Muriel's Wedding/Awesome

"Rhonda: "The truth? I tell the truth too. Nicole's having an affair with Chook. Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry on your wedding day. Stick your drink up your arse, Tania. I'd rather swallow razor blades than drink with you. Oh, by the way, I'm not alone. I'm with Muriel.""
 * As Muriel is ostracized from her former friends, Rhonda decides to take the initiative and tell Tania exactly where she can shove her drink.

"Muriel: "You owe us Dad. We're not useless, we never were. Now you're looking after the kids...and you're gonna tell them they're not useless.""
 * Muriel classily giving her father hell for verbally and emotionally abusing the family