Our Lawyers Advised This Trope/Quotes

""This game is for use in Japan only. Sales, export or operation outside this country may be construed as copyright and trademark infringement and is strictly prohibited. Violator and subject to severe penalties and will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam.""

- typical start-up warning for shoot-em-ups produced by Atlus/Cave

""All characters and events in this show-- even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone""

- ~South Park

""Gurren Lagann is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual personalities is not only purely coincidental, but also indicates that people who see said resemblances are probably living way too deep in their own fantasy worlds. Do not attempt to imitate behavior or actions seen on this show, unless you are a really hot babe who wants to dress like Yoko, in which case we're all for it.""

- ~Gurren Lagann dub trailer

"Ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the disclaimer

That's right, the disclaimer

This American apple pie institution

Known as parental discretion

Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm

From the lyrics that might actually make you think

And will also insult your intelligence at the same time

So, protect your family.

This album contains explicit depictions

Of things which are real.

These "real" things are commonly known as life.

So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.

If it sounds dangerous,

Do Not Try This At Home or at all.

And if it offends you, just. don't. listen to it."

- ~Disclaimer, from The Offspring's Ixnay On the Hombre