Kurt Angle/Funny

"Kurt Angle: I was arrested Sunday night. I was arrested on charges of armed robbery. I was arrested for stealing the show!"
 * Crowning Moment Of Funny: His five-second poses with Edge and Christian in 2000, his skits with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon in 2001 (during the controversial InVasion arc).
 * Three words: Tiny Cowboy Hat.
 * Have we already forgotten "Sexy Kurt"?
 * He'll make your ankle hurt. (Ankle huuuurt!)
 * "The Angle Slam.../ the Ankle Lock!/ Marty Jannetty.../ still can't walk!"
 * To quote Jim Ross, "MILK-O-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!"
 * "Go get them jugs, Kurt!"
 * "Rey Mysterio, what I meant to say, is you're a boy, and I'm a man! And tonight I'm gonna love to manhandle you! No, wait!!"
 * This Kurt Angle / Brock Lesnar (not that way) promo.
 * Tag team partners don't shake hands! Tag team partners...gotta hug!.
 * Kurt Angle doesn't like the... black people.
 * What, no love for the birth of the "You Suck" chants?
 * After defeating Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania:

"Kurt Angle: Okay, let's get a few things straight here. You, you, and you  all lost at Wrestlemania. You  weren't even at Wrestlemania. And unfortunately for you , you must be THIS TALL in order to challenge for the title."
 * The first episode of SmackDown after John Cena won his first WWE Championship, we got this:


 * Trying to out-"WOOO!" Ric Flair.
 * Kurt Angle's battle rap with John Cena.
 * "Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I got Olympic gold!"
 * His interview with The Rock
 * "[Triple H] Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! I’m here. I’m jumpin’ around!"
 * And even before all this, he was featured in the commercial for Smack Down 2: Know Your Role, basically playing himself in the most over the top way possible.