Secret Girlfriend

Secret Girlfriend is an American television series, which premiered on Wednesday, October 7, 2009 on Comedy Central. It features the viewer as the "star" of a dating satire, with all the actors addressing the camera as if it were the lead. Think "The Family" from Fahrenheit 451, but somehow more depressingly horrible. -


 * Camera Abuse: Plenty of.
 * Fan Service: Let's just say the tits/minutes ratio of the show is Off the Scale.
 * Finagle's Law
 * Handsome Lech: Phil
 * Heroic Mime: "You" never talk on-screen
 * Male Gaze: Taken to the logical extreme
 * Psycho Ex-Girlfriend: Mandy
 * The Missus and the Ex
 * The Pornomancer: "You"
 * Take a Third Option: Possibly the ending.