She Wore a Yellow Ribbon/Funny

"Captain Brittles: You got a breath on you like a hot mince pie.
 * "You were Picnic-ing?"
 * When Brittles proves he knows Quincannon has been drinking on duty.

Top Sergeant Quincannon: Ah, Captain darlin'. As you well know I took "the pledge" after Chapultepec.

Captain Brittles: And Bull Run, and Gettysburg, and Shiloh, and St. Patrick's Day, and Fourth of July!"