Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III is a bizarro author whose surreal counterculture novels have made an international cult following despite being shunned by most libraries and corporate bookstores.

His works include:

 * Armadillo Fists
 * Adolf In Wonderland
 * Apeshit
 * The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
 * The Cannibals Of Candyland
 * Crab Town
 * Cybernetrix
 * The Egg Man
 * Electric Jesus Corpse
 * The Faggiest Vampire
 * Fishy-fleshed
 * The Handsome Squirm
 * I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter.
 * The Haunted Vagina
 * Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)
 * The Menstruating Mall
 * The Morbidly Obese Ninja
 * Ocean Of Lard
 * Punk Land
 * Razor Wire Pubic Hair
 * Satan Burger
 * Sausagey Santa
 * Sea Of The Patchwork Cats
 * Seven Cyborgs
 * Sex and Death in TV Town
 * Steel Breakfast Era
 * Sunset With A Beard
 * Teeth And Tongue Landscape
 * Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
 * Ultra Fuckers
 * War Slut
 * Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
 * Zombies and Shit