Homestuck/Haiku

> COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND

You proceed to write simple yet elegant words regarding this work.

"Look, a webcomic! What does this [S] thingy mean-" Your mind has been blown. -SMARTALIENQT

Four kids play a game. Moments later, they find out the game's playing them. -Joseph Staleknight

Twelve alien kids, playing a game of high stakes; Welcome to Hivebent. -Joseph Staleknight

Four children, one game. That sounds simple enough, right? Not simple for long. -King Zila

The Sims meets Earthbound That's how Andrew explained it. Better Than It Sounds. -Replis Monathin

One Troll has gone sane, Trying to kill all the rest. Run from the HONKing. -JK Roo

Go on, get some sleep Let us be tangle buddies! Never sleep again. - Palhinuk

Disc One had five acts. Disc Two will have two acts more! ...If we can find it. -Joseph Staleknight

Hey bro, new update! Terezi found Disc Two! Yay! ...It's been scratched, sadly... -User:Wikkit

First it was just John Then the zodiac appeared Try to save your life -User:Calamity Jane

Once dead, now alive Born from green miles destruction Arisen Anew

Four friends and a game It will be so much fun guys Then we start dying

By Potato4

Twelve trolls and twelve signs It seems so obvious now Trolls: our zodiac

By Rosemarie

This is really dumb Andrew why you gotta mock us so much. it hurts. -Katana

With future haiku Please don't use any spoiler tags it's a new standard -Katana

Regarding Homestuck You can be sure of one thing: All puns are plot points -Qualtagh

An omniscient Doc Who mocks us with his white text gets creamed by Hussie

Like really no joke Beats up the narrator Stop trolling us man

-Potato 4

End of the Act's here. Time to sit back, relax, and-- DID THE SITE JUST CRASH?! -User:Joseph Staleknight

Okay, much better. Mirror's stable, now to watch-- Oh holy shit what. -User:Joseph Staleknight

All that ever was And all that ever will be Drifts into the Sun.

Brand new universe. Guardians switch out with kids- Guess what happens next.

-Nanakiro

Puns, plot points, madness. What the hell is going on. Quirky kids and trolls.

Go forth, unnamed child, and fulfill your destiny. Everyone's confused.

Will the journey end in victory or defeat? Only Andrew knows.

(Except, not really; he just pulls it out his ass. Goddammit, Andrew.) -Ambey - Ambey

What is this nonsense Praises surely oversung ... HOLY FUCKING SHIT - Andreus

Four-thirteen, six-twelve, Ten-twenty-five, and six ones; Numbers everywhere! - User:Joseph Staleknight

E%quisite Mind Screw, Time Travel, weird plot, and buckets. So glubbing awesome. - Lokie

"It was me and Jake, And we wrestled tenderly" Cool story, Brobot. - salixbabe

We are all obsessed. First we crashed Andrew's website. Then down came Newgrounds. - Pyro Forge

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