Alice Cooper/Quotes

""He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.""

- Alice Cooper, about Marilyn Manson

"Sam the American Eagle: Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric.. naughty.. freako!

Cooper: Why, thank you!

Sam: ... Freakos one, civilization zero.

Cooper: [makes a "one point for me" mark in the air]"

- The Muppet Show