That Came Out Wrong/Quotes

"Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine..."

- The Doctor, Doctor Who

"Commander Shepard: [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room?

Garrus Vakarian: I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.

[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk]

Garrus Vakarian: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

- Mass Effect

""Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit.""

- Orson Welles (voiced by Maurice LaMarche), The Critic

"Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this -- ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode! (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) And I'm going to shut up now."

- Yanagimoto, Kyon: Big Damn Hero