U2/Funny

"Larry: Sometimes when we shout, "Are you ready to rock?" I don't care if you're ready to rock."
 * SOME SPANISH LESSON WITH AN IRISH ACCENT!!!
 * Top 10 things U2 has learned over the years.
 * Particularly

"Daddy, if that's you, we're not coming home until you take your horns off! Bye-byyye!"
 * The Dalton Brothers.
 * Godfather. More Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping than the Dalton Brothers! Babyface Mullen! The violin!
 * Bono's count-off at the beginning of Vertigo: "1... 2... 3... 14!" Made even funnier on the Vertigo Live video when he preceded the bad Spanish by telling the audience he was going to "teach [them] some Gaelic."
 * Listen closer. That first word is unos. Spanish for "some".
 * Or if you hear it the same way I do, it's "11(in French), 2, 3(both in Spanish), 14(back to French)!"
 * Quite a few of MacPhisto's Zoo TV phone calls, especially in the Dublin gig, where he actually phoned home to find the four years old Jordan Hewson answering.


 * A Day in the Life of The Edge. A documentary on a day in the life of The Edge shot by Bono, which starts with Bono breaking into Edge's hotel room and finding out the Edge falls asleep to the Sci-Fi channel.