Hawaii Five-0 (TV)/Awesome

The reimagined Hawaii Five 0:
"McGarrett: You ever get to double pretzel level?
 * "Malma Ka Aina": McGarrett's method of interrogation? Leaving a man in a shark cage in the middle of the ocean without telling him the cage is for tourists and the sharks aren't man eaters. Also doubles as a Crowning Moment of Funny when McGarrett and Danny have a couple of beers and watch.
 * McGarrett and Danno compare Mrs. Pac-Man scores.

Danno: Triple Banana, bitch.

McGarrett: (in awe) You lie."

"Chin-ho: You just had a top secret military spy satellite retasked and you got a date?
 * "Nalowale": Danno is in a bar with McGarrett as part of their investigation for a kidnapped girl. They spot their victim -- sorry -- suspect, with another girl and Danno comments that if he were flirting with his daughter he'd knock out every single one of his teeth. When they see him slip something into the girl's drink, they move in, and Danno forces him to drink it!
 * Better still: back at the station, Steve wakes up their roofied suspect with an air horn.
 * "Hehe": The four members of 5-0 catch the split-up dope-juiced diamond robbers. They do it so AWESOME.
 * Having lost a suspect's car, McGarrett calls in a favour with an old acquaintance of his, a Navy intelligence officer. She provides the intel with a demand for some personal payment from him when she's in Hawaii on leave.

McGarrett: I multitask."

"Danny: Stan does not get to make decisions regarding the safety of my daughter. So she can go to the Hilton with you or she can come on what is affectionately called a "ride along" with her father, okay?"
 * Danno refusing to put up with Rachel's shit in "E Malama".


 * The MMA fight in "Ka Hakaka Maikai" between Steve and Chuck Lidell.
 * McGarrett's commanding officer, Joe White, leading Five-0 on an unsanctioned rescue operation into North Korea to save Steve, and getting back up in the form of three members of Seal Team 9 to pay the team back for helping them on a prior case.
 * Max Bergman in "Haʻalele".