Ron Perlman/Quotes

""So Turok has this grumpy friend whose voice indicates that he is a) incapable of human emotion, and b) a recent victim of cranial drill intrusion. Out of curiosity, I went on IMDb to learn what amateur dramatics wannabe voiced this gobshite, and found it to be none other than Ron fuckmothering Perlman, a Ron Perlman I can only assume who realized early on what kind of dross he was working with and vowed to bring that across in his performance, and if Ron Perlman thought Turok was shit, who are you to argue? Did you ever warm the frozen hearts of audiences worldwide in The City of Lost Children? No? Well shut up then!""

- Ben Yahtzee Croshaw, on the voice acting in Turok

""I'm doing weapons training for this piece of shit, then I go to Romania to shoot another piece of shit, then come back to shoot my part in this piece of shit...[sighs]...What can I say? My wife loves shoes.""

- The man himself.