Crap Saccharine World/Quotes

""But how can we enjoy the bright sunshine when we know the terror that lurks beneath the game? It's not fooling us anymore. We have seen what it becomes. YOU ARE ALL DEMONS! You are all horrible demons and I hate you, walking monsters! Go! Expire! Away, away from us! You wretched demons! You won't take me! Stop your cheery lies! STOP YOUR CHEERY LIES!""

- Deceased Crab upon witnessing what lies beyond 's exterior...

"There was a factory

Now there are mountains and rivers

You got it, you got it

We caught a rattlesnake

Now we got something for dinner

We got it, we got it

There was a shopping mall

Now it's all covered with flowers

You've got it, you've got it

If this is paradise

I wish I had a lawnmower"

- Talking Heads "(Nothing But) Flowers"

"RELENTLESSLY LIGHT-HEARTED."

- Andrew Hussie's memetic assessment of Homestuck's lightheartedness

"''When you look with your eyes,

Everything seems nice,

But, if you look twice,

You can see it's all lies.''"

- Lily Allen, "LDN"