The Queen/Funny

"If there is a photographer out there, he could be the first kill of the day."
 * Courtesy of the Queen Mum:

"HM Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
 * The first Blair/Queen meeting:

Tony Blair: Er, no.

HM Queen Elizabeth II: First thing we do apparently, then we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world.

Tony Blair: You obviously know my job better than I do.

HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes well, you are my tenth Prime Minister, Mister Blair. My first of course was Winston Churchill, he sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education.

Tony Blair: I would imagine."

"Prince Philip: I've just come off the phone to your sister.
 * A very, very dark example, but funny if you can remember the real Princess Margaret:

The Queen: Well I hope you told her to come back and cut her holiday short.

Prince Philip: Of course.

The Queen: I imagine she wasn't best pleased.

Prince Philip: That's putting it mildly.

The Queen: What did she say?

Prince Philip: Something about Diana managing to be even more annoying dead than alive."