Red Dead Virgo/YMMV


 * Fridge Brilliance: Kanaya typically types with A Certain Clear Enunciation, but can slip into alsdkfjasdfj;lk and CAPSLOCK at certain times. It may take the reader a while to remember that she shares her blood with KARKAT VANTAS.
 * Fridge Horror: Kanaya is mentioned to have done something to Terezi, in a fit of rage. Just what WAS that, whatever it was?
 * Funny Aneurysm Moment: With the late January/early February 2011 events in canon, there are quite a few of these. Like, the very title. Not to mention that "I'M A PRICKLY PEAR" seems to have been written literally just before shockingly appropriate canon events, as well as the much earlier written "Bloodrage." The author clearly has some sort of psychic powers.
 * Genius Bonus: The Land of Silk and Empyrean replaces the canon Land of Wrath and Angels. However, the description of the former reveals it has "unspeakable wheels of eyes and wings and fire" which is one of the original depictions of angels.
 * High Octane Nightmare Fuel:,  Both chapters are Eversion-level horrifying. And then there's the horribly gruesome descriptions of some of .  was torn to pieces, for one, and  had all their innards ripped out. And even worse? 's very calm and composed words on the matter.
 * Hilarious in Hindsight: The end of "Bunch of Bull's Shit" is even funnier after this panel appeared in Homestuck.
 * Tear Jerker: Many, many things. Most notably when
 * The ending. Just...the ending.
 * Woobie: Kanaya fits this role depressingly well, as do Eridan and Jade. The fact that all three wind up makes it so much worse.
 * Woobie: Kanaya fits this role depressingly well, as do Eridan and Jade. The fact that all three wind up makes it so much worse.