Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Funny

Nothing is outright hilarious in this series--You need a dark sense of humor to laugh at some of this. But, nevertheless... "Nny: I don't remember you guys ever moving around like that.
 * There's a time where Johnny goes to Hell. A man shows up to show him around town. After driving for only half a panel he recognizes Johnny, though the latter doesn't--at first. The man starts to yell how Johnny killed him and reminding him what exactly he did that got himself killed in the first place, and then Johnny starts to remember. He looks at the man and promptly boots him out of the car while it's still moving.
 * Nny is arguing with the Doughboys (Mr. Fuck and Psycho-Doughboy), personifications of his self-loathing and self-encouragement manifested as ghoulishly painted pastry store display dummies. At one point, while arguing with a bunny nailed to a wall (Nny's conscious), they get up and rip the bunny's head off.

Mr. Fuck: Yes, well, the rabbit provoked us."

"Nny: Um...how come you're not moving around anymore?
 * Nevertheless, not a few moments later, the Doughboys have frozen up again...

Mr. Fuck: We can't move around. We're made of styrofoam."

"Man in toilet "Um.. Could somebody give me some toilet paper!?!"
 * His rampage in the cafe.

Johnny: You should've checked before you went!!! (throws in bomb)

BOOM!"

""THIS LETTUCE! HOW CRISP IS IT?! HOW CRISP GODDAMMIT?!""
 * Even better? The guy is the "someone put shit in my pants" guy. He later shows up in the background in Heaven, complete with a snarky label courtesy of Jhonen.
 * The time he's tied somebody down and you think it's another killing spree but IS THIS MILK STILL GOOD?!! He cleaned out the fridge and wanted to test the food.
 * The funniest panel being the face of the 'victim' and Johnny's happy face.


 * "I HAVE RATS IN MY ANUS!"
 * "I CAN'T SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"
 * The mysterious powers in heaven. Never give Johnny the idea that he can make people's heads explode (even if it is instantly reversed). Cue Crazy Awesome fight scene.
 * EXPLODING KAMIKAZE BABY.
 * From Nny's Twitter: "People see babies heads on spikes in your front lawn and they assume you did it. I DID do it, but I resent the implication."