Lake Placid/Funny

"Hector: (holds up a severed toe) Is this your friend?
 * Every single line between Hank and Hector.

Hank: (deadpan) He seemed taller."

"Hank: I brought a porkchop for luck. Maybe you can hang it around your neck.
 * "Why does the Big One heckle me?"
 * When Sheriff Hank gets caught in the crocodile trap and then subsequently chases Hector with a big stick after they get him out of it.
 * A lovely moment before Hector goes underwater to find the croc:

Hector: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.

(He dives underwater. A beat.)

Hank: Was that like a homosexual remark?"

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."
 * All of Mrs. Bickerman's lines.

"Don't throw heads at me!!"
 * Kelly's response to having a decapitated moose head thrown in her direction.

"(crying) I keep getting hit with heads!!"
 * Later, when a decapitated human head is launched at her: