Rollo T/Quotes

"Well lookie here, we should steal his chickens! --Rollo T as Eli"

"You say "white power" one time and suddenly everybody thinks you're racist! --Rollo T on racism"

"How did you charm me you fucking cunt?! --Rollo T"

"Lord Kat, you have a massive penis. Now guys, don't take that out of conte-- 	--Rollo T"

"BE MY FUCKING PET YOU FUCKING CHICKEN. GET IN MY POKEBALL 	--Rollo T"

"How do I heal my CHICKEN?! 	--Rollo T"

"Governor Rollo T! 	--Rollo T planing on becoming the governor of Pennsylvania"

"Fuck staples! 	 	--Rollo T on his"

"Arc Light is like the Final Fantasy heroine I'd always want to have sex with. 	--Rollo T"

"My name is Gandhi and I have a BIG GAY ELEPHANT! 	--Rollo T"

"I want to have sex with your babies! 	--Rollo T"

"I have to set aside money to give to TNA to get their Shit-tastic video game! 	 	--Rollo T"

"If you can't beat them...BURN EVERYONE! 	--Rollo T"

"I'm gonna be plankton! --Rollo T"

"Any dick that I can't immediately reach out and devour I don't wanna see. 	--Rollo T"

"Everything Burns! 	--Rollo T when playing Left 4 Dead 2 with Lordkat"

"THERE'S BLOOD AND CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! 	--Rollo T"

"Threw my chapstick in anger 'cuz it's all I got near me! 	--Rollo T on 2010-12-19"

"No homo, but I would bang the shit out of Liam Neeson! 	--Rollo T on 2010-12-19"

"I want to fuck the hate out of bigfazeek! 	--Rollo T"

"I'm not worried about the herpes from Lindsey Lohan! 	--Rollo T"

"Chris Benoit killed his son in the Crippler Crossface! --Rollo T"

"Why is there a Hole in the Stairs! --Rollo T when he first played Lordkat's Mind Fuck map on TF2"

"I will stab you in the dick! 	--Rollo T"

"Fucking 7 and 9! You couldn't even win half of your games! 	--Rollo T on the Seattle Seahawks"

"They shouldn't be given those hats! They should give those hats to Nicaraguan children, thats what you do with the loser hats! 	--Rollo T on the Seahawks still"

"I'm'a drive at you with a rocket ship full of crazy. Skronk. :[ --Rollo T as Depressed Ultimate Warrior"

"Climb on my FUCKING SOUP CAN! 	--Rollo T at a stink bug"

"Liam how did you get your claws stuck in your tail? How the fuck did you do that? 	--Rollo T"

"Well he doesn't respond to Liam. HEY BOMAR CAT! Ah he doesn't respond to that either 	--Rollo T"

"EMNEMNEMNEMNEMNEM! 	--Rollo T as his mother after her stroke"

"Other than kidnapping, rape, or murder, what could be worse than finding shit in your cereal? 	 	--Rollo T"

"Did someone shit in my Fruity Pebbles too?! 	 	--Rollo T"

"HNNNNNNNNNNN! Fuck this game! 	 	--Rollo T"

"Fuck you Squall! 	--Rollo T"

"During Superbowl 45 Commentary, Rollo T is hopelessly behind on his TV."

"Sonik Gav: "Touchdown!"

2 seconds later

Nik: "Touchdown!"

2 seconds later

Lord Kat: "Touchdown!"

5 seconds later

Rollo T: "....snap!!""

"Everything sucks so I picked the stupidest thing. 	--Rollo T on 2011-02-08 about his FFXI character selection"

"This is Darwin's cruelest joke! 	--Rollo T on 2011-02-08 about the Tarutaru race in FFXI"

"Lord Kat I built my ship backwards... I am dumb. 	--Rollo T"

"GET ON MY FU... 	--Rollo T when his connection dropped."

"OH GOD THERE IN MY A... 	--Rollo T he was being raped by an undead group of Liam Neesons."

"I ACTUALLY THINK GRAPES ARE OVERRA... 	 	--Rollo T he was being raped by an undead group of Liam Neesons."

"Is there a class with a huge cock so I can use it to rape you? 	 	--Rollo T, pissed at Turret Face"

"I'M GONNA TEETH COCKSLAP YOU! 	 	--Rollo T, still pissed at Turret Face"

"AAAUUUUGGGHHHH SOMEONE NAMED THEIR GUN "TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTAT". 	 	--Rollo T, being trolled on the Team Fortress 2 server"

"ARCLIGHT! ARCLIGHT! CAN YOU MAIL ME MCNUGGETS?! 	-- Rollo T, wanting British mcnuggets."

"I'm used to dealing with 16 yr old girls ..... but their parents are always there. 	-- Rollo T sounding like a offender."

"I don't care how many seven year olds I have to molest, I want my cookies! Don't quote that. 	-- Rollo T"

"JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST. 	” 	-- Rollo T raging at the assassin in Monday Night Combat"

"Oh you fucking whore, I will RAPE and EAT YOUR CHILDREN. Oh I won, good job me. -- Rollo T playing Monday Night Combat"

""I SHIT MY PANTS! I WILL FUCKING CHOKE YOU!" -- Rollo T, as Stone Cold Steve Austin in the first episode of Tough Enough 	”"