Invasion U.S.A./YMMV

"Paperboy: (From off-screen) Ex-tra, Pa-per, America invaded, read all about it! (Comes onscreen from behind the couple, stares openly at the couple, turns around, walks off-screen while repeating previous line.)"
 * Big Lipped Alligator Moment: At the end of a big scene between the reporter and the heroine...