Doesn't Like Guns/Quotes

"Turns out I was a Prussian mercenary. I spent all day firing guns. Boring!"

- Rebecca Crane, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

"I never liked guns."

- The Stranger, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath

""A gun is a coward's weapon. It lets us kill too easily, saving us the mess and the work.""

- Batman, The Dark Knight Returns

""No... it's not him... they're all shot... Sephiroth would never use a gun...""

- Cloud Strife, commenting on the casualties in the Gold Saucer, Final Fantasy VII

""Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things!""

- Sonic the Hedgehog, during a gun tutorial in Shadow the Hedgehog

"In this show the heroes claimed that they did care about people getting shot, so they crashed their cars into them instead."

- Douglas Adams, on Starsky and Hutch

""The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves.""

- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

" "I don't like guns.""

- Batman

""I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!""

- Hawkeye Pierce, Mash

"Garcia: I don't believe in guns!

Morgan: [shoving one into her hand] Trust me, they are very real!"

- Criminal Minds, from the episode "Penelope"

""Guns are so... distasteful. A crude instrument for an unrefined weakling""

- Vergil, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

"Travis: Let me get this straight - you never use guns?

Beck: No.

Travis: Never.

Beck: Never.

Travis: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?

Beck: No guns.

Travis: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.

Beck: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?

Travis: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?

Beck: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.

Travis: What kind of things?

Beck: Very bad things, Travis."

- The Rundown