Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged/Funny

"Kuwabara: You just got Kuwabara-owned!
 * "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"
 * "Is Atsuko gonna havta choke a bitch?"
 * From The Movie:

Yusuke: (off-screen) ...boooooooooo.

Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi."

"Kurama: (as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock) Hm? What's this?
 * "STOP SAYING THINGS!"
 * "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?"
 * "Who punches down a tree?!"

Hinageshi: Peep!

Kurama: (slams the rock back down on top of her)"

"Kuwabara: Ooh, say "I can has cheezburger!"
 * "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"
 * "GO FUCK A TOASTER, URAMESHI!"
 * The "new" voices everyone gets after the Filler Villain achieves the power he was looking for.
 * "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep peep peep! ...peep!"
 * "Or [Hinageshi] could just be ass-retarded."
 * The entire contemplation between Botan and Keiko.
 * The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive Ear Worm.
 * During episode 16:

Byakko: ...I...can...has cheezburger?"

"Yusuke: (after Kuwabara takes off his shirt) What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass?
 * Episode 15:
 * "I don't know what you just said, but it pisses me right the fuck off!"
 * "Git-er-done, motherfucker." Delivered by Kurama, no less.
 * Yusuke and Kuwabara's reaction to Genbu saying, "Git 'er done!"
 * Episode 17:

Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi. This is srs bznss. Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can neuter the crap out of you!"

"Kurama: Kuwabara?
 * Hiei to Yusuke, after he asks one too many stupid questions: "You're really just a detective in title only, aren't you?"
 * Episode 18

Kuwabara: Yeah?

Kurama: If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability?

[Beat]

Hiei: I love you

Kurama: What was that Hiei?

Hiei: I said lets go inside!

Kuwabara: Do you think the little guy can handle this?

Kurama: Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance.

Yusuke: What d'you mean?

Kurama: Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all﻿ increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed.

Kuwabara: So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy?

Yusuke: You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you?

Kuwabara: Go To Hell!"

"Kurama: Great, now I have retard in surround sound."
 * Kurama's Deadpan Snarker comments. One gets the impression that this is what his anime incarnation would say if he wasn't so unfailingly polite.

"Henchman: Behold! Your worst nightmare: a true demon in flesh and bone! Let your reality crumble under the horror that is...why aren't you scared?
 * From Rescue Yukina abridged, we get this exchange from Yusuke's first encounter with a member of the apparition gang.

Yusuke: Why should we be?

Henchman: Because I'm a freaking demon! You're just children. Don't you know the rules? I'm the terrifying horror from the darkest reaches of realms unknown.

Yusuke: I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of Waverly Place, you still aren't scary.

Henchman: Oh come on! My hands have fracking mouths on them!

Yusuke: Yes, and I'm sure your nightly ritual is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?"