Carried Off

"Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping."

A crossover between Ranma ½ and Touhou Project, featuring Ranma x Suika.

This fanfic contains examples of:

 * Alternate Character Interpretation - Of both Ranma and Suika.
 * Coitus Uninterruptus
 * Crack Fic
 * Crack Pairing
 * Defeat Equals Friendship
 * Fanfic
 * Insane Troll Logic - Ranma when convincing Suika not to eat him.
 * To Serve Man - Mr. Bloody Chainsaw.