Ace of Cakes/YMMV

"Client: This is going to sound weird, but we'd like an anesthesia machine cake.
 * The Ace: Duh.
 * Crazy Awesome: Every episode.

Mary Alice: Oh, like that one? (aside: We've done this twice.)"

"Mary, upon spotting a Red Sox flag that would decorate a New Yankee Stadium cake: "What is that awful, ugly flag doing there? (replaces it with a Yankees flag) There, that's better!"
 * Fandom Rivalry: Invoked: Mary the decorator is a major, possibly lone New York Yankees fan among many Boston Red Sox fans, the most vehement of which is Mary Alice the secretary.

Mary Alice, through clenched teeth: I don't think she realizes how many Red Sox fans there are here. Including me."


 * Nightmare Fuel: The Da Vinci surgical robot, which looks like a cross between General Grievous and SCP-212 (don't worry, it just wants to make origami ).
 * Promoted Fanboy: Despite having a successful television show, Duff and co. geek out quite shamelessly when meeting other famous faces.