Severus Snape, Professor and Lover

"Snape: "No Laa-Laa, don't be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden"

fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!"

[Severus Snape, Professor and Lover] is a crossover fanfiction by Comics Nix.

Severus Snape, bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, and transfers Snape to teach the Teletubbies. Snape soon learns that his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....

As anyone who knows Comics Nix would assume, this story is incredibly disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly the most vile of Comics Nix's tales.

=== Tropes: === into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses spoiler: her virgin blood as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is "full of dancing crawlers", as lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky! Winky's grenade.]] attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow it.]] simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky. orgasms.]] pass."]]]]
 * A Date with Rosie Palms: Po Poo masturbates in a corner.
 * Alien Blood:
 * Anatomically-Impossible Sex: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way
 * Big No: [[spoiler: Dumbledore does one before being blown up by Tinky
 * Breast Expansion:
 * Crack Fic
 * Crossover Ship: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
 * spoiler: [[Face Heel Turn: Dumbledore ends up being the Big Bad and
 * Gross-Out Show: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
 * Lemon: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening
 * Lemon: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening
 * OOC
 * spoiler: [[Potty Failure: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having
 * The Reveal:
 * spoiler: [[Shout-Out: Dumbledore says [[Lord of the Rings "You shall not
 * Troll Fic