Better Than It Sounds/Film X


 *  : Holocaust survivor uses a rusted statue to make a point. Other people stop him.
 *  : Disabled guy is kidnapped by evil colonel.
 *  : Holocaust survivor recruits army to kill a bald kid. Meanwhile, a Ph.D. biologist kills her boyfriend and goes berserk.
 *  : Angry Canadian wants to kill his brother, and asks the help of evil colonel.
 *  : Guy spends years trying to return a coin. In the meantime, he meets a womanizer and they start meeting weird people.
 * Alternatively: A nerd breaks up with his boyfriend over political differences.