John Quest/Characters

John


Tom identical twin brother and the protagonist of the short, Self-Parody John Quest.


 * : More than likely.
 * And Now for Someone Completely Different: To Ruby Quest.
 * Anti-Hero: While it seems that Weaver chose the best and most practical answers for Ruby Quest; the dumbest, most senseless, and weirdest were chosen for John Quest.
 * Big Eater
 * Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: I bet most people did not expect him to have the guts to punch that GAMERA.
 * Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: John PUNCHS GAMERA.
 * Disproportionate Retribution: John destroys his own water cooler, most likely to spite that smug bastard who blighted Tom and Ruby during their quest.
 * The Everyman
 * Fearless Fool
 * Idiot Hero
 * I'm a Bunnitarian: Played with.
 * Large Ham: Even more so than his brother.
 * Reality Warper
 * Sir Swearsalot
 * Violator of Common Sense
 * You Must Be This Tall to Enter
 * Your Size May Vary: He changed size erratically and seemingly completely out of will.

Opal
Another female rabbit and John's coworker in John Quest.


 * Plucky Office Girl
 * Unlucky Everyrabbit
 * Unlucky Everyrabbit