It's Short, So It Sucks/Quotes

""Now I don't mind so much if they only have four stage (sic) if these four are your best stages, but if this your best, you're just askin' for a PRO REVIEW Takedown, Natsume!""

- Omega Five PRO REVIEW, in a justification of this complaint.

""The trouble with being a freelance game critic is that no-one sympathizes with your problems: No one seems to care that it's proving very difficult to keep up, when by the time I've finished reviewing a game, six more have popped up like wooden ducks at a target range. No one, that is, except EA, who have been kind enough to provide Mirror's Edge, a game that I finished in a day, thus freeing up loads of time on my schedule for playing other, less horrible games.""

- Ben Yahtzee' Croshaw