The Pesci/Quotes

"Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder."

- Maladict, Monstrous Regiment

"C-Sec Officer: Now slow down, and take a deep breath.

Volus: You're *deep breath* MOCKING *deep breath* ME!"

- Mass Effect 2

"A fool gives full vent to his anger, but a wise man keeps himself under control."

- The Bible (New International Version), Proverbs 29:11