Megatokyo/Quotes

"Junpei's chief: No dishonor, but this "L33t Master" is total nutjob.

Junpei: Path to enlightenment can make enlightened ones complex and misunderstood, Head Ninja."

"Piro: 'Culture shock'. Now that's an explanation for Largo's behavior I haven't heard before.

Erika: It's almost like a cry for help."

"Erika: This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that."

"Miho: I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents.

Largo: In my case, they made an exception."

"Largo: There are many kinds of wounds. But to take damage from someone you trust... Betrayal is the deepest wound of all."

"Masamichi: Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer.

Largo: A beer? Can I get more than one?"

"Junko: I'm sorry, my English isn't creative enough to translate that."

"Erika: Did you sleep with the producer?

Kimiko: No. I did not.

Erika: Do you need me to?

Kimiko: No.

Erika: Well, that's a shame."

"Kimiko: Besides, I figure if I make the dress real hard to get out of, it'll keep you out of trouble."

"Ed: The real thing! I... I think I feel it... Yes! I can!! I'm feeling... ph34r!! This is ph34r! Yes!! That must be what this is!! I need bigger guns!! Don't move!! I'll be back!!"

"Miho: You can't tell people what choices to make, Ping. Life is kinda sad that way."

"Piro: You're that... you're... a girl??

Miho: Last time I checked, yes."

""Oh dear. If you think this is the front of the book, you have been reading an unhealthy amount of Manga. MEGATOKYO was originally done in English, so be a good dear and turn the book over and start from the other side.""

- The rightmost page of Megatokyo Manga Volume 5