Eagle Eye Mysteries/Haiku

Jake and Jennifer, Twin Eagles who aid police By solving cases.

Mark Moriarty, By and large a major douche Who seeks to get rich.

Nigel Eagle, mate! He loves fish and chips a lot. Don't get between them.

The Cheswick couple. They love cats of all sizes And abhor fox hunts.

Basil, Miranda; The aunt and uncle who love And trust each other.

Oh, Macavity, You catty, crafty trickster Who loves animals!