Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha As/Funny

"Vita: Takamachi Nantoka! ("Something-Or-Other")
 * Vita screwing up Nanoha's name.

Nanoha: (with Blank White Eyes) It's Nanoha! Na-no-ha!"

"Vita: You know, we have a saying in Velka. "If you're an emissary of peace, don't carry a spear." Even though you say you want to talk, you come armed, baka!
 * And another scene with Nanoha and Vita. It's double funny because it's a Lysistrata reference of all things.

Nanoha: ...The girl who came at me fighting without even a warning is saying that to me?!

Zafira: And that's not a saying. It's the punch line to a joke."


 * When the Lieze twins encounter almost any adorable earnest boy, specifically Chrono or Yuuno, they respond with lethal force.
 * Chrono getting flustered and dropping things after Fate, who is considering being adopted by his mother, calls him "onii-chan" (big brother) in the second sound stage.
 * Fate trying to get a cellphone. Nanoha, Arisa and Suzuka start going on lengths about why she would want various features on a cellphone. Fate ends up getting a notepad.