Barry White

"I woke up one morning, went downstairs, said 'Good morning' to my mother and nearly scared both of us to death.'" "-Barry White, on the day he first developed his voice"

American song writer, 1944-2003.

The "Walrus of Love" was famous for his deep voice and steamy romance songs, which were probably responsible for the creation of a fair number of babies.

According to The Other Wiki, he was offered the role of Chef in South Park but declined as, being a devout Christian, he was uncomfortable with it.

Was allegedly planning a collaboration with Marvin Gaye before Mr. Gaye's untimely death. Had this come to pass, another baby boom would likely have resulted.

Also, he was apparently a fan of The Simpsons, which led to his making a guest appearance on the show.

For some reason, Hbi2k thinks Mr. White's music goes great with Jello shots.