Ace Attorney Investigations Miles Edgeworth/Funny

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"Edgeworth: "Objection! Your honor...!
 * The fourth case shows that Edgeworth liked to do glaring contests when he was younger. He has two, one versus a bailiff and another versus his own reflection.
 * There's a difference between staring and glaring; all you have to do to win a staring contest is not blink, but the point of glaring is to cow your opponent into submission.
 * And, to be fair, the bailiff was asleep. Edgeworth doesn't realize this immediately, though.
 * You get to cross examine, of all people, the Judge:

The Judge: "I cannot allow you to make an objection."

Edgeworth: "Wh-what? I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection."

The Judge: "Egads! I've been overruled?!"

"Edgeworth: LAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!! YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
 * Larry's second testimony in case 5, as it's essentially a non-stop stream of Edgeworth and everyone else present ripping into him.
 * Pretty much anything between Edgeworth and Larry, honestly - the entire conversation about was hilarious.
 * Anything in case 5 that has Edgeworth interact with the Steel Samurai mythos. Especially his reaction to Larry being the Steel Samurai. Imagine Nixon-like jowls.

"Edgeworth: Larry. I have one question for you, and depending on how you answer, I may let you live."
 * Steel Samurai Sushi Slice!
 * If you present the autograph to Larry, Edgeworth gives this gem:

"Edgeworth: Objection! Go away!"
 * And who didn't crack a smile when they examined the pool to find Larry popping out of the water?
 * Three words...

"Edgeworth: Franziska, choose who you whip carefully or we could end up getting sued-- (Is instantaneously whipped) -- Oww!
 * Case 4 has Edgeworth with a scene where he makes asks Detective Tyrell Badd a simple, off-handed question that causes him to bug his eyes out in a glare and reach into his tattered coat as if he's going to pull out a gun. Edgeworth himself believes the Detective is about to do just that... but all he does is pull out a mirror and proceed to scratch his beard while admiring his reflection.
 * "Um... Well... Uh... How should I put this... It's hideous."
 * ("Hmm. Maybe that was a bit too direct.")
 * Calisto Yew says something to get on Franziska's nerves, and Franziska readies her whip:
 * Calisto Yew says something to get on Franziska's nerves, and Franziska readies her whip:

Franziska: There. I have chosen carefully, as you have asked.

(Calisto breaks into hysterical laughter, which for once is actually appropriate.)"

"Oldbag: Heh... This must be fate.
 * "What is wrong with these two women?! Why does my pain give them delight?"
 * Oldbag as ? Clever. Oldbag as ? Hilarious.
 * Edgeworth's reactions to her are enough to make this game her best appearance. Cue Big No.
 * Part of its fun is in the music they use. It really captures the moment perfectly.

Edgeworth: How could this happen two days in a roooooow?!"

"Edgeworth: Agent Hicks was trapped in the elevator, and died from oxygen loss!
 * Turnabout Airlines: "I-I pinky-swear on my honor as a prosecutor."
 * Cammy Meele's first testimony. That is just the pinnacle of unhelpfulness.
 * Also, when Franziska asks you about how you suppose Agent Hicks died, if you choose anything but, Hilarity Ensues.

Franziska: (...)

Edgeworth: A-and... he was bruised when he collapsed.

(whipping)"

"Lang: Aren't childhood friends the best?...For punching."
 * When you first land, either before talking to Gumshoe or after, talk to the eating passenger. "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! In Soviet Russia, World Flags Lunchboxes eat j00!" and "I feel a wave of CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ coming ON! It's over 9000!!! LULZ!" And the fun doesn't even stop there.
 * Poor Edgeworth. Wendy Oldbag had been his tormentor and creepy stalker for so long...they just HAD to include her undershirt as a piece of evidence. Of course, Franziska takes it the wrong way and think he's just being a pervert, while he's just as squicked as the rest of us. It was still damn hilarious, though. Also, this quote from Lang:
 * Poor Edgeworth. Wendy Oldbag had been his tormentor and creepy stalker for so long...they just HAD to include her undershirt as a piece of evidence. Of course, Franziska takes it the wrong way and think he's just being a pervert, while he's just as squicked as the rest of us. It was still damn hilarious, though. Also, this quote from Lang:

"Edgeworth: "When you're in hot water, you might need a hot dog."................Hmm...It looks like this slogan was decided through a public contest. And the winner was... Prosecutor Winston Payne...?
 * Case 4 when you examine the hot dog selection on the vending machine:

Franziska: Hmph. What a pathetic slogan. No presence at all! Now, if it were up to me, it would read... "If you leave matters in a von Karma's hands, everyone in court will be found guilty dogs!"

Edgeworth: .............

OBJECTION!

Franziska: Overruled!"

"Edgeworth: "Let's examine her shoes."
 * The entire vending machine, really. Inspecting the "Defendant's Milk" leads Fran and Miles into a debate as to whether the milk is freshly milked by defendants or from defendants.
 * Case 5 has a particularly priceless moment while examining the belongings of Disc One Final Boss.

Lang: "Hey Mr. Prosecutor. You know what they say about men who look at a woman's shoes?"

"Ahah! How scandalous!""

"forensics guy: It was meeeeeeeee!"
 * Case 5, when someone objects, and everybody wonders who it was:

"(...I should probably leave them to their "alone time.")"
 * The scene where Lang gives a gift to one of his men, saying that it's a present for his younger brother's wife's young brother's birthday! While Lang's 'pack' are going on about what great guy their shifu is, Edgeworth has these thoughts.

"Lang: I know you may not have realized this, but...
 * "Don't sleep while I'm pointing my finger at you!"
 * The fact that Cammy never ceases to make this troper giggle.
 * Lang and Shih-na's joint reaction to the photograph of the Yatagarasu apparently flying through the air:

Shih-na shows up out of nowhere so they can both dramatically point in unison

Lang: ...people can't fly."

"Gumshoe: Aha! So I guess only a great cat burglar could get in! That must be who our culprit is!
 * Edgeworth's response to Gumshoe when inspecting Portsman's door in the first case

Edgeworth: ...Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?"

"Franziska: "Pops?"...? Watched one too many detective dramas recently, have we?
 * At the end of case 4, Franziska's response to Gumshoe calling Detective Badd "Pops".

Edgeworth: (Way to single-handedly destroy the cheery atmosphere with one snarky comment.)"

Ace Attorney Investigations 2

 * When Yumihiko has to
 * Kay's Entrance in case 1.
 * Whenever Hakari uses his gavel.
 * The final boss's breakdown, in which he gets the crap beaten out of him by the circus animals.