Metalocalypse/Funny

"Nathan: NO! We never drink before a show! NEVER!
 * After being given a bottle of very rare wine before a concert:

Murderface: *pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet* Well, I've been drinking all day.

Toki: *holds up beer can* Me too!

Skwisgaar: Me too.

Pickles: (surrounded by beer cans and beer bottles) Me too!

Nathan: ...Me too."

"Skwisgaar: Ugh, just let me records it. He's terrible! Each day he gets worse! He's slowly learning hows to un-play the guitar!
 * After their chefs get...decommissioned, so to say, they have to do their own food shopping. The entire episode after that becomes a laugh riot starting around the line, "And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!" courtesy of Nathan Explosion.
 * "What do you mean, booze ain't food?! I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!"
 * "I think this is calleds 'food library'."
 * "IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHEBAGS!...I'm sorry about the douchebags. I got low blood sugar."
 * "You lady, Skwisgaar." "NO I'MS NOT!"
 * And the best part of that scene: the only band member to successfully purchase anything is Pickles. Go ahead and guess what he bought.
 * After all the build-up to Nathan and the rest of the band getting William Murderface the blackest birthday present ever, what do they give him for his birthday?
 * The emergency cutaway when Skwisgaar explains to an elderly lady what a "GMILF" is.
 * Pickles yelling at Jean-Pierre in The Curse of Dethklok. "By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!"
 * "RELEASE...THE KITTIES!!"
 * Toki is recording his part of a a new song in the studio while his band mates watch:

Toki: I can hear you, the talk-back mike is on.

Skwisgaar: Pickle, please let me know when the talks-back mic is on so Mr. Sensitives don'ts goes to crybaby's house for vacations?

Toki: I can still hear you.

Skwisgaar: Well what do you want?! A "Be-Ables-to-Hears-Things" award?!

Toki: Eh, not really. Doesn't sounds like a greats award to be honest."

"Skwisgaar: Okay Toki, plays mes a harmonic minor scales in the key of uh, D.
 * Toki's Mushroom Samba / Busby Berkeley Number from Dethwater (he was stuffed in a tank, which was then filled with liquid oxygen).
 * Murderface's very nonchalant reaction to a blackout on the nuclear submarine where they're recording their newest album: "Hey guys...nuclear submarine power's out."
 * And Pickles' reaction? He hurls a bottle of vodka at the control console. And that gets it started up again.
 * Dethfashion, where the band tries to lose weight after being convinced that they're fat. Just seeing them in those bizarre outfits is funny enough.
 * Murderface adamantly refusing to eat anything "shaped like a dick". What do we see him doing later? Sensually licking a sausage.
 * The band starts recording their music on vials of water to deter music piracy. At the end of the episode, the band is completely smashed and doing very oddball things with the water (which heavily pollutes a good portion of the earth for each recording). Gems include "Don't fill up the fish tank with the drum solo!" and "You're making ramen noodles with Skwisgaar's solo!"
 * When Toki was concerned about his place in the band and he flashed back to a music lesson with Skwisgaar:

Toki: Oh, like this...

(One note later)

Skwisgaar: WROOONG!

(Skwisgaar pulls a chord that sends a bucket of blood on Toki's head. Toki lunges at Skwisgaar, bucket-head first and they start brawling)"

"Nathan: I think I know what you are all trying to say. I...uh...um... I think we have to build a space helicopter.
 * While Dethklok is discussing the fate of their adopted son:

[pause]

Pickles: Ah, well, that's impossible, but I think I may have a better idea."

"Charles: Well, can you send him back?
 * Earlier on, Charles points out that adopting him was not charity:

Nathan: Hey, that's a pretty harsh thing to say but no, we can't, we already tried."

"Nathan: And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players... [the gift box falls open, empty] ... NOOOOTHIIING!
 * What made this troper a believer was this exchange in "Birthdayface":

Murderface: Oh, you suck! You all suck!

Nathan: Awwww, what's wrong?

Skwisgaar: Ah yeah, go play records backwards and kill yourself.

Pickles: Hey fatso! We got your favorite thing: disappointment!"

"Pickles: *smashes Charles' lamp*
 * And this moment, from "Snakes 'n' Barrels II" (which cuts off the opening of the show to Pickles going nuts to Charles over the Snakes 'n' Barrels reunion):

Charles: Would you stop breaking my good lamps? Break those ones, they're from Ikea.

Pickles: *walks a short distance away to bunch of cheap lamps* What, these ones?

Charles: Yes.

Pickles: You sure have a lot of lamps in here.

Charles: Well, lighting is important. It creates a nice atmosphere.

Pickles: *begins smashing the Ikea lamps*"

"(Dr. Rockso slips his hand into the pants of a sleeping Murderface...then Murderface wakes up.)
 * Eventually, the other band members come in and start smashing lamps too, and Charles eventually has to order more lamps to that sector.
 * Toki's cat dream sequence song, "Hamburger Time", from Dethhealth.
 * The episode in general is full of great moments. Special mention goes to Murderface desperately trying not to think about a man touching his penis during a physical exam. Hilarity ensues.
 * Anything Doctor Rockzo the Rock n' Roll Clown says or does.
 * He does COC--
 * Yes, I know.
 * "I woke up with a...clown's hand...in my pants. T-That's what I did today."

Dr. Rockso: (whispering) I do cocaine.

(Beat)

Murderface: (sitting perfectly still) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

"Nathan: We'll name it...Scrambles... Scrambles the, uh, the death...dealer."
 * When Nathan names a hurricane after being elected governor of Florida in Dethgov. (And proceeded to run it into the ground.)

"Pickles: Okay, so, uhh...number 421. You, ehh...you are part of the sector eighteen, recording studio maintainance clean team. Okay! Uhh...qui...couple questions. How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the work force? Ehh... Second part: which, do you most, can't, the least? Skwisgaar?
 * This memorable exchange from season 1:

Skwisgaar: Yeah?

Pickles: You write these questions?

Skwisgaar: Yeah I did."

"Klokateer 421: I am a highly skilled microphone cleaner my masters, and what I most can't the least, would be do not a bad job, but always a good."
 * And then without missing a beat:

"Woman: Why are you all hunched over?
 * In that same episode, someone is embezzling Dethklok. During the interview above, Nathan openly asks the Klokateer if he is the embezzler.
 * The band's attempts at autofellatio, and the aftermath.

Murderface: I tried to suck my own d- eeehhh - I - I had to save some babies!

Woman: *unimpressed look*

Murderface: *defiant stare*"

""MAMMY! HOME FROM ALABAMMY! LEECH AL JOLSON!'""
 * Nathan repeatedly putting firecrackers down the backside of Murderface's shorts in Dethdad when he, Pickles and Skiwsgaar prank him into thinking there are other firecrackers hidden in the grass. It continues as a gag throughout the episode.
 * TAKIN' IT, I'M TAKIN' IT, EEEEAAAASSY!!!!!
 * Dethklok, in an attempt to cure themselves of their colds by using outdated and impractical medical procedures, applying leeches onto their bodies and imitating various celebrities and cultural figures, culminating in Murderface slapping a whole bunch of leeches onto his face at the request of Nathan to do a "Leech Al Jolson" impersonation.

"Nathan: We're not racist. We don't give a fuck what our fans look like, cause we don't give a fuck about our fans."