Title of Show/Funny

"Jeff: So movies make good musicals?
 * Most of the show.

Hunter: ...well, they make musicals."

"Susan: You sketched that turtle you saw in in ad on late-night cable TV!
 * Pretty much all of "Original Musical", and Hunter calling Jeff a "cracker".
 * During Die, Vampire, Die!:

Heidi/Hunter/Jeff: Tippy Turtle!

Susan: But your fourth-grade teacher said:

Heidi: "You can't draw!"

Susan: Oh, those vampires just won't let you be!

Hunter/Jeff: Fuck you, Ms. Johnson! Word."