Starkits Prophecy/Funny


 * "Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW!
 * "But it wooden work becas thers a lizded on it." They all locked at the lizard. It wus a newt. The nwt ran away.
 * Pretty much everything in "Chapter 10 The Recluse" and "Catter 1 The Fiht Aganst the Sitters 1".
 * And it's always great when there's dramatic readings that do it justice.
 * Anything involving the "plebians", LakePaool and RedOaw.
 * She battlecried using his nose to tar down the evill cats.
 * "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"
 * Any of the author's notes.
 * STUP GLAMING!11! IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL!
 * YOUR JUST JELOS YOUR GOING 2 HEL LJESS IS OYUR SAVER
 * Stupid falmes! ur all satinsit1s! StarKesus is ur saver y cant u just eccept that. Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!
 * Also if ur a bad reveiwer u dont belive in Gosh ull go 2 hekc.
 * jeuss doesent lick people who flmale!
 * scholo was rly hard sinc I goat back they gave us alot of homowork and i was haveing torlble with som of my friends bcaus I am a lesbain now nd they dont unferstand.
 * Hi guyss I'm bakke.! For a wile I was realy depresed because i found a lot of fanfics on this site which i THINK THEIR MOCKING MY STORY. I men realy theres a strouy about a at named LovelyyKit and one about SparkekIt what is that about?/?/ I theink tehyre moking me! If ur readingt rhis and and you wrote one of those bad storiess?,.. i think youre stories arr TROLFIC.S
 * "LakePaool is buck and seh is NUT OKA!"
 * "NO9999999999999 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 * "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1!1!11!"
 * "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111" said TarGleam.
 * "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!"
 * "03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)Dai-Guard (talk) 03:40, 10 January 2014 (UTC)" SAID JAZZOSONG.
 * "" WALLED STARLGME.
 * AND THEN STARGLEAM WAS DIED!11!111!11111!1!11!
 * No BENG GAY!f
 * He raped his tail aroond her sholders.
 * "well watever Im going to g join SaitnClan cuase im evil now by" said FlamePelt and she was gone.(Mudwuzhere)
 * GayStrip locked at hr meanly.
 * "So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe.
 * "I cant see yo" he said and he buped into a tree. Then he fele down.
 * "!" said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!
 * Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at StarGlaem!
 * "theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ saud JayFeather.
 * Everyone jumped at the HoBare!
 * but he was to fat.
 * "The told me that BlakStar was deda he was so dpersed when you bcame ledar that he mocitted swisscide."
 * "i know rite." said FierStart "but he was so sad yo woudnet be his meat."
 * "who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam
 * "LIONBLAZE ARE YOU A..... HOMOSEZZUAL?/?/?/?2"
 * HolyKeaf turned into… a…. FUX!
 * /\= angry!
 * "?" said StarPaw beuatifully.
 * "Your mwneot will be" saiud JazzSeng.
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111
 * "t!" said SatrKit.
 * And then… was BROCKENSTAR?
 * "Then by the powers of Starclan, I gave you this narme." Indeed you did.
 * "" WALLED STARLGME.
 * "Tes i was but I relied I stil lube you GlamePool he siad.
 * '"lol" lalueghed TigerStar, "I dont care Im evillll!"'
 * The Christmas special. All of it.
 * And then… frorm the cord.... came.... A LINO!1!11!1
 * Everone startwf crapping!
 * StarStar ahd HolyLeaf pined down when suddenly... SHE FELT A MOVIE INSIDE HER!
 * Her tears were make rainbows.
 * GleamPaw was about to say NIIIIIIIII BUT THEN she got ANGNRY.
 * StarGleam clawd a cat and blood sarfed the air she said "Take that ThdnerClan traiters!" but inide she was thinking I cunt do this!111!1!
 * "Do uyo think I car TugerStar is beter than all fo you dumb boldens."
 * "your ripping me apart tugerkit"
 * HER KAWAII ORANGE WYWS STARTED TO GLOW!11111
 * All of the dramatic readings.
 * If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits.
 * "Ttlu." Said HollyLefa meanly from his ides.
 * "ACCEPT JESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!"
 * "I have pows beyound ur emaginating!"
 * The fact that this fanfic ends mid-sentence.