Just a Stupid Accent/Quotes

"Man: "I 'ate your paintings!

Woman: You ate mah paintings!?

Man: No, I hhhate zem! Why do we 'ave to talk fucking English?""

- Dylan Moran poking fun at the French.

"Coach Z: Oh, now this is just adorable. Homestar Runner's sweatshirt float.

Marzipan: (referring to the noticeable space in the float's wording) Looks more like a "swee-atshirt" float to me.

Coach Z: You say tomater, I zader madermorts."

- Homestar Runner

"King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?

French Soldier: Of course not! You're English types.

King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrrrageous accent, you silly king?"

- Monty Python and The Holy Grail