Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves/Funny

"Duncan: A curse on Moors and Saracens! If it were not for their ungodly ways, Master Robin would never have left. (Beat) What manner of name is "Azeem"? Irish? Cornish?

Azeem: Moorish.

(Duncan cringes in fear)"

"Nottingham: Cancel all the kitchen scraps for the lepers, no more merciful beheadings... and call off Christmas!"
 * "Fuck me, he cleared it!"
 * The Sheriff is storming around Mortianna's quarters, flailing a whip at the walls, and ends by picking up a knife and stabbing several pieces of raw meat on a plate. Mortianna's response: "Something vexes thee?"
 * This outburst from the Sheriff:

"Noble: My Lord Sheriff, do you call this order?
 * During the Final Battle, a guard on the castle battlements charges Azeem, who pulls out his sword and makes a few threatening gestures with it. The guard immediately turns around and runs away.
 * Also during the Final Battle, we get this exchange:

Sheriff: Shut up, you twit!"

"Robin: HE'S your father?!
 * When Robin firsts meets Little John, he notices Wulf (whom he'd saved from the Sheriff's men earlier) calling John "father"-

Wulf: (nods and smiles)

Robin: (Oh Crap face and weird nervous laugh)"