Kickassia/Quotes

""The board is set, the pieces are moving, the greatest strategy of all time is about to be revealed...too bad you're stuck watching a DVD about a bunch of dorks invading a small acre of land.""

- The opening sentence of the summary on the back of the Kickassia DVD case.

""Don't make us review you!""

- The Nostalgia Critic

""A lot of you may be wondering where I've been the past week. Well, there was an... incident in Nevada... many people injured... I-I-I can never go back.""

- The Nostalgia Critic on his first post-Kickassia review (Jaws 3D)

"Nostalgia Critic: "The HONOR of a new nation will be born. A nation which I will declare, KICKASSIA!!

Everone Else: YEAHHHHHHH!"

"Sometimes the best way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman."

- Angry Joe