Role Association/Film H


 * Hamlet (1994 version): Miguel is visited by the ghost of his father Lord Locksley, who tells him his uncle Nicodemus poisoned the good lord and married his widowed Madam Rosmerta. He also sleeps with Rose.
 * The Hangover: An ex-Daily Show reporter becomes the Only Sane Man after a wild night in Las vegas leaves him with a missing friend (Riley Poole) and new wife Felicity Shagwell. His other friends are Sack Lodge and Ben from G-Force.
 * In Bangkok, the boys run into a tattoo artist/rooster detective ]] Jedi assassin.
 * Hanna: Teenage Tyke Bomb Susie Salmon is trained as an assassin by her dad Bruce Banner while eluding Galadrial and Hitler. Troy McGreggor shows up too (alas, no Rowsdower).
 * Hard Candy: In which Nite Owl II tries to molest 14-year-old Juno. And then she, because you do not fuck with Juno.
 * A Hard Day's Night: A day in the life of a rock band with members Private Gripweed, Rupert Bear (from the frog song), Mr. Papadoupoulous, and Mr. Conductor, who are due to play a TV performance directed by Glump. Meanwhile, they must look after Rupert's devious grandfather, Albert Steptoe.
 * Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle: Hikaru Sulu and Dr. Kutner are stoner Heterosexual Life Partners who get the munchies one night and decide to go to White Castle. Along the way they run into a drug-addled Dr. Horrible, a terrifying Det. Stabler, and their best friends Mr. Universe and Paul Finch.
 * Harry Brown: Alfred Pennyworth "gets upset" when his friend is murdered by thugs.
 * The Harry Potter Septology:
 * Harry Potter and the Philosephor's / Sorceror's Stone: Alan Strang leaves his therapist's home when Det. Valentine "Cracker" Zukovsky tells him he's a wizard. He gets his wand from Chancellor Trevor Smith, meets the other two sides of his Power Trio and his Evil Counterpart Louis Leonwens . At Wizarding School he meets his instructors: Headmaster Marcus Aurilius; potions master Hans Gruber, transfiguration teacher Reverend Mother, and charms instructor Willow (not that one).
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Alan meets Louis' sinister father Captain Hook and Hamlet joins the teachers, but only temporarily.
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Alan discovers his father's best friends Beedle Bamford, Earthworm, and Jean-Baptiste Dracula Gordon. Karen Eiffel also joins the staff.
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Alan is put into competition with Edward Cullen while now-headmaster Baltus Van Tassel suspects a conspiracy  Also, Lady Van Tassel is an annoying reporter.
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Mrs. Nelly Bucket and her cohorts escape from prison to join Amon's cause while Vera Drake, the definitive villain of all Tyrant Takes the Helm storylines, exerts despotic havoc on the school in the government's name.
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Frank Butterman is called out of retirement to help stabilize the school against the coming war while Alan and Baltus go on a tour of Amon's past (starring Amon's real life nephew as young Amon).
 * Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: The Power Trio infiltrate the now oppressive Ministry of Magic (which is now lead by Davy Jones disguised as Mr. X, Syd, and Trelawney's Real Life sister, and meet their Cloudcuckoolander friend's equally nutty father Spike (not that one). In part 2, Alan gets help from Carla Jean Merida, a bioterrorist opera house owner is revealed as Baltus's estranged brother while Volturi (what, another one?!) No. 11-12 is Baltus's.
 * The Haunting: Qui-gon Jinn gets three insomniacs -- party girl Velma Kelley, writer Lightning McQueen and depressed Broken Bird Lisa Kimmel -- to stay in an enormous haunted house for the weekend.
 * Haywire: Natasha Volkova is betrayed and cannot trust anyone, not even young Obi Wan Kenobi, young Magneto, Duke, Zorro II, or Gordon Gekko.
 * Heart and Souls: Detective Stark has to deal with four "imaginary friends" -- George Newton, Betty Applewhite, The Closer, and Sgt. Sistern -- while trying to prove himself to his girlfriend Jennifer Parker-McFly while The VUP stalks them in a phantom bus.
 * Heat: Michael Corleone has become a cop and must face down his own father who's now running a heist crew with Batman, Jack Scagnetti, and Machete with occasional help from Jonas Hodges and David Palmer. Thankfully, Michael can rely on Buffalo Bill, Bubba, and Sagat for help. Throw Bonk and The Bank Manager into the mix and you have awesomeness squared.
 * Heathers: Lydia Deetz is part of a popular girl clique at her high school, which includes Brenda Walsh. She soon grows tired of them and starts a psychotic relationship with Jack Nicholson's voice double that involves killing several popular kids only to make it look like teen suicide.
 * Heavenly Creatures: Rose and Rose share a close bond that's threatened when Titanic!Rose's parents separate; based on a true story.
 * Hellboy: A burley vampire and El Fauno team up with US Kim under the leadership of Winston Smith to fight cosmic horrors, Nazis, and Rasputin.
 * The Golden Army: Klaus Griffin takes over for Winston, just in time to fight The Fair Folk.
 * Help!: Atouk receives a sacrificial ring from India, which he cannot remove. A high priest, Rumpole of the Bailey, arrives in England with his goons to sacrifice Atouk, as per their ritual. Meanwhile, The Historian, and his assistant, Mr. Salt, try to capture the ring and rule the world. Also, A mysterious woman, Miss Merdle, Rumpole's ex-assistant, wishes to help Atouk, and his fellow musician friends the lavatory assistant, Wirral the Squirrel and the interviewer, survive the chase and record their next album.
 * Hereafter: A psychic Jason Bourne tries to date Gwen Stacy in one-third of a film directed by Dirty Harry.
 * He's Just Not That Into You: A Mac is the Anthropomorphic Personification of the book. He helps Margene Heffman navigate her way through relationships. Elsewhere, Sack Lodge cheats on his wife, Alicia Nash with Black Widow. Finally, Rachel is trying to convince her live-in boyfriend Jack Ryan to marry her.
 * Hey, Hey, It's Esther Blueburger: An awkward Jewish girl in a Catholic school in Australia meets Rule Abiding Rebels Tara and her daughter Mary.
 * The Hobbit: Tim Watson goes on a journey with Guy of Gisborne and twelve other guys to steal back their gold from Sherlock. Mycroft is also there for some reason. Also starring Bruce the shark (not that one) and Kate.
 * Hocus Pocus: An amateur detective of the weird and his little sister, a cynical cheerleader, do battle with three evil undead witch sisters: a Stepford Wife, a Woman-Child, and Carrie Bradshaw. Tim McGee is occasionally a cat.
 * Holes: Sam Witwicky is unfairly sent to, effectively, a labor camp run by Lara Croft and Derek Zoolander's father, and one of the fugitives from O Brother, Where Art Thou? and ruled by Ellen Ripley. Two curses figure into the plot: one for Sam's family (which includes his dad, The Fonz and his mom Mrs. Edgar) placed by Yzma and the other on Ellen's placed by a Medium.
 * Also, Gus can fix that
 * Home Alone: Miles Russell is accidentally left at home when his family goes on vacation. Now the man of the house, Miles must overcome his fear of his creepy neighbor Doc and protect his home from Vinny Gambini and Adult Kevin Arnold, the infamous "Wet Bandits". Meanwhile, his mother Sally, with the help of Polka King Del Griffith, is doing everything she can to get back home to Miles for Christmas.
 * Home Alone 2: Lost In New York: Essentially the same as the first, except Miles is lost in New York. While he's there, he meets Roy Walley and May Mackenzie; he deals with the belligerent hotel staff of Nigel Thornberry, Margaret Addams, and Deuce Bigalow; and he makes small talk with airline ticket agent Allison Reynolds.in
 * Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: Bob Krelborn invents a shrink ray that doesn't just shrink down his own kids, but the neighbors' kids, too!
 * Hook: Adrian Cronauer is a grown-up Peter Pan, who has forgotten everything about his former life. That proves to be a problem when Ben Braddock kidnaps his children. It's up to Vivian Ward to whip him into shape so he can face Braddock and get back his children. Also, Zuko lets out a killer battle cry.
 * Come to think of it, we get to see a sword fight between Mrs. Doubtfire and Dorothy "Tootsie" Michaels.
 * Hop: Cyclops almost runs over Aldous Snow, putting Easter in peril.
 * Horrible Bosses: Rachel Green is a serial sexual harasser to Charlie; Tony #4 is a bald, overweight petty tyrant to Schmitty and John Doe is terrified that his wife is cheating on him with everyone, probably including George Michael Bluth. Also starring Hawkeye, Ray Charles, and The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.
 * Hot Fuzz : Shaun is a cop who moves to a small town in the country and arrests Ed for drunk driving, only to find that Ed is also a cop. James Bond and Horace Slughorn also live in the town and
 * Hot Tub Time Machine: Rob Gordon, that guy from the Daily Show, Darryl, and Marty travel back in time. Janis Ian is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Clark Griswold may or may not be the Time Police, and Axl ends up saving George McFly's arm.
 * How Do You Know: Fed up with her Handsome Lech boyfriend Lightning McQueen, Elle Woods meets Phil. The first Joker also stars
 * The Hunger Games: Ree Darkholme fights with/for/between the gentle Laser and the rougher Josh Taylor for everyone else's entertainment. Along the way she'll be trained by Mickey Malloy, interviewed by Miri, managed by Mr. Harvey, and battle with Esther, with President Hawkeye watching over all.
 * The Hunt for Red October: The Shadow is a CIA analyst researching the latest Soviet submarine for Admiral Darth Vader. This submarine, called the Red October is commanded by James Bond, with first officer Alan Grant, who have their own plans to defect. And when word of that breaks out, the Soviet fleet, with Captain "Bootstrap" Bill Turner in particular, sets out to destroy them.  tries to sabotage the titular ship. Also stars Dr. Frank-N-Furter as the Red October's CMO, Ed Rooney as a Naval engineering expert, and Niles the butler as the captain of the USS Enterprise.
 * The Hurt Locker: Jeffery Dahmer is a brillient but troubled bomb expert who has trouble relating to his wife Kate and civilian life in general; Voldemort, the ex-King of England, and a jerk-ass detective also star and possibly turn into pink mist.