Two Stupid Dogs/Funny

"Time to do the splits!"
 * Super Secret Squirrel + Hollywood Voodoo

"Girl scout: Yeah, yeah! Just open the door this time!
 * "Cookies, Ookies, Blookies":
 * "Fudgey scout cookies!"

Big Dog: Open the door! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!"

"Little Dog: Which one? Which one?
 * Little Dog is on fire. Big Dog tells him to "stop, drop, and roll", but it's not working. So Big Dog tries to put the fire out with a broom, but the fire burned it and only made it bigger. Then he used a carpet, only made the fire even bigger. Little Dog screams in pain until Big Dog sprays water on him.
 * Little Dog tries to open the door by nailing a woodsaw onto it.
 * "At the Drive-in":
 * The dancing snacks. The soda and the popcorn eat the hotdog after covering himself with mustard and chili.
 * "Well, we have Poopoo Nuggets, Diddlers, Wagger-Baggers, and Corny Pue Clusters."
 * "Stunt Dogs":
 * Trying to find the right door.

Big Dog: Which... one?

Little Dog: One? Are you sure?

Big Dog: No.

Little Dog: Okay!"

"Little Dog: I thought Lincoln was shot."
 * "Now wasn't that cute? BUT IT'S--" "Food!"
 * When Hollywood teaches the kindergarten and dresses as Abraham Lincoln and ends up being stabbed.


 * "I want the toilet seat!"
 * Seven words: "I know a shortcut! Shortcut's this way!"
 * And four words that went with it: "Am I HOOOOOOOOME yet?"
 * "Why are we mowing Astro-Turf?"
 * "Isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WROOOOONG!!!