The Sacred and the Profane/YMMV


 * Crazy Awesome:
 * Ho Yay: Guess.
 * HSQ: Approxomately 10.7 "Holy FUCK"s per chapter, at a very conservative readthrough.
 * Moral Event Horizon:
 * Nightmare Fuel: Getting there by the first chapter after the prologue.
 * "Creepy" sells Zirah a million miles short of the pants-wetting, throat-constricting, limb-trembling horror that he is capable of.
 * Tear Jerker: Seriously, this story WILL reduce you to a sobbing wreck.
 * Uncanny Valley: Zirah
 * The Woobie: Caphriel.Ok, he's generally pretty stoic about it, but read that last chapter and tell me you don't want to give him a hug, thank him for everything he's done, and let Canon!Aziraphale fuss over him for a while.