Star Trek Online/Funny

"In the wake of the concert, members of your crew have requested an unusually high number of amnesia-inducing stimulants."
 * At the end of 'Coliseum', Hakeev of the Tal Shiar corners you. You've been cut off and betrayed, and you're staring down the barrels of a dozen Romulan disruptors. He happily gloats about your impending demise, his men level their guns and squeeze the triggers... and your ship locks onto your signal and beams you out just in time. Cue an outraged, perfectly-timed, and utterly priceless Big No.
 * Mission completion texts for Duty Officer assignments can be very amusing - especially when things go wrong.
 * Authorise Shipboard Concert - Failure:

"Your victims were routed to Sickbay with alcohol poisoning."
 * Host Diplomatic Reception - Disaster: