Constantine/Funny

"Angela: Do I have to take the rest of my clothes off or can I leave them on?
 * The scene before Angela gets in the tub.

John: ...

Angela: John?

John: I'm thinking..."

"Gabriel: You could have shot me John! But you took the higher path! Look how well you're doing!"
 * When Constantine busts into Papa Midnite's and is too impatient to read the card so he belts the bouncer and marches downstairs. Chas stands over the unconscious bouncer and giggles: "Who's the rat in the dress now, huh bitch?"
 * AS Constantine ascends to Heaven, he flips off the Devil.
 * The very end of the movie, when Constantine punches Gabriel in the face instead of shooting him/her.