Final Fantasy XI/Funny

"Mayakov :
 * Shantotto. God, where to begin...
 * When Naja Salaheem's little spiky-friend encounters Abquhbah, Hilarity Ensues.
 * During Wings of the Goddess final scene, Mayakov gives us this pearl :

Tanja :

Mayakov :"


 * King of Hearts laying the smackdown on Mnejing upon his arrival in Aht Urhgan, in a rare moment when an NPC Cardian is shown to be a competent and fearsome combatant. He even levels up from it, complete with graphic and fanfare, in the middle of the cutscene. Behind the scenes, it is revealed that