The Good Wife/Funny

"Lockhart: We thought having two more votes would get us over the top, so we approached two of the senior citizens who were still in the logs as equity partners.
 * Remember, ladies and gentlemen, "Ho Ho Ho".
 * Kalinda giving Alicia her change of address.
 * Attorney David Lee's reaction to the discussion over bringing old equity partners back, in order to have enough votes to oust Bond (in the episode Great Firewall):

(Lee starts cracking up, the others just look annoyed)

Gardner: Okay David, we get it, we get it.

Lee: No, I don't think you do. You couldn't have scripted it better... So what happened did one of them die?

(others look glum)

(Lee realizes that that's exactly what happened and just starts cracking up again with the most hilarious face)

Lockhart: Yesterday."


 * In that same episode, when they have the vote to kick Diane out, and the vote to kick Bond out afterwards. Especially funny is Julius sitting & smiling politely whilst Bond expects him to vote to remove Diane, leaving Bond without enough votes to kick her out; and David Lee making the motion to kick Bond out of the firm, and he gets Bond's office for his "second" secretary.
 * Childs's voice coming out of a lion when Childs was on speakerphone in Andrew Wiley's apartment.
 * Cary's nonplussed reaction is pretty funny too.
 * After telling her mother in law that she no longer wants her in her home, Alicia goes to Zack and tells him to grab his coat, he's getting a car so grandma no longer has to pick him and Grace up. It takes a moment for that to process and he races out of his room.