Beard of Evil/Quotes

"Qui-Gon: Who are you?

Sio Bibble: I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.

Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?

GM: Yes, actually, he does.

Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him."

- Darths and Droids

"10th Doctor: Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara and Time Lords in funny hats and The Master - oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever.

5th Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?

10th Doctor (thoughtfully): No, no beard this time. Well, a wife."

- Doctor Who, 'Time Crash'

"I have [a goatee] because it helps you become more artistic and sensitive. Or evil. I don't know how it knows which to do."

- Checkerboard Nightmare

"Hellooooooo? "Evil Opposite" theme? I'm not seeing it! This goatee isn't just for show, you know!"

- Nale, The Order of the Stick

"Lenin had a beard. Gabby Hayes had whiskers."

- George Carlin