Batter Up/Quotes

""I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!""

- Dr. Seuss

""Once, the signature crack of this equipment conjured images of America's pastime. Now, it has evolved into the brutal chorus of a thugsong.""

- baseball bat weapon description, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

""Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in? BOINK.""

- The Scout, Team Fortress 2

"For it's one, two, three strikes you're dead at the old ball game!"

- Marik, Marik Plays Bloodlines