Charlieissocoollike/Funny

"Charlie's Mother: How many people spend their evenings painting their sons purple?
 * From The Purple Man:

Charlie: Only the coolest people.

Charlie's Mother: Only the coolest people... This kind of thing can only happen at our house."


 * "I'm filming this from my little sister's bedroom. (Beat) That's not creepy, is it?
 * "And now that I've made these balloon animals, I'm going to do what any loving parent would do to their children... which is destroy them with a pair of scissors.
 * The whole "Time Travel" Web-video-thingy.
 * All of The Other Charlie, most notably, "According to my personal level of evil, the most evil thing I can do Nice Charlie is... THROW WATER IN HIS FACE. That's... that's horrible. I like that."