Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking/Haiku

Serial killer Kicks cute animals for fun And likes the Spice Girls -- Serenity Squid

He did WHAT you say? Stole cars, beat up little kids, and talks during films! -- Poisonarrow

The Big Bad did what? Destroyed the hero's hometown And ate the last chip? -- Happy Duck

Wanted for mauling Livestock, swindling old people, And drinking my tea. --Headbreaker

This guy killed fifteen Million people and made Me drink some V8. --Crazy Luigi

You're an evil man! You slaughtered fifty sheep and Stole a mattress tag! -- Iceguppie

I confess that I kicked your dog, wrecked your Wii and Ate your gummy worms. -- Snowsky

I know of that fiend. 'Ere treason and genocide, He'd badmouth this site! -- DragonAtma

Killed twelve; ate the stiffs, Gave P. E. T. A anthrax, Can't bowl for his life. --User:So We Ate Them