Please Put Some Clothes On/Quotes

""PUT A SHIRT ON! You're scaring the kids!""

- Jeremy Roenick, hockey player, in response to teammate Joe Thornton giving a TV interview with his hairy chest for all to see

""Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.""

- The Bowler, Mystery Men

"Daneel: It would be better, Mrs. Delmarre, if, after you have made contact with the robot, you would return to the stall or, failing that, proceed to put on some articles of clothing."

- The Naked Sun, Isaac Asimov

""Uh… c-cover up. It's torn but it's better than nothing.""

- Inuyasha to Kagome, after giving her his haori to cover up her complete lack of clothes.

"Japan: I give up. Germany, could you come over here and tell Italy to put some clothes on?


 * Germany walks onscreen holding a garden hose in nothing but a pair of shorts*

Germany: Hey there, Japan. Can I wash your back?

Japan: …no. It's clean."

- Axis Powers Hetalia, immediately after Japan fails to persuade Italy to put on a shirt.