Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass/Quotes

""I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!""

- Textbook example Ditz Michael J. Caboose, seconds before wiping out an entire army

""Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. I mean it.""

- David Sumner (Dustin Hoffman), Straw Dogs

""I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style.""

- Shego, Kim Possible

"Sora: How'd a wimp like you get into Organization XIII? I bet you can't even fight.

Donald: Yeah, but we can!

Demyx: You shouldn't judge anyone by appearance.

...

Demyx: Oh, we do too have hearts! Don't be mad...

Donald: You can't trick us!

Demyx: Silence, traitor."

- Kingdom Hearts II

"Doctor Light: What is your primary mission?

Megaman: To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily.

Doctor Light: Good. And your secondary mission?

Megaman: To be an idiot.

Beat

Doctor Light: Close enough. Let's get you a blaster."

- Bob and George inadvertently justifying it

"Prince Ashitaka: Give back the head.

Jigo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it!

Prince Ashitaka: Don't make me kill you.

Jigo: Oh, you make it sound so easy."

- Princess Mononoke

"Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person!"

- Sakura, Naruto

""You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic.""

- Bertie Wooster, The Ordeal of Young Tuppy

"How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend."

- Tyrion, about his squire Podrick Payne, A Storm of Swords

""Man,give that kid a ball and suddendly he is a hero!""

- Numbuh 5 about Numbuh 4,after he saved them from a deadly dodgeball game