Role Association/Film T


 * The Tailor Of Panama: Hector Barbossa is happily married to Helen Tasker and have nice kids, one of whom is Harry Potter. And then James Bond comes in and screws everything up.
 * Taken: Oskar Schindler kicks the shit out of all the Albanians in Paris in order to return his daughter Shannon safely back to his ex-wife Jean Grey.
 * The Taking of Pelham 123 remake: An American Gangster tries to stop a vengeful Tony Manero after the latter hijacks a subway car full of people. An outlaw turned singer and a neurotic mob boss also figure.
 * Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Ron Burgundy is a really determined race car driver whose best friend is Dewey Cox. His wife (and Dewey's wife later on) is a reporter and his pit boss is King Pin. After being challanged by Funny Foreigner F1 racer Borat and crashing, he has an enormous break down and must regain his love of driving with the help of his Disappeared Dad Mike Brady and his new love interest, Princess Giselle. With special guest stars Ford Prefect, Elvis Costello, and a whole bunch of Cars.
 * The Tempest (2010): The Queen is stranded on an island with her daughter and her slave Juba, when a bunch of people including a rock star, an orchid thief, and Dr. Octopus wash ashore. Temple Grandin's favorite science teacher and Nightcrawler are also there.
 * Temple Grandin: Princess Mononoke is a Real Life autistic woman who uses her unusual empathy with animals and ability to think in pictures to ease the last moments of cows; her mentor is a famous reporter.
 * The Terminator: Dutch Schaefer is the definitive Implacable Man -- er, android in search of Chuck's mom and her unborn child.
 * Terminator 2: The smug-snake murderer who'll save the world is on the run from Agent Dogett.
 * Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines: That Yellow Second Coming of Christ Bastard and Princess Mononoke team up with the The Governator to fight Painkiller Jane and try to stop The End of the World as We Know It (they don't).
 * Terminator Salvation: Batman vs. Terminators, with Gwen Stacy as his wife, Mr. Chekov as his future father and Jake Sully as
 * Thelma and Louise: Barbara Maitland and Janet Weiss are on the run from the police.
 * There's Something About Mary: Tugg Speedman has had a crush on Princess Fiona since high school. A chance encounter has him and his friend, an inept thief, try to find her again with the help of smarmy detective Johnny Drama's brother. Unfortnately for Tuggernuts, everyone is in love with Fiona, including a wannabe Viking who used to like cheese.
 * This Means War: A dream grifter and a starship captain are two spies who are (knowingly) dating the lovely Elle Woods.
 * Thor: James T. Kirk's dad is Thor, Evie Hammond is Thor's love interest and Hannibal Lecter is his father, in The Movie directed by Gilderoy Lockhart.
 * And the villain is F. Scott Fitzgerald!
 * Three Amigos: Navin R. Johnson, Fletch and Ed Grimley are three washed-up western stars who are called upon by a poor Mexican village to save them from the evil Captain Herrara.
 * Time After Time: Alex de Large has invented a time machine, which is stolen by Chancellor Gorkon. Fortunately for a failsafe built into the machine, Alex gets the time machine back, and takes it to find Gorkon in the year 1979. While there, he falls in love with Clara Clayton.
 * The Time Machine (2002) : Lieutenant Adam "Felicia" Shelby travels back in time to save his fiancee Princess Arya from her untimely death, and instead finds Scar ruling over a race of cannibalistic mole people.
 * The Time Traveler's Wife: Captain Nero falls in love with Regina George, but he has to contend with involuntary time travel and interference from Regina's boyfriend, Peter Gibbons.
 * Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (original): Ben Kenobi is looking for Commie spy Captain Xavier.
 * 2011 remake: Jean-Baptiste Dracula Sirius Gordon is looking for a spy in the British government with Prince Bertie.
 * Titanic: Howard Hughes and a princess of Borovnia (her Smug Snake fiancee is The Phantom) fall in love on King Theoden's boat, which was designed by Jack Bristow.
 * Tomorrow Never Dies: Remington Steele returns. This time, he investigates a supposed Chinese attack on a British naval cruiser, which was really carried off by media mogul Governor Swann, who is Playing Both Sides to start a War for Fun and Profit. Steele eventually teams up with Chinese spy Shu Lien to take down Swann. Also stars Susan Mayer as Swann's wife and Steele's old love.
 * The Tooth Fairy: The Scorpion King is a hockey player who takes a little too much delight in breaking people's dreams. After he nearly ruins the tooth fairy for his own daughter, the real tooth fairies -- led by Calcifer and Mary Poppins herself -- decide to teach him a lesson.
 * Top Gun: Jerry Maguire and Gilbert Lowe are hotshot fighter pilots sent to an exclusive training school run by Captain Dallas and Darkseid. There, they find themselves in competition with Nick Rivers. Additionally, Jerry finds himself smitten with civilian instructor Rachel Lapp. Also stars Sally as Gilbert's wife, Mr. Strickland as their air commander and a pre-fame Andy Dufresne as fellow pilot "Merlin".
 * Top Secret!: In this hilarious spoof of World War II movies, Iceman is an American rock star who finds himself taking on the oddly Nazi-like East German army, led by Robert Picard, as he rescues the captured scientist Alfred Pennyworth. Grand Moff Tarkin also appears as a Swedish bookstore owner.
 * The Tourist: Capt. Jack Sparrow is an ordinary high school teacher (or is he?) who gets Mistaken for Spies when he catches the eye of Femme Fatale Lara Croft while on vacation.
 * The Town: Gigli is the leader of a bank robbing crew that includes a Hot-Blooded an expert bomb-diffuser, who are being persued by Jerkass FBI agent Don Draper. Gigli's sister is Serena van der Woodsen.
 * To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar: Johnny Castle and Blade win a drag queen contest in New York City and qualify for the finals in Los Angeles. After Luigi Mario joins them, they give Adrian Cronauer their tickets back and spend the money on an old Cadillac. On their way, Johnny beats up Officer Nice Guy Eddie in self-defense who then follows them to a backwater town where they strand after the Caddy breaks down. While they're already there, Johnny defends Rizzo against her violent husband, "Cowboy" Evans, while Randall "Pink" Floyd hits on Luigi, not knowing he's a guy in a dress.
 * Toys: Mork (who is blond for some reason); his sister Jessie The Cowgirl; his girlfriend Princess Buttercup; and his cousin Mr. Jones have to stop Mork's uncle, General Dumbledore 2.0 from using Mork's late father's toy factory to make war toys.
 * Trading Places: Ray Stanz is a yuppie stockbroker whose life is turned upside-down by his bosses, who frame him for drug-dealing and put actual drug dealer Prince Akheem in his place, as a bet. Hooker with a Heart of Gold Helen Tasker takes pity on Ray's situation, and takes him in. Eventually, Ray and Akheem join up to get back at their bosses. Marcus Brody stars as Ray's (later Akheem's) butler.
 * Tron: Legacy: Obadiah Stane is trapped in the electronic world he once saved, and it's up to his son Patroclus and "adopted daughter" Thirteen to rescue him from a younger version of himself. Prime Minister Aro the werewolf is also involved.
 * Tropic Thunder: Greg Focker is kidnapped by drug dealers. Iron Man and Dewey Finn help rescue him.
 * True Grit 2010 remake: Obediah Stane, Jason Bourne, and a teenage girl are in hot pursuit of the girl's father's murderer, George W. Bush (hilariously, his name is Cheney).
 * True Lies: The Terminator is a super spy whose wife Laurie Strode and daughter Faith feel neglected. Desperate for attention, Laurie hooks up with fake spy Bill Hendrickson while her husband has to deal with suspicious art dealer Nani Pelekai.
 * True Love and Chaos: Elrond and Eowyn flirt, before she discovers that . Oh, and her boyfriend is Sayid.
 * The Truman Show: Ace Ventura is a mild-mannered travel agent unaware that his whole life is really one massive, real-time reality show that airs globally, 24/7. Slowly, he becomes aware of the masquerade, much to the horror of the show's creator, Gene Kranz.
 * Twilight: Cedric Diggory and Shark Boy (who is actually a Dog Boy) fight over a girl from Adventureland.
 * In the sequel, they're joined by Coraline, who can hurt you with her mind who is under the employ of the Lycan prime minister in charge of all the vampires and Gwen Stacy (why?), who's on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge for the guy who got killed in the last story. Also, Gelert Grindelwald is one of the vampire elite.
 * Twins: The Penguin and Mr. Freeze are long lost twin brothers who reunite to search a, Lt. John Dunbar is a U.S. Treasury Agent determined to take down crime boss Jake LaMotta. Helping him are James Bond, Vincent Mancini and Terry "The Toad" Fields.