Tangled Up in Blues/YMMV

""Hey!" called Short, reading a warning label, "It says don't anchor to the main post while expanding the guidelines or you could fall through the seam!"
 * Funny Moments: This fragment, thanks to the deadpan delivery.

"What? I can't hear you! I'm anchoring to the main post while expanding the guideline!" I called back as I fell through the seam."


 * The Woobie: Blues. So badly.