Shapeshifter Baggage/Quotes

""You can't DO that!""

""It's only a Transfiguration," said McGonagall. "An Animagus transformation, to be exact.""

""You turned into a cat! A SMALL cat! You violated Conservation of Energy! That's not just an arbitrary rule, it's implied by the form of the quantum Hamiltonian! Rejecting it destroys unitarity and then you get FTL signaling!""

- Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality, "Everything I Believe Is False"

""Where the hell were my car keys while I was transformed?""

- El Goonish Shive, "New and Old Flames"