Most Common Superpower/Haiku

Shapeshifting needed To fit into that costume? Nah, they all do that. -- User:Planet-man

Superheroines Need their superstrength to stand Up straight with those boobs. -- User:Mr Death

Superheroines frequently are oversized with huge... tracts of land. -- User:Alliterator

Described in one word BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS And big ones at that -- User:Major Tom

The villain's last words: "Your mammaries are crushing me." A very good death -- User:Hremsfeld

The divine right of hyper human mammaries. Sweet juggs, Power Girl. -- User:Warrior Of Light