Congo/Funny

"Richard: So, what's your name again?
 * Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his.
 * Richard's conversation with an African porter.

Claude: Claude.

Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?

Claude: Mombasa.

Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.

Claude: Have you ever been to Mombasa?

Richard: Um, no.

Claude: Then what do you know about it?

Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.

Richard: I wanna go home!"

"Richard: This is pure Kafka...
 * The detention scene.

Interrogator: WHO IS KAFKA?? TELL ME!!!"

"Captain Wanta: Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer) HAVE SOME!
 * Delroy Lindo's One Scene. ALL OF IT.

Captain Wanta: (two bundles of hundred-dollar bills - twenty grand - are placed before him. Beat ) More. (Three more bundles)

Captain Wanta: Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. ( Beat ) STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

Captain Wanta: (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking!"

"Amy: Ugly. Woman.
 * Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's sitting across from them.

Peter: Yes, yes. Very ugly woman."


 * Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.