Metro 2033 (video game)/Funny

"Commissar: ...The Party teaches that only the Communist way can show the true path through the tunnels...
 * Crowning Moment of Funny:

Soldier: Comrade Commissar, what does the party teach about the two-headed mutants that roam the Frontline?

Commissar: Um... er...

Soldier: Well, so much for the entertainment.

Commisar: SILENCE!"

""People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!""
 * In itself a reference to the same line in the book, although Artyom gets ignored when pitching it to religious nuts.
 * Ulman in D-6.