Card Sharks/Funny

Card Sharks, the game of survey questions and Acey-Deucey, certainly had some hilarous moments.

Jim Perry (1978-81)
"Perry: "I told you at that New Year's Party, I TOLD YOU...battery fluid and STP doesn't mix, but no...""
 * 1978: "Do you think you could do a better job hosting Card Sharks than Jim Perry?"
 * January 1, 1979: G2-T2 (the question holder) had a little too much fun for New Year's...
 * January 2, 1980: G2-T2 shows up with a post-New Year's hangover yet again.


 * September 1980: Gene Rayburn attempts to hit on one of the models during the Game Show Hosts Tournament.
 * November 1980: Bill Daly, while playing a Celebrity Edition, got a Queen as his first card. He opted to change it, getting an 8 in its place and a snark from Perry: "Hey, Minnesota Fats, you now have the worst card in the deck!" He ended up running the board and stunning opponent (and fellow The Bob Newhart Show cast member) Marcia Wallace.
 * December 1980: During a children's week, a player starts the Money Cards with $8,040.
 * February 1981: Jim makes fun of Richard Dawson, complete with massively-outdated Family Feud picture (showing the original 1976-77 buzzers).

Bob Eubanks (1986-89)

 * Early 1986: This contestant's answer to a toss up question.
 * October 30, 1986: Just before a contestant plug, Lacey Pemberton thought Eubanks was Rafferty, calling him "Bill" before realizing her error.
 * March 31, 1989: A couple from the Grand Finale...
 * A female contestant (Pam) said that she had a boyfriend whom she called Peck. When Eubanks commented on the unusual name, she said that it was short for "Peckerhead".
 * The worthless final contestant plug.

Bill Rafferty (1986-87, Nighttime)
"Rafferty: "What every boy wants. Every boy knows his room is incomplete without Victorian dolls. I can remember when I was a youth, I used to come home from baseball practice, and go 'I can't wait to put the petticoats on'.""
 * 1986-87: During a Young People's Week, a male contestant uncovered a prize card for Victorian dolls,.

Pat Bullard (2001)

 * (Nothing as of yet, but here just in case...and any examples would likely be unintentional.)