Biological Mashup/Quotes

"I wonder if the Greyhawk DSM IV has an entry for “Compulsive Animal Recombination Syndrome.”"

- Lore Sjoberg, Speak With Monsters

"I made a half monkey, half pony monster to please you

but I get the feeling that you don't like it; what's with all the screaming?

You like monkeys, you like ponies, maybe you don't like monsters so much

Maybe I used too many monkeys

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?"

- Jonathan Coulton, Skullcrusher Mountain

"''One fine day with a woof and a purr

A baby was born and it caused a little stir

No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog

Just a feline canine little CatDog."

- Opening Verse of the Cat Dog Theme Song.