Crayon Shin-chan/Funny

"Pay your rent, bitch."
 * The Gag Dub of Crayon Shin-chan has too many to count, but the "honor and a penis" scene is definitely a favorite among the first few episodes.
 * In the episode when they were in a samurai-like scenario, Hiro shouting "Sword of the Darkness Flame!" made this troper and his brother fall to the floor with laughter
 * The entirety of the second short of "Your IQ's Like 5, Right?"
 * "I was gonna be a table. :("
 * From The Young and the Eggless: The note on Summer's door reads:

""Irregular tampons on sale now, marked down to five for the price of two! If you've got an irregular vagina, this is one sale you can't afford to miss!""
 * Also...

"Cut to the wall scroll, with the text BOOBY MONEY HERE"
 * Shin Chan once made a cameo appearance in Sailor Moon, giving poor Chibi-Usa his "elephant dance" and after being pulled away by his appalled mother, shouts "I'll punish you in the name of the moon at home!" Refreshingly shocking.
 * Here's the clip, because it has to be seen to be believed.
 * "Oh, but I'm hungry right now! No wonder supermodels are such bitches."
 * "If you don't start giving me an allowance, I'm gonna tell dad that you hide money behind the scroll for your boobie job."

"You had me committed, this jacket is strait!
 * The stalker song.

You know I'm committed to you baby, thats why your cat I ate!

Doc says theres progress, this medicine is great!

It makes me feel better, but I can't ejaculate!

Does this mean we can get back together?"