Crack Is Cheaper/Quotes

""Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal.""

- Matthew 6:19

"Matt: Gaming takes money and dating takes money, so I had to give up gaming or give up dating, so I gave up dating.

Igor: Ah. Ok, wanna grab some lunch?

Matt: Can't. I had to give up food..."

- Dork Tower

"Player: A Potion Card can restore my Hokéycon's health! Or I can use an Energy Card to restore its powers! But how do I restore my bank account, after buying 2,500 cards?!

Judge: Sorry, there are some situations even a Hokéycon expert is powerless to fix!"

- Mad Magazine, "Hokéycon"

""Oh well, someday someone’s going to find a stash of new Earthbounds and then buy a solid gold car.""

- Clyde "Tomato" Mandelin, this Earthbound Central article

"Shut up and take my money!!"

- Fry, Futurama