Worst News Judgment Ever/Quotes

"Nearly a full day has passed since the mass disappearances whisked away every single child on the planet, but this fact has not yet registered with Marge or Buck or any of the other crack journalists at "GW". ... This is understandable. Buck, after all, is a Very Important Journalist and his top priority just now has to be to get to New York to get started on a story about a conference of Jewish nationalists. Clearly, that's a bigger priority for GW's readers than some little item from the now-superfluous "parenting" pages."

- The Slacktivist on Left Behind

"BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullsh*t?"

- Charlie Sheen

"I don't know what you call this stuff, but it sure isn't news!"

- Diamond Tiara, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic