Masses to Masses/YMMV

"Garrus (to Rebecca): “I’ve got a really interesting story about your boyfriend, extranet search engines, and turians.”"
 * Crowning Moment of Awesome:
 * In Ian’s first case with Garrus, both of them manage to defeat the biotic elcor attacking them by blowing up an entire spaceport and melting said elcor’s face off.
 * Ian two footed kicking a krogan in the face.
 * Escaping from an exploding and burning building, whilst diving under shutters, running through flames and jumping holes in the floor.
 * Killing a geth armature with a knife.
 * 'Emasculating' a Krogan Battlemaster by using a knife to pop off his bone plate while being choked to death. Thank you Zaeed.
 * "Just like peeling an orange. A big, screaming orange."
 * Ian killing several war-trained varren with a sword.
 * Ian taking a krogan to his knees with a fruit knife.
 * Crowning Moment of Funny:
 * Having to cover accidentally revealing knowledge from the Mass Effect games Ian shouldn’t have, the explanation makes Garrus become convinced Ian has a fetish for turians.

"Wrex: Time to step up your game, Ian. 'Break out the L word,' as the humans say.
 * Punching Khalissa-Al Jilani, for insinuating Garrus and Ian are romantically involved.
 * Wrex’s attempts at boosting his score in the kill competition that starts during Masses to Masses 2.
 * Wrex talking to Ian about his relationship with Tali and Liara.

Ian: Lesbian?

Wrex: ...The other L word.

Ian: Lesbians?"


 * Crowning Moment of Heartwarming:
 * Ian clutching at Garrus’s armour as he slowly dies, and Garrus crying. In a manly way. Obviously.
 * Cultured Warrior: Ian, even if he’s not exactly ‘classically’ cultured (like art and stuff,) plus he’s a bit behind everyone else. About a hundred and seventy years, to be precise.
 * Tear Jerker:
 * Tear Jerker: