Vampire's Kiss/YMMV


 * Alas, Poor Villain: Peter's an asshole, sure, but by the end, it's hard not to feel for him a little.
 * Considering he's a, no.
 * But when you consider that the gentleman is, yes.
 * Equal Opportunity Evil: In a sense -- all the women Peter is with sexually (consensual or not) are either black or hispanic.
 * Ham and Cheese: Most of the movie's most memorable moments come from Nicolas Cage Chewing the Scenery, a compilation of which can be seen here.
 * Hilarious in Hindsight: Given the overall theme of this movie, it seems oddly appropriate when considering the appearance of a Civil War era photograph that looks eerily like Nicolas Cage.
 * Except vampires don't show up in photographs. He is clearly an Immortal.
 * Jerkass Woobie: Arguably, Peter.
 * Narm Charm: Peter's screaming rants and psychotic behavior might seem pretty narmy... until you've met someone in that state. Then, it's creepy and/or heartbreaking.
 * Memetic Mutation: The You Don't Say Rage Face.
 * I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!