Bulletproof Vest/Quotes

"The Operative: I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed-

Malcolm Reynolds: Good. (shoots him, turns to leave, and gets jumped)

The Operative: ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron."

- Serenity

"Rygel: (To Scorpius' body) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.

Scorpius: (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?

Rygel: I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.

Scorpius: What if you were wrong?

Rygel: Not so bad for me either way."

- Farscape

"Archer: Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!

Cheryl: Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!

Archer: But it is, y'know, a vest."

- Archer, "El Secuestro"