Junjou Romantica/Funny

"Miyagi: "Shinobu, there's nothing to worry about! Kamijou is GAAAAAAY."
 * "...cleaning the floor. * sliiide* "
 * Miyagi explaining to his male lover Shinobu why it's impossible for there to be anything between him and Hiroki:

Shinobu: "So you two are doing it!"

Miyagi: "What?! I'm not gay!""

"Nowaki: "Trust me, it'll be fun!"
 * It make sense,he is Bi the Way afterall.
 * When Nowaki tries to get Hiroki to take a bath with him:

Hiroki: "It won't be fun."

Nowaki: "Yes, it will."

Hiroki: "No, it won't!!"

Hiroki (to himself afterwards, looking completely bitter): It was fun..."

"[Later]
 * AI WAS RORRING ON ZA FURORU RAFINGU!
 * Anytime Misaki freaks out, or lays on the ground in defeat.
 * Especially the scene in which Usagi tells Takahiro that Misaki wants to live with him (rather than moving away to live with his brother). He basically makes Misaki out to be the most overly dramatic uke cliche possible without actually revealing that Usagi and Misaki are together. Meanwhile, in another room, Misaki can hear everything he's say, and falls to the floor- and when Takahiro overhears the THUD, Usagi claims he's looking after a neighbor's Pomeranian.
 * [Reading on of Usagi's BL novels has homework]
 * Misaki: Oh, pssht! So this is what Usagi wants me to do? This is all? This is it? Ha ha ha! I'm in college now, of course I...   WOULD NEVER FUCKING DO THIS!!!!  [launches the book out the window]

Usagi: My housemate hasn't spoken a word to me for a week. What could be the problem?

Hiroki: Whatever it is, I know it's 100% your fault."