The Dog Shot First/Quotes

""You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me!""

- Richard, Looking for Group (blurb from LFG ads)

""I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first.""

- Holden McNeil, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

""I was hoping you'd fire first. Keeps me on the moral high ground for when I do this.""

- Cable, Cable & Deadpool