I Wanna Be the Guy/Funny

"BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM, AND DESPAIR!!!"
 * The boss battle with Dracula replicates the prologue dialogue from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night word-for-word, with The Kid replacing Richter. And then...
 * And the ending of that battle.

"The Guy: "No. Not The Guy.
 * Also, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. "
 * This editor actually convinced someone to take the sword once. It's even funnier in third person.
 * The ending, which allows you to.
 * You can dodge the apple.
 * They're actually more like giant cherries.
 * Ryu from Street Fighter coming out of absolutely nowhere and hurricane kicking the Kid into a pulp.
 * The special death if Kraidgief gets hold of you:
 * The error box trap. Always funny to watch someone playing for the first time get hit with it.
 * The funny music that plays when you get hit by the airplane.
 * It's actually from Mario Paint.
 * "Die, monster!-! WHOZAWHAT? YOU?!"
 * In the same cutscene:

The Kid: "WHAT""