Chicken Maker

"Because I felt like it would help me stand out. Anyways chickens are understood by the internet to be... ... ... awesome!"

- Kaloo, "Why this blog?"

Chicken Maker is a site about doodles of chickens made in MS Paint.

"[...most of what I draw for this site is... cocks]."
 * Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: There is the occasional unnaturally colored chicken, like purple.
 * Art Shift: Just compare the Cyborg Chicken to it's remake
 * Awesome McCoolname: Shades McCoolguy
 * Cool Shades: Shades McCoolguy. He even switches from one pair to another.
 * Double Entendre


 * Everything's Better with Chickens: The entire point of the site.
 * Fail O'Suckyname: Zitty NotCoolguy
 * Tagline: "The Orginal MS Paint Blog! "
 * Also "It's About Passion!"
 * They Changed It, Now It Sucks: In-Universe: The site owner's reaction to the Windows 7 version of MS Paint
 * Network Decay: Everything on the site is not a chicken, and there are a number of images not made in MS Paint
 * Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: Cyborg Zombie President
 * Shout-Out: More than a few pieces on the site are shout outs to other media, mainly in the form of chickens dressed up like their protagonists.
 * The Remake: Some of the earlier pieces received remakes later on in the site's life, in large part due to the Art Shift.