Minor Injury Overreaction/Quotes

""OH GOD PUT A GORE WARNING NEXT TIME YOU ASS HAT!""

- Preston Arnold, Bronyism

""Oh my god! I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!""

- Captain Hammer, Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog

""Talking man hurt Hulk! Hulk rip off Talking Man's HEAD!""

- Hulk, "Hulk vs Wolverine"

""I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.""

- SpongeBob SquarePants, "No Weenies Allowed"

"BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!"

- Gaara, Naruto

"Blood? Blood!? OW! IT HURTS!!!!!"

- Mr. Heart, Fist of the North Star

""That...hurt. IT HURT!""

- Frieza, Dragon Ball