Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World/Funny

"Eau de Seduction was forced on you!"
 * "The maker of these handcuffs isn't exactly known for their quality craftsmanship. Perhaps you should try the Lezareno model. I'll send you a free sample." This from Regal, who had demonstrated the inferiority of the former model of handcuffs by snapping them right off his wrists.
 * Presea's warning of a border guard that opening her "good luck charm" Iron Maiden (where Marta is hiding), will result in a curse that involves many months of vomiting, diarrhea, and the Lord of Demons shoving his finger up the guard's nose. He capitulates..
 * For that matter, ten bazillion of the skits as well. They turned the funny Up to Eleven for the sequel, it seems.
 * Full voice acting on the skits (which didn't make it into the English-language release of the original) works wonders.
 * Not to mention Decus' intro scene. Acts like Emil WANTS him and forces his hideously foul-smelling cologne on him. Cue pop-up box:

"Marta: There's no victory before love!
 * Even Marta and Emil's battle victory quotes are pretty funny.

Emil: So you lose if you there's no love?

Marta: Yes! So please, tell me you love me!

Emmil: ...We can lose next time.\\

Marta: EMIIIIL!"

"Marta: Beautiful roses have thorns!
 * This one's good too, especially as Ratotosk Mode Emil says his line completely deadpan.

Emil: Cutie Marta has a fang.

Marta: Be a little more enthusiastic!"


 * The Spot the Impostor scene. Oh dear GOD, the expression on the fake's face...
 * During their trip to Palmacosta, post-attack, our heroes come under attack, but are saved by Zelos. Who then flirts with Marta by twirling her, and says this immortal line: "My darling kitten, you're not hurt, are you?". Marta and Emil's expressions... they have to be seen to be believed, and emoticans can't accurately represent their expressions.
 * Decus' Mystic Arte's intro. He lovingly stares at a picture of Alice...which then randomly gets burned for no reason, putting him into a rage and slice you up for it with the letters L-O-V-E.