The Dead Rise to Advertise/Quotes

"Hi! This is Elvis. I know I'm dead but this offer was so good I had to come back to tell you about it."

"So I'm watching TV today, and all I keep seeing is dead celebrities hawking products! You've got poor old Vincent Price floating around in a toilet keg telling me about the horrors of an unfresh bowl! And I hardly think Winston Churchill would eat at a place called "Der Wienerschnitzel"!"

- Krusty the Clown