Bigger Is Better/Sliding Scale

Hugeness Scale
 * -2: OMIGOD THAT IS A BIG QUARK.
 * -1: Atoms, stop devouring me!
 * 0: Go forth, my faithful amoeba!
 * 1: Hello Mr. Lice!
 * 2: Yes! I climbed this 10 inch tall rock pile!
 * 3: This taco is just too big for my stomach to hold.
 * 4: I'm a midget, so what?
 * 5: I'm just a normal person.
 * 6: Ouch, my head hit the ceiling.
 * 7: You expect me to sleep in that small space?
 * 8: Hello person on 2nd floor! I'm on the 1st floor and I see you!
 * 9: I can't fit in the movie theater even when crouching!
 * 10: My shoe is your house.
 * 11: If I was a katamari, I could probably roll up some small countries.
 * 12: Exactly one Belgium.
 * 13: Having trouble fitting in Greenland
 * 14: I can't fit in Canada.
 * 15: I can't fit in North America.
 * 16: I can't fit in the Americas.
 * 17: Earth is giving me some serious vertigo with it's gravity.
 * 18: Yay, now I have my own gravity!
 * 19: That marble is Earth? Really?
 * 20: I'm as big as Jupiter!
 * 21: I'm basically a second sun.
 * 22: I can't fit in the Solar System.
 * 23: All these solar systems make just a big enough bed for me.
 * 24: I can't fit in The Milky Way Galaxy.
 * 25: That small swirl is Milk Way Galaxy? P-lease!
 * 26: I'm too big for any black hole to suck in.
 * 27: The universe is too small, so I ripped it.
 * 28: I caused the Big Crunch I'm so big
 * 29: Cthulu
 * 30: God