Left 2 Die 4 ever

A Fanfic of the Left 4 Dead series, it follows the story of the hero Bob, a sandwich man, and the original cast in the sequel. They series is written in a fashion similar to the writer's other fic Beta Threat and takes cues from other trollfics such as Full Life Consequences and Doom: Repercussions of Evil.

Read it here. Also has a illustrated Dramatic Reading

""!" yelled Bob. "NOMOREGUNSBULLETS!" So he threw the gunz and they eksploded because guns have gunpowder in them and they killed a hundred more zombies."
 * BFG: The Prototip weapon. A nuclear bomb launcher that can fire radiation and is somehow capable of giving zombies a combination of cancer, AIDS, and fire.
 * Cluster F-Bomb
 * Crazy Awesome: Quite a few, notably the part where Bob does eats pills to make himself supersmart and then fills a car with molotovs so he could go several hundreds miles per hour.
 * Guns Do Not Work That Way:

""You are not left 4 dead. You are left 2 die 4 ever! SO YOU CANNOT LIVe!""
 * Hopeless with Tech: Bob is so terrible with cars, he has to eat special pills and boost his IQ to 9999 just to realize that Molotov Cocktails are filled the same gasoline that goes inside cars.
 * Rocket Jump
 * Rouge Angles of Satin
 * Say It with Hearts: Bob is capable of pronouncing "!".
 * Shout-Out: A mysterious government man in a suit that seems to know something about this mysterious crisis? Who shows up at the end of the story to take the heroes away? Hmm...
 * Title Drop: Both at the beginning and at the end


 * Troll Fic
 * Zombie Apocalypse: A rather intersting example.