Chronicle/Funny

"Steve: (after moving a woman's car) Yes, it was the black guy this time.
 * The guys' various acts of telekinetic abuse at the mall.

Telekinetically animated teddy bear: (to surprised little kid) What'chu lookin' at girl?! Stay in school!"

""Hey, Matt? What did Jung say about glowsticks?""
 * During the first flying scene: "Hey, what's that noise?"
 * Before that: "Engage hyperspeed!" "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?"
 * "HE'S A NINJA!"
 * During the rave early in the film, Matt attempts to get philosophical to attract Casey's attention. Andrew's response:

"Matt: Goddamnit!"
 * The first two times Matt tries to fly, he leaps into the air...and lands flat on his face.


 * And then Andrew gets it on his first go, and Matt tries again... And fails once again, much to the floating Steven & Andrew's amusement.