Gunnerkrigg Court/Haiku

A red-haired cypher, young scientist, fox demon: Our protagonists. "-- Meta Four"

New friends, psychopomps, demons, robots, trickster gods: Coolest school ever. "-- Meta Four"

Ask around the court, Everyone will agree. Boxbot: Terrible. "-- Janaro"

Chapter One begins: Robot 13, Shadow 2 Take It to the Bridge.

Two: We meet a myth Living in a labyrinth. (He has a time share.)

Three: A strange meeting. Rogat Orjak hits the roof; Annie hits her head.

Four: A timid ghost Haunts the halls of Gunnerkrigg, Not very scary.

Five: Zeta, Gamma, Enter in the science fair. Kat makes zero-G.

Six: Girls find cherries Growing in a hidden room; Memories bring tears.

Seven: On the bridge, Robot 13 acting strange; A disastrous fall.

Treatise Number One Tells us, [[Pretentious Latin Motto "Pray, read, read again, Work, and you shall find."]]

Eight: A blinker stone, Ghosts and suicide fairies. Kat to the rescue!

Nine: Questions are asked; Answers just bring more questions. Reynardine may speak.

Ten: Go, Spacemonauts! Aliens from outer space! Earth is saved! (For now...)

Eleven: We see What goes on in Zimmy's mind While she waits for rain.

Twelve: Some robots have Antennae, and they don't lie. Annie's skills amaze.

Thirteen: Kat's first crush; She likes him, and he likes her, 'Til he flies away.

Fourteen: Gods visit. Coyote has a rude nose ... Beware the spankies!

Treatise Number Two: Kat is dressed as Eglamore; Annie, as Surma.

Fifteen: Red returns. Blue will be her BFF 'Cause her hair goes up.

Sixteen: Young Annie Can face danger, because of What her mother said.

Seventeen: Parley, Medium is a Large Ham When she talks like that.

Eighteen: More robots, Secret shrine to Jeanne. [[Meaningful Echo "She died And we did nothing."]]

Nineteen: Late one night, Annie and Jack find themselves Inside Zimmy's head.

Twenty: In the woods, Visiting with Coyote, Annie pokes the Moon.

Twenty-One: A note, Blinker stone and psychopomp, Magic computer.

Twenty-Two: We learn Who's that girl in the photo. Jimmy punches jerk.

Treatise Number Three: Annie has Coyote's eye. Kat's mind on machines.

Break Time: "City Face" Fairy must teach bird to dance, Or the world will end!

Twenty-Three: Action! We travel to Ganymede! (Then to Parley's bed.)

Twenty-Four: Camping In the misty countryside. Laser cows are cool.

Twenty-Five: "Oh no! A sad face! The saddest face!" Count of angels: one.

Twenty-Six: New tricks Taught by old dog; true faces Seen in the ether.

Twenty-Seven: Jack Asks Annie where Zimmy is; Reynardine is trapped. "-- Eddurd"

Alas! Kat can't sleep. She'll do work to pass the time. Then drools on the desk. "-- Nat The Writer"

Twenty-Eight: Who's who? Zimmingham full of spiders Zimmy saves tired Jack "-- Forthur"

Twenty-Nine: Kat finds An abandoned baby bird It's very ugly. "-- Pencilsoot"

Thirty: Vengeful ghost Forces Parley to confront What is in her heart.

Thirty-One: Annie Has her mother's fire [[Literal Metaphor (in the Most literal sense).]]

Treatise Number Four: Girls separate, yet are bound; Jeanne's heart is wounded.

Now: City Face 2! Birds eat bagels, and become Human businessmen!

Thirty-two: New year; Girls fight, then are friends again (Once Annie showers).

Thirty-three: Angel Gives life to the Court robots; Takes it back, as well.

Thirty-four: Night out ... Jack and Annie aren't in love; Will and Janet, yes.

Thirty-five: Training, Parley cuts Robot with tooth; Shadow is 3-D.

Thirty-six: In class, Brains and bodies disconnect; Red now has a name.

Thirty-seven: Dad Rendezvoused with Microsat Five, then flew away.

"-- Eddurd"