Fallout: Nuka Break/Funny

""Oh I'm tired! Oh, I need sleep! Oh, this irradiated water is killing me from the inside! Pussy.""
 * Ben's opinions on smoothskins.

"Ben: WAIT!
 * After starting an unprovoked fight with Trader Vic, the party runs out of ammo and tries to negotiate with him. Both sides think it's a trick back and forth until they agree to drop their weapons. Hilarity Ensues.

Vic: What!?

Ben: Is *this* a trick!?"

"Vic: Jackpot!"
 * Everything Trader Vic does, from bragging about his new hat (it's adjustable) to finding Red's  body in the desert. Bonus points for being played by Vic Mignogna!

"Tanner: How many times have we been over this!?
 * Red's way of dealing with troublesome party members is not good for Tanner & Co.

Red: Baby, not my fault!

Tanner: YOU SHOT HIM IN THE FACE!!

Red: Only a little..."

"Ben: I can't see shit! *puts down rifle* Screw it, I'll join whoever survives."
 * Ben's choice after realizing he doesn't have a clear shot to save Twig and Scar

"Twig: We had to kill them, and now they're dead--
 * Even better, considering Aaron Giles claimed the line "I can't see shit" was improvised.
 * Twig feeling regret over killing Tanner & Co.  while Ben is happy for another reason...

Ben: Wooo!! Free shit! YEAH!"

"Twig: How much? *old man snores* HOW MUCH!?!
 * Early in the Fan Film, Twig hallucinates a bottle of dirty water is a bottle of Nuka Cola. Later, when the party finds two bottles in the bags of the mercs they just killed, this scene gets an unexpected Call Back as Twig joyously announces to Ben and Scar "They're real!" to both their confusion.
 * In episode 3, Twig finds 3 bottles of Nuka Cola in a shop run by an old man. Between the old man's forgetfulness and Twig's overenthusiasm for the soft drink, it's just hilarious.

Old Man: For the bottles?

Twig: *Beat* YES!!!

Old Man: And the stuff in them?

Twig: YES!!!!!

Old Man: Hmm.... *mumble mumble*

Twig: Yes?

Old Man: *mumbles more*

Twig: C'mon old man! WORDS! Use WORDS!!

Old Man: 3 caps. Each.

Twig: I'll take them!!! *throws a handful of bottle caps at him*

(later)

Twig: You got any more?

Old Man: *reaches behind him* I got some... Sunset Sarsaparilla.

Twig: Is that Nuka Cola?

Old Man: *mumble* No, it's, uh, Sunset.

Twig: Got any Nuka?

Old Man: *mumble* Nuka... Nuka...

Twig: Yes?

Old Man: No, just Sunset."

"Old Man: "Oh it's you. Look what I found! *Holds up a bottle of Nuka Cola Quantum* Thought you might want it."
 * Happens again in Episode 5.

Twig: *busy stealing a Shiskebab* "Yes." *throws bottle caps at him so hard it knocks him out of his chair and unconcious.*"

" : "Shit. Who was watching HIM!?"
 * After one his men fails to watch Ben, 's reaction is priceless.

Random Girl: "Err... me?"



Ben: "Kill the Bitch.""

"Commenter: The Goggles budget for this series must be through the roof!"
 * Even funnier since the girl was YouTuber Katers17.
 * One of the comments from their YouTube videos