Screw Yourself/Quotes

""MY OWN CLONE!"

"NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!""

- From a series of Robotnik coloring book edits

"Doctor: (to an immortal time-traveler) You might be out there somewhere.

Captain Jack: I could go meet myself!

Doctor: Well, he's the only man you're ever going to be happy with."

- Doctor Who, "Utopia"

"Amy: Do I really look like that?

Amy: Yeah, yeah you do.

Amy: Ooh, I'd give you a driving license...

Amy: Ooh, I bet you would.

Doctor: Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, Rory.

Rory: Absolutely no problem at all."

- Doctor Who 2011 Red Nose Day Special

"Oh, give me a clone

Of my own flesh and bone

With its Y-chromosome changed to X

And when it is grown

Then my own little clone

Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,

With your Y-Chromosome changed to X

And when I'm alone

With my own little clone

We'll both think of nothing but sex"

- Randall Garrett

"CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.

CG: FUCK I MEAN

CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE"

- Karkat Vantas, Homestuck

""Of course I romance myself. I’ve always said, if I had to make out with my clone, I would.""

- Felicia Day, in an interview, on her in-game interactions with an Ink Suit Actor version of herself, within Dragon Age II DLC (she wasn't kidding)

"I would totally make out with my clone. If it was okay with her. No pressure."

- A Softer World