Impossible Thief/Quotes

"Red Mage: Where did you get that?

Thief: Hm? This? I stole it. From the future."

- Eight Bit Theater

"Garrett: I've never robbed a god before. It'll be a challenge."

- Thief the Dark Project

"Sam: You could send me to prison.

Policeman:Nice try, but we both know you're not allowed back until you tell the warden where his cell doors went."

- Freefall

"Jake: Whoa, dude... Why are you naked?

Finn: (just now noticing he has no clothes on) WHA!? PEEEEEENNYYYYYYY!!!"

- Adventure Time

"Policeman, policeman

Help me please

Someone went and stole my knees

I'd chase him down but I suspect

My feet and legs just won't connect"

- Stop, Thief!