Dominic Deegan/Funny

"Jacob: Why, Dominic...you appear to be grossly overburdened. (extends his skeletal arm) Let me help you up...
 * "Hiding in the darkness won't protect you from me! For I have KNIGHT VISION!" Not just the pun, but the fact that it was so groan-inducing that the groaners (two thieves he was trailing) gave away their hiding spot.
 * Donovan Deegan keeping an Orc zealot from executing him by telling really bad jokes about Callanians.
 * And luckily for him... it worked!
 * Jacob helps Dominic back up:

Dominic: GAH! If you think I'm going to let you touch me with that thing you're out of your mind!

(Jacob then reaches off-screen, then offers his now gloved skeletal hand to Dominic.)"

"Dominic: ...could this get any more awkward?
 * Speaking of Jacob, watch him learn firsthand just how secure a house built by an elemental is.
 * The sheer awkwardness that followed:

Jacob: Yes. (pulls back mask)

Dominic: ...thanks for that, Jacob."

"Narrator: We knew him by a much different name.
 * One way of exorcising a demon.
 * "Dominic and I, having just been in the presence of [a dragon, reacted the way any pair of intellectuals would have...]
 * "This is very inconvenient."
 * "Just this page, its been one of the few to actually make me laugh out loud in so many years"
 * ohdeargodyou'rehereearly. Miranda can sympathize because she knows exactly how Luna feels.
 * One parent's reaction on Dominic getting married. He actually thought the other one would react that way.
 * Quilt's second sight keeps letting him view up Pam's skirt for some reason.
 * BEER BEAR!
 * Best Brick Joke ever.
 * Cookie!
 * A man's knife gets polymorphed into a corn on the cob. It then attacks him with impunity.
 * Everytime Miranda Deegan uses her 'Evil Eye' has this Troper rolling on the floor...
 * The second and third panels of this comic. Simple, but hilarious.
 * The entire Wild Edge story arc basically consists of this. Just a few gems:

Dominic:

Oh. Yay.''"

"Dominic: Good gravy...is there anyone in this building who hasn't been altered?
 * ...I've been robbed.
 * Their expressions in this strip are priceless.
 * "You are the worst guide ever." "Bite me."
 * "Are you as aggravated as I am?" "Arf."
 * Heck, the entire thing. From Dominic in a weird peacock-ish outfit, to the "Jurk" sign, to the list goes on.
 * Brian's reaction on Dominic's meeting the first necromancer. Do not read this if you have a weak lung, or if you are coughing badly. You'll die.
 * Walk the Wild Edge is just as hilarious.
 * Nuts.
 * "Two thieves walk into a Yuvonir. One of them says-" "Shut up, Mondane." "...Your punchline sucks."
 * This strip. (As well as the next couple)
 * "I are anksty."
 * Poor cloud...
 * Aaaaaand the Fridge Horror sets in when you realize that not only is that "cloud" sentient, but that's not rain that's pouring down on poor Bort. Which makes it funnier.
 * A whole new perspective.
 * Spark. Full stop.
 * Like here.
 * And here.
 * And here...
 * This, too.
 * Ever the Snarker, Dominic.
 * Dejah is pretty funny for a slime ball...
 * No, of course he isn't.
 * Quite possibly the greatest threat ever.
 * Ouch...
 * Apparently, Dominic's not the only one who can see the future...
 * Wow...That's a man-kiss.... Greg's reaction really sells it.
 * Going to an alterist has never been funnier. Why? Because Dominic's the victim now, of course! And a little one for the alterist as well.

Ms. Kaldonia: There's you two. For now.

[Exit Dominic like his ass is on fire.]

Ms. Kaldonia: I've never seen a one-legged man move so fast.

Luna: SHE WAS KIDDING!"

"Author notes: Whatever it is, it's obviously huge."
 * It just keeps unfolding!

"Dominic: I see you breathing, Zelda.
 * And Let's not forget this gem...

Zelda: Then quit staring at my chest."


 * The conclusion of Jayden and Stunt's journey together. Stunt's expression really sells it.
 * What happens to Dominic after to much stress.