Gantz Abridged/Funny

"Kurono: Think non Emo thoughts...Think non Emo thoughts....(Fantasies about chaining up Kishimoto) HEH! The most non emo thought imaginable!
 * Kurono trying to avoid thinking Emo thoughts to stop Robo Rock Lee from killing him

Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL LOST!

Kurono: (Sees Kishimoto's boobs censored with a woman with a Hitler Mustache) Oh goddamn it Quadruple A! You're the cause of all my pain and suffering!

Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL REGAINED! PREPARING TERMINATION!"


 * The Thomas Aquinas debate in episode 10. Also, all 3 "happy thought" songs later on in the episode, especially Katou's Star Trek: The Next Generation-themed one.
 * "Keiii Kurono! Keiii Kurono! I kicked all... their asses... and fucked all... their moms!"
 * The entirety of the red haired thug trying to threaten a rival gang with his Gantz gun. Culminating in....

"Hojo: Who are you to decide that [Sakuraoka]'s a main character and I'm not?
 * The following bit from the finale:

Kurono: Well, I've got a clean driving record, I was student of the week that one time, and oh yeah, I'm the guy who just made a fifty foot monster his bitch!"