James and the Giant Peach/Funny

Film
"Centipede: I've sailed all the five seas! From the sun-drenched reefs of Bora Bora to the icy shores of Tripoli! Commodore Centipede, they used to call me!
 * This little gem:

Grasshopper: Seven.

Centipede: Huh?

Grasshopper: There are seven seas. And Tripoli is in the subtropics, "Commodore".

Centipede: Trim the sails!

Ladybug: There are no sails.

Centipede: Stoke the engines!

Earthworm: There are no engines.

Centipede: I can't work with this miserable crew!"

"James: ... and the Glow-worm!
 * During the introduction of the bugs:

Glow-worm [facing the wrong way]: God bless the colonies!"