Boris Johnson/Funny


 * Pick a Boris quote. Any Boris quote.
 * “The French looked at a dining table and saw the opportunity to have dinner. We looked at the dining table and saw the opportunity to play Wiff Waff!!”
 * "Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
 * "My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive."