Uncharted/Funny

Drake's Fortune:
"Elena: Of course I don't trust them...
 * In the cutscene after Chapter 1:

(Nathan and Sully drive away in their boat.)

Elena: Sonofabitch."

"Guard: Halo?
 * As Drake is jumping out of a plane that is going down, he recounts how to parachute out of a plane (jump, count to 5, pull the rip cord), and when he does, he goes into full on Motor Mouth and Oh Crap mode, counting to five in less then a second, and screaming, especially when he finds out that the parachute has a hole in it.
 * A very funny conversation between Drake and one of the guards in the intercom - Drake tries to con them in Bahasa Indonesian.

Drake: Buka pintu! (Open the door!)

Guard: Siapa ini? Bicara Sekarang! (Who is this? Speak now!)

Drake: Ah, crap...Sialan lo! Cepatan, buka pintu! (Damn it! Hurry up, open the door!)

Guard: Ah, tai! (Ah, shit!)"

"Elena: Sure. It's...like a camera, right? You just point it and shoot.
 * And the door opens! Drake laughs, convinced of his own genius...and is then greeted by unhappy men with guns pouring from the entrance.
 * Elena's response to Nate asking if she can use a gun.

Nate: Good girl!"

"Nate: Ow! I did not see that!"
 * As Drake is about to go into a dangerous-looking cave, Sully warns him to be careful. His response is "Aren't I always?", which is when he bashes his head against the top of the entrance.

Among Thieves:
"Nate: It was raining and you were unconscious."
 * Many times in Among Thieves, but the shining star is And Nate's denial that he cried.

"Chloe: So. We're dicking this guy over, right?
 * "How the hell am I supposed to take out a hELLoooooo!"
 * "I'm sorry, do you have a plan to go with that grenade?"
 * Nate's hand puppet show after getting put in jail in the second game.
 * "Hey, jackass, you're ruining the show here."
 * Chloe, Flynn and Nate, after discovering their employer has sent them after something vastly more valuable than they had assumed:

Nate and Flynn: (in unison) Yes."

"Nate: Hey, check it out: Marco!
 * "There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you!" (Drake tosses guard off roof.) "There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you!"
 * Nate and Chloe climb to the top of a ruined hotel to discover a rooftop pool. If the player has Nate jump in and swims around, it triggers a conversation:

Chloe: Really?

Nate: C'mon!

Chloe: No.

Nate: (still swimming) Marco!

Chloe: ... (sighs) Polo.

Nate: (gets out of pool) FISH OUT OF WATER!

Chloe: You are so unprofessional."

"Drake, in a completely serious voice: "Clowns"."
 * Ironicus had a long giggle about that one when he discovered it.
 * Nate griping about anything and everything while in Chapter 15.
 * In the same vein, Nate heroically leaving everyone else behind so that he'll fight Lazarevic alone, and then bitching about what a stupid move it is the moment they're out of earshot.
 * As an addendum to the first bit, Drake reveals in said scene what he uses as a "ten" baseline on the Fright Scale:

"Elena: Clowns over ?"
 * Also Elena's reaction to it.

"Nate: There's no way you can make (Tenzin lands safely) oh hey you made it."
 * Nate's Diary:
 * ¡SKELZOR!
 * The Scare-O-Meter: Demon Sasquatch, Slippery Naked Dude and
 * The Many Faces of Victor Sullivan.
 * Angry Eddie: I kill you, Drake!
 * A scribbled reminder to buy altitude sickness pills and lipbalm.
 * Two pages covered in telephone numbers and names, all of them female, with dried flowers taped in beside them. Oh, Nate.
 * The picture labelled "SS Assholes", near an old note with the caption "Taken off dead Nazi #7, 862".
 * In the museum, Drake asks if Flynn is going to climb up and disable the alarm. Flynn just turns to him silently with a Fascinating Eyebrow.
 * Tenzin is swinging from one side of a chasm to the other:

"Nate: Here it is, Elena.
 * When Nate and Elena find :

Elena: ...Where is it?

Nate: I don't know."

Drake's Deception
"Sully: Not going down there without some hardware.
 * Sully, Elena, and Drake have come across a secret entrance without any guns.

Elena: Go talk to that rug merchant we just passed.

Sully: Guns, weapons!

Elena: He's not really a rug merchant.

Sully: (Realising) Ohhhhh.

Sully returns with a pair of sawed-off shotguns and hands one to Elena, leaving Drake weaponless.

Sully: (off Nate's look) What? He only had two."

"Nate: (with complete and grim seriousness) Listen, you can torture me all you want -
 * In the flashback with, blink and you'll miss it, but when sets down a beer and a fizzy fruit drink with lunch, the kid reaches for the beer first.
 * Most things that come out of  mouth are hilarious, especially when interacting with Nate.
 * It's dark, but:

Pirate Captain: (face lighting up) Okay!

Nate: Uhh, no, I mean -"

"Pirate Captain: Where is Iram of the Pillars?
 * Same conversation also gives us this

Nate: I don't know, buddy.

Pirate Captain: You insult me!

Nate: (exasperated) You're a pirate!"


 * Towards the end of the final chapter, when Nate

"Sully: Well, well, well.
 * "So then the guy says: 'Well, you better tickle mine too, 'cause now I gotta catch the goddamned thing.'" Oh, Sully.
 * Nate and Sully's reunion after Sully supposed . Nate points a gun at him and questions how he's supposed to know whether Sully's real or not. Sully just walks up to him, takes the gun, flicks Nate on the nose and then tells him never to point a gun at him again.
 * Made even funnier when you consider that the nose flicking is likely how he may have disciplined Nate when Nate was a kid.
 * Nate commenting that a clapped out old rustbucket is Sully's first car. Made even funnier because Sully seems genuinely interested about it.
 * This conversation on uncovering a well;

Nate: Heh, cute.

Elena: What?

Nate: Because it's a well."

"Talbot: Shit. (chase continues)"
 * Chloe remarking that  was 'tripping balls'.
 * Nate's notebook has a sketch of a couple of objects he and Sully passed by (including what looks like an old popcorn machine) with WTF ARE THESE?! written underneath.
 * A quick gag in the Yemen level. Nate is Parkour-chasing Talbot through the backstreets and ultimately into a hotel. Talbot runs through an open door, and when Nate follows, Talbot slams the door in his face and locks it. Nate, knocked off balance, staggers around and crashes through a different door - which opens into the same room.


 * When Sully says, "This is why we can't have nice things."

Golden Abyss:
"Nate: Sully, I need you!"
 * The part where you got a convoy of trucks with machine gun firing at you. Marisa Chase tells Drake that she saw explosives with the convoy. Drake replied with something along the lines of "No no no, that's not a good plan." Then the canvas covering the backmost-truck flips open, revealing a truckload of guess what.
 * Nathan dislikes taking the "scenic route" because the last time he did it, he ended up in a ditch behind the Taj Mahal. Naked.
 * "Why's the building on fire?" (Because Nathan Drake, that's why.)
 * When Dante tells Nate to go crying back to Sully. Nate defiantly responds that he doesn't need Sully. The next scene?


 * The entire river scene between Nate and Sully.

Misc.:
"Nate: Black was a bad choice!"
 * Nate's Best Character Nominee video for the VGA '11 awards, and the Acceptance Speech if he had won.

"Nolan: An eight year old little boy. And I stole it!"
 * Nolan North explaining he got the inspiration for Nate's catchphrase 'Kitty got wet' from his son.

"Nolan: I think what attracts Nate to Elena the most is the fact she's compassionate -
 * This behind the scenes video with Nolan North and Emily Rose.

Emily: (nods)

Nolan: She's intelligent.

Emily: (nods)

Nolan: And she's - we're talking about Elena.

Emily: Yeah! I get it.

Nolan: So just... relax. Just cool the jets."