Risk/Quotes

"Australia's the key to the whole game."

- Hurley, Lost

"Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.

Linkara: They do?

Jew Wario: At least I think so.

(long pause)

Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?"

- Kickassia

"...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world."

- Board James, Kickassia

""It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives.""

- Jerry Seinfeld.