Adventure Time/Haiku

With stretchy dog friend Boy protects the Land of Ooo His. Hat. Is. AWESOME! --Dave V. and Quijotesca

Awesomely hatted This human boy named Finn is It has ear thingies --Person that is too lazy to make an account

Someone's in trouble! Alright, Jake. What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME! *CLANG* --Kamikaze Korean

Adventure Time, come On grab your friends we go to Very distant lands

Jake the dog and Finn The human, the fun never Ends, Adventure Time! --User:Red Wren's slight variation on the theme song.

Billy the awesome Slew Ocean Lich and Fire Count He fought a Bear too --Braincogs

From Pendleton Ward This Show Is Ridiculous You Will Enjoy It --Yamadronis

Wise dog Jake once said "Be calmed by my saliva" And soon it was done -kvn8907

Finn, boy with a hat And his wise, stretchy dog Jake Go on adventures. --themike

Princesses captured And Ice King is the culprit Save them Finn and Jake! --Ice Materia

I'm just your problem. I'm not a person am I? I'm just your problem. --Mswordx24

Finn & Jake, two boys Poor boys, abandoned by time Lord, you forsake them

Daddy, why did you Eat my fries? Well I bought them Yeah, and they were mine --Rocky Samson

Earl of Lemongrab, You really smell like dog buns, But we still love you.\\