Phil of the Future/Funny

"Keely: What are a couple of teenagers going to do in a dark room with no adult supervision?"

"Phil: Forbidden Romance calls for Forbidden Hedge Trimming."

"Pim: What kind of name is Keely?

Phil: Asks Pim."

"Keely: She's in Indonesia.

Phil: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.

Keely: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods."

"Phil: Keely, Keely, Keely.

Keely: [pushes Phil gently] Don't you triple Keely me!"

"Barb: That's perfect! I could be the hostess with the mostess!

Pim: Mom, you can't even make toastess."

"Phil: What I need you to do is go to the street fair...

Keely Replicate: I love the street fair.

Phil: ...with Via...

Keely Replicate: I love Via.

Phil: ...while I take Keely, the real Keely, skyaking.

Keely Replicate: I love skyaking.

Phil: Yes, but you're going to the street fair.

Keely Replicate: I love the street fair. *gasp* Pillows!"