Go Get a Roomie/WMG

Roomie is an actual lesbian pirate from outer space
The hints at Roomie being an actual alien are just too blatant for it not to be true.

Roomie and Lilian are Fairies
Fairies in the "Roomieverse" look exactly like humans in every way but have magical powers. Roomies magical power is being near irresistible to humans, but her powers don't work on other fairies.