiyo's training montage.
 * Chiyo giving a man on a bike the 'geisha look' which sends him crashing into a cart.
 * In the book, during Sayuri and Nobu's first meeting with the Minister (Whom Nobu strongly dislikes), the Minister becomes extremely drunk and faceplants into the snow outside the teahouse they're in:

Sayuri: Is this how you act toward your honored guests? You must take him out onto the street and walk him around a bit to wake him up. The cold will do him good.

Nobu: He's lying in the snow. Isn't that cold enough?"