I Want Grandkids/Quotes

"Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with subtlety to stop doing it in the ass or pulling out or whatever the hell they're doing to rob me of my babies."

- Joyce's Mother, Joyce And Walkie