Morecambe and Wise/Funny

"Eric: He'll not sell much ice-cream going at that speed!"
 * Pretty much every single on their song and/or dance routines:
 * Eric and Ernie make breakfast. While dancing. To the tune of "The Stripper".
 * The "Singing in the Rain" routine.
 * Dancing with Tom Jones.
 * Dressed as flapper girls for "Hey Big Spender" (Christmas Special 1975)
 * The Wishing Well Song
 * The Grieg Piano Concerto sketch with Andrew Preview Andre Previn.
 * It's gotten to the point that it's the only Christmas episode to ever get replayed, just because of that one sketch.
 * (Eric is at the window as we hear an ambulance hurtle past outside, siren blaring) 

"Cleo: All men are fools and what makes them so is having beauty like what I have got!"
 * Eric Morecambe. Just Eric Morecambe. Probably the funniest man who ever existed and ever will exist. His timing, expressions and jokes were always absolutely perfect.
 * The Anthony and Cleopatra sketch (co-starring Glenda Jackson).


 * Eric vs. The Beatles.