Better Than It Sounds/Film V


 * : A group of military officers attempt to assassinate the head of state and seize power in a military coup so they can make a deal with their country's enemies.
 *  : Cowboys and dinosaurs. That's pretty much it.
 *  : Batman/Patrick Bateman writes a newspaper story on King Henry VIII pretending to be David Bowie who had sex with Obi-Wan Kenobi and faked his own death. Later, Obi-Wan and Batman/Patrick have gay sex on a roof. A preteen female fanfic writer's wet dream.
 * If said preteen owns the entire David Bowie, Roxy Music, Cockney Rebel, and Slade back catalogs, sure. Otherwise it's a movie that panders to people who adore Oscar Wilde and/or glam rock. Features Eddie Izzard as a Carnaby Street suit-wearing Jerkass.
 *  : He's a cop... who's scared of heights.
 * : A exploitation TV station producer discovers an S&M television program that alters the viewer's perceptions by giving them brain tumors. And might or might not have put a vagina in his stomach.
 * : A group of historical re-creationists terrify their children with rubber costumes and forbid them from wearing red.
 * A man celebrates Bonfire Night with very strong fireworks.