Motorcity/Funny

"Julie: I'm wrecked!
 * After a bout of Deadly Dodging to take down some attacking robots:

Dutch: Me too!

Texas: I can still punch but my car won't start."

"Chuck: This is a ridiculous amount of lasers!"
 * Chuck's a good wingman, especially when it comes to color commentary.

""Texas punch good! Oh no! Not Texas!""
 * "That means he wants me to beat you up!" "Yeah...I know."
 * Texas's master plan to infiltrate Kane Co.
 * In the aftermath of the, Chuck and Mike sitting stock still and covered in soot, with Mike
 * Poor Claire in "Ride the Lightning." Special mention to when she simple tries to sit down in a random chair. Tries.

"Chuck: You know... I may not make it back.
 * Also from "Ride the Lightning":

Claire: Wait, what? (to Julie) You're leaving? Again?

Chuck: I said, I may not-

Claire: (totally ignoring Chuck) Look, you can't leave me here again, okay? I'll die of weirdness!

Chuck: ...okay, I'm gonna go now.

Chuck takes maybe three steps before slipping and wiping out on 9 Lives."

"Dutch: Jacob! I have never been so happy to see your old, wrinkly face!
 * Even funnier on a second watch: He falls on purpose, then crawls off the roof of the car and in through the open window like he wants to hide.
 * Dutch needs to work on his compliments:

Jacob: Uh... thanks?"

"Kane: I have a gun that shoots a snake!"
 * The moment when the Burners minus Mike are moping over their failed takedown of the weather machine and all of a sudden Texas gets up to swing and SMASH the table they were sitting at. And as a bonus, if you look closely, Dutch and Chuck jump in surprise while Julie just looks kind of peeved, as if Texas does this all the time.
 * The opening of "Texas-ify it."

"Texas: I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, ya gotta weld it. Dutch can do that, and Julie's good with infiltrating, Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck?...
 * Texas gets a lot of good lines in this episode, the possible crowner being when describing his team:

Chuck: [Chuck smiles.]

Texas:...well, I don't know what Chuck does but he can like, scream or something.

Chuck: [Chuck frowns.]"

"Mike: How much of that [weed killer] do you have?
 * The team could do with a lesson in effective communications:

Jacob: How much do you need?

Mike: How much do you have?

Jacob: Well, how much do you need?

Mike: How much do you have?

Jacob: GAH! Will you just tell me how much you need?"

"Kaia: Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming."
 * After hearing Chuck yelling because his sample just tried to eat him...

"Chuck: And I do not scream like a lady!"
 * Afterwards, as Mike's giving a super-serious little speech to Kaia about how they're not going to help her, Chuck interrupts.


 * The Duke of Detroit is a mash-up of hilarity, awesomeness and nightmare fuel: He's completely over-the-top style-wise, hyena-laughing mad and incredibly influential among the gangs of Motorcity.
 * Texas and Dutch have to share a bed, and wind up spooning. Dutch is not pleased. Texas sleeps like a baby.