Stealth Pun/Quotes

"''Into a vat of chili

There fell a factory man,

His partner said "Well, so long, pal!

I'll see you when I can!"''"

- Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"

"John Matrix: Do me a favor - don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."

- Commando

""Can you spot the pun? It's incredibly, unbelievably subtle.""

- Wade Schin (on Team Fortress 2's Sniper's mode of transportation -- )

"A woman awakes to find that her nipples have turned into anuses. “Oh, this is a good idea,” thinks the woman, “I’ll be able to have a poo without having to sit down on filthy public toilet seats.” However, when she tries them out in the commodes of the local shopping centre, what comes out is chocolate milk."

- The Golden Age of the Low Countries, then known as It Never Agreed With Me

""I just happened to note a toad had a skin which had had unfortunately gone a bit yellow because it had been ill, Far be it from me to make a pun. You did that :-)""

- Terry Pratchett, on The Wee Free Men's "yellow sick toad"