How to Be a Complete Monster

So you wanna be a villain who has no redeeming qualities? Here are the steps.


 * 1) Be the Big Bad. Heck, just be a villain. Being the Big Bad helps, though.
 * 2) Let the heroes come into your trap and torture and/or kill them. Painfully.
 * 3) Break the Cutie or kill The Woobie. For a better result, keep The Woobie alive, but make his/her life a living hell consciously.
 * 4) Kick the Dog. Especially if the dog is adorable. If you have a dog, kill it and/or torture it as soon as possible.
 * 5) Don't have a Freudian Excuse. If you by any chance have an excuse, just make sure your present day depravity far outweighs your past.
 * 6) Love your Hannibal Lecture. And don't be swayed by anyone's appeal for good.
 * 7) Be reasonless in evil.
 * 8) Laugh at your victims' misery, especially at their lowest.
 * 9) Forget about standards, children should be no different than adult from your point of view. Unless you have a special treatment for them.
 * 10) Be a Self-Made Orphan.
 * 11) Make sure your favorite sound is 'screaming of other people'
 * 12) If I am ever in charge of a military I will make sure to not care about the lives of my own forces. I will frequently send them on deadly missions for almost no reason at all
 * 13) Dine only on Endangered Species; especially cute ones.
 * 14) Love the sight of people in despair. Even better: Actively drive people into despair, make it your hobby or something!
 * 15) Love no one in your life. You are looking out for Number One, always!
 * 16) Either show indifference to your heinous attrocities, or flat out enjoy them. You have no shame, no remorse, no regrets for the path you have taken.
 * 17) A chance for redemption? A chance to make a new start? NEVER!
 * 18) Just always do your absolute best to do your absolute worst.