Amicable Exes/Quotes

"Rumi and Jin: "We're getting a divorce ~! <3"

Rumi: "(...) It's not that we're not fond of each other... Even now, we really do!"

Jin: "Oh yes."

Rumi: "But it's not a passionate love anymore... more like familiar one, isn't it?"

Jin: "Even before we got married, we were better as best friends than as a couple."

Rumi: Also, if only one of us had fallen, it'd be like a case of infidelity and extra-marital relationships and it wouldn't be good..."

Jin: "Oh yeah. But in this case, there's no problem..."

Miki: "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!""

- Marmalade Boy

"Charlene: Vanessa, remember it's your weekend at your dad's place.

Vanessa: Great. A whole 48 hours of evil.

Charlene: Honey, we've been over this. Your father is not evil. No one is. We just didn't get along. We wanted different things.

Vanessa: Was one of those things, "to be evil"? Because he's evil."

- Dr Doofenschmirtz's ex-wife and daughter, in Phineas and Ferb

"Bobby: You have a great wife there, Peter, and if you ever decide to leave her I want to be the first to know.

Susan: Well...

Paul: You're the first to know.

Bobby: ... What?

Susan: (completely cheerful) We're getting a divorce!

Bobby: (silence)"

- Company