Spaceballs/Haiku

Just touch Vespa's hair And she will go mad and push The Berserk Button

Go Ludicrous Speed In order to get Lone Starr Too fast! Gone to plaid. "-- Shukmeister"

One two three four five? That's the same combination That's on my luggage! "--Lingo Maniac 88"

Vespa, come to me. Daddy, is it really you? Yes, dear. Would I lie?