Twilight (novel)/Quotes

""There are girls quivering. There are boys staring deeply into girls' eyes as they quiver and so forth. There really is a tremendous amount of quivering. It is anti-Christian. It is pro-quivering.""

- Marcia Langman, Parks and Recreation

"Like a reverse-gender Archie Comics, with monsters."

- Moviebob

"If these (Twilight's Periphery Demographic) were 40 year old men screaming for 17 year old girls, they'd be on To Catch a Predator so fast it would make your head spin."

- Anonymous

""Twilight is an incredibly interesting book for a lot of reasons. None of them are the reasons Meyer intended when she wrote it.""

- Forum post, Space Battles

"It's basically about Prince Charming if he was trying to eat you."

- Austin Powell