Moon Logic Puzzle/Quotes

"Gabriel Knight must disguise himself as a man called Moseley in order to fool a French moped rental clerk into renting him the shop's only motorcycle. In order to construct the costume, Gabriel Knight must manufacture a fake moustache. Utilizing the style of logic adventure game creators share with morons, Knight must do this even though Moseley does not have a moustache."

- Death of Adventure Games

"So yeah, the only way to ditch the Harpies is with a harp. I'd call that obtuse, but in the realm of Sierra logic, a solution that's a play on words is actually pretty transparent."

- Sky Render's Let's Play of King's Quest V

""But after a certain point you have so many elements that the combinations that actually do anything are so rare and obtuse that all you can do is wait for the hints to come up. Fish plus knowledge equals octopus? That's not logic, that's fucking batshit on a sandwich. And I'm a little disappointed that cat plus internet doesn't equal YouTube.""

- Zero Punctuation, iPhone games review on Doodlegod

""Although this poem is about eating a face, it is still referring to the keypad next to the door, which, as you might have noticed, doesn't look a god damned thing like a face.""

- Colin Lee's Silent Hill 3 FAQ

""As we continue work on the jobs, it's time to find the last of the mysterious tomes. However, their true purpose isn't quite so evident at first... and requires knowledge of how to read Japanese... Great fun! Thank gods for GameFAQs...""

- Roahm Mythril, Let's Play Megaman Battle Network 3 - Post Game Part 3

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