Tanks for Nothing/Playing With

Basic Trope: Tanks are useless.
 * Straight: Tanks are sent in to dispatch a giant monster. They do no noticeable damage and are destroyed afterwards by the giant monster.
 * Exaggerated: Tanks are sent in to dispatch a common thief armed only with a pistol. The thief blows them all up effortlessly using his pistol before the tanks can fire a shot or run him over.
 * Justified: The opposition is just that strong.
 * The tanks have poor performance due to hasty deployment, inherent flaws, mechanical failures, etc.
 * Inverted: Tank Goodness.
 * Subverted: Tanks are sent in to dispatch a giant monster, and their shots seem to cause the monster to bleed...
 * Double Subverted: ...but it turns out that the monster is actually turning red and is physically unharmed, simply enraged by the tank shots. The monster then lets loose a gigantic fireball that completely melts the entire tank division.
 * Parodied: ?
 * Deconstructed: Due to how useless tanks are, military commanders either stop using them or try to improve their performance to actually become useful.
 * Reconstructed: ?
 * Zig Zagged: Tanks are sent in to dispatch a giant monster, and while they kill the monster, an even bigger monster appears and destroys those tanks without a hitch. More tanks are sent in, and they finally kill the bigger monster. But then they face another monster from outer space that destroys those tank reinforcements with ease.
 * Averted: No tanks appear.
 * Tanks are useful as they should be.
 * Enforced: "Tanks are vastly overrated, so let's show how useless they can be!"
 * Lampshaded: "The tanks should have killed the monster, right?"
 * Invoked: The monsters wear metal armor under their skins to absorb the tank shots.
 * Defied: "Let's use the tanks with the most powerful cannons on that monster."
 * Discussed: ?
 * Conversed: ?

Go back to Tanks for Nothing. Just don't use a tank, okay?