Dead Rising 2/Funny

"Reed: "Dammit! Not again!"
 * "YO MAN, JUST DO IT!"
 * And, if you fail that mission, in the cutscene "Oh lord, down I go."
 * "I've always wanted to do that."
 * Also from their into:

Chuck: "Hey that's not magic! She's dead!""

""Brian, get me the anal probe. Its time to teach that son of a bitch a lession.""
 * There's a movie theatre where Chuck can plop himself down. What's hilarious is his expression of anticipation during a horror film, with his knuckles at his jaw, and his look of rapt, slack jawed attention at a soap opera. It's glorious.
 * Most of the movies themselves are hilarious, especially "Mutant Crunch."

" : You gotta risk it all, if you're ever, really, gonna...
 * In the final battle with  Chuck and him will have the following exchange:

Chuck: (throws him off the railing and to his death) Win big?"

" : You gotta risk it all, if you're ever, really, gonna...
 * In Off The Record, this is changed to:

Frank: (throws him off the railing and to his death) FALL TO YOUR DEATH!?"

"Frank: I don't think you're going to sell a lot of ice cream right now. And I am not getting into your car."
 * Frank wearing a wrestler's outfit in the completely different version of Terror Is Reality in the trailer.
 * Wait, it gets better; after you're done playing Ti R, you can wear it. FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. There's something hilarious running around killing zombies in a wrestling outfit, a viking helmet and yellow sneakers.
 * The entirety of the E3 2011 Uranus Zone trailer for Off the Record.
 * The entire boss battle with Evan, which is a complete 180 in mood from the battle with Adam in the original Dead Rising.
 * Especially, especially this line:

"Amber: "Hey, stay out of my dressing room Chuckie! Are you trying to catch a peek of a naked woman without having to pay for it for once?""
 * During an early part of the game Chuck walks by Amber's dressing room on his way to get Katey. If the player actually steps into the dressing room she'll get mad and scold Chuck.

"Frank: This... is my VACATION!
 * The opening cutscene for Off The Record's sandbox mode.

Frank jumps out of the helicopter towards a horde of zombies below with a cheerful smile on his face, the screen freezes while in mid air like in action movies while incredibly cheesy music plays in the background."

"Frank: I always thought you had a crush on me. Too bad I don't dig flat chicks."
 * The double dildo you can use as a weapon.
 * Don't you mean the "massager?"
 * Off The Record has this lovely gem after  gets crushed: