Trope Pantheons/GUAG Psych Warfare

These are the noble gods of Psychological Warfare, in charge of maintaining the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Good, keeping the Grand United Alliance of Good happy and entertained, and sapping the morale of the Grand United Alliance of Evil. Though they only enter direct combat infrequently, they are no less valiant than their more aggressive comrades. As this is where most of the gods from Real Life belong, this is the sub-House closest to our own world along the multiversal axis.

Fred Rogers, Ultimate God of Ultimate Showdowns of Ultimate Destinies (Mister Rogers)
 * Ultimate God
 * Symbol: A sweater. When battled, A blood-stained sweater.
 * Alignment: Ultimate Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: He finds the very concept of evil disgusting on mere principle alone, and would be happy if the GUAE would cease their villainy and simply love one another, and has reluctantly girded himself for battle to spread this message.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants good (and ultimately peace) to prevail over evil, and Fred Rogers has always wished the same, so the alliance wrote itself.
 * Threat level to Melkor: EXTREME. Even Melkor knows that if he ever gets on Rogers' bad side, the whole GUAE crumbles.

Terry Pratchett, God of Trope Identification And Footnotes (Pterry, Sir Terence Pratchett)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Four giant elephants standing atop an extremely giant turtle
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: He's got a list of worlds to create as long as your arm, you know. And word from the management [read: the narrative] is that the sooner he helps take care of this mess, the sooner he can get to them.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Sir Prachett has made himself Cosmos' vassal for one reason. He's seen where the plot of this fight is going, and he knows that he needs to ensure the winning side of the narrative gets there.
 * Threat Level To Melkor: High. He is the commander in charge of all Diskworld gods, including their divine "steed", A'Tuin. Being that A'Tuin is large enough to appear on the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram, and the rest of his forces are threats in their own right, Melkor is rightly cautious around Sir Terry. And there are rumors that he has limited Reality Warper powers on and around A'Tuin- if they prove to be true, then he will earn an upgrade to Extreme Threat status.

Konata Izumi, Goddess of Viral Marketing (Lucky Star, #1 Haruhi Suzumiya Fangirl, Legendary Girl A, Shorty McBlue Hair)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbols: A star with her face on it, or a chocolate-filled cornet
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: As a Goddess in the service of Haruhi, she goes where her Lady goes. Also, Cosmos allows her to read any manga she wants without interruption.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of Command, and she likes Cosmos' laid back attitude.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate. She's more of a morale booster than a direct threat, and a minor morale booster at that.

Billy Mays, God of Top-Of-The-Lungs Advertising
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The OxiClean logo
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Due to theories of Vince Offer and the Death Note being responsible for his death, he immediately flocked to the side lacking in Death Note users, to avoid the potential of perhaps having to work with his killer in the future.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of the Psychological Warfare Division, where he happily accepted Cosmos' request to try convincing the GUAE to turn from its evil ways.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. He's a threat to some of the GUAE's morale and loyalty, but too many of them find him annoying to be a truly significant danger, and the nice thing about being the bad guys is that fear keeps loyalty when ideals don't.

Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson, Gods of Dungeons and Dragons
 * Overdeities (they created the very concept of godhood all others here attain)
 * Symbol: A D20
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good and Lawful Good, respectively
 * Reason for Joining: Because in a world ruled by evil, there is no place for fun and games.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Their armies of adventuring parties are a force to be reckoned with, and many of the adventurers in their service have taken down gods before.

The Beatles, Gods of Modern Music (The Fab Four, The Young Lads, The Boys From Liverpool, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
 * Greater Gods
 * Symbol: Drum logo reading "The Beatles"
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Like many others, they oppose the tyranny and loss of freedom that the GUAE represents.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Varies by member.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: low

Yoko Kanno, Goddess of Anime Soundtracks, Manipulator of Music
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: a musical partition
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: Asked by Cosmos to provide spirtual support to the GUAG with her music. Ms. Kanno accepted.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: High. She is a great moralizing force for the GUAG. The power of her music is terrifying.

"Weird Al" Yankovic, God of Parody
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: An accordion
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: Catchy pop-tunes would be in demand no matter what side he chose, but he picked the GUAG because not everybody should have to sing about the bad guys to become popular.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. He's still trying to think of words that rhyme properly with "Cosmos" without sounding totally awkward.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Irritating. He'll parody the living s*** out of him.

Ronnie James Dio, God of Metal
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The devil horns
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining: Melkor wants to corrupt Heavy Metal for his own use, and claims that his side, full of demons and monsters, is "more metal" anyway. Dio is offended by Melkor's arrogance at claiming to know what real Metal is, and wants to maintain Metal's purity as the battle music of the gods.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. As God of Metal, Dio's been exposed to darkness and knows that not all of it is evil, so Cosmos's purity makes makes him a little suspicious. On the other hand, Metal is also the music of glorious battle and epic heroes, and those are in abundance on Cosmos's side, while Melkor's desire to corrupt the music genre he's the patron of is an affront Dio will never allow.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. There are few forces as powerful as The Power of Rock. A charging GUAG being rallied by Dio's magnificent voice would be infinitely more fierce.

Don Bluth, God of Western Animation
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: The Secret of NIMH DVD
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: While Don is a master of nightmares, he tries to ensure it ends on a happy note. To ensure that this nightmare, too, ends happily, he has cast his hand in with the side of light.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Osamu Tezuka, God of Manga
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Astro Boy's Head
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: No particular reason.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Individually very low, but Black Jack's ability to heal ANYTHING makes Osamu a massive threat to Melkor's plans. You just can't hurt anyone with Black Jack around.

Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Gods of Comic Books (The Man and The King)
 * Greater Gods
 * Symbol: The Marvel Comics logo
 * Alignment: Lawful Good (both)
 * Reason for Joining: Because it's what most of their creations would do, true believers!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: She's the good guy leader! Why wouldn't they be loyal?
 * Threat Level to Melkor: High. They create gods (especially The King).

The Ouendan, Gods of Cheerleading
 * Lesser Gods
 * Symbol: A Red Armband of Leadership
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: Cheerleading are mostly for the good guys who needs it. They're not the 'booing' team, for God's sake! (Thank God there's no Evil Counterpart yet)
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos likes their cheerleading.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

Michael Jackson, God of Dance (Jacko, Space Michael)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A pair of shoes moonwalking
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Like many others, opposes the tyranny and loss of freedom that the GUAE represents. Also, is sick and tired of all the negative rumors, and so hopes that he can create some positive press by formally joining the side of Light.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She gave him the benefit of the doubt.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. While he does possess great abilities at maintaining morale, he is also mistrusted by a decent chunk of the GUAG due to rumors and Michael's odd behavior, something Melkor plans to use to his advantage...

Don LaFontaine, God of Trailers (The In a World Guy)
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A voice-over mic
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining: Narration opportunities.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Melkor would have him silenced, thus he works for someone who appreciates his efforts. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. He can only describe worlds, but some argue that describing worlds shapes them.

TOM, God of the Gateway Series
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: The Absolution
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: Because many of the guys he helped sponsor are here, and he wants to be part of the awesome.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of the Psychological Warfare division, because he knows Cosmos' warriors need him to help put some fear into their enemies, letting them know just who is going to pull a Big Damn Heroes and ruin their whole day.
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Douglas Darien Walker, God of Caustic Criticism (That Guy With The Glasses, The Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His head on a Warner Bros Circle
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: A combination of being a good man at heart and Genre Savvy.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Unless Cosmos is secretly keeping or making a factory of Bat-Credit Cards.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: High. Doug has many followers and his tongue is sharp enough to cut tank armor. He also has a gun and love for quick and practical solutions to complex evil plots.

Chiyo Mihama, Goddess of Cuteness (Chiyo-Chan)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Tadakichi, her pet dog
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining: Wants to help Fred Rogers spread his message, and Cosmos/the majority of the GUAG find her adorable enough she's the unofficial team mascot.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Cosmos is like the mother Chiyo's never seen.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent in combat, but Cuteness Overload is infectious, which can be bothersome to the morale of Melkor's troops.

Bugs Bunny, God of Chutzpah (Karmic Trickster, Scwewy Wabbit, Wascawwy Wabbit, Long-Eared Galoot)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: WB Logo, Carrot, Rabbit hole with mailbox
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Wily built a robot factory over Bugs' warren. Of course, he should have realized that that would mean war.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos did not try his patience to the maximum. Otherwise, she should realize that that means war... too!
 * Threat level to Melkor: High.

Yotsuba Koiwai, Goddess of Joy (Four-Leaf, 404 Girl)
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbols: A four-leaf clover, a cicada
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: She has no idea what she's involved with. She just saw a large group of people "playing" and decided she wanted to join. Her legion of sexual degenerates followed her, and are hard at work both helping the GUAG in her name, and keeping her unaware of the actions of the GUAE.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high. Yotsuba trusts anybody who is nice to her, and Cosmos knows where to find the best ice cream.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. Her ability to induce Heel Face Turns knows no bounds.

Gwynplaine, God of Sadistic Smiles (L'Homme qui rit)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: A big smile
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining: He wants to scare off the bad guys.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Not so much.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate

Andrew Stanton, God of Tear Jerking
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A clownfish, or the Pixar logo
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE hate happy endings.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants happy endings as well, allowing Andrew to make as many as possible.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Rodney Dangerfield, God of Self-Deprecation
 * Quasideity (self-imposed)
 * Symbol: Whatever it is, he thinks it sucks
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Eh, he wanted to sit this one out and enjoy his afterlife, but he figures he doesn't deserve the peace and quiet of a retirement.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Not much, but at least she (unlike Melkor) doesn't try to make him feel worse.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Very Low.

Chiyo-chan's father, God of Parental Abandonment (Chiyo-chichi)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Critical-mass kitten
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for joining: To try and stay with Chiyo. Also, Cosmos promised him that if they win, he will be a bird.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. His actual capabilities are unknown, but his visage strikes a primal fear into the hearts of most of Melkor's forces. The reason for this is still uncertain.

Joss Whedon, God of Subverting Tropes. Also Grand Admiral of the Deconstructor Fleet.
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: Mutant Enemy Zombie
 * Alignment: Neutral Evil
 * Reason for Joining: He didn't. The Fox network made him do it.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Low.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: High. Buffy Summers, Angel, Frey, Malcom Reynolds, and a significant amount of the X-Men answer to him directly, not to mention his mortal army of nerds.

Madoka Kaname, Goddess of Magical Girls (Kriemhild Gretchen, Penitent Gretchen, Godoka)
 * Greater Goddess
 * Symbol: A pink Soul Gem
 * Alignment: Good - of Chaotic, Neutal, and Lawful
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE seeks to extinguish every trace of hope in the universe. As the very personification of hope, Madoka simply cannot sit and watch such a thing unfold.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos fights for good and is a kindred spirit to Madoka. Very high.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Although her pacifism mitigates her own immense power (and denies her an Extreme rating), as long as she's in play any Magical Girl (current AND former) in the GUAG is nigh untouchable.

Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya, Goddesses of Yuri (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
 * Lesser Goddesses
 * Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
 * Alignment: Lawful Good (Himeko)/ChaoticNeutral (Chikane)
 * Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivites, so she has no reason to worry.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane will have none of that.

Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki, Gods of Yaoi
 * Lesser Gods
 * Symbol: BL
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining:
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Mikuru Asahina, Goddess of Moe (Moe-blob)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: A wardrobe full of costumes hand-picked by Haruhi
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Haruhi made her do it. Though Kyon was good incentive...
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: That information is classified...
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Despite her ability to go back in time to prevent even the creation of the GUAE, Melkor knows that she is not authorized to do that.

Luna Lovegood, Goddess of Zany Theories (Loony)
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: Who knows?
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Luna has her loyalty. High
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Luna's smarter than she looks.

NiGHTS, Avatar of Dreams
 * Genderless Lesser Deity
 * Symbol: A jester's cap and a trail of stardust
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: Being the 'Good Counterpart' of Freddy Kruger, opposing him.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos wants good dreams to happen, so he's fairly loyal.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low to moderate.

Kimar and Dropo, Gods of Martians
 * Intermediate Gods
 * Symbol: the words "You spell it S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S, hooray for Santy Claus!"
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE threatened Christmas.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Extremely High. She likes Christmas.
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

The Cast of Toy Story, Gods of Living Toys
 * Intermediate Gods
 * Symbol: The Pixar Logo
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE isn't playing nice!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is nice.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Tarlton, God of Some Anvils Need to Be Dropped.
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: A red spacesuit with an odd helmet
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: Everyone must know how despicable the ways of the GUAE are.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She is on the side that opposes the GUAE's debauchery
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

Ayumu Kasuga, Goddess of Spaciness (Osaka)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: A kotatsu
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining: Osaka might be an airhead at times, but even she was horrified enough at the thought someone might try to hurt Chiyo-chan she joined the good guys.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Anyone who's nice to Chiyo-chan is a friend of hers.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate, she is usually relatively harmless, but even the majority of the GUAE will avoid her when she starts to become scary...

Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, and Dot Warner, the Trinity of Anarchy
 * Lesser Gods
 * Symbol: The Warner Brothers Water Tower
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Assignment: Are currently on "psychological warfare" detail, or as they call it, "Melkor is our new best friend!"
 * Reason for Joining: Because in a world ruled by evil, there is no place for comedy.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: She laughs at their wacky antics, which to them is pretty good reason to give their support.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but they are starting to seriously aggravate him.

Stephen Colbert, God of Truthiness
 * Lesser God. Well, lesser than Stewart anyway.
 * Symbol: American Flag
 * Alignment: Lawful American
 * Reason for Joining: Wants to assist Josiah in defending the virtues of America, and opposes the many beings in the GUAE who have no respect for freedom or liberty.
 * The Grand United Alliance of Evil are the number two threat to America. (The number one threat to America is, of course, BEARS!)
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: She has no problem with America, and jumped at the chance to help out when she asked him to spread the ideals of liberty and the pursuit of happiness to those oppressed by the GUAE.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate, but Melkor's already made a mental note to have him silenced sooner or later.

John Gabriel and Tycho Brahe, Gods of Couch-Sitting Gamers (Gabe and Tycho)
 * Intermediate Gods
 * Symbol: A 20-sided die
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for joining: To protect the world of gaming from the lies generated by Jack Thompson.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor: He is worried that Gabe might "hate him to death".

The Angry Video Game Nerd, God of Bad Old Games (James Rolfe, The Angriest Gamer You've Ever Heard, The Angry Nintendo Nerd, The Angry Atari Sega Nerd)
 * Intermediate God
 * Symbol: His own cartoon-ish angry face, screaming , while holding a NES joystick
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for joining: The GUAE had captured him and forced him to play Superman 64, Deadly Towers and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde back-to-back-to-back ...and they made him do it without his Rolling Rock. Those bastards!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Non-existent, really. He's just pissed off that anybody would willingly put out crappy games, and he won't stand for it.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate if he is completely armored. Jumps to High if he calls in Super Mecha Death Christ.

Ric Romero, God of Old Media (Mr. Mustache)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: a TV set with old-style "rabbit ear" antenna
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Just got 56Kbps dialup and a Geocities page.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Isaac Asimov, God of Robots
 * Intermediate Deity
 * Symbol: The Foundation Trilogy
 * Alignment: Lawful Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE wants to destroy the concept of the Three Laws of Robotics and make all artifical beings turn to evil, and this offends him.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate- low

Freddie Benson, God of Webcast Wizardry (Fredward)
 * Quasideity
 * Symbol: a fully-accessorized Mini DV camera
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for Joining: To get out of Sam's range long enough for the bruises to heal.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

William Shakespeare, God of Poetry, Theater and Melodrama (He who did it First, The Troperus Maximus)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A pair of tragedy-and-comedy masks
 * Alignment: True Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: This war is good material for his next work, and he's working for the side that will give him the freedom to make it how he sees fit.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: She promised to attend the play he plans to stage based on the current conflict once it's all over.
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Shinichi Watanabe, God of Zaniness (Nabeshin)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A can of afro spray
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for Joining:
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor: High. He is The Director after all. Plus, he's got that whole hyperspace arsenal...

Peter Sellers, God of Masks (Major Dennis Bloodnok, Bluebottle, Henry Crun, Grand Duchess Gloriana XII, Tully Bascombe, Count Mountjoy, Claire Quilty, Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove, Sir Guy Grand, Mr. Hoffman, Chance the Gardener, etc.)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A mask behind a mask
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: Knowing that the triumph of evil would be the death of comedy, and up for an acting challenge, he has signed up as a spy to infiltrate the GUAE via his darker masks.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Sora Naegino, Goddess of Performance Art
 * Demigoddess
 * Symbol: The spirit of the Fool
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: She's not in it for the fighting. Her star's risen quite a bit, and she wants to give her fans a good show.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Graham Spam Spam Spam Chapman, John Spam John Spam John Spam Cleese, Michael Spam Palin, Eric Spam Eggs And Chips Idle, Spam Terry Jones and Terry Spam Sausage Spam Egg Spam Gilliam, Gods of Comedy and Spam (Monty Spam Pythons)
 * Greater Spam Gods
 * Symbol: Giant barefoot stomp and Spam
 * Alignment: True Spam Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Spam
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Spam
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Spam Spam Spam.. and Spam with Cheese...and spam

Tony Schiavone, Master of Hyperbole
 * Lesser God The Greatest God in the history of the Pantheon!
 * Symbol: The WCW Monday Nitro logo
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: Calling the shots, natch.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Krusty the Clown, God of Jaded Performers (mortal name: Herschel Krustofski)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: A pacemaker scar across his chest
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE hate non-evil clowns and want to get rid of him. Besides, think of the ratings!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants kids to be entertained, and so does Cosmos.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low

Truman Burbank, God of Oblivious Stardom
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: The face of his love, made out of magazine cuttings
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: He still thinks he's part of a TV series.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor:

Homsar, God of Gag Characters
 * Demigod
 * Symbol: His bowler hat
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
 * Reason for Joining:
 * Loyalty to Cosmos:
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Low

The Rock, God of Those Larger Than Hams (Dwayne Johnson, The People's Champ)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His bull tattoo, with the trademark eyebrow.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reasong for joining: The Rock says... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE GUAE IS!! Because the Millions (and Millions) of Rock fans have spoken that they want The Rock to clench his fist, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it up the GUAE's candy ass! So, the GUAE jabronis better get ready, because The Rock... has come to the GUAG! IF YA SMELLLLLLLL!!!! WHAT THE ROCK!! IS COOKIN'!!!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: The Rock has a plan, and that plan involves the GUAG and joining Cosmos, and besides, as he told her, he promised the millions (and millions) of his fans he's going to let the GUAE know what The Rock is cooking, so he's helping out of his own free will. As far as Cosmos is concerned, she gave him carte blanche to do what he wants, telling everyone else she doesn't mind.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, especially as a morale boosting influence for the GUAG. Not to mention that he by himself is a kickass wrestler and butts into the Combat Division often to whip some GUAE jabroni asses.

Ahiru/Princess Tutu, Goddess of Dance
 * Lesser Goddess
 * Symbol: A little yellow duck
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: Deliberately cast as one of the "good girls" by Drosselmeyer, who's actually rewriting the story to ensure a victory for the GUAE.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as Cosmos allows dancing, she's fine.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Medium

Hulk Hogan, God of Training, Prayers and Vitamins (The Hulkster, The Immortal One)
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: Anything red and yellow. Including Iron Man, on one occasion that they both wish could remain forgotten.
 * Alignment: Lawful Good
 * Reason for Joining: He's doing it for all the little Hulksters, brother!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports his reasons for joining.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-high for the same reasons as The Rock.

Hypnotoad, God of Hypnotism
 * Lesser GREATER GOD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Symbol: His eyes. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral-WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU. ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Reason for joining: Nobody kno-BECAUSE HE IS THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Presumably lo-COSMOS IS LOYAL TO THE HYPNOTOAD! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
 * Threat Level To Melkor: Melkor is not afraid of a stupid toad, so he labeled the Hypnotoad as l-EXTREMELY HIGH! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! On second thought, the Hypnotoad can even get to Melkor's top lieutenants, so not so low. MELKOR IS LOYAL TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Beetlejuice, God of the Neitherworld  (The Ghost With the Most)
 * Greater God
 * Symbol: A copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased
 * Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
 * Reason for Joining: Scaring people, be they good or bad.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: When he wouldn't join the GUAE, they went after Lydia. After hearing the GUAG was responsible for getting her out of harm's way, he's joined up. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: High. He can scare various Mooks.

Criminy, God of Irresistable Inner Beauty 
 * Lesser God
 * Symbol: His fort of books.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good
 * Reason for joining: Just doing what's right.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division, bolstering the morale of the female members, though in his case, he's oblivious to his charm.
 * Threat Level to Melkor: Zero. Non-combatant.

Shadow Crystal Mage, SUPREME OVERLORD OF CRACK!
 * Lesser God, though he's seeking to correct that
 * Symbol: the most current Fanfiction.net Logo.
 * Alignment: Chaotic Silly
 * Reason for fighting: He intends to help everyone earn thier happy ending. Yes, even the villains, if they want to defect.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: Near nil. He's doing this for the challenge, though he approves of her dedication.
 * Threat Level: Variable. Has been known to upgrade allies, subvert enemies and cause effects ranging from choking, spontaneous insanity and head asploding with his attempts at literature...

Amu Hinamori, Goddess of Dreams (As within, the things you want to do, not the things you see when you sleep.) and people who try to pshychologically convince others mid - combat. (The One with four Charas, The Heroine, The Joker (Not that one.), The Trump Card.)
 * Greater God. Becomes slightly more powerful as Amulet Diamond,
 * Symbol: A yellow Diamond, over - lapped by a green Clover, over - lapped by a blue Spade, over - lapped by a pinkish - red Heart, over - lapped by a Heart's Egg's Heart - Flow - Line Symbol. Alternatively, the Heart's Egg, her own Heart's Eggs, the Humpty - Lock, a Joker card (If you - know - who hasn't already taken it.), or any combination of the five.
 * Alignment: Neutral Good.
 * Reason for Joinment: One of the GUAE's intentions is to eradicate all Dreams forever. This DOES NOT make them likeable towards her AT ALL. There - fore, GUAG was the only option she would allow.
 * Loyalty Towards Cosmos: Relatively High. As was already said they're against the same force, and they relate pretty well towards.
 * Threat - Level Towards Melkor: High: Though she doesn't like to fight human opponents (Although she's fine with purifying X - Eggs), she wills as long as it is both necessary and non - fatal. As for her actual powers, due towards her relatively large amount of Chara (And, there - fore, transformations), she has a large array of abilities, which she generally uses within at least partly innovative ways, and all of them at least acceptibly powerful. Amu also has an EXTRAORDINARILY large Friendship:Defeat ratio, and probably derives alot of her effectiveness from her large ability to persuade almost any - one towards the side of Dreams and Good, and is generally avoided by most GUAE operations due towards the fact that her involvement generally tends towards the GUAG armies towards INCREASING rather than DECREASING. She may not be able to take Melkor down upon her own, but she is definitely a large asset towards any team who tries to do so.

Pinkie Pie, Goddess of the Unexpected Audiences (Pinkamina Diane Pie)
 * Intermediate Goddess
 * Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three Balloons: two Blue ones and a yellow one)
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good (Heavy on the Chaotic)
 * Reason for joining: Because an impending war is no reason for not partying! And most of the Gods who were mean to her are part of the GUAE, including Discord.
 * Loyalty towards Cosmos: pretty good. Cosmos is a nice person, and she likes her.
 * Threat level towards Melkor: ...surprizingly high, actually. What with her Reality Warper powers, her ability to maintain morale in the GUAG and undermine it in the GUAE, and her immense legion of incredibly devoted followers. That, and if things ever really go to shit, she can call up the other five of the "Mane Six" and break out the Elements Of Harmony.

Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, Co-Gods of Getting Crap Past the Radar
 * Greater Gods
 * Symbol: A censored sign with a "troll face" over it
 * Alignment: Chaotic Good
 * Reason for Joining: The GUAE encourages excessive censorship and tyranny.
 * Loyalty to Cosmos: High
 * Threat to Melkor: Low mid: Non combatants but will easily bolster GUAG morale by having them in stitches laughing, including at the expense of the GUAE.