The Culture/Use of Weapons

A science-fiction novel of The Culture by Iain M Banks, it focuses on Special Circumstances and their extensive use of the Omniscient Morality License via the character of mercenary-extraordinaire Cheradenine Zakalwe, a man from outside of the Culture, but who does their dirty work.

This is actually the first novel Iain Banks wrote, although it was published much later. Many consider it his masterpiece.

This Book Has Examples Of:
""Micro Armaments System, Rifle. It's... oh, look, Zakalwe; it has ten separate weapon systems, not including the semi-sentient guard facility, the reactive shield components, the IFF-set quick-reaction swing-packs or the AG unit, and before you ask, the controls are all on the wrong side because that's the left-hand bias version, and the balance -- like the weight and the independently variable inertia -- are fully adjustable. It also takes about half a year's training just to learn how to use it safely, let alone competently, so you can't have one.""
 * Anachronic Order: It tells one story going forward with alternating chapters going in the opposite direction to provide flashbacks to Zakalwe's past. This is so confusing with respect to the first and last chapters, that fans disagree on whether they detail past or future events. One online reviewer jokingly referenced the novel as The Melancholy of Cheradenine Zakalwe.
 * Arc Words: The Chairmaker and the Chair
 * The Atoner: Zakalwe tries and fails to be one of these.
 * Badass Bookworm: Sma is a poet and patron-of-the-arts as well as an extremely competent Special Circumstances operative.
 * Bait the Dog: For a lot of the book, it's easy to think of Zakalwe as a really cool and Badass secret agent and to think that his handlers from the Culture are off-base when they refer to him as a dangerous psycho. Certain events in his past change that impression.
 * Becoming the Mask:
 * Beware the Nice Ones: This is the Culture's hat throughout the series, but there's a rather good quote about it in this book (posted on the Quotes Wiki)
 * Cain and Abel: Cheradenine and Elethiomel Zakalwe are an interesting take on this, as the flashbacks present Cheradenine as something of the Cain, being a jerk to his adopted brother Elethiomel.
 * Combat Pragmatist: Done on both a strategic and tactical level by Zakalwe and Elethiomel, especially in the flashbacks . It's not called Use Of Weapons just because of the guns.
 * Continuity Nod: Before setting out to recover Zakalwe, Sma tells Skaffen-Amtiskaw to "send a stalling letter to that Petrain guy." The novella State Of The Art is introduced as a later communication from Sma to Petrain recounting her time on Earth.
 * Dark and Troubled Past: Oh, God.
 * Deadpan Snarker: Skaffen-Amtiskaw, more than most Drones, even.
 * Dead Little Sister: Brutally subverted.
 * Driven to Suicide: The
 * Exposition of Immortality: Zakalwe, in pillow talk with Shias Engin, tells her he's 220, 110 or 30. He was born 220 years ago, he's lived for 110 of them and he's physically about 30.
 * Fight Fur Your Right to Party: Sma attends a costume party/orgy dressed in a furry-suit modeled on the form taken by a ship's Avatar.
 * Genius Bruiser: Zakalwe doesn't look particularly burly, but he definitely fits the trope. He's an insanely competent (and insane) soldier, but he's also clearly a genius. Despite coming from outside The Culture, he figured out how to copy several Culture technologies, and can out-think Special Circumstances.
 * The Handler: Diziet Sma.
 * History Repeats: Zakalwe is painfully aware that he has a bad habit of repeatedly making the same mistake of over-entrenching in an unwinnable situation and then not withdrawing when he should. He is otherwise depicted as a brilliant military mind, capable of turning the tide in a war despite overwhelming odds.
 * Heroic Comedic Sociopath: Zakalwe himself as well as Sma's drone companion Skaffen-Amtiskaw. Though both of them also qualify for the Sociopathic Hero. Skaffen-Amtiskaw's earlier actions during Sma's career definitely, though it seems to have grown older and calmer.
 * It Works Better with Bullets: A king wakes up with an assassin in his bedroom. While he's being taunted, the king pulls a gun and tries to fire. The assassin off handedly shows him the bullets and says "It works better with these."
 * Losing Your Head: Special Circumstances operative Cheradenine Zakalwe crash-lands on a primitive planet and is sacrificed by the natives through decapitation. Fortunately his colleages zoom in just in time to snatch back his head, but not before he's had a horrified moment to realise exactly what just happened. Later Zakalwe is in hospital waiting for a new body to be grown (they gave him the choice of remaining unconscious but he'd rather watch television) when the artificially-intelligent drone Skaffen-Amtiskaw (who doesn't like Zakalwe much, and has a twisted sense of humor) sends him a present. A hat.
 * Monster Clown: Zakalwe commits an assassination dressed as a jester.
 * Mr. Vice Guy: Sma has, shall we say, a healthy attitude towards sex.
 * Robotic Psychopath: Skaffen-Amtiskaw.
 * Stuffed Into the Fridge: Darckense Zakalwe.
 * Swiss Army Gun:
 * Swiss Army Gun:

- Skaffen-Amtiskaw


 * Trigger Happy: Zakalwe, hilariously so.
 * Twist Ending: The two main approaches to the ending is one story working forwards towards the events and a second story working backwards to their meaning. Keeping it a surprising twist under these circumstances is an achievement.
 * Unwitting Pawn: Zakalwe is a pawn of Special Circumstances.
 * Utopia Justifies the Means: Special Circumstances' guiding philosophy.
 * Warrior Poet: Subverted. Zakalwe would like to be one, but all his efforts at poetry are amateurish. In a particular irony the novel is bookended by the much better poetic efforts of his co-workers.
 * Weaksauce Weakness: Cheradenine Zakalwe's aversion to chairs -- although it makes a lot of sense once you find out what "the chair" was.