Little Mosque on the Prairie/Funny

"Baber: "You look like a Protestant!"
 * Baber having an issue with his daughter's clothes:

Layla: "Don't you mean prostitute?"

Baber: "No! I mean Protestant!""

"Rayyan: "You can't touch me!"
 * During a heated argument, Baber tries to get Rayyan to move and ends up almost shoving her (note that they both regard touching non-family-members of the opposite sex as being a major taboo):

Baber: [backs off, looking shocked] "A thousand apologies, sister Rayyan! [Beat] Somebody get me a stick to poke her with...""

"Yusef: "You have colorful pillows!""
 * From 6x01:

"Baber: "Your wife just tried to get to second base with me.""
 * "Dating Game" - the whole episode.
 * To Amaar, after Rayyan checked Baber's temperature.