Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal/Funny


 * The Best one yet.
 * "Mmm... orange juice." "So, I divorced her."
 * Every time the bluescreen went out, Stan the Weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
 * By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn. Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022.
 * In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is an ass.
 * Not. Wearing. Pants.
 * Getting into med school has gotten a lot harder these days
 * "Sir, I can't just let you into the President's press conference." "Oh?! Well maybe THIS will change your mind!"
 * Ted's knock-knock jokes had gotten really redundant since I got promoted over him.
 * The third perspective on evolution.
 * This is my favorite part of being a ventriloquist.
 * SMBC presents: Pickup Lines That Don't Work
 * Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth? Your parents know.
 * Unfortunately, Intervention Isaac forgot to show up. So the show ended there.
 * Debate strategy: Surprise your opponents with an unexpected stance.
 * There are some serious downsides to marriage.
 * Candice didn't appreciate my creative marriage proposal.
 * Sonya explains what she meant by "birth control."
 * The safeness of this sex has yet to be determined.
 * This one doesn't have a caption.
 * Gulpo, the fish who eats concepts
 * How to get out of a student seducing you for a better grade.