Arashi/YMMV


 * Contractual Purity: Being Johnny idols, they are not allowed to reveal their dating lives to the public, in order to keep up the illusion of an 'attainable' guy. They are also not allowed to publicly announce their relationships until they turn 30, and can only marry after 35.
 * Ear Worm: Most of their songs are this. As in they will never leave you.
 * Portmanteau Couple Name: Ohno and Nino came up with their own one, Ohmiya SK.
 * Viewer Gender Confusion: They're already girly looking enough, and when they put on womens clothing, even seasoned fans can make a slip up and think they're girls.