The Beatles/Quotes

""Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact: they should be called 'The Fetals'"."

- Sliding Doors

"1. The album is ridiculously overrated.

2. If it were rated as it should be, not as it is, it would still be the greatest single music album of the rock era."

- John Scalzi, "The Only Two Things You Need To Know About Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

""[T]hey kept on losing me. They would bring out a new album and for a few listenings it would leave me cold and confused. Then, gradually it would begin to unravel itself in my mind. I would realise that the reason I was confused was that I was listening to Something that was simply unlike anything that anybody had done before.""

- Douglas Adams on The Beatles, Salmon Of Doubt.

""This, my friends is Abbey Road. Somewhere in there, John, Paul, George and Ringo are making music. And you know what, I love American rock and roll, but I have enough brains in my head to know that we’re standing within 50 yards of four of the greatest geniuses of our time. And no matter how famous we get on Rock Radio, what we really are is fans. Fans with attitude, fans with large, attractive cocks, but fans nonetheless. And gentlemen, I'd consider it an honour if you’d join me on this historic night, in a salute to the fabulous four. The glories of our age, the bringers of joy. To our and future generations. For there will always be poverty and pain and war and injustice in this world, but there will, thank the Lord, also always be The Beatles.""

- The Count visiting Abbey Road Studios, The Boat That Rocked.

""We were four guys. Hm, so.. I met Paul and said 'You wanna join me band?' And then George joined. Then Ringo joined, we were just a band who a made it very, very, big. That's all.""

- John Lennon in an interview found on Anthology

"Chris Farley: Right. I think we.. I think we got time for one more question. Uh.. remember when you were in The Beatles? And, um, you did that album Abbey Road, and at the very end of the song, it would.. the song goes, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make"? You.. you remember that?

Paul McCartney: Yes.

Chris: Uh.. is that true?

Paul: Yes, Chris. In my experience, it is. I find, the more you give, the more you get.

Chris (mouths AWESOME to the crowd): Well, that's it for this week's show. Thank you, Paul McCartney, thank you, for being one of the greatest.. of rock.. I mean, a living legend. And uh, a legend of rock and roll.. and.. just thanks for being on the show, and... (hit himself) GODDANGIT! That sounded stupid! I knew I'd screw up!

Paul: You did fine, you did fine, Chris..."

- from the 1993 Saturday Night Live skit