Source Code/Funny

"Colter: What are you, a comedian?
 * When Colter is suspecting the comedian for having planted a bomb.

Comedian: Actually, I am."

"Director: Nothing you do in that reality can affect this reality.
 * When the director is telling Captain Stevens about how the reality is only in his mind.

Colter: Maybe next time I'll send you a pizza! We'll see if that makes an impression!"