Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Fridge

"MC Pee Pants: A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
 * Fridge Brilliance - MC Pee Pants first appears with a plan to get everyone addicted to candy as part of a "Global diet-pill Pyramid Scheme."

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell

Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated

And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created."


 * Why diet pills? What better for a population brain-washed into candy binges?