Theodore Rex/YMMV


 * Special Effects Failure: The suits in this movie are only slightly better then Industrial Light and Magic's effort in Howard the Duck. Which reflects badly on both this (considering it was made a year after Jurassic Park) and Howard the Duck (considering it was made for a lower budget than Howard).
 * Straw Man Has a Point: The villain's motivations.
 * What Do You Mean It's for Kids?: It's really hard to tell just what audience this movie would have been shooting for, especially if it had made it to theaters. Theo's sickeningly cute love of milk and cookies seems to keep it well within the realm of kiddie movies -- and then you get a scene that's as violent as any given cheap sci-fi B-movie.
 * What the Hell Casting Agency: This is not one of Whoopi Goldberg's better movie choices.