Faux Action Girl/Quotes

""Okay, this chick wants to be a knight at a time when women aren't allowed to be knights. Well, good for her going against the norm and wanting to be strong. The only problem is she isn't strong! And I don't mean physically, I mean in any sense... It's just her getting captured and yet still boasting about she's going to be 'the World's Greatest Knight.' Young lady, you definitely need a career change!""

- The Nostalgia Critic on Kayley, Top 11 Dumbasses In Distress

"Ever notice that when a girl insists that she can look after herself, the exact opposite is always true?"