Heidi, Girl of the Alps/YMMV


 * Ear Worm: The OP will stay in your head for decades.
 * Germans Love David Hasselhoff: Or better said, Latin-Americans And Europeans Love Heidi Girl Of The Alps.
 * Moe: Heidi
 * Tear Jerker: Heidi's proggressive fall into despair as she's away from home.