The Ditherer/Quotes

"Onboard computer: This is your onboard computer system. We are about to crash. What do you want to do?

Stick person: Uh... umm... I can't decide.

Onboard computer: Do you want to crash?

Stick person: Well, not really.

Onboard computer: Then maybe you should steer.

Stick person: But I'm bad at that!

Onboard computer: Do you want to crash?

Stick person: Well, not really, it's just that...

(The stick person's car crashes.)"

- The Demented Cartoon Movie