Ninja/Quotes

"...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the bushido box, and therefore got a reputation for deception and trickery; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to The Beverly Hillbillies and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of The Beverly Hillbillies movie probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been dull."

- Dr. Freex of the Bad Movie Report, in the intro to his review of the Godfrey Ho Ninja Movie Ninja Phantom Heroes

"GHADDAMN NINJUHS"

- Helloween4545's Catch Phrase

"Jenkins: Did you hear that?

Woman: No.

Jenkins: Because it's a ninja. Run."

- Atomic Robo