Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder/Quotes

"Woman: Why didn't you wait for me?

Man: I thought you were gone forever!

Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute!

Man: The... the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.

Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!

Man: ...yes."

- Xkcd #57: Wait For Me