Anti-Love Song/Quotes

"Since I still appreciate you

Let's find love while we may

Because I know I'll hate you

When you are old and grey..."

- Tom Lehrer

"You grew on me like a tumor

And you spread through me like malignant melanoma

And now you're in my heart..."

- Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me

"And I knew that I'd be brokenhearted if,

He ever tried to leave me so I pushed him off a cliff.

As he called out my name, I knew everything would be all right."

- Mitch Benn

"I sit and laugh

At fools in love

There ain't no such thing

As love

No angels singing

Up above today..."

- Frank Zappa, I Ain't Got No Heart

"I hope that our few remaining friends

Give up on trying to save us

I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot

To piss off the dumb few that forgave us

...

I hope I lie

And tell everyone you were a good wife

And I hope you die

I hope we both die

...

I am drowning

There is no sign of land

You are coming down with me

Hand in unlovable hand"

- The Mountain Goats, No Children

"He love her, but she loves him

And he loves somebody else you just can't win

And so it goes 'till the day you die

This thing they call love it's gonna make you cry

I've had the blues the reds and the pinks

One thing's for sure LOVE STINKS"

- The J. Geils Band, 'Love Stinks'