None Piece/Funny

"I am rubber and you are fat!
 * In Episode 2 - The way Luffy says "Ah yes, swords. Nature's knives." It just made this troper burst out in laughter at the absurdity of that statement.
 * Episode 3 - Shank sitting with his hand in the air, and suddenly, without it being commented on, a waffle simply materializes from his hand.
 * "What does the D stand for?"
 * "So wait, your name is Zolo Zoro?"
 * "You saved me yet again baby seal!" "But you still have all your hair..." [absurdly long pause, in which Luffy notices that Zoro somehow escaped his binds] "Okay"
 * "MY ONLY WEAKNESS! MY BALLS! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
 * "I WON'T﻿ GO BACK TO PRISON, MY BUTTHOLE CAN'T TAKE THAT ABUSE!"
 * "If there's something you need to know about me, everything is made of rubber. And before you ask, yes. Yes, it is." What made it especially funny for this troper was that he was going to ask that exact same question until Luffy answered it in anticipation.
 * Also funny because the creator of the actual One Piece was once asked that as well, and he also answered in the affirmative, going so far as to have it be pointed out in the story itself.
 * "Sorry I punched you in the face and broke your daddy's statue! Think we can still be friends?"
 * Luffy's variation of a childhood insult had this troper in stitches.
 * Luffy's variation of a childhood insult had this troper in stitches.

Don't you dare touch my hat! *Megaton Punch*"

"I DRAGGED HIS ASS TWO MILES, AND﻿ YOU HAD THE *BEEP* KEY THE WHOLE *BEEP* FUCKING TIME!?"
 * In episode four, Zoro gets finished lugging Luffy in a cage. Then Naomi brings a key a Zoro yells about Naomi having the F***-ing key. The hilarious part is that the next Sound Effect Bleep manages the fail to cover up the F-bomb, being placed right before it.

"Narrator: "And so, our three brave heroes set out for an adventure of a life time."
 * This Butt Monkey joke:

Zolo: "AW SHIT WE FORGOT CODY!"

Marine: *to a scared Coby* "You are in a lot of trouble.""

"Luffy: ...Holy shit.
 * "It's Taco day ..."
 * Even funnier is the follow-up to that story.

Ritchie: DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD! *smashes Luffy's cage*"

"Luffy: God that was unnecessarily violent!"
 * (After viciously punching Morgan then knocking out Helmeppo in one hit)

"Mook: OH C'MON WHERE ARE YOU EVEN RUNNING TOO?! ITS A BOAT!"
 * A pirate mook trying to calm down the passengers on a cruise boat in the first ep