Satan Is Good/Quotes

""All I asked for was equality and independence. A rotating chairmanship might have been the answer.""

- D.J. Enright, Lucifer Broods

"''Dey tell all you chillun

De debble's a villun,

But 'tain't necessarily so.''"

- Porgy and Bess, "It Ain't Necessarily So"

"Ig: "In a lot of ways, I guess Satan was the first superhero."

Glenna: "Don't you mean supervillain?"

Ig: "Nah. Hero, for sure. Think about it. In his first adventure, he took the form of a snake to free two prisoners being held naked in a Third World jungle prison by an all-powerful megalomaniac. At the same time, he broadened their diet and introduced them to their own sexuality. Sounds like a cross between Animal Man and Dr. Phil to me.""

- Horns

"Dan Marino: I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Superbowl.

Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're much too nice a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr Marino.

Marino: You did it for Namath!

Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.

Marino: This sucks. (storming off) I'll just go to the Superbowl as an announcer! And I'll win myself an Emmy!

Satan: That's the spirit!

Nicky: You're a good Devil, Dad.

Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan."

- Little Nicky

""Satan is good. Satan is my pal. Satan is good, Satan is my pal""

- Ghost's opinion on heavy metal bands.