Matzo Fever/Quotes

"Paul Newman's half Jewish

Goldie Hawn's half too

Put them both together

What a fine looking Jew!"

- Adam Sandler, "The Hannukah Song"

""The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them.""

- Irving Kristol

""What's up, my hot little Jewish-American princess?""

- Puck: [to Rachel], Glee