The Outlaw Josey Wales/YMMV

"Josey: Seems when I get to likin' someone, they ain't around for long.
 * Complete Monster: Captain Terill, leader of the Redlegs.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny:

Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dis-likin' someone, they ain't around for long neither."

"Bounty Hunter (attempting to apprehend Josey): A man's gotta make a livin'.
 * And:

Josey: Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

"Josey: How's it on stains? [spits]"
 * Another Example:


 * And of course, the "Missouri Boat Ride" scene.
 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: Josey's confrontation with Ten Bears. The celebration at Blood Butte.
 * Tear Jerker: "This boy was brought up in a time of blood and dying and never questioned a bit of it. He never turned his back on his folks or his kind. I rode with him... and I got no complaints. The blue bellies will give ya a better burial than I can, boy."