Mortal Kombat/Funny

Games

 * Some of the Friendships in II, which are all followed by Shao Kahn's bewildered "Friendship?!"
 * And MK3, he cries, "Friendship? Again?!"

Film

 * Johnny Cage's Groin Attack towards Goro, especially since upon impact, the camera cut right to Goro's eyes dilating as he moaned in pain.
 * Raiden then cheers and slaps another spectator on the back...then sheepishly apologizes. Made even funnier by the fact that the spectator is one of Shang-Tsung's Mooks.
 * "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"
 * Less so but still good, Cage leaves an autographed photo after defeating Scorpion as a nod to his Friendship from the games.
 * When the Power Trio are leaving Shang Tsung's throne room and are trying to find Kitana, Cage is certain she went down a certain passageway (despite the fact there are hallway-wide spider webs still intact). The passageway ends up leading them right back into the throne room.
 * "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass... it's like being back in high school!"
 * "The fate of billions will depend upon you. Heh heh heh heh... sorry."
 * "Huh. Thank god I didn't ask him to park the car."