Couldn't Find a Pen/Quotes

""Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!""

- Snake, "The Simpsons"

""I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too...""

- Preamble to the funniest Suicide Note ever, George Carlin

""Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper.""

- Dave Barry

"Jesus: How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood?

Axel: Riku's blood."

- Ansem Retort

"L: You can be incredibly creepy when you want to be.

Light: Creepy?

L: You question whether writing a message to someone in another's blood upon the floor is creepy?

Light: I suppose you have a point there L, but it was the only writing material I knew the man would have readily available."

- Low Light