Black Books/Drinking Game

Drinking Game for Black Books:
 * Take an equivalent drink of wine every time a character does. This may prove expensive.
 * Also, smoke a cigarette every time a character does.
 * Take a drink whenever Bernard refers to Manny by a nickname.
 * Take a drink whenever Bernard insults a customer.
 * Take a drink whenever anyone makes a point of how unclean the shop is.