Monty Python's Life of Brian/Funny

Arthur: I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!
 * "I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta...It's my right as a man!...I want to have babies..."
 * "Oh, it's the meek! 'Blessed are the meek!' Oh that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something because they have a hell of a time."
 * "What have the Romans ever done for us?"
 * "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
 * "Domus? Nominative??"
 * "Anybody else feels like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus?"
 * Gotta love how, even though it's Enforced Method Acting, both the remaining guards feebly shake their heads at the line "He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?"
 * "Oooh, you lucky bastard!"
 * "You're all individuals!" "I'm not."
 * Brian: I am NOT the messiah!