Not Making This Up Disclaimer/Quotes

""I am not making this up.""

- Dave Barry, on damn near everything he writes (sometimes, even when he is).

""Driven to madness by the incessant basketball-dribbling of a bunch of young African-American fellows, Slim has decided to destroy the public court on which their noisy pastime is played by simulating a meteor strike. Dear God, I wish I had made up a single word of that previous sentence.""

- Josh Fruhlinger of The Comics Curmudgeon, on Gasoline Alley

""So now I'm just gonna show you how the fight ends, and I promise you ahead of time, I didn't edit this, I didn't add any special effects, I did nothing to this footage. People were actually paid to create this. This aired on national television. This was sold in stores.""

- Spoony on the final fight scene from Highlander the Source