Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami/Drinking Game

In the spirit of My Immortal, we've created one for Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami.

Will probably kill you.
 * Funny potholing there. A Brown Note is probably going to be created now.

Still under construction.
 * Take a sip whenever slash is mentioned.
 * Two sips if it gets used incorrectly.
 * Take a sip whenever the song that ends the world is mentioned.
 * Take a sip whenever a character comes back from the dead.
 * Two sips if they do it more than once.
 * Three sips if it's Near.
 * Take a sip whenever "nuclears" are inaccurately represented.
 * Take a sip if a character's looks are described inaccurately.
 * Two sips if it's L.
 * Take a sip whenever a character is described as being naked even though they aren't.
 * Take a sip whenever Dark's Biggus Dickus gets referred to.
 * Take a sip whenever a character says "(Event) will happen or my name isn't (Name)!"
 * Down the whole bottle after either of these things happen (unfortunately they only happen once):
 * L jumps through the window screaming
 * The remote gets eaten
 * Down two bottles when L manages to successfully scare the crap out of God by threatening him and then lie right to his face.
 * Take a sip whenever blood bananas are mentioned.
 * Take a sip whenever the author mangles a language.
 * Take a sip whenever characters act utterly stupid (like when Dark thinks blowing up the world isn't evil, the seven seconds of sex, or the 'these things happen all the time').
 * Wait, when the hell does this not happen?
 * Well, the disclaimer does say it'll probably be the death of you...
 * Take a sip whenever a scene is Narm (you have an EXTREMELY high chance of dying here).
 * Take a sip whenever it gets stated the story is set in America.
 * Take a sip whenever a character makes a "Near" pun.
 * Take two sips whenever the author writes how he forgot something.
 * Take a sip whenever something is described incorrectly.
 * Two sips if it's in France.
 * Take a sip for every Take That at Tv Tropes.
 * Take a sip whenever a character switches sides.
 * Two sips if it isn't Blud
 * Take a sip every time you begin laughing uncontrollably, because the stupidity really does make it a funny fic.
 * Take a sip for every extremely redundant phrase.
 * Two sips if it's Near being coshed.
 * With a cosh.
 * Take a sip for every ridiculous new kind of note the author invents.
 * Take a sip whenever people "sex."
 * Take a sip whenever the author justifies strange new developements with the Rule of Cool.
 * Take a sip whenever the author uses a word not previously in the English language.
 * Two sips if you think you have a new favourite word.
 * Take a sip every time the author's note seems more excited about the story than you.
 * Take a sip every time you twitch.
 * Two sips if it precedes an urge to slam your head against a surface until unconscious.
 * Good luck not dying.