Iron Maiden/Funny


 * It's a poor idea to have Iron Maiden go on a show like Top of the Pops and ask them to mime along to playback. This is what happened.
 * In a concert at Brazil, a banner reading "Play 'Alexander the Great'" was thrown at the stage. Bruce's response? This. Hard to pick what's funnier: an Epic Rocking song played it in the kazoo, or the crowd showing they don't know the lyrics.
 * Nicko trying to sing "Age of Innocence".
 * For that matter, m any of the "Listen With Nicko" tracks of the singles collection "The First Ten Years".
 * "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" is often played at the end of their shows.
 * Nodding Donkey Blues.
 * OOOOOOOOH HERE COMES 4 G AND WE'RE GOING INTO ORBIT!!!!!!
 * And while we're on B-sides, "Pass the Jam".
 * Imagine you going on a trip by airplane and hear the pilot say: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain Bruce Dickinson speaking." Yes, Bruce Dickinson is a licensed pilot.
 * Any time Bruce calls out a dickhead on stage. His endless swearing is priceless.
 * "Mission from 'Arry". All of it. Especially when Steve Harris calls Bruce Dickinson a cunt.
 * Nicko getting all rage fueled when talking about Bruce in a 1995 interview.