Truncated Power Rangers/Funny

Episode 1 - Pilot "Kim: Do we have to?
 * As the Rangers receive their powers:

Zordon: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH."

"Jason: BELT BUCKLE!"
 * The first morph:

Episode 2 - Cancellation
 * Scarab attacking with the Chicken Dance.
 * The Rangers summoning the Megazord without explanation or extended summoning sequence.

Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood "Rita: And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!"
 * Alpha reacting to the Rangers' newly-instilled "attitude".
 * Rita confronting the Rangers.


 * Tommy's entire first battle.

Episode 5 - Wax Pathetic "Rita: What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!"
 * The morph call.
 * The Monster-Matic waking Rita up.

"Zordon: As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match."
 * Zordon commenting on a rampaging Peitouche.


 * Baboo commenting on Jason's idiocy.

Episode 6 - A Myster?ous Occurrence "Jason: Really...
 * The Rangers deliver a Take That to the added visuals of Disney's reversioning of the show:

Trini: ...tacky...

Billy: ...unnecessary...

Kimberly: ...graphics!"

Episode 8 - Let's Hear It for the Toy "Jason: Go put on your real shield, doofus!"
 * Any of Titanus' lines.
 * Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:

"Jason: All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "Zyuranger" mean?"
 * When Jason finds the Star Slingers:

"Rita: [pointing to the subtitles] Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!
 * From the original version, since taken down:

Squatt: I thought they left in episode 3."

Episode 9 - Big Things & Little Packages "Rita: Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!"
 * After giving the Rangers their communicators back:


 * Bulk and Skull trying to do the Mario.

Episode 10 - Chase Figure "Titanus: Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? SERIOUS FACE IS ON!"

Episode 11 - America's Natinal Pastime "Rita: That's it! I'm tired of arguing when RPM takes place on Rangerboard!
 * Rita's complaints about RPM's place in the timeline.

Goldar: My empress, we both know it's between SPD and Time Force.

Rita: But the apocalypse!"

Episode 12 - The Rangers Lose a Member
 * Goldar saying no one could be stupid enough to enter the Dark Dimension on their own ... and then does.

Episode 15 - Doppelgangbang
 * The dialogue between the Rangers and their respective clones.

Episode 15.5 - Now with Recipes for Some Reason
 * Danny's bit.

Episode 19 - Testing One's Gourd "Jason: [camera fades out] Oh no, I can't see! [camera fades back in] Oh wait, it's better now."
 * During the commercial fadeout as the Rangers get the pumpkins stuck on their heads:

Episode 20 - There's No 'U' in Winner
 * Tommy and Ernie practicing football.

Episode 24 - Daytime Emmy Bait "Jason: I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of Sam the Eagle.
 * The Simian Censor doing his impressions of the Rangers.
 * Jason getting him back:

The Simian Censor: Oh no, my influence is showing!"

"The Simian Censor: By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like Teletubbies.

Jason: I thought you wanted to make it less gay!"

"Trini: Come on, would Zordon really hire two Yellow Rangers!?
 * Trini trying to convince the team that the other Yellow Ranger is the Simian Censor.

Jason: Don't pin this on Zordon!

Zack: True that, he can only do so much with what the Sentai season provides!"

Episode 25 - Random Access Monster
 * Zordon: "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."
 * Haggis the Horrible: "I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!"

Episode 26 - No Need to Fret
 * Bulk and Skull trying to cosplay as Princess Peach and Bowser for E3.
 * So much of Ron Wasserman's dialogue.

Episode 28 - Magenta
 * Jason incessantly calling out attacks in the Dark Dimension.

Episode 29 - The New Guy Sucks
 * Much of the dialogue regarding Sauron's "background change attack".

Episode 33 - There's a Wedding in Here Somewhere
 * Rita: "Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer."
 * Announcer: "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"
 * The wedding and the subsequent reception.