Love Makes You Crazy/Quotes

""Of course I'm being irrational! I'm in love!""

- Dr. Zoidberg, Futurama

""People do crazy things when they're in love.""

- Hercules, Hercules

""Tell me I'm pretty!""

- Trixie Tang, while trying to outright kill Timmy Turner when he first broke up with her, The Fairly Odd Parents

""Valentine's Day [is] the only national occasion dedicated to mental illness.""

- Charlie Brooker

""Love makes you do crazy things, insane things. Things in a million years you'd never see yourself do. But there you are doing them... can't help it.""

- Alex, Wicker Park

""If you haven't seriously thought about killin' a motherfucker, you ain't been in love.""

- Chris Rock

""Love makes you do the wacky.""

- Willow Rosenberg

"Because that's what people do. They leap and hope to God they can fly because otherwise they just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down "Why in the hell did I jump?" But here I am, Sara, falling...and there's only one person who makes me feel like I can fly, and that's you."

- Hitch, from ...Hitch

"''Madness is like love, it makes

you see the world a different way.

Maybe love just helps you say

the things that madness can't convey''"

- Showbread, "I Think I'm Going to See You"

"Juliet: I love him.

Sassy Gay Friend: You love him? You met him Sunday! It's barely Thursday morning. Slow down crazy, slow down.

Juliet: Love makes you crazy.

Sassy Gay Friend: Yeah, I would say so. 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?' Translation: 'Desperate, desperate, I am really desperate. Are there any stalkers on my grounds?'

Juliet: I'm a grown woman.

Sassy Gay Friend: I think you're fourteen, and you're an idiot. You took a roofie from a priest. Look at your life, look at your choices. Have you even slept with this guy?"

- Sassy Gay Friend, Romeo and Juliet

""I get a crazy impulse when you smile at me. Like I want to step in front of a bus. In a good way.""

- A Softer World

""I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.""

- Edgar Allen Poe

"''You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts

You make me wanna phone home

You make me wanna write a dozen book reports

Then pack myself in styrofoam

Sometimes you make me want to build a model

of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles''"

- "Weird Al" Yankovic, You Make Me

""There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.""

- Friedrich Nietzsche

"He dropped you off, I followed him home

Then I stood outside his bedroom window

Standing over him, he begged me not to do

But I knew, had to do

'Cause I'm so in love with you"

- Good Charlotte, "Bloody Valentine"

"I am nothing,

You are wind and devil and God,

Charlie,

Take my blood and my body

For your love.

Let me feel fire,

Let me drink poison,

Tell me to tear my heart in two,

If that's what you want me to do..."

- Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, Assassins