Godspell/Funny

"Judas: Even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus and lick his open, running sores.
 * This exchange:

Jerry: Blech!

Judas: Sorry."

"Judas: Now what the Good Master is telling us all right now is that up in Heaven, there are about a hundred million little tiny angels about 'yea' by 'yea', and they all take shorthand. And every time you do something silly, they write it in a...
 * This exchange:

Jesus: No, no.

Judas: That's not what the Good Master is telling us."

"Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet?
 * This line has become sort of a Memetic Mutation:

Jeffrey: You used to... what?

Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! (lifts Jeffrey's foot) Ah hah! It says "Rejoice."

Jeffrey: (looking for himself, disappointed) It says "Keds.""