Crazy Awesome/Laconic

This character is awesome because they're crazy.

"Saddle up your flying shark (after making sure those jet engines are well secured to the saddle) and fly over from your Luxury Suite on Mars, across the stars, past the moon and over to an erupting volcano to beat a killer T-Rex with your bare hands before barbecuing enough hamburgers to feed 10,000 people in 10 seconds whilst juggling, playing violin and having a yodeling contest, before touching down at the Crazy Awesome entry HERE"