Watch It Stoned/Quotes

""Big lights! Pretty pictures! It was kinda like being on drugs, except I wasn't on drugs. I kept watching this movie thinking, "I must be on drugs," but I looked and I wasn't on drugs! It's like drugs without drugs. IT'S THAT GOOD!!""

- Chester A. Bum on Speed Racer, Bum Reviews.

""This is the weirdest game I've ever played. I mean, it's not bad if you're... drunk, or high, or something. But how do they come up with this shit?""

- The Angry Video Game Nerd, on Attack of the Mutant Penguins