Dumb Is Good/Quotes

"How sweet to be an Idiot,

As harmless as a cloud,

Too small to hide the sun

Almost poking fun,

At the warm but insecure untidy crowd."

"How sweet to be an idiot,

And dip my brain in joy,

Children laughing at my back,

With no fear of attack,

As much retaliation as a toy."

- Neil Innes, "How Sweet To Be An Idiot"

"A small mind is easily filled with faith."

- Commissar Exen Treuer, Mordian 23rd

"What did you learn today?

I learned nothin

What did you do today?

I did nothin

What did you learn at school?

I didn't go

Why didn't you go to school?

I don't know"

"It's cool to know nothin..."

- The Kaiser Chiefs, "Never Miss A Beat"

"Look at the happy moron,

He doesn't give a damn

I wish I were a moron

Dear God, perhaps I am!"

- Unknown

""God only gives you 26 seconds of 'tard happy in you're LIFETIME....enjoy it.""

- Ralphie May

"Averagely wise a man should be,

never too wise,

for a wise man's heart is seldom cheerful

if the one who owns it is too wise."

- "Sayings of the High One," the Poetic Edda.

""Take a smart guy and he ain't hardly ever a nice fella.""

- Slim, Of Mice and Men