Profound Moments in Left 4 Dead 2/Funny

"Archaon: Oh my god, it's Jimmy Gibbs Jnr! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
 * Puppysky's guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse: either be fat or be one of the guys that survives because he has no friends (gets incapped by a witch) OH FUCK!
 * This never fails to make this troper laugh.

"Djy1990: The fuck was that?! What the fuck was that?!"
 * Djy1990 being run off the building by a charger that dies at the same time he does.

"Bro: OH GOD IT'S A TANK! MAYBE IT'LL IGNORE US IF WE SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LOVELY DINNER!
 * Going from memory here, but Episode 10 has a brilliant anti-tank tactic by Bro.


 * Cut to Djy and Bro sat at a nearby table as the screen shakes violently*

Djy: Don't make eye contact!"

"Aovnick: AAHHHH, WHY IS IT SO LOUD?!"
 * During the Dark Carnival finale, Tic Tac fires a grenade into a huge stack of fireworks, causing a brilliant light and sound show

"Bro.: What's the weight limit on this thing?
 * The next time they did it, David jumped in and it sapped his incap health in 4 seconds
 * This one manages to do quite nicely.

Mastermind: IT'S FIVE HUNDRED BLACK, GET IN."

"Djy: Oh my god, is DEAD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
 * Another one

Mastermind: Whas goin IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...

Bro: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...


 * Everyone stops to stare at Archaon walking in, who's been absent for the last two seasons up to this point.*

Archaon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...


 * Everyone else continues screaming as the screen is clouded with text.*"

"Your horrible singing attracted the horrible zombies!"
 * Made funnier by the fact that he's playing Coach and Bro is standing right next to him.
 * Made even more funnier by the fact AOVNICK is the only one that isn't screaming during the moment.
 * During the continued screaming Djy starts randomly unloading his gun on Coach.
 * An oddly amusing one

"David: Just go, just ignore every sou- all the sounds- song- sounds- sounds (blows on mic)
 * The entire song singing part in season 2.

Puppy Sky: (singing) Let's groove tonight/share the space-shsh-FUCK!"


 * PRO GUN EXPERT
 * At the end of episode 2, when Djy's teammates keep him from getting in the safe room. Aovnick, who is also locked out, hits a shopping cart with an axe, causing it to hit Archaon and incapping him.

"Aovnick: HEY DAVID! I can't really land there right now because theres a bunch zombies and CABLES. Also even if I could land PUPPY'S TOO FAT! So why don't you go over to the hospital and get him some lipo-o-ssssuction. Okay by now there DAVID."
 * Do you know the sound a bird makes? A-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI
 * Bro thinks he only has a pistol and gets swarmed by the horde. Falling down, it's pointed out that he had a molotov the whole time
 * Aovnick's surprise appearance in Profound Moments In Left 4 Dead 2 19 probably counts

"PuppySky: I'm black and white!
 * Puppyskys repeated screaming in episode 16.
 * made even better that there is a warning before each one.
 * "Hi, my name is [name],hurrrrrr." Especially with the ridiculous face that always accompanies it.
 * In the No Mercy finale:

djy1991: (begins shooting at him) Not anymore you're not!

PuppySky: No! (he dies)

djy1991: Oh shit, that actually killed you.

PsychoDuck: What did you expect?

djy1991: (laughing) I didn't know...!

PsychoDuck: "I was only shooting at him, Officer, I didn't think he would die!""

"djy1991: Oooooooohhhh Jeeeeeessuuuuusss Chriiiiiiiiisssttt!"
 * In one episode, David is attacked by a Charger. We see the attack in slow motion, with David having an Oh Crap moment.


 * Let's face it, if you didn't nearly blow out a lung laughing at least once every episode, you were watching the wrong show.