Chronic Backstabbing Disorder/Quotes

""And here I thought I'd had my quota of betrayal and attempted murder this year....""

- Garrus, Mass Effect 2

""He is what they call in the thrillers a double agent, a triple agent in this case, and agent to infinite regression...""

- Sol, Hyperion

"Niko: That is the plan, Jacob. I will put a bullet in his heart for every life he ruined, for every agreement he went back on, for every friend he betrayed.

Jacob: Dat be a whole heap of teeth, ya know, Niko. I don't tink we have enough ammo fe shoot him dat many times, ya know.

Niko: Perhaps one bullet in his brain will have to do then.

Jacob: Seen."

- Grand Theft Auto IV

"Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?

Will: At the moment?"

- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"Drizz'l: Hold it. What do you think you are doing here?

Black Mage: I'd say I was joining the winning team, but that would imply there existed a time where I wasn't on Team Evil."

- Eight Bit Theater

""If his treachery could ever hurt anyone more than himself, I'd have to stop him.""

- Thief, Eight Bit Theater

""Who could be foolish enough to relax his guard with a man who constantly betrays everyone around him?""

- Sir Bismarck Waldstein, Code Geass

""Damn, but I'm gonna need a lot of this...""

- Revolver Ocelot, The Last Days of Foxhound, in reference to his CBD medication

""So now you're with Konoha? You guys sure keep busy, switching sides all the time!""

- Tayuya, Naruto

""I did warn you not to trust me, you know.""

- Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, A Song of Ice and Fire

""Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.""

- Will Rogers

"Sheva: I thought they were partners?

Chris: Wesker doesn't give a damn about anybody but himself."

- Resident Evil 5

""That thieving lizard Shendu will pay dearly for his betrayal!""

- Daolan Wong, Jackie Chan Adventures

"''Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun

A man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience

Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown

"Nazi Schmazi", says Wernher von Braun''"

- Tom Lehrer, "Wernher von Braun"

""Is it my fault that you are so trusting?""

- Mozenrath, Aladdin

""I've never betrayed anyone in my life.""

- Char Aznable, Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam

""I know to whom I owe the most loyalty, and I see him in the mirror every day.""

- Starke, Magic: The Gathering

""Because that's what Shawn Michaels generally does.""

- John Cena, asked why he thinks his tag partner is going to backstab him.