Stupid Sexy Flanders/Quotes

"DM: This is just too weird.

Aragorn: Oh, come on. You said she was hot! "Tall, slim, and graceful, with golden hair," you said.

DM: That's the same description I gave you for Legolas.

Aragorn: Like I said: HOT!"

- DM of the Rings

""I think I'm developing a man-crush on Ginko.""

- Jason Miao, Derailed by Darry

""You know, it's not gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot. My God, you're beautiful.""

- Corporal Josh Ray Person, Generation Kill

""I have something of a man crush on Ron Perlman...""

- Lothar Hex, Exterminatus Now

"Now, for those of you who don't speak "guy" fluently, "looks like gay porn" is sexually-insecure-straight-male for "I immediately recognize that this depiction of the masculine figure is intended to be arousing, and said recognition makes me uncomfortable."

- Moviebob, Twilight of the She-Geeks

""I (sic) am not gay but when he smiles he makes me Comfortably﻿ Numb""

- Comment on a YouTube video of David Gilmour.

"Elaine: Do either one of you know that blond guy who's always on that show, the really handsome guy?

George: I, uh... I wouldn't know.

Elaine: You know, just admitting that a guy is handsome doesn't make you a homosexual

George: It doesn't help."

- Seinfeld

"Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago."

- Texts From Last Night