Accidental Pervert/Haiku

An obscene haiku Don’t look at it! It’s naked! What a perv you are! "--Rabid Biscuit"

Again and again, I walk in on you changing. Please stop hitting me. "--Bozozoku"

I reached, not looking, Felt something soft, startled, then She twisted my arm. "--User:So We Ate Them"

Hands on something... soft? It feels like two pillows... Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY! "--Zblayde"

A wind blew in here Thought I saw paradise; then I was sent to one. "--Dezastico"

Kyaa! Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to Accidental Pervert, you Baka!