Board James/Funny

"James: Get away from me! Suck HIS balls!
 * In the review for Dragonstrike, the narrator on the VHS tells James to check if anyone's watching, and Po passes by the window.
 * The Mr. Bucket review. Mr. Bucket is cornering James with no escape, and Motherfucker Mike comes in the room. You'd think he'll end up saving James, but then this happens:

Mr. Bucket: (turns to Mike) BALLS! B-B-B-B-B-B-BALLS! BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS!

Mike: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

"James: I turned you off!
 * From the same episode:

Mr. Bucket: But you turn me on!"

"Bad-Luck Bootsy: I like my coffee how I like my women. *sips coffee* WITH MY DICK IN IT! *pelvic thrust* BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK."
 * Before any of that, the absolutely appalled looks on the faces of James and Mike when they watch an old commercial for Mr. Bucket.
 * From the Donut Disaster video.

"Mike: Doggie gonna make little doo-doo, or doggie gonna do big shit?
 * Pretty much the entire Doggie Doo video, but here are a few gems:

Either Mike or James (not sure which) in a dog-like voice: DOGGIE GONNA DO A BIG SHIT!

(The dog shits)"

"Mike: Ohhh, it's nuclear shit!
 * And right after they react to it:

James: What kind of toxic waste does this dog shit?

Mike: Nuclear dookie!

James: Nuclear dookie? It's nukie dookie!

Mike (singsong): Nukie dookie, nukie dookie, nukie dookie!"

"James: Now, seriously. It's a game... where a dog shits!"
 * And James summing it up at the end, more or less in his usual manner of reviewing:

"Mike: So, how do we play this game?
 * Seems they're passing over game play in this one.

James: Who cares? It's a dog that shits!

Mike: That's what I was thinking!"