TimeSplitters (series)/Quotes

"Shoot anything with teeth bigger than its face!"

- Random soldier

""Ah, yes. I can only assume you refer to your Dahr-ling Kitten Celeste. I'm afraid she's a little... tied-up at the moment, but I have a feeling we'll be running... into-her... shortly...""

- Archie G. Khallos, refering to Harry Tipper's lover, who is tied to a railway track

""TIIIII-III-IIIME TO-O-O SPAH-LIII-IIIT!""

- Sgt. Cortez

""...I'll take the next one.""

- Amy Chen, after hearing the above quote

""They made you do WHAT?!... LIKE A MONKEY?! Those BOUNDERS!""

- Captain Ash, listening to his lady-friend's account of being imprisoned.

""Weird... It turned up all empty, with no-one on board."

"It's just like the Mary Celeste..."

"Mary who?"

"The only Mary I know is in Boiler Maintenance. Come to think of it, she's a bit of an old boiler herself."

"Did he used to date her?"

"Ah, shut-up...""

- Conversation between three guards when Cortez hijacks a submarine, and hides.

""I heard gunshots!"

"Ah, you stupid idiot. We're at the bottom of the ocean, nobody can get down here."

"I know what I heard!"

"Ah, you've been eating that pipe fungus again. I told you to stop it, it makes you paranoid!""

- Two guards, while Cortez is spying on them