The Spectacular Spider-Man/Funny

"Rhino: (completely deadpan) "I hate you. So much.""
 * A good majority of the show's CMOF is on this one video.
 * Start at 6:50. The CMOF comes out of nowhere, and during EVERY repeated watching this troper has burst into uncontrollable giggles. GAHHAHAHAHA!
 * During the Christmas battle with the Sinister Six, Spider-Man defeats Rhino by  which gives way under his weight. Just before he falls:

"Spider-Man: Come one come all, before your very eyes, the world's largest dehydrated turtle!"
 * 7:01 to 7:10 of this. 'Nuff said.
 * Spidey's trolling of Rhino in general tends to bring about a lot of funny one liners. For example;

"Aunt May: Peter you must meet Mrs. Watson's daughter, Mary-Jane

Peter: Oh? What's she like?

Aunt May: Well, she's got a wonderful personality!

Peter: D:"

"Doc Ock: (while repeatedly slamming Spidey around) Glib! Does not! Equate! With clever! Spider-Man!
 * In what proves to be his only appearance in the series, Cletus Kasady can be seen briefly sitting in the prison therapy group. He is wearing a Santa hat.
 * This little exchange between Spidey and Doc Ock is classic.

Spidey: Yeah, well, the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.

Doc Ock: Do you EVER SHUT UP?!?

Spidey: Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every battle."

"(After Green Goblin suggests that he and Spider-Man team-up and rule NYC together).
 * A lot of Green Goblin's lines are sadistically funny. That said, this quip from Spidey is hilarious.

Spidey: "Are we talking Manhattan or all five? Nah, I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green. Or, you know... psychotic.""

"Bernard: (greeting everyone) Mr. Osborn, Master Harry. ...Spider-Man."
 * Bernard Houseman (the Osborns' butler)'s remarkable stoicism in the last episode, after emerging from the wine cellar:

{{quote| Spidey: There she is! And with Flash, ew. Well, at least Flash isn't evil...well, at least he's not possessed by an evil symbiote.
 * When Spider-Man believes Venom might be after MJ.

*beat*

Spidey: (with suspicion} At least not as far as I know... }} "Peter: "Boss, I'd like a word..."
 * Which is now also an example of Hilarious in Hindsight, due to recent events in the comics.
 * In "Destructive Testing," after a rather embarrassing defeat, Sergei Kravinoff goes hunting for Spider-Man - using his faithful lion to track locations that the webslinger has been to. What follows is a dialogue-less montage of Sergei and the lion's travels. At the Daily Bugle, we see lots of scared employees - except Jonah, who based on body language, is clearly yelling at the hunter and the lion to get out of his office.
 * When Jonah starts his smear campaign against Spider-Man, Peter bursts into his office:

Jonah: "How 'bout "scram?" Or two words, "scram kid." Or seventeen! "Get out of my office in two-point-three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole!"

Peter: Beat "How...how did you count so...never mind.""

"Jonah: "Soon he'll be caught, jailed, and run out of town!"
 * Also a nice bit of Fridge Brilliance: Jonah is a life-long newspaperman: counting words is second-nature to him.
 * Later in that same episode:

Peter: (muttering as he stalks off) "How can he be jailed and run out of town?""

"Tombstone: "I really should start locking those windows.""
 * In the Episode "Nature vs. Nurture," there's a moment where Spider-Man leaves Tombstone's office and is immediately followed by Venom coming in.


 * In "Group Therapy", Adrian Toomes gives Sandman a sandwich.
 * "Probable Cause": Sally Avril calls Peter "Stinky Pete".