Warriors the Abridged Series/Funny

Lightflame Version
"Bluestar: There have been fewer kits recently. Why?
 * Spottedleaf and Bluestar's conversation.

Spottedleaf: Because Willowpelt has gone through all the toms?

Bluestar: Even Ravenpaw?

Spottedleaf: Ravenpaw twice."

"Rusty: Are you all warriors?
 * Rusty and Lionheart's meeting.

Lionheart: Actually, Graypaw is a patient at our mental hospital.

Graypaw: (Reads script) Wait, ThunderClan has a metal hopscotch?

Lionheart: The script says mental hospital."

"Redtail: Hey Tigerclaw, look!
 * The very beginning.

Tigerclaw: No.

Redtail: Please?

Tigerclaw: Still no.

Redtail: Pretty please with a vole on top?

Tigerclaw: No. No. No.

Redtail: It's not Sunningrocks.

Tigerclaw: Do you swear it?

Redtail: Yep.

Tigerclaw: Okay, I'll look. (Looks)

Redtail: It's Sunningro-

Tigerclaw: (Slaps Redtail)"

"In Territory Thunder Clan
 * The new battle for Sunningrocks.

Battle was Beginning

Tigerclaw: What happen?

Mousefur: Somebody set up us the River Clan.

Redtail: We get invasion.

Tigerclaw: What!

Redtail: Main screen turn on.

Tigerclaw: It's you!!

Oakheart: How are you gentlecats!!

Oakheart: All your Sunningrocks are belong to us.

Oakheart: You are on the way to destruction.

Tigerclaw: What you say!!

Oakheart:...

Oakheart: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Oakheart: Ha ha ha ha...

Redtail: Tigerclaw!!

Tigerclaw: Take off every Thunder Clan!!

Tigerclaw: You know what you are doing.

Tigerclaw: For great justice.

Tigerclaw: Move Thunder Clan!"

"Firepaw: So, is Darkstripe straight?
 * The names of the magical rainbow sunshine fairies. Everyone who has commented up to that poit.
 * This conversation in I Definately Didn't Kill Redtail.

Frostfur: We don't know.

Darkstripe drives by in car flying Gay Pride Flag and making out with Mistyfoot.

Firepaw: What was that?

Frostfur: That was him messing with us."


 * Thornclaw's raged induced flip out.
 * The Leven Thumps reference.
 * The Redwall refernece.

Flametail Von Karma Version

 * Smudge's eyes lit up like those of a child molester who had just stumbled upon a whole park full of unattended kids.
 * "Cut the crap Aslan, no one gives a shit."
 * "C'mon; let's get out of here before I have to spend one more second with Oedipus over there."
 * That was about the time survival instincts, which had been lazing somewhere in the back of his mind thinking they had plenty of time, finally bothered to glance at a metaphorical clock and realized they were late for a metaphorical appointment with Rusty's body. Snarling and swearing, they charged half-prepared out the metaphorical door, forgetting their metaphorical hat and coat along the way.