Bittersweet Candy Bowl/Funny


 * "Come back! We just want to end you!!"
 * "I AM SO CONFLICTED"
 * "HE'S THE HONEST ABE LINCOLN!"
 * "You ruined me..."
 * Jess revealing that Rachel's the slut.
 * "Bittersweet Candy Bowl: The Movie".
 * David sending Mike a picture of his dick.
 * DON'T TOUCH ME YOU'RE TAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!
 * OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 * "Wow, the end of Scene 2 is a pretty clunky transition."
 * "I'm menstruating."
 * He totally fell for it.
 * Mike under the influence of sleeping pills disguised as candy corn.
 * "So you guys really are-" "STICKING IT TO EACH OTHER?!?"
 * Lucy's brother has very good reasons not to trust Paulo.