A Chorus Line/YMMV

"" I used to love to give garage recitals. Bizarre recitals. This one time I was doing Frankenstein as a musicale and I spray painted this kid silver -- all over. They had to rush him to the hospital. 'Cause he had that thing when your pores can't breathe... he lived 'cause luckily I didn't paint the soles of his feet.""
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: "We were necking and I was feeling her boobs and feeling her boobs. And after about an hour, she was all, 'Oooh! Don't you wanna feel anything else?' And I suddenly thought, 'No. No I don't!' That was probably the first time I realized I was homosexual."
 * Bobby's monologue is also pure hilarity.

""I've never seen the Red Shoes. I'd never heard of the Red Shoes. I don't give a fuck about the Red Shoes!""
 * The monologue at the beginning of "Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen", as well. Telling a priest at confessional you have gonorrhea... as a virgin.
 * How about pretty much anything Val says?


 * Never Live It Down: Mark
 * Romantic Plot Tumor: The relationship between Zach and Cassie, only hinted at in the stage version, is the focus of the film version.
 * Tear Jerker: Where to start?
 * Paul's monologue. http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/acl/fromtheshow/monologues.html
 * "Daddy, I would love to dance."
 * The end. When you realize that
 * "Kiss today goodbye...and point me toward tomorrow..."
 * The Woobie: was Paul.