Heterosexual Life Partners/Quotes

"This imposes on me at the outset a very tiresome bit of demolition. It has actually become necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual."

- CS Lewis, The Four Loves

"Superfriends version of Superman: Here is to being best friends forever in a completely platonic way!

Super Friends version of Batman: You said it! We are as close as two friends can possibly be without going over any boundaries that would be indicative to our being more than friends!"

- Marvel/DC: After Hours

"Tien: No, Chaozu! My partner!

Yamcha: Gay.

Tien: Hey, at least I don't spend all my time with a cat!

Yamcha: Hey! At least I get some pus--Wow, that did not come out right."

- Dragonball Z Abridged

"Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip!

Phillip: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!

[Beat]

Terrence: But we're not gay, Phillip.

Phillip: We're not?!"

- South Park - Not Without My Anus

"I wish to cherish you like a brother!

It is her, the goddess,

who comes to unite us this day!

Yes, let us share the same fate,

let us be united until death!"

- Au Fond du Temple Saint, The Pearl Fishers

"No I do not know where Power Man is. Were partners, not a couple."

- Iron Fist, Dr. Strange: The Oath #1

""Bros before hoes.""