Alien (franchise)/Funny

"Gorman: Hicks, meet me at the south lock. We're coming in.
 * You wouldn't think a series of slasher style movies would have much humor, you'd be wrong. Aliens seems to have the most in the way of funny moments. Almost all of them are provided by surprise surprise Hudson.
 * Here's a good Hudson line.

Hudson: He's comin' in. I feel safer already."

"Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
 * One of his best is even earlier than that.

Gorman: All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.

Frost: Excuse me, sir, a what?

Gorman: A xenomorph.

Hudson: It's a bughunt."

"Sgt. Apone: Hudson, come here. COME HERE."
 * After Gorman's briefing, the sergeant tells Hudson he wants to have a little "chat".

"Hudson: Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man?
 * Speaking of Hudson on the receiving end:

Vasquez: No... have you?"

"Hudson: What are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?!
 * Oddly enough one of the funniest lines goes to Burke of all people. Of course he's just doing it to be sarcastic, but still!

Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"


 * Bishop pulling his knife trick on Hudson. The latter's expression throughout is absolutely priceless.
 * Alien Ressurrection also has several moments of humor, though mostly dark comedy.