Steins;Gate/Funny

"Kurisu: "I-I'm not... I'm not grateful to you. I'm just being polite..."
 * "Anata no banana pyun pyun da ne!" Your banana is so soft and squishy, but yours truly Mayushii!
 * Basically everytime Okabe goes off in weird tangents of thought, leaving everyone bewildered.
 * Episode 5:
 * While serving a microwaved banana; "Enjoy, I demand it!".
 * Kurisu's tsundere moments. For example, this little gem in episode 12.

Okabe: What kind of tsundere is that?

Kurisu: I'm not a tsundere! *shove*"

"Kurisu: "Screw you future me!""
 * Episode 14:
 * "Right now, What you want most is your own personal fork."...look at Kurisu's reaction.

"Okabe (In English): Hey Mister, I am Mad Scientist! It's so cool! Sonuvabitch."
 * The Gratuitous English makes if even funnier. "My fork" and "my spoon" indeed...
 * Apparently "my fork" and "my spoon" was at some point 2chan slang for "lover" and "friend", respectively. No wonder Kurisu was so pissed with herself.
 * Episode 15:
 * Okabe's reveal of his @channel handle, "Hououin Kyouma", which everybody already knew.
 * Okabe's attempt to communicate with a foreign looking person.

"Security Guard (In English): "What's your purpose here?"
 * Episode 18: Kurisu recognizing that Okabe is a virgin.
 * Episode 23: Okabe describing as "an otaku who read too many bad light novels"
 * Episode 25: The return of Gratuitous English Okabe, only this time he tries on American airport security. It goes slightly less well.

Okabe (in Japanese): "I guess I have no choice..." (switches to English) "I am mad scientist! United States! Chaooooossss! And invade!*begins to laugh maniacally*

Cut to Okabe being handcuffed"


 * IT'S A MOTEL!!!