Role Association/Film XYZ


 * X-Men: On the side of Lawful Good, Capt. Picard leads a group that includes Xenia Onatopp and Jacinda "Jinx" Barett, Sookie Stackhouse, Lois Lane's husband, Frasier, Juno, and a really determined magician; the "Chaotic Good" (well, they'd like to think so) side is led by Gandalf, his second-in-command Alex(is) Meade (who is always naked), with Darth Maul and Bullet-Tooth Tony. Lawful Evil is represented by Samara's dad, who has Fenton Floop and a ruthless North Korean sniper under his control. Methos is one of his soldiers.
 * X Men Origins Wolverine: The backstory of the really determined magician 'is revealed, with appearances by Dorian Gray, Merry Brandybuck, and Hannibal King.
 * X Men First Class: It's The Sixties and Wesley Tumnus is a young Professor Picard and Betty Draper is a psychic ice queen with a penchant for really, really revealing outfits. Wesley's friend is young Gandalf, now Archie Hicox, and Archie's future shape-shifting pal is a backwoods girl from Missouri while Wes' future furry blue ally Marcus is a "closeted" wiz kid.
 * XXX: The Iron Giant is recruited by Mace Windu to fight Haldir of Lorien, and he hooks up with Lady Jocelyn along the way.
 * Year One: After getting kicked out of their tribe, Scott Pilgrim and Eddie Riggs Walk the Earth.
 * You Again: Laurie Strode and Ellen Ripley are reunited high school rivals when the former's son marries the latter's niece. With Veronica Mars as Laurie's daughter, Casey Bell as Ellen's niece who made Veronica's life a misery in high school, Jack Bristow as Laurie's husband, and Rose Nylund as Veronica's grandmother. Olive Snook, The Scorpion King and Phyllis Lindstrom also turn up.
 * You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (with thanks to The Los Angeles Times): In the latest film by Zee the ant, Madam Pomfrey starts seeing a psychic after her husband Hannibal Lector leaves her and marries Eve Draper. Their daughter Ann Darrow is drawn to her boss Zorro II while her husband George W. Bush pines for Latika.
 * Young Adult: Future Loser woman-child Eileen Wournos tries to pull a My Best Friend's Wedding on her high-school boyfriend The Viscount de Nite Owl, who has just announced the birth of his child via his (probably) happily married wife. Chef Remy is Eileen's "friend" who was her polar opposite in high school.
 * Young Frankenstein: Willy Wonka says good-bye to his fiancee Mrs. White and travels to Transylvania to inherit his grandfather's estate. There he meets his assistants: the hunchbacked Brother Ambrose and the beautiful and voluptuous Ronnie Neary (with whom he later has an affair), as well as the old housekeeper Beverly Ann Stickle, whose name scares horses. Upon discovering his grandfather's old notes, Wonka decides to re-create his grandfather's infamous experiment and accidentally creates the abnormal Frank Barone, who escapes and terrorizes the town (meeting Royal Tenenbaum in the process). Willy Wonka must find a way to fix everything before the townspeople, led by Grandpa Longneck, rise up against him.
 * Young Adam: A crackhead is in a relationship with The White Witch.
 * Young Guns: The Coach from The Mighty Ducks, Jack Bauer, Ritchie Valens and Charlie fight Curly Washburn and his gang after the murder of their mentor General Zod
 * Your Highness: A disgraced baseball player goes on an epic quest to save his brother, a distressed hiker, with help from a psychotic ballerina and a comely hitchhiker.
 * Zack and Miri Make a Porno: A beautiful reporter and a giant blue blob... well, you know.
 * And they get the idea from the I'm A Mac guy and Superman.
 * Any British Movie Within the Last Five Decades: Hogwarts Professors or people from a far-away galaxy in pastoral England.