Runescape/Funny

"Estate Agent: Luckily for you, the standard player-owned house contents insurance policy was recently updated to include acts of zombio-mechanical piracy.
 * In "The Void Stares Back," while the player is busy controlling Void troops fighting Void Pest forces via magical communication orb a.k.a. Commorb (The player, and several NPCs, are stuck behind rocks), Lord Daquarius, the leader of the Black Knights, laboriously mines the rocks to create an escape passage (gaining a level while doing so). After defeating the Pests, Savant (The Commorb contact), teleports the group out, with Daquarius screaming "WHAT!?!?" right before the teleportation.
 * Also, he was mining with a bronze pickaxe, and gained a level while doing so.
 * In "King of the Dwarves", you must get help from a troll warlord called Pretty Flower (trolls are named after the first thing they try to eat). Before he listens to what you have to say, you have to prove you are worthy. He tells you 'You must lift up Big Rock' so you go and lift the big rock near him, not an easy task. He says 'No, that not right! I tell you to lift up Big Rock!', and then the previously unnamed troll called Big Rock goes 'Me bet you not strong enough to lift me.'
 * From "A Clockwork Syringe", after your house is attacked by a pirate zombie robot (It Makes Sense in Context):

Player Character: Is it that much of a widespread problem that the policy needs to include it?

Estate Agent: In all honesty, no. I never thought it would happen, so I put it in to make the list of covered circumstances seem more attractive. So I took a gamble and lost on that one."

"Player Character: I need help dealing with an evil spirit here.
 * And also from the pirate quest series, during Rum Deal:

Davey: "Sure, lad, lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.'''"


 * To those who have not completed Rum Deal, It Makes Sense in Context cause it takes place on an island that makes lethal 'rum'.
 * And all the shanties Bard Roberts plays about the quests. We'll just randomly stop and declare the pirate quest series one big CMOF for all of Runescape.
 * Plus the fact that the player has no idea how to get to the island-Pirate Pete brings them there after cracking them over the head and "abducting" them.
 * In the Thok It To 'Em saga, Thok, Master of Dungeoneering, displays what a huge badass he is. Some of his funnier feats include...
 * Headbutting a spirit into submission.
 * Commanding an empty soil patch to grow vegetables (and succeeding).
 * Forcing a trapped puzzle to solve itself in a single move.
 * Eating magical runes to bolster his own physical strength.
 * Threatening an otherworldly creature into leaving his guard.
 * Attempting to woo the Cute Monster Girl of his dreams.
 * And killing 6 bosses in succession and delivering awesome PostMortemOneLiners after he's finished.
 * The kicker to all of this? He is deathly afraid of Ferrets.
 * Also, most monster/item names are changed to what they appear as to Thok.(Silver curvy thing for a silver cresent key, sea meat for fish, Pretty Lass for the Gorajo Skinweaver(Dungeoneering familiar) you save, and so forth)
 * Oh, and the fact that he heals and recovers special attack by killing enemies is funny as well.
 * The sequel saga to this is hilarious as well.
 * The ending to let them eat pie, as well as the dialogue with a person who witnessed it, is too funny for words to describe. All I can say is that it involves a pie.
 * At one point, Ivy was glitched in that, rather than using a woodcutting hatchet in the player's inventory, the cutting animation played out using whatever item was equipped. This led to players chopping down ivy in ways such as punching it, hitting it with a pickaxe, and banging a salamander against the wall.