K9/Funny

"Starkey: You've actually stumbled on the entrance.
 * Basically anytime Starkey and Darius get into it. This example from the second episode:

Darius: What do you mean, stumbled?

Starkey: You fell through a wall.

Darius: Pushed. Pushed through a wall, while searching.

Starkey: If you were searching, why'd you call for help?

Darius: ... It wasn't me.

Starkey: What do you mean, it wasn't you? There's no one else here!

Darius: I can't explain what you hear.

Starkey: Oh, so a sewer rat called for help?

Daruis: I dunno. Was its' name Starkey?"

"CCPCS: (check their flies; Darius escapes)
 * Starkey and Jorjie mouthing along to K9's "This unit is not a dog" speech during The Cambridge Spy.
 * Darius: Hey, your flies are undone!

June: (Exasperated) You don't have flies..."

"Thorne: Before we begin, let me run through a few rules. There will be no stragglers. There will be no questions during the tour...
 * Starkey winding up Thorne during a Department open Day.

Starkey: Can we ask questions after the tour?

Thorne: I said no questions.

Starkey: Does this count as a question?

Thorne: ...grow up, Starkey."

"Birdie: Request permission to borrow toothbrush.
 * Darius and the adled CPPC.

Darius: You don't have any teeth!

Birdie: ...request permission to borrow teeth."