Leo and Satan/Funny

Algebra Aversion

 * WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH-Socks awe fo' yo' feet silly.
 * ->Satan: Dun worry lil' boi, Satan'll help you wit dat homework faster'n you can say HERRRRAWG....ARRRRRG....RAAAAAAAAAAAORWWW!!!!-Okay?
 * Algebra! You can SUCK. MY. BALLS!

Sugar Trip
"Leo: I don't know, Satan. My mom told me to never to talk to strangers. And this one has an erection."
 * The Bum that Leo and Satan encounter.

Trash Hazard
"Leo: Whoa Satan, looks like your stealth is out da window *cheesy smile*
 * Satan's 'stealth' tactics and the ensuing exchange.

Satan: *serious* Shut the fuck up Leo.

Satan: Booaaarrdd gaammee!

Leo: Can we play it?

Satan: I dunno, can we? *about 5 seconds of mocking gibberish*

Leo: OK Satan, let's just play the board game."

-- "Satan: You put your finger on this here majigger, and then you ask it a question.
 * Satan teaching Leo about the Ouija board.

Leo: Hello?

Satan in a very stern, angry voice: I didn't say greet it, I SAID ASK IT A QUESTION."

-- "Satan: The power of Christ compels you!
 * Satan earnestly shouting "The power of Christ compels you!" is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

Ghost Leo: Ah... fuck you."

Leo Goes to School
"Exposed Entrepreneur: I never went to school, and LOOK AT ME! *note that he says this after tearing off the face of the bus driver he was wearing like a mask*"


 * And this little gem from the same episode:

"Leo: I thought birthday wishes were supposed to come true.

Satan: Nope. They're just like prayers."


 * Made even more darkly humorous by the fact that the wish actually did come true.