Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions/Funny

""Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.""
 * Pretty much Deadpool's entire level, especially when he's talking about Pete's love life.
 * OW! MY UTERUS!
 * "Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!"

"Deadpool: A WHOLE issue about Aunt May? What a rip-off... I still cried at the end though."
 * Deadpool: Go get 'em Beauregard!
 * "You know, some people feel like they haven't 'beaten' the game until they found every single available token. But I think that's just unnecessary padding."
 * (after collecting a few Spider Emblems) "Can those be redeemed for cash?"
 * Deadpool: Okay I get it you beat him. Slow motion is just over kill.
 * Deadpool dubbing Spider-Man Walthrop Webs.
 * Ultimate: Oh Deadpool, you so cwazy! (This is an actual in-game quote.)
 * Deadpool again, when you've beaten a few of his Mooks: "HA! Take that, Electr-oh, right, that's a different level..."
 * Deadpool's mooks/fans talking about their suits. Seriously, talk about Enemy Chatter.
 * During the final battle with Deadpool when he's grappling you...

"Deadpool: Our viewers must know: who'd win in a fight, bear or shark?"
 * And again, same situation:

"Deadpool: Quick question: Where do you think this game fits into continuity?"
 * And yet another one from the same situation:

"Deadpool: Quick question: Boxers or briefs?"
 * And yet another one from the same situation:

"Thug #1: If Spider-Man show up here, I'll fill 'im fulla daylight.
 * Can't took seriously Pool's fight after he started to say pew pew pew pew~!
 * GUN FU! (Guess who).
 * Made in Canada.
 * 2099 Spidey goading on Doctor Octopus by responding to her scientific marvels with a simple "Meh" to the point where she breaks down into a furious rage is hysterical.
 * This from Vulture's stage:

Thug #2: Pfft. It's nighttime.

Thug #1: The same principle applies!

Thug #3: But it don't sound as good. "I'm gonna fill you full of nightlight?"

Thug #2: See, this is why we're just goons. We stand around havin' stupid discussions like this."

"Spider-Man: (after hearing Electro make suggestive comments as he absorbs energy) Uhh... Ew! Do you and your generator, like... need some time alone??"
 * During Electro's stage:

"Electro": I HAVE BECOME A BEING OF PURE ENERGY!"
 * Also from Electro's Stage:

Spiderman: [imitating Electro's voice]: "WITHOUT PANTS!""

"Doc Ock: Computer, this lab has been compromised. Activate self-destruct sequence... ten seconds.
 * As well as "No one wants to see your junk!"
 * This gem from 2099's third stage.

Spider-Man 2099: Ten seconds? That's barely enough time to come up with a clever explosion related quip.

Doc Ock: Ooh, that must really burn you up. So long, Spider-Man; it's been a blast.

Spider-Man 2099: Oh, she's good."

"Spider-Man 2099: Ooh, I'm really getting under your skin! If I keep this up you'll have a meltdown.
 * Any interaction between 2099 and Doc Ock.

Doc Ock: I won't.

Spider-Man 2099: You will!

Doc Ock: SILENCE!"

"Madame Web: And now, scale the wall with your unique adhesive ability.
 * There's a Crowning Moment of Funny within the first five minutes.

Amazing Spider-Man: I believe the technical term is "stick 'em powers".

(A couple minutes later in the Ultimate universe)

Madame Web: And you can run across narrow walkways such as this one without fear of falling, due to your natural agility and powers of adhesion.

Ultimate Spider-Man: They're called "stick 'em powers"... did one of the other me's make that joke already?

Madame Web: Yes, and it was no funnier then."

"Amazing Spider-Man: Is that... a cartoon pig?"
 * One of Amazing's first observations is that he better get going, since this neighborhood isn't going to "Friendly" itself.
 * Amazing Spider-Man's reaction to seeing the many different Spider-Men scattered across reality:

"Amazing Spider-Man: Game Over... No, not like that, keep playing."
 * Amazing Spider-Man in the DS version: Conveyor belt? Am I in a video game now?
 * Amazing in the DS version before entering the final portal.

"Ultimate: You really have a thing for trucks, huh? Are you sure you want to be called Electro? How about Elec-TRUCK? Truckodon? Truck MASTER. Truckleberry Finn! TRUCKTOR DOOM! Oh, I know! Professor Pickup! THAT is something else."
 * The ending after Stan Lee's narration.
 * The end-credit gags involving the various villains, including
 * Ultimate, after Electro flings his fifth and sixth trucks at him:
 * Ultimate, after Electro flings his fifth and sixth trucks at him:

Electro: BE QUIET!

Ultimate: I really DROVE that one into the ground!

Electro: Maybe these will shut you up!!

Ultimate: Or maybe it'll make me talk more! You never know..."

""I am not losing to a monster made of - of malevolent spaghetti! ...Did I just say that?""
 * Ultimate, fighting Carnage

"Spider-Man: Great! Now it's just him and me.
 * In the opening of the Juggernaut's level.

Juggernaut: YOU!!!

Spider-Man: ... Great... now it's just him and me!"

"Mook 1: Did you hear about Fancy Dan?
 * In the first Noir episode, some of the mook dialogue comes off as Seussian.

Mook 2: Fancy Dan, the Ladies Man?

Mook 1 They found him in a garbage can.

Mook 2: Poor old Fancy Dan..."