13 Ghosts/Funny

2001 Remake
"Dennis: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Where are you going!?
 * This little nugget:

Arthur: We're going downstairs to get Bobby so we can get out of here.

Dennis: Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs!? NO! There are ghosts downstairs!

Maggie: This basement?

Dennis: YES this basement! If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a shit!"

"Dennis: [after having spent a considerable amount of time trying to explain the situation to a bemused Arthur] Ghosts, Arthur. I used to - I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.
 * And this:

Arthur: [beat] ...Goats?

Dennis: [utterly exasperated] GHOSTS! Ghosts, goddammit!"