Abbott and Costello/Funny

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 * "Did you ever go to school, stupid?"
 * "Yessir, and I come out the same way."
 * The Lemon Bit. Probably the funniest con ever.
 * From Abbott and Costello meet the Killer, Boris Karloff, asked of a hypnotized Bud by Boris: "How would you like to die?" "Old age."
 * From the same flick, after Lou has become convinced (incorrectly) that Bud has been trying to murder him all through the movie, and demands that a cop arrest him: "Lou, now don't do this! Remember, we're family. We have the same blood in our veins." "Yeah, and I wanna keep mine!"