Mobile Suit Gundam SEED/Funny

"Mu: "Hmm..." [stares down in thought, and ends up giving Murrue's body a thorough once-over] My thoughts probably aren't worth mentioning."
 * Cagalli's and Andy's argument over whether chili sauce or yogurt sauce is the correct condiment for use on doner kebabs. During the ensuing melee, both end up squirted liberally over Kira's kebab; he takes a bite and announces that he actually quite enjoys the combination of both.
 * Kira appears to be lying through his teeth for the sake of being nice. After he manages to swallow the bite, he downs half his drink to get rid of the taste, though this makes it no less funny.
 * Mu and Murrue are discussing morale and stress issues among the teens aboard the ship. Murrue asks what Mu's thoughts on the matter are.

Murrue: "I kinda sensed that.""

"Murrue: "Stop it commander, that's sexual harassment."
 * You also have the time Mu tried to comfort Murrue by placing a hand on her shoulder.

Mu: [quickly pulls his hand away] "Huh, it is!?""

"Waltfeld: "That dress looks very flattering on you. From the looks of it, it would seem you're quite accustomed to dressing up in fine clothing like that."
 * Andrew Waltfeld's analysis of Cagalli in episode 19.

Cagalli: [dismissively] "Say what you want."

Waltfeld: "The perfect little lady until you speak...""

"Kira: "You're... a girl."
 * And just before that, Kira's reaction to seeing Cagalli in said dress. First he's just staring in pure shock/awe, then Cagalli demands to know what he's thinking.

Cagalli: "YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT!"

Kira: "Well... yes, but... seeing you like this, just... reminded me."

Cagalli: "Same thing, jackass!""

""From the looks of things you could have used her as a girlfriend!""
 * Cagalli absolutely REFUSES to believe
 * La Flaga attempting to defend Kira, after the latter set Lacus free. Natarle, as prosecutor, has more or less memorized the rulebook, while La Flaga is having to flip through his copy to try and keep up. And if that wasn't funny enough, there's his response to Kira's assertion that he didn't save Lacus so they could use her as a hostage.

"Operator: "Hey, you're not cleared to launch!"
 * Helpful, no. Hysterical, yes.
 * Mu thoughtlessly calling Waltfeld "kind" in front of the people whose homes Waltfeld has just razed: not funny. Mu suddenly realizing that everyone is glaring at him and making an incredibly awkward attempt at backpedaling only to get yelled at by Cagalli: priceless.
 * Kira decides to help Lacus escape the Archangel. This requires her to wear a normal spacesuit. Her stuffing that fancy dress she's wearing into the suit leaves a prominent bulge around her belly, causing Sai to jokingly ask how she got pregnant so quickly. Then when she later meets up with Athrun (still in the same suit), he gets a rather confused look on his face, but doesn't comment.
 * The poleaxed looks on the faces of the bridge crew when they accidentally walk in on Mu kissing Murrue.
 * As Lacus, Waltfeld and DaCosta are about to leave in the Eternal:

Haro: "What-ever.""