The Secret Life of the Backyard Kids/YMMV


 * Complete Monster: Tiffany wants to turn Jorge into a mindless beast because she can. Need we say more?
 * Evil Is Sexy: Tiffany Stevens.
 * Hollywood Homely: In Chapter 4, Angela explains how she can't see how the Tall, Dark and Handsome Jorge would want to go out with a Moe Blob like her, however, in the first chapter, she is described as being "quite pretty, with long brown hair and bright brown eyes."
 * Ho Yay: Jorge and Tony. Just to drive home how close they are, they sing the Ronettes classic "Be My Baby."
 * Magnificent Bitch / Manipulative Bitch: Tiffany.
 * Tear Jerker:


 * The Woobie: Jorge