Mines of Dragon Mountain/Funny

Back to Mines of Dragon Mountain

"Doctor: It is imperative that you, whatever you do, don't think about cheese!
 * After Spike gets kidnapped, the Doctor enlists Rarity's help in tracking him down by modifying her gem-locating spell and amplifying it with his sonic screwdriver... with the result that poor Rarity is dragged through the alleyways of the city, ruining her dress and mane in the process.
 * And The Doctor's bit of advice he gave Rarity after warning her that sonicing a PKE capacitor connected directly into her nervous system (aka her horn) might have a few not-so-safe side effects

beat

Rarity: Doctor...I thought about cheese.

Doctor: Good!

Rarity: GOOD?!

Doctor: If you're thinking about cheese then you're not thinking about what you shouldn't be thinking about!"

"Zeitgeist: You got the paper-work done, I trust?
 * Zeitgeist and Litigia's relationship.

Litigia: Indeed sir. My request for a transfer has once again been rejected, and I noticed on the last page someone had written something to the effect of ‘neener-neener-neener’ in legalese.

Zeitgeist: We have such fun."

"Gabbro: Speaking of gas, S’raag!
 * Gabbro first introduction to Pinkie Pie.

(Slag breaths knockout gas into Pinkie's face).

Pinkie: Well that was rude! And stinky! Oh…unless that’s your custom, in which case…

(Pinkie rushes up to Gabbro and belches into his face)

Pinkie: …To you too!

Gabbro: You are supposed to be unconscious!

Pinkie: OooOOOoooh…Okay!

(Pinkie collapses abruptly, Gabbro prods her with a stick)

Slag: I like her! Can we keep her?"

"The Thinker Grundel: What happened? Where is she?!
 * Fracture's explanation of what happened in Chapter 5.

Fracture: It would appear, Brother Granodiorite, that the equine has some mastery of spatial manipulation. Clearly this was the work of a wormhole-based method of matter displacement, as evidenced by the semi-spheroid shape in the floor, the rock having been displaced along with the equine it partially encapsulated. As for your other question, hell if I know."

"Spike: Back up. What do you mean ‘good chance’?
 * The very well explained shout out to Feeling Pinkie Keen.

Pellet: There is also a chance that it will reject you and go dormant once again…and a very small chance that you would, uh, explode.

Spike: Explode?! What do you mean I’d explode?!

Pellet: The heart would partially fuse with you before rejecting you, whereupon it would detonate every photon in your body simultaneously…Followed shortly by every neutron in your body exploding also.

Spike: I’d explode twice?! (turns to Applejack) I thought that couldn’t happen!.

Applejack: 'Neither did ah!"

"AAH!! This is why I use chemicals! Setting off pyrotechnic displays on your face is a stupid talent!"
 * Fire Dazzler on his special talent, which when used, resulting in the loss of the hair around his horn: