Mirage Knuckler

Mirage Knuckler is a sometimes green haired smartass who lives in Princeton, NJ. Name comes from obscure baseball video game by Konami (think Konami Code) called MLB Power Pros; look it up, it's quite good. Doesn't do much on TV Tropes but hang out and occasionally make edits. Recently elected Sexiest Man Ever. Despite all evidence to the contrary, has not been convicted 27 times (it's really only 23 times.)

This troper provides examples of the following tropes:

 * Catch Phrase: Has a bad habit of using sarcasm for everything.
 * Crazy Prepared: Has a plan for almost everything including: an Alien Invasion, nuclear war, and running out of cookies.
 * Mr. Imagination: Combines this and Cloudcuckoolander to have an...odd life.
 * Note to Self:: Unfortunately these always come after the fact.
 * You Gotta Have Blue Hair: As mentioned above, sometimes.