Codename: Kids Next Door/Funny

"Numbuh 86: Of all the stupid things in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidliest! It's like you're trying to win a stupid contest but you're too stupid to take a stupidity test!!
 * "Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E."

Numbuh 362: You idiot! I was this close to getting the Delightful Children's plans! And then you attack me from out of nowhere! Whose side are you on anyway? I'm ashamed to call you a girl! I never thought a girl could be so stupid! You are by far the most idiotic person I have ever, ever met!"

"Numbuh 86: (voice wavering) Whu-what's that?
 * What's even funnier is that Numbuh 86 finally gets her comeuppance for antagonizing Sector V for the duration of the episode.
 * Number 86 spazzing out during the incident with the toenail collection.
 * And even before she gets covered in them and completely loses it, we get this gem:

Delightful Children: It's... our toenail collection.

Numbuh 86: Toenails? (gags, sputters, otherwise flips out) That's disgusting!

Delightful Children: It is not! It's more like... a hobby. (laugh evilly as they close in on Numbuh 86)"

"Numbuh 3: Man, who put a bee in her undies?
 * As Numbuh 86 goes on a tirade, Numbuh 4 whispers to Numbuh 2: "Man, who put a bee in her undies?" Near the end of the episode...

Numbuh 4: (looks at Numbuh 3 with shock)"

"Henchman: I think it's locked!
 * "Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G."
 * When Father finds the safe containing the Kids Next Door code module at the Arctic training base:

Father: Really? Well, guess we'll just have to pack up and go... OF COURSE IT'S LOCKED!!!"

"Numbuh 60: Any questions?
 * "Hey, Fireface! Looking for this Code Module thingy?"
 * Not to mention that Father finds out it's an autograph book, and is impressed on it having Numbuh 362's autograph.

Tommy: Oooh, I have one! I know Numbuh One! And Numbuh Two is my brother! I even have all their autographs from when I went on a mission with them!

Numbuh 60: (facepalm) That is not a question, Tommy."

"Sonia: "What? I don't like the dark!""
 * Every time Father bursts into flames, the ice above him melts and splashes him. Helps to turn that power of his into Nightmare Retardant.
 * Two of Father's henchmen threaten to put Tommy, Lee and Sonia into a broom closet. Cue Sonia freaking out and Tommy and Lee shivering in fear as she beats the two guards into submission.

"Numbuh Five: I'm telling you -- the word "chicken" does not have a "2" in it.
 * Number 74.239 playing around with the Voice Changer. "Nigel Uno, I am your father!" And then Numbuh Infinity's reaction as he grabs the voice changer: "Give me that!"
 * Numbuh Four's abysmal spelling in "Operation: R.O.B.B.E.R.S.":

Numbuh Four: Well it does now!"

"Wally: (as Kuki is crying on Hoagie's shoulder) And would you mind hugging your own wife instead of mine?!
 * The reveal of the Ship Tease in the Grand Finale:

Hoagie: Hey! You're not Abby!"

"Cree: But before we could even get to the Moonbase, the stupid pilots got into an argument about trading cards and accidentally hit the Blow-Up-The-Engines button. Ugh! Who else but a bunch of stupid kids would put a Blow-Up-The-Engines button on a spaceship?!"
 * The Empire Strikes Back parody in "Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G.". Especially because A) 4th grade President (of Gallagher Elementry) Jimmy plays the part of Darth Vader, and B) they actually find Luke Skywalker.
 * The snag in Cree's Xanatos Gambit:

"Cree: (blankly stares, then facepalm) This is so not worth 8 bucks an hour."
 * Sweet merciful Numbuh Zero, "Operation: S.I.T.T.E.R.". Just... "Operation: S.I.T.T.E.R.".
 * Made even funnier when you remember that as cheesy as all the bad French he uses sounds to us, it must have been even worse for Cree as she herself is half-French.

"Tommy: I don't wanna go to bed yet! You can't make me!
 * Also,

Cree: Oh, I applaud your braver-- (clapping activates disco ball) THAT'S IT!"

"Numbuh Four: Listen Numbuh Five... I...I don't wanna fight you!
 * How about this little exchange from "Operation: Z.E.R.O."?

Zombified Numbuh Five: I know! Cause you're the weakest, shortest, dumbest, most chicken, big mouth squirt on the whole team!!

Numbuh Four: (raging) OKAY! NOW I WANNA FIGHT YOU!"

"Numbuh Two: (as Cree makes constant spitting noises) Aww come on, it wasn't that bad was it?"
 * While they do serve as Nightmare Fuel most of the time some of the lines of the Delightful Children From Down The Lane are pretty damn funny.
 * For example: "Hello Kids Next Door. Perhaps you would like to try kicking our posteriors now?"
 * "A heater? Who puts a heater in an ice cream factory?!"
 * When Billy in the crossover episode asks to use their new device as a bathroom, they allow him... before realizing just what he's about to do. Including the flushing. "NO! NOT THAT!"
 * In the episode where Numbuh Two turns into a teenager and goes out with Cree, Cree's reaction to finding out she had made out with Numbuh Two was hilarious.

"Numbuh Three: Well, how about you Numbuh 4? Do you wanna be my Prince Charming?
 * "Operation B.E.A.C.H."

Numbuh Four: And miss being buried in the sand? Fat chance!"

"Numbuh Two: What's a bra?
 * Numbuh Four's repeated reasoning for why he's saving Numbuh Three from having to marry King Sandy: "She just owes me a quarter!!!"
 * "Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T." in its entirety.

Numbuh One: (suspiciously) And what's she "training" for?"

"Lizzie: Nigel Uno, I'd like a word with you!
 * B.R.A. = Battle Ready Armor
 * Made all the funnier when Chad shows up with one in "Operation S.L.U.M.B.E.R.".
 * In "Operation: D.A.T.E." Lizzie appears as Numbuh One is confronting the Delightful Children:

Delightful Children: What is the meaning of th--

Lizzie: SHUT UP!"

"Numbuh Four: I'm not your kitty, lady! I'm MISTER HUGGYKINS!"
 * "Operation C.A.T.S."

"Numbuh Four: Hey Spankaholic! Time to teach you the Australian word for "ouch"!
 * "Operation Z.E.R.O."

Count Spankulot: Ridiculousness! Those who fail to realize that the Australian word for "ouch" would still be "ouch" will be--

(Numbuh Four pulls out a gun that SHOOTS A KANGAROO)

Spankulot: (beat) Is that a kangaroo?"

"Mr. Boss: So long, kid! I hope your friend likes Pluto! (entire building crashes on top of him)"
 * As Mr. Boss is about to escape:

"Numbuh Two: (upon seeing the desolate First Grade hallway) Man, those school budget cuts are murder."
 * From "Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T.":

"Numbuh Two: But man, I'm so hungry, it's not even bunny! (Starts to laugh until Numbuh Five hits him for making that joke)"
 * At the end, when returning the Frist Graders pet rabbit restores them...

"Numbah Thirteen: HOT DOG! I'm gonna be the leader of the Kids Next Door!
 * Numbuh One turning into a total fanboy in "Operation: Z.E.R.O." when he realize that.
 * "Operation: I.T."
 * The entire KND is having a worldwide game of tag, with the person who is "it" at the end of the game becoming the next Soopreme Leader. Everyone is trying their hardest to avoid being "it" at the end of the game... right up until someone accidentally tags Numbuh Thirteen. Cue the dogpile.
 * Bonus points that he was the only operative excited to get the position.

Operative: OH NO YOU DON'T! (dogpile)"

"Vespinacio: You speak-a the blasphemy-a!
 * In "Operation L.O.V.E.", which musical fans will recognize as a spoof of West Side Story. Let's count the ways:
 * '50s' style costumes (including Numbuh One wearing tacky 3D glasses)
 * The sheer crackiness of the Delightful Children playing Tony to Numbuh Three's Maria (followed by Numbuh Four's reaction)
 * The kids dodging lasers by dancing to the tune of "America".
 * Numbuh Four singing, in the most deadpan tone ever, a sugary-sweet love song with Numbuh Three and then quitting after a couple of lines.
 * Numbah Two FINALLY getting a funny pun down, which not only wasn't pointed out or made anyone groan, but would probably only make sense to those that watched West Side Story to get the reference: he rips his jacket off to reveal a jetpack and says "When you're a jet, you're a jet."
 * So, how do you stop a giant rampaging Rainbow Monkey? By giving it the "Rainbow Monkey Goodbye Hug". So, who has to deliver this hug? Numbuh Four.
 * "Operation: S.P.I.N.A.C.H."
 * We have two hilarious things coming in on the same time: The Spinach Inquisition, and Sector V singing lyrics in the style of Green Eggs and Ham.
 * Nigel's banter.

Nigel: Fluently."


 * Not to mention Numbah Four's Curse Cut Short during the musical number.
 * "No one ever suspects the Spinach Inquisition!" (rimshot)
 * "Operation N.A.U.G.H.T.Y.": The secret weapon the elves used to get Numbuh Three to surrender her presents.
 * The reveal of Numbah 86's father.
 * What's even better is the return of Sonia's fear of the dark. She beats Mr. Boss while the male operatives--including Numbuh One--have to stare at her with absolute horror.
 * A car carrier for cruise ships, among other everyday sights in "Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S." Even by the show's usual standards, that episode was insane.
 * When the episode is titled "Operation: C.L.O.W.N.", hilarity is probably to be expected. Not only does Hoagie get in a decent joke for once, he then runs away from the clowns determined to never let him be funny again... and into the Big Top, where he proceeds to run over a seesaw, have an elephant fall on the other side so that he gets catapaulted into the grip of a trapese artist, is tossed into a cannon, and is finally fired onto a tight rope. Cut to audience member Abby, wide-eyed and mouth stuffed with popcorn.
 * Even better, Numbuh 2 is told to not tell any more jokes or "The Clowns" will come for him. What finally causes him to break? He and Numbuh 5 running into a chicken crossing the road. If it wasn't Numbuh 2's horrified reaction that gets you, it's how Numbuh 5 completely earnestly wonders why a chicken would cross a road.
 * The reveal that Numbuh 1 has a big butt and all the joke puns everybody makes at his expense.
 * Also from Z.E.R.O. Numbuh 1 (in regards to the Delightful Children From Down The Lane) "Next stop: way down the lane!"
 * Operation L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E: Number 5 challenges Stickybeard to a sugar swallowing contest. When Stickybeard decides to not do so, she replies "Unless you're...sugar-free." Cue all the pirates going "Oooh..."
 * Operation G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E. We get to see the Delightful Children turned into sheep.