Coming to America/Funny

""Good morning, my neighbors!"
 * Randy Watson and his band, Sexual Chocolate.
 * Akeem attempts to catch a cab...by walking out into the middle of the street, putting his hand out and shouting, "Halt!" at it.
 * "She's your queen to be..."
 * How about when Akeem stuck his head out a window to say hello to the city?

"FUCK YOU!"

"Yes, yes, fuck you too!""

""I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.""
 * "I worship the devil."
 * "Fuck you! Fuck you! And fuck you! Who's next?"
 * "YOUR RENT'S DUE, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
 * * fart *
 * Akeem, with the biggest grin on his face: "What does 'dumb fuck' mean?!"
 * Akeem gleefully skipping down the street, singing very loudly about being in love.
 * The two chalk outlines on the floor of the apartment: "Damn shame what they did to that dog."
 * James Earl Jones is hysterical as King Jaffe Joffer: