Twilight (novel)/Haiku

Sparkly vampire. Watches you when you're asleep. Stalker with a Crush. "-- Cali Rolls"

Sparklepires wangst. Teenage schoolgirls lap it up. Fan hating ensues.

Stalkers are okay, As long as they are pretty. Implications? Nah! "-- User:The Hero Hartmut"

Teen vampire romance. He wants her but can't have her. Creepiness ensues.

Wangsty vampire-boy He sparkles in the sunlight And stalks his girlfriend. "-- User:Happy Duck"

Ordinary girl Wants sparkly vampire boyfriend And that's the whole plot.

Werewolf "shapeshifters" Imprint on others, and two . "-- User:Windsong 12"

She drives me cravy Her hot blood draws my dark side Bite down, now we're one. "-- User:DJ Marred"

SMeyer can't write The movies are okay though Not written by her. "-- User:Arutoa"

She's a Mary Sue, Clumsiness her only "flaw" No development.

Stephenie Meyer, Some words: There is no west coast Of Brazil, you fool. "-- kirana44"

Some hate it, some love. Is it sexist, romantic? It's caused lots of fights. "-- Leyomi The Parodier"

Four books all about Two Sues who fall in (stupid) love With huge Fan Haters. "--Yon Troper"