The Amazing Spider-Man/Funny

"Football Coach: Hey, Parker - You wanna play football?
 * "You seriously think I'm a cop in a skintight red and blue suit?"
 * "You've found my weakness! It's small knives!" *webs thug to the wall*
 * Peter & Gwen are on the bleachers during football practice, and an errant football flies towards them. Peter catches it without looking (Thanks to Spider Sense, naturally), and nonchalontly tosses it back to the field... Except, because of his super strength, Peter completely overshoots the field & hits one of the goalposts. And dents it.

Peter Parker: Too dangerous."


 * "I'm gonna throw you out of the window now." "What?!"
 * "Your doorman intimidates me."