Fashion Victim Villain/Quotes

""You're dressed as a space angel. Why?""

- Joel, riffing on the Big Bad's outfit in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Operation Double 007

"Valmont: I will put up with a lot, Shendu, but I draw the line at wearing a dress!

Shendu: This is a sorcerer's gown!"

- Jackie Chan Adventures

"Donald Pleaseance: Meet me in the laboratory.

Tom Servo: And don't ever outdress me again."

- Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Puma Man

"Konstantine Brayko: Who are you? Where did you come from - where the fuck are my guards?!

Mike Thorton: I told your guards to go home and go to bed. That jacket was so bright they couldn't sleep.

Brayko: What the fuck did you say?!

Mike: Oh, so you can't hear me over that jacket either? No wonder it was so easy to sneak in here.


 * Alternative**

Brayko: Ah-hah! So you're the fuck that gate-crashes my party, huh? Maybe next time you wait for an invite to the school dance... But then, maybe there is no next time for you, shithead.

Mike: ...Is that jacket for real? Wow. And I thought the mansion was tasteless.

Brayko: Let's see how funny you are when I cut out your tongue, buddy.

Mike: Big talk from someone dressed like a seat cover."

- Alpha Protocol

"Wallace Wells: "Hey! What's up with his outfit?"

Random Guy: "Yeah, is he a pirate?"

Scott Pilgrim: "Are you a pirate?"

Matthew Patel: "Pirates are IN this year!""

- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World