Why Do You Keep Changing Jobs?/Quotes

""Babysitting Mama is another entry in the Mama series. It started with Cooking Mama but she has branched out into other areas like gardening and crafting. What's next Mama? Camping? Oh wait, she's done that one too. I but there's no line of work she couldn't find herself in. You know I could totally see her like a car mechanic. (Announcer Voice) Car Mechanic Mama! (Voice mimicing Mama) We need to change out your fuel filter and replace your spark plugs. (Normal Voice) Truely is there any line of work Mama can't do?""

- Wiiviewer on Mama, Babysitting Mama Review.

""Of course, as First Lord of the Treasury, I could propose a special vote that would cover all expenses, if it were not that, as Leader of the Opposition, it would be my duty to resist it, tooth and nail. Or, as Paymaster General, I could so cook the accounts that, as Lord High Auditor, I should never discover the fraud. But then, as Archbishop of Titipu, it would be my duty to denounce my dishonesty and give myself into my own custody as first Commissioner of Police.""

- Pooh-Bah, "Lord High Everything Else" in The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan