Richard Dawkins/Funny

"Dawkins: Bryce and I are always doing double acts like this."
 * In part 3 of his Growing Up In The Universe, he begins by bringing out two types of insects that mimic twigs and dead leaves (or a scorpion!), to show the characteristics of disguise they've evolved. He goes to put them in a terrarium, but they really don't want to go in. Hilarity Ensues as they crawl behind his head, cling to his and his assistant's shirts, and generally do all they can to stay out of the box.

""(reading mail) 'I hope you get hit by a church van...' *cannot contain laughter*""
 * Whenever he reads his hate mails. He keeps all the profanities and spew them unapologetically with his posh accent.


 * It's even funnier when his wife, the very well-spoken Lalla Ward reads his hate mail, again with swearing, on audiobook versions of his works.
 * After quoting Aquinas's theory that the denizens of hell will serve as a kind of entertainment for the believers in paradise: "Nice man!"