Bart the General/Funny


 * The source of the page quote, of course. Episode 2 also has "EVERYONE ABANDONS ME!" and "WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
 * "Dear Homer: You have a cold dick. I remember the last time I touched it."
 * Toadfish's bizarre accent and hilarious lines certainly make for a lot of these in the first episode. "Hi, I'm moveeng in!" "I'll break your legs"