Dude Looks Like a Lady/Quotes

"Marius: He looks like...a girl.

James: You look like a girl.

Marius: Wha?! No, YOU look like a girl!

iddy pop: Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo."

- My Life in Blue

""It's a man...I think.""

- Tack Jefferson, The Slash

""I just make a policy not to make friends with girls who are as adorable as I am. I don’t need anyone else drawing attention away from me! So stay away from me, got it? Is that all sinking in?""

- Serra, to the (Male) Lucius Fire Emblem 7:The Blazing Sword.

""SEE?! I'm a GUY! Really! That's not a secret or anything!""

- Husky, who is proving to Nana he's a boy. Plus Anima Chapter 13: Husky's Melancholy

""Now I won't be confused by your she-male looks anymore""

- Sue Sylvester after cutting off a girl's boy's hair in the hallway.

""I remember the first time I heard about Justin Bieber; one of my friends showed me a picture and said "hey, what do you think of Justin Bieber?" and I'm like "woah, she's hot!" He was like, "uh, it's a boy" and I was like "oh... well she's STILL hot!" And that's how I became a registered sex offender!""

- The Amazing Atheist

"Kuja: Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.

Garland: "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...

(Garland grumbles)

Kuja: I told you a million times, dad. I am NOT a GIRL.

Garland: Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...

(Garland waves hello to everyone there)

Garland Oh, heya kiddos! Are you my little Kuja's friends? Well, isn't that just dandy! She's finally going out and socializing! I'm so proud of you, dear!

(Garland laughs heartily and slaps Kuja on the shoulder)"

- Garland entering the Desert Palace and seeing his son daughter in We Are Our Avatars

"Oh, he's so pretty. If he was a girl, I'd be all over him!"

- Michael Trinity about Tieria Erde, Mobile Suit Gundam 00