The Losers/Funny

"Pooch: Don't you two feel so much better?
 * "That's right, bitches! I got a crossbow!"
 * "I'm the black MacGyver -- BlackGyver!"
 * "You call me Legless Pooch again, and you'll be Headless Jensen."
 * "I like Headless Jensen! It makes me sound like a pirate."
 * "Is today just Stupid Question Day and nobody told me?"
 * The scene in the van where Pooch makes Clay and Roque apologize to each other.

Clay and Roque: No."

"Max: "So, since you can't shoot me..."
 * The entire scene involving Jensen infiltrating the office building.
 * "Her gun! It's pointed at my dick!"
 * Pretty much ANYTHING that comes out of Jensen's mouth is a hoot.
 * "Ready to take a giant step for...guys who steal stuff I guess."
 * 'What the hell was that? That was a 'hit him in the face' nod, not a 'throw him off the roof' nod.' Max is an evil bastard, but damn if he isn't hilarious.
 * Max: Do you have any fours? Scientist: Go fish? Max (looks at his hand, revealing he has several fours): Well, actually no, you have several fours here. You don't actually know how to play this game do you?
 * Max getting mugged at the end. It makes it better just how nonchalantly he takes it.
 * This exchange during the final confrontation between Clay & Max:

Clay: * shoots Max in the shoulder *"

"Roque: If anything smells like a trap, I get to put a bullet in your skull. Does that sound fair?
 * Or this exchange:

Aiyisha: That sounds like fun.

Jensen: Sounds like my parents."