Signs/Funny

"Graham: Isabel, you are going to feel very silly when this turns out to be make-believe."
 * There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
 * The Cone Heads!
 * Graham and Isabel have this "exchange".

"Graham: Ahh! I'm insane with anger!
 * When the "Wolfington Brothers" return.

Merrill: We're gonna beat your ass bitch! We're gonna tear your head off!

Graham: I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!

Graham: ...I cursed.

Merrill: I heard. How did he get... Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?"

"Merrill: Move, children. Vamanos!"
 * Merrill tries talking to his televison set.

"Graham: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
 * Graham gives one of the least convinceing imitations of a police officer to the
 * Bo and her water fixation.

Bo: It has dust in it.

Graham: And this one?

Bo: A hair.

Graham: And this one?

Bo: Morgan took a sip and it has his amoebas in it."


 * Dr. Bimbu!
 * Merill finishes sandbagging the coal chute, slumps against the bags and slides down to the ground, sits there for a moment... then grabs the tin can next to him, quickly puts it on top of the pile, and sits back down.
 * Graham hearing the confession of the pharmacy girl.