Rush Hour/Funny

Rush Hour
"Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.
 * WAR!
 * You gotta love that song.

Lee: Everybody knows War. [singing] War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!

Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!

Lee: Yaw.

Carter: Y'all!

Lee: Yaw!

Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!

Lee: Yoll."


 * The part at the end with Carter and the kid "calling out the villian" is both funny and awesome.

Rush Hour 2
"Carter: No wonder you mad!"
 * In the second movie, during the spa fight, Carter yanks off the towel of a gangster, and takes a quick glance:


 * The Camp Gay (played by Jeremy Piven) who mistakes Lee and Carter for gay.

Rush Hour 3

 * Carter and Lee sing "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Roberta Flack.

General
"Chris: I'm staring Jackie Chan right in the face! ...No, you can't talk to him!""
 * "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" and it's Call Back: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!" "Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth!"
 * The bloopers, from all three movies...seriously. Go on YouTube and watch them...you will bust a gut.
 * Special mention- "Jackie always OK!"
 * Chris accidentally calling Jackie by his real name instead of his character's name. Multiple times.
 * "Damn...he ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!"
 * The last aired blooper, and thus scene, of the series: "What do you mean I'm not your brother? All the stuff we've been through together? ...Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?"
 * "Filter fish"
 * The Camp Gay going off on a kinky tangent.
 * Chris gets a call in the middle of a scene.