The Big Guy/Quotes

""I know, I know! You're thinking, 'A big strong guy like him would be great to have along!' Right?""

- Bowser, about to join Mario and his friends in Super Mario RPG

""Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!""

- Nork Deddog, Ogryn Bodyguard, relating one of his personal experiences in Warhammer 40000

"You guys got it easy. All people want me to do is break stuff. I've got a sensitive side too, you know...but breaking stuff is kinda fun.

(Much later) Who needs sensitive? Breaking stuff IS fun!"

- Bulkhead, Transformers Animated

"Simon: "What do you pay [Jayne] for?"

Mal: '"'Excuse me?"''

Simon: "What is his role on your ship?"

Mal: "Oh." [beat] "Public relations.""

- Firefly

"Woodchuck: *when the party encounters a dragon* Man, that thing's gonna end up eating us!

Ghim: Well then, we'll just have to eat him."

- Record of Lodoss War OVA, episode 1, English dub

"Wow! He must be the strong guy! Every super-group has a strong guy!"

- A journalist, inadvertently naming X-Factor's Strong Guy.

"Loki: I have an army.

Tony: We have a Hulk."

- The Avengers

"A mighty man was Eldred / A bulk for casks to fill

His face a dreaming furnace / His body a walking hill"

- The Ballad of the White Horse

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this...is my weapon."

- The Heavy, Team Fortress 2