Clash of the Dinosaurs/Funny

""There's not a lawyer in this world that's too fat that T. rex couldn't swallow.""
 * To quote one talking head:

"(in high voice) "Hi, I'm a Deinonychus!"
 * To paraphrase one talking head, using his hands to represent dinosaurs:

(in low voice) "Hi, I'm a Sauroposeidon!"

(squishing motion)"