John Cena/Funny


 * John Cena and Fruity Pebbles. That is all.
 * Not quite Ascended Meme territory but now he's appeared on a box of the cereal.
 * "...BALONEY, FUDGE, AND MUSTARD! My life is being ruined by the Internet! ...I haven't flipped out this bad since my mom canceled my subscription to Warcraft!!"
 * This whole video. Especially the bit about Umaga.
 * "I will hit the ring with the strength of a thousand men, lightning will shoot FROM MY ASS!...
 * Even if it's just coincidence (which is doubtful), Cena's fake whining having more than a passing resemblance to a similar scene from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic is hilarious.
 * "I lost a Broski for a Ho-ski!"
 * Followed shortly by "Ho-ski" chants from the crowd.
 * It depends on your gender; a good deal of female fans found the "hoe-ski" crack extremely unfunny and the constant chanting disgusting.
 * John Cena is not the only one who won a-- "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 * "It's a Running Gag!"
 * Cena was a guest referee for a match between what was supposed to be a 4-on-4 tag team match between CM Punk's Nexus and Barrett's new team, "the Corre", with the stipulation that the losing team would not participate in the Royal Rumble. Cena then proceeds to throw both teams out of the match leaving just Punk and Barrett, attack both of them before the match starts (knowing they can't retaliate or else they're DQ'ed), throws Punk out of the ring, leaves the ring to sign autographs while Barrett covers Punk, and finally disqualifies both competitors while they're on the canvas... for using excessive profanity.
 * Cena being a little too excited to be teaming with Trish Stratus on RAW, as he wrestled with a visible boner for much of the match. You can hear Cole and King audibly stifle their laughter as they try to call the match.
 * His "The Reason You Suck" Speech to John Laurinaitis was hilarious. Even Michael Cole, one of Laurinaitis' very few supporters (though Laurinaitis had even managed to turn Cole against him somewhat by then) admitted it was Actually Pretty Funny.
 * When Eve came out to introduce John Laurinaitis after Over the Limit, Cena told her, "Wow, John Laurinaitis, you got really hot, but you still suck!"
 * The ENTIRE John Cena vs. Michael Cole. What Cole learn is to not mock someone...who's going to stipulate a match with ANYONE. Also this is Michael Cole's first lost.