Web Comics/Funny

Web comics know how to make us laugh. Here's some of our favorite moments from the digital printing press.

Webcomics with their own Funny Moments pages:

 * 2Gamerz
 * Eight Bit Theater
 * The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
 * And That's How Equestria Was Made
 * Aki Chans Life
 * Awkward Zombie
 * Basic Instructions
 * Bittersweet Candy Bowl
 * Black Adventures
 * Bob and George
 * Boxer Hockey
 * Brawl in The Family
 * Captain SNES
 * Chainmail Bikini
 * Channel Ate
 * The Chosen Four
 * Collar 6
 * Cyanide and Happiness
 * Dan and Mabs Furry Adventures
 * Darths and Droids
 * Dead Winter
 * Digger
 * Dominic Deegan
 * Double K
 * The Dreamer
 * Drowtales
 * Ears for Elves
 * Eerie Cuties
 * El Goonish Shive
 * Exiern
 * Exterminatus Now
 * Freefall
 * Femmegasm
 * Friendship Is Dragons
 * Girl Genius
 * Goblins
 * Golden Age of Adventurers
 * Gunnerkrigg Court
 * Hark a Vagrant
 * Head Trip
 * Here Wolf
 * Hiimdaisy
 * Homestuck
 * Hyperbole and A Half
 * Kaspall
 * Keychain of Creation
 * Knite
 * Kirby Adventure
 * The Last Days of Foxhound
 * The Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal
 * Looking for Group
 * Magick Chicks
 * Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
 * Megatokyo
 * Funny
 * Misfile
 * My Cardboard Life
 * Nuzlocke Comics
 * Off White
 * One Piece Grand Line 3 Point 5
 * The Order of the Stick
 * Our Little Adventure
 * Ow My Sanity
 * Parry and Carney
 * Peachi
 * Penny Arcade
 * Platypus Comix
 * Mulberry
 * Electric Wonderland
 * Keiki
 * Scrambled Eggs
 * Princess Pi
 * Prequel
 * PS 238
 * Questionable Content
 * Rock Paper Scissors
 * Romantically Apocalyptic
 * Sabrina Online
 * Sakana
 * Sandra and Woo
 * Scandinavia and The World
 * Schlock Mercenary
 * Secret of Mana Theater
 * Sequential Art
 * Shortpacked
 * Sinfest
 * Slightly Damned
 * Something Positive
 * Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki
 * Spinnerette
 * Supernormal Step
 * Superslackers
 * Tales of the Questor
 * Two Kinds
 * VG Cats
 * Xkcd
 * Walkyverse
 * Zebra Girl

Others:
"Captain: Arrr! Take that, ye scurvy equine. And that!
 * Stage Select's "armed banana" arc is completely ridiculous: and.
 * I normally like CAD, but my opinion of it had lowered recently. After the moment in question, several comedy-based strips were made, but I think CAD got back to normal with this one.
 * This one is worth a mention too.
 * Important note: Look at the symbol for this achievement. Closely.
 * Street Fighter 4 is hard.
 * "Ooh, partial nudity..."
 * Mass Effect's 'British' option.
 * Did you just parry my hello?
 * EVERYBODY wears pants! We're Sony! FUCK pants!
 * This is why being AFK can be dangerous.
 * "They say that a dragon's breath attacks are an ancient language... and that when two dragons fight, they're actually having a fierce and epic debate!" "" ""
 * Irregular Webcomic. This strip.
 * This too.
 * Jamie wants to drill a hole in Adams skull. If its not funny enough right away, imagine it with Jamies normal deadpan voice and tone.
 * Time machines are easy to find in the Jurassic!
 * While the Star Wars-strips dedicated to pointing out why Coruscant wouldn't work in Real Life was funny by themselves, the Crowning Moment came when the Overly Long Gag was interrupted.

Pirate: But cap'n, it be dead!"

"Fourth Doctor: Well... I'm sure I can come up with something.
 * The 10 Doctors, when the Fourth Doctor declares himself to be number one.
 * Later, the same Doctor completely owns the Seventh.

Seventh Doctor: Heh heh... you mean you're sure we can come up with something.

Fourth Doctor: No."

"Fourth Doctor: When the time comes, and you know the end is near... When you're down to that final moment and you know it's all over and regeneration is about to take over... I want you to punch yourself right in the nose."
 * The author's outdone himself again, with Da 10 Docs, a Doctor Who crossover with Looney Tunes. Wile E. Coyote plays the Master. That is all.
 * The last talk between Four and Five.

"Tenth Doctor: How's life in the SECRET SERVICE treating you?
 * And he's at it again with A Time to Kill. Four strips in, and Ten has just totally blown 007's cover.

Bond: [Death Glare]"

"Bystander: Quick! Put on your tights!
 * Any time someone in Megatokyo tries to explain any part of the plot anything. See Piro, Miho, and of course Largo.
 * Junpei vs. Miho: http://megatokyo.com/strip/231
 * "Boy, it's been years since I've been to a love hotel."
 * "Many things about l337 Master Junpei not know."
 * "Prep4r3 for pantsless ninj4 fury!!!!"
 * "And they must never ever ever EVER EVER know!!!"
 * "I want one!!" "NO!!!"
 * "...Try to contain your crushing disappointment."
 * "What happened to the days when 'Go play in the mech' could keep them happy for hours?"
 * Finally, after so much god-damn tension buildup. "Guess I gotta beat the crap out of ya." "That's cool. I really wish I could shoot you in the face."
 * "Wait... I'm not wearing pink polka dots today, I'm wearing the green striped..."
 * "And that... concludes today's lesson in *4W35UM*!"
 * Sam and Fuzzy is full of these, with the best ones in recent memory revolving around the reiteration tool Dr. Crab, a self-proclaimed psychologist who also happens to be a talking crab. This troper's personal favorite was the literal interpretation of the line "you're like some sort of superhero! Only with crippling emotional problems!"

Poor Self-Image Man: NOT WITH THESE THIGHS! *scoops ice cream out of bucket*"

"Edward Cullen: Oh, cherry cheesecake... you are my life now."
 * Only slightly less hilarious is the conclusion of the Last Call arc.
 * Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth. Beaverstick, Beaverchucks, Chuckshot, heck, anything Flintlocke use as a weapon.
 * "Ramming speed!" "What are we ramming?" "EVERYTHING!"
 * DMFA: "You... beeped my nose? ...You beeped my nose. YOU! BEEPED! MY! NOSE!"
 * Halfway through the Abel's Story side-arc, which featured by far the darkest, most serious material in the strip and went worse from there, the author created an "intermission" image while on medication. It features herself in her "Wiku Worm" sleeping bag, her mascot/sidekick Fluffy, vicious Psycho for Hire Aniz, and . And (archived thanks to a quick-thinking forumite) it looked like this.
 * Don't forget: Girl-On-Girl Is Hot + netspeak + Blind Idiot Translation = Heat Saxophone Action!
 * Colin reads your emails!
 * Gone With the Blastwave: This entry
 * Did you hear something?

"May: This peeping tom saw my breasts!
 * In Pokémon-X, Brendan accidentally walks in on May when she's changing. The following conversation ensues:

Brendan: Agh! You've ever thought of closing the door when you're changing? Or maybe... wearing a bra?!

May and her mom: What's a bra?

Brendan: ! ...I'm gonna love this place!"

"May: *Kicks Brendan* "Brendan received a kick in the nuts!"
 * After once again mocking The Legend of Zelda-style Item Get poses:

Wally: "Doo-da-doo!""

"Dave: And you don't think this is a tad overpowered?
 * Fletcher Apartments: Bill has two girls fight over him, and his landlord witnesses. Hilarity Ensues indeed!
 * Shortpacked: Mario points out the obvious.
 * "Contrary to what he claims, I have a graph here that shows a line clearly going up."
 * Real Life Comics: after the conclusion to a relatively serious plotline, Tony, a Mad Scientist Gadgeteer Genius, . He explains to the rest of the cast that he used his science . What he says next kills this troper:

Tony: Hell, are you kidding? It's way overpowered! It's ludicrous for one person to possess this much power! I love it."

"Roll: Thou can sucketh mine salty salami, Shakespeare.
 * Greg and Liz arrive in their hotel room.
 * Friendly Hostility: What Collin and Fox fantasize about. Also, this strip, for the expressions in the last panel alone. (Preceded by this one, in case you want confirmation.)
 * In Bob and George, Mega Man meets Needle Man, who, for some reason is a drug addict. Needle Man then attacks Mega Man with weed fog. Mega Man gets high. I think you can piece this one together.
 * Dude. Needle Man. What do you shoot heroin with?
 * ...oh yeah.
 * Later, Mega Man tries to claim that he was making a soliloquy and no one else should've been able to hear what he just said. Roll's response is priceless.

Mega Man: Fair enough."

"Kefka: YEAH, CHOKE ON THAT, DOMA! I EVEN PISSED IN IT! I HOPE YOU TASTE MY URINE WHILE YOUR CHESTS EXPLODE IN FIERY POISON!
 * From Tailsteak's website comes this gem: "The Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Said".
 * Pretty much anything from Elf Only Inn.
 * Especially so in its early days. When it stopped being a Cut and Paste Comic, the gags also lessened considerably.
 * From In Wily's Defense, Cut Man's demonstrations of how mentally depraved Kefka is. Includes buttsex and general insanity.

Cyan: Thou art a dick."

"Dwarf: If ye let me out, troll, I will find some dirt for to eat. Mmm. Dirt."
 * Two Lumps: Eben and Snooch's visit to the vet (storyline starts here). Snooch's psychotic episode (brought on by a rectal thermometer) is a highlight.
 * Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal's latest and greatest: "Are you alright?"
 * Obviously this is completely subjective since the strip is generally very high-quality. This Troper laughed for a very long time after seeing this one.
 * Talking Economics: A Guide.
 * This troper completely lost it upon seeing this one.
 * This is too funny for words.
 * WHALE-HAT PARTY!
 * The Wotch has plenty, some good examples that stand out being the Sonja subplot of Date Night of Doom and most times Cassie flips into Stalker with a Crush mode. Also, Sykos in general.
 * The spinoff Cheer! has 32's actions leading into and during the basketball game that wraps up the first storyline, as well as the similarly-timed Burger Fool storyline with Lindsay and the main girls.
 * Looking for Group has quite a few of these, mainly from Richard, but this troper personally believes that this page may be one of the very funniest: "You got Dick Roll'd."
 * This might just be me, but I found the thing the dwarf says in this issue to be pretty funny.

"Lawyer:What?
 * "He is my mother." This troper burst out laughing. Especially the beat panels afterwards.

Richard: What?"

"Richard: Do you remember the guy that kept throwing daggers at me? These are his teeth."
 * There's one early on in the comic

"Parson: It involves turning this battle into a
 * "That ventriloquism spell was worth every copper." It really was.
 * Erfworld 139. Words ruin the hilarity.
 * Because exactly how many webcomics use "4CHAN" as a sound effect for a golem made of poop self-destructing?
 * "Call it the last...of the last of the last stands." "YeeeaaaAAAAAAAAhhhh!"
 * Summer Update 17. Specifically, the part where it is revealed that Transylvito - a city you don't want to mess with - is built on top of "Mount Mofo."
 * Page 6 of Book 2. "If we use a flash to cover the casting....."
 * Jack is consulting with Parson, saying that he's the Only Sane Man in this land of battle-mad Royals. "Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.". Then Parson reveals his latest exploit :

Jack: I see. Well! Bravo Lord! T'was a splendidly speedy defection."

"And then she dies in this scene, and quite clearly reveals her shapeshifting capability. Wow, there are shapeshifters in the Star Wars universe! We've been shown that fact quite explicitly. Surely this will become important later in the plot.
 * How did we forget this? Uncroaked infantry, lead by a master class Croakamancer... can.
 * Killroy And Tina has what is almost certainly the best use of the phrase ever.
 * ThisTroper believes that this strip is one of the funniest in Jack's run.
 * Skinless Friday. He thoroughly deserves it.
 * Frigid McThunderbones. Nothing more need be said.
 * "I ain't dead poopface! D:<"
 * Lackadaisy Cats: Pretty much anything from the Adventures of Mordecai and Victor is utterly hilarious.
 * "ASYMMETRY?"
 * "I found your tire iron!"
 * This entire page.
 * "Aunt Nina, I'm sorry I turned your only child into a gunslinging outlaw maniac."
 * "Are you questioning my logic?" Doubles as a CMOA.
 * Sluggy Freelance has so many funny moments over the course of its long run, but in this troper's opinion, the height of hilarious absurdity has to be the "Magic Flap" arc.
 * "My name is Gunman Stan Mckurt...and I shoot evil in the face."
 * "Now THIS looks like a job for emergency pants!"
 * "You know what the problem is with nudist colonies?" "Shoot." "No quality control."
 * "RALPH!" "Ralph?" "Yeah, I was thinking of changing my name from Murdock to Ralph."
 * "I'm standing on her lips."
 * "OH MY GOD! STABATARD IS FURRY PORN!" Gets even funnier when you see the way the sign for "Market Eddie's" gets cut off.
 * "I'm still in 4U-City, I need a wetnap, and I may be in trouble." A giant tiger monster appears. "OK, I'm outside of 4U, in big trouble, and will be needing a larger wetnap than originally thought."
 * "HOLY @#$%! SAM'S GOT A GIRaL-FRIEND!"
 * The Rant from Darths and Droids #240:

Only it never does. It's never mentioned again anywhere else in any of the movies. I think Anton Chekhov just committed suicide with his gun."

"Anakin: I understand the importance of discretion.
 * 242 (though the next strip repeats the joke):

Palpatine: Are you...accusing me of hiding something?

Anakin: Why? Are you?

Palpatine: Are you'?

Two Beat Panels: *are extremely well-placed*"

"Anakin: Are you calling me paranoid?
 * For added amusement, the next strip has Palpatine saying he went through Jedi training, and warning Anakin that the midichlorians he was treated with can raise awareness too far.

Palpatine: Are you?

Anakin: Are you'?

Palpatine: Maybe.

Beat panel.

Palpatine: They can also cause deja vu."

"Aragorn: Hail to the king, baby! Aragorn, son of Anduril, is back!
 * "Quiet, trashcan."
 * "But if you fail, we'll chop you in half!" "Right....I'm glad I'm a recording and didn't hear that."
 * "Also, kill R2-D2."
 * "You know .. that would explain a *lot*."
 * And in DM of the Rings:

DM: Anduril is the name of your sword, dumbass."

"Legolas: We defeated a Balrog you know.
 * Also:

DM: You didn't defeat it.

Legolas: Well...we faced a Balrog.

DM: You ran away from it!

Legolas: Okay, fine. We were NEAR a Balrog. For several seconds.

DM: Wow. You must be so proud. Maybe you guys can find a bard and he can put your tale of Heroic Balrog Proximity into verse."

"Rio: I've gotta find some big thing to steal in order to get my reputation back! Gotta keep my eyes open...
 * The party's "parlay" with Saruman following the Battle of Helm's Deep is hilarious.
 * From Concerned: Aggh! It's got a friend!
 * Or did it always bend this way?
 * And this.
 * Anything involving the lost Counter-Strike server.
 * Also the surveillance photos from the lighthouse.
 * "As I strolled slowly away in sheer terror..."
 * Read it, then look in the notes.
 * Breen's reaction to the letter Frohman sends from Ravenholm.
 * Digger has an awful lot, but if you start at and read to the end of page 70...
 * Banquo in drag. Seriously, it may be a dream, but just try not to crack up.
 * Stickman and Cube in this one.
 * After Queen of Wands ended, the character Kestrel showed up in Something Positive only to get hit by a red car. This spawned a short meme in several webcomics (for instance, two characters from Checkerboard Nightmare were in the car). And then the mostly-defunct Absurd Notions updated... with the author putting up an ad indicating he was selling his car, which was red and had a "slight dent in front". This turned out to be completely coincidental.
 * Problem Sleuth: THIS FUCKING PUMPKIN!
 * From a recent Girly strip: OUR ATTACKS ARE ONLY MAKING THEM SEXIER
 * They'll shoot you! With guns!
 * Chopping Block is normally pretty funny for a Dead Baby Comedy, but this strip is one of its best.
 * This too.
 * THAT shut her up.
 * Loserz is up and down in quality sometimes. This one is definite up.
 * Better Days: For a comic filled with drama (and how), it has a couple Crowning Moments of its own. For example, the name of the store in this comic.
 * "...my favorite...Cthulhu!" and the follow-up. ("This one can.")
 * "Mmm. Potatoes."
 * "Oh, fuck you."
 * "Are you ready for our big excursion into culture and sophistication, Jules?"
 * "You're not Fisk." "Do you THINK so!?"
 * Original Life: "Death has no bedtime". Abigail sure takes that Clouseau reference seriously.
 * She gets him again!
 * Abigail Waxes Poetic as all her sadism Hard Work pays off.
 * Adventurers! always brings the funny; possibly the best is "That orange is me."
 * Rio's quest to redeem himself as a master thief.

Sign: BIG THING -- NEXT RIGHT

Rio: Eh. Works for me.

Next strip:

Rio: Well, the sign was definately accurate."

"Sora: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop, Wise Mr. Owl? HOW MANY LICKS?!"
 * Ansem Retort: The entire arc where Zexion is running for governor is pretty funny, but the best moment is when Sora flips out during the debate with the owl:

"Sora: I plead the 19th!
 * AL CAPONE wants to fight LARXENE! SKULL FUCKY! I choose you! PIKACHU used THUNDER BOLT! Its super effective! SKULL FUCKY used MEGA PUNCH! ...Wait what the fuck!
 * Sora on trial:

Phoenix Wright: You plead the right for women to vote?

Sora: Am I going to get the death penalty?"

"Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God(s)?
 * This troper finds the panel right before that conversation to be even funnier.

Zexion: No."

"Daiyousei: Yeah, you got me there. I have a birth defect -- I'm actually intelligent, it's why I'm called Daiyousei.
 * Namine and Riku in the hula competition. They opt to do their routine to Rock You Like a Hurricane. Less than a minute into it, an announcer informs everyone that the competition is a charity event with the proceeds going to Hurricane Katrina victims.
 * "No, man. I'm just Luke Wilson."
 * These two Misfile strips.
 * And this one.
 * And this.
 * Klaus's entire list of demands when he takes over Attica. "Number... um... four? The sun will now rise in the North and set somewhere between Kansas and Budapest promptly before my bedtime. As a contingency, if the Sun refuses to comply within three days, wherever the sun rises will then be deemed North, and I may in my infinite mercy be willing to negotiate the bit about Budapest."
 * "You know, maybe I COULD go for Chinese food..."
 * "Somewhere, Niels Bohr walks amongst us, unobserved and immortal."
 * As a rule The Challenges of Zona is pretty much a straight action-fantasy strip...except when Yatta-ta comes to town
 * Kickin' Rad: "A W-Class-WHATNOW?"
 * This Troper has to give out a mention to this strip of Touhou Nekokayou. I point specifically to the punchline. Even though that CSI: Miami joke has been used before, it was particularly awesome this time because of the shadow of Hisou Tensoku still looming. That, and the "fallout" pun really got me for some reason.
 * This exchange from the Create.swf Adventures spinoff:

Masha: That's a birth defect?

Daiyousei: It is for a fairy."

"Adelaide: Look. You're some halfwit who thinks he can take on vampires with a hammer, a pussy, and a zombie. I'm not exactly threatened. And I have better things to do so go away.
 * Dead of Summer has 'A good plan!? I got a freaking WIENERMOBILE!' and 'By the Power of Greyskull!'
 * Pretty much the entirety of the webcomic Shark Attack!. The comic itself consists of a shark attacking someone in a different way each time. This troper's personal favorite is when the shark drops a toaster in some guy's bathtub.
 * In the Fan Webcomic Azumanga Daioh: The Wizard of Oz, Chiyo/Dorthy, Osaka/Scarcrow, Yomi/Tinman and Tomo/"Wildcat" are in sight of the Emerald City. However, the Wicked Yukari of the West put something in the Poppie Field. And it's not sleeping draught. The girl's expressions in the last panel sell it.
 * The first Christmas comic for Exterminatus Now has Lothar Hex getting a lifetime supply of Jack Daniels. He drinks it ALL and is seen hugging Blasphemy while saying that he'll be "The besht king of the woodpeckers ever!"
 * Eastwood's creepy obsession of his ex-girlfriend, up to and including his I Meant to Do That dealing with her new daemonologist boyfriend.
 * Freak Angels features this litte exchange.
 * Luke's fourteen-page speech/rant/deranged series of revelations after he . He hams it to heaven (with appropriate poses), the others keep interrupting him (to his disgruntlement), it's impossible to ignore the lovingly detailed and gory ), until KK finally gets fed up with his blithering and knocks him out with a chair. Miki draws a penis on his face while he's unconscious. It's all just...wonderfully silly. And well-deserved.
 * String Theory has some pretty funny moments, but this particular conversation takes the cake.
 * Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name is chock full of hilarity.
 * Worth calling Conrad "Count Fagula"
 * "THIS ISN'T BAT F#*CKING SENSITIVITY TRAINING!!"
 * Hanna's amazing ability to state the obvious.

Hanna: Whoa. She just called you a pussy. Sorry dude.

Conrad: Yes, Mr. Cross. I know. I WAS THERE."

"Hermione: I chose a cat familiar for a +3 bonus to stealth...
 * Conrad can't enjoy his blood bag.
 * "If you're dead I'm gonna kill you!"
 * FEET ON THE CUSHIONS!
 * Toni talks seriously about Hanna's status as a Weirdness Magnet...in the form of a blue Pomerian with a mohawk. Not only is her pissy face adorably hilarious, Hanna's reaction is essentially "So cute!"
 * Conrad meets Lamont, and the glorious rant that ensues.
 * "Ya are kinna greasy."
 * No Need for Bushido: Did you just call me a walrus?
 * Ow, My Sanity is a fusion of the Cthulhu Mythos and Ah! My Goddess. Observe this first meeting of the Belldandy stand-in and the potential Sayoko stand-in.
 * Stage Select has several, including a tiny digital bird that constantly fries Megaman, and the Trope Namer for This Banana Is Armed.
 * Furmentation: The worst is behind you...literally.
 * How Not To Run A Comic, this strip and its middle panel. There's just something about how utterly ridiculous it is that really tickles the funny bone.
 * Least I Could Do:
 * Many people find this non sequitur hilarious from above.
 * Mick revealing his family secret seems to be worthy of being here in Rayne's point of view, if not the reader's.
 * How about a Funny Moment Of Crowning?
 * Casey and Andy. Satan is a good Christian.
 * Registered Weapon is rather like The Adventures of Dr. McNinja as a police procedural. Nonetheless, some moments manage to stand out. The police blotters in particular. Like this one.
 * Manly Guys Doing Manly Things: This is how you react.
 * Leftover Soup: "That's not better!"
 * Unintentionally Pretentious: "You... befouled my talking color detector?!"
 * On 'Handicapped Child' signs
 * The Roomba mod
 * The last panel this page of Ye Gods definitely counts http://yegods.crimsonflagcomic.com/comic.php?comicID=6
 * Actually I think the early strips have so much it may be safe to say that in part this comic runs on Rule of Funny
 * Wizards and Wands:
 * Hedwig has Bilingual Bonus. "Quoi de nuef [sic], homies?"
 * Hermione's plans for her character.

GM: Stealth? What on earth...

Hermione: It's for my assassinate ability when I dip into ninja levels. Duh.

GM: ...

Ron: ...

GM: Okay. Daniel, when you said this girl player from your old group was good...

Harry(Daniel): Yes. Perhaps I should have clarified. She's terrifyingly good."

"Hermione: Aaaah! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! GET OUT OF MY MIND OOGIE BOOGY!
 * Hermione's obsessive attitude towards the Sorting Hat.

Harry: I suddenly find myself not jealous anymore.

(later)

Hermione: Augh, bad magic hat! I'm gonna make an opposed will save to force it under my control.

GM: Actually, before you do that, Mcgonagall removes the hat. You have been sorted into house Gryffindor, the house of...

Hermione: Wait whaaaaat!!? You mean I'm not chosen to recieve the awesome magical hat of Mind Rapeing?

GM: ... No! The Sorting Hat is not loot!

Hermione: magic... item... not... loot? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(later)

Hermione: ... One day hat... One day you will be mine."