Overcoming the Clashing Tides/Quotes

"Amethyst: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR RANTS ABOUT YOUR 'PERFECT PLAN'! SO WHAT IF YOU HAVE A BRILLANT PLAN? YOU ARE A SAD, PATHETIC MAN THAT HAS NO REAL LIFE! SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN KICK YOUR SORRY ASS FOR BEING A LOUSY FATHER AND ARCEUS KNOWS WHAT OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS YOU'VE DONE!"

"Alex: You are way too reckless.

Ashley: I call it bravery.

Alex: I call it idiocy."

"Copper: There's a difference between wisdom and intelligence."

"(Petrel had just did a tirade)

Everyone: ...

Petrel: What do you have to say now, hmm, children?

Cobalt: I think...you need to get laid."

"Amethyst: LEVEL 105?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

The Resistance: ...

Citrine: What level is Lightning usually?

Jade: One hundred.

Tanzy: WHAT ABOUT HIS OTHER POKEMON?

Jade: The same.

Cobalt: Petrel's screwed.

Sora: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Cobalt: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm."

"Bronze: Kyle, how could you?! You're just leading her on, aren't you?!

Kyle: *smirks* Why are you so upset? Lizzie's cute, nice, sweet, a-

Bronze: ARE YOU CRAZY? She's nothing like that!

Kyle: Is widdle Bronzey jealous?

Bronze: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CRAZY IDEA? DON'T call me Bronzey!

Kyle: *deadpan* It's written all over your face.

Alex: *smacks Kyle on the head* Don't steal my line."

"Lewis: Where the hell were you guys?

Maria: We probably would have gotten here faster if somebody hadn't got us lost. *looks pointedly at Ashley*

Ashley: Like it's my fault that I inherited Dad's sense of direction!"

"Nyx: *chuckles* And who are you, little boy?

Lewis: My name is Lewis Liam Oak-Ketchum and you kidnapped my cousins. Now you are going to get your ass kicked.

Nyx: *amused* What makes you say that?

Lewis: THIS! *punches him with Aura* THAT'S FOR KIDNAPPING MY COUSINS! *knees him in the groin* AND THIS IS FOR BEING AN ASS! *roundhouse kicks him in the ribs* But, this... IS JUST FOR EMPHASIS!"

"Kyle: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're telling me that Drake got a steady girlfriend before me?

Drake: *deadpan* Are you going to die from shock now?"

"Ashley: *tackles Jay to the ground, kissing him* You bloody idiot. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Everyone: O.o

Jay: Er...

Ashley: Let me get things straight. I love you, Jay, alright? What about you, cabbagehead?

Jay: *moments later* ...I love you.

Ashley: Do you want to go out?

Lizzie: WAAAAIT A MINUTE! Jay's supposed to ask you out! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

Alex: *deadpan* Just because Ashley made the first move, doesn't mean the universe is gonna collapse."

"Cobalt: "I CAN'T TELL HER THAT I LIKE HER! She'll gut me or worse!"

Kyle: Aha! So you admit that you have a crush on Alex!

Cobalt: I always thought she was kinda cute- wait! WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?

Kyle: For crying out loud, just tell her!

Cobalt: I can't! It's rule number one! You never tell a girl that you like her. It makes you sound like an idiot.

Kyle: *deadpan* What about the other times you've acted like a fool around her?"

"Opal: "That's stupid. Well, duh! Merc's only brother had just died! The others are being stupid about it!"

Bronze: "Er, right. Are you sure that we have a brother named Pyrite? Because there's a guy named Pyrite in the Resistance and he's-"

Opal: "-exactly like Dad?"

Bronze: *groans* "I already have to deal with one sibling that's like Dad. I don't need another!"

Opal: "Heh, well considering that Mom and Dad have s- Ow!" *glares*

Bronze: "I hate our dad."

Opal: "Aw, Bronze, you really need to get-"

Bronze: "Don't say another word!"

Opal: *smirks* "I was going to say get a girlfriend. What were you thinking I was gonna say, huh, Big Bro?""

"Opal: "Oooh, Jade and Auburn are sharing a tent, alone?"

Auburn: "Opal, we're just friends."

Opal: "You never know what your hormones will tell you."

Bronze: "Oh, dear Arceus..."

Auburn: "W-WHAT?"

Jade: *blushes*

Bronze: "Please forgive my sister."

Em: "Besides, Jade and Auburn are our leaders. It's only logical that they share a tent in case of an emergency."

Opal: "But you're a leader, too."

Bronze: "And you're done."

Opal: "H-Hey! Not cool, Big Bro!""

"Jet: "Bronze, control your bloody hyperactive sister."

Bronze: "Trust me, I knew how, I would have shut her up years ago.""

"Citrine: "Opal, was Jazz sent back?"

Opal: "Uh, yeah. I guess Celebi separated us for some reason... Along with the son of Pearl's younger brother. What was his name again?" *pauses* "Tom? No... Timmy?"

Kyle: "Tony, Tony Jun. Man, your memory is abysmal as ever, cuz."

Alex: "What. Did. You. Say?" *starts to hyperventilate*

Ronnie: "Alex, what's w-"

Alex: "JUN? You're telling me that Jun is here?"

Jonah: "Anybody wanna explain what's going on?"

Drake: *snickers* "We've met him before. Tony happens to have a little crush on Alex and Alex isn't exactly fond of him.""

"Kyle: "So how far have you two gone? Did you have sex with her yet?"

Drake: *Spit Take* "W-WHAT? We're only sixteen, you moron!"

Kyle: *smirks* "Your mom was only nineteen when your dad knocked her up, if I recall correctly."

Drake: "SHUT UP, KYLE!"

Kyle: "So have you?"

Drake: "No, we haven't, you moron!"

Alex: "What the hell is going on? Drake, why is your face so red?"

Kyle: "I just asked how far Drake and Maria has went. I was just looking after my friend."

Alex: "Uh huh. Suuuure. And the real reason?"

Drake: "He asked if Maria and I had s-s-sex!"

Alex: *smacks Kyle* "Perv. That's disgusting," she said in a flat tone.

Drake: "Oh dear Arceus, the image is burned into my mind! Argh, I hate you, Kyle!"

Kyle: "Blame your hormones, not me."

Alex: "Drake, shut up, you're making a scene."

Drake: "I have been traumatized and you're worried about that?"

Alex: "NOW!""