Chekhov's Armoury/Quotes

"Honestly, what kind of situation would require the use of a pair of fake arms and a remote-controlled wheelchair? Only, I imagine, a completely ludicrous one!"

- Father Ted

"Pip: Why should I want a gold braid, a joke book or a xylophone?

Merlin: Why should you want a hammer or a saw?

Pip: Because they might come in handy.

Merlin: So might a gold braid, a joke book and a xylophone. Anything might come in handy in an adventure like this."

- Grail Quest 3: The Gateway Of Doom