Very False Advertising/Quotes

""Hey! I can say anything about this junk and these chumps will buy it!""

- Minerva Mink, Animaniacs (the print comic)

"Jon: "Beach. You know -- sand... with water along it... this is the Seaside Motel, isn't it?"

Desk Clerk: "Mr. Arbuckle... what's in a name?""

- Garfield in Paradise