DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story/Funny

"Justin: I think that guy might really be dead!"
 * Most of the movie. Patches, Steve, and White tend to generate these constantly.
 * Patches: "You're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
 * In the TV edit, he says, "poopie-flavored lollipop", which is just as funny (and gross).
 * If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
 * "Who's Steve the Pirate?" (later...) "Oh it's Steve the Pirate"
 * Explanation:
 * "Fuckin' Chuck Norris."
 * The director stated in the DVD commentary that he wishes he had a way to have that line play on repeat all throughout his house.
 * Patches "...Bye Bye" I dont know why it just cracks me up
 * When the Girl Scouts get disqualified and one of them walks up to the girl who caused it and says, "God damn you, Bernice!"
 * After White introduces Fran to the Joes, who nails a guy across the bad room with a dodgeball.