Heroes of Might and Magic/Funny

Heroes of Might and Magic V
"[Markal stands surrounded by the smashed up corpses of his defeated army, as Godric, Findan and Zehir approach him]
 * Markal, despite kind of being a Smug Snake extradanoire, can be wonderfully sardonic:

Markal: I accept your surrender."

Heroes of Might And Magic V: Tribes of the East.
"Gotai: You killed Khengi. You Bastard!"
 * This bit from Gotai's campaign: