Small Girl, Big Gun/Quotes

""Japan: Please reconsider cartoon gun-toting big-eyed prepubescent blondes as your national heroes." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000"

""You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun." -- Frankie Figs in The Whole Nine Yards"

"There was a young woman named Plunnery

Who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery.

Till one day unobservant,

She blew up a servant,

And was forced to retire to a nunnery."

- Edward Gorey

"That gun is bigger than you!"

- Mickey Smith to Jackie Tyler, scrapped line from Journey's End

"''The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.

''She draws a pistol from her knickers.

''She aims it at the creature's head,

And bang bang bang she shoots him dead."

- Roald Dahl