Kick the Dog/Quotes

""I'm getting five hundred phone calls a day asking what the hell is going on, that our police force is brutalizing women and misplacing children. Christ, all this picture needs now is for someone to kick a puppy for the cameras.""

- Mayor Cryer, Changeling

""Well then...off to count my money and eviscerate some kittens.""

- Alistair, one of Deadpool's managers

"I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job."

- from the Evil Empress Guide

""I'll take the catalyst...and your powers too, Hiro.""

- Arthur Petrelli, jackdouche supreme.

""Give me the amulet, you BITCH!""

- Dracula, The Monster Squad, to a five-year-old girl.

"Just who...had the nerve...to put a puppy and baby seal in my path!!"

- Boa Hancock, One Piece

"He always seemed the kind of man who enjoyed kicking stray dogs."

- Arl Eamon on Arl Rendon Howe, Dragon Age Origins

"Jodie: Damn it! Could I be any more of a bad guy in this situation?

Eric: Well, you could have punched a puppy."

- Loserz, "Flipping off kittens"

"Sam: Gee, I don't know anybody who could firebomb kittens...

Max: Here, let me!"

- Sam and Max Freelance Police

"Nooo-ooone...plots like Gaston!

Takes cheap shots like Gaston!

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!"

- Beauty and the Beast

"Killing a dog is sort of cinematic short of hand – no matter what you will instantly hate the killer of said dog. It's an easy way to characterize a villain, and thus it is used often."

- Horror Movie a Day review of Red