The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim/Haiku

Defeat the dragons And eat their souls To save the world, again "Kardamon"

Skyrim's dangerous And cold, stranger. Better bring Two swords and a beard. "Mag Flare"

You know what is wrong? Everyone's obsessed with death In Skyrim these days. "Kimarous"

Used to adventure Was just like you, friend, but then Arrow in the knee. "MisterKerr"

Skyrim’s in crisis How do we solve its problems? Three words: FUS RO DAH! "The Eternal"

Skyrim, Perfect Game Take an Arrow to the knee Shout at a Dragon

"Captaindiddlysquat"

Hail the Dovhakiin Or he'll Fus Ro Dah your ass Off the highest cliff

"Accela"