Batgirl/Funny

"Batgirl: (As she swings by Gage and Gordon, giving Gage a smile and a small wave) "Hey, you!"

Detective Nick Gage (Off Commissioner Gordon's look) "What?"

Commissioner Gordon: "'Hey, you'?"

Gage: "No one raises an eyebrow when you talk to Batman."

Gordon: "I'm pretty sure Batman's legal, detective!""


 * If there is an interaction between Batgirl and Robin, this is bound to happen.

"Stephanie: Everything doesn't have to be about fear. There's room in our line of work for hope, too

Damian: I don't understand.

Stephanie: Of course you don't, you're ten! Now stop looking at my chest.

Damian: What "chest"?

Stephanie:(stomps off):...hate..."

"Batgirl: O? If I fight back, is that considered "child abuse"?

Robin:...Have at thee, wench...

Oracle: This is not going to end well...wait did he just switch to pirate?

Batgirl: I think it's more...musketeer?"


 * Said while she's swinging Damian round by his ankle.