The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner/Funny


 * Emmett and Bree taking turns tossing each other into the sky makes for weird vampire family fun.
 * Also  getting kicked off a rooftop in Transylvania. Sensing a theme here...
 * C'mon, when you read about "Catapult" you know you wish you could do that.
 * Santiago and Alec's phone conversation.