Lightning Bruiser/Quotes

""He's getting huge. That means he'll only be stronger. That means he won't be as fas-OH GOD HE'S STILL AS FAST!""

- Goku, Team Four Star's Dragonball Z Abridged

"But Alaric, for all his size and the weight of his armour, was a Space Marine, his body enhanced to be quick as well as strong."

- Dark Adeptus

"Lord Ebondrake was a huge reptilian creature.... His long, sinuous body and enormous wings moved with a speed and grace alien to his size."

- Hammer of Daemons

"Speed is...weight. Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

- Admiral Kizaru, One Piece

"The Infernal Monster shouldn't be fast enough to strike as it does. Nothing that strong should be so fast. It's just not fair."

- description of Shock and Awe Slam, Exalted

"Brock Lesnar is a human cheat-code. He is 300 pounds of muscle and judging by the way he darts around, I don't think mass and inertia were properly explained to him."

- Seanbaby, The Five Greatest Revenge Matches in MMA History

"For such a big guy, Pindar is pretty light on his feet. I know I certainly wouldn't want to be in a fight with a robot who can punch holes through my chest and jump all the way across a room like that."

- Jon Kilgannon, The Rant for this page

""Big but slow... small but fast... There's millions of those. Someone so big and fast like Murasakibara, i've never seen that before.""

- Aomine, Kuroko No Basket