Sonic Adventure Abridged

An Abridged Series of gameplay footage of Sonic Adventure made by CrashnBash of YouTube. Season 2 is slowly(but currently) in production as of now. YMMV page can be found here.

This abridged series provides examples of:

"Sonic (after Tails causes an avalanche): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
 * Abridged Series: A rare video game variation.
 * Butt Monkey: "Shut up, Tails."
 * Cloudcuckoolander: Tikal. She answers only to The Directors.
 * Cluster F-Bomb/Precision F-Strike: Episode 6. Even with a counter in the corner.

Knuckles: Fucking Sonic and his fucking face and his fucking shoes and his fucking... Fuck! Sonic And Knuckles was a great game!"

"Big: I can't swim because of that Devil Fruit I ate the other day.
 * Comedic Sociopathy
 * Cosmic Plaything: Knuckles.
 * Cute but Cacophonic: Tikal.
 * Deadpan Snarker: E-102 Gamma.
 * Fail O'Suckyname: Tails real name is Miles Prower.
 * Harmless Villain: Eggman, as Sonic puts it several times, "Worst. Villain. EVER."
 * Jerkass: Sonic. Knuckles as well.
 * Medium Awareness
 * No Fourth Wall
 * No Indoor Voice: Eggman.
 * Running Gag: I hate this game!
 * Screw The Rules I Have A Big Fat Ass
 * Shout-Out: Plenty.

Knuckles: This is MADNESS!

Tikal: Hey! Listen!"

"Knuckles(talking to Chaos 6): You know, you remind me a lot about Disney. You're fat, you're frozen, and you're about to be shattered BY ME! That's what you get for buying out Marvel Comics,you anti-semetic douche!"
 * The last episode is just a collection of memes.
 * Star Fox: Since he's a big fan,you will hear Tails reference them in almost every episode.
 * Take That: To Disney in Episode 12.

"Knuckles: Grrr, angry, Knuckles is angry! I've had it with these flashbacks and that high pitched fucking voice, those hallucinations and... Sonic. God, Sonic! Where are my matches? I need to burn things! Burn that temple dow--Goddammit someone beat me to it. Well I don't hear anybody screaming, I don't smell burning flesh, so my day can get better. I need to throw something in there, people, kittens, children,... kittens, again. Where are the kittens."
 * The Unintelligible: Chaos. "BLARGH!"
 * The Unseen: The Directors, who are in fact.
 * Unstoppable Rage: Knuckles at the start of episode 12.


 * Valley Girl: Amy.
 * Your Mom: Tails does this frequently.