Luke, I Am Your Father/Quotes

"Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke Skywalker: No... that's not true! That's impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!"

- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

"Monarch: Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?

Hank: What?

Monarch: Hank! I am your real father!

Hank: N-No, you're not...

Monarch PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!""

- The Venture Brothers, "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"

"Fernando: Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!

Claudius: Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!

Uncle Teotonius: But, Charles, I'm your niece!

Charles: Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!

(silence)

All: It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves..."

- Gato Fedorento

"You... you are my mother?"

- Roxy to Morgana, Winx Club

"I'M YOUR PAPI!"

- Eddie Guerrero

"WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is ?!"

- The Yoh-Gumi's reaction to Mikihisa revealing, Shaman King

"Ragna: What?

Jin: There's no way!

Imperator Librarius: So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?

Ragna:, what the hell?"

- Blaz Blue: Continuum Shift

"Dexter: [gasps] That is not possible! No, wait, no, you're right."

- Dexter's Laboratory, The Muffin Man episode