Tweep



"Kate: Hey, this says you need a sign. I can do that!

Milton: Aw, you don't have to, Kate. It's a plain old boring sign. I can handle that.

Kate: Milton, what's my most favorite thing in the world?

Milton: "Bringing a sense of joy and wonder to the otherwise dull and mundane."

Kate: I was going to say, "the smell of marker fumes." But, uh, that joy and wonder thing is right up there."

Tweep is the story of a group of friends and their acquaintances, living their lives with only the briefest forays into the realms of hipster kings and the like.

Found here.

Contains examples of:
"Julie: ... with aromatherapy vents ... and satellite radio ...
 * Art Evolution
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Lily.
 * Distant Reaction Shot: Not very distant, but still, that scream had to be loud.
 * Excuse Question: Technically, an excuse duel.
 * Grumpy Bear: Owen, owner of the music shop, mixes this with The Stoic.
 * Incredibly Lame Pun: Milton, committing one of these.
 * Lantern Jaw of Justice: Discussed with respect to Captain Stone on Space Force.
 * Nice Hat: Tweep has four: Bunlop's Fedora, Frank's Cap, Owen's Cowboy Hat and the Hat of the Hipster King.
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: The atomic cherrywood gelato maker.

Milton: You want one, don't you?

Julie: Well, c'mon. It's happiness in a box."


 * Schedule Slip: Marked in the archives by a couple bridging strips.
 * Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion: When the blender explodes.
 * Take Our Word for It: Thing #17 that Milton could do if he had more time.
 * The Stoic: George, zen generator.
 * Unresolved Sexual Tension: Between Jack and Lily.
 * Webcomic Time: Indubitably.