Nobody Poops/Quotes

"Do you know why we never see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom? Because nothing escapes Jack Bauer!"

"Book Store Clerk: Well, Everybody Poops is still the standard. We've also got the less poular Nobody Poops But You.

Peter: Oh. Well, uh, see, we're Catholic, so...

Book Store Clerk: Oh, then you'll want You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.

Peter: Perfect!"

- Family Guy

"Milne seriously asks us to believe that Pooh, that horizontal Porta Potti, will get slender enough merely by remaining motionless, never emitting so much as a plaintive fart, much less a purgative dump."

- Postmodern Pooh

"Gabriel pooped in a secret place."

- Penny Arcade

"Every baby with a brain can tell you Everybody Poops!"

- Stewie Griffin on getting it horribly wrong.

"You ever notice that Batman never goes to the Bathroom? Maybe that's why he's always grimacing."

- Dave Barry

"VoidBurger: What is it with David Cage games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in The Legend of Zelda Link never goes to the bathroom?

Chip Cheezum: That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched Power Rangers, like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'"

- Let's Stream Fahrenheit (2005 video game)

"Art: Ok, here's a question for you. Do My Little Ponies crap rainbows? Yes or no?

Pip: I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap at all.

Pip: I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom."

- Sequential Art, page 751