Animate Inanimate Object/Quotes

""It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord.""

- Demetrius, A Midsummer Night's Dream

""DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?!""

- Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors

"Woman (offscreen): Do you like my new shoes

Man: You are a chair, honey.

Chair Woman (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!"

- Asdfmovie