Jerk with a Heart of Jerk/Quotes

"Dr. Molly Clock: Oh, Dr. Kelso's all bluster. Underneath it all, I'll bet he's a sweetheart.

Dr. Perry Cox: No, no. Underneath it all, he is pure evil.

Clock: Perry, no one's pure evil. I mean, yes, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.

Cox: There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.

Clock: So they'd have more of a nougat-y center?

Cox: Lady...people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling."

- Scrubs, episode "My Common Enemy"

"Penny: At first I thought [Captain Hammer] was really cheesy-

Billy: Trust your instincts.

Penny: But you know how sometimes people have one layer on the outside, and then another, completely different layer beneath?

Billy: Yeah, and sometimes there's a third, even deeper layer, and it's exactly like the first, shallow layer.

Penny: Huh?

Billy: Like with pie."

- Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon, then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child, but now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon."

- Leela, Futurama

"Jaime Lannister: I didn't realize you placed such a high value on my brother's life.

Tywin Lannister: He's a Lannister! He might be the lowest of the Lannisters, but he's one of us! And every day that he remains a prisoner, the less our name commands respect."

- Game of Thrones