Just Shoot Me/Funny

"Jack: (having been confronted by a police officer, thinking it's about his accidental drug ingestion) Officer, the day a man can't enjoy a tasty treat from the Orient is the day I move to a cave and sleep on my own beard!
 * Board fell down.
 * The slow hand clap after Finch tried to get his threesome with Maya and a supermodel.
 * Donnie says vacuum.
 * Maya describing the story of King Lear, inspiring Dennis to go see it.
 * The entirety of the "Lemon Wacky Hello" episode of Just Shoot Me, but particularly this exchange:

Officer: ...I'm looking for Nina Van Horn.

Jack: ...Take her away."

"Officer: You've got some strange folks here.
 * Also, throughout it all, Dennis has a bad trip. Which leads to this exchange as the officer leaves:

Dennis: Tell me about it, and I have to work with them...(speaking on phone) Hi, I'd like Mongoose Rental, please? (crazy grin -- to the police officer) They eat snakes."


 * Elliott dropped the cup

"you slept with him then you? that's okay sweetie so did I?"
 * from one of the bloopers
 * realizes what he just said
 * "we put the fun in dysfunctional."