Anti-Poopsocking/Quotes

"I mean, if you have to answer the phone or take a shit, it's like, "Tough shit if you gotta take a shit!" You gotta take a quick shit! You gotta have turbo turds! I gotta play the game, I've got shit stains in my pants and an answering message on my phone that says "Sorry, I'm playing Ghostbusters II on Nintendo"! What a selfish game. Bottom line, have a fucking PAUSE BUTTON, GOD DAMN IT!"

- The Angry Video Game Nerd, review of Ghostbusters II for the NES

"Your nocturnal perseverance has unlocked a hidden gaming tip: GO TO BED! "

- the Advisor from Dungeon Keeper