I Like Swords/Quotes

"Fighter: So... anybody else here like swords?

Thief: You already asked that.

Fighter: Did I?

Black Mage, Thief and Red Mage: YES!

Fighter: So... anyone here like claymores, then?

Red Mage: You did that too.

Fighter: When?

Black Mage: Before the flamberges, cutlasses, rapiers, gladiuses and katanas, but after the bastard sword, longsword, falchion and scimitar."

- Eight Bit Theater, Episode 88.

""Hey! Guess what's sharper than a golf club!!" (later) "Hey, everybody! I love swords!""

- Yosuke Hanamura, Persona 4 Hiimdaisy webcomic.

""Swish swish, clang clang.""

- Slim, A Bugs Life, while in the role of a sword in a play