Heal Thyself/Quotes

"Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!"

"Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!"

"Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use."

- The fine print on a Medkit in Concerned

"Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust."

- Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw discussing healing showers on 1213's commentary track

"First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier."

- Games Radar, 101 things we've learned from games

"Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor."

- Cracked, "7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work"