Touched By an Angel/Funny

"Tess: You must be little David.
 * Tess and David in Southbound Bus.

David: I'm not little.

Tess: Well, I never saw adults with dinosaurs on their underwear before."

"Monica: I'm afraid of the water.
 * "Honey, you are plunging into the lion's den... You're dealing with a lawyer."
 * I really liked the bit in Fallen Angela when Monica mentions her ocean phobia.

Tess: Say that again?

Monica: I never had to work near lakes and oceans. I always asked to be excused from those and I was. Bad memories of the Flood, I guess.

Tess: This is ridiculous! What is the first thing an angel says? "Fear not. Be not afraid. Except for large bodies of water." Is that it?!"

"You don't know what you're dealing with here. I could break you like THAT!"
 * Monica, on psychotrophic drugs.


 * Less funny, she probably could.
 * Monica's coffee addiction! She orders the strangest stuff sometimes.