A Death to Remember/YMMV


 * Acceptable Targets: Southerners. Jasper is frequently referred to as "The Redneck."
 * Crowning Moment of Funny: "THEY FUCKING WERE MADE OF SHEEPSHIT!"
 * "WHAT THE BLOODY.. ow."
 * "...like a booming boomerang."
 * Pyrite. Just... Pyrite.