Chaotic Neutral/Quotes

""Yeah, let's break some rules!""

- Toph, shortly before blowing out the side of a building for no reason.

""'Do what thou wilt' shall be the whole of the law.""

- Aleister Crowley

""It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.""

- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

""I have a secret love of chaos. There should be more of it. Do not believe — and I am dead serious when I say this — do not assume that order and stability are always good, in a society or in a universe. The old, the ossified, must always give way to new life and the birth of new things. Before the new things can be born the old must perish.""

- Philip K. Dick

""There is no good or evil. There is only fun and boring.""

- The Plague, Hackers

"We're not bad people

(We're not dirty, we're not mean)

We love everybody,

But we do as we please"

- In the Summertime by Mungo Jerry

""Luckily for me, I've never trusted authority figures, be they kings, presidents, or party leaders. Give a man enough power, and he's bound to abuse it, no matter how noble he thinks he is.""

- Girard Draketooth, The Order of the Stick

""To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be governed is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place(d) under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality.""

- Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

""Life is short. If you don't stop and look around... and do whatever you want all the time... then you could miss it.""

- Cartman, South Park

"Some people felt you were a bit of a jerk. It's because you took very seriously your dream that you shouldn't take anything seriously even though the contradiction implied a passion that was relentlessly opposed to frivolity."

- Glinda, describing the problem with spreading chaos, Chasing the Dragon

""I do what I want! You have problem?""

- Quina Quen, Final Fantasy IX

"Word is born

Fight the war, fuck the norm

Now I got no patience

So sick of complacence

With the D the E the F the I the A the N the C the E

Mind of a revolutionary

So clear the lane

The finger to the land of the chains

What? The land of the free?

Whoever told you that is your enemy!

Now something must be done

About vengeance, a badge and a gun

'Cause I'll rip the mic, rip the stage, rip the system

I was born to rage against 'em

Now action must be taken

We don't need the key

We'll break in"

- Rage Against the Machine, "Know Your Enemy"

""Mama's torn, hands cover her sunken face. We're hungry but their belly's full. The structure is set you never change it with a ballot poll""

- Rage Against the Machine, Down Rodeo

"Fuck 'em and their law!"

- The Prodigy, "Their Law"

"We are the best

So screw the rest

We do as we damn well please

Until the end

St. Trinians,

Defenders of anarchy"

- St Trinian's (2009) theme song

""I probably took more than anybody could survive... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man... Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.""

- Charlie Sheen

""Where's there's strife and where there's trouble, call on Peevsie, he'll make double!""

- Peeves the Poltergeist, Harry Potter

"Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?

Will: At the moment?"

- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"There shall be no Law on New Hong Kong."

- Hacked insert in the Law Machines' programming,Buck Godot Zap Gun for Hire

""You know how I so revel in chaos.""

- Loki, Steel in Your Hand, a Thor fanfic

""Even Loki cannot fully predict Loki's plans, sister.""

- Heimdall, Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws

""I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old and I just lost track of my moral code.""

- Marceline, Adventure Time

""Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?""

- Discord, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

""A Chaotic Neutral character could very well burn down the orphanage, I would be like "Why did you do that!?" and they would be like "*Shrug* Eh.". *Shrugs* I can't argue with that!""

- The Spoony One

""Classify it as 'I don't give a rat's ass' AKA Chaotic Neutral.""

- Roronoa Zoro, played by Cory, One Piece Grand Line 3 Point 5

""I am not what you call a civilized man! I have done with society entirely, for reasons which I alone have the right of appreciating. I do not, therefore, obey its laws, and I desire you never to allude to them before me again!""

- Captain Nemo, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea