Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Funny

"Ma-Ti: Where would they have gone?
 * I must have laughed for hours when the other Planeteers find a shrunken Linka's and Wheeler's empty clothes in "Frog Day Afternoon".

Kwame: Without their clothes?"

"Ma-Ti: Wheeler! Don't say "fire" until you mean it!"
 * Wheeler in his The Complainer Is Always Wrong episode: "What's next? Endangered rocks?"
 * It's obviously not supposed to be, but in the infamous AIDS episode, the nonchalant way the doctor says, "There are only a few ways to contract the virus -- using drugs with needles, unprotected sex, or that blood transfusion a few years back..." without a single pause is just... priceless.
 * In one episode -- a real episode of this series, mind you -- Captain Planet is sent to jail.
 * I'm totally serious, Hitler inflicts pain on Captain Planet in one episode by staring at him.
 * From the pilot:

"Dr. Blight: Time to walk a mile in my sister's shoes.
 * In one episode, Dr. Blight kidnaps her good twin sister Bambi and prepares to steal her identity:

MAL: Her shoes, maybe, but not her jeans, judging by the rate that you are eating those donuts.

(Gilligan Cut to Dr. Blight trying to put on Bambi's jeans and ripping them)"