White Collar Worker/Quotes

"Working nine to five, what a way to make a living"

- Dolly Parton

"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."

- Dilbert

"An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience."

- Dilbert

"All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them."

- Dilbert

"The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job."

- Dilbert