Straight Gay/Haiku

Doesn't like shopping, Won't see that movie with you, But he still likes men. -User:Gamer Am I

You wouldn't think so, But this guy's actually gay. Nothing's as it seems. "-User:The Hero Hartmut"

No response to shoes Or anything gay like that But he is kinda gay. - I Cant Think Of A Witty Name

See those guys right there? Well, one of them likes dudes more. Betcha can't tell which. -User:Shar Phoe

Not in the closet, Won't let the world know often, And won't let it show. -User:Psycho Yoshi