Sloth/Quotes

"Work is for losers. A winner says 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline."

- Dilbert

"Most problems go away if you just wait long enough. It might look like I'm standing motionless but I'm actively waiting for our problems to go away. I don't know why this works but it does."

- Dilbert

"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it."

- Dilbert