The Darkness of My Heart/YMMV


 * Crack Pairing: Frankie/Eduardo, Mac/Coco, Goo/Eurotrish. However, unlike most crack pairings, the author appears to be completely serious.
 * There's also Terrence/Duchess for some reason.
 * Mary Sue: Marie, of course. She's an unbelievably beautiful vampire with supernatural powers whose sole existence seems to be just to hook up with two of the main characters. Almost everybody adores her, and those who don't are villains or just generally unlikable. She's a skilled fighter, and able to take care of herself and everybody else quite easily. She's also had a rough past, consisting of Parental Incest and rape.