Captain Obvious/Haiku

This is a haiku.

That person is a person.

You are not yet dead.

This is the first line.

This is now the second line.

This is the third line.

These characters will

Make you say "No shit, Sherlock!"

with each line they speak.

This is a haiku

About a guy who always

Says what's obvious

Five-syllable line Then seven more syllables That's how to do it.