Halo Combat Deformed/Characters

UNSC characters
"Master Chief" (John-117) ""This one is machine and nerve, and has a mind more stupid...""


 * Adult Child
 * Authority Equals Asskicking: And how.
 * Badass
 * Berserk Button: He has many.
 * Born Lucky: When his skillz fail him, this is what keeps him alive.
 * Bunny Ears Lawyer: Trying to hold a conversation with the Master Chief under more peaceful circumstances will most likely result in him getting angry for any number of reasons. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Take up a weapon and fight beside him, on the other hand, and he will clear the way.
 * Child Soldier
 * Cloudcuckoolander: People say he's a hero. No one ever said he was sane.
 * Combat Pragmatist: Complete with Groin Attack.
 * Cyborg
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Determinator: Lucky or not, the Chief can't be stopped—only slowed down.
 * Gosh Dang It to Heck
 * Idiot Houdini
 * Iron Butt Monkey
 * Leeroy Jenkins: Played with. The Master Chief can make and follow plans—albeit relatively simple ones—on a tactical level. Most of the time, he makes it up as he goes along.
 * Lightning Bruiser: Like all SPARTAN-IIs, he's a Fast-moving Big Bruiser. In case I forget to say this later..."Ow."
 * Oh Crap: His Catch Phrase.
 * One-Man Army
 * Screaming Warrior
 * Super Soldier
 * Super Strength

Cortana ""With all due respect, this war has enough dead heroes.""


 * Artificial Intelligence
 * Deadpan Snarker
 * Lady Swearsalot: In the second fic.
 * Tron Lines
 * Voice with an Internet Connection

Sergeant Major Avery Johnson ""I'm larger than liiiiiiife!""

"Johnson: I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT GOD'S CREATION AND SAY "HALLELUJAH!""
 * Badass
 * Berserk Button: 50 Cent.
 * And don't insult his endowment.
 * Bigger Is Better in Bed: Played for laughs, although he takes it very seriously.


 * Heavy Metal: His favorite music genre. He also likes the Backstreet Boys. Make of that what you will.
 * Large Ham
 * Sergeant Rock
 * Space Marine

Covenant characters
The Arbiter ""This one is but flesh and faith, and has balls less protruded...""


 * Amusing Alien
 * The Atoner
 * Authority Equals Asskicking/Asskicking Equals Authority: Being a Sangheili, this is to be expected.
 * Badass
 * Laser Blade: He often packs an energy sword.