Teeth-Clenched Teamwork/Quotes

""Friendship: Noun. That which unites person 1 with person 2 through their mutual hatred of person 3.""

- Thorax updating The Devil's Dictionary, 9 Chickweed Lane

""The shortest and best way to make your fortune is to let people see clearly that it is in their interests to promote yours.""

- Jean de La Bruyere (1645-1696)

"Black Mage: Name one thing teamwork ever accomplished.

Red Mage: Civilization.

Black Mage: Name one good thing."

- Eight Bit Theater Episode 1187

""I'm not asking you to like it. I'm asking you to do it.""

- Arcturus Mengsk, on responding to General Duke's distress call, Starcraft

""We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.""

- Benjamin Franklin

""The prophecies may say that we have to work together, sister. But nowhere is it written that we must enjoy it.""

- Tahu Nuva, Bionicle Chronicles #4: Tales of the Masks

""Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.""

- Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

"Player Character: Look, we all know you five aren't going to share the artifact. So why don't you save me some time and start betraying each other now?

Botizen: We have no reason to betray the other races until they have something we want.

Eanova: You dare even think of betraying the Eanova?!

Botizen: Only if the gain outweighs the cost. Do not pretend you would not do the same.

Eanova: Tssss..."

- Dead Metal