Death Note the Abridged Series (Team Dattebayo)/Funny

"Light: Ryuk, what the hell?!
 * After Ryuk's presence has been acknowledged by several people:

Ryuk: Nobody ever talks to me, so I naturally assumed..."

"Ryuk: Is he still talking?
 * Light explains how he is going to hide the Death Note

Light: explains further

Ryuk: I'm sure it will become important for later episodes."

"Raye: We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches...
 * The Take That to 4Kids! Entertainment:

Light: GET ON THE TRAIN!!!"

"Matsuda: Why are you using so much sugar?
 * The running gags on L's quirky habits:

L: I have diabetes.

Matsuda: Then maybe you shouldn't use that much sugar...

L: Excuse me, WHICH one of us has diabetes?!"

"Light: Why are you sitting like that?
 * and:

L: I have scoliosis.

Light: Then maybe you shouldn't sit like that.

L: Please don't tell me how to live my life."

"Matsuda: Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now."
 * Light is invited to taskforce headquarters:

"L: * The Scream* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
 * "We're out of cake."

"Souichiro: You're Kira? How dare you dishonor our family like this. You are so grounded, mister!"
 * Light admits that he "could" be Kira:

"Light: Ryuuzaki! You've got to let me out of here!
 * Confinement:

L: You've only been in there for twenty-five minutes."

"L: Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys?"
 * and:

"Misa: Wait, you like this don't you! My boyfriend is GAY!"
 * Light and L are chained together:

"Sayu: Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...and eat it!
 * Ryuk's Spaceland T-shirt.
 * After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner

Light: SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!"

"L: *sigh* Last night.
 * In episode 14, before and during the chain fist fight:

Light: What was that?

L: Oh, yeah. Just pretend you don't know!

Light: Y-you see, this is the problem! You don't open up for me.

L: Everytime I do open up for you, you hurt me."

"Light: I'm sick of this emo attitude of yours! Why don't you just go cry to your parents!? OH, WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS, DO YOU!?"
 * After Light punches L across the room, we have this little gem:

"Watari: (offscreen) L! I got you all the Fruits Basket episodes on VHS, like you begged me for.
 * It might be even funnier, if you know that in the real series, L is an orphan.
 * From the Christmas Comment Special:

L: Aw, fuck yeah!

Light: *singsong* Gayyyyy...

L: Oh, I'm gay? Why don't you try spelling your last name backwards?

Light: Hmm... "Yagami". I'm... a... ga- (beat) Oh, you son of of bitch!"