Likes Older Women/Quotes

"Steve: Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...

Snot: How old?

Steve: She's eighty!

Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!

Steve: So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!"

- American Dad

"Joey: But you're ten years older than me!

Mai: I know! Creepy, isn't it?

Joey: * aside* Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship."

- Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

"Connor: (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.

Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that..."

- Angel