Reality Warper/Quotes

"PHASE 4: The Child-God Sadly, the majority of Type Greens will end at Phase 4. During this phase, the reality bender becomes obsessed with the power it possesses and will attempt to utilize it for personal gain at the cost of others. This phase is marked by reduced empathy for other humans, inability to accept personal faults, and increased megalomania.

Although warning signs are numerous, the key aspect of a Phase 4 is the use of their abilities to manipulate other humans. Teenage and young adult Type Greens will typically use their abilities for sexual purposes, while children will attempt to make strangers their "friends." Older adults may attempt to manipulate others for love or financial gain. Although a few cases have resulted where the Type Green then reverts to Phase 3, 99% of them will remain at Phase 4 until eliminated. For this reason, Phase 4 Type Greens should be considered Threat Level 5 (Immediate Threat) and eliminated immediately."

- The SCP Foundation, "Termination Order"

"I shelve physics texts under 'Fiction' in the library, I consider the laws of thermodynamics loose guidelines at best."

- Vaarsuvius, Order of the Stick

"I can turn the greyest sky blue!

I can make it rain, whenever I want it to!

Oh, I can build a castle from a single grain of sand!

I can make a ship sail on dry land!"

- The Temptations, "I Can't Get Next To You"

"Crichton: How did I get here?

Haloth: Oh, the words I need elude translation's grasp. Suffice to say... I simply wished you here."

- Farscape

"Did I ever tell you my favourite colour was blue?"

- Sutter Cane, a split second before turning the world his favourite colour in In the Mouth of Madness.

"Aerith: I thought you'd be happy. You were the one who thought something was odd.

Namine: That was BEFORE Axel agreed with me.

Axel: It is werepires; I am right.

Namine: I know you're right. But you shouldn't be! You are a dangerous, psychotic douche! The sheer force of your insanity actually warps reality! Earth changes to accommodate your insane view of the world!

Axel: Sorry, what? I'm kinda fighting a shark right now.

Namine:GRRRRRRRRAAAGGGGHHH!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!"

- Ansem Retort

"Not far away, a Crooked Man is smiling a crooked smile...

His name is Mad Jim Jaspers, and his mind is a dark amusement park alive with nighmares. Everyone has forgotten about Mad Jim Jaspers: the extradimensional agent called Saturnyne, she has forgotten. Captain Britain, the superhuman from an alternate world, he has forgotten. And that was a mistake of terrible consequence.

He lets them savour their triumph a moment longer, and then his mind opens like a floodgate... the insanity within sluicing outwards... it ripples outwards across the nation, a tidal wave of writhing lunacy. It engulfs everything- and everything it engulfs... becomes crooked..."

- Marvel Superheroes #386 "If The Push Should Fail"

"Matter is created when I want, where I want, because I want."

- Jaime HR, Cronicas De UP.