Superhero Movie/Funny

"Lou Landers: "Of course, I've never married"
 * "Give me 5 minutes!"
 * The parody of the Spidey-MJ upside-down kiss is just plain brilliant. The ladder on which Dragonfly stands suddenly lowers enough to turn a kiss into something else.
 * "We have students who can walk through walls. We have students who think they can walk through walls."
 * "JESUS CHRIST!!" "Amen."
 * The snail apparently humping Rick's shoe.
 * This:

Jill Johnson: (offering a piece of cake) "Fruitcake?".

Lou Landers: "Nope, just never found the right woman""


 * "This is, healthy cough blood."