Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1 E7 Angel/Quotes

""Angel? I can just see him in a relationship. 'Hi Honey, you're in grave danger. I'll see you next month.""

- Buffy

"''"Buffy, come on, wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book."

"What, saving my life? Getting slashed in the ribs?"

"Duh!"''"

- Xander and Buffy

"''"My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! I-- You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And... and when it says that your eyes are penetrating, I meant to write-- bulging!"

"Buffy..."

"And "A" doesn't even stand for Angel for that matter, it stands for..., a charming foreign exchange student, so Achmed that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all..."

"Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear."

"Oh."''"

- Buffy and Angel

"''"It seems you encountered the Three. Warrior vampires, very proud and very strong."

"How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on."

"Well, you weren't here from midnight until six researching it."''

[sheepishly] No, I was sleeping. ""

- Giles and Willow

""Cool! Crossbow! Check out these babies. Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality. What can I shoot?""

- Buffy

"Xander: I know you have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in love with him, right?

[Buffy looks away.]

Xander You're in love with a vampire?! What, are you outta your mind?!

Cordelia: What?!

Xander: [to Cordelia] Not vampire... How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!

Cordelia: [at another girl] Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knockoff? This is a knockoff, isn't it?! Some cheesy knockoff! This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements...!

Buffy: You think we have problems..."

""Ok, so let's review. Reconstruction began when?" "... Buffy?"

[distracted] Huh? Reconstruction? Uh, Reconstruction began after the... construction... which was shoddy so they had to reconstruct.""

- Willow and Buffy

"''"Sometimes I have this fantasy that Xander's just gonna grab me and kiss me right on the lips!

"You want Xander, you've gotta speak up, girl!"

"No, no, no, no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms."''"

- Willow and Buffy

"''"I invited you into my home and then you attacked my family."

"Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friend's children. For a hundred years I offered an ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart."''"

- Buffy and Angel

""When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul. That's gone. No conscience, no remorse... It's an easy way to live. You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done, and to care.""

- Angel

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