No Yay/Quotes

"They embrace and Tommy teases, “What, no kiss?” I believe this is called The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name For A Damned Good Reason."

- The Agony Booth recap of Hudson Hawk

"YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOR ME! FOREVER!"

- Loud Howard, Dilbert

"This teaches us all a valuable lesson—rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it."

- Hikaripop's Death Note Abridged series

"No one is dying for your ship."

- Order of the Stick forum post responding to one poster saying that his preferred pairing was still Roy and Miko about 200 strips after any chance for it had completely fallen apart.