Role Association/Film G


 * G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: A green-skinned space babe, Darth Maul, and a Wayans brother are members of an elite team of soldiers fighting a group of Terrorists Without a Cause led by Tommy of all people and Victoria as the definitive Baroness, who get their weapons from the Ninth Doctor who has apparently forgotten that he Doesn't Like Guns . Mr. Eko is also involved.
 * Galaxy of Terror: A crew which includes Uncle Martin, Joanie Cunningham, Captain Spaulding and Freddy Krueger is sent on a rescue mission to a planet filled with gruesome things out to kill them.
 * Galaxy Quest: Tim Taylor, Ellen Ripley, Adrian Monk, and Hans Gruber save Elliot DiMauro from Ethan Rayne.
 * Gambit (not that one): Mary, Bertie, and Snape work with horses.
 * Game Change (HBO TV movie): Haymitch and Livingston tap Clarice Starling 2.0 to be a "secret agent's" running mate.
 * Gamer: Det. Tutuola's ex-wife's son  convinces wired-up prisoner King Leonides to escape the Real Life first-person-shoot-em-up run by Dexter that he's forced to enter in order to return to his wife and child.
 * Gangs of New York: Jack Dawson sets out to avenge his father, Qui-Gon Jinn, by killing his murderer, Danial Plainview and falls in love with Princess Fiona along the way.
 * Garfield: Peter Venkman gets annoyed at the house's new dog, while Joseph Gribble falls in love with Sarah Reeves.
 * Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties: Peter Venkman goes to Europe and switches places with Dr. Frank N. Furter.
 * Ghostbusters: John Winger, Russell Ziskey and Elwood Blues start up a business as paranormal investigators, hunting down and catching ghosts. But their biggest case is for Ellen Ripley and her apartment. Also stars Wayne Szalinsky as Ripley's neighbor, Little Bo Peep as the Ghostbuster's Sassy Secretary, Sergeant O'Malley as an eventual 4th member of the Ghostbusters, and Jerry Hathaway as the quintessential Obstructive Bureaucrat.
 * Ghost World: The chick from Hocus Pocus and the chick from Lost in Translation mess with a guy from My So-Called Life and Mr. Pink.
 * The Ghost Writer: Qui Gon-Jinn, young Obi-Wan Kenobi, Col. Stryker, James Bond, Samantha, and Nate Ford... won't have much to do since their fugitive director Roman Polanski was finally nabbed at a small film festival. Description forthcoming.
 * Young Obi-Wan Kenobi is the new ghost writer for James Bond, the scandal-plagued ex-prime minister of England (Samantha is his assistant and possibly his mistress).
 * Girl, Interrupted: Lydia Deetz is diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and sent to a mental institution where she meets charming sociopath Lara Croft and uptight daddy's girl Luann Platter.
 * The Girl Next Door: Speed Racer falls for Kim Bauer, who turns out to be a former porn star.
 * The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (English-language version): The Grand Duke of Owls and his lawyer Erik Selvig hire James Bond and Mark Zuckerberg's ex-girlfriend to find his niece.
 * Original Swedish version: A mysterious Gypsy and a nuclear war advocate team up.
 * Girl With Pearl Earring: Black Widow catches the eye of both The Scarecrow and her employer Mr. Darcy.
 * Gladiator: A composite killer avenges Dumbledore 1.0's death by defeating the murderer, a washed-up baseball player. He gets help from Dr. Midnite, a passionate but slightly unhinged lady detective, and Lawrence of Arabia's friend.
 * Glorious 39: Older Briony, Lola Quincey, Saruman, Davy Jones, The Tenth Doctor, Madame Rosemerta, and Mr. Bennet get caught up in a lurid tale of betrayal on the eve of World War II.
 * God of Carnage/Carnage: Rose and Hans' son gets in a fight with Amos and Clarice's so they have a little meeting about it.
 * The Godfather: Jor-El (who was Travis Bickle when he was younger) is the patriarch of a crime family. His sons are Paul Sheldon, Sal, and Tony Montana, who is dating Annie Hall. His adopted son Lt. Kilgore leaves a horse's head in Jesus's bed (seriously, check the IMdB page).
 * The Golden Compass: A literal Stepford Smiler and James Bond are reunited and drawn into battle by a little girl named Franky Fitzgerald and her daemon, Charlie Bucket, who are helped by Vesper Lynd, and Gandalf, a talking, armor-wearing (and making) royal, and royally pissed-off polar bear, who does battle with an evil polar bear Al Swearengen.
 * Goldeneye: Stuart Dunmeyer is the new James Bond, who while tracking down a prototype helicopter stolen by Jean Grey, finds out about a much greater scheme involving his Not Quite Dead former collegue Boromirge Sharpe and Nightcrawler.
 * Gone with the Wind: This classic film narrates the love between Blanche and Christian during the American civil war. It's the history of a selfish woman who doesn't want to admit her feelings about the man she loves, and finally loses him. Also starring Superman as one of Blanche's beaus, and Maid Marian as the cousin of Henry Higgins. Aunt Tempy is one of the maids.
 * Good Neighbors: Hiccup moves into an apartment with strange tenants like a vampire/werewolf hybrid and Misery (not that one) while a serial killer stalks Montreal.
 * The Goonies: A young Samwise Gamgee finds a treasure map in his parents' attic. With his big brother Llewelyn Moss as well as his friends, which include Short Round and Teddy Duchamp, they decide to go after the treasure. Along they way, they're chased by a matriarch crime boss and her squabbling sons Franz Sanchez and Cypher.
 * Gothika: Catwoman is a psychiatrist, Mrs. El Mariachi is her patient, King Theoden is her boss, and Tony Stark is her co-worker. Things get complicated when Catwoman.
 * The Great Gatsby (rumored): An educated girl is the object of Jack Dawson's obsessive, single-minded love, but she's already married to wealthy cur Jasper Morello (his mistress is a complete nymphomaniac married to Capt. Jenek). With Spider Man (the first one) as the First-Person Peripheral Narrator.
 * The Green Hornet: An amazingly slimmed-down B.O.B. fights crime. Princess Fiona is his secretary.
 * And he save his city from Col. Hans Landa. Good luck with that, he easily kills !
 * The Green Lantern: Deadpool is the Green Lantern, his girlfriend/future Big Bad is a leggy rich bitch(?), Stella (not that one or that one) is a well-known well-intentioned extremist, Andy Dufresne is a senator, and "Bootstrap" Bill Turner gets a bit of Body Horror thanks to evil aliens. Among the good aliens are Hector Logue and John Coffy.
 * The Green Mile: Forrest Gump is the leader of a Power Trio of death row guards that includes a grumpy detective and Roger Maris ; their boss is Farmer Hoggett and one of the inmates is those two guys from The Polar Express movie. Things get shaken up when King Pin is sent to death row accused of murdering two little girls.
 * Grown Ups: Happy Gilmore, Marty the zebra, The King of Queens, Emperor Cuzco, and Deuce Bigalow reunite after the death of their beloved basketball coach. Rita is Happy's wife, another Rita is Marty's wife, and Evie 2.0 is TKOQ's wife.
 * The Guard: Basher is an FBI agent investigating a serial killer on Mad-Eye Moody's turf.
 * Gym Teacher: The Movie: If Freddie Benson wasn't The Woobie already, consider that he now has Elliot Stabler as his gym teacher.