Resident Evil Outbreak/Funny

"Kevin: What am I going to do with the rest of my life? (Beat) I'll think about it after I have a nap."
 * Kevin in general:
 * Kevin's good ending in Outbreak:


 * Outbreak: File #2: Wild Things. There is a gigantic zombie elephant that can crush you flat. Kevin's response? "Holy crap! A zombie republican!"
 * Kevin's reaction to seeing the roof on fire in File #2 during Desperate Times: "Did anyone bring any marshmallows?"
 * Kevin's reaction to burning the zombies by the canal in File #1 during Outbreak: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."
 * At the end of the scenario Outbreak, he says, upon seeing all the zombies: "Yay! A zombie parade!"
 * If you have a sick sense of humor, the AI parners during End of the Road. To elaborate, they run straight into Claymore Landmines. Despite them being somewhat obvious.