Rush Hour/Awesome

Rush Hour
"Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?
 * Carter, riding in a tow truck pulls up to the Consulate. Then he meets the guard Lee laid the smack-down on earlier.

Guard #1: Go screw yourself.

Carter: What did you say?

Guard #1: I said go screw yourself.

Carter: You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck! Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that."

"Carter: You serious? I don't know what to say. It's like a dream come true. I got an idea though, I got an idea. Why don't y'all take that badge and shove it up your ass. All up in your ass. I'm LAPD."
 * Carter is really good at this sort of Badass speach.