Diary of the Dead/Funny


 * Tracy objects to the idea of the mummy yanking down her dress to expose her breasts. When this happens for real while being chased by, Tracy shouts at the camera-toting Jason: "I hope you're happy!"
 * 'I am Samuel. Hello.' - A very good way to introduce yourself when you use explosives.
 * "Dont mess with Texas!"
 * "I'm leaving you, Jason. You can keep the house; I'm taking the car" Complete with a very fitting soundtrack to match the "Don't mess with Texas" quote above.